1 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:05,173 Great. The karaoke machine. 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,340 Thanks, Uncle Mitch. 3 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:07,875 It's Cam's, and he loves it. 4 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:09,843 He's never more than two glasses of wine away 5 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:11,912 from treating us all to an impromptu concert. 6 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,647 It's 100 bucks if you break it. 7 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,416 Really? Do you want more? 8 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,086 Who's America's favorite TV mom? 9 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,887 Could it be June... 10 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,089 Cleaver? 11 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,690 That must make me the Beaver. 12 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,093 I can't hear too well. How hard is Luke laughing? 13 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,327 Don't waste this gold on me. 14 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,761 Get over to the Hendersons' party, 15 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:30,831 put your keys in a bowl, do the Hustle. 16 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,200 Relax. 17 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,367 Your uncool parents 18 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,835 aren't gonna hang around your party 19 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,170 and make it all lame. 20 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:39,073 Of course not. Hey. 21 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:42,343 I just heard a story about a kid who had an unsupervised party 22 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,678 and one of the guests broke his leg 23 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,580 because he jumped off the roof onto a trampoline 24 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:47,781 and sued the parents. 25 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,583 We have a trampoline. And a roof. 26 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:50,851 I need to know that you're joking. 27 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,953 Mom, I have everything under control. 28 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:55,022 Claire, come on! 29 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,024 He's a responsible young man! 30 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,293 Have a little faith in your son. 31 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,928 These are all the emergency numbers. 32 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:02,930 That's Fire, Police, Poison Control, Homeland Security. 33 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,565 You're in charge. 34 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,534 I mean, unless you... happen to have other plans. 35 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,569 Yeah, let's just pretend I partied too hard last night. 36 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:09,637 You're an animal. 37 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:10,704 Ugh! Hmm? 38 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,039 Dang it! What's wrong? 39 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,207 Is this flower straight? 40 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,608 I don't know. Oh! 41 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:17,044 Halloween prank! 42 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,779 That's payback from last year. 43 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,381 A Pritchett always pays his debts. 44 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,116 I have no idea what you're talking about. 45 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,651 The Friedmans' pool party. 46 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,553 That's what I say. 47 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,788 What is -- Classic. 48 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,557 The old fly in the plastic ice cube gag. 49 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,459 Very funny! Very -- 50 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:32,560 No! 51 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,094 Ha, ha! 52 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,763 You're melting! 53 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,931 You're melting! 54 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:40,468 I did the ice cube. 55 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,636 Well, now you're the one who's wet. 56 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,772 Not really. Most of it's on the floor. 57 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,740 Phil, are you okay? 58 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,342 I'm fine. Yeah. 59 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,144 Hey, you know what the Beaver said 60 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,645 when he slipped in water? 61 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,147 Damn it? Damn it. 62 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:56,350 ** 63 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,530 Jay, as a Catholic, I do not feel right about this. 64 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,299 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. 65 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,634 It's the perfect family costume. 66 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,770 It doesn't even make sense. Joe should be the Jesus. 67 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,038 Yeah! 68 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,540 "Joe" short for "Joseph." 69 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,842 "Jay" short for "Jaysus." 70 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,811 It's the only way it makes sense. 71 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,346 But he's the child. 72 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,647 You're overthinking it. 73 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,549 Huh? You get who this is, right? 74 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:29,517 Harriet Tub Man? 75 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,019 Oh, Joyce Carol Floats. 76 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,456 Farrah Faucet, spelled F-A-U -- 77 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,690 Yeah, I get it. 78 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,192 And why are you only guessing women? 79 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,461 I'm Dalton Trumbo, blacklisted screenwriter, 80 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,029 wrote in a bathtub. 81 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,497 I'm a little worried that because of the movie, 82 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,065 a lot of people will have this costume. 83 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,134 I think you're good. Nobody going to Luke's party 84 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,902 will ever be able to figure out that costume. 85 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,904 Yeah, that's why I'm going to a different party. 86 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:53,307 You're not skipping Luke's party to go to someone else's. 87 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,209 There's going to be a million people at Luke's. 88 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:57,211 He's not going to care whether or not I attend. 