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Okay, five Newtonian
equations down.

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Only seven quantum mechanical
proofs to go!

3
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We are cooking
with C-H-4.

4
00:00:07,658 --> 00:00:10,445
Ohh! [ Laughs ]
Cooking with gas.

5
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And they're both single,
fellas.

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Come on, guys.
Can't we just have one day

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where we respect and support
one another?

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Hello, family.

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[ Chuckles ]

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There was an incident
this morning

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at our annual neighborhood
block party.

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Cam usually provides the
entertainment at these things,

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but he had Lily's birthday
party, so Phil volunteered.

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Who needs a Fizbo
if you can have a Philbo?

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What?!

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I mean, where does it end?

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It's so long!
It's comically long,

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when you think about it.

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Thing is,
Phil's terrified of clowns.

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Just thought if I was the clown,
I wouldn't be scared.

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Like how you can't
tickle yourself.

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[ Sebastian laughing ]

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Sebastian, no!

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I got this!
Sebastian!

25
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Your mom's worried
about you, buddy,

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even though there's absolutely
no reason to be --

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[ Gasps, breathing heavily ]

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Smell -- oh, God.

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[ Labored breathing ]

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S-s-s-clowns!

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Honey.

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[ Moaning ]
They were everywhere.

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I recognize that I embarrassed
the family this morning,

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but I assure you that --

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Phil, honey, just come on
over here for one second.

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Just a sec.

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Honey, you are not the first
person to put on a clown outfit,

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walk into
a hall of mirrors, and --

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I guess
what I'm saying is

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if you think you need to do
something to make up for that,

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don'tthink that.

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-No!
-[ Gasps ]

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Oh, my God,
the computer froze!

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-Daddy to the rescue!
-Um...

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Well, Ifeel heard.

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Yeah, you know what, Dad,
I-I think it's okay.

47
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I just need to do
a hard reset --

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No, I don't think
it's a reset issue.

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I think the surge protector
just blew.

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I am going to plug this bad boy
directly into the wall and --

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[ Thunder crashes,
electricity zaps ]

52
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Oh, my God!
You fried my computer!

53
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All of our work is gone!

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Honey, calm down.
These hard drives are designed

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to withstand temperatures
of up --

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-Aaaah!
-Oh, my God, it's on fire!

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Damn it.

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What is wrong?

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Huh? Nothing.

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You know, I totally forgot
some of my Navy buddies

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are meeting downtown later

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for a little reunion
at O'Brien's pub.

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Well, nothing special
is happening here today,

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so you have
permission to go.

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Well, I don't really need
your permission.

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Why don't you just keep quiet
and take yes for an answer?

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Ay, there's my handsome,
perfect, amazing boy!

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Still not going
on the class trip.

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Why are you being such a dummy?
Is this because I --

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Mom, I don't want
to talk about it.

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Why am I the only one
in this house

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that ever wants to talk
about things?!

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[ Joe crying ]

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Ay, papi, what is wrong?

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Not now.

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[ Crying continues ]

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Okay, that's it.

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If the men in this house
don't start talking to me,

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I swear to God that I will
make life miserable

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for each and every one
of you!

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[ Thunder crashes,
electricity zapping ]

82
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No, not yet.

83
00:03:00,831 --> 00:03:02,573
Oh, don't tell me the power
just went out!

84
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My Sleep Number bed is stuck
on the nap setting.

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Calm down. This is exactly why
I sprung for a new generator.

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[ Generator powers on ]

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Which, you're welcome,
just kicked in.

88
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Now, granted,
it doesn't power everything.

89
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I had to make
some hard choices.

90
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Hmm. That's it?
The bar and the pool table?

91
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The frigerator's black.

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Okay, Jay, you're not leaving

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until you put power
in the important things.

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I swear to God, don't make me
more mad than I already am!

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Can't I just do it
when I get back?

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[ Thunder crashes ]

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Would you stop doing that?!

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It's Lily's 8th birthday,

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and we had a little
backyard party planned.

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Hot dogs, some balloons --

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you know, I mean, we really
just threw it together.

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Kind of like my birthday party
last year.

