1 00:00:02,741 --> 00:00:04,091 Thank you. 2 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:05,482 Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Samples! 3 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:06,876 Mmm! 4 00:00:06,918 --> 00:00:08,746 Mmm. 5 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,096 Excuse me, do I know you? 6 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,968 I don't think so. 7 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,275 You look so familiar. Why am I picturing a bench ad? 8 00:00:14,317 --> 00:00:16,451 Minor celebrity. Guilty as charged. 9 00:00:16,493 --> 00:00:18,975 Oh! You're the "Accidentes" guy. 10 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,932 Mm. No. No, no, no. 11 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,283 Um, I'm, uh... [ Chuckles ] 12 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:25,068 I'm Mr. Real Estate -- Phil Dunphy. 13 00:00:25,111 --> 00:00:26,722 Oh, right. 14 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:29,202 I am actually looking for a house right now. 15 00:00:29,245 --> 00:00:31,204 Wow. Well, if I could be of any service... 16 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:31,943 I don't -- I don't have any cards. 17 00:00:31,987 --> 00:00:33,207 I'm in my gym clothes. 18 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:36,122 Oh, I see you earned that hot chocolate. 19 00:00:36,165 --> 00:00:38,908 Yeah, I rocked a pretty intense Shake Weights/power walk combo. 20 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,735 Morning, neighbors. 21 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:44,087 Saw your daughter yesterday. Boy, she is growing up fast. 22 00:00:46,219 --> 00:00:48,222 My name is Angie. 23 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:49,918 Here is my number. 24 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:52,182 If you find any good three-bedrooms in the neighborhood, 25 00:00:52,225 --> 00:00:53,704 I'd love to see them. 26 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:55,533 Well, I'll call you. I'd love to show them to you. 27 00:00:55,576 --> 00:00:57,186 I'm not just a pretty face people sit on. 28 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:58,536 Forget...I said that. 29 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:02,801 Here you go. 30 00:01:02,844 --> 00:01:04,454 Oh, thanks, honey. 31 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,543 Who's Angie? 32 00:01:06,587 --> 00:01:09,504 Oh. Just a woman I m-met inside. 33 00:01:09,546 --> 00:01:11,158 Really? She gave you her number? 34 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,334 And dotted her "I" with a little heart? 35 00:01:13,376 --> 00:01:14,986 Oh, yeah. She's looking for a house. 36 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:15,727 Sweet old lady. 37 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:16,945 Don't know why I said that. 38 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:17,902 Little overweight. 39 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:19,382 No idea where that came from. 40 00:01:19,426 --> 00:01:20,123 Thick Irish accent. 41 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,123 I panicked! 42 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,516 I should have told the truth, 43 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,475 but Claire knows I have... a type. 44 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,391 It was just a little white lie. 45 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,132 Ironically. 46 00:01:30,176 --> 00:01:33,180 --Captions by VITAC-- 47 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:41,144 ♪♪ 48 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,192 Hey, America! 49 00:01:45,234 --> 00:01:47,063 I didn't see you there. 50 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:50,152 Welcome to another live webcast of "Jay Talking." 51 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,503 You know what really gets my goat? 52 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:53,634 Goat cheese. 53 00:01:53,677 --> 00:01:54,765 It's on everything. 54 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:55,766 I hate it. 55 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:57,769 The only thing worse than goat cheese 56 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,379 is eating it at a communal table 57 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:02,034 with some jerk wearing a hat inside. 58 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,384 Have some respect. 59 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,168 And pull up your pants! 60 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:07,823 Only crack I want to see is in the Liberty Bell. 61 00:02:07,865 --> 00:02:10,086 Greatest country on the damn planet. 62 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,566 If, six months ago, 63 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,263 you'd have told me I'd have a big Internet show, 64 00:02:13,306 --> 00:02:14,872 I would have said, "Yeah, that adds up." 65 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,658 I used to entertain my staff with jokes and observations. 66 00:02:17,701 --> 00:02:18,963 When I retired, 67 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,878 I started sharing those gems around the house. 68 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:24,099 Manny went so nuts for it, he set up the whole webcast. 69 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,407 Sorry, Internet. He's yourproblem now. 70 00:02:26,449 --> 00:02:28,800 Bottom line, you can keep your hashtags, 71 00:02:28,843 --> 00:02:30,801 'cause I like hashbrowns. 72 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,281 But, hey... 73 00:02:32,325 --> 00:02:34,328 that's just "Jay Talking." 74 00:02:38,331 --> 00:02:39,637 And we're out. 75 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,900 Wow. 90 minutes just flew by. 76 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,424 Hey, guys! 77 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:45,425 The comments are already rolling in! 78 00:02:45,468 --> 00:02:47,253 "Keep it up, Jay." 79 00:02:47,296 --> 00:02:48,993 "You're saying what we're all thinking." 80 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,996 "I miss chop suey, too." 81 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:53,781 I love it, because now everybody gets to see what I live with. 82 00:02:53,824 --> 00:02:55,478 What the hell? This guy again?Who? 83 00:02:55,522 --> 00:02:57,219 Some meatball named "LadyKiller52" 84 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,699 been dogging me for days. 85 00:02:58,742 --> 00:03:00,049 Look what he wrote. 86 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:02,269 "Hey, Grandpa, no one cares what you think." 87 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:05,097 Are you sure that that's not from Haley? 