1 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:05,139 Hey -- I just caught a glimpse of our pilot, 2 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:07,208 and he looks exactly like Sully. 3 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,709 I-I think it i Sully. 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,311 I think that's a woman. 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,979 No, it's a -- Yeah. 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,147 Oh, I know what you're doing, 7 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,349 you're testing the limits of my feminism. 8 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,685 I will have you know that I am 9 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,720 perfectly fine putting my life in the hands 10 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:20,721 of a female pilot. 11 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:21,722 Hi, folks. 12 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:22,723 This is your captain. 13 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,192 Oh, thank God. Mm-hmm. 14 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,926 Our flight time to Turks and Caicos 15 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,828 is six hours, 24 minutes. 16 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,497 Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff. 17 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,998 All right. 18 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,166 Time to take 19 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,168 that special flying medicine Ronaldo gave us. 20 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,669 Yes, what does "cuidado" mean? 21 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,238 I think it means "sleep tight"? 22 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,772 I don't know. Oh, well, cheers! 23 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,175 Cuidado. 24 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:42,176 Mm. 25 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,277 Okay. 26 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,184 What happened? 27 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,185 Did we land? 28 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,087 Oh, man, that stuff is good. 29 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,423 Bad news, folks, we have some mechanical issues. 30 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,191 We need to head back to the gate. 31 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:58,526 Okay, any time you head back to the gate, 32 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,860 that means your flight's not taking off. 33 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:00,928 All right, gather your things. 34 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:02,029 We're gonna need to scramble 35 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,864 to find another one. 36 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,900 -- Captions by VITAC -- 37 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,909 ** 38 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:22,650 Okay, Mr. Pritchett, there is a connecting flight 39 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,152 through Dallas that leaves in five minutes. 40 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,253 You can catch it if you hurry. 41 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,387 I don't want to go to Dallas. 42 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,390 We're going to Turks and Caicos. 43 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:33,227 Dallas is just where you make your connection. 44 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,228 I'm sorry, I'm having a really hard time 45 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,729 processing information right now. 46 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,898 We took sleeping pills. 47 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,733 Just make your way over to gate 32. 48 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:40,601 Okay. Okay. 49 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:41,569 I can-- wow. 50 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,003 Wait, why do these say "Dallas"? 51 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,138 I have no idea. Ma'am? 52 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:47,107 Sorry, there's been a horrible mistake. 53 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,742 We don't want to go to Dallas. 54 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,010 Okay. 55 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,980 Listen carefully -- you're connecting in Dallas 56 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,582 to Turks and Caicos. 57 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,918 You need to be at gate 32 in four minutes, do you understand? 58 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,788 Yes. I'm not an idiot. 59 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,090 Okay, we have to be at gate 4 in 32 minutes. 60 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,359 No, gate 32, write it down. 61 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,694 Okay. 62 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:07,828 Why is she so angry? 63 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,497 Isn't it obvious? She's totally into me. 64 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,299 She gave me a marker. Mmm! Makes sense. 65 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:14,335 All right. Okay. 66 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,370 I'm just gonna follow you. Okay. Yeah. 67 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,938 Wrong! 68 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,341 I knew it. Instinct. 69 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:23,110 Okay, yes. Wait, no, my bag. 70 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,111 My bag's gone. Okay, okay. 71 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,314 It has my passport in it. 72 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:30,150 Wait, that guy -- he has my bag. 73 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,452 Excuse me, sir. 74 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,388 Nice try stealing my bag. I see you've already painted it. 75 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:36,457 Cam, it-- it's back on your shoulder! 76 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,826 Oh, my God. You are good. 77 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,828 Cam, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me. 78 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,696 If we're gonna have any chance of getting to Dallas 79 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:47,201 and then surviving there, we are going to need hats. 80 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,369 Hats. 81 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,337 Hats. 82 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,038 Excuse me, sir, sir, sir, sir, 83 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:53,241 are you the proprietor of this haberdashery? 84 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,408 Can you point me in the direction 85 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,477 of your finest sports caps? 86 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,645 What team? 87 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,313 Gay -- I'm not sure why that's relevant. 88 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:00,648 Oh. Okay. 89 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,015 I'll just -- 90 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:03,884 Yeah, I have a question for you. 91 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,819 When you're outside the workplace, do you wear hats? 92 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,355 Or does that just kind of make you feel 93 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,022 like you're always in the office? 94 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,525 Oh, you know what, I think I am going to get these. 