1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:03,471 Howdy! 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:06,407 Welcome to the Thanksgiving country jamboree! 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,808 -Wow. -We got the whole Dunphy clan, 4 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,677 Claire, Phil, Luke, Alex and -- 5 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:13,181 well, and who is this happy farmhand? 6 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,682 I'm Jerry. 7 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,217 Jerry used to live next door. 8 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,552 He's been going through a brutal divorce for years, 9 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,088 and he was gonna spend Thanksgiving alone. 10 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,755 Phil thought it'd be a good idea 11 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:24,692 if he spent the day with a happy, functional family. 12 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:27,661 We couldn't find one, so he's coming with us. 13 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:28,729 So, where's Haley? 14 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,030 She's with Rainer. 15 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,865 They've been seeing a lot of each other, which is great. 16 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,267 Funny thing is, he was my friend first, 17 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:34,935 but now I never see him. Or Haley. 18 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,537 Phil. It's what everybody's thinking. 19 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,072 I don't want people walking on eggshells 20 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,108 'cause he was my friend first, but now I never see him. 21 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,242 Or Haley. 22 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,577 I'm only allowed to see my children once a week. 23 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:44,912 I hardly know them. 24 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:46,947 Oh, well, Clark's head of the math club, 25 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:49,016 and Tina's turned into a bit of a slut. 26 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,684 Thanks for the update. 27 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,454 -Okay, there they are! -Hi! 28 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,523 Don't y'all look as pretty as a peach pie 29 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,690 on a Sunday afternoon? 30 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:57,925 For the love of God, 31 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,560 this is the last thing I need today. 32 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:02,130 Hey, Flavor Flav, what's up with the giant watch? 33 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,031 It's my doctor being a pain in the butt. 34 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,699 One high reading, I got this thing 35 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,301 taking my blood pressure all day. 36 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:08,302 Wait, are you okay? 37 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:09,637 No. 38 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,372 He needs to quit cigars and the terrible food. 39 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,107 Last week, I caught him in the garage 40 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:14,442 eating a Polish sausage. 41 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,244 What a man does behind his water heater 42 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,578 is his own business. 43 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:18,979 Don't worry about it. I've got it beat. 44 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,080 Here's my trick. 45 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,782 As soon as this thing goes off, 46 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,984 I start singing sweet '70s soft rock 47 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,286 to mellow myself out. 48 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,255 Those songs could do anything. 49 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,922 Seals and Crofts came on, 50 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:31,091 lady's bell bottoms came off. 51 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,461 -Well... -Hey, y'all. 52 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,062 Anybody have a hankering for a hush puppy? 53 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,165 (device beeping) Oh, geez. 54 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,799 * Summer breeze 55 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,235 * Makes me feel fine 56 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,471 -What is going on here? -* Blowing through the jas- 57 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:44,905 It's a Thanksgiving jamboree! 58 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,807 We have bales of hay. We have a cider press. 59 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,476 Ooh, we're even deep-frying a turkey. 60 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,577 And you're on board with this? 61 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,645 Yes! Come on, it's good country fun. 62 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:52,746 No. 63 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,648 For Cam, maybe. 64 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,417 What is happening? Is he hitting you? 65 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,818 No. 66 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:58,852 You did something, didn't you? 67 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,087 You did! 68 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,155 I didn't do anything. 69 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,823 I'm -- I'm loving this, okay? 70 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:03,957 Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,859 (spittoon dings) That takes practice. 72 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,762 No, I am not leaving here until you tell me what you did. 73 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,264 Can I get you a mason jar of Chardonnay? 74 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,165 Giddy up. 75 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,535 Mr. Student Council President, 76 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,670 have you had a chance to look at my proposal 77 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,039 updating the honor code to address cyber-bullying? 78 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,374 One second. 79 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,311 (cellphone chimes) 80 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,347 Why would you call me that? 81 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,715 (chuckles) 82 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:30,318 Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, 83 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,985 and I still can't get over it. 84 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,488 Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away 85 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,290 from fighting apes on horseback. 86 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,791 You're trying to tell me 87 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,294 that there's absolutely nothing weird going on here? 88 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,495 You are dressed like a character 89 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:42,796 out of "It's Raining Mice and Men." 90 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,064 I don't know what you're talking about. 