1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,871 Ahh, breakfast lasagna! 2 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:05,173 Great call, honey. 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,040 Stay away from it. 4 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:07,408 It's for everybody tonight. 5 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:08,709 That's two meals away. 6 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,379 Hello. 7 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,647 Hey, Colonel, what's up? 8 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,150 Mommy, could Ivan come for dinner? 9 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,051 No, señor, 10 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,752 'cause tonight the whole family 11 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,088 is coming over for dinner, 12 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,422 'cause we're gonna vote on 13 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,391 where we're going on vacation this year. 14 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:24,892 A vote with a moral stain on it, 15 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:27,495 since ballots are reserved for land-owning adults. 16 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:28,596 Because nobody wants to go 17 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,698 to the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe. 18 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,032 Damn Colonel screwed me 19 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,767 and took his name off my petition. 20 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:36,437 I'm trying to overturn this dumb rule the club passed 21 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:39,173 banning cigars within 40 feet of the main lodge. 22 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,841 When my country passed a law 23 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,344 that allowed them to drown 14 year olds, 24 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,113 you said, "These things happen." 25 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:48,182 I just bought a box of El Conquistador Especiales. 26 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,284 And they deserve to be smoked in a fine leather chair, 27 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:53,287 not out by the fountain in some heavily-spidered area. 28 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,955 I don't want this in my house. 29 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,790 Can't smoke at home, can't smoke at the club. 30 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,692 Maybe Stella has room in her doghouse. 31 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,560 Where is she, anyway? 32 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,061 Haven't seen her since the morning. 33 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,363 I don't know where Stella is. 34 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,064 I think it has something to do 35 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,467 with the shock collar that I had to put on her 36 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,202 because she kept running away. 37 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:11,272 Maybe I tell Jay that I thought it was a necklace. 38 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,907 He was the one who wanted to pierce her ears. 39 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,110 Hey sweetie, your breakfast is on the table. 40 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,278 Ah, what's this? 41 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,479 Oh! Ooh, let me guess. 42 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:19,713 The guy in the cologne ad. 43 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,215 I've named him. It's Giovanni. 44 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,416 He's in love with me. 45 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,584 Well, he's leaving you for me. 46 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,918 I'm sorry. 47 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,086 We never meant for it to happen. 48 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,955 What's that? 49 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,623 Toast, toast is done. Those Russian brothers 50 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,991 who are renting the unit upstairs, 51 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,226 are they... Gone. 52 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,162 Because it's already been 30 days, okay? 53 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,829 And the rules are very clear. 54 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:37,965 I know all about squatter's rights, Mitchell. 55 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,800 Why do you always have to treat me 56 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,635 like I'm some irresponsible... 57 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,903 Idiot? 58 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,505 The Russian brothers wanted one more night. 59 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,507 So I took cash, and I didn't tell Mitchell, 60 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:47,941 and now they won't leave. 61 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:50,244 We have squatters. 62 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,613 First termites, now squatters. 63 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,415 At least the termites weren't my fault. 64 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,351 Look at this beautiful side table 65 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,520 somebody just left on the street. 66 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:02,490 Oh, do you need a hand? No, it's like ridiculously light. 67 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,926 Flapjacks for mi amore? 68 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,296 Oh, grazie. Ugh. I don't know what's more syrupy -- 69 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,797 you two or Luke's chin. 70 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,700 That's weird. I haven't had breakfast yet. 71 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,934 You'll have to excuse us. 72 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,135 Your father and I watched 73 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:16,804 a very romantic movie last night. 74 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:17,971 Okay, Google, 75 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,208 play the soundtrack to "Spaghetti for Pepe." 76 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,542 - Playing soundtrack. 77 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:22,976 Ooh. Mi scusa. 78 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,381 Whoa. Watch the new kicks. What? 79 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,683 You have another pair of new sneakers? 80 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,552 What is that job at the club paying you? 81 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,553 It's the tips, mom. 82 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:33,621 There's this one lady, 83 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,289 hold the door for her -- 10 bucks. 84 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,625 Bring her an ice tea with lemon, another 10 bucks. 85 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,460 Best tips I ever made was when we passed the hat 86 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,995 after a performance of my improv group, "Rule of Three." 87 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:44,698 We were known for our sketches, song parodies, 88 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:46,234 and full-frontal nudity. 