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Okay, you told me that you did
not want me to do anything --

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Anyway, we were all set
for a casual kids' party,

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but then [voice breaking]
Lily got an e-mail.

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She's coming! She's coming!
She's coming! Ashley's coming!

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[ Gasps ]
Ashley's coming?

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Mitchell,
Ashley's coming!

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Oh, my God!
Well, now, wait a minute.

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Ashley S. or Ashley W.?

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"W"!
[ Gasps ]

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ALL:
Ashley W.'s coming!

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Ashley is the most popular girl
in Lily's class.

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I mean, you invite her...Yeah.

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...but you never think
she's gonna accept.

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No. Something must have fallen
through, or --

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The point is, she decides
who's in and who's out.

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So we had to up our game.

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Which was a fun challenge.

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Yeah, considering
it had been a while

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since we'd thrown any sort of
fabulous birthday party.

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You begged me not to make
a fuss. You said --

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Oh, because that sounds
like me, yeah.

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All right.
Once Sophie boards the bus,

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we will be on our way
to the Princess Park,

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where we will all pick out
our princess costumes!

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[ Girls chatting ]

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I think Ashley's having
a really good time.

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Yeah?
How can you tell?

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She's still here.

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[ Thunder crashes,
girls scream ]

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Oh!

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Oh, no!
Is it raining?

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Not to worry, sweetie.
We have parasols.

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[ Wind gusts ]Oh!

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Oh...

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It worked!

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Good. I powered up
all your essentials.

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Now I'm gonna go meet
my buddies.

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I see my espresso machine
didn't make the cut,

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but I'll manage.

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One of the guys I'm meeting
was lost at sea once.

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Had to eat a jellyfish.

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I'll speak to him
of your courage.

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So, power's out.
Had to come over real quick.

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Phil got dressed up
as a clown

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and then had a panic attack
in a hall of mirrors,

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so he's gonna be looking to
overcompensate for a lot,

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so please don't indulge
in any of his --

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-Hey, Jay.
-Right here.

151
00:05:04,781 --> 00:05:05,956
I remembered you had
a generator.

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00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,481
I'm just gonna upload
a few quick files for Alex.

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Don't ask.

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I never do.

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I can't open the jar.

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Well, lucky for you
your uncle --

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brother-in-law Phil
is here.

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And with one mighty twi--

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We should be...

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Bloop! Bloop!

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...good to go.

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00:05:26,629 --> 00:05:27,848
Oh!
-Dad!

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00:05:27,891 --> 00:05:28,850
-No!
-No, no, no, no, no!

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No, no, no!

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Dad, stop helping!
Ugh!

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Hey, monster.

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Hey, you.

168
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Andy I started out
pretty hot and heavy,

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but, uh, the last few weeks
I've just been super busy,

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so I guess he's feeling
neglected,

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and he's acting a little cold.

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I mean, a chuck on the arm?

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What are we,
Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer?

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[ Chuckles ]

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Those are people, right?

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[ Water trickling ]

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[ Gasps ]

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00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:54,963
Ay, there's a puddle!

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00:05:55,005 --> 00:05:56,180
Stella or Joe.

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00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,225
I'll see you
in a couple of hours.

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00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,401
No, no, no, no!
Look, it's a leak,

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because it's coming
through the wall.

183
00:06:00,271 --> 00:06:02,187
Most likely
your gutters backed up.

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00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:03,274
Consider it handled.

185
00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,668
Please don't ask me.
Please don't ask me.

186
00:06:04,711 --> 00:06:05,887
Luke!
To the gutters!

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[ Sighs ]

188
00:06:08,149 --> 00:06:10,021
[ Girls chattering ]

189
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Okay, princesses,
your castle awaits!

190
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What gives?

191
00:06:13,502 --> 00:06:14,677
The roads were starting
to flood,

192
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so we were hoping to ride out
the storm here.

193
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Yeah, sure.

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Also, Dad, we're hoping to keep
the princess theme alive,

195
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so if you could pretend
to be a --

196
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Interested?
No.

197
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-[ Sighs ]
-Okay.

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Ladies, it's costume time!
We have...

199
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GIRL: Costumes!

200
00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:30,214
...Belle, we have Elsa,
we have Ariel!

