1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:03,737 Hey, Jay. Welcome! 2 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:05,173 New Year's Day at Jay's. 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,507 My dad was driving in. 4 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,676 Things were looking up after a bad morning. 5 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:13,147 Oh! Yeah! Oh, man! 6 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,649 Look how high it goes! 7 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,918 I'm gonna try and spit on a bird. 8 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,189 Did he just get off the ride? 9 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:25,559 You know, honey, um, I'm getting cold feet. 10 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,228 Maybe we should just -- 11 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,330 Well, if you're scared, we should just go. 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,232 I'm disappointed, 'cause to me, it seemed like a blast. 13 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,667 Oh! 14 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,036 My resolution to live more dangerously 15 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,538 was off to a rocky start. 16 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,440 Help yourself to my Christmas present. 17 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,942 Nothing like a frozen margarita in a hot tub. 18 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,845 Lets nature know we can do anything she can. 19 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,247 Well, I'll take one to go. 20 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,582 Alex and I are just here to raid your guys' closet 21 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,783 for some vintage clothing. 22 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,185 Yeah, we're going to a '90s music festival 23 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,353 called Fo-shizzle-fest. 24 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,588 Okay, get ready to pig out! 25 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:57,291 In six to eight hours. 26 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,059 I did Thanksgiving dinner last year, 27 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,528 and it didn't go well. 28 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,029 Cam blew up the turkey 29 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,231 and made the goat kill itself. 30 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:04,965 Anyhoo, today is my comeback meal, 31 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,401 and I decided to keep it simple and roast a pig. 32 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:08,769 So, you just dig a hole, 33 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,539 you put down a bed of coals, then a layer of banana leaves, 34 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,142 lower the pig, cover it with burlap and tin foil, 35 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,209 and -- Bam! 36 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:17,111 Six hours later, you dig it all up, 37 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:18,979 put it on a platter, and -- Bam! -- 38 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,047 dinner is served. 39 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,782 Guys, 40 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,652 just because you spent Christmas in Missouri 41 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,086 doesn't mean that we forgot about you. 42 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,555 Open your presents. 43 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,056 Oh, okay! I'll go first. 44 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,492 Uh, let's see. 45 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,961 Oh, it's a gift certificate for E-Butler. 46 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,663 It's a concierge service. 47 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,998 Use it for errands, tickets, things like that. 48 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,066 Oh my God. I love this! 49 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,334 It's like staying in a hotel, 50 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:42,069 but I don't have to wear gloves to use the remote. 51 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,904 Okay, me next. Me next. 52 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,274 Oh...it's an apron 53 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,908 with -- with bells on it. 54 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,311 And it says, "Cam and get it!" 55 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,645 Oh, so that's not a mistake? 56 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:54,114 We spent extra cash to get that custom made. 57 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:55,183 Came to me in a dream. 58 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,684 Put it on, buddy. 59 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:59,353 Let's, uh -- Let's get pictures with you guys and your gifts. 60 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:00,754 Jay and Gloria, get in there too. 61 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,590 Come on, honey. Let's go. 62 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,757 -Oh, boy. -I'll tie it. 63 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,259 -No, you won't. -All right. 64 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,228 -I'll tie it. -No. 65 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,431 Whoa! Oh! 66 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,335 I told you Stella was trying to kill me! 67 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,338 -- Captions by VITAC -- 68 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,007 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 69 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,543 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 70 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,579 ** 71 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,518 Well, that was a scare. Nothing happened. 72 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,952 I know where you're going with this. 73 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,454 This is why I've been hounding you 74 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,555 about your estate planning. 75 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,823 No, Mitch. 76 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,292 Don't put that horrible thing out in the universe! 77 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:41,962 Dad, you still haven't done that? 78 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,298 They haven't updated their paperwork since Joe was born. 79 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:47,134 Uh, God forbid something bad should happen to them. 80 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,337 We don't even know who'd they want to raise Joe. 81 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,504 Shh! 82 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,173 Will you stop scaring her? 83 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,343 I spend more money on eyelashes 84 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:56,977 than most of you do on health care. 85 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,078 Fine, we'll do it today. 86 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,713 What better way to start the new year 87 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,415 than by preparing for the worst? 88 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,384 Speaking of alive dads, 89 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,853 there's mine! Oh! 90 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,255 So good to see you! Oh! 91 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,389 How was the drive? 