91 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,967 I am enjoying this more than a farm animal 92 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,370 missing a limb engaged in... 93 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,339 some sort of activity. 94 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,373 Okay, I did something bad. 95 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,507 I knew it. 96 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,708 Yeah, yeah, something real bad. 97 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,244 I need Cam in a good mood before I tell him. 98 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,679 Is it infidelity? If feels like infidelity. 99 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,581 -I can't say. -Hey, Mitchell? 100 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,217 It's your turn to feel the burn on the churn! 101 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:06,186 Well, then I "butter" (better) get over there. 102 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,021 (laughs) Okay, come on! 103 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:10,057 Hey, Dwight. 104 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,492 Ma'am. 105 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,261 So, did they just happen to have this costume 106 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,395 lying around in your size? 107 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,829 Weirdly, they did. 108 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,665 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, Dwight 109 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,867 has one of the most important games of his season next week 110 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,369 and I can't have you getting him sick. 111 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,370 Yeah, I'm over the mono. 112 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,537 But it could still be contagious, 113 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,539 and I have a fun costume idea for you. 114 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,841 How about being an old-timey bank robber? 115 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:31,545 You gotta cover that face before the marshal gets to town. 116 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:33,714 Hi! Oh, what happened? 117 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,016 Oh, nothing, just a Korean laser peel. 118 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,686 Hurt like hell, but once the skin regenerates, 119 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,888 it's gonna take 10 years off these moneymakers. 120 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:44,024 Hey! There she is. 121 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,526 Thanks for dropping her off. 122 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,228 Uh, actually, Rainer's daughter is with her mom, 123 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,531 so I invited him to spend Thanksgiving with us. 124 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,634 I am loving this country theme! 125 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,069 This reminds me of when I worked for Newscenter Twelve 126 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,238 in Tulsa, except no one here's bitter and drunk. 127 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,473 (strained laughter) 128 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:02,242 Gosh, I would hate for you to feel weird, though, 129 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,911 since this is just for family. 130 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,479 Isn't that our old neighbor, Jerry, 131 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,114 stuffing appetizers into a ziplock? 132 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:11,151 You know what, Rainer? You are more than welcome to stay. 133 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,486 Thank you. 134 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,655 Okay, well, I guess the main thing 135 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,956 is all the Dunphys are here. 136 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,791 Hey, Rainer, what's the weather going to be like for tomorrow? 137 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,927 Clear and sunny skies, highs in the mid 70s, 138 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,629 but hang onto that umbrella 'cause Monday... 139 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,331 Yeah, I just needed tomorrow, 140 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,333 because that's when we're having our big family football game. 141 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,767 Remember last year? 142 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,001 We ran that play? 143 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,069 The Haley Mary? 144 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,338 Uh, but tomorrow we're supposed... 145 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,172 To have sunny weather? Yeah, you said that. 146 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,408 Rainer's taking me to Cabo for the weekend. 147 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,909 So, I had a problem. 148 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,411 I wasn't sure if my hairdryer 149 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,780 ran on Mexican electricity. 150 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,815 Oh, and telling my dad. 151 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,417 I had two problems. 152 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,953 ** 153 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,799 Doctors call it "hysterical impotence." 154 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,634 There's nothing physically wrong, per se. 155 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,169 But because of my divorce trauma, 156 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:03,837 I guess I'm rewired down there. 157 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,272 I get it. 158 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,440 Okay, city slickers, 159 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:10,310 guess who has a genuine petting zoo in the backyard? 160 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,679 (device beeping) 161 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:12,946 * Summer breeze 162 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,315 * Makes me feel fine 163 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:16,684 All right! 164 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,986 (gasps) Wow! 165 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,654 Animals! 166 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,690 Oh, Cam, and you had the scarecrow 167 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:23,891 made to look like Mitch! 168 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,660 No, no, no, no, my mom sent that out from Missouri. 169 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:27,861 I grew up with that. 170 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,563 I even learned how to dance with it. 171 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:31,465 I guess, now that you mention it, I do have a-a type. 172 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,200 Hey, what's on this goat's head? 173 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,535 That's my big idea -- 174 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,670 a camera to capture everyone's delight! 175 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:37,805 Guess what I call it. 176 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:38,839 Goat-Pro? 177 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,842 That's also a...good name, yep. 178 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:45,012 Look, Joe. This is a goat. 179 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,246 (goat bleating) 180 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,015 Aah, I'm scared! 