1 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:03,504 -Come on in. -Hey-o! 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:04,805 -Hi! -Hello. 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,807 Do you love our sweaters? 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,809 I thought they would be perfect for the Snow Ball dance. 5 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,578 I got them at the store where you buy things 6 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:11,912 that go with the other things. 7 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,547 Oh, I know that place. That's where we got 8 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:15,149 our Salt-N-Pepa salt and pepper shakers. 9 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:18,086 Claire can never tell which one is which. 10 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:21,222 A confusing idea poorly executed. 11 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,490 Stop implying I'm a racist. 12 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,992 How did we get roped into this chaperone thing? 13 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,761 This incredibly annoying PTA mom, Marjorie, 14 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,063 keeps hounding us to volunteer for things, 15 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,731 and we finally ran out of excuses. 16 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:33,101 Ooh, I should probably tell her we're coming. 17 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,236 Unreal. 18 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,504 "Where are you?" 19 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,106 "Are you with Claire?" 20 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,673 "How far away are you?" 21 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,342 "Text me when you're close." 22 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,577 "I locked my keys in my car." 23 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:44,778 Oh, that's from Haley. 24 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,614 Much as I'd love to meet this dingbat, 25 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,682 how many chaperones do they really need? 26 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,018 Takes one person to turn a garden hose 27 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,120 on those dry humpers. 28 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:54,054 If Phil is going, you are going. 29 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,056 I don't like being the only person in the room 30 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,091 without a husband. 31 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:59,059 It's my one insecurity. 32 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,294 Phil's just trying to be nice. 33 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:01,795 He doesn't want to go to this thing, either. 34 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,431 Actually, I was looking forward to it. 35 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,299 Maybe meet some of these so-called cheerleaders. 36 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,868 Watch their faces when I tell them we could kewpie a scorpion 37 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,638 into a cradle catch and then pop up into a split extension. 38 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,906 Most of that stuff's illegal now. 39 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,276 I think what Phil's trying to say is that 40 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:18,712 he and I haven't had a boy's night in a good while. 41 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,781 I mean, wouldn't it be nice to just hang out together, 42 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:21,649 just you and me? 43 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:24,618 What do you say, buddy? 44 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,954 What?! 45 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:30,591 Might be nice to have a hang with my boy Jay. 46 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,293 If it's fine with you. 47 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,295 Sure, it's the least I could do, because tomorrow 48 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:36,497 you are going to help Luke with his homework 49 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,466 while I visit wine country. 50 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,767 I want to go. 51 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,569 That's just what she calls lying on the trampoline 52 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,636 drinking Chardonnay. 53 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:43,937 Ah. 54 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,506 Oh, yes! We're on our way. 55 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:46,740 -Okay. -Bye-bye. 56 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:47,841 Have fun, you two. 57 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,743 Don't worry about us. We'll have a blast. 58 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,145 We'll have a good time. We'll have a good time. 59 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:53,013 Yes! 60 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,316 This is gonna be so great! 61 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,617 Sure it will. Maybe give them about 62 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,119 a five-minute lag time before you hit the road. 63 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:00,354 What do you mean? 64 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,256 You -- you said we were gonna do something together. 65 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,958 I was just trying to get us out of that stupid dance. 66 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,760 Oh. 67 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:07,695 Okay. 68 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:08,762 Enjoy your night, Phil. 69 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,331 I've got a date with an epic Western 70 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,099 about a crooked sheriff, and I'm at the first 71 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,602 of what I predict to be many wrongful hangings. 72 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,537 Well, if you're not up for doing anything, 73 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,206 I think I'll just go to the dance. 74 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,973 What? No. You can't do that. 75 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,275 Makes me look like a jerk. 76 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,610 Well, then what am I supposed to do? 77 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,212 Whatever you like. I want to go to the dance. 78 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,646 How are you not getting this? 79 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,216 Fine. I'll just go home. 80 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:29,617 You're going to the dance, aren't you? 81 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,653 Of course I am. All right, you win. 82 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,121 We'll do something. Awesome! 83 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,156 What do you want to do? Gosh, I don't know. 84 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,025 I mean, dancing is still so much in the air. 85 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,660 Uh-huh. Where are you going? 86 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,128 Scotch country. 