88 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:06,360 Here's another one. The same jerk! 89 00:03:06,402 --> 00:03:08,491 "It's weird you don't like goat cheese 90 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,276 when you've got a goat face." 91 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:11,712 Well, that makes no sense.Mnh-mnh. 92 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:14,150 What kind of goat eats its own cheese? 93 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:17,371 Here I am, trying to make America laugh and think, 94 00:03:17,413 --> 00:03:19,415 and this hockey puck's coming at me with tired insults. 95 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,288 Okay, i-it's called a troll, Jay. 96 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:22,853 But you can't let him or anything else 97 00:03:22,897 --> 00:03:24,812 keep you from directing all of your opinions 98 00:03:24,855 --> 00:03:25,596 into that computer. 99 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,509 You're right, Manny. 100 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,903 It's tough being in the public eye. 101 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:31,079 Now I know why Sinatra was always punching guys. 102 00:03:31,122 --> 00:03:32,429 [ Cellphone rings ] 103 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,126 Hola, Claire. 104 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,389 Hey. What's going on? 105 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,259 You do a lot of yoga, right? 106 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:38,260 Ah, I used to. 107 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,522 But all those judgy vegans 108 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,872 with their ponytails and their Lululemon, 109 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,831 [namaste] I'm like, "nama-stay home," you know what I mean? 110 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:44,658 [ Chuckles ] 111 00:03:44,701 --> 00:03:45,920 Um... 112 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:48,271 I just started taking it, 113 00:03:48,314 --> 00:03:50,925 but I think that the instructor is hitting on me. 114 00:03:50,968 --> 00:03:52,100 He is. How do you know? 115 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,276 Because you're you in yoga pants. 116 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:54,450 Ugh. 117 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,757 Just go to another class. 118 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,324 But this one is perfect. 119 00:03:57,366 --> 00:03:59,978 It's at the same time as Joe's Gymboree, 120 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:01,632 right next door. 121 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,503 Ay, why don't you come with me today 122 00:04:03,546 --> 00:04:05,288 and tell me if I'm just being crazy? 123 00:04:05,331 --> 00:04:06,507 Sure. Text me the info. 124 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,290 Hey, remind her! 125 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,944 Oh! And don't forget -- 126 00:04:09,987 --> 00:04:13,122 today, all-new episode of "Jay Talking." 127 00:04:13,164 --> 00:04:15,167 He takes on restaurants 128 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:17,430 that write their menus on blackboards. 129 00:04:17,473 --> 00:04:18,997 I want to feel a menu in my hands! 130 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,129 [ Cellphone beeps ] 131 00:04:21,608 --> 00:04:22,523 Hey, girl. 132 00:04:22,565 --> 00:04:23,915 What are you doing? Nothing. 133 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:26,091 Just wanted to say hi, talk about stuff. 134 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:27,571 What stuff?I don't know. 135 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:28,702 I just miss you. 136 00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:30,312 We could talk about anything. 137 00:04:30,356 --> 00:04:32,533 How about... Watergate? 138 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:33,316 Like, what would you say 139 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,795 were the three most significant ways 140 00:04:34,838 --> 00:04:36,406 it changed American politics? 141 00:04:36,449 --> 00:04:37,928 Cite your sources. 142 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,148 I'm not writing your essay. 143 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:40,584 Okay. See you at Easter. 144 00:04:40,627 --> 00:04:42,194 Hey. I'm back. 145 00:04:42,237 --> 00:04:44,326 How'd your showing with Angie-with-a-heart go? 146 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:46,372 Oh, fine. Uneventful. 147 00:04:46,415 --> 00:04:48,026 Nondescript. 148 00:04:48,069 --> 00:04:50,201 This shower's really small. 149 00:04:50,245 --> 00:04:52,247 Could you imagine me in here? 150 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:56,033 Weird thing -- I was with her for two hours, 151 00:04:56,077 --> 00:04:57,557 I couldn't pick her out of a crowd. 152 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,558 Really? That isweird. 153 00:04:58,601 --> 00:04:59,341 Nothing weird about it. 154 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,560 You just said it was weird. 155 00:05:00,603 --> 00:05:01,517 That's weird. Give me a kiss! 156 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:02,475 [ Chuckles ] Mwah! 157 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:03,911 What are you up to, buddy? 158 00:05:03,954 --> 00:05:05,783 Writing a paper on President Nixon. 159 00:05:05,826 --> 00:05:07,610 [ Scoffs ] What an idiot. 160 00:05:07,654 --> 00:05:08,612 He had it all and just threw it away 161 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:09,831 because of some stupid lie. 162 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,572 Well, maybe it came out of his mouth 163 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:12,485 before he knew what he was saying. 164 00:05:12,528 --> 00:05:15,226 Okay, but then he just kept lying over and over 165 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:16,750 and making it worse and worse. 166 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:18,055 Phil, how old is Angie? 167 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,581 Oh, uh, gosh... 70. Why? 168 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:21,973 I was thinking about that house on Forsyth. 169 00:05:22,016 --> 00:05:23,627 It's nice but has a lot of stairs. 170 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:25,499 No. She's too...fat for that. 171 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,629 Hmm. 172 00:05:26,673 --> 00:05:28,502 Therefore, I shall resign the presidency 173 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:30,372 effective at noon tomorrow. 174 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,418 If only he had told the truth. 