181 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,250 No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. 182 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,553 That's the way he says, "I love you." 183 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,522 Of all the animals, this one is the one 184 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:58,258 that sounds the most like an informant being tortured. 185 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:01,194 I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. 186 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,664 When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo 187 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,033 with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. 188 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,402 By the time they pulled the pigs off him 189 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,771 (voice breaking) he was only wearing one sock. 190 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,205 Joe, relax. 191 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,908 Animals don't attack people for no reason. 192 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,710 Let go of me! Oh, let go of me! 193 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,846 Run, Jerry! They do terrible things! Shh! 194 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,281 Ohh! 195 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,116 Hey. Good news. 196 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,586 The box of hair products we pre-shipped has arrived 197 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,287 and is waiting for us at the resort. 198 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,889 I don't care about our hair anymore. 199 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,724 Hey! That's crazy talk. 200 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,193 I still haven't gotten up the guts to tell my parents. 201 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,363 My mom will be cool, but my dad is gonna freak out. 202 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,397 Well, I'll tell him. 203 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,199 Your dad and I are buds. 204 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,636 And I am excellent at delivering bad news with a smile. 205 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,371 And that means the Coast Guard 206 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,273 will be spending the holidays with their families, 207 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:49,109 because the search has been called off. 208 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,144 Wow, you're good. 209 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:53,413 Phil. Hey. 210 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:56,817 I know we haven't been spending enough time together lately, 211 00:06:56,850 --> 00:07:01,254 but I scored this amazing villa in Cabo for the weekend, 212 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:03,256 and I wanted to take a special someone. 213 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,458 Listening. 214 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,259 I know you have your big family football game, 215 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,895 but it's right on the water. 216 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,830 Horseback riding on the beach. 217 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,231 I see us both in white shirts. 218 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,099 Phil. 219 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,634 Claire, I know. 220 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,836 It sounds like the best weekend of my life, mi amigo, 221 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:16,804 but I can't. 222 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:17,971 It's family time. 223 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,139 He wants to take Haley. 224 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,240 Yeah. 225 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,509 Did you think I was asking you? 226 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,444 What...brother can't yank a brother's chain? 227 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:25,813 You trippin'? 228 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,147 (laughs) This guy! 229 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,115 (laughter) 230 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,583 I'll send you some pictures. 231 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,118 Okay. But not from the nude beach. Ooh! 232 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,254 Oh, that's funny 'cause it's my naked daughter! 233 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,123 (voice breaking) And you're taking her away! 234 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,625 It's okay. 235 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,330 See? They like it when you pet them. 236 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,098 And when you look into their eyes, 237 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,967 you can see that they're very smart. 238 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,336 They have a very deep soul. 239 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,004 What's his name? 240 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,373 Name? It's a goat. Just touch it. 241 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:56,376 I know it's a bummer, Haley going to Cabo. 242 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:59,112 I wouldn't salt those margarita glasses just yet. 243 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,115 Once I remind her how much fun Thanksgiving weekend is here, 244 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,817 she's not going anywhere. 245 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,386 Well, I hope it goes better than your big presentation 246 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,822 on why the Ice Capades were cooler than Coachella. 247 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,492 Hey, honey. Hi. 248 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,328 I heard you had some tentative travel plans. 249 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,531 Actually, we just checked in for our flight online. 250 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,199 Thanks for being so cool about this. 251 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,668 Of course. Mmm. 252 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:23,904 Potable water. 253 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,405 (chuckles) We take this stuff 254 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,007 for granted stateside, don't we? 255 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,509 It's a five-star resort. I'm sure we'll be fine. 256 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,011 (sniffs) Smell those side dishes. 257 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,479 They're gonna be even better tomorrow 258 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,681 at the post-game picnic. 259 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,648 You know what's not a picnic? 260 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,916 Putting on your bedroom slipper 261 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,585 and getting an ankle full of scorpion. 262 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,219 Thanks, Dad. I'll take my chances. 263 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,921 That's what you said about Coachella, 264 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,856 and you missed Kristi Yamaguchi doing a triple twist lift 265 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,692 with Jiminy Cricket. 