1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,838 Breathe it in, girls. My journey begins today. 2 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:07,475 Finally bringing something into this world I can be proud of. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:11,079 As children, the Wright Brothers dreamed of flying machines. 4 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:13,814 Oprah dreamed of hiding presents under chairs. 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,651 And I dreamed of building something magnificent. 6 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:20,020 Well, recently, Jay and I bought a vacant lot 7 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,656 on which we are building Dunphy Tower. 8 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,325 What I wouldn't give to reach back in time 9 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,994 to tell the 15-year-old dreamer who drew this, 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,097 "We did it, kid." 11 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,231 Hey. 12 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,865 Claire, you look terrible. 13 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:32,900 Thanks. 14 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,835 No. I mean, you're all locked up. 15 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,170 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 16 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,406 I guess the spa day that I booked for you tomorrow 17 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,074 came at the perfect time. 18 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:43,043 Oh, right, that. 19 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:46,747 I have to be very delicate with Gloria around my birthday. 20 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,450 Last year, for some insane reason, 21 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,419 she got me this gift certificate 22 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:53,921 for ridiculous salsa-dancing lessons. 23 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:56,524 Like I'm ever gonna use that. Come on. 24 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,759 Anyway, somehow, she's convinced herself 25 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,028 I didn't "appreciate" her gifts. 26 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,196 You know. 27 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:03,864 Some people. 28 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,700 So, tomorrow at work might be a little bit hectic. 29 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,536 Just a lot of stuff going on at the office. 30 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,704 And it's not that I don't want to do it, 'cause I do. 31 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,773 No, Claire, let's not do this dance again. 32 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,808 We all know how you feel about dancing. 33 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,912 Proud, proud day, Phil. 34 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,080 Thanks, partner. 35 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,882 Maybe we should get this show on the road. 36 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,617 The photographer's been taking shots of Haley 37 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:24,818 when she's not looking. 38 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,054 That's weird. I didn't hire a photographer. 39 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,556 Dunphy, right? Jared Cook. 40 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,557 Nice shovel. 41 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,958 Thanks. I painted it myself. 42 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,660 This is my partner, Jay Pritchett. 43 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,728 I represent Jetatech. Are you familiar with us? 44 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:35,729 Not in the least. 45 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:36,997 Oh, you'll have to forgive Jay. 46 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,399 He's a bit of Luddite. 47 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,733 Anyway, our building is two doors down, 48 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,001 and we're looking to expand our campus. 49 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,236 We want this lot, 50 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,237 and we're prepared to offer you 51 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,939 20% over what you paid plus expenses. 52 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,241 That's a nice offer, Jare, 53 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,243 but I don't think you understand what's happening here. 54 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,145 It's not about the huge profits. 55 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,980 We're building my son-in-law's dream, 56 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,682 and it's gonna be a giant success 57 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,116 because this is man of vision. 58 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,918 Oh, I know all about dreams. 59 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,421 Someday, I hope to get into encrypted packet switching. 60 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,990 Good luck to you, gentlemen. 61 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,659 Jay, this man's vision just got blurry with tears. 62 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:06,860 Would you get ahold of yourself. 63 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,429 I just said that crap to drive the price up. 64 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,330 He'll be back. 65 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,598 I don't want him to come back. 66 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,333 Whether you meant it or not, this is my dream. 67 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,867 We're in this to make money. 68 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,337 And we will. 69 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:20,208 By the power vested in me by the Commercial Zoning Board, 70 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,610 I do hereby officially break ground 71 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:26,980 on the future home of Dunphy Tower. 72 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:30,050 Oh, that's...strong soil. 73 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,219 That's a good omen. 74 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,653 I'm gonna pogo it. 75 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:36,390 Anybody else bring a shovel? 76 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:39,393 -- Captions by VITAC -- 77 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:42,396 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 78 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:45,399 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 79 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,435 ** 80 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,973 Oh, thank God you're here. It's a nightmare. 81 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,376 The staff is in an uproar about these budget cuts. 82 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,311 Telling them there's no more overtime was bad, 83 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,513 but when I had to tell them there were no more bagels, 84 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:00,881 someone threw a cup at my head. 85 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,716 I don't know what else to do. 86 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,051 Sales-wise we didn't exactly have 87 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,320 the Christmas I was hoping for. 88 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:07,821 What do people give each other, anyway? 