1 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:03,170 Pameron Tucker, you outdid yourself 2 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:04,538 on these biscuits and gravy. 3 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:06,139 They are so tasty, they make you want to slap your mama. 4 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:07,841 Am I right, Mitchell? Sure. If that's a thing, why not? 5 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,343 Bless your hearts. 6 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:11,211 [ Southern accent ] I'm fuller than a dog tick. 7 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:12,512 Hey, just because they do it... 8 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:13,814 It's the least I could do, 9 00:00:13,846 --> 00:00:15,316 since you'uns opened your home to me 10 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,817 for I don't know how many weeks now. 11 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:17,818 [ Whispers ] Three. 12 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,219 I just don't get it. 13 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,422 How could he leave me? I know. 14 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:23,091 I'm pretty. 15 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:25,492 There's nothing I won't let him do in the b-e-d. 16 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,428 Hey, sweetheart, you're such a big eater, aren't ya, huh? 17 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,564 I can't believe I got left. 18 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:31,664 Left! 19 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,533 So, Pam got left. 20 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,835 Her husband, Bo, took off with half their stuff 21 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:38,371 when she was out rounding up dazed piglets after a twister. 22 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:39,240 I'm not kidding. 23 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,341 I insisted she stay with us 24 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,177 so I could help build up her confidence again. 25 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:47,046 Pam's self-worth has always been tied to the attention of men. 26 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:50,017 Which, you know, maybe isn't the best thing for Lily to witness. 27 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:52,018 What are you talking about? N-Nothing. 28 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:53,954 I'm probably just imagining it. 29 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,222 I'm not imagining it. 30 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:56,557 [ Cellphone rings ] It could be him! 31 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,692 That could be him, you guys! It could be him! 32 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,627 Get! [ Screams ] 33 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,929 That could be him! It could be him! 34 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,063 It's not him. 35 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:07,100 [ Screaming ] 36 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:10,370 -- Captions by VITAC -- 37 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,373 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 38 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,109 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 39 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,278 ** 40 00:01:21,814 --> 00:01:22,882 Wow, this is more reading than I did 41 00:01:22,915 --> 00:01:23,884 in my three years at a two-year college. 42 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,453 I'm thinking chili dog, 43 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,655 just like Pops -- may he rest in peace -- 44 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,623 bought me at my first baseball game. 45 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:30,990 May I be frank? 46 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,225 We have a wiener. [winner] 47 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,661 Oh, that's so weirdly sweet. 48 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,929 And it's so cute how your hair never moves. 49 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:37,331 It's like a LEGO. Mm-hmm. 50 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:39,400 Hey, I know you! 51 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,603 Coachella, dancing on top of my van. 52 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:44,504 No, I just have one of those faces that -- 53 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:45,805 It's Haley, right? 54 00:01:45,838 --> 00:01:47,941 Haley, would you like to introduce us? 55 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,143 Um, okay. 56 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,611 Andy, my boyfriend, this is... 57 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,346 Tom. Tom. 58 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:53,614 TomTom. 59 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:54,747 Is that Cherokee? 60 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,082 Uh... 61 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:57,116 I should -- 62 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,686 Bye. 63 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:01,489 I'm sorry. 64 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,492 Hey, I know that you're a little wilder than I am. 65 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,793 It's one of the reasons I fell for you. It's exciting. 66 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:07,795 You don't have to say that. 67 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,796 No, I mean it. 68 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:12,665 You know what? Let's forget about dinner and a movie. 69 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:15,068 Let's do what Wild Haley would do instead. 70 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,271 Honestly, I've been kind of ready 71 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,540 for Wild Haley to chuck her party pumps in the trash. 72 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,143 Or give them to charity, blah, blah, blah -- whatever. 73 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:25,145 But if that's one of the things that Andy liked about me, 74 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,614 I wasn't gonna shut it down. 75 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,014 Okay, well, we can start 76 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:30,183 at this western place where I know the bartender. 77 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:32,186 If you hang back, I can get us free drinks all night. 78 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,354 It won't look weird, you ordering two drinks every time you go up? 79 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,956 No. 80 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,158 Then let's turn this mother out. 81 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,126 [ Chuckles ] 82 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,961 I got pretty lucky 83 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:43,163 pulling that expression out of my fanny. 