95 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:12,760 No, Mitchell, we can't -- 96 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,495 Oh, look, little girls' hats. 97 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,364 Ooh. We should get one for Linda. 98 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:19,099 Who? Um, our daughter? 99 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,502 No, it's Lily. Oh, I love that name. 100 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,171 Mitchell, why do you have 32 written on your arm? 101 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,506 I have no idea. 102 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,175 Maybe it's some sort of code, or maybe it's my age. 103 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,510 Do I look 32 to you? 104 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,245 Tell me the truth. No, you know what -- don't. 105 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,080 Well, if we wrote it down, it must be something important. 106 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,348 Hey, we should write down other stuff 107 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,083 that seems important so we don't forget. 108 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,351 Yeah, okay. 109 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,852 Um, well, hats. 110 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,053 Hats, obviously. Obviously. 111 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:41,054 Okay. Ah, what else? 112 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,556 I feel like there was a -- A number. 113 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,591 there was -- 32. 32. 114 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,058 Attention, please. 115 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:47,227 Passengers Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker... 116 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,696 You're hearing that, right? Yeah. 117 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,031 ...please report to gate 32 immediately. 118 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,099 Are we in trouble? 119 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,534 I don't know. He sounds mad. 120 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,469 - He does. - Hey. 121 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,370 No, no, no. 122 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,805 No, no, no. Cam, don't. 123 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:58,939 Don't you dare. 124 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,207 Don't you dare. 125 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,610 No, I -- they just look so soft and inviting. 126 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:03,877 I-I don't think I can go on. 127 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:04,945 Tell Linda I love her. 128 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,747 No, you're gonna tell Linda yourself, okay? 129 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,482 I cannot go to Dallas without you. 130 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,651 The portions there are so big. 131 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:11,719 Ooh. 132 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,554 I'm just so tired. I'm so very tired. 133 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,989 I just need to close my eyes. 134 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,325 Oh! Knock it off! 135 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,226 Ow! You're gonna suck it up. 136 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,894 You're gonna pull your act together. 137 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,464 And you're coming with me to gate 3232. 138 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,432 That can't be right. 139 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:25,999 We're just never gonna make it. 140 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,301 Oh, my God. You're right. 141 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,802 We're gonna die in this airport. 142 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,571 Ah. Oh. 143 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,807 Final boarding call for flight 224 to Dallas at gate 32. 144 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,976 Wait, there's still time. Sir, stop! 145 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,645 Stop! 146 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,613 Is there a way that you can take us 147 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,916 to gate 32? 32, yeah. 148 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,252 I guess. Okay, wow. 149 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,854 Thank you so much. You are a life saver. 150 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,856 Please hurry. Okay. 151 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:53,026 We're here. 152 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,094 Thank you. Oh, thank you. 153 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,596 Thank you so much. Thank you so much. 154 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,630 Mitch and Cam. 155 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:57,598 Hi! Hi! Hi, we're Mitch and Cam! 156 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,799 I'm Mitch, he's Cam. 157 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,435 Mr. Tucker, Mr. Pritchett -- you made it just in time. 158 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,170 Okay. Oh, my gosh. 159 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,271 Thank you. 160 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,839 Lucy, her name is Lucy. 161 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,508 We're coming home, Lucy! 162 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,115 Hey, everyone, we are firing up the hologram 163 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,351 to the Starship Enterprise in five minutes. 164 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:20,120 Be there or be square. 165 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,456 I don't think he had to "or" that one. 166 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,557 You know, honey, now that we're here, 167 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:24,792 I'm not sure it's such a great idea 168 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,227 to barge in on Alex. Claire, I'm worried. 169 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,462 She's not returning texts. 170 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,130 Her friend says she never goes out. 171 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,132 This is the first act of every Lifetime movie 172 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,467 about college girl meltdowns. 173 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,536 Yeah, but maybe we should give her a little head's up. 174 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,505 That's what Alicia Silverstone's mom, Judith Light, 175 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,507 thought in "From Straight A's to a Straight Jacket." 176 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,641 Trust me, this is 177 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,209 the best way to make sure she's not spending 178 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:45,212 her nights holed up and depressed. 179 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:48,348 Alex? Honey, it's Mom and Dad. 180 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,484 Oh, well, maybe this is a good sign. 181 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:53,654 Maybe she's already out with friends, just like a normal -- 182 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,588 Hey! Hey! 183 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:55,989 What are you guys doing here? 184 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,258 Thought we'd pop by, say hi, maybe take you out for a bite. 185 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,260 Unless you've already got fun group dinner plans? 186 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,463 My burrito's ready. 