266 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,828 (clears throat) What? 267 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,230 You are not allowed to eat those with your blood pressure. 268 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,099 Don't worry. These chips won't show up for a couple of weeks, 269 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,533 and by then I'll have switched doctors. 270 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,669 Sorry, Gloria's orders. 271 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:58,338 Hey, Jay, looks like you could use a little square dance. 272 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,673 That would be about the last... 273 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,441 * Ho, grab your partner, swing 'em 'round * 274 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,110 * Put on your best suit and go to town * 275 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,277 Cam, why are you... 276 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,613 * Eat some corn and ride a horse * 277 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,214 * Are we having fun? Why, yes, of course! * 278 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,348 That's it! I'm out of here! 279 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,583 Huh? 280 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,284 I need some aspirin. I'm going to a pharmacy. 281 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,386 I'm coming, too. No reason. 282 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,589 Apparently, you don't need a reason to leave your family. 283 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,491 I'll go, too. I'm out of Ramen and Xanax. 284 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,428 What's happening? 285 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,263 This is what we in the weather game 286 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,232 refer to as a "high-pressure system." 287 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,136 (churning) 288 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,537 This reminds me of the time 289 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,972 I walked in on you watching "Top Gun". 290 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,807 You need to stop telling that story. 291 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:36,944 Whatever you did to Cam, it can't have been that bad. 292 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,946 And it is not worth this. 293 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,381 Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm worrying too much. 294 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,415 You are. 295 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,652 I gave Cam's Fizbo costume away. 296 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,654 Oh, my God, he's gonna kill everyone in the house. 297 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,588 The truck was here, and there were so many boxes, 298 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,958 and you know how excited I get about a deduction. 299 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,259 Listen to me. 300 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,061 He's not going to believe that this was an accident. 301 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,463 You can never, ever tell him. 302 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,665 He's gonna know it's missing. 303 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,399 I mean, he pulls it out for everything. 304 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,669 Birthday parties, brunches, hot yoga... 305 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,470 Blah. Mm-hmm. 306 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:04,838 I-I need to wait for the right moment. 307 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,406 There's never gonna be a right moment. 308 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,276 Hey, ain't nothing in the world that can get me down 309 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,944 when I'm holding a little piglet. 310 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:11,979 Look at her! 311 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,914 It's time. Sweetie? Don't do it. 312 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,315 Don't do it. Don't do what? 313 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,184 I need you to sit down for this. 314 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,185 Take a bale. 315 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,452 Think of the children. 316 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,188 Lily, Dwight. 317 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,023 Um... 318 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,859 I gave Fizbo away. 319 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,294 (piglet snorts) 320 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,330 What? 321 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,965 I know how much that costume meant to you, 322 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:35,502 and I am so, so sorry. 323 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,705 Well, it's a lot to process. 324 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,674 I know. Accidents do happen. 325 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,676 And I am holding a little piglet. 326 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,177 (chuckles) 327 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,013 I forgive you. 328 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:49,983 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a turkey to deep fry. 329 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,384 Here. Hold Connor. 330 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,887 No, I (mutters) Okay. 331 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,290 I married the sweetest, 332 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,792 most understanding man on the planet. 333 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,128 Or he's done something even worse to you 334 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,796 and wants to get you in a good mood. 335 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,164 (scoffs) No. 336 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,498 Yes! 337 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,236 Hey! 338 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,738 You don't have to cover your face. 339 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,572 I don't care what Coach Cam says about mono. 340 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,041 You're way too pretty. 341 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,176 Oh, no. (laughs) 342 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,878 I mean, listen, I'm flattered, 343 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:23,884 but even though you are so, so tall (chuckles) 344 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,353 you are in high school and I'm... 345 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,354 Very beautiful. 346 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,388 (laughs) 347 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,023 Well... 348 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:33,226 I was going to say, "in college," but thanks. 349 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,394 (laughs) 350 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,663 Stop it, oh, my God! 351 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,165 Ugh! Dad is killing me. 352 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,933 He's trying to guilt trip me out of going to Cabo. 353 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,701 When is he gonna let me live my own life? 354 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,170 Maybe when you stop living out of his basement 355 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,404 and eating all of his food. 356 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,606 You're right. I am a victim. 