175 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,071 He was in too deep! 176 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:38,206 Ta-da! Check out what I got! 177 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,643 No, thanks. 178 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:40,427 Thought we could go to the park tomorrow 179 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,731 and you could finally learn. 180 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:42,819 What pavement tastes like? 181 00:05:42,863 --> 00:05:44,255 I don't think so. 182 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:47,608 Well, Lily, when you're ready, it's here for you. 183 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,435 Mitchell, can I, um, speak to you in the bedroom 184 00:05:49,478 --> 00:05:50,740 about the, uh, dust ruffle? 185 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,439 Don't worry -- the dust ruffle's leaving. 186 00:05:56,093 --> 00:05:57,444 Okay, why are you doing this? 187 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:58,661 We need Lily to get on this bike. 188 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,011 Why are you pushing this so hard? 189 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,535 She's clearly afraid. 190 00:06:01,577 --> 00:06:03,187 She's been afraid of a lot of things lately. 191 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:04,668 Last week, she wouldn't even open her closet door 192 00:06:04,711 --> 00:06:07,410 because she thought something scary was in there. 193 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:08,846 Could be the denim jumpsuit your mom made her. 194 00:06:08,889 --> 00:06:10,413 This is a pivotal moment. 195 00:06:10,456 --> 00:06:11,413 We can't raise a child 196 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,677 who won't ride a bike or get on an airplane 197 00:06:14,721 --> 00:06:16,201 or eat mayonnaise. 198 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:18,202 It's a texture thing. How does egg become that? 199 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,423 We are doing this tomorrow. She is getting on this bike. 200 00:06:20,466 --> 00:06:21,990 What's the rush? She's 8 years old. 201 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:25,384 Most Vietnamese kids her age are already riding a bike to work. 202 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,649 So, where's Mahatma Handsy? 203 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,781 I noticed that you have a lot of these yoga puns. 204 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,129 I don't think we need any more. 205 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:34,829 Namaste. 206 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,656 Okay. Now I get the one from before. 207 00:06:36,699 --> 00:06:37,788 Uh-huh. [ Chuckles ] 208 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,442 Hi. Hi. 209 00:06:39,485 --> 00:06:40,617 We haven't met. 210 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:41,836 Oh. Claire. 211 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:42,706 Claire.Mm-hmm. 212 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,533 Beautiful. 213 00:06:44,577 --> 00:06:46,449 Like the sunrise in Tanjung Rhu. 214 00:06:46,492 --> 00:06:48,451 You have a great yoga body. You've done this before? 215 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:50,235 Um, yeah. I mean, it's been a little while, but yeah. 216 00:06:50,278 --> 00:06:53,064 Great posture, strong core. 217 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,457 [ Exhales heavily ] 218 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,459 We're going to have fun. 219 00:06:57,504 --> 00:07:00,158 Maybe I've just been stressed lately, but I was wrong. 220 00:07:00,201 --> 00:07:02,117 Yoga felt good. 221 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,728 We are lifting our hips towards the ceiling. 222 00:07:04,771 --> 00:07:06,642 Very nice, Claire. 223 00:07:08,122 --> 00:07:09,559 Claire: Ra was very supportive. 224 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:12,083 Maybe I just never had the right teacher. 225 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:15,521 [ Exhaling deeply ] 226 00:07:15,564 --> 00:07:16,653 Am I doing it right? 227 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:17,567 Shh! 228 00:07:19,699 --> 00:07:21,571 Andthey validate parking. 229 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:27,620 Another one? 230 00:07:27,663 --> 00:07:29,274 I've had it with this LadyKiller son of a bitch. 231 00:07:29,317 --> 00:07:30,927 He's been lobbing insults all night. 232 00:07:30,971 --> 00:07:33,627 "Hey, dumbbell, I can smell your breath through the Internet." 233 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,670 They can't do that, right? 234 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,846 Jay, take it from a fellow performer -- 235 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:38,675 If you're going to put yourself out there, 236 00:07:38,718 --> 00:07:40,502 you need to let the criticism roll off your back. 237 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,504 I must say, I was impressed you didn't mope for a month 238 00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:45,552 after that brutal review of you in "Sound of Music." 239 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,423 What are you talking about? There was no review. 240 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:48,946 There was no school paper that week. 241 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,558 Eeeeeexactly. There was no paper that week. 242 00:07:52,601 --> 00:07:53,516 Oh, yeah. 243 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,778 What did you do? 244 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:55,865 I... 245 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,651 I am not going to stand here 246 00:07:57,694 --> 00:08:01,392 and let you accuse me of stealing all of those papers! 247 00:08:03,569 --> 00:08:05,745 He didn't say that. 248 00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:07,661 "After seeing Manny Delgado 249 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,750 mangle the role of Captain Von Trapp, 250 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:12,752 all I can say is "Doe-a-dear Lord, make it stop. 251 00:08:12,795 --> 00:08:15,581 I am 16 going on antidepressants. 252 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,454 I wanted to climb every mountain and jump off." 253 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,716 What teacher allowed this? 254 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,153 [ Cellphone rings ] 255 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,153 [ Sighs ] Hey, Grandpa. 256 00:08:23,197 --> 00:08:24,459 Hi, honey! 257 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,374 Oh, I'm so glad you called. 258 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,766 I've just been having the worst week. 259 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,725 It's been so overwhelming and so much -- 260 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,466 You know what helps? A cocktail. 