84 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,498 I'm not usually so quick with party talk, 85 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,367 but I've always had this fear 86 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,236 that Haley would think I couldn't keep up with her, 87 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,338 so I just tried to survive the night 88 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,774 and not barf on my dad's old church shirt. 89 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,277 Claire? 90 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,480 Claire? 91 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,581 Claire? 92 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,150 Can we watch the movie now? 93 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:03,883 Honey? 94 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,385 Answer him! 95 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,320 Honey, please. I just have to approve this proposal. 96 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,322 I've been working on it all week. 97 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,156 [ Cellphone dings ] 98 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:11,425 Oh...my...God. 99 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:14,361 That's right. Sun never sets on Mama's empire. 100 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,430 No, remember the travel app we signed up for 101 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,198 that gives you the last-minute deals? 102 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:19,400 Huh? 103 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:21,602 Three nights in Paris, first-class airfare, 104 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:24,437 four-star hotel for basically nothing. 105 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,073 The flight leaves at noon tomorrow. 106 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:27,574 We have five minutes to answer. 107 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:31,044 Wait. You're not seriously considering this, are you? 108 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,280 It's kind of the deal of the century. 109 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:33,781 Plus, we'd only miss one day of work. 110 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,716 Haley's with Andy. Luke's on a ski trip. 111 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:37,216 I don't matter. 112 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,086 Oh, sweetie, by the time we got there, 113 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,254 we would be so messed up on the time change, 114 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:44,223 we would just wander around in, like, a nauseous fog. 115 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,293 Or you could just force yourselves 116 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,460 to stay up all night tonight, 117 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,795 then sleep on the plane tomorrow, 118 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,263 and then when you land in Paris, 119 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,730 your morning will be Paris' morning. 120 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:51,799 There we go! 121 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,766 Lucky for us, the smart one's home. 122 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,436 It's such a sweet idea, 123 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:58,372 but I am so tired from work this week. 124 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:01,108 What is more energizing than springtime in Paris? 125 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:04,777 Baguettes baking, mimes miming, skunks in love. 126 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,413 This is what life is. 127 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,580 C'est la vie, right? Nope. 128 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:08,949 Joie de vivre. 129 00:04:08,981 --> 00:04:10,418 Better. 130 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,620 Look, someday, watching movies on the couch 131 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,322 is the only thing we'll be able to do, 132 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,257 but right now, let's fire a warning shot 133 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,059 right through Father Time's beard 134 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:20,327 and spend a weekend in the Eternal City. 135 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,329 Rome. 136 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,495 Emerald City. 137 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:23,764 Seattle or Oz. 138 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,832 She knows where I mean, and the clock's running! 139 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,500 You really want to do this, don't you? 140 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:29,437 We'd be back Tuesday with the story of a lifetime. 141 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,269 [ Sighs ] 142 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,605 Press the orange square. 143 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:35,709 [ French accent ] Pressez-vous le square orange. 144 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,913 [ Normal voice ] Yeah! We're doing it! Aah! 145 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,682 Sorry, sleep! You'll have to wait! 146 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,584 We're setting our watches to Paris time, 147 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,851 which is... 148 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:45,985 Nine hours ahead. 149 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,055 Okay. Okay, it's 9:30 right now... 150 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,723 Oh, my God! 6:30. 151 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:53,694 6:30. Oh. 152 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:56,529 How long's it take to get the makeup off? 153 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,165 I got out of Saigon faster. 154 00:04:58,197 --> 00:04:59,699 You like what walks out the door every morning, 155 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,100 so don't complain about the process. 156 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,201 I got a floor sander in the garage 157 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,036 if it'll open up the bathroom sooner. 158 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,505 Aw, feeling a little put-out, Jay? 159 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,440 It's my bathroom, remember? 160 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,309 Manny, there's no pimple there. 161 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,379 It's the underground kind. I can feel my heartbeat in it. 162 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:15,214 I retired. I needed a little project. 163 00:05:15,247 --> 00:05:18,151 So I decided to redo our master bathroom. 