89 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,056 Well, just spitballing here -- 90 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,325 maybe we could fire Kenny from the warehouse. 91 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:12,493 No one's getting fired. 92 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,161 But he does a really hurtful impression of me. 93 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,896 Come on, guys. Everybody gather round. 94 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,732 I don't like these budget cuts any more than you do, 95 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,201 but I want you to know I'm in this with you. 96 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:22,570 I've cut my expenses. 97 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,672 All the execs are flying coach. 98 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,241 But I do want you to feel like you have a voice in this. 99 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:30,678 So, not only is my office door always open to you, 100 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,846 I've actually had it removed. 101 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,515 That's a very powerful metaphor, boss. 102 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,183 That's a very powerful metaphor, boss. 103 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,853 Kenny, thanks for keeping it light. 104 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,390 So good. 105 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,192 Happy birthday! 106 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,093 What are you doing in here? 107 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,261 You said that you were too busy 108 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,062 to get away from the office to celebrate. 109 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,131 So I brought the celebration to you. 110 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,533 Snap. Oh. 111 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,234 Is that caviar? Yes! 112 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:57,204 And something to wash it down. 113 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,207 Oh, yay, champagne. 114 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,942 Get me a door. 115 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,713 If I don't win the science fair with this thing you built me, 116 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:06,547 it's rigged. 117 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,215 Amen, sister. 118 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,083 Oh, come on, you started without me? 119 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,452 No, we finished without you. 120 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,554 Yeah, we wanted it work. 121 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,389 I guess you also wanted it to be really simplistic, 122 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,090 because right there, you can make it better 123 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:17,925 if you just added -- 124 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:18,892 Okay. 125 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:19,927 So, right there, 126 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,395 you can make it better if you just added -- 127 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,963 Okay, I thought you said you were done! 128 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,299 Okay, Mitchell, I love you. 129 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,233 But...? 130 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,836 No "but." 131 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:33,574 Yet we both know I'm the more mechanically-inclined daddy. 132 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,008 I'm handy. 133 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,578 If it makes you feel any better, I didn't do anything, either. 134 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,079 No, that doesn't make me feel better. 135 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,748 You're supposed to be learning from this. 136 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,149 I learned a new swear word. 137 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,952 Uh, um, I got a splinter. It was worth it. 138 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,287 Watch. 139 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,295 Is that it? 140 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,798 I'm confused 'cause I'm not mechanically inclined. 141 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:58,932 Hardy-har-har. 142 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,869 No, I just need to make a little adjustment. 143 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:02,803 -Watch out! -Ohh! 144 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,037 Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! 145 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,139 Are you okay? Oh! 146 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:09,443 That's not part of it. 147 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,111 I got here as quick as I could. 148 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,813 Please tell me this is good news. 149 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,849 Please tell me that's oil. 150 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,452 Found a sewer line running straight through the property. 151 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,620 Also, a water main, 152 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,122 and for some reason, giant pockets of methane. 153 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,123 Talk to me, Pete. 154 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,458 I feel like I just did. 155 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,959 How much is it gonna cost? 156 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,861 Money-wise, you're looking at mid-six-figures. 157 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:31,298 When you say six, does that include the two-cent figures? 158 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,733 No. 159 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,135 Plus, time-wise, you're looking at maybe a year delay 160 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,170 with permits and utilities, environmental -- 161 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,139 Stop talking to me, Pete. 162 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,173 Oh, my God, why is Jay here? 163 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,375 I called him, too. 164 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,377 He'll shut this whole project down if he sees this. 165 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:44,712 Put some plywood over the hole. 166 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,714 Tony, do what you can to cover the methane smell. 167 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,248 Everybody else, just look busy. 168 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,284 How could this happen? I had a ladybug land on my shoulder today. 169 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,492 What's the problem? 170 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,727 Problem is I'm hungry. 171 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,095 The solution -- we're walking distance to Little India. 172 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,497 Shall we? What's that smell? 173 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:04,865 Shh, that's -- that's Pete. 174 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,200 He's, uh, very sensitive about it. Don't bring it up. 175 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:08,502 While I got you, 176 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,672 I was thinking about putting in a bike rack over here. 177 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,707 What the hell is that? I didn't see anything. 