261 00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:32,033 Listen, I've got a situation. 262 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,687 Do you know any computer nerds 263 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,688 that can track someone down on the Internet? 264 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:40,606 Yeah, I think I can find a few. 265 00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:43,130 Okay! How exciting is this, Lily? 266 00:08:43,173 --> 00:08:45,611 In no time at all, you're gonna be a bike rider. 267 00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:47,004 Or a corpse.Okay... [ Sighs ] 268 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,354 I know you're afraid, and sometimes it's helpful 269 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:52,836 if you say exactly what you're afraid of out loud. 270 00:08:52,879 --> 00:08:53,706 So...? 271 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:54,837 I'm afraid I'll fall 272 00:08:54,881 --> 00:08:56,753 because I'm not ready and you forced me, 273 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:59,581 so for the rest of my life, I'll hold it against you. 274 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:00,626 And then other times, it's just best 275 00:09:00,669 --> 00:09:02,672 to tamp it down and soldier on. 276 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,804 I said this when you pried her out of the car, 277 00:09:04,847 --> 00:09:07,634 and I'll say this again -- she doesn't want to do this! 278 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,678 She will when she sees how easy it is for me. 279 00:09:09,722 --> 00:09:11,594 See? Easy as pie! 280 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,988 Okay, look, Lily, if you don't want to do this -- 281 00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:15,293 I don't want to do this.Okay. 282 00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:16,730 [ Crash ] 283 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,296 Aah! I'm good! 284 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,081 Um...look. All right. I'm gonna talk to Daddy. 285 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:23,388 But just promise me you'll learn someday, okay? 286 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,780 And that you'll get on a plane. 287 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,870 Why wouldn't I get on a plane? What's wrong with them? 288 00:09:26,913 --> 00:09:28,437 Nothing. They're safer than cars. 289 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,091 Cars aren't safe?!Oh, my God. 290 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,701 Okay! Look -- here's Daddy. 291 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,834 [ Bell chimes ]Here we are, safe and sound! 292 00:09:33,876 --> 00:09:35,096 What's wrong?Nothing. 293 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,793 I just think I left the oven on at home after breakfast, 294 00:09:36,836 --> 00:09:37,880 so we should get going. 295 00:09:37,924 --> 00:09:38,881 Thank God. 296 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,667 No, you had cereal for breakfast. 297 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:41,754 What's going on? 298 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,321 I wiped out, and I think I broke my arm. 299 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:44,801 I've never been in so much pain. 300 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:45,759 [ Groans ] Keep smiling. 301 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:46,802 Got to get you to an ER. 302 00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:48,630 No, don't! No, no! 303 00:09:48,674 --> 00:09:50,764 If Lily sees me hurt, she's never gonna get on a bike. 304 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,113 You crashed because of that shirtless jogger, didn't you? 305 00:09:52,155 --> 00:09:53,897 Oh, my God. Right? 306 00:09:55,332 --> 00:09:58,206 Oh, Gloria! I was wondering if you were gonna be here today. 307 00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,467 [ Chuckling ] What are youdoing here? 308 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:02,340 I got to say, I thought I was over yoga, 309 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,865 but yesterday was a real eye-opener. 310 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,214 "Eye" or "thigh"? [ Chuckles ] 311 00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:07,562 Hmm. Wow. 312 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,913 I thought it was a very challenging class, 313 00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:12,133 and I don't really appreciate anything else you're implying, 314 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,787 'cause you're a little... 315 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:14,788 I'm what? 316 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:15,831 Jealous. 317 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,791 Of what -- of him rubbing you 318 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:20,140 like he was expecting a genie to come out? 319 00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:23,710 Look, you are so used to being the center of men's attention 320 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:27,713 that yesterday, it probably bothered you that I...got some. 321 00:10:27,756 --> 00:10:29,323 Attention. That's all. Just attention. 322 00:10:29,366 --> 00:10:32,370 That's insane. I am a married woman. 323 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,894 I am used to getting noattention. 324 00:10:34,937 --> 00:10:37,461 No, Angie, you're like right around the corner from me. 325 00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:39,072 Yeah, turn left, walk west, 326 00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:41,162 and I'll see you in front of the hair salon. 327 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,729 All right. See you in a minute. 328 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:43,773 Phil?[ Keys clatter ] 329 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:44,774 Ohh! 330 00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:45,470 Hey! 331 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:46,123 No! 332 00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:49,386 What are you guys up to? 333 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,475 I have a yoga class. 334 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,869 And, apparently, Claire does, too. 335 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,174 What are youdoing here? 336 00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:55,871 Oh, just on my way to show more houses 337 00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:59,309 to my fat, Irish client, Angie O'Plasty. 