1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:03,371 Oh, thank God, I smell coffee. 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,973 This morning has gotten off to a bit of a rocky... 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,475 Horror Picture Show. 4 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,210 What did you do to your face? 5 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,545 Just a little color, to make my eyes pop. 6 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,914 Like yours are now. 7 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:15,683 Is this how we find out you're transitioning? 8 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:16,984 Oh, please don't pick a young name. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,586 The world doesn't need a 50-year-old Jasmine. 10 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,355 Trust me, this'll look completely normal on camera. 11 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:24,858 This just in -- I'm gonna be on the news. 12 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,927 They're doing a segment on the real-estate market, 13 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,229 and I'm their local expert. 14 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,264 Back to you, Claire. 15 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:33,767 I'm still reeling from the last time you were on the news. 16 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,603 And while people have found all sorts of ways 17 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,206 to beat the heat, one local man is using his head. 18 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:41,041 Is it warm out? I hadn't noticed. 19 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,677 Oop. Looks like I need to re-apply. 20 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:44,878 To clown college? 21 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,917 Haley, go with him. 22 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,585 Make sure he gets all that stuff off his face. 23 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,554 I'll pack paper towels and a squeegee. 24 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,856 Ugh. What is wrong with me? I feel so fuzzy. 25 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,393 Oh, stop being so hard on yourself. It's just arm hair. 26 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,229 I can't figure out this crossword puzzle. 27 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,564 I -- I think mono turned my mind to mush. 28 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:04,698 What's the clue? Maybe I can help. 29 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,102 Thanks, Mom. Feels good to laugh. 30 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,437 What is so funny? 31 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,105 I am a well-read college graduate. 32 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,441 I think I'm capable of doing a crossword puzzle. 33 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,775 Okay, professor. 34 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:18,379 Six-letter word, Archimedes' exclamation. 35 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,748 I don't like you right now. 36 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,450 Ugh. Why can't I get this? 37 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,385 Archimedes' exclamation. 38 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,886 Eureka. 39 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,788 We may never know the answer to that clue, 40 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,957 but it made me realize this was my chance 41 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,825 to finally beat Alex at Scrabble. 42 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,894 I have never beaten her. 43 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,230 She's not the nicest winner. 44 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,565 I win, you lose! 45 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,933 * I win! I win! You lose! * 46 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,502 Win, win, win, win, win, win, win! 47 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:42,670 Lose, lose, lose, lose, lose! 48 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,881 ** 49 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,753 -Thank you for bweakfast. -You're welcome, sweetie. 50 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:03,424 Did you hear that? "Bweakfast." 51 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,794 It's a good thing that we're taking him to speech therapy. 52 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:11,832 I want everybody to understand every single thing he says. 53 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,602 Do you want marmalade on your brioche toast? 54 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,103 Not a clue. 55 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,372 You're probably right to nip that speech problem in the bud. 56 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:20,174 Mitchell had a lisp we let slide. 57 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,942 Now we got a lifetime of "What if?" 58 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,277 That is so offensive. 59 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,613 A lisp doesn't make you gay. 60 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:29,217 Being gay makes you lisp. 61 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,052 Well, I finished the video for my Juilliard application. 62 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,521 I think they're going to be blown away. 63 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,122 Art school, huh? Well, you can always 64 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,690 sell oranges by the side of the road. 65 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:37,858 Don't listen to him. 66 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,127 Go to your art school, be a playwright. 67 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:40,994 Thank you. 68 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:43,964 You can live here as long as you want. 69 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:47,235 ** 70 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:50,904 * How does an artsy, well-read, child of divorce * 71 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,473 * A Columbian dropped 72 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,975 * In the middle of a forgotten plot * 73 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,245 * In suburbia with confidence and -- * 74 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,513 You copied that from that play "Hamilton," right? 75 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,081 I'm not sure "copied" is the word. 76 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,416 It's more of an homage. 77 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,918 Well, I homaged it about two weeks on "Jay Talking." 78 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,019 You saw that episode, right? 79 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,888 -Okay. -I rhymed "rice pudding" 80 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,357 with "Cuba Gooding." 81 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,859 Both delicious, by the way. 82 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,427 Oh, good God. 83 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,195 There are thousands of "Hamilton" parodies, 84 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,097 and half of them are college applications. 85 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,367 It's okay, Papi. Maybe the people in New York 86 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,201 haven't heard about "Hamilton." 87 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:23,837 The deadline for early admission is tomorrow. 