87 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,897 -- Captions by VITAC -- 88 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:46,900 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 89 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,903 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 90 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,373 ** 91 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,644 We're low on ice in bucket 12. 92 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,546 Hey, those crab cakes have to last all night. 93 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,848 Push the cheese. 94 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,384 Setlist? 95 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,818 You're starting with "Get Lucky"? 96 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,288 Come on, we're telling a story here. 97 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,557 Do you know what time it is? 98 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,924 I thought you were gonna help me set up. 99 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:11,925 Sorry, buddy. 100 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,194 I was worrying about the big-picture stuff. 101 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,196 Hmm. Is there enough room for it here, 102 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,931 or should I put it in the back entrance? 103 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,768 You can certainly put it in a back entrance. 104 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:24,104 Oh, my gosh, doesn't everything look so lovely? 105 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,339 Well, it's high school. 106 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,040 Dress it up all you want, it's still the place I spent 107 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,543 four years being tormented by sadistic bullies. 108 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,779 Nice shirt, Michelle. 109 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,847 You know what? Times have changed. 110 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,716 In high school, did you ever imagine 111 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,618 you'd end up with the football coach? 112 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,253 The football coach? No. 113 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,121 The swim coach, Mr. Artino, almost nightly. 114 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,957 Oh, Coach Tucker, Mitchell. 115 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,125 Thank you for volunteering. 116 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,294 I couldn't say no. 117 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,128 The kids on the team practically begged me. 118 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,632 It's an amazing thing to matter so much and inspire so many. 119 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,767 Oh, no, I think they just wanted you here 120 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:54,868 so they can prank you. 121 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,103 Hmm? Yeah. 122 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:57,805 The football team has something all worked out. 123 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,440 I don't know what it is 'cause I checked out 124 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,941 after they capped my salary. 125 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,443 But there's usually a mess, 126 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:05,413 so you might want to throw a poncho over all that finery. 127 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,447 Oh. 128 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,048 Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much. 129 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,950 Now I'm gonna spend the whole dance paranoid 130 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,785 wondering what they're gonna do. 131 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,086 Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry? 132 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,555 You're a clown. 133 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,290 Isn't that mostly just pranking people? 134 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:19,393 No, it is not. Clowns are loving and joyful. 135 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,629 You know what? I was warned about this kind of ignorance. 136 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:24,965 Don't make me regret marrying outside the big top. 137 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,700 What? 138 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,070 We got to keep our eyes peeled 139 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,805 for kids trying to bring alcohol in here. 140 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,941 I cannot make it through this thing without a drink. 141 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,109 Marjorie, 12:00. 142 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,445 Oh, God. 143 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,647 Quick, pretend we're having a fight. 144 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,781 Then she won't come over here. 145 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,451 You stole my inheritance, you gold digger! 146 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,353 Wow, you had that one ready to go. 147 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,787 There you are. 148 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,921 Did you get my texts? 149 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,590 Look what I've already confiscated. 150 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,460 Oh, shameful. I'll take that. 151 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,962 So, I still need volunteers to call parents 152 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,630 for silent auction items. 153 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:59,132 I've divided it into six-hour shifts, 154 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,469 so if you switch ears every half-hour, 155 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,036 it's actually not bad. 156 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,138 Can I count on you two ladies? 157 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:08,108 I'm so busy, but I can't speak for Gloria. 158 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,311 My phone English no so good. 159 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:14,114 I get it. I'm a bit of a nag-eroo. 160 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,015 Oh. 161 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,617 Like my mom always jokes, 162 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,151 you know who you should bore with this? 163 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,654 Your husband. Oh, right, he left you. 164 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,960 That woman is so uptight. 165 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,629 -You know what she needs? -Mm. 166 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,797 A man. 167 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,700 That is a very old-fashioned attitude, 168 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,802 which in this case, seems pretty accurate. 169 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,170 A man, a man, a man. Where can we find one. 170 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,807 Hey, Siri, record "Antiques Roadshow." 171 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,475 I can't think of anyone. 172 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,143 Principal Brown. 