164 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,220 Yeah, if only someone had told you 165 00:05:20,252 --> 00:05:22,523 that it was going to be harder and longer 166 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,625 than it looked on YouTube. 167 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,494 Oh, wait! 168 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,528 If you just followed the simple bathroom schedule 169 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,798 I posted in two places in English and Spanish... 170 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,964 Yes, who does that? 171 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,134 Who puts a schedule up for their family? 172 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,636 Uh, don't go in there. 173 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,538 I need to get my vanishing cream. I can't find it. 174 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,673 Must've worked. [ Laughs sarcastically ] 175 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,475 So funny, I forgot to -- 176 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,576 [ Screams ] 177 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,646 What happened to the shower?! 178 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,014 It was finished! 179 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,249 I started over. I wasn't loving the grout. 180 00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:51,250 This is gonna take at least one more week. 181 00:05:51,283 --> 00:05:52,552 Don't upset yourself. 182 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,423 No, you are upsetting myself! 183 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,923 And you're gonna go and sleep on the couch. 184 00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:58,391 Are you serious? 185 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,692 Fine. 186 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,829 What are you doing? 187 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,062 That's fresh tar in there. 188 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,865 You really want to smell that all night long? 189 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,067 I get to make one decision about this bathroom. 190 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,069 The door stays open! 191 00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:10,370 Fine. 192 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,204 Um, in all the bathroom confusion, 193 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,706 instead of my multivitamin, 194 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,742 I may have taken a birth-control pill. 195 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,076 I think you'll be fine. 196 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,047 And anyways, for sure I won't be needing one tonight! 197 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:21,449 It may be the pill, 198 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,082 but I'm feeling a little attacked right now. 199 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,091 [ Indistinct talking ] 200 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,625 Mm. 201 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,194 Did you drink that while it was still on fire? 202 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:36,062 It's an old habit. 203 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,465 It's how I used to eat my marshmallows. 204 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:38,766 [ Laughing ] I love this guy. 205 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:40,867 And you're so pretty. 206 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,569 It's really good meeting you two. 207 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,072 Haley, I'll give you 20 bucks to make out with Bianca. 208 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,608 20 bucks? 209 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,476 So, Bianca's a smoker. Didn't love that. 210 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:50,877 Or the wandering hands. 211 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,581 But it's all a part of the Wild Haley experience. 212 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,281 [ All cheering ] 213 00:06:55,314 --> 00:06:56,884 Aaaaaaah! 214 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:57,884 Yeah! 215 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,920 Ohhhh, God! 216 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,622 Ohhhhh, no! 217 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:03,423 Oh! 218 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,560 12 seconds! Not bad! 219 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:08,961 And it was so fun. 220 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,798 That's why I was screaming. 221 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,833 Wow, what a night, huh? 222 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,434 Sucks it's so late. 223 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:15,569 Not where we're going. 224 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,771 I know that look -- Vegas! 225 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,473 Come on! You in? 226 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:20,740 Turtle-y! 227 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,610 I love this idea. 228 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,944 Me too! I was scared we were done. 229 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,012 Let's go. 230 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:27,279 Oh! 231 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,449 Oh! Oh! That's some tender meats. 232 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,151 Ow. Aah. 233 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:35,355 I can't sleep when I'm angry. Never could. 234 00:07:35,387 --> 00:07:37,490 And there's something very wrong with people who can. 235 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,459 [ Snoring ] 236 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,394 [ Cellphone tweets ] 237 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,637 What are you doing sending e-mails this time of night? 238 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,005 Really? 239 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,341 You want some company? 240 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,144 Gloria's just adjusting to me being around more. 241 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,512 We're on top of each other -- and not in a good way. 242 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,882 Oh, fun. I was hoping your sex life would come up. 243 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:05,052 Look, Dad, remodels are tense. 244 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:07,855 Half the divorces I do start with a remodel. 245 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:08,956 Or an underwear model. 246 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,189 Can I get you anything? 247 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,358 You know what a Reuben is? Yes. 248 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,660 No, you don't. 249 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,161 This is a Reuben. 250 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,163 You grill the bread and the corned beef separately. 