88 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,673 I'll never come up with something great by then. 89 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,575 Yes, you will, and I'll help. 90 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:28,909 You'd do that for me? 91 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,511 Anything for you, kid. 92 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,446 I got to get this kid out of the house. 93 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,881 All his crazy quirks. 94 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,349 The farther away, the better. 95 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:39,387 I keep leaving brochures around for schools at sea. 96 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,389 All right, carb up, buddy. 97 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,523 Tackle these pancakes 98 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,958 like it's fourth and goal on the one-yard line. 99 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:47,395 Good one, Coach. 100 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,530 Life's more fun when you put stuff in football terms. 101 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,931 Pancakes, yay! 102 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,066 Oh, uh, we're actually out of those. 103 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,368 You can have the rest. 104 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,370 No, no! We put some performance supplements in there 105 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,738 that could mess with you as a lady. 106 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:58,772 What else is there? 107 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,574 Well, I'm going to the store later. 108 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,042 In the meantime, you can have some fruit. 109 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,278 That's real? I thought it was just for show. 110 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,814 My star player Dwight has been living with us 111 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,048 ever since his father 112 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,418 was transferred to an army base in Florida. 113 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,786 He's doing his part for our country, 114 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:16,089 so I thought I could do my part for our team. 115 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,225 Who's to say who the bigger hero is. 116 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,260 I will. He is. 117 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:23,063 I've had to wake up a half hour earlier to use the bathroom -- 118 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,998 The soldier is the hero. 119 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,634 Ugh. What are we gonna do? 120 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,968 Oh, sweetie, I know. 121 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,737 -Ready to go? -Yes! Yes! 122 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,505 Dwight and I are going shopping. 123 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,607 He's gonna help me pick out some cool new kicks. 124 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,676 Like Richard Gere taking Julia Roberts to the store. 125 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,011 That is right. We watched "Pretty Woman" last night. 126 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,150 I guess that would've been my window to eat something. 127 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:46,153 Okay, hold still. You have very deep-set eyes. 128 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,456 In college, they called my "The Raccoon." 129 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,290 Although, that could've been because I climbed in 130 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:53,461 through the doggy door at Zeta house and stole a pie. 131 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,662 My God. 132 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,597 I'm beautiful. 133 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,866 Honey, you could do this for a living. 134 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,033 I have thought about it. 135 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,135 I've been practicing on people since Luke was 3. 136 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,037 Mo-o-o-o-ther nature. 137 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,706 You're not gonna believe who's behind you. 138 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,341 Rainer Shine! Who? 139 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,510 The weatherman. Don't you watch the news? 140 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,211 Yeah, at the gas station. 141 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,046 He's coming this way. Just... 142 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,214 Whoa, careful now. 143 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,783 There's a stipulation in my contract -- 144 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,284 I have to be the best-looking guy here. 145 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,986 Stop it. 146 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,120 Rainer Shine. 147 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,556 It's, just, s-so nice to meet you. 148 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,957 That isn't your real name, is it? 149 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,559 Ow, I'm not letting you behind that curtain. 150 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,160 That's my name, and these are my teeth. 151 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:28,228 My name's Phil Dunphy. 152 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,730 I'm doing a little real-estate segment. 153 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,164 Could become a regular thing. 154 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:34,568 This is my make-up artist/daughter, Haley Dunphy. 155 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,069 It is a pleasure. You know, I think 156 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,572 you sold my neighbor's house -- Doris Jacobs. 157 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:41,074 Uh, white, mid-century, big back porch? 158 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,209 That's her. 159 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,044 I need to wash my hands. Where's the restroom? 160 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,513 Oh, of course. You're gonna want to 161 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,681 go down that hallway, push through the big double doors. 162 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,149 You're gonna see some air vents on the way there. 163 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,384 It's just past that cold-air system. 164 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,819 Bring a sweater. 165 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,587 It tends to get a little chilly in that neck of the woods. 166 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,255 Wow. Wow. 167 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,390 Nice shooting the breeze with you, Phil. 168 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:59,092 You too. Hey, uh, listen. 169 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,327 This might be kind weird, 170 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,162 but would you ever want to grab a beer? 171 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,096 Sure. Sounds like fun. 172 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,665 All right! 173 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,999 Here you go. Oh! C-- call me three times. 174 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,167 I'm kidding. 