357 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,111 I should get this tiny mouthwash for Haley. 358 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,613 It's the abandon-your-family travel size. 359 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,048 Oh, dear God. 360 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,684 I know -- Corn Nuts, two-for-one sale. 361 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,087 I feel like God's giving me the middle finger. 362 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:04,524 No. That's my wife's divorce lawyer. 363 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,692 I can't believe it. 364 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,694 That bastard was my ex's lawyer. 365 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,562 -Are you kidding me? -Whoa. 366 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,800 I bet he's here to buy some extra-small condoms, 367 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,769 the kind that they keep behind the counter. 368 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,704 Shut up. 369 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,639 I keep having this dream that he's dying of thirst 370 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,308 in the desert, and I hit him with my car. 371 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,210 -I thought you were over it. -I thought I was. 372 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,212 Let's get out of here before my cuff explodes. 373 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,080 Yeah, he already ruined my family. 374 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,449 I don't want him to ruin my Thanksgiving, too. 375 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,820 No. 376 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,888 We're not going anywhere. 377 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,156 It's time someone stood up 378 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,925 to the weasels who sweep into our lives, 379 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,427 break up our families, and take our loved ones to Cabo. 380 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,830 I feel like you're making this about you, but you're right. 381 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,932 Do you know when my high blood pressure started? 382 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,499 When I met that guy. 383 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,501 Is this when someone's supposed to say, "Get him!" 384 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,769 -No. -You hold him down. 385 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,471 I'm gonna beat him with this orthopedic shoe. 386 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,639 Come here! 387 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,975 Let's not lock into our -- our first idea. 388 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,977 I love you, Mr. Goat! 389 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,511 Aw, you see, Joe? 390 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,814 You listen to Mommy, and now you have a new best friend. 391 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,182 (goat bleats) 392 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,150 What? 393 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,184 (goat bleats) 394 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,086 You're cold? I'll go get you a blanket! 395 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,320 (laughter) 396 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,956 Well, if he was going to get the pig a blanket, 397 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,190 you know what that would be called. 398 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,459 Pig in a blanket? Okay, I teed that one up for you. 399 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,027 All right, it's time to fry this turkey. 400 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,163 Somebody please lower my splatter goggles, boys? 401 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,130 You heard him. 402 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,431 You do it. 403 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,267 You're not the president of goggle lowering. 404 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,870 I would be if they took a vote. 405 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:26,106 What could Cam have done? (gasps) 406 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,674 Maybe he's the one who's having an affair. 407 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,343 I saw a list of clues in a magazine. 408 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,446 Has he joined a gym or bought sexy new underwear recently? 409 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,215 I think it's sweet that you think 410 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:39,019 we're capable of having an affair, but we're just so tired. 411 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,520 All right, now, boys, 412 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,924 the key is you drop it nice and gentle like. 413 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,527 Mono! (screams) 414 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,196 (goat bleats) 415 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,397 Runaway goat! 416 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,364 (goat bleats) 417 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,066 Ay! 418 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,436 Aw, you wanted to run to the barn! 419 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,906 Aw! 420 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,841 Let me put a positive spin on this. 421 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,911 Who here likes goat? 422 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,582 Hello, you son of a bitch. 423 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,385 Hope you like that deodorant, 'cause you stink! 424 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,720 Wart remover -- 425 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,055 well, if that works, there'll be nothing left. 426 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,490 Well, well, well. Norbert and Pritchett. 427 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,226 Jay, I don't think I ever got a chance 428 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,361 to thank you for buying me my first Ferrari. 429 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,695 I wish you drove it off a cliff. 430 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,931 Like the one my house is on, 431 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,432 which you also paid for, thank you? 432 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,766 (chortles) 433 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,701 This doesn't sound like we're getting him. 434 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,437 Look, you want some free legal advice, fellas? 435 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,873 Three words -- Ladies. Leave. Losers. 436 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,276 No, sir, we have three words for you. 437 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,178 Have you no sh-- have you -- 438 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,748 have no -- have you no shame -- it can be four words. 