201
00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,913
Costumes?

202
00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:34,088
Ew, costumes.

203
00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:35,786
What are we, 5?

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Okay.

205
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Uh, okay,
so, that's happening.

206
00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:39,485
Hey, Ashley hates
the costumes.

207
00:06:39,528 --> 00:06:40,834
You got to think
of something else!

208
00:06:40,877 --> 00:06:42,879
What do we do?Well, I don't know.

209
00:06:42,923 --> 00:06:44,882
Our friends are basically
8-year-old girls.

210
00:06:44,925 --> 00:06:46,492
What would they
want to do?

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BOTH: Dance party!

212
00:06:48,058 --> 00:06:50,278
Yeah? Yeah?
Okay. Okay, girls.

213
00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,367
Uh, let's get some music started
here, huh?

214
00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,588
Oh. Oh, God, Cam,
there's no power.

215
00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:55,893
There's Cam power.

216
00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,591
What...?

217
00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:58,634
What is that?

218
00:06:58,678 --> 00:07:01,507
Well, had I listened to you
and we not donated to NPR,

219
00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,901
we wouldn't have gotten
this free emergency radio

220
00:07:03,944 --> 00:07:05,728
that we then re-gifted
to Jay and Gloria.

221
00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:08,339
I wouldn't call $19 a month
free, but okay.

222
00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:11,692
All right, let's get a little
funk in here, ladies!

223
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[ Groans ]

224
00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:14,129
♪ She's a brick♪

225
00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,173
Oooh!

226
00:07:15,216 --> 00:07:16,348
♪ House♪

227
00:07:16,391 --> 00:07:17,740
[ Radio powers down, dies ]Okay.

228
00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:19,742
[ Cranking ]Little more funky energy
in this thing!

229
00:07:19,786 --> 00:07:21,048
Got to warm up,
you know?

230
00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:22,615
Got to get it warmed up!

231
00:07:22,658 --> 00:07:25,487
♪ She's mighty, mighty,
just le--♪

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00:07:25,531 --> 00:07:26,488
[ Radio powers down, dies ]

233
00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,533
I don't know what's wrong
with me.

234
00:07:27,576 --> 00:07:28,838
This is my
butter-churning arm.

235
00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,624
[ Grunts ]

236
00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,670
Third drawer
from the left.

237
00:07:33,713 --> 00:07:35,759
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

238
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Thank you.
What's with the robe?

239
00:07:38,805 --> 00:07:40,764
I had to go outside and cover
my drought-resistant garden.

240
00:07:40,807 --> 00:07:42,331
Timing, right?

241
00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,158
Well, anyway, there's no power
in my room,

242
00:07:44,201 --> 00:07:46,334
and I wasn't gonna get dressed
in the dark, so...

243
00:07:46,377 --> 00:07:48,206
Ohh!
Oh, no!

244
00:07:53,254 --> 00:07:54,648
How crazy is your dad, huh?!

245
00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:56,213
Braving the elements!

246
00:07:56,257 --> 00:07:59,653
Keeping the family dry!
That is fur!

247
00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,524
[ Banging ]

248
00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:03,439
What's the plan, Luke?

249
00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,745
There are no bad ideas,

250
00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:07,964
but waving a metal shovel around
in an electrical storm

251
00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,401
could have a downside,

252
00:08:09,444 --> 00:08:11,403
so let's put it back
in the garage, huh?

253
00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,403
[ Thunder crashes ]

254
00:08:12,447 --> 00:08:13,754
Whoa, that was close!

255
00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:14,971
[ Clatter ]

256
00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:17,322
Oh, my God!
Not again!

257
00:08:17,365 --> 00:08:18,322
[ Girls chattering ]

258
00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,759
Oh, honey,
you're gonna be fine.

259
00:08:19,802 --> 00:08:21,762
I can't believe you let him
get struck again!

260
00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,110
Again?

261
00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:25,329
Don't worry about it,
champ.

262
00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:26,766
I don't even think
it hit him.

263
00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,202
Last time he smelled
like aluminum.

264
00:08:28,245 --> 00:08:29,552
Last time?!