175 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,836 Just call me once. Tonight -- if you're around. 176 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,904 I'll see if I can squeeze you into my 10-day outlook. 177 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,473 Okay. 178 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,277 Do meet your heroes. 179 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,712 What have you got? 180 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,448 What says to Juilliard, "I'm your guy"? 181 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,550 I look straight into the camera and say, 182 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,686 "Molière, Beckett, Delgado." 183 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,455 Yes, it's bold to include my own name, 184 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:29,690 but so is the sheer act of putting pen to paper. 185 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,591 You're kidding, right? 186 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:31,759 Why? What's wrong? 187 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:34,394 It's smug and privileged and precious. 188 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,896 No art school's gonna want that. 189 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,431 Okay. How about this? 190 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,232 We open on a blank sheet of paper. 191 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:42,402 Under a Mozart fugue, we suddenly see a drop of blood. 192 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,872 Is it the admissions committee slitting their wrists? 193 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,774 Fine. 194 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,108 The year is 18-- 195 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,444 No! You're on the wrong track here. 196 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,613 They're gonna get a million applications 197 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:53,881 from artsy little snots. 198 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,282 You've got to stand out. 199 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:58,085 When everybody else zigs, you've got to zoink. 200 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,620 Isn't it "zag"? 201 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:02,389 Exactly. 202 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,624 Hi. We're back. 203 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,993 I don't know what this is, but I love it. 204 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,995 There's mud out front, so Dwight insisted. 205 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,430 Apparently, they're not cool after you get them dirty. 206 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:11,632 Oh! 207 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,133 Last night, we also watch "An Officer and a Gentleman." 208 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,602 Yeah, he lift me up where I belong. 209 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,236 - Okay. - Knock, knock! 210 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,005 Yeah. Hi, Ms. Pasternack. 211 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,272 I got to go meet some friends. 212 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,908 -I'll see you guys later? -Okay. Be careful, Dwight. 213 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,243 Here. I brought by some more liquor bottles 214 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,612 for Lily's project. 215 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,446 Wha-- wh-- what project? 216 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,248 I don't know. I caught her going through 217 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,417 my garbage, and she said she needed liquor bottles. 218 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,685 Well, that's weird. 219 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:34,021 Anyway, tell her I'll have a couple more for her tomorrow. 220 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,789 Okay. Bye-bye. Take care. 221 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:36,857 She can't baby sit anymore. 222 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,091 What project? 223 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,092 I don't know. 224 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,193 We've got a problem here. 225 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,496 Look what I found under Dwight's bed. 226 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:43,964 Oh. Oh. 227 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,165 Yeah, it's too bad. 228 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,334 He brought such a great energy to the house. 229 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,602 Mitchell. 230 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,203 I just need a minute to process this. 231 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,045 But the bottom line, Karen, is, your viewers should work 232 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,647 with a realtor they can trust. 233 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,650 Someone they can look in the eye. 234 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,987 Boop! 235 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,323 I'm confused. You want me to see that? 236 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,826 Well, someone there said I was a real natural. 237 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:13,961 I can't remember who it was. 238 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,463 Oh, that's right -- Rainer Shine. 239 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,031 The cheesy weatherman? 240 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,801 No, the award-winning meteorologist. 241 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,136 He's the recipient of back-to-back Golden Showers. 242 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,638 That cannot be the actual name -- 243 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:25,706 It's their Oscars. Oh. 244 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,241 Anyway, I gave him my number. 245 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,409 He called. 246 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,744 We're grabbing drinks tonight. 247 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:31,845 No big deal. I agree. 248 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,714 Please. We both know it's a super big deal. 249 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,716 I am happy that you have a new friend. 250 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:36,984 Be good to have some guy time. 251 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:37,818 Yeah. Well... 252 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,588 My makeup. 253 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,190 I have, like, three D's. 254 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,491 Well, it's better than any report card 255 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,325 you ever brought home. 256 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,194 What are you guys doing? 257 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,428 Skydiving. 258 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,730 Ugh. I see where he gets it from. 259 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,833 Wake me when it's my turn. 260 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,035 I thought I could finally beat her because she's sick. 261 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,170 I just want her to lose so bad. 262 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,172 Yeah. So do I. 263 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:01,875 Cheating? 