187 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:05,666 You're drinking? 188 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,668 Wine helps me sleep sometimes. 189 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,202 You know, I really wish you guys had called. 190 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,004 I'm so busy with school stuff right now, 191 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,106 and this place is a mess. 192 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,277 Aww, there you are. 193 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,278 You got a cat? 194 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,414 It's not mine. You stole a cat? 195 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:22,249 Just like Neve Campbell in "From Yale to Jail." 196 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:23,417 - Oh, God. - Honey, 197 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:24,552 are you sure you're okay? 198 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,553 It's Saturday night. 199 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,387 You're drinking wine in your bathrobe 200 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,922 with a come-from-nowhere cat. 201 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,023 What's wrong with that? 202 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,759 Take away the cat, and I'm basically you. 203 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,627 Mm. Honey, 204 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,629 I know what it's like to be an outsider in college. 205 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:36,864 Mm-hmm. The cool kids and I 206 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,298 used to try to make them feel better 207 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,033 by leaving banana bread outside their door. 208 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,269 We'd knock and then run off and hide behind a bush 209 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,371 and watch them just to see the expression on their faces -- 210 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,973 Phil. 211 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,407 Your dad and I are just concerned 212 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,942 'cause you've been so distant lately. 213 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,143 I told you I've been busy. 214 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,645 Nobody's saying you don't lead a full life. 215 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,714 Mm-hmm. You study, you make burritos. 216 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:58,318 Maybe -- maybe you're just a little lonely or depressed. 217 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,587 I'm fine, mom. 218 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,455 'Cause we could always get you back into therapy. 219 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,290 Yes. Or have you move home with us. 220 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,958 Uh-huh. God, stop. 221 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,327 Why do you guys always just assume I'm some depressed loser? 222 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,563 Did it ever occur to you that maybe I've been so distant 223 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,632 because I've been busy with my own life? 224 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,333 Maybe I'm doing great. 225 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:16,236 Maybe I'm spending time with someone special. 226 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,605 Ah! 227 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,139 Yeah. Whoa. 228 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,140 That's right. 229 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,174 Ben, what are you doing? 230 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,643 I told you to stay in there. 231 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,745 I'm sorry -- I thought you were, like, building to a big reveal. 232 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:25,813 I wasn't. 233 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:29,249 You and Ben and -- Honey, isn't he 50? 234 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,150 He's 26. 235 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,251 It runs in my family. 236 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,920 I'm gonna look like this until the day I die. 237 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,622 So, this is why you haven't been coming home? 238 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,456 You've been dating your mom's assistant? Oh. 239 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,191 I'm actually a marketing manager. Unh-unh. 240 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,426 You know what? This might go better 241 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,761 for everyone if you throw a towel on. 242 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,829 Okay, yeah. That makes sense. 243 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,097 Claire, co-- um, could you not fire me? 244 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,433 Ugh, how long have you two been sneaking around? 245 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,434 A couple of months. 246 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,436 We took a break when I went to San Diego. 247 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,371 What? We did? Just -- 248 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,472 Is this okay? 249 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:55,108 Um, yeah, yeah, we put it in for her. 250 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,176 It's a feline burrito. 251 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,778 I knew I recognized that thing. 252 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,980 You should know -- He brings that cat to work 253 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,448 and apparently on dates. 254 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,617 He thought it was time to bring together 255 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,954 the two most special ladies in his life. 256 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,189 Well, I cannot go to work every day 257 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,792 and wonder why he's got that stupid smile on his face. 258 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,393 Why are you making this all about you? 259 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,662 This is the first 260 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,397 adult relationship I've had in...ever. 261 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,533 But it's with Ben. 262 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:22,235 It's okay. It's okay. She didn't mean that. 263 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,503 Claire, can I talk to you for a second? 264 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,673 Oh, you can agree with me in front of everyone. 265 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:27,407 Actually, I think you're overreacting a little. 266 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,742 What? We came here thinking 267 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,744 our daughter was in some sort of a depression, 268 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,080 and it turns out she's dating someone. 269 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,983 And he's actually pretty sweet and harmless. 270 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,718 Are you, Ben? Are you harmless? 271 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:38,886 Please don't, don't. 272 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:39,987 He kissed me. 273 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,656 You kissed my mom?! You kissed my wife?! 274 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,825 Dude, I thought I had to or I would lose my job, okay? 275 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,059 That's not -- Mnh-mnh. That's for real. 276 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,494 We were working late. It was just the two of us. 277 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,430 She reached over to grab a spring roll, I guess, 278 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,365 but she got right in my face, and she whispered, 279 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:56,003 "Mmm, Mama's hungry." 