265
00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,554
Honey, your father and I
are trying to talk.

266
00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,338
Okay, everyone.

267
00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:36,602
Don't feel like you have to wait
for me to get back.

268
00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:37,908
GLORIA: Jay!

269
00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,909
The leak is growing!

270
00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,216
I was just
on my way back out.

271
00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,433
-I'll do it.
-But --

272
00:08:42,477 --> 00:08:43,043
Sit!

273
00:08:43,086 --> 00:08:45,698
[ Door closes ]

274
00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:47,788
That's a silly excuse not
to go to your school trip.

275
00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,919
Mom, I've made
my decision.

276
00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,400
Oh. Hey.

277
00:08:52,443 --> 00:08:53,620
Hey.

278
00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,056
What's going on here?

279
00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:57,711
I could cut the tension
with my machete.

280
00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,668
It's so...nothing.

281
00:08:59,712 --> 00:09:01,628
I mean [scoffs]
Manny got his robe

282
00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,063
caught in
the refrigerator door,

283
00:09:03,106 --> 00:09:05,413
and I may have
accidentally seen...

284
00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:06,501
him.

285
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,850
Oh, you saw.

286
00:09:07,894 --> 00:09:09,070
Okay.

287
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,288
Manny, it's over.
What happened happened.

288
00:09:11,332 --> 00:09:12,289
It's done.
Okay?

289
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,292
Okay, good,
because I have a problem

290
00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,859
and I need your help,
Claire.

291
00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,513
Yes. You got it.
What is it?

292
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,994
Well, Manny doesn't want to go
to his school trip

293
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,385
because there is a rumor

294
00:09:21,429 --> 00:09:23,649
that the kids want to go
skinny-dipping,

295
00:09:23,692 --> 00:09:25,826
and he's self-conscious
about his body.

296
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,871
I'm gonna pretend
I don't understand

297
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,613
why you're including me
in this conversation.

298
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:31,745
I'm just saying --

299
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,051
You could tell him
since you already peeped.

300
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,269
I didn't peep.

301
00:09:35,312 --> 00:09:37,184
Tell him that he has
a beautiful body

302
00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:40,014
so at least something good
comes out of the peeping.

303
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,624
Please stop saying that.

304
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,756
When I see Luke naked,
I am going to tell him,

305
00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:45,846
"Luke, you have
a beautiful body."

306
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,195
"When"?

307
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,674
Maybe she doesn't think
I have a beautiful body.

308
00:09:48,717 --> 00:09:49,806
Ohh.

309
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,851
iAy, dios mío!
Claire, is this true?

310
00:09:51,894 --> 00:09:53,288
No!
Okay, I can't do this.

311
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,638
I'm -- I'm just gonna go ahead
and walk away now.

312
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,119
But if a bolt of lightning
should strike this house,

313
00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:00,033
you can send it myway.

314
00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:01,644
Oh!Oh!

315
00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:03,211
[ Girls chattering ][ Sighs ] Okay.

316
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,692
What -- they didn't like
the peanut-butter sandwiches?

317
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,998
No. No one would touch them
after Ashley said,

318
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,086
[As Ashley] "Crunchy?"

319
00:10:09,129 --> 00:10:10,826
Sh! What are you, crazy?
She's right there.

320
00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:12,480
Ugh!
This is ridiculous.

321
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,788
Are we really gonna let an
8-year-old dictate this party?

322
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,485
You know
how peer pressure is.

323
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,269
I had an Ashley
when I was Lily's age.

324
00:10:18,312 --> 00:10:20,793
She blackballed me
from the cafeteria table,

325
00:10:20,836 --> 00:10:22,490
and then no one
would sit with me.

326
00:10:22,533 --> 00:10:25,754
I had to eat outside
with the class rooster.

327
00:10:25,798 --> 00:10:27,148
And then one day --

328
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,715
Okay, if this ends
in another case

329
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,019
of you almost eating one of
your animal friends, I can't.

330
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,847
But -- okay. This is -- this is
what I'm gonna do.

331
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,283
If we get Ashley on board,

332
00:10:33,327 --> 00:10:35,504
everything else will just fall
into place.

333
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,941
I convince juries that
guilty people are innocent.