178 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:15,375 I'm sure if something was wrong, someone would -- 179 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,577 Oh, they love quittin' time. 180 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,278 Just like "The Flintstones." 181 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,581 I'm starting to develop a theory 182 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,716 that maybe all this is related to why Pete called me. 183 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,853 Jay, I think that's just a little paranoid. 184 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,257 Well, there... 185 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:33,594 There was one thing. 186 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,263 Sorry. This one's definitely vanilla. 187 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,398 I thought you said "mocha." 188 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,636 Oops, I accidentally made my favorite drink. 189 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:43,704 Thanks for the tip. 190 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,072 I've been working here for five years. 191 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,707 Didn't get this far by being stupid. 192 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,409 I'm thinking about having a little party at my place tonight. 193 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:50,478 You down, A-Dogg? 194 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,446 If "down" means attending 195 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,082 and "A-Dogg" means Alex, then yes. 196 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,384 I thought I'd quit the coffee shop when I went back to school, 197 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,752 but I'm kind of loving it. 198 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:00,888 Plus, it taught me something important. 199 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,323 If you pretend to be who people want you to be, 200 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,559 you can have as many friends as you want. 201 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:08,061 God, I would love another crack at high school. 202 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,897 Oh, God, here he comes. 203 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,064 Who? Ugh. 204 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,433 This little guy in his 40s -- Here every Friday. 205 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,569 Always has a super-complicated drink order. 206 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,906 Oh, hey, Alex. 207 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,308 I'll have a 20-ounce iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, 208 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,076 sugar-free syrup, double shot of espresso, 209 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,578 light ice -- not no ice -- no whip. 210 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:27,014 Thank you for meeting with me. 211 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,483 I came as fast as I could. 212 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,586 I lied to my boyfriend. 213 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,922 Everybody does it at the beginning of a relationship. 214 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,691 "Oh, I love jazz." "It's sexy when a man cries." 215 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,359 "Your daughter is so sweet." 216 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,629 Me -- I told Rainer I love his favorite show, 217 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:42,696 "Game of Thrones," 218 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,431 so now he's taking me to Comic-Con. 219 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,666 I don't love "Game of Thrones." 220 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,300 I've never even seen "Game of Thrones." 221 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:50,037 And for the record, his daughter is kind of a monster. 222 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,005 This is a lot to cover in four hours. 223 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,273 Let's start with everything you know 224 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,308 about George R.R. Martin's masterwork. 225 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,545 Well, I know this guy dies, there's lots of boobs, 226 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,647 and I want to say... a spaceship? 227 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,950 This will go a lot faster if you don't talk. 228 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,886 So, he's kind of related to me, but it's a long story. 229 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:06,954 Hey, it's okay. 230 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,289 We all come from messed-up families. 231 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,525 My uncle's my dad. 232 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,227 Shift schedule is up. 233 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:16,964 What the literal hell?! 234 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,733 Double shift today and 6:00 A.M. tomorrow? 235 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,902 That's not fair. Management don't care. 236 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,737 Party tonight is off. 237 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:26,173 Nothing is off. A-Dogg is on it. 238 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,040 "A-Dogg"? 239 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,809 Let me have this. 240 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,478 So, you put a little bit of the cream on top. 241 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,813 Uh-huh. And then... 242 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,314 Got it. Mmm. 243 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,550 Terrific birthday surprise. Sorry it's over. 244 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:37,818 It's just starting. 245 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,920 I have a lot of surprises coming. 246 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,354 Knockedy-knock-knock. 247 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,189 Okay, what do I do? 248 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,190 What did you do? 249 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,324 It's a massage! 250 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,926 Let them in, young man. 251 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,361 It's Ben. We've met 30 times. 252 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,930 Oh, Gloria. 253 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,164 Friend. 254 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,601 Listen, while I appreciate the idea of a massage -- 255 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,502 You hate it. Well... 256 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,905 You always hate my gifts. I don't even know why I try. 257 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,773 No, no, please, uh, let me finish. 258 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,542 I've always appreciated the thought 259 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,777 of a massage in my office, 260 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,445 and now it's actually happening. 261 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:06,747 Ah! Thank you. 262 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,048 Which one of you lovelies is Claire? 263 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,549 She is! Oh, great. 264 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:10,784 Just give me the quick version, okay? 265 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,686 90 minutes. You got it, hon. Okay. 266 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,755 My department is asking if there's still gonna be coffee 267 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,223 or if they have to start bringing it. 268 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,524 Who -- Who's this? 269 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,460 Uh, he's interviewing for a job in the warehouse. 