1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,637 Hey. 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,839 That staycation beard's really taking shape, dad. 3 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:07,641 [ Chuckles ] It's starting to trap food. 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:08,842 Yep. 5 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,044 It's gone from itchin' to bitchin'. 6 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:11,478 And you're still rocking the sweats. 7 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,647 Every day this week. Same underwear? 8 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,148 What underwear? [ Telephone ringing ] 9 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,984 Hold that thought. Do I have to? 10 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:18,986 Mayor's office. City of Phila-Dunphy-a. 11 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,254 I'm sorry. I just got done. 12 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:21,588 My computer crashed, 13 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:24,192 and we got four pallets of hinges from Taiwan 14 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,326 with faulty riveting. 15 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,760 At least your story's riveting. 16 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,329 It's clever. I'll tell you later. 17 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,231 Hey, why is the minivan in the driveway? 18 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:31,498 You parked me in this morning. 19 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,832 I was running late for a meeting, 20 00:00:32,865 --> 00:00:33,701 so I just took Haley's Corolla. 21 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,034 Fun. 22 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,237 It would be if it didn't smell like 23 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,037 the inside of Bob Marley's laundry hamper. 24 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,573 Anyway, I've got a bunch more calls to make. 25 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,008 I'm not gonna have time to cook tonight. 26 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,375 We could go out. 27 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:43,576 There's that new restaurant -- Sliders. 28 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,279 The gimmick is they built it on a slant, 29 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,847 and the waiters all wear socks. 30 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,448 That doesn't sound good at all. 31 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:50,017 Can you just order something? 32 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,618 Yeah, you got it. Great. 33 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,253 [ Beep ] [ Inhales sharply ] 34 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:54,822 [ Sighs ] 35 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,426 What are you doing? Run away, little dog. 36 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:01,094 Fine. Go around you. 37 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:02,729 You're not gonna move. 38 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:05,365 'Cause I'm not stopping for you. 39 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,635 I'm stopping for you. 40 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,870 Damn. Ohh! 41 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,105 [ Inhales sharply ] 42 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:13,141 Move it! 43 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,742 Seriously? 44 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:17,978 [ Gear shift clicks, seat belt clicks ] 45 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,915 Don't forget you have to watch Joe while we have company. 46 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,251 Again? Yes, again. 47 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,718 What is the problem? 48 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,656 He always wants to watch his show "Mystery Kidz," with a "Z." 49 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:29,722 It's insufferable. 50 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,224 Now you know what I felt 51 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:32,960 when I had to watch your favorite show. 52 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,295 "Masterpiece Theater"? 53 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:36,164 It was hosted by a creepy puppet. 54 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,930 That was Alan Cumming. 55 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:40,567 Ay, Jay, you have to add two more chairs. 56 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,935 For who? 57 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,403 It's us, the McClouds, and the Sharps. 58 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:46,240 I also invited my friend Dana and her husband, Reece. 59 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,176 Reece? Who's Reece? 60 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,742 I just told you. Dana's husband. 61 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,579 I met her at the PTA lunch, 62 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,281 and she's the only woman in the anti-bullying campaign 63 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,183 that I don't want to punch in the face. 64 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,085 Why would I want these people in my house 65 00:01:58,117 --> 00:01:59,186 messing up my poker game? 66 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,188 Maybe you'll meet new friends. 67 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:03,456 We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. 68 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,426 I have the exact-right number of friends. 69 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,329 Jay, your friends have been around 70 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,364 since before the movies could talk. 71 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,199 I don't think it's the worst idea 72 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,634 to start getting some backups. 73 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,634 [ Sighs ] 74 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,271 -- Captions by VITAC -- 75 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:20,274 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 76 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:23,009 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 77 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,712 ** 78 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:30,350 Hey, daddy, what's a lowest common denominator? 79 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:31,618 Reality TV. That's hilarious, 80 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,953 but I've got a quiz tomorrow. 81 00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:34,054 [ Rock music plays ] 82 00:02:34,086 --> 00:02:35,855 Uh... 83 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:36,889 What is that noise? 