334
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,682
I can certainly
convince Ashley

335
00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:41,030
that our party ideas
are dope.

336
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,032
[ Mouth full ] Yeah,
but don't say dope.

337
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,380
I won't say dope.

338
00:10:43,424 --> 00:10:46,080
Ugh. Hey, Ash.
[ Chuckles ]

339
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,690
So, listen.

340
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:48,691
Oops.

341
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:49,822
Oh, gosh.
Oh, good call.

342
00:10:49,865 --> 00:10:52,695
Um, I'm thinking about kicking
this party up a notch,

343
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:53,696
more grown-up activi--

344
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:54,827
Uh, i-i-it's still...

345
00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,698
Yeah. Yes, it is.
My word.

346
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,048
Kind of
a tweener on sizes.

347
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,268
And we always tend to go
smaller, don't we?

348
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,922
I mean, human nature,
am I right?

349
00:11:03,879 --> 00:11:06,927
Anyway, um, a lot
of high-school girls

350
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,711
are really just falling in love
with Pictionary,

351
00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:12,846
and I sort of -- um, uh...
Oh, gosh.

352
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:16,719
Cam bought me this shirt,
and I...

353
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,981
can't believe I just tried
to blame Cam.

354
00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:22,332
Mitchell, take responsibility --
You eat bread, you billow.

355
00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:23,639
Anyway...[ Cellphone rings ]

356
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:24,639
...your shirt is really nice,
and I --

357
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,206
-Hey.
-Yeah. Take the call.

358
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,643
Nobody.

359
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,774
[ Voice cracking ]
Bye, Ash.

360
00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:31,559
[ Gasps ]
Hey, sexy!

361
00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:33,213
What's all this?

362
00:11:33,256 --> 00:11:37,347
Oh, just a little something
special for youand I.

363
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,436
I would put those away.

364
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,524
Joe goes crazy if you play
with his blocks.

365
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:42,875
Maybe it's time for us
to get a little crazy.

366
00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:44,355
Come here.

367
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,532
I was afraid of this.

368
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,797
This is why I was trying to slow
things down with Haley.

369
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,799
Women are always drawn
to me physically

370
00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:56,628
in a veryintense way.

371
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,020
Which often fizzles out

372
00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:01,241
before we have a chance
to connect emotionally.

373
00:12:01,284 --> 00:12:02,460
So...

374
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,634
Yes?

375
00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:05,462
There are so many
things about you

376
00:12:05,506 --> 00:12:07,116
that I just don't know.

377
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,773
I feel, in the Book of Haley,
I'm only in chapter one.

378
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,993
Turn the page for me, girl.

379
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:14,428
What?

380
00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:16,909
Would it help you to open up
if I were to brush your hair?

381
00:12:16,952 --> 00:12:19,433
You mean in a hot way?

382
00:12:19,476 --> 00:12:22,784
I got us some wine.

383
00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:23,960
You know
what would be better?

384
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:27,136
Two cups
of soothing green tea

385
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,269
to warm our emotional
availability.

386
00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:32,011
Ooh, the places we will go.
I'll be right back.

387
00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:34,841
HALEY: I hope this doesn't
sound conceited,

388
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,494
but everyonewants me.

389
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,452
I just knew there had to be
a rational reason

390
00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:39,889
Andy was rejecting me.

391
00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:43,893
Beth's Coast Guard uniform.

392
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,460
I can't believe
he's not over her.

393
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:46,374
She's a size six!

394
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,549
Hey!
Who moved my blocks?!

395
00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:53,423
Okay, so, Vi equals 367 meters
per second,

396
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:54,990
and D equals .00214,
so th--

397
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:57,820
Alex, did you know I was struck
by lightning?

398
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,604
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not right now. Maisie, continue.

399
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,041
Uh...I lost it.

400
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,650
[ Groans ]

401
00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:05,436
So...can we talk
about my thing now?

402
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,741
Okay, look,
you're really hot,

403
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:07,874
and under the right
circumstances,

404
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,745
I could see myself making out
with you, but --

405
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:10,615
Ew.

406
00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:12,095
But we're trying
to re-create

407
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,227
all the work that we lost on the
computer this morning, so...