92 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,523 Fantastic. 93 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,692 My radio broke around Tallahassee. Aw. 94 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,527 But is there a better entertainment source 95 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,729 than the billboards of America? 96 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,898 Apparently, syphilis is making a comeback. 97 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,100 Plus, you had me to keep you company. 98 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,036 Lorraine? 99 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,339 Lorraine was my babysitter growing up. 100 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:26,907 She was also my first crush 101 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:32,946 and also the star of my first, um..."funny dream." 102 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,882 Yeah, Lorraine used to bring out 103 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,717 the holy terror in Phil. Oh. 104 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,686 It seemed like he wanted to be spanked by her. 105 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,953 No, I did not. 106 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,456 How long has this been going on? 107 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,426 Well, we reconnected earlier this year on jury duty. 108 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:48,629 I was the lone holdout on a triple homicide case. Mm. 109 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,699 You can just feel when someone is innocent, you know? Mm-hmm. 110 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,201 Mm-hmm. But Lorraine said she'd go out to lunch with me 111 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,436 if I changed my vote, 112 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,804 so here we are. 113 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,106 Phil, did -- did you ever dream -- No. 114 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,274 Last time I saw you, 115 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,142 you came up to here. 116 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,445 Okay, Claire will take you that way to the back yard. 117 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,579 I'll go through the house 118 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,415 so we can finally know which way's faster. 119 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,450 Okay, just a few simple questions, 120 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,251 and your estate planning is done. 121 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:12,620 What is this? 122 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,622 We don't need to put aside money for Manny's college. 123 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,889 I already took care of it. 124 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:19,092 When Manny was born, I didn't want to rely on anyone, 125 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,061 so I started saving money from my paycheck. 126 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,230 Eventually, I made enough money for Manny's college, 127 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,333 so if anything happens, he'll be okay. 128 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,734 That's amazing. 129 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,936 How did I not see this in the bank statements? 130 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,804 Why would I put money that I might need 131 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,640 to run away with in the middle of night 132 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:33,941 in the bank? 133 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,576 I put it in my disappear bag. 134 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,778 It's hard not to take that personally, but, um, 135 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,012 where is this bag? 136 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,849 It's in...in... 137 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,617 You forgot? No. 138 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,952 That's why I made a song 139 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:47,187 so that it would always help me remember. 140 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,791 * My disappear bag, my disappear bag * 141 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,527 * I hid you very safely in the * 142 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,128 I don't know. 143 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,631 One second. 144 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,600 Okay, Cam, what are we -- 145 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,801 Okay. Just -- Just be cool. 146 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,169 Just be cool. Be cool? 147 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,538 You just jangled across the yard like a big country tambourine. 148 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,639 All right, well, apparently, 149 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,207 the fire went out and I didn't notice, 150 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,309 and now this pig is as cold as your family is gonna be 151 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,111 when they figure out I ruined another meal. 152 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,145 Okay, this is bad. 153 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,382 My dad does not like to be pork teased. 154 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,949 Well, maybe we can get a replacement pig. 155 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,151 Do you think your concierge thing could help out? Wha-- 156 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,453 But I just got it today, 157 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,355 and -- and the card says, "For Mitch stuff." 158 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:22,690 Mitchell, one of my resolutions 159 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,558 was to cry less outside the home. 160 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,394 Please help me get through this day. Gosh. 161 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,562 You know they only got me six hours, right? 162 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:29,730 I know. Thank you. 163 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,031 Okay. 164 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,366 Thank you for calling E-Butler, Mr. Pritchett. 165 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,502 How may I make your day more E-fficient? 166 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,904 Okay, um, well, this is a weird request. 167 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:40,408 Keep in mind, erotic tasks are billed at twice the normal rate. 168 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:45,145 Uh, no, I-I need you to secretly deliver a whole roasted pig. 169 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,414 With extreme pleasure. 170 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:49,016 Requests like these remind me why I E-buttle. 171 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,317 I knew that voice. 172 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,385 It was Keifth. 173 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:52,653 When I first moved here, 174 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,655 I was just a young Missouri hayseed. 175 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,657 I-I bought a ticket to the circus one day, 176 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,026 and there in the middle of all the action, 177 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:02,596 in an impeccably pressed tuxedo, was Ringmaster Keifth. 