280 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,105 I have to say, Claire, this one might be on you. 281 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:02,175 Like I would abuse my position to take advantage of you 282 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,011 and not Tony from the warehouse? 283 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,046 Who's Tony from the warehouse? Just -- 284 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,547 The kiss was an honest mistake. 285 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,249 Maybe, but it was still a little off, 286 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,551 like most things are with Ben. 287 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:15,422 Maybe I like a little off. And that's not all he is. 288 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,058 He's an amazing person who somehow gets me. 289 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,794 He's thoughtful and smart, and I feel like 290 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,596 I can be myself around him. 291 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:26,734 And his nose does this little wiggly thing when he sleeps. 292 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,268 You watch me sleep? 293 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,038 Dude, I watch you sleep. 294 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,207 I'm really glad that this is finally out 295 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,977 and I can tell people how I feel about you. 296 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,445 I really like you, Ben. 297 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,714 Like, a lot. 298 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,550 And I have never loved anyone as much as you. 299 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,753 Don't make this weird. Oh, yeah. 300 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,320 She's not sad and lonely. 301 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,790 No, it's so much worse. Look at her, Claire. 302 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,692 Have you ever seen her look so happy? 303 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,762 Crap. 304 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,497 3, 2, 1. 305 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,233 Aw! 306 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,835 - That's my hand, Ben. - Oh, sorry. 307 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,003 Mm-hmm. My bad. 308 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,106 Speed it up, Manny. 309 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,941 The movie starts in five minutes. 310 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,077 Sorry, but I'm not going over 20 miles an hour 311 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,179 with this cappuccino machine not strapped in. 312 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,847 Once I perfect my foam art skills, 313 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,749 my freshmen dorm will be the place to be. 314 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,151 I think we can put off that talk about using protection. 315 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,854 Mm, look, there's a spot right there. 316 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,555 Looks tight, but I'll give it a try. 317 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,661 You're too close to the curb. 318 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,496 You're gonna hit it. 319 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,431 Oh! What'd I tell you? 320 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,866 It's okay, Papi, you can do it. 321 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:36,103 Ugh. 322 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,838 Go around. 323 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:43,610 Oh, really? Well, here's a bouquet of them! 324 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,979 Okay, let's try this again. 325 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,985 Ugh, okay.Ah! 326 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,020 Get out, I'll do it. 327 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,554 Surprise, surprise. 328 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,023 What was that? 329 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,291 Nothing, I was just saying that I am surprised 330 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,694 that you want to take over like you usually do. 331 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,295 But I am not. What are you cagey for? 332 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,797 What did I do? 333 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,465 Okay, this spot's not happening. 334 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,634 Well, I didn't want to say anything, 335 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,370 but the other night, when we were at Jeff and Sally's, 336 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,539 I was in the middle of telling a story, 337 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,208 you just took over and told the ending, 338 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,243 and that was very rude. 339 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,311 Okay, this one looks good -- It's huge. 340 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,080 That's what's bothering you? 341 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,581 I jumped in to save you! 342 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,750 You were flailing. 343 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,719 You were drowning in a sea of unnecessary details. 344 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,321 Ah! How?! 345 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,990 That's the way I like to tell a story. 346 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,258 I like to paint a picture. 347 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,360 A story should be short and simple. 348 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,562 Don't tell me anything I don't need to know. 349 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,164 I am taking you on a journey. 350 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,868 I am not teaching you how to build a bookcase. 351 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,569 Seriously? You saw me waiting. 352 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,037 You couldn't tell me you weren't leaving? 353 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,338 You brought your own shopping bags, 354 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,840 but you left your manners at home. 355 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,009 I'm just saying your story would be easier to follow 356 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,610 if you didn't take so many side trips 357 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,412 and you thought about the build a little bit. 358 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,114 You're with me on this, aren't you, Manny? 359 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,682 I like Mom's stories. 360 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,683 See? 361 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,952 I'm just gonna pull in here. 362 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,955 12 bucks? No wonder the middle class is so angry. 363 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,457 There's no way you would be able to follow her story. 364 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,258 Yes, he would have. 365 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,559 Fine. Tell it again. 