1 00:00:03,089 --> 00:00:05,266 [Thumping] 2 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,537 Claire. There's a girl in Luke's bed. 3 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,885 Where's Luke? 4 00:00:16,928 --> 00:00:19,280 With the girl![groans drowsily] 5 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,760 Should we just make a noise and scare her off? 6 00:00:21,803 --> 00:00:23,893 Is it a girl or a possum? 7 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:27,722 Honey, there's no one there. 8 00:00:27,765 --> 00:00:30,246 There was. I saw girl bumps and hair. 9 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,118 It was probably just his Chewbacca doll. 10 00:00:32,161 --> 00:00:34,555 It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure. 11 00:00:34,598 --> 00:00:36,645 Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, 12 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,341 it's the only action he's gettin'. 13 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:41,128 I'm so relieved. I wasn't ready for that. 14 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:43,695 You thought you saw something that wasn't there. 15 00:00:43,738 --> 00:00:46,655 It's dark, and we shared an entire bottle of wine. 16 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:49,136 It isdark. I didn't see you do air quotes around "shared." 17 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,153 All right. These contracts are good to go. 18 00:01:06,195 --> 00:01:07,457 All that's left is the inspection. 19 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:08,676 Already scheduled it. 20 00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:10,287 Andy, if I could bottle you up 21 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,507 and put you into a cologne, you know what I'd call it? 22 00:01:12,549 --> 00:01:13,769 "Initiative." 23 00:01:13,811 --> 00:01:15,248 The black-and-white commercial 24 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,033 would have models turning into panthers. 25 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,730 "Initiative -- a unisex fragrance from California." 26 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:21,950 I want to come back to this because it's fun, 27 00:01:21,993 --> 00:01:24,039 but I need your advice. Oh. 28 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,519 You remember my cousin back in Utah, 29 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:27,129 the real-estate developer?Yeah. 30 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,478 Well, turns out his V.P.'s leaving 31 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,132 to start his own company, 32 00:01:30,176 --> 00:01:32,265 and my cousin needs someone, like -- like, now. 33 00:01:32,308 --> 00:01:33,701 Wow. That's a big opp--Alex: Hey! 34 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:37,358 Hey! What are you doing home? 35 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:39,402 Are you serious? School's out. I'm home for the summer. 36 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:40,709 You knew this. 37 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,579 Must have slipped my mind. I'm so glad you're back. 38 00:01:43,972 --> 00:01:45,582 That's it? 39 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:47,063 Sanjay's parents are throwing him 40 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:48,281 a three-day "Welcome Home" party. 41 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,326 They even made him a suit out of marigolds. 42 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:51,633 [Thumping] 43 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:55,027 Hey. This is a nice surprise, pumpkin. 44 00:01:55,070 --> 00:01:58,247 Was I too subtle with the way I put it on the calendar, or... 45 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,945 [whistling] 46 00:02:00,989 --> 00:02:02,861 Someonewoke up in a good mood. [chuckles] 47 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:04,167 And there is only one reason 48 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,212 a teenage boy is ever like that. 49 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:08,215 Yep, because it's Family Camp training day! 50 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,563 Oh, I was gonna say, 51 00:02:09,606 --> 00:02:11,217 "The Harlem Globetrotters must be in town." 52 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:14,525 Luke and I are training for the big...Famcathlon. 53 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,396 You're, uh, carb-loading. 54 00:02:16,439 --> 00:02:18,007 Good idea, buddy! 55 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,094 Hungry dude. 56 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,009 Hungry for Family Camp! 57 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:27,189 Don't say "no" right away, but picture me with these. 58 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,758 Sweetie, you're 8 years old. Give your body time to develop. 59 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,759 These curls! I want a perm! 60 00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:34,328 Take it from someone who had a perm at your age -- you don't. 61 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:35,807 Okay, what do you think of my airplane outfit? 62 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:37,331 When I land in Missouri, I want to blend right in. 63 00:02:37,373 --> 00:02:38,853 With what? A jug band? 64 00:02:39,897 --> 00:02:41,421 Cameron: I got a job this summer 65 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:43,206 as an assistant defensive coordinator 66 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,641 for the Missouri State football team. 67 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,340 Go, Bears! I'm going home. 68 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:48,472 And I have been crazy with work, which means 69 00:02:48,515 --> 00:02:50,996 Lily will be going back and forth between the two of us. 70 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:52,475 It hasbeen a little tense 71 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,824 putting together a time-share agreement, though. 72 00:02:53,868 --> 00:02:55,262 I haven't been making it tense. 73 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:56,393 You're the one who treats our daughter 74 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,352 like she's a vacation property in Aruba. 