89 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:00,914 Manny, is this because Luke beat you for class president? 90 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:04,385 Why can't you get over this devastating humiliation? 91 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,986 Because something keeps me reminding me. 92 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,388 But it has nothing to do with that. 93 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:08,689 Sophie Chambers is throwing a party 94 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,324 with a much more sophisticated crow-- 95 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,426 You're not going to any party thrown by any member 96 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,662 of that crooked Earl Chambers' family. 97 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,665 That bastard stole my closet company right out from under me! 98 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,333 No, no, no, no, no. 99 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,435 Don't say the word "bastard" when you're dressed like Jesus! 100 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,537 And you -- never turn your back on family. 101 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,774 My cousin Gomez skipped my other cousin Gomez's party, 102 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:30,177 and my cousin Gomez felt completely stabbed in the back. 103 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,012 Because he -- Because he was. 104 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,848 Come on. The party's going to be at Sophie's grandpa's mansion. 105 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,617 It's the social event of the season. 106 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,952 -You're going to Luke's! -That's not fair! 107 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,854 You heard your mother! You're going to Luke's! 108 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,590 You're going to Earl's. What? 109 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,392 You're gonna put dead fish in his shoes. 110 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,727 And I'm gonna cover for you if your mother gets suspicious. 111 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,861 Where am I going to hide fish? 112 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:48,962 You're in a bathtub! 113 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,566 Happy Halloween! Thank you. Happy Halloween. 114 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,967 They just took one, right? Yes. 115 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,736 How much candy do we have to hand out 116 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,237 before I go trick-or-treating? 117 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,872 Can't I just take a knife and go by myself? 118 00:03:58,906 --> 00:03:59,873 No! 119 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,509 No one would mess with me. 120 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,546 I told you she was too young for "West Side Story." 121 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,715 Hmm. W-What are you doing? 122 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,883 What? It's my one and only candy bar for the night. 123 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,385 No more Snickers. 124 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,120 If you don't want to hear any more snickers 125 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,489 then don't pretend that's your last candy bar. 126 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:18,426 Cam doesn't react well to candy. 127 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:22,596 Which is why I never eat it. Except on Halloween. 128 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:25,299 And I admit, in years past, I may have overindulged. 129 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,900 Which leads to a crazy high 130 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,103 followed by a tearful, self-loathing crash. 131 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,806 To Days of Red Vines and Roses. 132 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,308 Trick or treat! 133 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,276 Yep, just take one. 134 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:40,013 I know that laugh. Not this year. 135 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,014 Drop it. 136 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,182 You're crazy. 137 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,651 Yeah, crazy for justice! 138 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:44,952 And just because you're dressed like a villain 139 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,186 doesn't mean you have to act like one! 140 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,988 Oh, my God. Can you believe that? 141 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,189 Yes, a 9-year-old kid 142 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,358 wanting extra candy on Halloween. 143 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,925 Oh, it is baffling. 144 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,761 Speaking of 9-year-olds wanting candy on Halloween... 145 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:54,995 Okay, just a second, honey. 146 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,530 Cam, maybe grabbing a kid's arm 147 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,098 is where we draw the line. 148 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,967 I think I read that in every single law book. 149 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,102 This sounds like something we could be talking about on the sidewalk. 150 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,638 Okay, just a second, honey. You know what, Mitchell? 151 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,775 That same little jerk grabs a handful of candy every year. 152 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,377 He's my Halloween nemesis. 153 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,512 There is a social contract. 154 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,514 You say "trick or treat," you get one piece of candy. 155 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,016 That breaks down, we're just a hop, skip, and a jump 156 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:20,053 to a lawless wasteland where we use beads and teeth for money! 157 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,555 That was your first candy bar, you say? 158 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,056 You think maybe you should have a little protein 159 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,057 to balance that out? 160 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,526 I don't need any protein. 161 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,127 Oh! 162 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,996 I feel like the universe is telling you differently. 163 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,197 Who did that?! 164 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,334 He went that way! Past all the houses handing out candy! 165 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,103 I'm on it! 166 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,072 No, see, his name is Joe. 167 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,509 Yeah, but wouldn't the child be Jesus? 168 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,511 I got to take this. 169 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,345 Tell her what we're doing with this. 170 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,847 My husband is going to hell 171 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,716 and he's trying to take us with him. 172 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,983 Hello? 