89 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,835 Uhp. 90 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,370 Hello? 91 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,171 You are all out of orange juice. 92 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,040 I understand. 93 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:55,243 I have to go out for orange juice. 94 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,478 Yes, I understand. 95 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,913 I have to go out for orange juice. 96 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,148 Mitchell? 97 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,183 I have to go out for orange juice. 98 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,291 ** 99 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,770 Thank you for coming. I have a problem with Russians. 100 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,272 Being married to a Pritchett is great. 101 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,173 So great! The best! 102 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,342 But they can be a -- a tad judgmental. 103 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:30,210 Almost punitive. They are monsters. 104 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:33,013 That's why the three of us formed a -- a secret alliance 105 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,682 to help each other cover up our -- 106 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,450 our little mistakes. Like back in December, 107 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,286 when I hastily purchased an expensive prop 108 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,753 for an open house. 109 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,121 Thanks so much for hiding it. 110 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,256 Claire would kill me. 111 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,458 And it's only till Monday, when I can return it. 112 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:45,726 Don't worry. 113 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,160 Ay, Ay! 114 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,465 Hi! 115 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:55,736 Oh, welcome home! 116 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,538 You're so early, right? Not really. 117 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,541 There is that smile that I love. 118 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,776 Why don't you take me to lunch? Okay. 119 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:03,877 What happened here, anyway? 120 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,113 You get into Joe's scented markers again? 121 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:11,084 So now, I have scary Russian squatters who won't leave. 122 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,421 We'll have a small window when Mitchell goes to the gym. 123 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,488 He usually stretches, 124 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,089 takes a lap around the locker room, 125 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,425 and then gets a smoothie. 126 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,659 You two deal with the Russians, 127 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,060 and I'll keep Mitch distracted. 128 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,061 Anything else? Yes. 129 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,162 Our gate is broken, 130 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,398 and Stella keeps getting out in the street. 131 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,133 I bought her a shock collar. 132 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,835 We thought about getting one when Luke was younger. 133 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:30,103 Claire ended up just shaking a can of pennies at him. 134 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,739 It spooked her and she's hiding. 135 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,442 We need to find her before Jay does and sees the collar. 136 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,610 He has warned me many times not to get one 137 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:37,745 because they are cruel. 138 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,480 All right, we'll deal with the Russians first, 139 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,248 then come find Stella before the big vote. 140 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,450 We do not have much time. 141 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,717 We need to go. 142 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,520 I actually ordered a sandwich. 143 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,492 Is Rainer not here yet? 144 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:52,526 Oh, no, he is. 145 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,462 He, uh, signed a head shot I didn't ask for, 146 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,163 and then went to the bathroom. 147 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,164 There's his daughter. 148 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,001 I've never met a boyfriend's daughter before. 149 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,503 I mean, I went out with Stacy's dad, 150 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,438 but I've known her since, like, kindergarten. 151 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,306 You're nervous? I mean, how could this go wrong? 152 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,108 She's a teenage girl. That's when you peaked. 153 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:08,942 I know. 154 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:09,877 I guess I just really like this guy, 155 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,311 and I want to be able to show him 156 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,781 I can fit into the more complicated parts of his life. 157 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:14,982 Hey, princess. 158 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,684 Hey! Hey. 159 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,552 Six people filmed me arguing with that meter maid, 160 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,287 and no one caught this adorable moment? 161 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,922 Mwah. 162 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,358 So, you must be April. 163 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,292 Uh, yeah? 164 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,327 April, tone. 165 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:28,462 I'll grab a chair. 166 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,232 Sorry. That's work. Gotta take that. 167 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,469 Anyways, I'm Haley, your dad's, uh -- 168 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,004 Latest? Yes! 169 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,306 Flash flood in the Mohave, they need me to cover. 170 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,709 The water's already ramp high at the senior center. 171 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,644 You know, a puppy floats by on a pizza box, 172 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,712 this could be national. 173 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,647 Oops, snakes. Our day! 174 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,015 I'll just go to mom and Jeff's. 175 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,183 No, no, we were supposed to get to know each other today. 176 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:52,152 Um, I can watch you. 177 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,220 Because I'm 4? 