408
00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:16,056
Also, every time
you open your mouth,

409
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,100
you let out a cloud of stupid
over the entire room.

410
00:13:18,144 --> 00:13:19,407
Wow. [ Scoffs ]

411
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,844
I don't want to be in here
with you losers anyway.

412
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,105
And another thing --

413
00:13:23,149 --> 00:13:24,455
can we circle back
to what Maisie just said?

414
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,020
Get out!

415
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,113
-Hey. Back already?
-Never left.

416
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,418
And now the pool's
a centimeter

417
00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:32,985
from overflowing
right in the house.

418
00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:33,986
I got to pump the pool.

419
00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:35,423
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

420
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,076
Jay, I want you
in that bar,

421
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,860
and I need to feel
like a man.

422
00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,471
Let me pump your pool.

423
00:13:40,514 --> 00:13:41,908
All right. One hose in the pool,
the other one --

424
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,038
Jay, shh.
It's me.

425
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:44,213
You're right.
I'll do it.

426
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,086
No, no, no, no, no.
I got it. I got it.

427
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,087
Gloria, I'll be back
in a couple hours!

428
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:51,264
What the -- Son of a bitch!
Who left the door open?!

429
00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:53,005
Stella!
Stella!

430
00:13:53,048 --> 00:13:54,094
She probably got outside.

431
00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:55,659
Who the hell
left the door open?!

432
00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:56,661
Not me!

433
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:57,226
Nope.

434
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,663
Oh, God.

435
00:13:58,706 --> 00:13:59,447
What have I done?

436
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,100
JAY: Stella!
Stella?

437
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,145
All set, here, Jay!
Working like a charm!

438
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,668
Admit it!

439
00:14:04,712 --> 00:14:06,322
You didn't think I could
actually -- Aaah!

440
00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:08,325
Aaah!
[ Grunts ]

441
00:14:14,765 --> 00:14:15,288
Oh, no, no, no.
What are you doing?

442
00:14:15,331 --> 00:14:16,812
What are you doing?

443
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,161
Wha-- well, Phil had this
in his trunk...
[ Sighs ]

444
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,162
...and I didn't have
faith in your "talk to
Ashley" plan, so --

445
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,903
So you decided to go
with Bleeding Clown?

446
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,121
Well, how did your talk
with Ashley go?

447
00:14:22,164 --> 00:14:23,818
It --
Is your shirt stapled?

448
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,515
Yea--
Don't worry about it.

449
00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:27,909
Okay, I will not have
our daughter eat lunch

450
00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:29,956
with a rooster
for the next year.

451
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:33,046
We have a fully-licensed clown
right here.

452
00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:37,963
And I defy any child to not be
delighted by that!

453
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,312
A clown.

454
00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:40,488
You don't like clowns?

455
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,750
Please.

456
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,317
You know what?

457
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,621
Shut up, Ashley!

458
00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:45,710
[ All gasp ]

459
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,929
GLORIA: Jay! Jay.

460
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,585
The water is coming inside
the house from the pool!

461
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,759
Of course it is.

462
00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:54,023
Because Phil was supposed
to pump it out!

463
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,503
Actually,
there's an emergency valve.

464
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,157
PHIL: At the north end of
the pool. I know that valve.

465
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,375
I'm gonna open
that valve.

466
00:14:58,418 --> 00:14:59,811
Haven't you done
enough already?

467
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,422
Please!
I need this!

468
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,293
And who else
would dare to jump

469
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,164
in that pool right now
anyway?

470
00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:07,818
Me!

471
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,559
I'm not sure
about the rest of you,

472
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,823
but I'm going swimming,
in the rain, in my clothes!

473
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,392
TOGETHER: Pool party!

474
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,827
I am not gonna --

475
00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:18,091
Can I come?

476
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,134
Um...

477
00:15:19,178 --> 00:15:20,179
Do whatever you want,
Ashley.

478
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:21,876
Yeah.

479
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,183
Is she following?
Don't look back.

480
00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:26,229
[ Girls laughing, squealing ]

481
00:15:30,232 --> 00:15:32,365
Everybody stand back!