173 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,219 Okay, I'm in Earl's bedroom. 174 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,654 Do you want me to show you his shoes 175 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,389 so you can pick which ones I shove fish into? 176 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,190 Follow your heart, kid. Wait a minute. What's that? 177 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,426 What? 178 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,927 That picture on the wall behind you. 179 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,194 What is that? Let me see it. 180 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,899 David Soul played Hutch in "Starsky and Hutch." 181 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,101 Now, one of my groovier closet ideas 182 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,603 was a hutch for your skis 183 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:12,105 that latched onto the end of your closet. 184 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,041 I called it the "Storeski End Hutch." 185 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,909 David Soul gave me a signed picture. 186 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,711 Well, one day, the picture disappears 187 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:18,946 and Earl plays innocent. 188 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,014 But the whole time, he's had it. 189 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,683 Ironically, this would've been 190 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,885 a great episode in "Starsky and Hutch." 191 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:25,953 Steal that picture! 192 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:27,187 But what about the fish? 193 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,221 Forget the fish! 194 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,723 Oh, so, for no reason, 195 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,124 I've just been carrying around this red herring? 196 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,359 I want that picture. 197 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,195 You want it, you steal it. 198 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,730 I still have some self-respect. 199 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,368 Gloria, you won't believe this. 200 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,471 -What? -That was Claire. 201 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,573 Manny never showed up at Luke's party. 202 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,274 They think he went to Sophie's. 203 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,942 So disappointed in him. 204 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,911 I know, and I hate to drive over there 205 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,279 and drag him to Luke's, 206 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:54,414 but I know better than to try to stop you. 207 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,083 I feel bad about embarrassing him, 208 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,651 but I was very clear about this. 209 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,887 Well, maybe next time he'll...get the picture. 210 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,790 Why did you just chuckle like that? 211 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:03,891 Nothing. The -- The beard tickles. 212 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,092 Come on, I'll drive. 213 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:13,066 Here you go. Sorry I forgot that, buddy. 214 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,234 I would have grabbed it myself, 215 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,335 but we were trying to respect 216 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,904 the whole "no parents" thing. 217 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,171 Also, how would it look if I went into your party 218 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:19,940 looking for some tail? 219 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,341 I'm gonna reuse that later. Act surprised. 220 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,776 Yeah. 221 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,144 Hey, honey. How's it going in there? 222 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,079 Huh? Oh. Awesome. 223 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,815 Yeah, I got to go. 224 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,617 I know you were going to say 225 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,852 that I'm being a neurotic, overly protective mom, but I -- 226 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,120 I saw that, too. Something's up with Luke. 227 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,454 You think he's in over his head? 228 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:35,856 I should check on him. Should I check on him? 229 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,357 I should check on him. 230 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,261 You are never sexier than when you out-crazy me. 231 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,863 Don't let anyone see you. 232 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,197 I am way a... 233 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,134 ...head of you. 234 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,142 Aah! 235 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,110 Shh! I'm not a real beaver! It's me -- Dad! 236 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,779 Ugh. 237 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,480 What are you doing? 238 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:01,949 I just wanted to make sure everything's okay. 239 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,851 Luke seems upset. 240 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,185 Where is everybody? 241 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,721 Are people upstairs? I said nobody upstairs! 242 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,623 Nobody's upstairs. Nobody's even downstairs. 243 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:12,726 They are literally like five people here. 244 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,727 Oh! 245 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,495 Hello, my dearest. 246 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,030 Ugh. Well, four, and Reuben. 247 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,398 I see your costume 248 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,333 is The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. 249 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,969 Shut up, Reuben. You make everything terrible. 250 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,671 And we're off. 251 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,038 Don't flatter yourself! 252 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,540 Just because I'm alone on Halloween 253 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,341 doesn't mean I don't have plenty of suitors! 254 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,879 Last week, an Uber driver asked to see my feet! 255 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,314 Reuben, are you listening to me?! 256 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,549 Reuben! 