338 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,964 Huh. I'm going in. 339 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,052 I will tell Ra that you're here. 340 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,796 Ra is our yoga instructor. 341 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,798 Oh, she must be great. You're here two days in a row. 342 00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:10,974 She isgreat. 343 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:11,932 She's a little old. 344 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,323 Don't know why I said that. 345 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,413 I got to go. 346 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,113 See you black home. 347 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,725 Pretty sure I know why I said that. 348 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,988 [ Exhales deeply ] 349 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,076 This is the most pain I've ever been in in my life. 350 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,514 And a horse once kicked me into an electric fence. 351 00:11:29,557 --> 00:11:30,994 Well, C-Cam, yeah, you broke your arm. 352 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,125 You got to go to the hospital. 353 00:11:32,168 --> 00:11:33,431 No. Not yet. 354 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,432 I'll go in, draw myself a bath, 355 00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:35,869 pretend to fall and break my arm. 356 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,566 In the meantime, go get those painkillers 357 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,176 that they gave you when you twisted your ankle. 358 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,917 Oh, I think I threw those away. Did you? 359 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,440 Or are they in the nightstand next to your bed 360 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,919 because they go good with a glass of wine? 361 00:11:47,009 --> 00:11:49,011 [ Exhales deeply, groans ] 362 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:49,664 Lily: Dad? 363 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,927 Yeah? 364 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,537 Can you open these? 365 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,886 'Course I can. [ Chuckles ] 366 00:11:53,929 --> 00:11:54,801 Well? Will you? 367 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,889 Uh...sure. Yeah. Now? 368 00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:57,890 Okay. [ Chuckles 369 00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,153 Let's see here. 370 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,589 Ohh! Ooh, you know what? 371 00:12:00,631 --> 00:12:02,155 There's a fun way to open these 372 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,765 I don't know if I've ever taught you. 373 00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:05,332 There! Whoopsie-daisy! 374 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:07,248 Bon appétit. Bath time! 375 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,770 Okay, so, I got the -- Uh... 376 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,033 [ Cameron groans ]What happened here? 377 00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:11,556 Daddy opened the chips. 378 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,993 With what -- a snowblower? 379 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,822 [ Groans ] 380 00:12:16,865 --> 00:12:18,649 Whew! 381 00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:20,609 [ Grunts ] Oh! 382 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,044 Oh!Oh, I wonder what that noise was. 383 00:12:22,088 --> 00:12:23,917 I hope Daddy's okay! 384 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,831 [ Groaning ] 385 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,485 Daddy! Oh, no! 386 00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,009 Looks like you fell and broke your, uh, left arm. 387 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,445 No, Mitchell, I fell. I really fell. 388 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,620 Oh, really?Really. 389 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,447 Are you okay? 390 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,840 My head hurts. And my arm. 391 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,711 I'm never taking a bath again! 392 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,059 Oh, great. 393 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,408 Too bad you didn't fall off a stripper pole. 394 00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:39,366 Ow! I-I'm sorry. 395 00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:40,498 That is the left. Left. 396 00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:44,807 Well, this is the address Alex's nerds gave me, 397 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:47,897 but it's not where I pictured a troll living. 398 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,985 "After his performance in 'The Sound of Music,' 399 00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:52,902 Christopher Plummer went on to a distinguished acting career. 400 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,164 After Delgado's performance, I expect he'll go on 401 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,818 to a distinguished plumbingcareer." 402 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,255 Focus! I need you to film this for my show tomorrow. 403 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:04,609 By the way, if the punk's under 18, you have to hit him. 404 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,480 What?! I never agreed to that! 405 00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:09,309 Pritchett? 406 00:13:09,352 --> 00:13:10,919 Earl? 407 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,182 You've got to be kidding me. 408 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,705 What the hell are you doing here? 409 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,883 I'm here to punch LadyKiller in his fat face. 410 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,058 I'm sorry. Can we start over? I was on "Photo." 411 00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:20,711 Go ahead. Any time. 412 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,110 You're pathetic. 413 00:13:27,153 --> 00:13:28,197 I crushed you in the closet game, 414 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,634 and I'm crushing it on the Internet. 415 00:13:29,677 --> 00:13:31,331 Put that rat down, and I'll crush you on your porch. 416 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:34,248 Like that is gonna be any more painful than your stupid rant, 417 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,076 "When did restaurants get so loud?" 418 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,642 I should have known it was you -- 419 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,861 all those typos from your stubby fingers. 