264 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,376 Are we really doing this? 265 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:06,346 That smug sister of yours needs to be taken down a peg. 266 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,281 Ooh! Peg. 267 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,183 Think bigger. 268 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,384 Pegs. 269 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,623 Okay, Joe, repeat after me. 270 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:19,259 Red rover, red rover, red rover. 271 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,395 Wed wovah, wed wovah, wed wovah. 272 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,097 Okay, now I want you to try it 273 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,533 with a big smile on your face. 274 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,937 Red rover, red rover, red rover. 275 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:30,971 Oh. 276 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,240 I am sorry. It's just sometimes I feel 277 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,708 like my accent gets a little 278 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,644 and it's gonna 279 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,746 rub off on Fulgencio Joseph. 280 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,748 Well, you shouldn't blame yourself, 281 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,482 if that's what you just said. 282 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:45,385 I actually have some exercises that can help you. 283 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,421 Like Betty bought a bit of butter, 284 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,423 but found the butter bitter. 285 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,226 Betty bought a bit 'a bootie, 286 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,629 but da bootie bittah. 287 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,664 Uh... 288 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,902 This is a pretty bad neighborhood, Jay. 289 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,436 This is the story that we're telling -- 290 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,905 scrappy young kid, born into poverty 291 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,740 with the deck stacked against him. 292 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,008 I have a calligraphy tutor. 293 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,610 Hop out. I want to start shooting. 294 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,779 Hey, you're staying in car? 295 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,947 I'm gonna drive alongside and film you. 296 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,016 Go ahead. It's perfectly safe. 297 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,287 Hey. Did you just lock the door? 298 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,588 The car does that automatically. 299 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,123 Here. Try on this hair net. 300 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,624 Isn't this a little over the top? 301 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,326 Was "Stand and Deliver" over the top? 302 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,494 Yes, it was. 303 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,296 Fine, then act angry, like you're sick of 304 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,931 taking orders from the white man. 305 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,199 Yeah, that I can do. 306 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,935 Walk along that wall, read from your script. 307 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:35,836 Go. 308 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,504 Hola! 309 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,272 "Welcome to the streets I call home. 310 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,474 It's tough out here, so I've had to be tougher. 311 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,610 Because in a place where violence is currency 312 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,845 and pain is your best friend..." 313 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,980 Okay, this is embarrassing. Please don't shoot this. 314 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,281 You're doing good! 315 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,450 Hey, pretend like you're climbing over the wall, 316 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,219 in case we want to say this is Mexico. 317 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,320 Not gonna happen. 318 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,621 Fine. 319 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,856 Here's some spray-paint. 320 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,391 Bubble letter me something about gringos. 321 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,865 Oh, I wonder who that could be. 322 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,066 Oh, Officer. 323 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,801 Is there a problem? 324 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,169 I'm here to arrest Dwight Bullock 325 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,371 for underage drinking. 326 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,174 We wanted to give Lily a chance to come clean on her own. 327 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,976 Luckily, we have a friend of a friend 328 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,510 who dresses as a cop for work. 329 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,080 He also undresses as a cop for work. 330 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,015 Remember, just act upset, okay? 331 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:22,883 Okay. 332 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,184 Dwight Bullock. 333 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,418 I have to arrest you. 334 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,755 You've been a bad boy. 335 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,257 But I didn't do it! 336 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,524 I'm innocent! 337 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,727 I don't know how that bottle got under the bed! 338 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,228 Now we're gonna take it down a notch. 339 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,696 Hold out your wrists. 340 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,565 I've got to take you downtown. 341 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,768 Dwight, I am very disappointed in you. 342 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,235 There's no more football. 343 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,071 No more school. 344 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,939 Lily, is there anything you'd like to say to Dwight 345 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,541 before he's taken to jail. 346 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,676 I guess. 347 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,711 Martha Stewart said she used the prison time 348 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:52,846 to work on herself. 349 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,081 That is enough! W-w-we know 350 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,682 you put the bottle under Dwight's bed. 351 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,117 You owe him an apology this minute. 352 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,385 It isn't fair! 353 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,053 He eats everything, he's always in the bathroom, 354 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,089 you're watching movies with him, shopping with him. 355 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,057 And you two don't even love me anymore! 