251 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,297 Now, I said "corned beef." 252 00:08:17,329 --> 00:08:18,831 There's no vodka in a martini. 253 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,367 There's no pastrami in a Reuben. 254 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:21,500 You put 'em together. 255 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,971 Then you have 'kraut, Swiss, Russian. 256 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,872 Axis, neutral, Ally. 257 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,007 That's how you remember. 258 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,509 Got it. Roderigo! Number siete! 259 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:30,744 What's with people today? 260 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:31,879 Yeah, it's totally people. 261 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,413 Look, Dad, you get so worked up. 262 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,584 You should try doing this thing that I'm doing 263 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,751 where I just decide not to let things bother me. 264 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,086 Really? Yep. 265 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,654 That's why you're here alone in the middle of the night? 266 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,191 It's just a little hard to get work done at my house right now. 267 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,826 So, once a year, some sort of pollen is released into the air, 268 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,830 and for two weeks, Cam has allergy-induced sleep apnea 269 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,099 and has to use an apparatus in order to help him breathe. 270 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:53,834 Is it hideous? 271 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:54,934 Is what hideous? 272 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:56,102 I barely even noticed it. 273 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,938 [ Air pumping, echoing ] 274 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,376 What's challenging is, Pam has the same condition. 275 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,178 [ Air pumping, whistling ] 276 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,081 I thought that maybe I could focus 277 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,517 if I could get those contraptions in sync. 278 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,552 [ Whistling stops ] 279 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:14,721 [ Gasping, beeping ] 280 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,758 Why did you plug it back in? 281 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,458 Charming. 282 00:09:19,491 --> 00:09:21,427 No, unlike you, I didn't engage, and I avoided a fight. 283 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,196 So all is well on my side of the street. 284 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,899 Mitchell, there's a pile of little orange hairs 285 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,267 on your keyboard. 286 00:09:27,299 --> 00:09:28,467 You're picking your eyebrows again. 287 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,302 Like you did when I put you in Little League. 288 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:31,739 Okay, I am a little stressed. 289 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,539 But it's just 'cause I'm -- I'm buried under work. 290 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:36,475 And Cam's sister is the worst influence on Lily. 291 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,546 But I-I can't yell at her because she's a sopping mess. 292 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,413 So, you know, who am I supposed to yell at? 293 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:43,283 My husband, who needs a machine to breathe? 294 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,418 Well, you better find yourself an outlet. 295 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:47,988 That's why I have scotch and golf and cigars. 296 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,889 Otherwise, I'd be a raging jackass. 297 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,125 We're out of rye. Then bake some! 298 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,094 Can you please not yell at the woman who's bringing us our food? 299 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:55,327 I -- our food -- Stop that. That's gross! 300 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,330 It's like a fox ran across the table. 301 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,398 We're out of here. 302 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,599 No, I have work to do. 303 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,500 No, you got to blow off some steam. 304 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:03,770 O-Okay, this sounds a lot like Little League. 305 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,806 We better not be going to a batting cage. 306 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,807 You do not want to put a bat in my hands right now. 307 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,908 Like you could hit me. 308 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,610 Let's go. 309 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,812 Ba-ba-ba! 310 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,114 Out of that trance! We're going to France! 311 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,615 I can yawn. It's 2:30 in the morning. 312 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,119 Mais non, mademoiselle! It's 11:30 in the morning. 313 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,153 Mm. 314 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,421 Thanks for doing these. 315 00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:22,522 Yeah. 316 00:10:22,554 --> 00:10:24,356 Did I mention that -- Yes, you did -- 317 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,458 that if you wear your sweatpants low enough, 318 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,928 tonight, I will see London, I will see France, 319 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,498 and then, yes, I will see your underpants. 320 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,499 Phil! 321 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,933 You're asleep! 322 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,335 Oh, no, no, no! 323 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,469 It's fine. We can take a nap. 324 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,437 Europeans are always napping. 325 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,307 Actually, that's the worst thing you can do. 326 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,607 She's right, Claire. Get up. 327 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,710 Why are you still awake? 328 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,443 I'm too excited to sleep. 329 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:45,946 I'm studying Big Bang nucleosynthesis -- 330 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,480 well, more specifically 331 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,448 the total Baryonic matter in the universe. 