75 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:01,050 Maybe you should be promoted to verydefensive coordinator. 76 00:03:01,092 --> 00:03:02,269 There you go.Okay, you typed up 77 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:04,052 how we're gonna share our daughter. 78 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,924 What is this -- some sort of custody agreement? 79 00:03:05,967 --> 00:03:07,229 [doorbell rings]I just drafted a document 80 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,449 that reflects what we discussed last night. 81 00:03:09,492 --> 00:03:12,061 You have a tendency to forget about things you agreed to, Cam. 82 00:03:12,103 --> 00:03:13,715 Okay, that's a bunch of hooey. 83 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:16,325 Rich! I forgot to bring up the towels. That proves nothing. 84 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:17,632 I wouldn't bother you, but I'm late for court. 85 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:19,372 It's really very straightforward. 86 00:03:19,415 --> 00:03:20,722 If it rains for more than three days in Missouri, 87 00:03:20,764 --> 00:03:22,070 that borrows against my time. 88 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,289 Conversely, if Lily does go 89 00:03:23,332 --> 00:03:25,466 to gymnastics camp, I get an extra week. 90 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:27,467 It's too confusing. Wait, you're a lawyer, right? 91 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:29,513 Can I actually have you take a peek at something for me? 92 00:03:29,556 --> 00:03:30,731 W-What are you doing? 93 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:32,081 I'm lawyering up. 94 00:03:32,123 --> 00:03:33,647 Uh...uh, yeah. 95 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,824 There's a lot of ambiguous language in this contract. 96 00:03:35,866 --> 00:03:38,435 I wouldn't sign it.Nobody's asking him to. 97 00:03:38,478 --> 00:03:41,045 You know, I never would have agreed to give up 4th of July, 98 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,438 and now I'm worried 99 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:44,527 he's trying to trick me out of Biscuit Bonanza. 100 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:47,182 B-Biscuit Bonanza?It's what it sounds like. 101 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,489 It's a biscuit-baking competition, 102 00:03:48,531 --> 00:03:50,141 and then you see who can throw theirs the furthest. 103 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:51,665 May I present Exhibit "A"? 104 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:52,753 Cameron: That's fine, Mitchell. 105 00:03:52,796 --> 00:03:54,146 I don't care about 4th of July, 106 00:03:54,189 --> 00:03:55,408 as long as I get Lily for Biscuit Bonanza. 107 00:03:55,451 --> 00:03:57,280 Lily: Biscuit Bonanza?! 108 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,325 Yeah. It's what it sounds like. It's a biscuit-baking -- 109 00:03:59,368 --> 00:04:01,675 Okay, I have never hated the sound of my own voice more. 110 00:04:01,718 --> 00:04:03,068 Okay. I'm gonna go pick up that costume. 111 00:04:03,111 --> 00:04:04,853 What costume?Oh, my God, Cam. 112 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:07,028 Cameron: Don't forget about Pepper's brunch.Okay, stop it! 113 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,467 Isn't it your first day back working with Claire? 114 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,121 I got to get this e-mail out first 115 00:04:12,163 --> 00:04:14,079 to a store that got my order wrong. 116 00:04:14,122 --> 00:04:16,430 Do I look like a guy who would wear a shirt 117 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,432 with pineapples all over it?Kinda. 118 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,651 I want to use all caps to get across how angry I am, 119 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:24,915 but it takes forever to press "shift" before each letter. 120 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:26,569 Why don't you just put on the caps lock? 121 00:04:26,613 --> 00:04:28,877 You can do that?[chuckles] Oh, Jay. 122 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,356 Just double-click here. 123 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,317 Didn't work. 124 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,362 That's because you didn't double-click. 125 00:04:35,404 --> 00:04:36,536 You just clicked twice. 126 00:04:36,579 --> 00:04:38,408 The hell's the difference? 127 00:04:38,451 --> 00:04:39,495 Double-click. See? 128 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:40,757 That's exactly what I did. 129 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,106 Double...click. 130 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,935 No, you're still just clicking twice. 131 00:04:43,978 --> 00:04:45,588 Listen to me -- "Double-click." 132 00:04:45,632 --> 00:04:47,591 Not "Double...click." 133 00:04:47,634 --> 00:04:50,420 I'm not an idiot. Double-click! 134 00:04:50,463 --> 00:04:52,509 You can't possibly think that's the same thing! 135 00:04:52,552 --> 00:04:54,555 It's the exact same thing!Double-click! 136 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,600 Double-click!Oh, what the... 137 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:59,473 It's the first time I've ever used the F-word. 138 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:00,603 Ay, what's going on here? 139 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,562 Even for me, it's a little screamy! 140 00:05:02,605 --> 00:05:04,608 I'm going to work! Wh-- 141 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:06,435 [huffs]Why did you get him so mad? 142 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,394 I need him in a good mood. 143 00:05:08,437 --> 00:05:10,613 [door opens, closes]I need to ask him to go with me next week 144 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,572 to Juárez to my cousin's wedding. 145 00:05:12,615 --> 00:05:13,487 Is that safe? 146 00:05:13,529 --> 00:05:15,009 Of course not. 147 00:05:15,052 --> 00:05:17,490 The invitation says "Short run to the reception." 