178 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,254 Oh, tone. 179 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,255 Are you sure? 180 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,690 Yes. Girls day. We'll meet you later. 181 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,727 Oh, okay, thank you for understanding, sweetie. 182 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,928 No problem. No problem. 183 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:03,431 Tragedy strikes. 184 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,998 Dozens dead. 185 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,099 Tragedy strikes. 186 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,101 Dozens dead. 187 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,838 And our final order of business is our entry 188 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,441 to this year's Expo Internacional du Closet. 189 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:14,274 What do we got? 190 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,009 Okay, so we all know 191 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,446 that Europeans prefer strong but simple lines... Mm-hmm. 192 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,547 ...which is why I think 193 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,549 that we should go with the Trafalgar. 194 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,751 Interesting. 195 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,285 It's sturdy, dependable. 196 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,253 On the other hand, 197 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,088 the Matterhorn is a chance to shake things up. 198 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,757 Think about what the Danes did in '02. 199 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,892 Also valid. 200 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,861 It's bold, innovative. 201 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:36,964 Ah, gotta take this. 202 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,199 Civil rights issue over at the club I have to deal with. 203 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,033 Hello. 204 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,201 What's so funny? 205 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,235 What are you laughing at? 206 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:43,937 It's so cute how nervous you are 207 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,272 about your first expo. 208 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,974 It's like every time we throw out an idea, 209 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,109 you have to look to see what your dad is thinking. 210 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:49,943 I don't do that. 211 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,378 I-I-I don't do that at all, Dom. 212 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,146 Maybe you do that with your dad. 213 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,382 Gary won't sign my petition unless I sign his. 214 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,784 It'll be a cold day in hell 215 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:59,186 before that hippie tees off in flip-flops. 216 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,655 Where were we? 217 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,657 I was just about to make my decision 218 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:08,261 between the Trafalgar and the Matterhorn. 219 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:09,663 Mm-hmm. 220 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,999 I got the power suit, the corner office. 221 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,834 A closet doesn't get installed in this town 222 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,268 without me knowing about it. 223 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,637 But one important decision, 224 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,840 and suddenly I'm this pig-tailed little girl in Mary Janes 225 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,610 looking to daddy to tell me I'm smart. 226 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:26,246 Uh, it's...too important a decision to make right now. 227 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,649 I'm just gonna take the rest of the day to think about it. 228 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,117 Okay, but Munich needs to know by 5:00. 229 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:33,587 I know, but this is a tough choice. 230 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,623 Is it? 231 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,095 Hey, I brought your clothes for tonight. 232 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,597 Oh, thank you honey, that's so sweet. 233 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:46,333 How's it going with, um... The Wi-Fi won't work, 234 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,468 and this whole place smells like Cup O' Noodles. 235 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,771 Mom, this is April, Rainer's daughter. 236 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,005 Pleasure to meet you. 237 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,974 Hi. So, I'm gonna look for a ladies' room. 238 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,609 Do they have those in factories? 239 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,678 Uh, we do, yes. It's just down the hall. 240 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,379 Just down the hall. Thanks, echo. 241 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,217 What's so funny? 242 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,720 Oh, just you dealing with a teenage girl. 243 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,722 Not as easy as it looks, is it? 244 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,558 Excuse me. I'm doing just fine. 245 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,025 Hey, kiddo. 246 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,127 We gonna see you tonight for the big vacation vote? 247 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,162 You bet. 248 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,830 Mind if I bring an unbearable teenager? 249 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:17,865 What's one more. 250 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,967 Listen, I'm gonna run over to the club 251 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,803 and scare up one last signature for my cigar petition. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 252 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,573 Oh, have you decided on what closet for the expo? 253 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,707 'Cause I was thinking -- 254 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,175 No! No, no, no. No, thank you. 255 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,044 I will let you know when I have made my decision. 256 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,146 Sure. Sandwich looks good. 257 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,548 Does it? Does it look good to you? 258 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,349 'Cause that doesn't mean it's a good sandwich. 259 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,552 It's not. As a matter of fact, it's not a good sandwich. 260 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:41,421 All right, see you guys later tonight. Uh-huh. 261 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:44,958 Just do it. Okay. 262 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,396 Luke? 263 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,698 Buddy? 264 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:55,535 Kevin, was that my grandson taking off in that sportscar? 265 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,738 Yeah, it was. That's quite a spin on that response. 