173 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,712 He's single. We could fix them up. 174 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,880 At the winter dance. Mm-hmm. 175 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,382 That's so romantic. 176 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:51,151 Yes, and maybe she'll get off our backs 177 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,153 if she spends more time on hers. 178 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,023 You really are your father's son. 179 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:02,696 Hey, you okay? 180 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,532 Guy just made fun of my bow tie in front of everyone. 181 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:05,766 Asked if I was trying to look gay. 182 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,234 Oh, that is charming. 183 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,870 So I-I guess high school hasn't changed that much, has it? 184 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,205 Look, I want you to put this back on 185 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,107 and wear this with pride. 186 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:17,177 This was soaking wet before you threw it in there, right? 187 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,547 We're gonna let it go. It's fine. 188 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,448 All right. 189 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,784 Where is this idiot? 190 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,756 Are you trying to look gay? 191 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,591 'Cause you don't have the pecs, the pores, 192 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,359 or the pants for it, slugger. 193 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,896 Hey, here's a reference that hairstyle's old enough to get. 194 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,465 It's not twerking. 195 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,600 Yeah, well, you're just -- you're just a -- you're a -- 196 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:40,768 Ah? You're a -- you're a -- 197 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,036 So, I'm gonna go squeeze in a dance real quick 198 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,272 while you stagger to the end of that sentence. 199 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,745 Leslie Kwan Collins, Daily Dolphin. 200 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:52,813 I know who you are. 201 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,114 We've been friends since kindergarten. 202 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,884 Care to comment on what my sources are calling 203 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,919 "The best Snow Ball ever?" 204 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,288 Sure, but I'm not the one responsible 205 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,890 for this party's success. 206 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,257 They all are. 207 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,226 I'm just a humble servant who made it all happen. 208 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,630 Can you excuse us, please? Thank you. 209 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:10,898 You are unbelievable. 210 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,833 Stop. I can't keep hearing this. 211 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,802 I'm the one who made all this happen. 212 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:18,238 Do you have any idea how hard it is doing all this for $8,000? 213 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,473 Yeah, of course not, because -- 214 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,942 Wait, wait, wait. The budget for this was $800. 215 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,110 You spent $8,000? 216 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,444 That's the budget for the whole year. 217 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:26,446 I texted you, "What's my budget for the Snow Ball." 218 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,016 You replied $8,000, followed by a gratuitous gif 219 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,918 of a guy getting hit in the nards. 220 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,120 It's like just don't skateboard down a railing, right? 221 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,923 -Principal Brown. -Yep? 222 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,958 If we were to go over with the student council budget, 223 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,693 how hard would it be to get a little extra money? 224 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:40,994 Oh, no problem. 225 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,296 We would just sell the Rembrandt in the faculty lounge. 226 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,798 See? Problem solved. 227 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,000 He's being sarcastic. Why? What's wrong? 228 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,302 Nothing. Just playing "What if all the money got spent?" 229 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,704 Oh, can you imagine? 230 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:51,972 We'd have to cancel 231 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,140 every other school event, 232 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,008 starting with the wrestling banquet, 233 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,611 and those hopped-up psychos would rip your heads off! 234 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,147 And then you'd bleed to death 235 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,982 'cause we can't afford a school nurse anymore, right? 236 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,551 Ooh! Oysters. 237 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,025 Oh! Nice try, boys! 238 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:12,893 You guys are cool. 239 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,194 Just, uh, move along. 240 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:18,866 Hey, Cam. Uh, do you know a kid named Damien Warmack? 241 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:19,967 Oh, yeah. 242 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,068 Mean little kid. Yeah. 243 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,703 He fat shamed my whole defensive line. 244 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,237 There's nothing more sad than watching 245 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,640 a once terrifying nose tackle pick croutons out of his salad. 246 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:27,875 Oh, God, I'm so conflicted. 247 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,677 A gay kid is now bullying football players, 248 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,411 which I guess, you know, seems like progress, 249 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,713 but the wrong kind of progress. 250 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,683 -Would you like a -- -Oh! 251 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:41,488 In my defense, bruschetta mostly ends up on the floor anyway. 252 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,890 Cam, I think you might be 253 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,558 more worried about this prank than you need to be. 254 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,226 Well, I just don't understand why they want to prank me. 255 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,494 I thought they liked me. 256 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,662 Of course they like you. 257 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,197 You can't prank someone you don't like. 258 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,065 That's -- that's just assault. 