270 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,462 He's a, um, forklift operator. 271 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,064 That's right. It's 2017. 272 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,466 There are plenty of gay forklift drivers. 273 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,101 I'm not gay. 274 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,302 It's cool, bro. I'm woke. 275 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,570 It's cool, bro. I'm woke. 276 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,706 That's funny! 277 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,609 You sound just like that guy over there. 278 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:38,879 Okay, it's back-to-work time. We got to take a look at these. 279 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,780 Yeah. See ya later. 280 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:40,881 We'll catch up. 281 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,883 Okay, this is crazy. 282 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,552 I don't need an MRI. 283 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,888 The doctor ordered when you told her you could taste colors 284 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:48,722 in a French accent. 285 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:49,823 Oh -- all right. 286 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,158 Well, I don't even do a French accent. 287 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,425 I didn't say it was a good one. 288 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,728 Guys, we usually try to move the head injuries along. 289 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:55,562 -Yes. -Okay. 290 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,730 Well, it's... 291 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,066 It's just so small. 292 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,500 It's bigger than it looks. 293 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,802 See, there's nothing wrong with my brain, 294 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,236 'cause I have three funny comebacks to that. 295 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,072 Cam, come on, let's listen to, uh, Bobby. 296 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,573 He knows what he's talking about. 297 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,742 I don't think we can really trust 298 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,811 anything a grown man named Bobby says. 299 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,145 Come on, honey, you got this. 300 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,414 Okay. Uh, Robert, hi. 301 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,416 Can I have -- question. So, listen. 302 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,151 I know this is a giant magnet, 303 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,920 and I have a lot of fillings. 304 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,588 Are they just gonna fly out of my head? 305 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,657 That never happens. Okay. 306 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,358 Um, I'm also on an iron supplement. 307 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,360 Is that -- An issue? No. 308 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,862 Let's just get you on that table, huh? 309 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,463 Come on. 310 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,866 Hm. 311 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,106 No, okay, not happening. 312 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,373 I'm having flashbacks. 313 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,709 I don't know if I ever told you this, 314 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,110 but when I was kid, I fell into a well. 315 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,112 It happened the same day as baby Jessica, 316 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,113 but she got all the press. 317 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,114 It still stings. 318 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,448 Everybody loves a baby, 319 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,117 but not one single prayer for a husky teen 320 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,451 who's stuck head-first in a well 321 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,485 for the better part of an hour. 322 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,486 Okay, Cam, come on. 323 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,654 You have got to calm down, all right? 324 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,289 It'll be over before you know it. 325 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,357 In an hour. I'm -- I can't! 326 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,291 I'm done, I'm out! 327 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,392 Okay, wait, wait, Cam, Cam. 328 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,328 Okay, Bobby, is it okay if I get in there 329 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,963 to show Cam that it's all right? 330 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:03,997 Do we have time for that? 331 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,665 Sure, my 4:00 hemorrhaged. 332 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,967 Can you not -- okay. 333 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,802 All right, look at this, Cam. 334 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:09,636 Just be careful. 335 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,704 It's comfortable. 336 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,638 We've got you. 337 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,041 Okay, I'm good. Okay. 338 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,010 Ah. 339 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,847 Actually, Cam, this is very peaceful. 340 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,014 It was a torture chamber. 341 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,850 I was in there one minute, and I cried. 342 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,584 I feel so rested. 343 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,486 I do, I do, I really do. 344 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,687 Now you. It's all good. 345 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,157 There you go. All right. 346 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,425 And I will be right here beside you. 347 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,161 Uh, no one's allowed in here except the patient. 348 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,896 I will be in the next room right beside you. 349 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,865 Okay, so put your headphones on. 350 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,000 They're gonna play you something to get your mind off of it. 351 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,001 Yeah. 352 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,035 This is a panic button. Oh. 353 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,336 Just push it if you need to get out. 354 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,006 Oh, okay. Well, I think I can do this. 355 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,412 "This American Life," I'm Ira Glass. 356 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,514 Today's program -- "Puppy Love." 357 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,916 We'll hear the story of a man 358 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,118 who met his soul mate through a lost schnauzer, 359 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,554 a beagle from Coos Bay, Oregon, who, for one week, was mayor. 