257 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,484 One last one. Good. 258 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,986 'Cause you're vibrating right now. 259 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,022 With rage -- Not sugar, rage. 260 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,357 Hello. Excuse me. Hi. 261 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,560 Have you seen a little brat about this tall 262 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:47,928 dressed as Darth Vader? 263 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,229 Throws eggs. Laughs like this -- 264 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,497 He-he-he-he-he-he! 265 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,933 Find him yourself. You're Batman. 266 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,902 That one's on my list. 267 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,604 I don't think there's any more room. 268 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,171 I'm gonna go throw away these apples 269 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,607 and make space for more candy. 270 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,075 Cam, I feel terrible that you got hit with an egg, 271 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,077 but you're ruining the night for Lily. 272 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,213 Do you have to nurse every single grudge? 273 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,781 I don't do that. Are you kidding me? 274 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,050 You have more archenemies than the actual Batman. 275 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,686 How about that sales lady who helped you with the scarf? 276 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,855 She implied my neck was the problem. 277 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,456 The Spanish teacher you've been working with? 278 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:17,758 He calls me "locos frijoles" 279 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,226 like I don't know what that means. 280 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,761 It's "crazy beans," right? Yes, it is. 281 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,596 Oh, and don't forget about Andrew from your old choir. 282 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,264 He stole my piano key scarf, which is why I had to go 283 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,532 into the stupid scarf store to begin with! 284 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,067 Okay, you know what? 285 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,237 Maybe I do have an overdeveloped sense of justice. 286 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,939 Thank you. But maybe I wouldn't... 287 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:35,242 if my partner took my side every once in a while. 288 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,044 I take your side when I agree with you. 289 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,546 That's easy. Anybody can do that. 290 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,715 Marriage is about sticking up for your partner, 291 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:44,151 even...when you don't agree with him. 292 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,385 Is it? 293 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,553 Do you remember last week at lunch 294 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,088 when they brought you regular fries 295 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,958 and you insisted that you ordered sweet potato fries? 296 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,325 Well, guess what. 297 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,394 You ordered regular fries. 298 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,129 No, I didn't. You absolutely did. 299 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,398 And I stuck up for you because I love you. 300 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,801 And because you love sweet potato fries. 301 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,969 Hey, Dad. What? 302 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,704 There's that kid you hate. 303 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,174 Holy Halloween. There he is. 304 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,010 Hey! You! Stop! 305 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,344 No. 306 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,614 ** 307 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,850 He's getting away! 308 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,586 Ow! 309 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,088 Stupid cape! 310 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,925 Oh, poor Luke. He must be crushed. 311 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,526 It's not as easy to pack a high-school party 312 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,028 as it was in our day, Claire. 313 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,329 Apparently, it's no longer cool 314 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,631 for kids to invite teachers or parents. 315 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,833 It makes my heart hurt. 316 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,601 I mean, people like him, don't they? 317 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,003 Why wouldn't they? 318 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,871 He's by far the most likable of all our children. 319 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:40,007 Then why didn't anybody come to his party? 320 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,842 Because they're all at Sophie Chambers' party. 321 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,443 Who? A kid in Luke's class. 322 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,778 I'm Facebook friends with her brother 323 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,347 'cause he used to sell me wee-gs. Wigs. 324 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,016 That's how he pronounces it. He's British. 325 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,984 When are you guys gonna talk, huh? 326 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,385 Luke worked so hard on this party. 327 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,354 He made his own costume, did all the decorations. 328 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,789 He even thought he hid that bottle 329 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,324 of Peppermint Schnapps under his bed. 330 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,692 This is the kind of thing 331 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,293 that could ruin his first senior year. 332 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,229 Wait! I can help! 333 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,631 Are we forgetting what I do for a living? Huh? 334 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,633 Uh, we remember. 335 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,869 You...pretend to be friends with celebrities. 336 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,538 So you can sell h-- hats? 337 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,006 I'm a promoter. 338 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,409 I can go to Sophie's and talk up Luke's party. 339 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,378 In an hour, it'll be packed. Great! 340 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,646 While you do that, 341 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,814 I'm gonna get the party started. 342 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,382 What -- No, no. 343 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,017 A dad hanging around will only make that party lamer. 