84 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,459 Let me remind you that it's been weeks 85 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,060 since we've had a tenant up there. 86 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,295 So you rented it to a rock band? 87 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,463 A Christian rock band. 88 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,033 Oh, good. Okay, so they're noisy and judge-y. 89 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,336 Shame on you and your narrow, big-city attitude. 90 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,704 I've known many accepting people of faith. 91 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,506 And I've been chased into a lake. 92 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,707 So I guess we're both entitled to our opinion. 93 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,576 Oh, oh, oh -- No! 94 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,746 Okay. Guys. Absolutely not. 95 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,514 [ Music continues ] 96 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:01,715 Coop: Come in. 97 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,417 Hey. 98 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,519 This is Mitchell, and the music sounds great. 99 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,587 Just wondering if you could turn it down a-a skosh. 100 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,689 Yeah, of course. We're sorry. 101 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,492 Just giving the guy upstairs a taste of our new song. 102 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,760 He means God. Really? 103 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,896 There's no third floor I don't know about? 104 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,098 We love the place, by the way. 105 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,733 It's just scrumptious. 106 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,603 Good! Good! 107 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:26,173 So, you guys are a Christian rock band? 108 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:28,074 Water to Wine. Yeah, that's us. 109 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,409 Well, I hope you're not expecting 110 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,677 to bring all your groupies back here. 111 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,912 [ Laughter ] 112 00:03:31,944 --> 00:03:33,045 Don't worry. 113 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,382 The Soldiers of the Lamb Church 114 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:35,883 forbids premarital relations. 115 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:37,016 -Mm. -Of course. 116 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,218 But I can think of a few ladies 117 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,719 I wouldn't mind multiplying with 118 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,354 after our elders give us their blessings. 119 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,855 I heard that. Oh! 120 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,792 We love girls! 121 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:48,295 As long as you guys are here, I need an outsider's opinion. 122 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,763 I'm working on a song, 123 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,932 but these guys think it's too soft. 124 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:54,234 Do you mind? 125 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:57,271 Um...lay it on us, bro. 126 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:58,372 Okay. 127 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,807 * Hiding for so long 128 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,911 * The real me, I don't belong * 129 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:06,614 * I'm not myself, I never was * 130 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:10,217 * I cry at night and all because * 131 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,919 * I'm trapped on a secret path * 132 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,288 * I need a holy bath 133 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:18,425 * To wash away the sins I hide * 134 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:21,261 * To douse the fire I feel inside * 135 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,262 Aw, dang it, Dex, you're bumming me out! 136 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,399 Whoa. Calm down, Coop. 137 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,966 Just 'cause we're in the city 138 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,668 doesn't mean we got to talk like it. 139 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,338 [ Sighs ] I'm so sorry. 140 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:33,072 You know what, Dex, I like that song. 141 00:04:33,105 --> 00:04:35,242 Yeah. What's the title? 142 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:38,144 I call it "A Cry for Help." 143 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,247 -Did you hear that? -Yeah, I'm standing right here. 144 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,749 [ Door opens ] 145 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,783 You're back again? 146 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,985 Oh. Missed you, too. 147 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,120 Sanjay's home this weekend. 148 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,957 It's kind of a big day for us -- our first anniversary. 149 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,192 Look what I got him. 150 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,595 It's a hadrosaur metacarpal 151 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,596 for his dinosaur bone collection. 152 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,165 Too much? 153 00:04:58,197 --> 00:05:00,634 Well, what's the equivalent gift if you guys were normal? 154 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,302 Like, a Starbucks card or a Rolex? 155 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,370 [ Inhales sharply ] 156 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,538 Kind of like a really nice microscope. 157 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:06,839 You're not helping. 158 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,343 I thought the gift for a first nerd anniversary 159 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,511 was inhaler. 160 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:11,778 [ Door opens ] 161 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,312 Hey. Where's your dad? 162 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,682 Upstairs. Why? 163 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,651 -[ Gasps ] -You got us a dog?! 164 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:18,519 No, no! 165 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,387 It's a stray, 166 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,053 and we are not keeping him. 167 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,288 Be quiet. 