360 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,956 And we start with Act 1, 361 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,192 a search-and-rescue collie looking for his owner, 362 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,294 who was buried alive for 18 days. 363 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,930 After drinking his own urine for a week, 364 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:13,133 Horace Laughton could no longer ignore the terrible truth -- 365 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,701 he was running out of oxygen. 366 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,303 H-help. Help! 367 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,038 Help! Get me out of here! 368 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,973 Hey! I will kill you! 369 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,809 Ohh! 370 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,877 Cam, come on, this is serious. 371 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,080 Oh, my God. I can't breathe. 372 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,081 I need air. 373 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,416 I need air! 374 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,451 I'm sorry. He is being such a baby, huh? 375 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,755 There's a camera in there. I watched you cry. 376 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,325 And finally, employees should have a say in the shift schedule. 377 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,127 It would allow us to plan our lives accordingly 378 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,661 and would result in fewer missed days. 379 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:45,899 In summation, no caffeination without representation. 380 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,801 So, am I fired? 381 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,303 Are you kidding me? 382 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,672 Those are 20-ounce ideas in a 16-ounce cup. 383 00:12:54,141 --> 00:13:00,113 I have overlooked a rising star right under my nose. 384 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,014 But that's the -- 385 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,183 Yes, the assistant manager's apron. 386 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,417 I didn't come in here for that. 387 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,187 That's exactly why you're getting it. 388 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,756 But I -- I can't. Shh. 389 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,324 Oh, my God, this is so confusing. 390 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,860 So, the little guy from "Elf"... 391 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:13,927 Tyrion Lannister. 392 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,162 Whatever. I don't know actors' names. 393 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,297 Is he Jaime's brother or Cersei's brother? 394 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,432 Both -- Jaime and Cersei are brother and sister. 395 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,700 But they were just doing it in the tower. 396 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,703 That is so twisted. Go on. 397 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,038 Guys, the craziest thing just happened. 398 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,373 I went in there with a list of demands. 399 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,475 And weaseled your way to a promotion. 400 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,543 No, trust me -- n-nothing is going to change. 401 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,113 But while I'm staring at it, would one of you guys mind 402 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,481 taking out this trash at some point? 403 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,283 Heil, assistant manager. 404 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,285 No, no, no, no, no! This is good for all of us. 405 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,621 Now we have someone on the inside -- me. 406 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,622 A-Dogg. 407 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,657 More like Adolf. 408 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,827 I-I-I think you're really minimizing that atrocity. 409 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,367 Now, let me do the talking. 410 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,703 Good. I don't feel like talking. 411 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,471 It's just you nurture a dream for 30 years, 412 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,241 only to see it go up in flames like Pete's eyebrow. 413 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,075 I feel like a part of -- 414 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,476 This is you not talking? 415 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,646 There he is. Go. 416 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,081 Oh, it's you. 417 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,482 Now, before you say anything, 418 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,184 we're still not interested. Okay. 419 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,652 But if we were interested, 420 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,988 it would take a hell of a lot more than what you offered. 421 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,189 What about all the sewage? 422 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,224 You get used to it. 423 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,391 Gentlemen, when I made that offer, 424 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,759 we didn't know about any of the problems. 425 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,361 I'm afraid we're no longer interested. 426 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,997 Jared, I like you. 427 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,033 We're willing to go 5%. 428 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,668 Like I said, the offer's off the table. 429 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,536 You guys need a ride? 430 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,004 I have a car. Thank you. 431 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,705 Hope it's not that one over there. 432 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,210 That's my car! 433 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,046 Hey! 434 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,349 And as Hodor blocked the door to save his friend Bran Stark, 435 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,851 Bran had a vision of a younger Hodor saying, 436 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,120 "Hold the door, hold the door. 437 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,388 Hold door." 438 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,857 And finally, "Hodor," the only word he would say 439 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,192 for the rest of his life, 440 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,061 a life that was now ending. 441 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,096 He knew. 442 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,897 Hodor knew his whole life 443 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:01,234 that his destiny was to save his little friend. 444 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,436 Just like you have saved from embarrassment at Comic-Con, 445 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,371 so thank you, Manny. 446 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,373 My pleasure. I should get going. 447 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,942 Oh, my God, me too. I have to change into my Khaleesi costume. 448 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:12,079 I could probably stick around for a few more minutes. 449 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,546 Maybe I'll move the party to Monday. 450 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,914 Oh! I'm free Monday. 