344 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,086 Um, a dad, maybe. 345 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,856 But not Rod Skyhook, yo! 346 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,858 The coolest new transfer student ever! 347 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,159 Oh, wait. 348 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,094 What do cool kids call girls nowadays? 349 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,395 Bettys? Shawties? 350 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,563 Don't worry. There are none in there. 351 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,765 Okay. 352 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,733 What, what? 353 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:45,405 * Doobie, doobie, do, ba 354 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,740 * Doobie, doobie 355 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,441 I'm glad my hypoglycemia 356 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,044 doesn't prevent me from filling up on eye candy. 357 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,045 Sorry. I can't hear you. 358 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,546 I'm listening to a message 359 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,448 from the sexiest professor in the physics department. 360 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,550 Let's just say he got drunk after a symposium last year 361 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,987 and asked me to wheel him home. 362 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,291 Thanks for inviting me to your party, brah! 363 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,360 Sweet jams. Where are all the fillies at?! 364 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,796 Dad? Dad? 365 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,731 I'm Rod Skyhook -- recent transfer student, yo! 366 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,100 What's that knockin'? 367 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:17,404 Oh, it's me, about to get this party rockin'! 368 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,806 Oh, God. 369 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:22,776 It's all good up under the hood, biznatches! 370 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,212 Pretty soon, every kid in here's gonna call everyone they know, 371 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,579 tell them to get their butts down here. 372 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,881 You want to gas up the foot traffic -- 373 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:28,916 I'm not inviting parents. 374 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,283 Your party, broseph! 375 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,985 Sorry, Jack. 376 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:35,122 I'm gonna need some beats! 377 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,969 Rambo? 378 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,437 No, Trumbo. 379 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,806 Dalton Trumbo. He wrote in the bathtub. 380 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,941 Why? 381 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,442 Maybe, as a screenwriter, 382 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,244 he knew he was going to take a bath on the back end. 383 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,847 You smell like fish. 384 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,451 Oh, my God, you guys. This party's such a snore. 385 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,652 I should have stayed at Luke Dunphy's party. 386 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,187 That was going off! 387 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,655 Isn't he the guy that ate a jar of mayonnaise 388 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:09,823 for a dollar? 389 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,424 Probably 'cause he's a wild man. 390 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,326 That's why his parties are always insane. 391 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,862 Look, it's really exclusive, 392 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,164 but I could probably get you guys down on the list. 393 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,598 Really? Who's there? 394 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,135 Uh, just everyone. Luke...Rod Skyhook. 395 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,336 Haley D! 396 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,337 Oh! 397 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,539 Griffin. Hey. 398 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,108 What are you doing at my sister's party? 399 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,377 Oh, nothing. Just -- Just something for my mom. 400 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,112 Wow, it's so good to see you. 401 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,147 You, uh, still in the sales industry? 402 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,515 Guilty. 403 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,450 How guilty? That is a costume, right? 404 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,687 Yeah. I went legit. I work for a dispensary. 405 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,621 I deliver. 406 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,056 Oh, my God! 407 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,292 I forgot how much I like you. 408 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,527 Did you say Dumbo? 409 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,529 No, Trumbo. Little background. 410 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,465 In the 1950s, a certain senator from Wisconsin 411 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,800 named Joe McCarthy -- 412 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,902 Hey! Let's dance! 413 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,036 Oh, okay. 414 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,576 Mom? 415 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,512 You said that you were going to Luke's. 416 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,713 Yeah, but Jay said -- 417 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,516 Don't you say a word, mister! 418 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,085 I will deal with you later. 419 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,720 Jay said I could come to the party 420 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,355 if I put dead fish in Earl's shoes. 421 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,090 Where does he come up with this stuff? 422 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:20,393 Are you lying, dressed as our Lord and Savior? 423 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,729 What is that? Did you steal that? 424 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,998 No. I've had this with me all night. 425 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,366 You're lying again! 426 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,535 Manny, don't stand next to him! 427 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,536 Pritchett! 428 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,570 Ay! Aah! 429 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,105 Look what you did! 430 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,041 What the hell do you think you're doing? 