178 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:05,566 I started hanging out at circus bars until we met. 179 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,367 The attraction was immediate. 180 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:09,903 He was older, always in command of a room, 181 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,873 which makes sense because a room is just a permanent tent. 182 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,341 We dated for six months. 183 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,576 He transformed me 184 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,946 into the sophisticate that we all know today. 185 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:22,550 And then, he suddenly disappeared. 186 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,619 No goodbye. No note. 187 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,588 Just some peanut shells on the floor 188 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,290 that must have...fallen from his glorious black boot. 189 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:33,260 I found a trattoria in Little Polynesia 190 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,095 that can spare a fully roasted pig. 191 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,363 Sorry for the delay. 192 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,698 It w-- It was a minute and a half. 193 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,066 You can't know my shame. 194 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,968 I'll deliver the porcine parcel within the hour. 195 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:43,437 Okay, that -- that is great. I will -- I will see you then. 196 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:44,705 What is wrong with you? 197 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,039 Okay, my circus boyfriend who left me 198 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,775 in the middle of the night -- that was him. 199 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,610 And now he's coming here?! 200 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,745 This is no way to ring in a new year. 201 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,419 The money has to be here somewhere. 202 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,388 This is all the stuff from when we first moved in together. 203 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,657 Why do we have a box of doll heads? 204 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,559 Oh, I guess you think it's a coincidence 205 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,928 that we have never had evil spirits in this house. 206 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,730 What about these will questions? 207 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,165 If something happens to us, who should raise Joe? 208 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,634 No, Jay, don't say that. 209 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,102 All right, look. 210 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:18,739 If someone other than us needs to raise Joe, 211 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,474 I vote Mitch and Cam. 212 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:21,742 Nice balance. 213 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,444 Mitch is, uh, responsible, he knows culture, 214 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:27,981 and Cam is basically a mom who played college football. 215 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:31,251 Plus, Joe and Lily are close in age. 216 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,253 Yeah, but isn't she a little... 217 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,022 Direct? You're not wrong. 218 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,357 She did five minutes on my nose at Thanksgiving. 219 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,859 I mean, it's a little big, 220 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,495 but to say that it has its own zip code, 221 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:42,963 that was too much for me. 222 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,031 What's this? 223 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,866 No, that is... 224 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,435 "If I ever go missing or am found dead, 225 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,670 it was my husband"? 226 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,871 What the hell is this?! 227 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,272 Ay! Calm down. 228 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,374 It was when we had our first big fight. 229 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:57,010 Of course I knew that you were not going to kill me. 230 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,346 I was just going to run away and frame you. 231 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:05,052 Is it weird we've barely seen Phil since we've been here? 232 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,219 He was always a wanderer. 233 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,888 It's the curse of being a genius. 234 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,990 Oh. 235 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:14,862 Phil. 236 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,564 Trinidad and Tobago! 237 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,731 Why are you avoiding Frank? 238 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,332 What? 239 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,234 I'm -- 240 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,970 Okay, there's something you don't know. 241 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,305 She used to be your babysitter, and you had the hots for her. 242 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,640 How? 243 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:27,808 What is the plan, honey? 244 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,342 Are you just gonna avoid them? 245 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,645 I just need a minute to get comfortable with this, okay? 246 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,514 I mean, did he always have a crush on her, 247 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,216 even when my mom was around? 248 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,152 It's one thing for a 13-year-old 249 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,655 to position his babysitter in front of an open refrigerator 250 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:44,391 so that he can enjoy the backlit contours of her beautiful body 251 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,026 in the silk blouse he stole from Randall's mother. 252 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,596 But if he was doing the same thing? 253 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,831 Uh, moving past your decision 254 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,433 to steal trophy clothing from Randall's mom, 255 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,302 maybe you could just talk to your dad. 256 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,238 You know we don't talk in my family. 257 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,339 We riff. 258 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,507 We do bits. 259 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,242 You know how my dad told me my grandmother died? 260 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,343 In a knock-knock joke. 261 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,779 That is last year's Phil talking. 