439 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,849 Who's this chuckle-head? 440 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,417 Someone who you're never gonna know, 441 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,853 'cause I'm happily married most of the time. 442 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,388 Aw, that's what they all say. 443 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,723 Then one day your wife wakes up and says, "Oh, my God! 444 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,125 I married a moron!" 445 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:55,462 She calls me, and I'm like, "Hello, Mrs. Chuckle--" 446 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,796 (basket thuds) 447 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:57,965 (grunting) 448 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,768 (device beeping) 449 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,470 Yeah, that's about right. 450 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,810 He might have had a heart attack. 451 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,145 We probably ought to do something. 452 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,646 Oh, I saw some champagne back there. 453 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,115 It's the guy on the ground! 454 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:18,251 Oh! Take the defibrillator, I'll call 911. 455 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,586 Guys, help me out. I don't know what I'm doing. 456 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,121 I watch a lot of "Grey's Anatomy," 457 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,156 but I fast-forward through the non-romantic scenes. 458 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,624 No, no, no, we're not gonna save him! 459 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:25,993 Jerry, no, Jerry. 460 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,294 Jay, get him off me! 461 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,230 Look at his basket. Wasn't much of a life. 462 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,931 (electricity surges) Ohh! 463 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,336 Ah, hell, I'm gonna regret this. 464 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,804 (groans) 465 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,173 I'm feeling better, Pritchett. I think it was just gas. 466 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,508 Better safe than sorry. (defibrillator powers up) 467 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,443 Aah! 468 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,912 Oh, I deserve some of the blame. 469 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,081 I made my farmscape too inviting. 470 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,683 Okay. This is a mess. 471 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,784 What are we gonna do now? 472 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,920 Alex, how many goats have to die 473 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,489 until you get a handle on your insatiable appetite 474 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,757 for high-school boys? 475 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,359 Actually, i-it's my fault. 476 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,161 Ooh, Dwight. We're good-looking guys. 477 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,096 We don't apologize for it. 478 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,931 I got you a blanket, Mr. Goat. 479 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,366 No, no, no, no, no! 480 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,868 We're going to wait for Santa Claus by the chimney! 481 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,370 But it's Thanksgiving. 482 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,605 What about Mr. Goat? 483 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,607 How come I don't hear him anymore? 484 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,110 Ay, Mr. Goat is fine! 485 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,545 Baaa! 486 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,047 Did you hear that? 487 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,814 What is it, Mr. Goat? 488 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,183 Baaa! 489 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,053 He's saying that he needs some time alone. 490 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,521 Look, there's some cookies for Santa. 491 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,623 Here, why don't you go and sit by the chimney and wait. 492 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,026 Santa! 493 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:36,663 Hey lookit, it's not my place to try to parent your kids. 494 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,664 Good. 495 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,632 But one thing we learn on the farm 496 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,402 is that death is a part of life. 497 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,870 If you tell Joe what happened to that goat, 498 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,638 death is gonna be part of your life. 499 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,508 You know what? Kids can handle a lot more than you think. 500 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,044 And every step, from birth till the end, 501 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,480 has its own magical beauty. 502 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,082 So, do we jam the goat in the garbage 503 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,716 or heave it over the fence? 504 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,351 Teach your children well. 505 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,321 Hey. Thanks for before. 506 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,223 You know, pushing me out of the way of the goat. 507 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,257 Don't worry about it. 508 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,059 It's more about protecting the office. 509 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:09,196 Look, I think we both know you should have been president. 510 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,532 Maybe I've been hard on you 'cause I'm jealous. 511 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,701 GLORIA: Yeah, okay. 512 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,870 You two keep making out while I carry the dead goat. 513 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,946 Mr. Goat? 514 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,682 (weakly) Baaaa? 515 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,352 Any suspicious activity on that phone bill? 516 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,454 Well, Cam spent $100 on the psychic hotline... (gasps) 517 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,923 ...but that's normal during the run-up to awards season. 518 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,391 -Oh. -Hey. 519 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,093 I just saw we were running out of pumpkin dip, 520 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,961 and I know it's your favorite, so I brought you some. 521 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,096 What's your game? 522 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,464 Yeah, show us your underwear. What? 523 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,033 Hm. Why were you so understanding about Fizbo, huh? 524 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,067 What are you hiding? 525 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,436 -Hiding? -Mm-hmm. 526 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,703 Shame on you. 527 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,239 It's Thanksgiving. 528 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,940 I want to celebrate with my husband, 529 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:57,610 my daughter, my lovely family, Jerry. 