168 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,824 Your dad cannot know he's here. 169 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:25,158 If he sees him, he'll get all attached, 170 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,660 and there's no getting rid of it. 171 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,495 Oh, it'll be like Luke all over again. [ Sighs ] 172 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,497 At least they were married when they had me. 173 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,499 You ruined mom's life. 174 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:32,632 Hmm. Stop. 175 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,834 I am now very happy I have all of you. 176 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,737 But I just can't take care of another living creature. 177 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:37,704 Then why'd you bring it home? 178 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,172 I couldn't leave it in the street. 179 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,673 Phil: Claire, is that you? 180 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:41,841 Take care of it. 181 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,343 I'm not gonna kill a dog. 182 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,644 [ Whispering ] Hide it in your room. 183 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,245 [ Dog grumbles ] 184 00:05:46,278 --> 00:05:48,415 Is that what I think it is? Uh, no. 185 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:49,850 Yeah, pizza's here. 186 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:50,850 Oh. 187 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:51,884 How you doing? 188 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,387 [ Dog growling ] 189 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,221 What was that? 190 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:59,026 [ Growls ] I'm the pizza monster! 191 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:01,093 It's this new character I'm doing. [ Chuckles ] 192 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:03,896 I love it. I really love it. 193 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,533 I didn't really love it. 194 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,701 It felt a little close to my Chicken Pot Pirate. 195 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,237 It's a mystery. 196 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:12,372 Who's that? 197 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:15,908 Noni. She can be invisible. 198 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,778 -Who's that? -Gogo. 199 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,846 He can jump off of buildings. 200 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,415 [ Telephone ringing ] 201 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,016 This is the most unrealistic show I've ever seen. 202 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,752 Who's that? 203 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:26,853 Yes, great. I will open the gate. 204 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,254 [ Telephone beeps ] 205 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,223 Reece. Probably can't even work a gate. 206 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,524 Maybe you'll like him. 207 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,925 He's the Kings' dentist. 208 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:35,596 Well, hoity-toity. I'm the emperor's closet maker. 209 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,531 The L.A. Kings hockey team. 210 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,798 Kings' dentist. Why does he say it like that? 211 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:40,468 What, is he trying to be all fancy? 212 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,569 [ Doorbell rings ] He didn't say anything. I said it. 213 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,737 [ Door opens ] 214 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:44,737 -Hi! -Hi! 215 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:45,973 -Hello. -Hi. 216 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:48,108 Dana, Reece, this is my husband, Jay. 217 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,209 -Hi. Jay. Pleasure. -Hello. 218 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,377 -Hi, Reece. How are you? -Hey, Jay. 219 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,079 Dana, come with me to the kitchen 220 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,547 while the boys get to know each other. 221 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:54,882 All right. 222 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,249 Did you hear they're thinking 223 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,050 of eliminating cursive at the school? 224 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,086 All of it, or just the "F" word? 225 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,754 I brought you some Scotch. 226 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,656 Wow. That's quite a bottle. Thank you. 227 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,057 Mm. 228 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,661 Hey, Gloria tells me you're the Kings' dentist. 229 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,463 Well, when you say it like that, it sounds so hoity-toity. 230 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:11,899 -[ Chuckles ] -Why don't we crack that open? 231 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,100 And do you have any Cohiba Robustos? 232 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,269 Oh, I wish, but, you know, they're impossible to find. 233 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,572 Hmm. Well, look at that. 234 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,473 I just found two. 235 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:24,612 Okay, the guy wasn't all bad, but I couldn't let Gloria know 236 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,014 or it would open the door for a whole bunch of new things 237 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,115 I don't want to do -- 238 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,348 Trendy restaurants, 239 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,619 movies about how women feel about crap. 240 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:32,985 And who needs it? 241 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,286 Claire: [ Scoffs ] 242 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,788 As if this week wasn't bad enough, 243 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,858 now my hardware supplier in Brussels is flip-flopping. 244 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:41,629 Sounds like you're dealing with a real Belgian waffle. 245 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,630 [ Scoffs ] [ Dog growls ] 246 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,598 Is that a dog? 247 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,500 What? No. 248 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,435 [ Whimpering ] 249 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,870 That sounds like a dog. 250 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,437 You will do anything 251 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,173 to avoid hearing me talk about work, won't you? 252 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:56,877 I'm -- I'm just gonna go cool off downstairs. 