262 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,849 In the spirit of living more dangerously, 263 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,383 why don't you take an emotional risk 264 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,418 and -- and try and have 265 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:12,953 an honest conversation with your father? 266 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:19,760 Also, well, I may not be wearing Randall's mothers blouse, 267 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,095 but I thought maybe you'd like... 268 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,463 And he's gone. 269 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,599 Uh, da-- How am I saying it wrong? 270 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,801 His name is Keith. No. 271 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:28,969 Keef? 272 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,738 It couldn't be simpler. 273 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,774 K-E-I-F-T-H. Keifth. 274 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,709 Fth. Fth. 275 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,945 A remarkable name for a remarkable man. 276 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,714 Isn't ringmaster basically a ceremonial position? 277 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:41,815 Uh, wow. 278 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,216 I would love to live in your fantasy world 279 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,785 where circuses run themselves. 280 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,486 Okay. Call and cancel. 281 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,155 Then who's gonna save your dinner? 282 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,589 Besides, we don't even know 283 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:51,291 if the concierge is actually Keifth. 284 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,926 I'm gonna forget the velvety baritone 285 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,828 that abandoned me in the middle of the night? 286 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,496 And plus, he walks in here, I lose it, 287 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,398 I don't want Lily to see that. 288 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,633 Oh, she's not here. 289 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,835 She has that sleepover, and she already leffffth. 290 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,003 Without saying goodbye? 291 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,137 Then it hit me. 292 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,639 It could be therapeutic for Cam 293 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:09,076 to see this ridiculously named circus person who deserted him 294 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,511 because that incident could be the very root 295 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,281 of his pretty intense abandonment issues... 296 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,783 which are not unchallenging. 297 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,418 Mm. 298 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,419 Where are you going? 299 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,254 To the bathroom. 300 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,124 Well, have a nice life. 301 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,459 What about Phil and Claire to take care of Joe? 302 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:29,029 I don't know. Isn't Phil kind of silly? 303 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,032 What are you talking about? Phil is a great father. 304 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,266 He's kind. 305 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,334 He's fun. 306 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,336 Even Lily likes him. 307 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,671 But is he too likeable? 308 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:38,939 Where's the gravitas? 309 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,640 He's full of energy. 310 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,875 He's sensitive, 311 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,377 and he never, ever gets grumpy. 312 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,847 Fine. Why don't you give Joe to Super Dad right now, then? 313 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,216 Oh, my God, are you really jealous 314 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,219 because Phil might be a better father than you? 315 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,653 I know it's stupid. 316 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,289 Not to mention the fact that Joe gets Claire in the deal. 317 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,490 She's a fantastic mother. 318 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,327 Runs a company, hell of a role model. 319 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,229 He could never do better than that for a mother. 320 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,464 You know what, Phil and Claire have already raised their kids. 321 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,999 I think it's time for them to travel. 322 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,501 There. 323 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:11,004 That's where my disappear bag was hanging! 324 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,076 You have, like, a hundred missed calls from Gloria. 325 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,913 You have to come back right now. 326 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,982 Is everything okay? 327 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,683 What? 328 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,821 There must be a bus stop nearby. 329 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,156 Until then, just act normal 330 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,424 like we don't have $40,000 on us. 331 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,060 Okay, why are you whispering only part of a sentence? 332 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,194 That's going to attract attention. 333 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,262 Really? 334 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,396 More than you being covered in sweat? 335 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,731 Because you look like a sauna wall. 336 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,432 You're right. How do I make myself stop sweating? 337 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,834 I don't know! 338 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,036 Oh, don't cry. Crying's worse than sweating. 339 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,005 Oh look, now I'm crying too! 340 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,674 Maybe we can smile our way out of this. 341 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,410 Phil? 342 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,611 Yeah? 343 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,213 Honey, come quick! Your dad passed out in the RV. 344 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,614 Oh, my God! 345 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,684 Dad, are you okay? 346 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,788 Yeah, Claire just accidentally sprayed me with a garden hose. 347 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:01,855 Really? 348 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:02,923 Oh, Claire? 349 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,124 Sorry, stuck... 350 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,259 like many father/son relationships. 351 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,099 So, uh, place looks great. 352 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,934 Yeah, Lorraine really spruced it up -- 353 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,035 curtains, 354 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,870 brass safety rails over the privy. 