451 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,583 Let's talk later. 452 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,485 No, please. I never meant to betray you. 453 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,288 Your friendship means more to me than this stupid apron. 454 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,622 Stupid? 455 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,224 Oh, Scott. 456 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,892 There's a whole world of people 457 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,060 that would kill to wear this apron, 458 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,928 but this just isn't my path. 459 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:32,065 This extra responsibility has me feeling alienated. 460 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,601 It's lonely one step down from the top. 461 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,236 You may not believe this, 462 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,571 but it's even lonelier way up here. 463 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:42,642 Somewhere on my climb, I forgot my own dream -- 464 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,278 to be the best damn speed-metal drummer in the Inland Empire. 465 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,679 There's still time, Scott. 466 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,581 You're right. I quit. 467 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,449 What? 468 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,918 You are the manager now. 469 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,487 Hey, you two, party at my house. Come on! 470 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,689 -Yeah. -Okay. 471 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,793 Oh, FYI, one of the toilets is overflowing. 472 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,335 Seriously, the roof? 473 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,769 I've been looking for you everywhere. 474 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,838 I just needed some space and some fresh air. 475 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,973 It smells so purple. 476 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,775 Okay, you're going in that tube. Come on. 477 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,979 Seriously, that's as hard as you can pull? 478 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,314 I am not the weak one here. 479 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,616 You're the one who won't even get a simple medical test. 480 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,451 What are you -- scared? 481 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,652 Huh? You're chicken? 482 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,220 Yeah, and I thought I made that clear in there 483 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,121 when I peed a little. 484 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,889 Fine, you just go ahead and die. 485 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,891 And I'll raise Lily by myself, 486 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:35,128 and she will never step foot in another farm or circus. 487 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,463 I will haunt you. 488 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,066 Or you could just get your head checked 489 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,801 so we don't lose you over some stupid fear. 490 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,703 Do you know what I went through in that well 491 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,472 on October 14, 1987, 492 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,873 while the whole world was focused 493 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,141 on that media whore Jessica? 494 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,576 She was a baby, but yeah. 495 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,677 It was hell. 496 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,579 And I would not have survived 497 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,581 if those firemen wouldn't have figured out a way 498 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,416 to lower my little Aunt Edna into that well 499 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,685 and touch my feet and tell me it was gonna be okay 500 00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,986 and that I wasn't alone. 501 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,189 Cam, if there's a way that I could be in there with you, 502 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,756 I would, but I -- 503 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,492 Wait a minute. 504 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,693 Hey, you're doing great. 505 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,495 Okay, I'm right there with you. 506 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,497 You're not alone. 507 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,735 Thank you. 508 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,903 You're a good husband. 509 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,405 Oh, that's very sweet. 510 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,739 Oh, and, Cam. 511 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,109 If the scan shows that you're fine, you can suck it, 512 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,910 because this mechanically-challenged daddy 513 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,213 made this foot-rubbing machine all by himself. 514 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,315 I did. I did this. 515 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,285 It's good, right? 516 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,020 I see you unclenching. 517 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,689 I'm just concerned that other people are gonna see me. 518 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,091 Keep still, please. 519 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,259 Um... 520 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,861 I told you, she's in a meeting right now. 521 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,196 Let -- Let go of my tie. 522 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,631 You're not getting any looser. 523 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,865 Oh, I wonder why. 524 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,200 Come on, get back to work. 525 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,202 It's a little hard to focus with the smell of truffles 526 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,371 just wafting out of your girlfriend's office. 527 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,940 My girlfriend is your boss, okay? 528 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:54,974 And she's not my girlfriend. 529 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,576 I won't deny we have chemistry, 530 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,978 a certain will-they, won't-they kind of vibe. 531 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,280 Okay, guys, hi. 532 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,748 If you could just give me 20 minutes 533 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,216 to deal with a personal situation, 534 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,085 I promise I will come out and address all of your concerns. 535 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,387 What is going on in there? Yeah. 536 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,823 Well, um, it's a medical situation. 537 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,992 Actually, and it's kind of embarrassing, 538 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:17,897 so I appreciate your support in this difficult time. 539 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,234 We got to wrap this up. How long do you need? 540 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,635 At least 15 minutes. 