253 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:57,877 Yep. 254 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,213 Honey? 255 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,213 Phil: She is right. 256 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,149 Sometimes I don't listen. 257 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,353 That's what she said, right? I don't listen? 258 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,154 [ Whimpering ] Did you get out? 259 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,456 Oh, come on, now. 260 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,992 Shhhhhhh. -Honey? 261 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,661 Sweetheart? -Hmm? 262 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,529 I am so sorry. 263 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,731 It's fine, Phil, really. Just go back to bed. 264 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,233 [ Whimpering ] 265 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,401 [ Whimpers ] 266 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:25,004 I just...need some time to myself. 267 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,374 [ Whimpers ] Y-You know I cry when you cry. 268 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,175 I'll be upstairs. 269 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,177 [ Dog coughs ] 270 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:31,511 Ohh! [ Clears throat ] 271 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:32,379 You okay? 272 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,313 It's just -- It's been a lot. 273 00:08:34,346 --> 00:08:35,982 [ Clears throat ] I love you. 274 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,283 [ Footsteps fade ] 275 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:48,662 Hey, Dex. How are you? 276 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:49,929 You okay? 277 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:52,331 Yeah, I was just admiring your garden. 278 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,033 Hey, come on in. 279 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,903 So, uh, where is the rest of the gang? 280 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,905 Oh, they're out on a prayer jog. Ah. 281 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,072 It's not really my thing. 282 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,441 Oh. 283 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,375 Is -- Is that something that happens a lot 284 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,011 where -- where you feel different? 285 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,013 Hi, Dex. 286 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,279 Hey, Mitchell. Hi. 287 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,081 Can I have you help me over here for just a second? 288 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,250 Uh, okay. 289 00:09:11,283 --> 00:09:13,186 Ohh. 290 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,221 What are you doing? 291 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,722 He was clearly reaching out. 292 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:17,224 He was admiring our garden. 293 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:18,591 Nobody admires our garden. 294 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,693 It's a dead cactus with a grocery bag stuck to it. 295 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,695 What is going on with you? 296 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:22,962 You're the one who never wants 297 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:24,197 to get involved in people's lives. 298 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,398 Don't you see? 299 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:26,966 He feels trapped by those guys. 300 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,400 Oh, the big, bad Bible thumpers? 301 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:29,568 Here we go again. 302 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,303 I'm just saying you could read his song 303 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:32,873 "A Cry for Help" 304 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,140 as a cry for help. 305 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:38,378 Mitchell, I'm sorry you got chased into a lake, 306 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,879 but some of the kindest, most loving, 307 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,582 generous people I've ever known were churchgoers. 308 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,085 Just... 309 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,220 Come -- [ Sighs ] 310 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,289 Hey, Dex, do you mind if I make a personal observation? 311 00:09:50,322 --> 00:09:52,893 If it's about my hips, blame my mother. 312 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,995 [ Chuckling ] No, no. 313 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,230 It's -- It's about the song that you sang yesterday. 314 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,298 It seemed like you were trying to express something -- 315 00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:01,067 some feelings you might be having 316 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,470 that you think might not be met with approval 317 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,272 from your..."community." 318 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:08,008 Or it's just a song. 319 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,243 Has nothing to do with his personal situation. 320 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,812 -No, it does. -Ha! Ha! 321 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,413 I'm -- I'm sorry. Your pain is real. 322 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,847 I just feel so guilty. 323 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,083 I know people will be disappointed. 324 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,786 No, no, don't feel guilty. 325 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,354 Look, the first step is to say it out loud. 326 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,792 I don't want to be a drummer. 327 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,760 Okay, now say the other thing. 328 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,330 I don't want to be in a band anymore. 329 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,264 I miss home. 330 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,701 I miss my girlfriend. 331 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,601 -I'm sorry. Whoa. What? -I'm sorry. Your what? 332 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:39,005 It's like a weight has been lifted. 