266 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,906 What's going on? 267 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,407 Maggie Braithwait has some work for him 268 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,875 to do around her house. 269 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,577 She's got an eye for the young ones. Should I be worried? 270 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,045 She might try and pressure him a little, 271 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,213 but Luke's a smart kid, right? 272 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,083 Damn it. 273 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,185 Oh, thank God you're here. 274 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,221 I can hear the Russians upstairs laughing at democracy. 275 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,222 All right, shall we? 276 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,857 No. I work alone. 277 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,126 If you hear two bodies hit the floor, it's done. 278 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,294 If you hear three, one tried to get back up. 279 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,730 Okay... 280 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,366 Oh! I'm so sorry! 281 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,467 Phil! 282 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,436 Oh, Mitchell! 283 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,437 Wow, that's crazy. 284 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:31,705 Is -- is this your gym? 285 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,773 Yeah. Oh. 286 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,207 I was just heading into the post office. 287 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,909 You mind keeping me company? They're always quick. 288 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,645 Oh, well, actually, I gotta -- 289 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,146 I don't have my keys. 290 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,413 Oh, I must have dropped them. 291 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,215 Oh, no. Well, I'll -- I'll help you check the gym. 292 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,817 You remember what machines you were using? 293 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,887 All of them. 294 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,423 We scoured that gym. 295 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,492 It actually did take a crazy long time, 296 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,427 because Mitchell kept getting lost. 297 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,664 But I still needed a little more time. 298 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,766 Ugh, sorry that took so long. 299 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,969 I can't pass up a library book sale. 300 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,804 I mean, a dollar for as many magazines 301 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,172 as you can fit in the car. 302 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,574 Yeah, National Geo-- 303 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,476 Land of Savages. 304 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,778 How old are these? 305 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,145 Hi, honey. 306 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,981 Hey, Phil, I know you already went to the store 307 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,315 for O.J. this morning, 308 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,483 but can you go back and grab some wine for tonight? 309 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,751 You got it. 310 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,019 Ciao, bella. 311 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,821 You went out for orange juice this morning? 312 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,023 That's a coincidence. Cam did too. 313 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,992 That is a coincidence. That's -- that's really... 314 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:33,000 Every day, I take Joe to a park in a Russian neighborhood. 315 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,101 We like it there. 316 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,836 I have picked up a few phrases 317 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,405 that the Russian nannies tell to the Russian kids. 318 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,736 Well, it's pretty simple, Mitch. 319 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,070 You just touch everything, 320 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,238 and then when the tow truck guy 321 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,505 shows up and sees your dirty paws, 322 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,807 he knows you're a pro. 323 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,710 Also, say "fan belt" as often as you... 324 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:17,978 Mitchell? 325 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,013 Mitchell? 326 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,348 Hello. 327 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,582 The red panda's left the zoo. 328 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,852 Red panda? Mitchell's code name! 329 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,087 I stalled him for as long as I could, and he got away. 330 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,589 Okay, well, how much time do I have? I'm not sure. 331 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,191 I don't really know where I am. 332 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,259 All I can see is -- 333 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,094 Oh, there's your house. What? 334 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,063 - Cam. - Hi, sweetheart! 335 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,697 Save the Southern charm, Scarlett. 336 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,267 Phil was clearly just trying to keep me from here. What? 337 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,368 Yeah, I-I lost my keys, 338 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,270 and sudden-- suddenly he shows up and -- 339 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,038 Does this have something to do 340 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,239 with the thud we heard upstairs? 341 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,741 Mitchell, I -- I say this with love, 342 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,276 but you're coming unhinged. 343 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,278 The suspicions, the accusations, 344 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,246 the mechanical sexual performance -- 345 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,348 Where has Mitchell gone? 346 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,616 Yeah, I'm -- but I'm not a doctor, 347 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,251 so if you think something's going on upstairs, 348 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,586 by all means, let's go take a look. 349 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,788 You know, on the other hand, 350 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:04,191 if I were a doctor, I would say, 351 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,626 "What's up with all the conspiracy theories?" 352 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,062 It's textbook paranoia. 353 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,264 Everyone's talking about it. 354 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,466 But again, not a doctor, so shall we? 355 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,304 Huh. 356 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,206 Well, you know, there are 30 different ways 357 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,740 to say "I'm sorry" in Russian. 