148 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:19,406 What are the odds the valet slid the seat back 149 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:20,798 because of my weirdly short arms? 150 00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:21,798 [laughs] 151 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,060 [ringtone plays] Oh. 152 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,714 Shoot. I should take this. 153 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:28,502 Oh. Then I... should take this. 154 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:29,545 Evan. Hey. 155 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:31,374 Look, I know why you're calling, 156 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,420 and no, I haven't changed my mind. 157 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:35,596 [car door opens, closes]I still don't want the job. 158 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,031 [music plays on stereo, cellphone beeps] 159 00:05:37,074 --> 00:05:38,425 Evan: So, you're turning down a chance 160 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,644 to move home for your dream job -- 161 00:05:40,687 --> 00:05:42,951 an actual career -- all because of a girl? 162 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,865 This Haley must be something special. 163 00:05:44,908 --> 00:05:45,997 Hello? 164 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,389 I think I lost you. 165 00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:48,435 [cellphone beeps] 166 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:51,002 Hello? Evan? 167 00:05:51,045 --> 00:05:52,917 Dropped call. I'll try him back. 168 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:55,615 I knew it! 169 00:05:55,658 --> 00:05:56,617 Thanks. Mm-hmm. 170 00:05:56,659 --> 00:05:58,487 Hey! Good to have you back, Jay! 171 00:05:58,531 --> 00:05:59,620 Good to beback, buddy. 172 00:06:01,882 --> 00:06:03,666 Little trick of the trade -- when you don't know somebody's name, you call 'em "buddy." 173 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:04,451 Mm. 174 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,408 [chuckles] 175 00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:07,670 So, the old office, huh? 176 00:06:07,714 --> 00:06:08,759 Mm. 177 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,543 I see you got the lamp over there now. 178 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:11,545 I tried it there once. 179 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,634 You'll see. [chuckles] 180 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,896 Your office is gonna be ready this afternoon. 181 00:06:15,939 --> 00:06:17,507 Do you want to go pick up your new -- 182 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:19,509 So, what are we working on? Quarterly reports? 183 00:06:19,552 --> 00:06:22,512 Actually, no. This is a personnel file. 184 00:06:22,555 --> 00:06:23,904 I have to fire Neal today. 185 00:06:23,947 --> 00:06:25,601 Neal? Yeah -- Neal. 186 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:28,300 Works in the warehouse, loves Canada, heavyset fella. 187 00:06:28,343 --> 00:06:29,824 Oh, you mean "BigBuddy." 188 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,261 We are losing more in shipping screw-ups than he makes. 189 00:06:32,303 --> 00:06:33,435 It's time. 190 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,829 You gonna do that now? Oh. No. 191 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,699 Um, actually, right now, I was going to make copies 192 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,485 of the agenda for this afternoon's staff meeting. 193 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,095 Let me do it. How many do you need? 194 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:41,052 Uh, 12 double-sided -- 195 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:42,663 Dad, are you sure? 196 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,360 Do you even know where the copy room is? 197 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:46,230 Claire. Please. I built this place. 198 00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:47,841 Okay. 199 00:06:47,884 --> 00:06:49,495 Other way. 200 00:06:49,538 --> 00:06:50,887 Woman: Hi, Jay.Not now, buddy! 201 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,500 That "buddy" stuff may have worked for my dad, 202 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:56,240 but I wanted a more personal touch when I took over. 203 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:59,026 I wanted this to be a fun place to work, 204 00:06:59,069 --> 00:07:02,029 so I had an arcade dance game installed in the warehouse. 205 00:07:02,072 --> 00:07:03,596 I figure you give them a little sugar, 206 00:07:03,639 --> 00:07:06,600 takes the edge off when you have to fire someone like... 207 00:07:06,642 --> 00:07:09,863 [crowd chanting "Neal!"] 208 00:07:09,906 --> 00:07:11,255 What is going on? 209 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,692 Dude, Neal is tearing it up 210 00:07:12,735 --> 00:07:14,389 on this dance machine -- check out his score. 211 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,523 Wow! He's pretty quick on that thing. 212 00:07:16,565 --> 00:07:17,610 Oh, don't worry, Claire. 213 00:07:17,653 --> 00:07:19,526 He's never gonna beat your record. 214 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,091 You've had that for months. No one's even come close. 215 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,353 Oh, I'm not worried about that. 216 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:23,617 Okay. God. Don't be defensive. 217 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:24,966 Male voice: New high score! 218 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,184 I did it! 219 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:28,709 [crowd cheering]New high score! 220 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,711 Oh. Uh, s-sorry, Claire. 221 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,191 Yikes. I would not want to be the guy who just beat the boss. 222 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:34,757 I actually like my job. 223 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,978 [laughter] 224 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:38,457 [laughing] 225 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,768 Hey, can I get a zip? I'm gonna take it. 226 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,988 Pepper's parties are as fun as they are confusing. 227 00:07:48,031 --> 00:07:49,643 Okay, stay with me on this one. 228 00:07:49,685 --> 00:07:52,558 Gender BlenderBroadway Brunch. 