333 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,307 Thank you so much, guys. 334 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,344 You know, I was just gonna stay inside today, 335 00:10:44,376 --> 00:10:47,647 but I'm really glad I came out. 336 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,150 He doesn't get to say that. 337 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,219 Oh, hey, Joe. 338 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,153 Uh, there's a new "Mystery Kidz" on. 339 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,121 No, thanks. 340 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,623 "No, thanks"? 341 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,290 Aren't you curious who stole Poco's magic wings? 342 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,459 Not really. 343 00:10:59,491 --> 00:11:00,961 But everyone's a suspect. 344 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,495 The watchmaker hates Poco, 345 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,496 and Mayor Pudding would do anything to stay in office. 346 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,066 How could you not want to see what happens? 347 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,567 [ Telephone ringing ] 348 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,037 [ Telephone beeps ] 349 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,303 Hello? 350 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,371 Uh, yes. Hold on. 351 00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:13,941 Jay, it's Reece. 352 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,644 You see, Gloria? Now he's calling me. 353 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,178 This is what I was afraid of. 354 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:20,147 He called. 355 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,749 My new friend called. 356 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,350 He's taking me to a hockey game. 357 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,085 Great. 358 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,821 Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. 359 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,355 You see what your mom got me into? 360 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,057 Jay, come on. Keep an open mind. 361 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,226 All we're saying is give Reece a chance. 362 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:37,898 Rex. 363 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,032 Scooby. 364 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,000 Clifford. 365 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:40,933 What are you doing? 366 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,235 Trying to figure out his name. 367 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,269 What about dad? 368 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,072 Here, Dad. Nope. 369 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,774 You do not need to figure out his name 370 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,408 because we're going to put these fliers up, 371 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,110 and someone's gonna call. 372 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,412 What happened to the dinosaur bone I got for Sanjay? 373 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,414 I saw Snoop... 374 00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:57,084 burying something in the backyard. 375 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,551 And you didn't do anything? 376 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,753 I opened the door for him. 377 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,553 That bone lasted 65 million years, 378 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,690 and it can't even last one day in this house?! 379 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,725 -Claire. -Oh, my God, your father! 380 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,094 The dog -- outside! Outside! 381 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,261 Outside! Yeah, honey? 382 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,464 Sweetheart, about last night. Uh-huh. 383 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,100 Because I didn't listen with these two ears... 384 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,301 Yes. 385 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,735 ...I want to apologize 386 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,703 with these tu-lips. [two lips] 387 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,873 Oh, that is very -- That's so sweet of you. 388 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:20,606 -Oh. -Thank you, baby. 389 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,309 Great. 390 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:24,912 Oh, is that a tortilla chip right there? 391 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:25,946 Yeah -- Oh. 392 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,713 Hola, amigo from yesterday. 393 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:28,916 You're not gonna eat that, are you? 394 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,616 [ Chuckling ] No, that would be disgusting. 395 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:31,650 Oh, good. What are these? 396 00:12:31,683 --> 00:12:33,552 Oh, that's a -- It's a... 397 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,221 It's a protein snack. 398 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,423 You don't have to eat that if you don't like it. No. 399 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,389 I like it. Good. 400 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,658 It's -- It's liver-y. 401 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,827 Ah. 402 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,595 You take such good care of us. 403 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,397 Thanks, honey. We should get those flowers in a a vase. 404 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,131 No, Phil. Oh! 405 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,732 Not that vase. 406 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:47,734 Look at me! 407 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,570 Really look at me. 408 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:51,571 I feel like I am. 409 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,605 Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. 410 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,008 You're just not getting it, are you? 411 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,811 I'm sorry. I need some alone time. 412 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,346 Oh. 413 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,081 [ Sighs ] 414 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,982 [ Knock on door ] 415 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,183 Hi. 416 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,253 Sorry for knocking on your door so persistently, 417 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,988 but we can't find Dex, 418 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,522 and all his matching luggage is gone. 419 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,158 Do you have any idea where he is? 420 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,993 I don-- I don't know, Mitchell. 