541 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,970 You got five. 542 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,572 Ma'am, this job is hard enough. 543 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,742 Uh, hey, so, small problem. 544 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,677 It can wait! 545 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,812 Every problem can wait. 546 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,581 So now go, mister. 547 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,483 Come on, I've been in your home. 548 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,418 All right, Ben. What is it? 549 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,486 Today's Margaret's birthday... Uh-huh. 550 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,988 ...but it was too late to cancel the cake. 551 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,290 Everyone saw it get delivered. 552 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,757 It's fine. Let them eat cake. 553 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,593 What? Is she kidding? 554 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,661 That's not what I meant! 555 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,629 Claire, breathe. 556 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,630 No, no! 557 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,931 Gloria, we're done. 558 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,667 Don't scream at me. I just wanted to make you happy. 559 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,002 And I'm just trying to make you happy 560 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,704 because you're so damn sensitive 561 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,606 about me not liking your birthday presents. 562 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,609 Come on, this is the last thing I needed today. 563 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,879 Oh, my God. Look at her hands. 564 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,781 She's just been in here getting a manicure. 565 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:09,849 How do you sleep? 566 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:10,817 Get her! 567 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,818 Whoa, whoa, back it up, Josie. 568 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,019 Nobody's gonna get her. 569 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,888 I realize that the optics are a bit troubling, 570 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:16,956 especially today. 571 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,625 A day when you've been sipping champagne 572 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,027 while we've gone over an hour without snacks. 573 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,229 Enough! 574 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,197 You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 575 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,965 How long have I known you people? 576 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,235 Dom, Kenny, Josie, 577 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,969 the two Herms. Seriously? 578 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,972 You all go home at 5:00. This woman never punches out. 579 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,974 She goes home and never sleeps 580 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,844 because she's thinking how to make this company better. 581 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,147 Can't you tell what a mess she has become? 582 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,016 How tense she is, her awkward tics, 583 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,687 the way she grinds her teeth to dust. 584 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,989 I think that she deserves some pampering. 585 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,858 So now get out of here! 586 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,393 Let's go. Come on. 587 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,661 Gloria. 588 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,728 I am sorry. 589 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,997 I just wanted to make it right this year. 590 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,500 Oh, you did. You really did. 591 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,502 Okay, good. So go back and sit down 592 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,238 because hugging you is like hugging a coat rack. 593 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,172 Bah. 594 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,407 Okay. 595 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,642 Oh, that's good. 596 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,612 I'm sorry. 597 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,513 I dreamt too big. 598 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,514 It's not your fault. 599 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,350 I'm the one who believed in you. 600 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,719 You're also the one who overplayed his hand. 601 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,854 We've already established mistakes were made. 602 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,524 We need to be thinking about next steps. 603 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,958 Maybe we need to build something smaller, 604 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,694 like a cool restaurant or something. 605 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,029 I've thought about that. Who's gonna come down here? 606 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,531 There's nowhere to park. 607 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,067 Oh, my God, that's it -- a parking lot. 608 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,604 That's not bad. 609 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,771 We could build it for nothing 610 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,207 and pay off the majority of the loan by tomorrow. 611 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,776 Let's talk about this somewhere else. 612 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,212 Maybe 15-year-old Phil had it right. 613 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,647 Sometimes you have to look at your dream 614 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,783 from a different angle. 615 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,286 I guess it was a parking lot all along. 616 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,159 Please tell me that's dinner. 617 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,394 I'm starving. No, that's Daddy's alarm. 618 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,962 We can't let him nap for more than two hours 619 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,063 because of the concussion. 620 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,666 Oh, look at him. He looks so peaceful. 621 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,601 He's had such a rough day. 622 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,803 When I tried to wake him up last time, he got so upset. 623 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,638 I'll do it. 624 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,673 Who raised you? 625 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,974 Fine, just be gentle, okay? 626 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:15,908 Thanks. 627 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,243 Also, don't touch this. 628 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,745 It's my art project. 629 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,680 Oh, can I help you with that? No. 630 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,115 Daddy said he should because he's more artistic than you. 631 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,251 Okay. 632 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,287 What?! What?! Why?! 633 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,623 Oh, good, you're alive.