332 00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:50,182 Let's go back. 333 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,684 Dark matter and dark energy 334 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,221 make up 95% of all of the matter in the -- 335 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,822 No! Go away! Stop! 336 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,323 We needed help. 337 00:10:57,356 --> 00:11:00,027 And no surprise, first entry on howtostayawake.net -- 338 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,128 coffee. 339 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,029 This did it. This is all we needed. 340 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:04,798 You want to rub my feet? If you rub mine. 341 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,532 [ Snoring ] 342 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,799 Phil! 343 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,701 The feet! Why'd we do the feet?! 344 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:09,702 [ Groans ] 345 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,205 Second tip -- stay active. 346 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,140 [ New age music plays ] 347 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,208 [ Snoring ] 348 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,576 You're asleep! 349 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,746 Finally, we found something that worked. 350 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:20,346 For me. 351 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,316 [ Growling ] No! What the hell?! 352 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,116 [ Laughs ] 353 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,654 Aah! Oh, my nana! 354 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,190 [ Laughs ] 355 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,759 [ Yawns ] 356 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,726 Hey. 357 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,427 What do you say we take a walk and get something to eat? 358 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,996 It i French lunchtime. 359 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,565 Sure. It's worth a shot. 360 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,100 Got to do something first. 361 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:42,735 [ Screams ] 362 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:43,736 Alex: Aah! Why?! 363 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,072 Why would you do that?! 364 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,607 Pam: Alls I'm saying is, 365 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,778 if you're lucky enough to get this boy Ryan you like, 366 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,379 you hold on with both hands. 367 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,246 'Cause once he's gone, you're nothing. 368 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,783 Okay, you don't really mean that. 369 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,116 I don't know what I mean. 370 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:59,451 I'm just a woman running her fool mouth off. 371 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,288 Okay, not exactly the message of empowerment 372 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,956 we'd like to impart to our 21st-century daughter. 373 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,424 What's a Demerol shooter? [ Door closes ] 374 00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:07,894 Okay, you know what? Let's keep our voices down. 375 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,629 We don't want anyone woken up and proven correct. 376 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,462 Give me that. 377 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,099 One more drag! No. Stop. 378 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,600 What's the worst it's gonna do? Kill me? 379 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,268 Stop...it! 380 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,168 Hey, I rolled that! 381 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,072 Joe: [ Muffled ] Mama! 382 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,606 Mama! 383 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:21,607 Mama! 384 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,909 What?! 385 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,610 Ay. Sorry, sorry. It's you, Papi. 386 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:25,778 What's wrong? 387 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,114 Can you please deal with Joe? 388 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,280 And also get a therapist? 389 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,416 Mama! 390 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,384 Mama! But... 391 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,120 That is not coming from his bedroom. 392 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,421 Mama! 393 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:35,956 Oh, no! 394 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,326 [ Gasps ] 395 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,995 I wanted a glass of water, and I got stuck. 396 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,301 Damn it! 397 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,503 Why didn't I close that door so you didn't get stuck 398 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,504 like Manny's gerbil in the glue trap?! 399 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,140 But you said he ran away. 400 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,842 Yes, most of him did. 401 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,744 Take off your slippers. 402 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,913 Oh, yeah, good idea. Don't want anything bad to happen to them. 403 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,114 Okay. 404 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,282 Wait! What are you doing?! 405 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,817 Are you crazy?! They're Florentine leather! 406 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,784 Ay, Manny, that's what we just told you. 407 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,120 We got them in Chinatown. 408 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,687 Okay, Little Joe. 409 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,991 Let's get you out of there. 410 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,025 [ Grunting ] Okay, come on! 411 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,494 Okay. Ay. 412 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,028 Now we're gonna burn these pajamas 413 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,865 with the towel and the slippers. 414 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:18,932 Burn them? 415 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,700 It's in my hair, too. 416 00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:23,470 Okay. I will cut it. 417 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:27,206 Go. Grab some scissors and run them back to Mama. 418 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,307 I'll get the scissors, Joe! 419 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,842 [ Footsteps departing ] 420 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,845 I didn't even want him, and I'm the only one keeping him alive. 