421 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,927 Weren't you the last person to talk to him? 422 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,028 And we haven't got much time. 423 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,029 If we don't have a drummer, 424 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,365 we're gonna have to cancel the gig. 425 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,967 Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways. 426 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,034 Don't even... I -- Mm. 427 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,673 Aah, this is devastating. 428 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,841 If we don't play, we won't get paid, 429 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,042 and we don't have enough money to get home. 430 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,342 Hey, you don't know what Dex is going through. 431 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,544 One hath to be true to the way one was born. 432 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,480 Okay, you can't just add "hath" 433 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,948 and pretend it was in the Bible. Hmm. 434 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,284 Well, I guess we better call the venue and cancel the gig. 435 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,720 Oh, boy, well, you know. 436 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,190 I could be your drummer. 437 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,323 Oh, God, here we go. 438 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:47,027 -Really? You play? -Swear to G-dash-D. 439 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,361 Just play me a few bars. I can pick it up, follow along. 440 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,230 Oh! 441 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,399 Mr. Cameron, thank you so much. 442 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:56,036 You kind of remind me of another special someone 443 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,138 who made a pretty big sacrifice to save us. 444 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,907 Please, do not compare me to your -- 445 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,474 Mr. Bernie Kaufman, our manager. 446 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,509 He burnt down his shoe store to pay for our first demo. 447 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,845 Oh. Yeah. 448 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,081 Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? 449 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,816 Oh, God, you take the dog, and I'll clean this up, okay? Oh. 450 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,418 Okay. Phil: Honey, 451 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,452 I got some vase options. 452 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,688 What happened? 453 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,091 Um [Clicks tongue] 454 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,092 what do you think happened? 455 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,427 I think she saw those flowers 456 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,562 as the shallow, transparent gesture they were 457 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,664 and shredded them to pieces in a justifiable rage. 458 00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,833 Yep. 459 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,836 What have I done to upset her so much? 460 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,870 Maybe you should look in a mirror 461 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,605 and ask yourself that question. 462 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,447 Sweet Teen Wolf, what have I become? 463 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,782 [ Thud ] 464 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:43,917 You see that guy? 465 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,086 I have done so much work on his mouth 466 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,054 that he's paid for the hot tub on my boat. 467 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,623 [ Laughs ] Hey. 468 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,725 Did Kopitar just wave to you? 469 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,193 It's the least he can do. 470 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,863 I'm taking him out fishing this weekend in Catalina. 471 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,230 Hey, hey, do you want to come? 472 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,932 Oh, my God, I'd love to go. 473 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,068 Oh, but... What? 474 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,403 Last night, before you got there, 475 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,871 Gloria and I got in a big to-do 476 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,975 about me not needing new friends. 477 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,876 Oh, and now you don't want to admit you were wrong. 478 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,745 [ Chuckling ] Wow, do you get me. 479 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:16,984 Well, it's supposed to be perfect whale-watching weather, 480 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,485 and, uh, oh, yeah, 481 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,653 Gretzky's coming, too. The Great One? 482 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,554 Not at sharing the binoculars, he isn't. 483 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,124 It's killing me I can't go! 484 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,259 Well, here's a crazy idea. 485 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,927 Why don't you tell your wife the truth 486 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,562 and admit you were wrong? 487 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,565 You don't get me like I thought you did. 488 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,600 Or...? 489 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,500 Fine. I'll level with her. 490 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,605 [ Crowd cheering ] 491 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,938 Wow! 492 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,374 [ Door opens ] What is going on? 493 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,511 Ohh, good, you're not dad. 494 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,346 So, how'd it go with Sanjay? 495 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,981 Did he remember your anniversary? 496 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,350 You tell me. 497 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,585 After I gave him the fossil, he gave me this 498 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,953 for romantic weekends up at Stanford. 