356 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,192 -Lily! -That is not -- 357 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,693 Lily, honey! 358 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,061 Do you have the keys to these? 359 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,898 I usually let the person who hired me find it in my pants. 360 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,399 Well, if that is the custom, I -- 361 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,101 Mitchell. 362 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,407 Oh, my God. Again? 363 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,409 Small bladder, big brain. 364 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,977 That's why we're tied. 365 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,049 I need a "T," an "L," and a "W." 366 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,218 "T," "L"... 367 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,253 Hopefully she's too sleepy to notice that she got 368 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,454 three W's on her board. 369 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,755 Also, can I take a pee? 370 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,825 Yeah. Coming right up. 371 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,595 Hmm. 372 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,730 Something wrong? 373 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,398 I texted Rainer, like, three hours ago. 374 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,466 He hasn't responded. 375 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,068 I'm sure he's just playing hard to get. 376 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,303 It's just weird. We had such a great time last night. 377 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,738 I bet he's busy. 378 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,506 He's a weatherman in southern California. 379 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,641 He has to be ready in case 380 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,309 temperatures plunge below 70 degrees. 381 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,112 For your information, there is a wind advisory tonight. 382 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,580 In fact, I'm gonna go take down my chimes. 383 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,582 Whoa! 384 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,017 Oh. Not him? 385 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,318 No. I sold a house. 386 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,088 He's probably just having dinner. 387 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,356 He could be on a date. 388 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,623 Apparently, he's quite the player. 389 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,659 Makes sense. That could charm the pants off -- 390 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,127 What the what?! 391 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:14,995 Hey, Dad. 392 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,296 There he is! 393 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,305 What is happening? Why are you kissing him?! 394 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,673 He dropped some serious cash at dinner, 395 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,841 so I figured, what the hell? 396 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,977 And you. How could you do this? 397 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,544 Do what? Actually, I'm -- I'm taking it 398 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,847 kind of slow because she's your daughter. Eh. 399 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,615 Yeah, she is, and she's half your age. 400 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,649 You're despicable. 401 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,685 Oh, come on. Now, listen. Hi. Claire. 402 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,720 Rainer, come in. We'll just talk this out. 403 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,123 I would like that because I -- I don't quite understand -- 404 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,524 What friendship means? 405 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,659 Look, Phil, I -- I want to figure this out, 406 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,461 but right now, I have to get to Chavez Ridge 407 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,696 and cover this wind event. Mm. 408 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,164 You know what? 409 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,699 We're not friends. 410 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,566 Go. 411 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,801 Get... 412 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,869 Phil? 413 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,638 You're being ridiculous. 414 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,108 You really want to leave things like that? 415 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:08,348 From now on, we're getting our weather from Tricia Tazaki! 416 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:15,222 Fred fed Ted bread. 417 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:19,692 Ted fed Fred bread. 418 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,561 What am I looking at? 419 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,832 Joe's doctor gave me some sp-heech exer-cises 420 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,069 to help me speak more clear-ely. 421 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,505 The problem is I fee-ear 422 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,176 I have forgotten how I used to talk. 423 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,678 Well, if it's any consolation, this isn't any worse. 424 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,047 Manny! Check this out. 425 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,749 I think I took a stab at finishing your video essay. 426 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,620 In a world divided into the haves and have-nots, 427 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,389 a boy was born. 428 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,891 It's tough out here, so I've had to be tougher. 429 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,927 On the streets, you can't trust anyone. 430 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,363 Even your closest compadre could turn on you. 431 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,564 Please don't shoot! 432 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,768 Every day was a battle for your s-- 433 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,437 I can't send this to Juilliard. 434 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,272 It's all lies. 435 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,040 That's right, Manny. 436 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,077 Do not change who you are or you will lo-o-ose 437 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,379 what makes you spe-cial. 438 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,880 Am I still do-ing it? 439 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,048 They're not all lies. 440 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,583 I hear you the stories you two tell about 441 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:17,784 the neighborhoods you lived in, 442 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,819 growing up on the passenger seat of a cab. 443 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,489 Sure, I put in what we professionals call "sizzle," 444 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,324 but this is a part of who you are. 445 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,326 And it's a lot easier to root for 446 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:30,030 than a kid who insists that 72% of his chocolate is cocoa. 