421 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,614 Okay, I just have to smooth this out 422 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,682 so that Jay doesn't notice anything. 423 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,784 You're really going through a lot of trouble to hide this from him. 424 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,486 You just don't understand. 425 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,022 This is the first time in a fight 426 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:45,658 that I was 100% right and Jay was 100% wrong. 427 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,559 That never happens. 428 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,995 And being right is so important? 429 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,529 Get married and then get back to me. 430 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,832 Ay, no! This is stuck! Come help me! 431 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:56,903 Push! 432 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,138 [ Clattering ] 433 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,972 [ Both screaming ] 434 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,009 [ Clattering ] 435 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,144 Oh, no! My birthday Rolex! 436 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,711 Ay, Manny. 437 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:09,416 We'll take the check, please. 438 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,384 [ Thump ] No! 439 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,351 Oh. 440 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,653 Thank you so much. 441 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,088 I want to go to sleep so bad, Phil. 442 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,657 Oh. 443 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,857 Maybe this will keep you awake. 444 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,662 Our house cannot be this far. 445 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,032 We've been walking for... 446 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,433 We've passed this mattress already. 447 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,668 Claire. 448 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,668 It's fate. 449 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,171 God wants me to sleep. 450 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,105 Fight it! Fight it, Claire! 451 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,407 Let me go! 452 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,176 No! No! We're so close! 453 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,945 I can't let you quit! 454 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:41,213 Oh, God. I'm not gonna go to sleep on some filthy mattress. 455 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,048 Okay. 456 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,015 For long. 457 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,384 No. No! 458 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,751 No, no. I'm sorry. 459 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,620 I'm so tired from work already. 460 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,121 I won't be any fun in Paris. 461 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,456 You should go. 462 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,125 Meet someone. I don't care. 463 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,961 I just can't do it. I'm sorry. 464 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,897 You know what? [ Sighs ] 465 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:58,999 Let's not. 466 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,802 I shouldn't have pushed you. 467 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,903 I know I said all that stuff about not wanting to get old, 468 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,739 but... 469 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,241 I think I really wanted to go because I miss you. 470 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,744 Ohhhh. 471 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,379 Because I've been working so much? 472 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,548 Yeah, which is great. I-I really want that for you. 473 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,283 I-I think I... 474 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,585 I just wanted a little adventure. 475 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,120 But you know what? 476 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,921 We've had so much fun tonight. 477 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,155 When was the last time 478 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,524 I got to stay up until 5:00 in the morning with you? 479 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,894 Give me that hand. 480 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,162 What for? 481 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,230 Oh! That's to wake me up. 482 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,100 Wow. And that is for ever forgetting 483 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,436 that you are the best husband. 484 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,404 Mmmmm. Mmmm. 485 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,806 Oh. What's that for? 486 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,307 For whatever's crawling all over me! 487 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,543 Oh, no! They're on me, too! 488 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,778 $40 for the hour. Songs are in the book. 489 00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:47,947 Anyone want a cocktail? 490 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,649 You know how to make a Manhattan? Yes. 491 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,950 No, you don't. The only Manhattan -- 492 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:51,783 He's got it, Dad. 493 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,419 Thank you. Thanks. 494 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,087 So, a karaoke bar, huh? 495 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,588 [ Chuckles ] 496 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,990 You know, it's a little offensive that you think 497 00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,625 singing a pop song is gonna solve my problems. 498 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:00,692 How gay do you think I am? 499 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:01,995 Mitchell! 500 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,296 Madonna! 501 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,664 [ "Express Yourself" begins ] Oh! Yeah. Okay. 502 00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:06,765 [ Music stops ] Well, come on! 503 00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:07,866 When you were stressed out as a kid, 504 00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:09,501 you used to dance and sing Madonna in the living room. 505 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,636 Fixed you right up. 506 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:11,971 Ah, I'm not surprised. 