259 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,234 But pranking you is their bizarre way 260 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,535 of saying that they love you. 261 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:58,138 Is this your bizarre way of not validating my feelings? 262 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,408 Okay, we could go bowling. 263 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,844 Hmm. Had my league last night. I'm a little bowled out. 264 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,779 Fair enough. Round of mini golf? 265 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:06,880 Great idea. Wait up. 266 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,281 I'll go get my frog and my slingshot. 267 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,783 We'll hop on our bikes and go down there. 268 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,051 We could get something to eat. 269 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,219 Already ate. Go to the movies? 270 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,754 Hate the lines. How about a bar? 271 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,389 So, we drive across town, pay a 200% markup 272 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,726 on the same glass of scotch I'm holding in my hand right now 273 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,561 just so some drunken old broad can stagger over 274 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,463 and tell me I look like Ernest Borgnine. 275 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,099 You know what? I'm done trying. 276 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,701 I'm sorry there isn't a single thing 277 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:28,969 you'd have fun doing with me. 278 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,037 Oh, come on! 279 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,404 Don't get all hurt. 280 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:34,074 I promise your next idea, I'll say yes to. 281 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:37,711 Really? 282 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:38,912 Thanks, Jay. 283 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,447 You held out for something awesome, 284 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,816 and I think we nailed it. 285 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,820 One, please. 286 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,790 That'll be $8, plus whatever tip you feel is appropriate. 287 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,558 It was free an hour ago. 288 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,960 You used to be able to throw a baby 289 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,561 in the back seat without strapping it in. 290 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,629 Times change, my friend. 291 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,099 Hey, Delgado. 292 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,334 I hope this punch isn't as watered down 293 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,636 as your performance in 294 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,238 "A Streetcar Named Desire to Hang Myself." 295 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,575 Damien, you're just -- you look -- damn it, 296 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,077 I hate how much I like that jacket. 297 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,080 Hey. 298 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:13,947 I know what you're doing. 299 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,015 Excuse me? 300 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,350 I know how hard it is to be a gay teen. 301 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,153 In -- in high school, I only had one friend. 302 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,254 Really? 303 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,023 What was Oscar Wilde like? 304 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,524 You're lashing out. 305 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,527 Because you're angry and you're insecure, 306 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,629 and you just want everyone else to feel as bad as you do. 307 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,198 Maybe. 308 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,933 But come on. 309 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,036 It must've been easier for you looking like Michael Fassbender. 310 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,505 I do not look like -- 311 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,007 you think I look like Michael Fassbender? 312 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,875 Yeah, if he were older and shorter 313 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,310 and played by Kathy Griffin. 314 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,078 Uh... 315 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:51,284 Hey, hey. That Damien Warmack kid is so mean. 316 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,553 Honing in on these poor kids' insecurities 317 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,188 and then just lacerating them. 318 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,524 I-I don't look like Kathy Griffin, do I? 319 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,026 I'll tell you what's mean, 320 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,195 is my team making me wait all night for this damn prank. 321 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,663 Or, "Mitch, you're being ridiculous. 322 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,733 You're a very handsome man, and if you had to be played 323 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,167 by a woman, it would be a young Ann-Margret." 324 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,535 -Hey, Coach. -Oh, God! Just do it! 325 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,803 Just do it! 326 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,638 Oh, Principal Brown, sorry. Sorry, I thought -- 327 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,841 I thought you were the prank. 328 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,542 Prank? Oh, no. 329 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,577 That was a little misunderstanding on my part. 330 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,747 Turns out the new wrestling coach is being pranked. 331 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,548 Yeah, they're gonna do that thing where 332 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:22,983 you spin a guy around a bunch of times, 333 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,718 you get him good and dizzy, and then you tie him 334 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,019 to a tree for the weekend. 335 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,354 Oh, God. Shouldn't you stop them? 336 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,522 I would, but he's been parking in my spot lately. 337 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,992 I guess it's a relief they're not pranking me. 338 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,526 Yes. You can finally relax. 339 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,828 Can I? 340 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,730 Knowing Coach Wilson's only been here seven months? 