482
00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:33,802
I opened the valve!

483
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:34,976
[ Girls chant "Lily!" ]

484
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,543
I'm happy for her.

485
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:37,893
[ Chanting continues ]

486
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,373
Your husband's
outside half naked.

487
00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:41,244
There's still time
to go downstairs

488
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,592
and body shame him
if you like.

489
00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:45,073
Okay. Let's you and me get this
over with.

490
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,076
Huh.

491
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,164
[ Door slams ]

492
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,821
Okay, you're really putting
on mixed signals here.

493
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,388
Please stop talking.
Okay.

494
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,912
Of course you're insecure
about your body.

495
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,913
You're a teenager.

496
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,697
It's part of the job
description.

497
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:02,613
But if this whole skinny-dipping
thing ever even happens,

498
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,051
you have nothing
to worry about.

499
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,835
-Easy for you to --
-You're still talking.

500
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,140
You have nothing
to worry about

501
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:10,056
because nobody's going to be
looking at you,

502
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,057
because all
those other kids

503
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:15,104
are gonna be too preoccupied
with their own insecurities.

504
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,671
But i-if they do?

505
00:16:16,713 --> 00:16:18,412
[ Inhales sharply, sighs ]

506
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,716
You'll be fine.

507
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,851
You're the most confident kid
I have ever met,

508
00:16:23,894 --> 00:16:25,679
and that is always sexy.

509
00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:29,030
Thanks, Claire.

510
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,293
Mm.

511
00:16:31,337 --> 00:16:32,643
And if this helps you
in any way,

512
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,254
I've always found
you sexy, too.

513
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,821
Super.

514
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,345
Oh, God.

515
00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:40,869
[ Straining ]

516
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,830
Stop pouting!

517
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:46,961
That's so not you.

518
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:49,182
Who cares that you dressed up
as a clown,

519
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,400
then scared yourself
in many mirrors?

520
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,273
Actually, what's even
more embarrassing

521
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,970
is that I thought if I ran
into that fun house

522
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:55,884
and grabbed that kid,

523
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,102
everyone would
look at me

524
00:16:57,145 --> 00:16:58,495
like the hero I always
wanted to be.

525
00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:00,192
Correction.
What's most embarrassing

526
00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:01,455
is everything I've done
since then

527
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,196
to try to make up
for the first thing.

528
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,546
What are you talking about?
"Hero"?

529
00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,548
You're so much more
than that.

530
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:08,548
You have flaws.

531
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,984
You fall down a lot.

532
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,203
You frighten yourself.

533
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:14,250
You cannot even open a jar.
You cry all the time.

534
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,296
I'm really ready for this
to build into a compliment.

535
00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:19,211
The point is that you are
comfortable with yourself,

536
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,910
and you make people around you
feel comfortable.

537
00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:24,217
They feel that they
can talk to you.

538
00:17:24,259 --> 00:17:25,913
That's your superpower!

539
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:29,700
Pool's drained, leaks are fixed,
generator's running,

540
00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:30,919
and I'm meeting
my buddies.

541
00:17:30,961 --> 00:17:32,355
Why, Jay?
Why you have to go out?

542
00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:33,574
It's a hurricane outside!

543
00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:34,704
I just do.

544
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:35,836
[ Lid rattles ]

545
00:17:37,272 --> 00:17:39,231
I think you probably
loosened it with the --

546
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,971
Don't.

547
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,410
Here's your
precious uniform!

548
00:17:44,366 --> 00:17:45,280
That's Beth's.

549
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,369
Oh, so you admit you're still
in love with her!

550
00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:48,153
What?

551
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,198
Ow!

552
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,852
Just saying "Hey."
Hurts, doesn't it?

553
00:17:53,201 --> 00:17:54,769
Haley!

554
00:17:54,811 --> 00:17:56,117
Haley!

555
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,815
Stop!
What are you doing?

556
00:17:57,858 --> 00:17:59,599
You won't kiss me.
You won't even touch me.

557
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,166
And then I find
Beth's uniform?

558
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,124
So you tell me, okay?

559
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,169
What do you do with it
anyway?