366 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:09,529 A couple of weeks ago, I go to the grocery store -- 367 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,697 the one on Washington 368 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,034 that has the tiny little wine bar to the right. 369 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,469 So, I come in, I'm looking for paper towels. 370 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,371 And I think, "Mmm, I'm gonna treat myself 371 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,708 with some wine and some cheese." 'Cause why not? 372 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,711 So, I order my drink, and when I look up, 373 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,147 I thought I saw Sandra Bullock. 374 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,381 Stop. Right there, 375 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,784 you just said you thought you saw Sandra Bullock. 376 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,886 I already know the ending. It wasn't her. 377 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,121 End of story. 378 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,989 Yeah, but you don't even know who it really was. 379 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,424 But I know it's not Sandra Bullock, 380 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,625 so I'm not invested. 381 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,794 You know, I really loved her in that movie "Gravity." 382 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,262 Who cares? She wasn't there. 383 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,164 Oh, please be leaving. 384 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,299 May I finish my story? 385 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,235 So, I start following Sandra Bullock... 386 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,736 Not Sandra Bullock. 387 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,304 ...around the grocery store. 388 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,141 She goes first to the frozen section, 389 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,410 then she goes to the detergent aisle. 390 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,346 I'm thinking to myself this whole time, 391 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,914 "I am gonna go and introduce myself, 392 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,016 but it has to be at the right time." 393 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,651 So I keep following her. 394 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,987 Eventually, she leaves the store. 395 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,923 She goes outside, which was actually really hot 396 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,358 to be January, because, remember, last year -- 397 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,926 We know the month, we know the weather, 398 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,261 we know it's not Sandra Bullock. 399 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,929 Are you leaving? 400 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,098 I want your spot. 401 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,699 Oh, please. 402 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,801 Don't flatter yourself, lady. 403 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:22,970 Manny, are you listening? 404 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,504 No, sorry. I wasn't paying attention. 405 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,206 Because you're not holding his attention. 406 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,774 And this is what I've been talking about -- 407 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,609 too many useless details. 408 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,944 Get on with it. 409 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:34,447 So, she turns around, she takes her sunglasses off, 410 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,782 which was really weird, 411 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,285 because it was the exact same pair 412 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,653 that I bought last year that I lost on that plane ride -- 413 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,622 Nobody cares about your sunglasses. 414 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,124 Just get to the end. 415 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,558 I don't want to now. 416 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,227 The woman turns to your mother and says, 417 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,661 "Oh, my God. Are you Salma Hayek?" 418 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:49,529 Here we go. 419 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,231 I'm just trying to help you. 420 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,200 Put on blinker, check mirrors, 421 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,834 watch jerk steal your spot, 422 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,137 regret quitting karate in 4th grade. 423 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,471 You know what, Jay, this is not about 424 00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,806 who tells the best story. 425 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,575 This is about you jumping in that night 426 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,811 like you just wanted me to stop talking because 427 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,414 I was embarrassing you or something. 428 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,316 You made me feel stupid. 429 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,520 You think it's nothing, but you hurt my feelings. 430 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,023 Gloria, that's the last thing I meant to happen. 431 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,358 You're just saying that. You don't really understand. 432 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,260 No, I'm sorry. 433 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,095 Hell, I'm the last guy who wants to make somebody 434 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,064 feel like they sound stupid. 435 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,565 Did I ever tell you about the little boy 436 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,001 from my neighborhood who stuttered? 437 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,669 He was real self-conscious about it. 438 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,538 What kid wouldn't be? 439 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,840 At school, when the teacher would ask him a question, 440 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,508 he tried so hard to get the words out, 441 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,010 but it just wouldn't come. 442 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,611 Rest of the kids stared at him, 443 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,513 which only made the stuttering worse. 444 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,083 They'd whisper behind his back and laugh. 445 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,186 Finally, got to the point when the teacher called on him 446 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,855 to answer a question, even if he knew the answer, 447 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,558 he'd just say, "I don't know." 448 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,526 Then the teacher would shake his head and say, 449 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,929 "Next time, study harder, Jay." 450 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,531 You were that little kid? 451 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,033 So sad. 452 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,969 That must have been very hard for you. 453 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,136 It was. 454 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,572 We're parked. 455 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,975 Okay, the movie's about to start. 