420 00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:41,341 Watch it. I got my mother's hands. 421 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:43,125 You also have your mother's mustache. 422 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:44,998 [ Huffs ] Hold this!Hold this. 423 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,217 [ Both yelling ] 424 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,567 That went on for a good 20 seconds. 425 00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:54,745 [ Both breathing heavily ] 426 00:13:54,789 --> 00:13:56,225 Why do we keep doing this?! 427 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,139 Who knows? 428 00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:58,924 Isn't it obvious? 429 00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,883 You two need each other. It's what drives you. 430 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,015 The kid is right. 431 00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:05,452 Beating you is half the reason I get out of bed. 432 00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:07,062 Locking horns. 433 00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:09,717 We made each other better than I ever thought we could be. 434 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,110 Pushed each other to greatness. 435 00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:12,590 We touched the sky. 436 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,461 We're talking about closets here, right? 437 00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:16,245 Oh, I'm sorry -- You mean the sanctuary 438 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,161 where a man dons his armor in the morning 439 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,163 and takes stock of the battle at night?! 440 00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,164 The one thing we all have in common -- 441 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,907 presidents to postmen, tycoons to teachers, 442 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,908 from sea to shining sea! 443 00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,083 This is taking a weird turn. 444 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,739 We did kind of bring out the best in each other, didn't we? 445 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,914 Why did you have to retire, Pritchett? 446 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,047 I miss the fire. 447 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,613 I guess I miss it, too. 448 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,572 All right, here's something. 449 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,789 What if we do the show together? 450 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,096 What? No! 451 00:14:40,139 --> 00:14:42,359 I'm not gonna let you glom onto my new hit show! 452 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,144 43 views. 453 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,145 We could do like a -- like a point/counterpoint 454 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:46,972 kind of thing. 455 00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:49,062 Like I would say something like, uh... 456 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,106 "Let's get rid of pennies," and you would say... 457 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,586 Of course we should get rid of pennies! 458 00:14:52,629 --> 00:14:54,067 They're annoying to own 459 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,328 and make you feel bad when you throw them out. 460 00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:57,374 All right, what -- what if I said, "I miss milkmen"? 461 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,028 Who doesn't miss milkmen? 462 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,073 The glass bottle, little bow tie. 463 00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:03,163 What am I, an idiot? I don't miss milkmen? 464 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,554 Okay, well, then youthink of something! 465 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,817 I'm not the one auditioning. 466 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,731 Okay. 467 00:15:07,775 --> 00:15:10,996 Here's something that represents my unique brand of thinking. 468 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:14,173 When I fly, I like luggage fees. 469 00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:15,130 Me too. 470 00:15:15,174 --> 00:15:17,177 Why should us carry-on folk have to foot the bill 471 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,221 for those morons who don't know how to pack?! 472 00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:21,094 Three weeks, I went from Edinburgh to Warsaw 473 00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:23,096 on two pairs of pants and a tam-o'-shanter. 474 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,139 I'm falling asleep. 475 00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:25,836 I love naps! Who doesn't? 476 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,317 This is ridiculous! 477 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,971 The irony that, despite you two being mortal enemies, 478 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:31,147 it appears you agree on everything? 479 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,192 No! 480 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,062 It's that this jackass thinks 481 00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:36,543 he can actually bring something new to "Jay Talking." 482 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,414 Come on! We would be magic! 483 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,850 You already stole one company from me. 484 00:15:39,894 --> 00:15:40,982 You're not getting this. 485 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,638 Okay, fine! 486 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,553 I will start my ownshow. 487 00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:49,209 I'll call it... "Earls of Wisdom." 488 00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:50,253 Can't wait. 489 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,775 I'll see you in the comments section. 