499 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,024 It looks kind of used. 500 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,357 Do you think it's possible he forgot 501 00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,692 and just grabbed the first thing that he s-- 502 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:00,592 Shut up! He loves me! 503 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,594 I can't believe 504 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,330 I haven't gotten a single call. 505 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,697 I must have put up a thousand fliers. 506 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,235 Hey, guys. 507 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,504 Honey. 508 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,107 -Claire. -Yeah. 509 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,375 -I want to talk to you. -Mm-hmm. 510 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:17,976 I am so sorry. 511 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,011 Mm. 512 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,212 I don't listen. 513 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,548 I try to solve problems with flowers. 514 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,484 I do unflattering impressions of you for my friends. 515 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,720 And worst of all, I let myself go. 516 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,523 So I shaved and put on a suit. 517 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,658 Oh, honey. 518 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:32,892 What's that? 519 00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:34,326 What? Oh. 520 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,894 Um, uh... Oh, my God. 521 00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:36,895 You packed a suitcase. 522 00:16:36,928 --> 00:16:38,530 You need some time away. 523 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,866 I guess all this was... too little, too late. 524 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,869 Well, not the spray tan. That was too much, too long. 525 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,303 I think the nozzle was broken. 526 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,907 You're getting this all wrong, and it's all my fault. 527 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,743 Okay, look, I have been trying to distract you, yes, 528 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,812 but because I have been thinking about what was good for me 529 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,349 and not what might be good for you. 530 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,684 So I have no idea 531 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,852 if we're ever gonna find out who his real owner is, 532 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:03,423 but if we don't, you can keep him. 533 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,226 Why would I want the Tanksley's dog? 534 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,193 What? 535 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,528 This is Buddy. 536 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,528 You know the Tanksley's over on Clifton? 537 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:10,497 I sold them their house. 538 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,030 Oh, thank God. 539 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,032 But if you're open to me getting a pet... 540 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,934 Yeah. Of course. Get a dog. 541 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,036 No, I don't want a dog. 542 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,438 I want a cockatoo to take Rollerblading. 543 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,038 How cool would that be sitting on my shoulder 544 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,240 my half shirt flapping in the wind? 545 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:22,575 You're not getting a bird. 546 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,042 Are you serious? Yeah. 547 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,612 People that have birds 548 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,046 and walk around with them on their shoulders -- 549 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,280 They look ridiculous. 550 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,682 It's obviously a desperate cry for attention. 551 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,351 Okay. 552 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,252 Now I need some time to myself. 553 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,022 [ Cartoon playing on TV ] 554 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:37,757 What are you doing? 555 00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:39,392 Nothing. 556 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,528 You're watching "Mystery Kidz." 557 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,462 You said you didn't want to. 558 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,798 Not with you. You ask too many questions. 559 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,567 [ Scoffs ] That's rude. 560 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,269 I was only watching as a courtesy. 561 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:51,371 [ Gasps ] What just happened? 562 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,373 [ Gasps ] Wait, who's that? 563 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,707 Gloria. 564 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,576 How was the charity event? 565 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,777 I have to talk to you about something. 566 00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,211 What? 567 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,347 I owe you an apology. 568 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,416 I have to go to Cleveland this weekend 569 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,817 for my Aunt Bea's funeral. 570 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,787 Nice old lady. Fell off a cliff. 571 00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:10,623 I'll -- I'll go with you. I'll start packing right now. 572 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,259 No, no, no. You stay here with Joe and Manny. 573 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,660 I'll send you a snow globe. 574 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,327 Hey, did we have an extra pair of binoculars? 575 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,663 I saw a weird bird outside. 576 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,096 Stop with the lies. 577 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,267 I really don't understand men. 578 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,801 Why can't you just admit that you were wrong? 579 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,903 It's not a weakness. 580 00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,005 It's a strength, 581 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,940 and I would love you and respect you more. 582 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,409 Fine. 583 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,778 I like Reece, and I want to go away with him. 584 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,246 I knew it! 585 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,448 I was right, and you were wrong! 