507 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,940 You think I haven't changed at all in 25 years. 508 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,508 If you were surprised, I wouldn't know it, 509 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,676 since you've plucked out all your eyebrows. 510 00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,645 Madonna, Mitchell. 511 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,380 [ "Express Yourself" resumes ] News flash -- I am not singing. 512 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,981 News flash -- yes, you are! 513 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,051 Ooh. You know what, Dad? 514 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,153 You have been really bossy tonight. 515 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,020 With me, with that waitress. 516 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,623 I-I bet that's why you and Gloria are having problems. 517 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,724 Yeah. 518 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,192 You miss bossing people around at work, 519 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,360 so now you're doing it at home. 520 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,296 If I admitted there was some truth in that, 521 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,864 could you just give in? 522 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,265 You've been grinding around like Lola Falana. 523 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,134 I don't know why this is so important to you. 524 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,336 Can you just let me help you?! 525 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,504 Okay, I'm doing this, 526 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,140 but only because you need it so much. 527 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,243 Come on, girls! 528 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,744 Do you believe in love? 529 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,879 'Cause I got something to say about it. 530 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,649 And it goes something like this. 531 00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,486 * Don't go for second best, baby * 532 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,355 * Put your love to the test * 533 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,923 * You know, you know... 534 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,258 Jay: Watching Mitchell, I did feel kind of good 535 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,826 about fixing his problem. 536 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,828 Now, being retired, you don't always feel useful anymore. 537 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,332 It's probably why I keep tearing up that bathroom. 538 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:16,502 I guess it wouldn't be the worst thing to admit to Gloria. 539 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,171 Eh, it'll probably blow over. 540 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,038 * Express yourself 541 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,407 Damn it. 542 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,344 * Express yourself 543 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:28,080 * Hey, hey, hey, hey 544 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,116 I knew you'd be up, tossing and turning. 545 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,451 Gloria: Yes, yes. 546 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,185 Why are you calling from the couch? 547 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,287 Not home. Long story. 548 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,521 Look, let me get this out. 549 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,723 I have been going crazy with the bathroom, 550 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,227 but it's not really about the bathroom. 551 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,694 It's about me not being sure who I am anymore. 552 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,197 You were 100% right. 553 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,597 I love to hear that, but -- 554 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,766 No, you were. 555 00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:49,067 Okay. No rush getting home. 556 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,371 [ Whimpering ] We're fine here. 557 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,373 Please, please, please, please, please, please! Come on, black! 558 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,641 Croupier: 18 red. 559 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:55,775 18 red. [ Groans ] 560 00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,109 So close. 561 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,444 Gambling is the best! 562 00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,878 [ Laughing ] Yeah. 563 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,381 You hand your hard-earned money to strangers 564 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:01,948 and pray it comes back. 565 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,715 [ Laughs ] 566 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,585 I know I've had a lot to drink, 567 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,420 but that is not Bianca anymore, is it? 568 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,055 Nope. 569 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,290 I don't want to believe Clint sold her... 570 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,125 You guys want to get really crazy? 571 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,493 People know where I am. 572 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,796 All-in on one number. 573 00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,498 Okay, I guess that's no scarier 574 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,299 than when that glow-stick broke in my mouth. 575 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,401 Do it. 576 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,634 [ Chuckles ] 577 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,903 Andy, that's, like, a month's rent. 578 00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,272 Hey, you got to go big or -- 579 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,640 Wait -- the black ones aren't $1s? 580 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:28,840 Really? Okay, could I just -- 581 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:29,942 Croupier: Sorry, sir. The ball's rolling. 