229 00:07:52,601 --> 00:07:55,430 You dress as a Broadway character of the opposite sex, 230 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,432 and there's no solid food. 231 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,740 It's a perfect party if you're a show queen with a broken jaw. 232 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,437 Uh, excuse me. 233 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,134 Sorry, Mr. Pritchett. Your card has been declined. 234 00:08:03,177 --> 00:08:04,353 Oh, no, that's impossible. 235 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:05,745 No, I ran it like three times. 236 00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:07,137 I think I'm supposed to cut it. 237 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:08,966 Oh, no, no! Don't cut it! I have some cash in the car. 238 00:08:09,009 --> 00:08:10,620 Can you just unzip me? I think it's stuck. 239 00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:11,882 Oh, it isstuck. You want me to cut it? 240 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,230 No, no! Don't cut it! 241 00:08:13,274 --> 00:08:14,581 God. You really want to cut something. 242 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:15,755 I'll be right back. 243 00:08:15,798 --> 00:08:17,713 [car door closes] 244 00:08:17,757 --> 00:08:19,367 Oh, damn it! 245 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:20,891 Excuse me. How much for a picture? 246 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,153 Oh, I'm actually not -- 247 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,545 Please. Our daughter loves "Annie." 248 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:25,329 [chuckles nervously] Well, uh... 249 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:27,680 actually, I-I could use, like, $20. 250 00:08:27,723 --> 00:08:29,420 $20? Wolverine was $10. 251 00:08:29,464 --> 00:08:30,987 Look, I don't want to fight. I just -- I just need -- 252 00:08:31,031 --> 00:08:33,774 Hey, man. What the hell? 253 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:36,602 Ay! No, no, no! 254 00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:38,605 It's not easy to get Jay to do what I want, 255 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:41,607 so sometimes I have to use my secret weapon. 256 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:43,392 But when I'm too tired for that, 257 00:08:43,434 --> 00:08:46,700 I just play one of the movies that make him cry like a baby. 258 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:47,701 [crowd cheering] 259 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,049 Is this "Rudy"? 260 00:08:49,092 --> 00:08:50,572 Oh, I love this movie. 261 00:08:50,616 --> 00:08:51,442 You do? 262 00:08:51,486 --> 00:08:53,402 [crowd chanting "Rudy!"] 263 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,926 Jay, I got us tickets to the ballet, 264 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,927 but I know that you're golfing on Sunday. 265 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,059 Whatever you want. 266 00:08:59,102 --> 00:09:00,669 You know, Rudy was small, 267 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,672 [voice breaking] but he had a big heart. 268 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,456 Joe, what are all these cartoons? 269 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,589 Now all of Mommy's movies are gone! 270 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,417 Manny did it. 271 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,418 What am I supposed to do when I babysit this guy? 272 00:09:10,461 --> 00:09:11,419 Make conversation? 273 00:09:11,462 --> 00:09:12,986 The kid has two stories. 274 00:09:13,029 --> 00:09:14,770 Look. I'm a tree. 275 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,380 That's the goodone. 276 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:18,818 Mom, why aren't you calling me back? 277 00:09:18,861 --> 00:09:20,515 I'm at your work. I need to talk. 278 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,038 Uh, excuse me. Have you seen Claire? 279 00:09:22,082 --> 00:09:23,736 Someone said she was down here. 280 00:09:23,779 --> 00:09:24,650 Uh, nope. 281 00:09:24,693 --> 00:09:26,609 [dance music plays] 282 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,219 Claire: I couldn't fire Neal. 283 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,655 It would look like I was only doing it 284 00:09:29,698 --> 00:09:31,875 to get back at him for beating my record. 285 00:09:31,918 --> 00:09:33,702 Male voice: Game over![panting] 286 00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:34,835 [stomps, groans] 287 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:35,836 So I had no choice -- 288 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:36,793 I had to beat Neal's score. 289 00:09:36,836 --> 00:09:38,273 [dance music plays]Mm. Mm. 290 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,621 [ringing] 291 00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:40,623 Manny: Hello? 292 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,494 How do you work a copy machine? 293 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:43,886 You can't be serious. 294 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,975 I need to make 12 double-sided copies. 295 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,412 It's an impossible task. 296 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:48,979 Can't you just ask someone for help? 297 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,503 I made a big deal out of coming back here to work. 298 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,244 I'd like to appear useful. 299 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,508 Wait. On the screen, there's an exclamation mark. Is that good? 300 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,772 I don't think it means it's excited about what's happening. 301 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,337 Did you put the original in the tray? 302 00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:02,471 Tray? You mean like a serving tray? 303 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,342 Yes, Jay. I want you to put papers in a serving tray. 304 00:10:05,386 --> 00:10:07,041 How have you remained alive? 305 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,563 I found it! 306 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,131 [beep, whirring] 307 00:10:11,174 --> 00:10:12,307 Yeah! Yeah! 308 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,655 [rapid beeping]Great! It's stuck! 