431 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,508 We're just leaving, Earl! 432 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,577 That Soul is mine. 433 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,112 Ay! 434 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,952 Give it back! When hell freezes over! 435 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,686 Come here, Earl! Come here! 436 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,089 As soon as they stop fighting about whatever stupid new thing 437 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,523 that they're fighting about, 438 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,292 we're getting the car and we're going to Luke's. 439 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,294 I'm not really in the mood for another party. 440 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,930 Well, I wasn't in the mood to insult God tonight, 441 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,432 but the Bible also said, "Listen to your husband." 442 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,634 I'm very tense about this, so don't fight me! 443 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,635 And get in the car. 444 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,104 I won't fit in. 445 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,973 We'll take this bathtub and put it in the roof. 446 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,874 No. I won't fit in at the party. 447 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,376 Nobody gets me, Mom, 448 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,144 and I'm starting to worry nobody ever will. 449 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,646 Who cares that the kids your age don't get you? 450 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,283 That means that you're more interesting than them. 451 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,951 That means that you're gonna be hanging around people 452 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,219 that are more interesting. 453 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,453 You're gonna have a more inter-- 454 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,955 Interesting life. Yes, I know. 455 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,623 I've been hearing this speech since I was 5. 456 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,891 When's it gonna happen? 457 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,227 Jesus has the devil in a headlock. 458 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,495 That's not interesting to you? 459 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,330 No! 460 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,798 This is mine! 461 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,067 I'm the one who came up with "Storeski End Hutch." 462 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,669 Just like I came up with the "Dr. Quinn Medicine Cabinet." 463 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,339 You were the hack! I was the visionary! 464 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,509 I saw my reflection and I asked myself -- 465 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,444 What would Jesus do? 466 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,846 It's time to be the bigger man. 467 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,083 This isn't over, Pritchett. 468 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,085 I don't want to do this anymore. 469 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,453 Wh-- What are you saying? 470 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,456 This has gone on too long. The lies, the anger. 471 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,158 And what I left in your sock drawer tonight. 472 00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,459 What? 473 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,662 Keep the picture, Earl. I forgive you. 474 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,467 It's gonna drive that son of a bitch crazy. 475 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,138 Haley. 476 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,939 I have been waiting for over an hour, 477 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,941 and not a single person has left this party. 478 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,677 Oh, my God, this is the best sushi I've ever had. 479 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,313 For the first time, I can taste the yellowtail 480 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,349 from the sea and then the rice from the land, 481 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,484 then back to the sea for the seaweed. 482 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,453 Looks like you did more than just seaweed. 483 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,555 Mom, you're beautiful. 484 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,523 Does Dad tell you that enough? 485 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,159 I would hate to see 486 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,195 a cleaver in your head for real. No. Honey. 487 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,197 Sarah? Mrs. Dunphy. 488 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,631 Is that a beer? 489 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,134 It's not mine. Please don't tell my parents. 490 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,136 That's when I realized 491 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,338 I didn't need Haley to undermine a party. 492 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:49,076 I just needed to drop the Mom-bomb. 493 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,211 Don't you two look cozy. 494 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,747 Remember, it's not easy raising a baby by yourself. 495 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,984 Oh, look at that! 496 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,652 That's a fun way to serve Jell-O. 497 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,254 Let me get a pic for your moms. 498 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,156 No? Come on! 499 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:06,893 Okay. Ooh! 500 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,561 Isn't that better? 501 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,363 Now we can all see and hear each other. 502 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,564 Nice, huh? 503 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,066 You got a little something -- 504 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,834 Who are you, and what are you doing at my party? 505 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,871 Just making sure everybody's having a good, clean, safe time. 506 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,174 Somebody's talked to you all about herpes, right? 507 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,042 Let's just go to that other kid's party. 508 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,112 You know, I made out with Rod Skyhook once. 509 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,246 He's obsessed with me. 510 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,951 Hey, remember last week when we all had lunch together -- 511 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,854 You ordered the regular fries and Daddy lied for you. 512 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:35,688 Damn it. 513 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,190 Wait. There he is. 514 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,260 Darth Vader! Freeze! 515 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,894 Okay. 516 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:45,098 ** 517 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,367 Hey, there, fellas. 