582 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,278 Oh, my gosh. 583 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,412 Andy, what is happening with you? 584 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,945 Why are you doing this? 585 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,582 What are you talking about? I thought you loved Wild Andy. 586 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,316 No, no. 587 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,650 I love Normal Andy, 588 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,451 tomato-soup-and-grilled-cheese Andy. 589 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,019 Still-in-bed-by-11:00 Andy. 590 00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:42,355 Uses-the-word-"tummy" Andy. 591 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,022 Really? Because I've been doing this whole thing 592 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,258 because I was afraid you'd get bored and dump me 593 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,759 if I couldn't keep up. 594 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,695 I know you can't keep up. But I'd rather slow down. 595 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,298 I like the me I am when I'm with you. 596 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,766 Well, I wish you would have told me that about a minute ago. 597 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,967 [ Ball clinking ] Aah! I can't watch! 598 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,802 The stress is murder on my tummy. 599 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,037 [ Whirring ] 600 00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,306 [ Sputtering ] 601 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,507 Aunt Pam's leaving. 602 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,810 Pameron Jessica Tucker, where do you think you're going? 603 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,113 Home -- to get down on my knees and beg Bo to come back. 604 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,348 I'm just gonna lie and tell him I'm pregnant. 605 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,618 No, that is not how mature people handle their problems. 606 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,019 I will fight you. 607 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,689 You are not going to crawl back to that man. 608 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,025 You don't have a choice. You know I can take you. 609 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,859 Oh, yeah, right. 610 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:21,861 [ Door slams ] 611 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,128 Ooh! 612 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,963 Pameron -- No! Ow! Oh! 613 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,865 Okay, you know what? 614 00:19:26,898 --> 00:19:28,835 You are going to regret that! 615 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,169 Ungh! 616 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:33,038 Oh, now you poked the bear! 617 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,240 Well, come on, Mama Bear! 618 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,342 I'm coming! 619 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,711 [ Both grunting ] 620 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,480 It's all my fault anyway! 621 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,582 I pushed him away! Aah! Oh! 622 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,084 Because I never listened! 623 00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:46,586 [ Grunts ] 624 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,488 You really want Lily to think women are weak?! 625 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,823 Get off my daddy! 626 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,759 You're acting this crazy all over a boy?! 627 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,694 Oh, Lily, I'm so happy to hear you say that! 628 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,430 Now, pull Aunt Pameron's bra strap! 629 00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:58,998 [ All shouting, groaning ] 630 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,900 Oh. Okay. So we moved the couch. 631 00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,067 [ Door closes ] 632 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,369 Where were you? 633 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,337 I, uh, I had some work to do. 634 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,839 Me too. Get my man back. 635 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,076 Okay. Okay. All right. 636 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,577 As much as I'd love to leave this alone, 637 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,845 I learned something tonight 638 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,580 that I feel like I-I need to share with you. 639 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:19,018 You deserve the best in life. 640 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,721 So if the time isn't right, then...move on. 641 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,523 Second best, it's... 642 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,625 It's never enough. 643 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,794 You'll do much better, baby, on your own. 644 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,929 Baby. 645 00:20:29,961 --> 00:20:31,096 On your own. 646 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,432 Ohhh. 647 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,433 [ Voice breaking ] My God. 648 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,302 You're right. 649 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,238 Yeah. 650 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,807 Don't go for second best. 651 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:41,807 Put your love -- 652 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,241 It's okay. I fixed her. 653 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,644 Madonna fixed her. 654 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,112 [ Crying ] 655 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:54,220 Don't worry. We've got this. 656 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,221 Take all the time you need. 657 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,723 I'm only finishing a 12-hour shift. 658 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,459 Do you got a nickel or a dime or anything? 659 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:00,460 I don't. 660 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,295 Sorry, but... 661 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,930 you're gonna have to make change. 662 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,799 [ Cellphone dings ] [ Giggles ] 663 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,101 What?! 664 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,069 My mom and dad are going to Paris. 665 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,574 Okay, children informed, passports secured, 666 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,942 luggage packed. 667 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,345 Oh. What am I forgetting? 668 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:19,612 Oh, yeah. 669 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:24,817 Au revoir, Alex! 670 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,019 Next stop -- Paradise City! 671 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,855 Alex: Guns N' Roses.