355 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,471 That was really a lifesaver. 356 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,407 She stopped short on the I-90 once. 357 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,043 I came rolling out of there like a Chinese acrobat. 358 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,446 Well, Lorraine seems good. 359 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:30,884 Hey, so Phil, uh, you seem a little off today. 360 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,321 Me and Lorraine -- uh, that doesn't bother you, right? 361 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,824 No. No. 362 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,827 Good. It's the craziest thing. 363 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,228 She re-introduced herself, 364 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,264 and, uh, I didn't even remember she was our babysitter. 365 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,265 Really? 366 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,599 Yeah. Then she asked me out, 367 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,468 and you know, I don't get a lot of offers, 368 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,003 so I thought, "What the heck?" 369 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,005 Sure. That's what I figured. 370 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,241 But, uh, I'm just glad you're having fun. 371 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,076 Well, I better go fill this thing up 372 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,911 with some of Jay's expensive Scotch. 373 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,780 Oh, actually, I think the door's locked. 374 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,282 Oh, no, it's fine. 375 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,485 Well, Frank, I'm really sorry about that hose thing. 376 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,487 Oh, no hard feelings. 377 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,289 Shirt needed freshening anyway. 378 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,523 I haven't washed it 379 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,960 since we stopped to take pictures at Smokey-Top, 380 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,296 Utah's longest, continuously burning tire fire. 381 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,768 As I guess you heard, I had no reason to be worried. 382 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,004 He didn't even notice when Lorraine was my babysitter. 383 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,638 Plus, they're not even that serious. 384 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,474 I felt a ring box in his pocket. 385 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,541 What? No way. 386 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,676 Yep. 387 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,878 There's only one thing shaped like that. 388 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,812 No, there isn't. There's a million things -- 389 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,182 Rubik's Cube, sewing kit, 390 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,850 souvenir tire keychain from Smokey-Top. 391 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,852 I can't think of anything that's not shaped like that. 392 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,854 Let's assume for a moment that I am right 393 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:41,989 and that was a ring box. 394 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:42,990 Maybe it's worth exploring 395 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,357 why the idea of your dad remarrying 396 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,558 is setting you off like this. 397 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,826 Maybe it's worth exploring 398 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,029 why you find so much joy in tearing people down. 399 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,230 In previous generations, 400 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,664 they accused people like that of being witches 401 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,400 and threw water at them to see if they screamed. 402 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,534 Great. 403 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,568 Aah! 404 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,004 Witch. 405 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,141 Ah, Mr. Pritchett, I presume. 406 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,976 Hi. Thank you so much for coming. 407 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,477 I'm not sure I caught your name. 408 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,745 Keifth Banks. Yes. 409 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:06,846 At your -- 410 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,081 Mitchell, sorry to interrupt. 411 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,849 I didn't know you were with a common worker. 412 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,751 Can it be? 413 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:12,886 Hmm? 414 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,554 Cameron Tucker. 415 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,588 Yes. 416 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,890 I'm sorry. You are...? 417 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,191 Keifth. 418 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,826 Keifth. I-I don't believe I know -- 419 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,995 No, C-Cam, didn't you tell me 420 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,397 you once dated someone named Keifth? 421 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,334 Oh, yes. Keifth. 422 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,768 What was it you did again? 423 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,238 I remember you wore white gloves and -- and gestured a lot. 424 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,239 Subway mime? 425 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,275 I commanded a circus. 426 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,676 Yes. Now I remember. 427 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,677 How have you been? 428 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,579 I see you're in pig delivery now? 429 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,114 I'm a concierge. 430 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,783 The circus business has gotten rather difficult. 431 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,185 People today, they don't have the patience 432 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,754 for the more elegant pleasures of yesteryear -- 433 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,257 men putting their heads into lion's mouths, 434 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,459 unfortunate little people being shot from cannons. 435 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,962 I can't believe you-- you're meeting up again like this. 436 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,896 You must have so much to catch up on 437 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,565 or -- or -- or work through. 438 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,633 Oh, well, I'm sure Keifth would rather 439 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,136 just make the delivery and disappear. 440 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,271 Start there. 441 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,538 To the matter at hand. 442 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,708 The swap will be difficult. 