358 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,741 I'm sorry. 359 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,944 Maybe I was being paranoid. 360 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,145 Apology accepted, 361 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,948 and I'm sorry for calling your lovemaking mechanical. 362 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,950 I actually really like your shy, school teacher character. 363 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,419 Thanks. 364 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,659 El Conquistador Especial. 365 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,128 My dad's brand. 366 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,163 That doesn't explain the lipstick, though. 367 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,598 No, my dad won't even wear Chapstick. 368 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,200 He says it's a gateway balm. 369 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,839 Grandpa? Oh, geez. 370 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,306 I knew I should have run that yellow. 371 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,574 Where's your shirt? 372 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,643 Mrs. Braithwait wanted me to move some boxes, 373 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,979 and told me to take it off so it didn't get dirty. 374 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,848 But I kinda feel dirty anyway. 375 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,749 Grab your shirt. We're leaving. 376 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:06,353 Luke, let's get those dirty, tight pants in the wash. 377 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,121 Oh, hello. 378 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,322 How are ya? 379 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,191 I'm here to pick up my barely-legal grandson. 380 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,159 I recognize you. 381 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,326 From the club, right? 382 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,163 You're the one fighting that silly new cigar rule. 383 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,497 Excuse me? 384 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,199 Where'd you put my shirt? Give us a minute, kid. 385 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,600 It is a dumb rule, isn't it. 386 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,135 It's terrible. 387 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,671 My late husband loved smoking in the main lodge. 388 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,539 Is that whose cologne you made me put on? 389 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,975 Hey, hey, hey. Boxes, right? 390 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,042 I've got a petition here. 391 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,377 Why don't you read it quick? 392 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,511 You might want to sign it. 393 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,646 Oh, I'm not sure now's such a good time. 394 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,648 My neck is so... 395 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:36,783 Luke, get in there. 396 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,685 Put your magic fingers to work. 397 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,993 Mm. How do you know my body this well? 398 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,527 Right there on the "X." 399 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,795 Ooh... 400 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,863 Oh, you seem relaxed. 401 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,231 I should stop. 402 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,900 Not just yet. 403 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,568 If it would be easier, just hold the pen, 404 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,005 and I will move the paper underneath. 405 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,339 If I'd have known you were this good, 406 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,640 I would have had you do my feet. 407 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,708 He's gonna get there. 408 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,043 He's working his way down. 409 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,211 Ahh. 410 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,379 Probably just your initials would be okay. 411 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,647 You know what? 412 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,516 If you don't mind, I'm gonna sign this later, 413 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,683 send it home with Luke. 414 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:11,985 All right, come on. 415 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,020 We're done. 416 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,389 Okay, but, uh... 417 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,092 ...you're definitely gonna sign it, right? 418 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,327 Definitely, promise. All right. 419 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,394 Bye-bye. 420 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,695 Luke, we should probably get upstairs 421 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,197 and flip that mattress. 422 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,067 Luke, I'm sorry. 423 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,068 I forgot your mom 424 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,502 needs you home for your piano lesson. 425 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,838 Let's go. Gotta run. See ya. 426 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,940 Took you long enough. 427 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,574 Oh, please, it was an extra 10 seconds. 428 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,575 What could have happened? 429 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,709 She asked me to do push-ups 430 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,211 while she put on her wedding dress. 431 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,180 Wow, she jumped right to the Honeymoon Handshake. 432 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,514 It has a name? 433 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,216 Don't you and your dad ever talk? 434 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,889 Okay, we've searched everywhere for Stella, no sign. 435 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,459 Yet. Don't worry, we'll find her before the gray goat does. 436 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,794 Who? Jay. Come on, guys, 437 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,930 I spend a lot of time on those code names. 438 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,298 Okay, hurry, because he takes a picture of her 439 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,633 every day at the same time 440 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,569 because he's making a flip book. 441 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,770 Ay, watch out, watch out. 442 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,405 I think Mitchell is looking at us. 443 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,873 Okay, I thought I cooled his suspicions this morning. 444 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,874 Laugh and disperse. 445 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,278 Ay! 446 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,147 Hey, mom. Red wine? Oh, thanks. 447 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,748 Grandpa said you'd like it. Really? 