490 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,038 I'll just turn the comments off. 491 00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:55,475 You can do that? Yeah. 492 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,826 Then why am I here?! 493 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,219 [ Door slams ] 494 00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:00,784 Really, you don't have to do this. 495 00:16:00,828 --> 00:16:02,482 If I don't drive you to get your keys, 496 00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:03,484 how are you gonna get your car? 497 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,354 Well, thank you. 498 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,572 This is me right here. 499 00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:07,226 Not here. Not here. Two down. 500 00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:08,183 Oh, there's a stomach cramp. 501 00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:12,057 Much better. Uh, right here. 502 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,625 With the mailbox that says "Porterfields"? 503 00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:17,149 Yep. It is a joke that we play with the mailman. Long story. 504 00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:19,065 I will be right back. 505 00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,543 [ Chuckles ] 506 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,076 [ Dogs barking, branches rustling ] 507 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,034 [ Thud ] 508 00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:43,088 [ Telephone rings ] 509 00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:44,090 Hello? 510 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,048 Hey, Claire? It's Ra. 511 00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,135 Oh. Hi. 512 00:16:47,179 --> 00:16:49,225 The readout said "Ira Burnbaum." 513 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:52,184 Yeah. Uh, "Ra" is short for "Ira." 514 00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:54,100 Anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to get together, 515 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,057 maybe grab a shower and a movie? 516 00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:58,059 No. No. 517 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,496 Oh, I am -- Mm. 518 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,673 Ira, I'm a married woman. That's not gonna happen. 519 00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:06,112 Wow. I didn't pick up that energy when I was planking you. 520 00:17:06,154 --> 00:17:07,329 [ Thud ] Mm. 521 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,461 Aaah! Ohh! 522 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,897 Phil! What are you doing home? 523 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,074 I lost my car keys. Who were you talking to? 524 00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:13,641 Nobody. Why are your pants ripped?No reason. 525 00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:15,121 Here they are. See you later! 526 00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,433 [ Chuckling ] Hey! There you are. 527 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,913 Off we go. 528 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,262 Phil, why didn't you show me thishouse? 529 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,742 It has everything I want. 530 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,222 I forgot it was for sale. 531 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,310 You're the agent. 532 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,226 Oh. I remember -- It's built cheap. 533 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,750 It...looks pretty solid to me. 534 00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,359 Well, it's mostly held up by beehives. 535 00:17:37,403 --> 00:17:39,231 Let's go.Phil, what is going on? 536 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,451 Nothing. Just trying to keep you away from all that asbestos. 537 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,018 Do you not want me as a neighbor? 538 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,932 Okay. 539 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,240 I-I can't do this anymore. No more lies. 540 00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:48,893 It is related to that. 541 00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:50,460 Wow. [ Chuckles ] 542 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,461 I did not peg you for a racist. 543 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,376 Wait. No, no, no, no, no! 544 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,813 Wait, wait, wait. Angie -- 545 00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,597 It's always the last people you think. 546 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,382 We're done. Goodbye, Phil. 547 00:17:59,425 --> 00:18:01,602 No, Angie! That's not it! 548 00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:02,951 I lied to my wife 549 00:18:02,993 --> 00:18:05,126 because she knows I have a thing for black women! 550 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,388 Oh, really? 551 00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:07,607 Hey, there! 552 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,958 So, that was Angie O'Hara? 553 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,263 Okay. 554 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,307 Full disclosure... 555 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,308 Mm-hmm. 556 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,397 ...I did lie. Mm-hmm. 557 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,791 But only because she's beautiful and you get a little crazy. 558 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,751 Why the hell did I say that?! 559 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,192 I'm sorry. 560 00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:28,237 Oh, it's okay. [ Scoffs ] 561 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,369 You're being so understanding. It's so unlike you. 562 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,761 Are you secretly mad? 563 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,981 Are you lulling me into a false sense of security? 564 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,201 Are you gonna do something to me while I'm asleep? 565 00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:39,291 Phil, you know what really gets my goat? 566 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,250 [ Sighs ] That you lied. 567 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,424 Guess men are men. 568 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,991 I don't know why I expected anything more. 569 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,211 [ Ringing ] 570 00:18:45,253 --> 00:18:46,646 Hello? 571 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,648 I want to apologize. You were right. 572 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:52,218 It did bother me that Ra gave you all the attention. 573 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,785 He's an attractive man, and you're a very sexy woman. 