586 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:38,785 From now on, we're gonna do new things all the time. 587 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,952 Tomorrow we're going to an Ethiopian restaurant, 588 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,654 and then we're gonna watch a movie 589 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,990 about a love letter that arrived 30 years late 590 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,726 and changed the life of two women. 591 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,328 Can I bring Reece? 592 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,530 No! 593 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,531 [ Indistinct chatter ] 594 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,799 Coop: Hey, everyone, let's gather 595 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,866 for the preshow prayer. Ooh! 596 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,269 Kind of like Madonna and her backup dancers. 597 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,770 Mr. Mitchell, would you like to join us? 598 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,138 Oh, I'm good. Thank you. 599 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,174 All right. [ Sighs ] 600 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,609 Heavenly Father, 601 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,011 we ask that you make this show super-amazing 602 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,814 for all of our fans, 603 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,147 and we pray for Dex. 604 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,950 Lord, please guide him. 605 00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:11,884 Give him strength. 606 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,385 And let him know 607 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,522 that we love and accept him no matter what. 608 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,890 Mitchell, did you hear that? 609 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,126 Hey, you know what? Let me in there. 610 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,828 [ Chuckles ] All right! 611 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,064 I have -- I have been a little judgmental, haven't I? 612 00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:25,798 So... [ Sighs ] 613 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,165 Go ahead. 614 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,867 Amen. Amen. 615 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,502 Let's do this. 616 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,739 -Break a leg! -Thank you! 617 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,240 Oh. Here. 618 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,307 What's this? 619 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,308 If the mood strikes you, 620 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,376 why don't you join us onstage, 621 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,711 make some joyful noise? 622 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,047 Man: Ladies and gentlemen, Water to Wine! 623 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:45,151 [ Cheers and applause ] 624 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:46,219 Coop: Thank you. Hey. 625 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,856 One, two, three, four. 626 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,192 [ Up-tempo rock music plays ] 627 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,830 * The world may be flat 628 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,000 * But it's always changin' 629 00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:04,069 * So many sins from topics that are rangin' * 630 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,939 * Devil's done with breakfast, and his evil is ragin' * 631 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,607 * Which is why * Which is why 632 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,277 * Which is why * Which is why 633 00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,077 * Man shouldn't lie 634 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,546 * Man shouldn't lie 635 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:16,915 * Man shouldn't lie with another man * 636 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,718 * Man shouldn't lie 637 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,118 * Man shouldn't lie 638 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,623 * Man shouldn't lie with another man * 639 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,458 * There's a party in hell 640 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,693 * And the drinks are always flowing * 641 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,430 * I think we all know the kind of people that are going * 642 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,131 * Man shouldn't lie 643 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,766 * Man shouldn't lie 644 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:37,304 * Man shouldn't lie with another man * 645 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:38,770 * Unless they really love each other * * Man shouldn't lie 646 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,140 * Man shouldn't lie 647 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,109 * Man shouldn't lie with another man * 648 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:47,046 * The Jesus I know loves everyone * 649 00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:49,015 * Even if you're gay or straight * 650 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:54,386 * Doesn't matter about your sexuality-y-y * 651 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,154 [ Guitars stop ] [ Cymbals crashing ] 652 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:02,994 I'm just saying that maybe, 653 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,896 before you join the French resistance, 654 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,566 you walk the 15 feet to your neighbor's house 655 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,667 and ask her did she get your damn love letter. 656 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,069 For someone that says that they don't want to talk about the movie, 657 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,638 that's all you seem to be talking about. 658 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,441 I think it's better than putting this yellow mush in my mouth. 659 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,343 Yeah, maybe if you opened up your mind, 660 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,478 you would see that this is actually delicious. 661 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,513 Mm-mmm! 662 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,249 It was disgusting, 663 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:25,817 but I could never let Jay know that he was right. 664 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,952 Food wasn't terrible. 665 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,186 And if I'm being honest, 666 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,689 the movie sort of stayed with me.