448 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,084 Well, who cares what he thinks? 449 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,585 Just 'cause he likes something, I'm supposed to like it? 450 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,719 Unreal. 451 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,121 Mm, and of course, it's gross. 452 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,655 Okay, well, I'll just take it back then. 453 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,491 No, no! No need to make a big deal out of things. 454 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,725 I'll just drink it. 455 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,660 Hey! Any word from your dad? 456 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,062 He texted me, like, two hours ago. 457 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,998 I told him how you kept the car running when you got gas 458 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,265 and could've blown me up. 459 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,401 But you told him about the fun things too right? 460 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,735 We had that huge cookie, 461 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,071 you spun away from me fast and got your hair in my mouth. 462 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,407 What was that for? 463 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,909 My friend Betsy has an Insta about sad stuff. 464 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,644 Uh-huh... 465 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,286 Oh, I-I wasn't... No, it's okay. I don't judge. 466 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,122 I'm wearing a clear coat on my nails. Ah. 467 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,157 Yeah, I know, what a chowder head. 468 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,159 Hey, speaking of that regional delicacy... 469 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,660 I am not voting to go to Boston 470 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,795 just so we could see where America's first ghoul 471 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,097 was potty trained. 472 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,665 Care to wipe the lipstick off my neck 473 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,100 from where you bit my head off? 474 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,502 Hey -- And why is there no orange juice? 475 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,304 My mom went out for some this morning. 476 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,272 Really? 477 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,773 That you find interesting? 478 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,475 Might as well pack for SeaWorld right now. 479 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,046 Hey, guys, have you seen April? 480 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,113 Just saw her a minute ago. 481 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,114 She had me pose 482 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,649 for some Instagram thing her friend does. 483 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,985 What is this? 484 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,121 Clothes that don't come from a mall. Hold on, hold on. 485 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,522 I'm supposed to be watching you. 486 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,324 I'm going to Betsy's. My Uber's out front. 487 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,359 Who is this Betsy? 488 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,693 Are her parents even home? 489 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,695 And you're 14. You're not Ubering anywhere. 490 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,330 Also, you -- you can lose the makeup 491 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,865 because you look like a prostitute 492 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,300 at an electronics convention. 493 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,169 Now, go wipe it off and help set the table. 494 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,340 Huh. 495 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,508 What? 496 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,177 I'm -- I'm not used to being all parenty, okay? 497 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,644 No, you did a great job. 498 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,380 Oh, thanks. 499 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,315 I just felt weird 'cause you were standing right there, 500 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,383 and you're, like, the expert. 501 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,351 Oh, I am hardly the expert. 502 00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,586 I still... 503 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,521 I still have my own stuff to work on. 504 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,689 Hm. 505 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,524 Maybe I shouldn't have called her a prostitute? 506 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,393 You gotta have fun with it. Hm. 507 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,197 Hey, dad. 508 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,900 I'm sorry that I barked at you today. 509 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,169 It's just with this whole Expo decision... 510 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,372 ...I hate feeling like a little girl 511 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,740 that needs her daddy's help. 512 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,577 But I guess there's no harm in looking to the guy 513 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,347 who's been knocking it out of the park for 25 years, right? 514 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,748 Nope. 515 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,717 And the best advice that guy could give you is, 516 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,052 go with you gut... 517 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,221 'cause you're good at this. 518 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,588 Thanks. 519 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,689 Thanks. 520 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,525 And I -- and I have made a decision. 521 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,060 I'm going with the Matterhorn. 522 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,463 Huh. 523 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,065 Damn it. 524 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,102 Look who I found! 525 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,270 Ay, thank God! 526 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,971 This is the first time I'm so happy to see her. 527 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,107 Let's get this shock collar off before he gets... 528 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,041 Hello, guys! Oh! 529 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,443 There's my little baby. Ah! 530 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,910 You two, take these in the house. 531 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,046 I've got a couple left in the trunk. A little help, buddy. 532 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,748 Oh, on the other side of the gate? Come on, Phil! 533 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,783 Couldn't they just circle back around? 534 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,822 Say what? It's nothing. 