574 00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:57,266 Of course he put his hands all over you. 575 00:18:57,309 --> 00:18:58,136 What?! Ra? 576 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,616 It's Phil. 577 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:01,314 Oh. 578 00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:03,445 B-Bye-bye! 579 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,404 Claire... 580 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,233 You know what really gets my goat? 581 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,584 Okay, Lily. Let's do this. 582 00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:12,019 Can we just please give this a rest 583 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,455 until you're fully recovered? 584 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,631 No. Mitchell, we're in too deep. 585 00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:16,285 I have a broken arm, and I can't remember 586 00:19:16,328 --> 00:19:17,852 any of my grade-school teachers' names. 587 00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:19,244 Yeah, you've mentioned that four times now. 588 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,247 Have I really?Yeah. 589 00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:23,204 All right. Uh, Lily, let's -- let's get on the bike. 590 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,423 Carefully. Carefully. Yep. 591 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,424 One leg at a time over. 592 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,252 Feet on the pedals. Perfect. 593 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,557 And then we start pedaling. 594 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:29,471 Mitchell, we start pedaling. 595 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,212 Good. Now let go. 596 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,432 Don't let go! Okay. 597 00:19:32,474 --> 00:19:33,214 Mitchell, let go. 598 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,999 I'm not ready.She's not ready! 599 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,435 Mitchell, sidebar, please. 600 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,872 Okay. Okay. Stopping. 601 00:19:37,914 --> 00:19:39,439 Just put your feet down. Be right back. 602 00:19:39,481 --> 00:19:42,093 What's wrong, Lily? Don't you know how to ride a bike? 603 00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:44,878 Yeah, Sydney. I'm just showing him how to teach a kid. 604 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:47,316 Okay, I'm dragging my feet because I have a brain injury. 605 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:48,709 Why are you dragging yours,again? 606 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,363 Because I don't want her to get hurt! 607 00:19:50,405 --> 00:19:52,451 No, see, it's not the worst thing in the world 608 00:19:52,494 --> 00:19:54,105 that she's actually starting to be cautious. 609 00:19:54,148 --> 00:19:56,846 She used to fly off of bookcases and jump off of swing sets, 610 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,893 and now she's trying to protect herself. 611 00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:00,373 And what kind of life is she gonna have 612 00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:01,678 if she's scared of everything? 613 00:20:01,721 --> 00:20:03,114 A life where I don't have to worry about her. 614 00:20:03,157 --> 00:20:04,637 Ohh. I get it. 615 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,465 So you'rethe one that's afraid. 616 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,683 It's dangerous out there. 617 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,077 T-There's so much weird stuff going on in the world, 618 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,384 and I just... I want her to be safe. 619 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:15,257 I guess we can wait a couple weeks if she wants to. 620 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:15,736 Lily, it's -- 621 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,041 Lily? 622 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,042 [ Screeching ] Lily?! 623 00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:20,131 Cam, look! 624 00:20:20,174 --> 00:20:22,307 Oh, my gosh! That's so great! [ Gasps ] 625 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,266 God, I hope so. 626 00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:26,486 Ohh, everything's gonna be okay. 627 00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:27,616 Yeah. 628 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,531 Miss Tweeddale -- fourth grade. 629 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,056 Mr. Kleezak! Mr. Lundgren! 630 00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:33,275 I'm back! 631 00:20:33,318 --> 00:20:35,320 Ow! Oh, my God. I tol-- 632 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:42,762 Angie, thank you so much for meeting me. 633 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:43,980 This is my wife, Claire. Hi. 634 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,287 You need to know that my husband 635 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:46,854 is the furthest thing from a racist. 636 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:47,942 I love black women. 637 00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,726 Maybe a little too much. 638 00:20:49,769 --> 00:20:52,207 So, I told her that you were white, 639 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,556 which is the only reason 640 00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:55,340 I didn't want you living across the street. 641 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,951 I didn't want her to find out that I was lying. 642 00:20:56,993 --> 00:20:58,431 Is that true? 643 00:20:58,473 --> 00:20:59,519 Sadly, yes. 644 00:20:59,561 --> 00:21:01,085 Well, I amrelieved. 645 00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:02,739 Although it is a little offensive 646 00:21:02,782 --> 00:21:04,174 to be reduced to a type. 647 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,525 Of course. I'm sorry. 648 00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:08,092 Hey, babe. Everything okay? 649 00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:09,571 Uh, yeah. Everything's fine. 650 00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:11,530 It's just a big misunderstanding. 651 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:12,488 Uh, this is Phil. 652 00:21:12,531 --> 00:21:13,707 Hi. Hi. 653 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,011 And his wife, Claire. 654 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:15,751 Hi. 655 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,753 Wow. Hello. 656 00:21:19,059 --> 00:21:20,887 Yeah, apology accepted. 657 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,367 I'm on fire.