341 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,866 He's never brought his team homemade banana loaf, 342 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,734 and yet they care enough to terrorize him? 343 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,602 Okay, you're gonna have to land on a position. 344 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,038 I just don't understand why they begged me to be here 345 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,506 if they're not gonna prank me. 346 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,275 Because they love you, 347 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,343 and you're making a real difference in their lives. 348 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,544 Oh, well, I-I -- 349 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,546 I'm just kidding. They think you're a pushover, 350 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,082 and with you here, they can get away with anything. 351 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,950 That's ridiculous, because nothing gets past me. 352 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,551 Excuse me. Thank you. 353 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,053 -Mm-hmm. -What is that? 354 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,221 Look at this. 355 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,756 Oh. 356 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,095 I'm gonna go pour this down the drain. 357 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,997 Cheers. 358 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,035 Having fun? 359 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,204 Hey, I'm just trying to keep up appearances. 360 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,273 If I panic, everybody panics. 361 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,075 How much money did you make at the drink station? 362 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,443 Only about $200. 363 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,644 That's enough. 364 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,213 A caddy at the country club where I work 365 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,580 knows this dog track in Hindsdale. 366 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,317 There's 40-to-1 odds on a greyhound, Whippet Good, 367 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,819 who -- 368 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,653 Okay, the money's gone. 369 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:36,990 One time. 370 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:37,958 No, it's stupid. 371 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,592 Just try it. I'm not doing it. 372 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,261 No one else is around. I don't care. 373 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,063 Come on, I'll start. 374 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,134 * A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh * 375 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:51,004 * A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh * 376 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:54,407 * A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh * * In the jungle, the mighty jungle -- * 377 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,909 All right, that's it! 378 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,611 Get out. We're doing something else. 379 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,415 Somebody thinks you're cute. 380 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,783 Claire, please, this isn't high school. 381 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,285 Well, no, wait a minute. It is high school. 382 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,686 Mm. Okay. 383 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,188 All right, so who is it? 384 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:12,592 My favorite is a 1929 Bread Master. 385 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,027 Some people might say 386 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:17,664 that collecting vintage toasters is a crumby hobby. 387 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,500 Thank you. 388 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,203 Marjorie, I was just talking to Principal Brown, 389 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,038 and he into you, girl. 390 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:28,541 Really? He's hotter than a 1930s Sunbeam Toastrite. 391 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,979 Don't. 392 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,881 I can't talk right now, Mom. 393 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,483 No, I'm not home alone on a Saturday night. 394 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:40,453 I'm at a dance, and a boy likes me. 395 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,022 We good at this! 396 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,723 Why are you talking like that? 397 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,025 I don't know. 398 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,659 Excuse me, hi. Hey. 399 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,795 I don't know exactly how to do this, 400 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,198 but I'm very flattered by your interest in me, 401 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,300 and just so you know, the feeling is mutual. 402 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,701 What? 403 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,636 I don't know if you're into camping, but I can get a tent. 404 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,339 I'm married. My rear end is at home. 405 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,408 I meant Marjorie. 406 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,509 Oh! 407 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,744 Oh, no. She's way too intense. 408 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,080 No. And once you've imagined yourself 409 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,382 sitting by a campfire playing your clarinet for Gloria -- 410 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,817 Marjorie loves the outdoors. 411 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,386 Yes, she even has a camping toaster. 412 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:17,324 She is a super lady, but, guys, I'm only 45. 413 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,092 I'm holding out for fireworks. 414 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,861 Oh, here comes Damien. 415 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,198 Do not tell him that I thought I had a shot with Gloria. 416 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,834 My mom doesn't believe that Principal Brown likes me. 417 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,002 Can you tell her? 418 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,504 Gloria? 419 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,941 My phone English no so good. 420 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,048 How about ice cream? Too cold. 421 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,082 Coffee? Too late. 422 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,883 Oh, wait a minute. I'm such an idiot. 423 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,585 I forgot about the Clint Eastwood retrospective 424 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,853 followed by the scotch tasting 425 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,521 where famous athletes from the '70s tell stories 426 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,023 about how life used to be in Youngstown. 427 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,258 Really? No! 428 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,459 It doesn't exist. 