309 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,658 That's okay. Whatever you do, don't pull the -- 310 00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:16,832 Hold on. I'm pulling it. 311 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,269 No! 312 00:10:19,313 --> 00:10:20,880 [dance music plays] 313 00:10:20,923 --> 00:10:22,230 Ha! Yes! 314 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,711 New high score!Finally! 315 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,933 [machine powers down] 316 00:10:30,977 --> 00:10:33,240 [voice breaking] Are you hungry? What's wrong? 317 00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:34,937 Is it Whitney Houston's birthday again? 318 00:10:34,981 --> 00:10:37,331 No, honey, I'm just sad about being away from you for so long. 319 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,551 We still have six hours together. 320 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,813 Let's have a special day! 321 00:10:40,856 --> 00:10:42,250 [gasps] Oh, that would be fun. 322 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,947 We could take a bike ride or have a picnic. 323 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:48,735 I was thinking something a little more permanent. 324 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,519 Okay. Prepare to receive. 325 00:10:51,562 --> 00:10:55,610 And remember, it's all about the strength of the nestle. 326 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,831 A tiny but noticeable red mark on his neck? 327 00:10:58,875 --> 00:10:59,919 I'm not an idiot. 328 00:10:59,962 --> 00:11:02,399 Someone's been practicing his orange grip. 329 00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:03,183 Pick up the pace! 330 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:04,793 This is where we make up 331 00:11:04,837 --> 00:11:06,100 for your mom being so bad at Hula-Hooping. 332 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,144 Shoot! 333 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:13,019 I randomly found this in a bush under Luke's window. 334 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:15,761 Alex probably asked Haley to borrow them, 335 00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:17,588 Haley threw the pair, Alex caught one, 336 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,764 the other one flew out the window, 337 00:11:18,807 --> 00:11:20,157 phone call came, they forgot. 338 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,942 Girls. 339 00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:25,859 [groans] 340 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,990 Oh, hey. What are you doing home? 341 00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,514 [scoffs] 342 00:11:29,557 --> 00:11:31,647 Being crushed over and over by family members. 343 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,952 Hey. 344 00:11:32,995 --> 00:11:34,780 Got your message. 345 00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:36,956 I know you probably didn't mean "Come over right away," 346 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,871 but you know how paranoidy I can be, so... 347 00:11:38,914 --> 00:11:40,307 We should talk in my room. 348 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:41,788 O...kay. 349 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,745 Andy. Hey. Hold on a sec. 350 00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:46,749 Um...I know we didn't get to finish our talk earlier, 351 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,186 because of Alex's surprise pop-in. 352 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,621 [magazine thuds] 353 00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:52,188 Listen. 354 00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:54,625 If you're not taking that job in Utah because of me, 355 00:11:54,669 --> 00:11:56,149 you're making a mistake. 356 00:11:56,889 --> 00:11:59,587 I love you and me together, but it would break my heart 357 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:02,895 if I was the reason you gave up this dream career opportunity, 358 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:04,375 because, honestly, 359 00:12:04,418 --> 00:12:06,159 I don't know how much of a future there is here. 360 00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:09,423 But...if our bond is as strong as we think it is... 361 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,208 ...we'll work our way back to each other. 362 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,297 Okay. 363 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,736 What hesaid. 364 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,179 Hey, what's all the buzz about? 365 00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:28,138 Somebody finally top Neal's untoppable -- 366 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,573 What happened? 367 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,923 Someone unplugged the dance machine. 368 00:12:30,966 --> 00:12:32,360 So my high score's gone? 369 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,664 Don't you mean Neal'shigh score? 370 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,581 No! I got an 805 like 20 minutes ago! 371 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,844 [crowd murmuring] 372 00:12:37,886 --> 00:12:39,932 Oh, come on! Y-You can't think 373 00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:42,630 that I'm really so upset that I would actually -- 374 00:12:42,673 --> 00:12:45,154 Damn, Claire. You didn't have to go all "Black Swan" on the guy. 375 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,808 [crowd groans] 376 00:12:46,852 --> 00:12:48,071 Hey! 377 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,639 Are we really not believing this woman? 378 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,683 She's never been anything but honest with us. 379 00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,817 When I screw up, she lets me know it, 380 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,600 but in a caring way. 381 00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:59,038 Same with you, Bernard...Tom. 382 00:12:59,081 --> 00:13:01,171 Marie, youknow it. 383 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,520 It's time we started appreciating this lady. 384 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,523 She may have gotten an 800 on the dance game, 385 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,916 but if you ask me, 386 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,222 she gets a 1,000 on the boss game. 387 00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:14,880 Okeydoke. 