530 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,046 I think it's sad that you two look at life 531 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,448 as some sort of game where everyone's trying 532 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,150 to get away with something. 533 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,285 Some people are just nice. 534 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,388 They bought it. 535 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,123 Truth is, I paid for the jamboree 536 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:13,760 with money we had saved for a romantic Hawaiian vacation. 537 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,963 I even sprung for fancy straw bales flown in from Missouri. 538 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:21,100 (sniffs) Ohh. That's class. 539 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,505 The hell happened here? 540 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,408 (groans) I think I felt enough for one day. 541 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,809 -Ohh! -Oh! 542 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,912 It's possible I've been electrocuted one too many times. 543 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,014 You know, I learned something today. 544 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,585 I saw a man nearly die right in front of me. 545 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,020 And this is a constant reminder 546 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,822 that it can happen to me at any moment. 547 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,857 It's a lot to think about. 548 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,025 So I'm not gonna. 549 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,429 Phil, get me a beer. 550 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,264 Jerry, get me a scotch. 551 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,132 I learned something today, too. 552 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,702 It's a lot right now, Jerry. 553 00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,672 (groans) 554 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,107 Hey. 555 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,109 What's the matter, kid? 556 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,977 I loved Mr. Goat. 557 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,013 He died. Ohh. 558 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,448 Please don't smoke. 559 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:13,453 Hey, don't you worry about a thing, Joey. 560 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,522 I'm not going anywhere. 561 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,961 (grunting) 562 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,197 Dad, I don't care what you say. 563 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,332 I'm going to Cabo. 564 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,233 You sure are. 565 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,400 Sure are gonna get kidnapped 566 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,202 by Aztecs and sacrificed in a volcano. 567 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,804 I get it. No, honey, I want you to go. 568 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,874 I-I'm sorry about earlier. I was mad. 569 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,743 And instead of talking about it, 570 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,546 I pushed it down and it came out in some ugly ways 571 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:43,115 with my beautiful daughter and a lawyer who has warts. 572 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,419 Anyway, it's just more and more of your life 573 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,088 is happening away from me, and it's normal and good, 574 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,390 but it's hard. 575 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,425 Damn it, why do you have to be so sweet? 576 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,593 Now I feel guilty. 577 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,062 Don't. Go to Cabo. Have fun. 578 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,997 You know, I could play football today. 579 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,499 Run that Haley Mary? 580 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,033 That would be so wonderful... 581 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,002 Oh! Ow! 582 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,938 Electrocuted again? Real bad. 583 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,109 -Okay, break! -All right, everybody. 584 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,179 Welcome to the 15th annual Thanksgiving football game, 585 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,248 being played a day early. 586 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,949 I'd be remiss if I didn't mention 587 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,118 how beautiful it is that we're all together. 588 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,888 Is it just me, or can you feel the love... 589 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,022 Can we please do this? 590 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,792 -All right. -Down! 591 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,959 Set. 592 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,728 Phil, we're good, right? Oh, we're great. 593 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,297 You should really take Claire to this resort. 594 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,230 Very romantic. 595 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,732 Blue, 39! 596 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,634 Heart-shaped Jacuzzi in every room. 597 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,103 Kansas City, Kansas City... 598 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,271 (grunts) 599 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,408 (sighs) Actually, now I'm great. 600 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,610 Oh, my God, Dad. Seriously? 601 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,878 Ahh. 602 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,814 Ah, what a beautiful day. 603 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,720 Oh, I am exhausted. 604 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,623 I'm counting down the days till we're in Hawaii. 605 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,391 Sweetie, I don't know if you can count that high. 606 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,393 You remember how cool I was with the whole Fizbo thing? 607 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,829 Cam, you spent the Hawaii money on this party, didn't you? 608 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,997 What is wrong with us? 609 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,733 From now on, can we just be honest with each other, 610 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,000 all right? No more games. 611 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,235 Deal. 612 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,903 Hey, daddies. You look tired. 613 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,772 I made you some grilled cheese sandwiches. 614 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,407 Love you. 615 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,908 Well, there's something we did right. 616 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,009 Yeah. 617 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,745 I needed them in a good mood. 618 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,780 I kept this from the petting zoo. 619 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,214 (purrs) 620 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,121 -- Captions by VITA --