429 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,427 What you want does not exist. 430 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,096 What are you doing? 431 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,430 I don't care what you do, 432 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,266 but I'm going into that dance. 433 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,368 I like to see the kids all dressed up and happy 434 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,103 and trying to look older than they are. 435 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,405 The first girl I ever kissed was at a high school dance. 436 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,307 Huh. 437 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,709 It was actually to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." 438 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,244 I guess that's why it was in my head. 439 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:15,715 Let's just say the lion did not sleep that night. 440 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,784 I was slamming Mountain Dews like a wild man. 441 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,886 Marsha Goulding. 442 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,921 I had this huge crush on her. 443 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,657 Finally got my nerve up to ask her to the Spring Fling. 444 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,594 First dance, I was terrified. I'm tromping all over her feet. 445 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,629 But as the dances went on, it got easier, 446 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:33,466 and right in the middle of Sam Cooke singing "You Send Me," 447 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,168 I went for it. 448 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,304 I was just so surprised she kissed me back. 449 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,442 Well, you can't have your first kiss again, 450 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,277 but you can have your next one right in there. 451 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,912 Oh, what the hell. Give Gloria a thrill. 452 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,580 That's great, Jay, 'cause you complete her. 453 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,415 Oh, Phil. 454 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,682 No, literally. 455 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,019 You complete her. 456 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,954 You're the butt of this joke. 457 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,425 Give me the sweater. 458 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,594 Marjorie is smart and organized, and if you ever need 459 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,763 hand sanitizer or a Band-Aid, she always has it on her. 460 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,599 She's like a sexy, sexy drugstore. 461 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,268 She's as cute as a button. 462 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,337 Like a grown-up Cabbage Patch doll. 463 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,938 Yeah. Yeah, that seems like 464 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,440 it'd be a whole lot of e-mails. 465 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,674 It's a hard pass. 466 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,376 But, Principal Brown, you know what they say 467 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,179 about a mom who's enthusiastic in the streets. 468 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,313 That's not a saying. 469 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,614 Why are the two of you 470 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,716 suddenly so interested in my love life, anyway? 471 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,984 Because we care. 472 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,619 You don't even know my first name. 473 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,720 Yes, we do. 474 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,357 It's, um...Prince? 475 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,492 Lucky guess. 476 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,127 I was over at the carving station, 477 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,796 and I thought, "You know who'd love some prime rib? 478 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,898 Principal Prince Brown." 479 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:39,899 Oh. 480 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,568 Marjorie, I'm afraid 481 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,237 you and I are pawns in a very sick game 482 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,039 being orchestrated by these two. 483 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,707 They're working very hard to put us together, 484 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,908 and I don't know why. 485 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,244 I've never seen them work very hard in anything, 486 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,080 except getting out of volunteering. 487 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,915 Hey, to be fair, we volunteer for plenty of things. 488 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,986 Yeah, don't you remember me holding a hose at the car wash? 489 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,721 Yeah, everybody remembers that. 490 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,023 So you're not interested in me? 491 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,393 Well, we've always had a working relationship, 492 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,196 and I guess I've just never thought of you in that way. 493 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,397 As a woman? 494 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,900 When I'm at work, I turn off that part of myself. 495 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,402 Oh. 496 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,736 Oh. 497 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,406 Uh, it has turned back on. 498 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,676 Oh, I'm gonna check the -- the fire exits. 499 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,412 We're going to stack chairs. 500 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,547 Whatever. 501 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,548 I've got it. 502 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,882 We start a fake marching band 503 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,584 and get the money for the instruments up front. 504 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,753 You just described the exact plot of "The Music Man." 505 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,754 How'd that turn out? 506 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,123 Won four Tonys. 507 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,291 Five. Ugh. 508 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,426 How could you let this happen? 509 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,027 I don't know. You were texting me 510 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,862 while I was live streaming my breakfast, and... 511 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,464 Wait a minute. 512 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,898 I did say $800. 513 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,300 Look. 514 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,102 Oh, my God, this is all my fault. 