388 00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:16,056 Hey. 389 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,447 Hey. Did you get the costumes? 390 00:13:17,491 --> 00:13:19,188 Barely. My credit card was denied, 391 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,451 and someonespent all the cash we had in the car. 392 00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:23,453 Uh, yeah. Those are probably both on me. I-I apologize. 393 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,892 Let's maybe just forgive everything I've done today. 394 00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:27,110 "Everything"? What does that mean? 395 00:13:27,153 --> 00:13:29,982 It means this! Ohhh, my God! 396 00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:32,332 I just wanted to give her a special treat before I left. 397 00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:34,465 I thought we were gonna wait until she was older. 398 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,076 Did I have to put thatin writing, too? 399 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,077 Can I sue him? I want to sue him. 400 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,993 You both have every right to be upset with me. 401 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,081 And maybe a few weeks away from me will do some good. 402 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,909 I'm just gonna get a cab to the airport. 403 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:45,128 Don't be crazy. We'll drive you. 404 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,695 No, I don't think I can handle 405 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,479 [voice breaking] a public emotional goodbye! 406 00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:51,047 Remember her? 407 00:13:59,142 --> 00:13:59,969 Damn it! 408 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,057 Dad? 409 00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:03,929 Of course I have the agendas, Claire. 410 00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:06,019 I was just... trying to prove a point. 411 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,020 I mean, what do you need those things for, anyway? 412 00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:11,067 Agendas -- they're crutches. They're for the weak. 413 00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:14,157 You think the founding fathers wrote down an agenda? 414 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,028 Well, isn't the Declaration of Inde-- 415 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,072 A leader leads, not reads. 416 00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:18,945 You go into that meeting with a bunch of agendas, 417 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,554 you're asking for their approval. 418 00:14:20,597 --> 00:14:21,947 "Like me! Like me! Like me!" 419 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,080 I say "No"! How many times have I told you -- 420 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,125 the first rule of being a good boss is 421 00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:28,041 "You don't need your employees to be your friends." 422 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,346 You need them to respect you! 423 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,783 Thank you. 424 00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:34,786 That is...exactly what I needed to hear. 425 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,961 I'm just doing my job. Yeah. 426 00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:38,746 Just trust your gut, kid. 427 00:14:38,789 --> 00:14:40,139 Double-click... 428 00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:42,010 on...yourself. 429 00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:45,797 [sniffs] 430 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,321 What smells so good? 431 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,756 I'm making my favorite lasagna 432 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:50,540 for my own "Welcome Home" dinner. 433 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:51,933 Uh-huh. Can I ask you a question? 434 00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:53,326 What? Do you think it's possible 435 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,503 that your brother snuck a girl in here last night? 436 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,070 I wouldn't be toosurprised. 437 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,985 So you think he's -- t-that they've been -- 438 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:02,205 Oh, come on, Dad. Don't be so naive. 439 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,772 We were all 17 once. 440 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,426 It's not like we all -- 441 00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:19,788 I sat there like that for 20 minutes. 442 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,224 And then I got some moreawful news. 443 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,182 [door opens] 444 00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:24,966 I just got an e-mail saying Family Camp was canceled -- 445 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,099 not enough sign-ups. 446 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,230 Ehh. That's it? 447 00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:29,971 You don't care at all, do you? 448 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:32,888 You're too busy running around with that girl from last night! 449 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,152 Yeah! That's right! I know everything! 450 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,849 How could you, Luke? 451 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,113 To be honest, I don't know why I was so upset. 452 00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:43,332 I knew I was supposedto be mad, but I couldn't figure out why, 453 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,596 so I just started saying a bunch of stuff. 454 00:15:45,639 --> 00:15:46,815 Under my roof?! 455 00:15:46,857 --> 00:15:47,859 That was weird. 