443 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,378 Fortunately, I have had a bit of experience with misdirects -- 444 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,481 just tell the audience to keep your eyes on the center ring! 445 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,316 They won't even notice the trapeze act 446 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,152 suffering through the more vivid stages of food poisoning. 447 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,653 That happened. I was there. Oh. 448 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:25,658 First, I will release a live peacock -- 449 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,728 an exotic beauty of the Orient -- into the yard. 450 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,963 Magical. 451 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:33,766 Then, I will need something to lure him inside 452 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,268 to draw the family's attention. 453 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,270 Do you happen to have any Andalusian filberts? 454 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,338 No. 455 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,439 Then Cheez-Its will do. 456 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,408 Naturally, everyone will be transfixed. 457 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,810 And while they're distracted, we will swap out the pigs, 458 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:47,114 the dinner will be saved, and the show will go on. 459 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,948 Just let me sneak a peek at the backyard. 460 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,286 Goodbye. 461 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,821 Hey, Joe, 462 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:58,625 what has two heads, four legs, and can fly? 463 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,127 I don't know. 464 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,162 Us. Aah! 465 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,663 This is dangerous! 466 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,798 That's how you know we're alive! 467 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,300 It's like I said in my wedding toast -- 468 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,535 that bride of yours is fearless. 469 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,836 Yeah. 470 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:13,640 Funny thing is, we went to an amusement park earlier today 471 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,943 and she was too scared to get on this one ride. 472 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,379 Or she pretended to be 473 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,182 so that I wouldn't have to admit how scared I was. 474 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,618 I have a hunch that she's not the only one 475 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,854 who's trying to protect my feelings today. 476 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,790 You seem to be rambling, son. 477 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,060 When you hugged Claire earlier, 478 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,062 she felt a ring box in your pocket. 479 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,364 What? That wasn't a ring box. 480 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,333 It was...where am I? I'm so old and confused. 481 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,668 Stop. 482 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,170 I'm not gonna say seeing you with Lorraine 483 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,504 wasn't a little bit weird for me. 484 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,506 It was a crazy idea. 485 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,674 That's not what I'm trying to say. 486 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,342 That pig's got to be ready, doesn't it? 487 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,377 Dad, please. 488 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,912 Son, can we please not do this? 489 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,881 Fine. 490 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:55,882 Knock, knock. 491 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,050 That's more like it. 492 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,218 Who's there? 493 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,019 Your son. Your son, who? 494 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,721 Your son who'd hate to think you threw away 495 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,257 a shot at happiness just to protect his feelings. 496 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:08,928 Here it is. All here. Just take it from me. 497 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,230 That's the most stress I've ever felt, 498 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,431 and I spent two weeks underground 499 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,565 as part of an isolation study. 500 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,666 Okay. 501 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,168 So, I guess now we can finish this. 502 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,704 Ay, Mitch. Mitch, come. Help us finish. 503 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,373 Okay. Okay. We got to lightning round these forms. 504 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,708 You guys are overthinking this. 505 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,510 Everybody knows in their heart what they want. 506 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,545 They just feel bad about making the decision. 507 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,047 So, who will be the executor of your estate? Go. 508 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,849 You. Aww. Okay. 509 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,884 Um, do you want to leave anything to charity? 510 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,086 Yes. 511 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,922 10% to whatever is sexy at the time we die -- 512 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,558 like, um, orphans or whatever. 513 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,792 Okay, okay, yeah. And what about Stella? 514 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,060 Same as Manny. 515 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,130 No, he's asking who's gonna take care of her, 516 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,798 not how much money you're gonna leave to a murderer. 517 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:46,899 No proof of that. 518 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,301 Okay, this seems like a whole sidebar, 519 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,636 so we're gonna circle back to that. 520 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,671 Um, who do you want as Joe's legal guardian? 521 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,307 No, no, don't think. Just answer, okay? 522 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,775 If something happens to both of you, 523 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,277 who do you want to take care of Joe? 524 00:17:58,911 --> 00:17:59,912 Me, obviously. 525 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,482 Ay, Manny, you're too young. 526 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,252 Besides, you're about to start your new life soon. 527 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,286 Yeah, you should be out sowing your oats 528 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,620 or just sewing. 529 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,788 That's something you like. 530 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,490 I don't see what the big deal is. 531 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,993 I'd hire a nanny, sell the house, downsize to a condo. 