518 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,868 You're a little old, aren't you? 519 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,371 Your son -- He hit me with an egg. 520 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,474 No, I didn't! And he yelled at me. 521 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,776 Whoa, whoa. You yelled at my son? 522 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,412 He took a handful of candy and laughed. 523 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,747 He does it every year. 524 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,714 So? 525 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,782 So... 526 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,286 ...how does it feel? 527 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,556 Well, it feels like you took about 17 cents worth of candy. 528 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,125 He said he didn't egg you. Are we done here? 529 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,227 -He's lying. -No, I'm not. 530 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,828 Look, buddy. I don't know who egged you, 531 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,430 but I can understand why. 532 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,433 A kid takes a little extra candy and you chased him home? 533 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,601 He's 9. 534 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,635 How old are you, Batman? 50? 535 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,104 What kind of person does that? 536 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,641 I will -- I will tell you what kind of person. 537 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,178 Someone who believes in a civilized society, 538 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,845 who believes that the future of our country 539 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:36,683 depends on the lessons that we teach our children. 540 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,919 "What kind of person," sir? 541 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,488 A hero. 542 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:42,789 I didn't do it! 543 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,857 Oh, come on. We heard you laughing! 544 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,026 'Cause the blonde lady with an axe in her head 545 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,161 threw an egg at you. 546 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,996 Blonde lady? Axe? 547 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,932 That squirting flower really yanked my chain. 548 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,869 Could not go unanswered. 549 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,474 Oh! Close enough. 550 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,842 Who did that?! 551 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,378 He went that way! 552 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,181 Well, that was embarrassing. 553 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,882 No, it wasn't. 554 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,784 It was magnificent. 555 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,853 You stood up for me. 556 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,323 Sometimes I just feel like it's me versus the entire world. 557 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,891 It's just nice to know that we really are a... 558 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,860 a dynamic duo. 559 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,662 All right. Now we play candy crash. 560 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,130 Okay. 561 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,499 Give me some space, son. 562 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,013 That's how we do, sucka! 563 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,683 Is it just my imagination, 564 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,552 or is Dad actually saving your lame party? 565 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,220 Is it just my imagination, 566 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,356 or is Reuben's makeup on your chin? 567 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,524 I have a problem. 568 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,432 Oh! Sorry. 569 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,601 Oh, okay. 570 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,103 -I'm so sorry. -Don't be. 571 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,072 This is the most a girl's danced with me all night. 572 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,875 I love your Dalton Trumbo. 573 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,910 Thank you, Dorothy Parker. 574 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,413 You're the first person tonight who's actually gotten that. 575 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,114 I know how that feels. 576 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,549 Yo, yo, yo! 577 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,352 Awesome rager on the ground floor! 578 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,920 Upstairs off-limits! 579 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:24,391 Backyard, too, 'cause it just got re-sodded! 580 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,792 What's up, buddy? 581 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,027 Typical high-school idiot. 582 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,297 I fear for this country. 583 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,800 Well, I think it's safe to say that things here 584 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,403 are appropriately out of control. 585 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,137 Oh, yeah -- Oh, wow. 586 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,040 And I think you might have lost your deposit on that thing. 587 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,642 Hmm. 588 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,612 How come you never tell me I'm beautiful anymore? 589 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,280 - Oh! - Damn it. 590 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,316 Oh, just let me throw already. 591 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,155 Hey, gorgeous. Look what I turned this water into. 592 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,724 Jay, enough. Halloween is over. 593 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,893 Come on. The night is young. Why don't we go begat it on? 594 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,896 I'm not going to fool around with someone dressed like Jesus. 595 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,097 Gloria, you're being silly. 596 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,499 Am I? 597 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,668 I once dated a guy named Jésus. 598 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,803 There was no harvest that year. 599 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,339 Is that the same year your uncle got drunk 600 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,640 and planted marbles? 601 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,442 Who do you think made him do that? 602 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,009 Gloria, all due respect, 603 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,578 I think the big guy has better things to worry about 604 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,879 than two sexy, you know -- 605 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,652 I'm gonna change into something a little more secular. 606 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,790 -- Captions by VITA --