447 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,765 It's "cacao." 448 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,635 I believe that that is his point. 449 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,239 What was that? 450 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,740 How about I ask the questions. 451 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,575 When did you two set up this little rendezvous? 452 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,843 While I was killing it on the air? 453 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:44,844 He called me today. 454 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:45,812 How'd he get your number? 455 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,014 He said you gave it to him. 456 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,281 That lying sack -- 457 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,516 Uh-oh. 458 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,853 Anyway, I dated my makeup girl for a while, 459 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,822 but, uh, then she had to leave town. 460 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,425 Oh. Wow. Well, if -- if it's not crossing a line, 461 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,660 can I give you my daughter Haley's number? 462 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,295 Really? Yeah, she's available, 463 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,797 and she actually expressed some interest. 464 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,366 Well, I'm definitely interested. 465 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,668 Well, then let's make this happen. 466 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,138 Phil Denphy, you are the best! 467 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,639 No. 468 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,707 I thought it was about a makeup job. 469 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:15,775 I like him. 470 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,044 He's a good guy. 471 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,478 No, he's not. 472 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,513 He's a great guy. 473 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,115 Dad, run to him. 474 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,652 Claire, I'm going out! 475 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,953 Uh... 476 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,621 Admit it, it's over. 477 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,957 I'm ahead by 50 points, and you have two tiles left. 478 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,991 There's got to be something! 479 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,960 I -- ugh -- Why can't I see it?! 480 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,297 Six months ago, I was at Caltech, and now -- ugh -- work. 481 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,531 Relax, honey. 482 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,899 It's just a game. 483 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:40,967 What if it's more than that? 484 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,170 What if mono permanently changed my brain? 485 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,038 I've always defined myself by my intelligence, 486 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:48,208 and if that's gone, who am I? 487 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:52,912 A loser. 488 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,847 Luke! No! 489 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:55,982 We cheated. 490 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,517 Luke and I messed with the tiles. 491 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,918 What?! Yeah, it's just that, 492 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,653 you're the smartest one in the family, 493 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,721 and you always rub it in, 494 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,256 and it doesn't make us feel good. 495 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,557 Wow. 496 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,093 I am so sorry. 497 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,728 I feel terrible that I've been making you guys feel this way. 498 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,498 Thank you for opening up to me about it. 499 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,734 Otherwise, I never would have known that you cheated, 500 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,169 which means that... 501 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:19,672 I win, you lose! I win! You lose! I win! You lose! 502 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,208 I win you lose. 503 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,942 God, I'm so tired. 504 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,945 If you want to shave off her eyebrows, I'm cool with that. 505 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,951 Lily, honey, what're you doing? 506 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,420 Okay. Her first ice out. 507 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,287 Be strong. 508 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,722 G-- Lily. 509 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,290 All right, all right, come on. 510 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,592 What you did to Dwight was wrong, okay? 511 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,461 We're very disappointed in you. 512 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,563 Yes, and there's gonna be consequences. 513 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,465 -Mm-hmm. -No electronics for a week. 514 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,700 That'll be worse for you than for me. 515 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,436 No dessert. 516 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,937 Okay, that hurts. 517 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,939 That being said, we could've handled things 518 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:53,940 a little bit better. 519 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:54,907 We should've talked to you 520 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,543 before having Dwight move in. 521 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,278 You mean I could have stopped it? 522 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,713 Well, no, but at least we would've know how you felt, 523 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,115 and we could've made things easier for you. 524 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,385 Sweetie, look, I, of all people, know what it feels like 525 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,254 to go from being the center of attention -- 526 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,456 I went through it with my parents back on the farm, 527 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,723 when they brought home a seven-pound 528 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,991 little pink bundle of joy and said, 529 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,226 "You're gonna share your room --" 530 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,094 We all know it's gonna be a pig. 531 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,264 Anyway, he would snore... 532 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,931 Okay, I'm sorry I lied. 533 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,099 Thank you. 534 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,834 You have to apologize to Dwight, too. Mm. 535 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,836 I'll try to catch him in between bites. 