456 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,904 In a bed that I paid for?! 457 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,254 What does that have to do with anything? 458 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,864 With your grandfather watching?! 459 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:53,865 What? 460 00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:55,215 But it wasn't half as crazy 461 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,476 as what I really wanted to yell, 462 00:15:56,519 --> 00:15:59,044 which was "Just stop growing up!" 463 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:02,048 Look, I'm not sure everything I said here makes sense, 464 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,485 but...just be careful and respectful. 465 00:16:05,528 --> 00:16:08,140 And you did break a big rule, 466 00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:11,057 so no car privileges for a month. 467 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,927 I don't need it anyway. 468 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,190 I just got dumped. 469 00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:24,025 We sat there like that for 20 minutes. 470 00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:27,508 Hi. How was your first day at work? 471 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,250 It was a little rough, but I kind of stumbled into something. 472 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,469 Aren't you going to ask him, Mommy? 473 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,644 What's he talking about? 474 00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:35,037 Nothing. 475 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,256 I was going to ask you to go to Juárez with me 476 00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:38,822 next week for my cousin's wedding, 477 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,043 but I know that you don't want to go, so I'll go alone. 478 00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:42,087 [sighs] [chuckles] 479 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,307 You're really not gonna go? 480 00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:47,875 Well, you heard her. She's fine going alone. 481 00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:50,661 If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with her, 482 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,184 you'll regret it. 483 00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:54,970 Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, 484 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,277 but soon, and for the rest of your life. 485 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,235 What did you say? Is that "Casablanca"? 486 00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:01,280 It doesn't take much to see 487 00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:03,847 the problems of three little people 488 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:06,763 don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 489 00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:08,983 Someday, you'll understand that. 490 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,071 Now, now. 491 00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:12,074 Here's looking at you, kid. 492 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,077 Gloria! About that wedding -- 493 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,862 I'm already booking the ticket! 494 00:17:17,905 --> 00:17:20,430 Okay, it's growing! 495 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,214 I'm on hold with the credit-card company. 496 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,433 Oh! We should probably try and figure out dinner. 497 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,435 I have no idea what we even have in the -- 498 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,134 Oh, my God. Lily, look. 499 00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:30,222 Daddy made us all this food. 500 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,355 "Heat for 20 minutes. Love me for the rest of time." 501 00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:34,791 Aww. "The sun will come out tamales." 502 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,142 [laughing] Oh, my God. 503 00:17:36,184 --> 00:17:37,795 You think he forgot about my curlers 504 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,362 because he was too busy cooking? 505 00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:40,363 Maybe. I don't kn-- 506 00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:42,365 Oh, yes. Hello? 507 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,279 Oh. Oka-- Okay. Well, thank you. 508 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,239 Um, Daddy bought a plane ticket 509 00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:48,197 to surprise us on the 4th of July. 510 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,112 That's why my credit card was over the limit. 511 00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:52,375 Now I feel bad for yelling at him. 512 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,160 Yeah, me too. 513 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,163 So, this is the end of the line. 514 00:17:57,205 --> 00:17:58,337 No. No! I told you! 515 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,339 You're gonna come visit, I'll come there -- 516 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,516 No. I meant security. 517 00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:03,604 Oh. 518 00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:05,519 So... none of that messy stuff, 519 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,478 because this is not goodbyegoodbye. 520 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,046 Yeah. We'll leave the drama to thosetwo. 521 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,134 [laughs nervously] 522 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,484 "Promise me you won't forget me, my darling. 523 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,401 "I'll love you until this pantsuit comes back in style." 524 00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:20,969 "I don't regret a single minute I've spent with you." 525 00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:23,363 "I think you're the first man I've ever loved." 