456 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,076 Let's go. 457 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,614 Man, I haven't thought about that in years. 458 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:18,118 That was really moving. 459 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:21,454 'Cause that's how you tell a story. 460 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,760 Hi, could you bring out the birthday cake 461 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:28,996 in like five, minutes? 462 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,497 Sure, do you want the whole song and everything? 463 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,898 Oh, that would be great. I only ask because 464 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,901 we don't love doing it. Okay, thanks. 465 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,736 Hey. So, birthday boy, 466 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,937 how you feeling? 467 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,073 Um, a little nervous, actually. 468 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,108 Why? 469 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,476 Uh, well. 470 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,512 Oh, my God. 471 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,014 Haley, when I woke up this morning, 472 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,249 I just had this feeling. 473 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,450 And I know this is sudden, 474 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,819 but like any mid-to-large market weatherman, 475 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,121 I trust my instincts. 476 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,423 And it might have something to do with turning 45, 477 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,992 but today my instincts told me not to wait another second 478 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:02,962 to spend the rest of my life with the woman I love. 479 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:06,899 Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy, will you marry me? 480 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,670 Yes. 481 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,372 Yes, I'll marry you. Really? You will? 482 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,474 Yeah! Oh! 483 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,608 It just feels right, you know? 484 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,776 I don't want to over-think it. 485 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,844 That's what I love about you. 486 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:18,845 You don't over-think anything. 487 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,113 Aww. 488 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,115 Oh, you've made me the happiest man in the world. 489 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,017 I don't know how to say this without sounding superficial, 490 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,118 but I need a closer look at this ring. 491 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,686 Yeah, sit down, sit down. 492 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,821 It was my grandmother's. 493 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,557 She hid it in her hollowed-out wooden foot 494 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,558 during the Great Depression. 495 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,960 So crazy, my grandmother's on Snapchat. 496 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,295 It's beautiful. 497 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,896 I didn't ruin the surprise, did I? 498 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,298 I mean, I was trying to act normal through dinner. 499 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,966 I just couldn't hide how nervous I was. 500 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,702 It's how I imagine fans feel when they come up and meet me. 501 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,571 No, I didn't expect it at all. 502 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,139 I just thought you were nervous because the light's 503 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,207 on the right side of your face. 504 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,675 Yeah. Oh, look at me -- 505 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,343 I can't stop smiling. Yeah! 506 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,479 Usually I like to save my smiles for on-camera 507 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,813 because they come off more real that way. 508 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,415 Oh, yeah. But this is worth it. 509 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,185 Mm. 510 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,486 That's odd. What's wrong? 511 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,887 It's raining. 512 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,022 I didn't predict that -- I called for clear skies tonight. 513 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,157 Hmm. 514 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,426 Ooh, should we order some champagne to celebrate? 515 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,228 I can't believe my forecast was wrong. 516 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,929 Oh, don't beat yourself up about it. 517 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,332 If it helps, my weather app didn't predict rain either. 518 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,067 Your what? Nothing. 519 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,868 My God, look at those winds. 520 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,438 They must register at least a 10 on the Beaufort Scale. 521 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,108 Think of all the sun roofs left open. 522 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,843 Think of all the freshly blown-out hair de-volumizing. 523 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,044 How could I not see this coming? 524 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,246 Rainer. 525 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,780 Is this the only thing I was off about today? 526 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,216 What do you mean? 527 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,918 Well, let's face it, Haley. I did not think this through. 528 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,520 I mean, where are we gonna live? 529 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,089 My place only has one walk-in closet, which would stay mine. 530 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,291 And how's my daughter gonna feel about us getting married? 531 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,759 Are you gonna want to have children? 532 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,094 Can I even have more children? 533 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,130 I've spent a lot of time in tanning beds. 534 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,632 Um, I think you're spinning a little. 535 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,768 Look, sometimes when I'm reorganizing my closet, 536 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,371 I feel overwhelmed, like I'm never gonna get through it all. 537 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,741 So I force myself to look at things in smaller sections. 538 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,244 I arrange five pairs of shoes at a time. 539 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,412 12 hours later, I'm done. 540 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,980 So, that's what we'll do. 541 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,982 We'll take things five years at a time. 542 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,717 In five years, I'll be 50. What? 543 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,553 What did you think 45 plus 5 was? 544 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,221 Well, until today, you were 44, 545 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,623 which I had basically convinced myself was 40, 546 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,460 and now suddenly we're talking about 50, which is basically 60. 