560
00:18:03,211 --> 00:18:05,213
You -- you -- you sniff it,
you snuggle it,

561
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,215
you put it on a coat rack
and dance with it?!

562
00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:09,348
I'm sending Beth's things
back to her,

563
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:12,221
and I got her uniform pressed
because I love my country.

564
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,180
So, y-you and Beth, you --

565
00:18:14,222 --> 00:18:16,311
There is no Beth.
There's only you.

566
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:18,357
I'm just trying to
slow us down a little.

567
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,969
We kind of started this whole
thing off in the middle.

568
00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:23,144
I just want us to
catch up emotionally

569
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,973
to where we are physically
so we don't burn out.

570
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,148
We're not going
to burn out.

571
00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:28,541
I liked you way before
we ever hooked up.

572
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:32,327
I just want our relationship
to be as good as our affair.

573
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,766
I mean, we never even had
a romantic first date.

574
00:18:35,809 --> 00:18:38,769
[ Chuckles ]
I know.

575
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,771
Maybe we should wait
for the perfect moment

576
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,557
so we can start
our relationship right.

577
00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:47,212
Something special and magical,
like in the movies.

578
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,561
[ Laughing ] What do
you want me to do,

579
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,953
chase you through
an airport?

580
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,433
I think we got it.

581
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,611
Oh, yeah.
[ Chuckles ]

582
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,444
Come on!

583
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,577
A damn tree's blocking
the street.

584
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:05,796
I need my chainsaw.

585
00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:08,190
Jay, I know you didn't ask
my advice --

586
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,323
I'm glad you noticed that.
I've been stuck here all day.

587
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:11,540
Now, I'm going
to that bar!

588
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,239
The last thing I need's
another delay.

589
00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:14,369
Where the hell's
the chainsaw?!

590
00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:15,806
It's right there.

591
00:19:15,849 --> 00:19:17,981
[ Thunder crashes ]

592
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,157
[ Sighs ]

593
00:19:21,855 --> 00:19:23,770
I'm not gonna get there,
am I?

594
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,903
We don't have to talk
about it.

595
00:19:25,946 --> 00:19:30,820
Old Navy buddy of mine,
Big Jake, died today.

596
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,476
Guys in my unit
have a tradition

597
00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:37,306
whereas, when one of us goes,
the rest of us,

598
00:19:37,349 --> 00:19:41,441
no matter where we are,
find the nearest Irish pub,

599
00:19:41,483 --> 00:19:46,750
and at 7:00,
silently toast the fallen.

600
00:19:48,838 --> 00:19:51,842
Started with 10 guys.

601
00:19:51,885 --> 00:19:54,671
Four of us left.

602
00:19:54,714 --> 00:19:56,717
Probably should have told
Gloria about it,

603
00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:57,631
but I don't know.

604
00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:58,893
We...

605
00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:01,765
We all went through
some rough stuff together...

606
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:06,291
Hard to talk about.

607
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,685
[ Sighs ]

608
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,834
[ Cup clinks ]

609
00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:28,269
Thanks.

610
00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:32,317
Phil.

611
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,407
[ Cup clinks ]

612
00:20:42,109 --> 00:20:43,807
[ Cups clink ]

613
00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:58,386
Why can't we remember
this last piece?

614
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,953
We just had it
this morning.

615
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,303
Hey, guys.
I know you're busy,

616
00:21:01,346 --> 00:21:02,652
but do you think being hit
by lightning

617
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,479
can make people smarter?

618
00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:04,785
Get out of here.

619
00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:07,308
Huh.

620
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:08,528
What --

621
00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:10,355
Yeah.
It's probably just a myth.

622
00:21:10,398 --> 00:21:11,791
There's so much crazy stuff

623
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,750
written on the Internet
these days.

624
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,796
Turns out, when they figured it
out the first time,

625
00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:17,971
the formula was in the
background of a selfie I took.

626
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,320
[ Chuckles ]

627
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,366
Anyway, if you don't think
lightning can do that,

628
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,932
it must not be true.

629
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,980
After all, you are the smartest
people I know.

630
00:21:26,022 --> 00:21:27,373
[ Marker thuds ]

631
00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:28,939
[ Thunder crashes ]