515 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,470 Well, well, well. 516 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,005 Looks like the dunce cap is on the other foot. 517 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,376 Hey! 518 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,445 Is what an animal your size grazes on. 519 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,280 Hay is... 520 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,581 You're a cow. 521 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,218 Okay. 522 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,454 You're the perfect weight for your frame. 523 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,259 Hey. 524 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,227 Another proud moment for the struggle. 525 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,762 Ugh. Here she comes. 526 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,764 Martin Luther Queen, yes. 527 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,966 By all means, tell me about the struggle. 528 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,635 Okay, you nasty little twink. 529 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,437 You owe everything to me 530 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,938 and all the gays that came before you. 531 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,740 It's because of everything we fought for 532 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,576 that you get to snark your way through high school 533 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,110 with lifts in your shoes 534 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,281 instead of spending it terrified, shoved in a locker. 535 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,916 I was really proud of that. 536 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,585 Wow. 537 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,853 Just so you know. 538 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,256 Exfoliating with a dry brush pre-shower 539 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,625 will really help you with all of this. 540 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,761 It'll make you look 50 again. 541 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,963 I'm not really proud of what came next. 542 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,934 You shove like a girl! 543 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,135 What are you doing? 544 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,437 The piper needs to be paid. 545 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,771 You hired a piper? 546 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:02,609 No. I made a mistake, and I need to accept the consequences. 547 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,314 Classmates, could I have everyone's attention, please? 548 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,282 I have some troubling news. 549 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,951 I know you may all think of me as the golden boy, 550 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,053 the prodigy, the wunderkind. 551 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,222 Who are you? 552 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,389 Indeed. 553 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,957 I'm not sure I know anymore. 554 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,492 We have a little situation, 555 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,194 and I just want to be as up front as I can. 556 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,629 Hold on a minute. 557 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,730 I'm the President. 558 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,232 I should do this. 559 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:29,902 We need to raise $8,000 for a classmate in need. 560 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,805 If we don't get this money, he may never walk again. 561 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,375 We're gonna make a Kickstarter, and if you want to show 562 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,577 your date you're the kind of sensitive, caring person 563 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,380 who deserves to be rewarded in a physical way, 564 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,550 you'll give generously. 565 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,084 Wow, you're a good liar. 566 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,187 I take it back. You deserve to be President. 567 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,090 We never should've helped that little punk 568 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,559 get out of that locker. 569 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,262 I didn't know he was gonna be so brutal about your sweater. 570 00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,666 All right, hand it over. What? 571 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,334 This is a blaze-free zone, wastoid. 572 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,035 I got eyes all over this place. 573 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,070 I know what vape is. 574 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,738 -Coach, that's just my -- -Just your -- 575 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,574 Hey, Coach, can I talk to you for a second? 576 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,675 Yeah, what's up? 577 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,076 Yeah, I, uh, just wanted to let you know 578 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,578 that that's, uh -- that's his inhaler. 579 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,679 It's his -- oh. 580 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,880 What is wrong with you? 581 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,248 -I'm sorry. -Sorry. 582 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,949 It's just I give everything to these boys, 583 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,885 and all they think of me is that I'm a pushover 584 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,253 not even worthy of a lousy prank. 585 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,921 Cam, have you seen Gloria? 586 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,756 What? Yeah, oh, last time I saw her, 587 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,092 she was somewhere over here. 588 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,596 Oh, that was for me! 589 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,432 That was supposed to be for me! My boys love me! 590 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,171 I just wanted to read my book. 591 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,778 Oh, hi there. I'm Luke Dunphy, 592 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:46,813 Student Body President. And I'm -- 593 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,415 But this isn't about us. 594 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,750 We have a classmate who's in a pretty bad spot. 595 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,053 But it doesn't have to end that way. 596 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,923 With your help, we can save him from getting beaten up. 597 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,458 By -- by his disease. 598 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,394 A disease no kid should have to wrestle with. 599 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,230 We just need to raise $8,000 to -- 600 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,799 Or $9,000 to get him that super deluxe treatment. 601 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,167 We only need $8,000 -- 602 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,637 I'm Luke Dunphy, and I approve this message.