536 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,804 Oh! 537 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,139 Hey, I have an idea. 538 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,840 Let's think of something we can all do together, okay? 539 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,309 Just the four of us. 540 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,410 Anything you want. 541 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,180 Absolutely anything. 542 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,449 Three years ago, they gave me an "absolutely anything," 543 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,485 and I wasted it on a Popsicle. 544 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,154 That was not gonna happen again. 545 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,256 Well, now, this is a lovely party. 546 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,258 -Mm. -It's a splendid afternoon. 547 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,293 More tea? 548 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,827 No thanks. My cup is still full. 549 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,995 No, it isn't. 550 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:49,862 But I didn't drink it all. 551 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,431 Just take the tea. 552 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,166 Anyway, after the lightning strike, 553 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,001 I had the perm for, like, two years. 554 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,035 How's that? 555 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:56,969 Rainer! 556 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,205 Phil. 557 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,772 What are you doing here? 558 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,174 You're not one of those storm chasers, are you? 559 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,776 Not since the movie "Twister" exposed how cutthroat it is. 560 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,011 I came here to apologize. 561 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,279 Oh, you don't have to do that. 562 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,480 Yes, I do. 563 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,216 I was confused, and I said a bunch of stuff 564 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,217 that you didn't deserve. 565 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,985 It did hit me, right around the mid-section. 566 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:16,323 Listen, Haley's old enough to make her own decisions. 567 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:20,159 I really like her, but if dating her is gonna be a problem... 568 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,729 I don't love the 25-year age difference. 569 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,864 It's actually 20...2 -- 570 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,032 22. 571 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,967 Le-- I would just hate to think 572 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,303 that dating her meant that you and I 573 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,306 still couldn't be, you know, friends. 574 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,074 You still want to be friends? 575 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,243 I do! 576 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,077 Phil, I know a million people, 577 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,713 but I really don't have a lot of real friends. 578 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,748 Not even the sports guy? 579 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,650 You guys are always laughing so crazy hard 580 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,851 out of the commercials. 581 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,753 Chip Fielder? No. That's all fake. 582 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,389 Fake as Tricia Tazaki's shelter dogs! 583 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,490 Careful, buddy. 584 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,924 Look, maybe you should go. 585 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,326 I'm not going anywhere! 586 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,328 I'm going live in a second. You're in my shot. 587 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,597 Oh. I get it. Call me. 588 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,998 Call me! 589 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,002 That's right, Steve, but you're gonna want 590 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,537 to leave your kites at home tonight. 591 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,940 My wind-erful forecast right after this. 592 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,716 My name is Manny Delgado, 593 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,385 and I'm two people. 594 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,787 I'm the child of an immigrant single mother, 595 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,690 who taught me to believe in myself and dream big. 596 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,626 I'm also the step-son of a businessman 597 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,528 who opened his home and his heart to me 598 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,029 and showed me, by example, 599 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,465 how to make those dreams come true. 600 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,435 Whatever I am, whatever I have to give, 601 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,505 is a product of these two very different worlds. 602 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,410 It was so sweet that Jay cried a little bit. 603 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,544 He's a good kid. 604 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,279 And it's gonna be weird around here without him, 605 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:49,316 but at least I'll always have my special girl. 606 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,883 Mmm! 607 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,820 And you'd never leave me, would you, baby? Mm! 608 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,292 I just want you to know 609 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,761 I'm really okay with you dating Rainer. 610 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,795 Thanks, Dad. 611 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,897 Yeah, he's got a really nice house -- 612 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,466 Jacuzzi tub in his bathroom. 613 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,600 Don't love that you know that. 614 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,168 Look up. 615 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,603 Hey, he mentioned this hair spray 616 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,171 that's just oil and a little sea salt. 617 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,906 Oh, that's more for conditioning that hold. 618 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,241 Okay, wow, that was a close one. 619 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,108 All right. 620 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,144 Now, brush... 621 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,278 blot... 622 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,315 And beautiful. Thanks, honey. 623 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,317 It's really great they're having you back on the news. 624 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,985 No, no, I'm getting a new driver's license photo. 625 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:31,658 -- Captions by VITA --