547 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,727 Wait, wait. Why are you panicking? 548 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,896 I'm the one who can't mess up another marriage. 549 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,731 I mean, you mess up the first one, fine. 550 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,567 It's a mulligan. But the second one fails, 551 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,302 and suddenly I'm the problem. 552 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,271 I lose my chance at being the spokesperson 553 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,072 for Blue Monsoon Korean Energy Drink. 554 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,507 Let's just take a breath. 555 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,975 It's natural to freak out a little bit. 556 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,478 We're making a lifetime commitment. 557 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,079 We're going to be together forever. 558 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,851 Just you and me. Forever. 559 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,154 You just said that. 560 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,589 I know. 561 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,425 Because -- because it's great. 562 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,093 That's what every girl wants, right? 563 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,529 I mean, sure, I'm still really young and there's obviously 564 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,931 so much more I thought I'd do before I tied myself down 565 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,866 to one person for the rest of my life. 566 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,436 But does anyone ever truly feel ready to get married? 567 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,437 I mean, probably. 568 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,339 Haley. But it's not like I'm dying. 569 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,107 I just won't be single anymore. 570 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,509 I'll won't ever go on a first date again. 571 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,676 I won't ever have a first kiss. 572 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,011 I won't ever dance near a deejay booth 573 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,446 hoping someone will like what they see 574 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,447 and offer me a ride home. 575 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,616 Oh, my -- is it - is it me? 576 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,284 Or is it just crazy hot in here? 577 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,985 Can somebody open a window, please? 578 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,288 No, no, they can't because, as I did not predict, 579 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,289 it's raining outside. 580 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,790 Ew, my finger is swelling up. 581 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,860 Oh, why is your grandmother's Depression ring so tight? 582 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,495 Give me that butter. 583 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,730 Here, let me help you with that. 584 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,731 Ugh. 585 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,732 I got it. 586 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,633 Ow! Oh, my God. 587 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,000 I'm so sorry. Nope, it's okay. 588 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:28,968 I'm fine. 589 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,870 At least the ring came off. 590 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,305 Ow. 591 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,007 Yeah, um, feels better. 592 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:44,751 Look, um, maybe you're right. 593 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:48,655 Maybe we should rethink this whole marriage thing. 594 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,324 I don't remember saying that. 595 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,025 It's clear you're having doubts. 596 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,727 We both are. 597 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,230 Let's just keep dating and see where it goes. 598 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,531 I don't want to do that. 599 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,834 I mean, I -- clearly, I've had some commitment issues, 600 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,770 and I know I had a momentary freak out there, 601 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:08,408 but I was -- I had no idea that you w-- 602 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,576 Haley, I know it's unfair. 603 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,043 I guess I was just hoping you'd be sure enough 604 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,512 for the both of us. 605 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,846 You're right. 606 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,382 It isn't fair. 607 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,051 You're really giving this back? 608 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,023 Just for now. 609 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,692 Haley, I'm 45 years old. 610 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,795 I-I don't want to just date and see where things go. 611 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,397 That's not where I am in my life. 612 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,732 What are you saying? 613 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,401 Well, I think we're both saying it. 614 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,068 * Ha-- No, no, don't. 615 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,136 Oh, good. 616 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,840 Do you want to blow out the candles? 617 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,385 Sir? 618 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,553 Sir. 619 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,455 Wh-what happened? Are we in Dallas yet? 620 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,490 No, we've left Dallas. We're in Turks and Caicos. 621 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,326 We need to clean the plane. What? 622 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,093 Do you remember being in Dallas? 623 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,395 No, we must have slept through it. 624 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,064 You're wearing a cowboy hat. So are you. 625 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,065 What is this? 626 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,301 I don't think we're supposed to have that. 627 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,605 So, it appears I've gotten a piercing. 628 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:13,740 What? Mm-hmm. 629 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,008 "Murray." Why does your arm say "Murray"? 630 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,445 Who-- whose dog is this? 631 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,912 What do you mean "whose dog"? 632 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,414 You refused to board without him. 633 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,749 I did? 634 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,084 Okay, well, let's go. 635 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,621 I don't remember my bag being this heavy. 636 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,689 Uh-oh.