532 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,496 I'm thinking maybe a loft in an up-and-coming arts district. 533 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,098 Sure, it'll take me a bit longer to finish college, 534 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,301 but aren't those the best years of life, anyway? 535 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,403 The main thing is, he's my brother. 536 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,138 I'm not letting anybody else raise him. 537 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:28,441 Ay, Manny. You're so sweet. 538 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,642 Am I the only one unsettled 539 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,644 by how much he's thought about that already? 540 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,617 -Oh, my God! Look! -What? 541 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,753 Cast your spell, nature's kaleidoscope! 542 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,156 Why is there a blue turkey going into the house? 543 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,324 It's a peacock. 544 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,159 It's really plowing through the Cheez-Its. 545 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,495 Oh, we forgot to put the apple the new pig's mouth. 546 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,662 Oh, just leave it. 547 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,365 Now that's your answer to everything, isn't it? 548 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,667 I deserve that. 549 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,035 I was a fool to think I could get through this 550 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,537 without you bringing up the way I left. 551 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,306 Well, you broke my heart. 552 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,040 I didn't mean to hurt you, Cameron. 553 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,642 I just had to protect myself. 554 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,477 When we first met, you were just... 555 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,214 pure, raw potential. 556 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,882 Your Missouri twang. 557 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,352 The innocent way your shirt cuffs 558 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,820 were no different than your sleeves. 559 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,656 Once you emerged from your country cocoon, 560 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,157 I knew it was just a matter of time 561 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:21,060 before you realized you could do better and moved on. 562 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,162 But you never even said goodbye. 563 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,198 For all these years, I-I thought it was my fault. 564 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,733 Oh, no. 565 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,235 No. 566 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,205 I was a coward. 567 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:36,075 I just ran away to join another circus. 568 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,312 I suppose you could say the -- 569 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,648 the one ring you never mastered was the ring of life. 570 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,016 Well, that's kind of mean, but sure. 571 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,152 And look at your beautiful home. 572 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,320 Oh, it's... You've blossomed 573 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,655 into the success I always knew you'd be. 574 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,290 Correct. 575 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,293 I did so enjoy our time together, Cameron. 576 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,163 Remember that split week between Lansing and Kalamazoo? 577 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,265 Oh, my gosh, how could I forget? 578 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,434 the rain dripping on the canvas. 579 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,736 Me sneaking into your wagon after curfew. 580 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,405 I believe that was the first time you saw me... 581 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,107 without my top hat. 582 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,108 Okay. 583 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,277 Well, wounds healed, 584 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,579 whole new perspective, off you go. 585 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,115 Goodbye, Cameron. 586 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,216 Goodbye, Keifth. 587 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,054 Oh, hey, honey. 588 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,523 I, uh... Whatcha doing? 589 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,193 Oh, I think it's cute how scared he is. 590 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,595 Yeah, but he's doing it. 591 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,630 Yes. 592 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,466 There's one Dunphy who's not afraid to live dangerously. 593 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,535 Oh. 594 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,769 Hey, Claire? 595 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,973 They're open for two more hours. 596 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,544 Everything's gonna be okay. 597 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,546 Whoo! Whoo! 598 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,980 2017! 599 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,849 It's gonna be a great yea-- 600 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,588 Phil? 601 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:56,789 Oh. 602 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,793 Cam, this is so delicious. 603 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,128 Well, you know, after Thanksgiving, 604 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,463 I'm just happy nothing went wrong. 605 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,731 I love this seasoning. 606 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,499 What gives it that nutty taste? 607 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,734 It might be nuts, sweetheart. 608 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,235 Oh, no, he wouldn't put nuts in it. 609 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,337 He knows I'm allergic. 610 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,072 Excuse me. 611 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,106 Hi. Hi. 612 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,174 Hey, how was the ride? 613 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,943 Amazing. Phil fainted. 614 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:17,944 Claire. 615 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,579 Oh, come on, they were gonna find out. 616 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,113 I'm not spending $15 on this picture 617 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,449 and not show it to everyone. 618 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,117 I'm just gonna need you to spit into this napkin. 619 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,353 EpiPen is on the way. 620 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,654 Just keep the card. 621 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,522 Isn't that amazing?