526 00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:26,887 Not a single minute. 527 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:30,239 [voice breaking] You really are the first. 528 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,086 Now, I had pigs and cows when I was growing up -- 529 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,219 Cam! 530 00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:55,221 Oh, my gosh! What are you guys doing here? 531 00:18:55,263 --> 00:18:58,180 We spent the whole day thinking about ourselves, and then realized... 532 00:18:58,223 --> 00:19:00,269 you'vespent the whole day thinking about us, too. 533 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,228 So I brought you something to take to Missouri. 534 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,881 I'm coming with you, Daddy! 535 00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,883 Oh, my gosh! I get to keep her for the whole summer? 536 00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,232 Yeah! But won't you miss her? 537 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,058 No. No. 538 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,583 Because I'm coming, too! 539 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,237 Ooh-ho-ho-ho! My good-- 540 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:12,454 Well, what about work? 541 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,586 I figure I could work from there, 542 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,240 and, you know, fly back when I need to. 543 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,765 Think I could use a summer of smelling fresh biscuits -- 544 00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,201 and, apparently, throwing them. 545 00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:21,334 Well, look who thinks he's gonna qualify his first year. 546 00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:23,249 [chuckles] We're gonna be Missourians!Yeah. 547 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,381 ♪♪ 548 00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,777 Claire: Sometimes, you have one of those days 549 00:19:29,819 --> 00:19:31,386 where you are surrounded by people 550 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,606 but you still feel pretty lonely. 551 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:41,701 All you want to do is go home to the comfort of your family. 552 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:50,840 But sometimes, even your family can't give you that comfort. 553 00:19:52,059 --> 00:19:56,891 Because it turns out they've all had one of those days, too. 554 00:19:56,933 --> 00:20:01,068 All you can do is wait for days like that to be over... 555 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,679 so you can go to bed 556 00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:06,291 and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow. 557 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,815 Phil. 558 00:20:07,857 --> 00:20:10,296 Phil, I think I hear something in Luke's room. 559 00:20:10,338 --> 00:20:11,905 Again? 560 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,258 What? 561 00:20:16,301 --> 00:20:18,304 We know how much you love Family Camp. 562 00:20:18,346 --> 00:20:20,609 But it was canceled, and I thought you were all kind of over it. 563 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,960 We may be over it, but we're not over us. 564 00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:25,528 What do you think about Family Camp 2.0? 565 00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:28,182 Yeah, Phil, come on. Cab's gonna be here any minute. 566 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,315 Don't you have some packing to do? 567 00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:31,142 Why are we always waiting on you? 568 00:20:31,185 --> 00:20:33,101 I don't know where I'm packing for, 569 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,144 but I love this! 570 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,407 [laughter] 571 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,626 Phil: All right. How good do these look? 572 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,759 That's why they call them "New York's finest." 573 00:20:39,802 --> 00:20:41,500 Yeah, who needs a campfire 574 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,415 when we've got a metal box full of gray water? 575 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,852 Okay, everybody, picture. 576 00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:46,767 Uh, ma'am? Would you mind? 577 00:20:46,809 --> 00:20:49,422 Um, uh, get in the back. Get in the back. You're tall.Okay. Okay. 578 00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:50,509 Okay.All right. 579 00:20:50,552 --> 00:20:52,337 And... 580 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,252 And now we're down to threephones. 581 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,651 [Beep]Jay: Hey, boss. It's Dad. 582 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,522 I know I just started back, 583 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,525 but I'm taking a couple of days off, if that's okay. 584 00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:07,569 And if not, too bad. I'm in Juárez! 585 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:08,919 [Beep]Hey, Dad. It's Mitch. 586 00:21:08,962 --> 00:21:10,442 Uh, I'm in Missouri with Cam. 587 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,575 No, it's not a hostage situation. 588 00:21:12,618 --> 00:21:14,708 Anyway, uh, can you swing by our place and water our plants? 589 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,449 Oh, and don't forget about the Ficus in the bedroom. 590 00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:18,319 I know how much you love to go in there. 591 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:21,018 [Beep]Claire: Hey! It's your big sis, ya big sis. 592 00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:23,019 So, we all flew to New York this morning. 593 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,195 Thank God Dad came back to work. He can cover for me. 594 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,198 Anyway, listen, I think I left the back door unlocked. 595 00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:28,590 Can you check? 596 00:21:28,634 --> 00:21:31,028 Phil: Come to New York! The pretzels are huge!