535 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:10,957 All right, take that. 536 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,096 Oh, mama! 537 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,472 What's wrong with you? Pick it up. 538 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,240 Yeah, let's do it. Let's pick it up. 539 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,408 Aah! Aah! 540 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,977 What the hell's the matter with you? 541 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,645 Why are you making those sounds? I don't think that's... 542 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,580 Mm. 543 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,915 All right, when you're done here, 544 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,150 come back 'cause there's more. 545 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,318 Okie-doke. 546 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,289 What the hell is that? 547 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,656 Is that a shock collar? 548 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,958 I don't know, but this is a shocked face 549 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,961 because I have never seen something like that in my life. 550 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,363 So you obviously bought it. 551 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,965 I just didn't want Stella to walk out in the street. 552 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,301 That's what a leash is for! 553 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,335 You're a bad dog owner. 554 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,469 Bad dog owner! 555 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,937 Why did you have it? 556 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:58,938 Well, I know why. 557 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,440 Yeah, because they're all working together. 558 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,608 Oh, here we go. 559 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,376 You should've heard his paranoia this morning 560 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,278 about the -- the Russian renters? 561 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,846 Oh, I'm glad -- I'm glad you brought up the Russians 562 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,348 because look at what I found! 563 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,517 That's my El Conquistador Especial. 564 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,018 Gloria took that from me this morning. 565 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,286 Oh, let me guess, 566 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,322 right before she went out to buy orange juice. 567 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,689 That's right. Except for she wasn't. 568 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,626 She was with Cam getting rid of the squatters 569 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,094 while I was being stalled by that man! 570 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,731 They helped me hide a reindeer! 571 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,998 From a year ago? 572 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,734 Who knows how long this has been going on. 573 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,068 Okay, they've been in cahoots, 574 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,537 covering up each other's mistakes 575 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,572 before we've even had a chance to shame them. 576 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,541 Since this little alliance 577 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,309 made a decision to go behind our backs, 578 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,345 maybe we should make a decision without them. 579 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,813 Oh. Like where we're going on vacation. 580 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,648 What? No, por favor, no! 581 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,982 What? No! 582 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,351 You can't do that. I like it. I like it. 583 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,418 Let's do this. Let's go vote. 584 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,555 Yep. We've got it. 585 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,156 Okay. We've reached a decision. 586 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,524 Drum roll please. 587 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,395 Close enough. 588 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,029 The family is going to... 589 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,932 ...Italy! 590 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:00,867 Ah! Yes! 591 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,235 Oh, my God! That's awesome! 592 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,536 That's so awesome, guys! 593 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,771 Yeah. 594 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,040 The cutest part is that they think it was their idea. 595 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,182 Mmm, what are you making? 596 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,684 I'm making an Italian dish 597 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,452 that Jay's mother used to make. 598 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,589 Breakfast lasagna. 599 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,890 Great call, honey. 600 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:28,561 ** 601 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:29,696 Hi. Oh. 602 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,298 Hey, sweetie, your breakfast is on the table. 603 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,465 Oh, what's this? 604 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,467 Oh! I've named him. It's Giovanni. 605 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,770 I'm still thinking about that movie last night. 606 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,272 You picked a good one. 607 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:42,108 Only the Italians could make something that romantic. 608 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,810 Flapjacks for mi amore. 609 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,011 Oh, grazie. 610 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,785 No offense, dad, but I'm not sure these magazines 611 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,886 are the treasure trove of information 612 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,154 you thought they were. What are you talking about? 613 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,390 Now and Forever. 614 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,492 Our mysterious Neighbor to the North. 615 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,828 Don't hate these photos of the lost tribes. 616 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,663 That's a human head hanging off her skirt. 617 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,632 Kids, these magazines harken back to a time 618 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,634 when man had to forage and fight for his foods. 619 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,268 You guys have it too easy nowadays. 620 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,003 You can lay around eating snacks saying, 621 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,772 "Okay, Google, dim the kitchen lights." 622 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,706 Sure thing. 623 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,477 Go ahead, Dad. 624 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,512 Okay, Google, 625 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,614 show me a video of a kangaroo 626 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:25,017 playing badminton with a pirate. 627 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,653 Sure, playing on YouTube. 628 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,988 What?!