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Jay and I are partners
in a parking lot,

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and it's added a wonderful,
new dynamic to our relationship.

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The first step was hiring
someone to man the booth.

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We narrowed it down to
the two candidates who applied.

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I don't think
it should be,

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"I hope there's
a place to park

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near where
I love to have lunch."

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I think it should be,

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"I hope there's
a place to have lunch

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near where
I love to park."

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Huh?

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So, Tibor,

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tell us why you're excited
about a career in parking.

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Is good.

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That's a tough one.

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My top three...

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...Destiny's Child...
Oh.

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...Janet Jackson...
Yes.

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...and my fave...
Metallica.

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Oh, my goodness,
you are so complex.

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Tibor, what are your
favorite kinds of music?

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Tibor.

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Is good?

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Oh-oh.

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Well, I think
the choice is clear.

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Tibor.Joan.

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Tibor?

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I like his energy.
He doesn't have any.

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Well, I like Joan.
She's fun.

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Take her to the movies.
This is a business.

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Uh-oh.

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Looks like
we're at a stand-off.

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God, not the coin.

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Even super-duper pals like
Jay and I disagree sometimes,

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so...I dreamed up
this baby.

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If it comes up Phil,
I win.

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If it comes up Jay,
he wins.

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He hated this,
but I told him,

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"The coin adds 10 pounds."

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-- Captions by VITAC --

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**

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So, how hard-core
is this march going to be?

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Just a peaceful
gathering of women

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working towards
the same goal
of equality.

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We're not burning bras
or anything.

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Good, 'cause I just got
my first one.

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I'm not torching it
before Naomi's sleepover.

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This is a really
exciting time
for you, Lily.

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This is your first
taste of feminism.

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We're all here
as your mentors --

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or "womentors".

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Hmm?

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Come on,
I just coined that.

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We fake-laughed
at "sheroic."

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The well is dry.

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This stupid traffic!

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Look at all these women
in these cars, Lily.

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It's so inspiring.

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All for one!

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One for all --
I am gonna cut around
these idiots!

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What was that?

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Somebody shot out
the tire!

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Really? That's where
you go with this?

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It was a pothole.

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The dashboard
is going crazy.

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- It's a flat tire.
- Perfect.

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I wouldn't know
about "flat."

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Phil! Phil!

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We have a problem.

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Aww..."we"?

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I'm trying to get to
that bakery that makes
those bear claws.

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That chatterbox you
and your coin hired

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is clogging up
our parking lot.

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Oh, great.
There goes eight bucks.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Is this an official
partners' meeting?

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Hold on.

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Good morning and welcome.

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Partners present --

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Phil Dunphy --
Put down
your stupid notebook.

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You're the one
who wanted to hire her.

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You've got to tell
her to speed it up
or hit the road.

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I want you to know
that I hear you

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and will address
this posthaste.

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Now, if we could move on
to some unfinished business

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from the
last meeting, um...

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"My feelings
are still hurt

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from you telling me

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all the places
you want me to put the coin."

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Ah, it's after
ten o'clock --

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too late to eat
a bear claw now.

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I'll be too sugared up
for my nap.

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Everything's ruined!

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Hey.
You look busy.

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Oh, yeah, well, I'm
just putting the
finishing touches

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on the costumes
for this year's
school musical.

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You mean the one
that's supposedly
based on your life,

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but is a beat-for-beat rip-off
of "The Wizard of Oz"?

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Mine is the story
of a precocious farm kid

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who takes a magical journey
to the big city.

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How is that
"Wizard of Oz"?

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Cam,
you have a Tin Man.

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That's our
high-school mascot.

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We were
the Mighty Milk Jugs.

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You know this.

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Hi, Pam.

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Hey, y'all.

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Listen, upstairs
in the kitchen...

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Mm-hmm.

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...is there, um...

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one of those,
uh...

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you know,
things that, uh...

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Wait, what were
you asking me?

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Pam, are --
are you okay?
Oh, honey,
you look exhausted.

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The baby didn't sleep
again last night.

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I'll tell you,

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I haven't been
this out of sorts

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since that twister
lifted up our house.

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Told ya.

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That wind
was so strong

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it shucked
all our corn.

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Mm-hmm.
It was like...
whenev--

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She sleeping?
No, she's fine.

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Our plough horse used
to do the same thing.

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Baby's crying.

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Why don't I
put this on pause.

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I'll come up and help you out
for a little bit.

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Oh, maybe Mitchell
should help.

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He's just so good
with baby Calhoun.

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Aww.
I ought to call you
"Uncle Secret Touch".

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That seems like
a "500 feet away
from a playground"

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kind of nickname.

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But I will
be happy to help.

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Okay, well, I'll just
be down here, in case
nobody needs me.

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Hey, wh-why don't
you head upstairs.

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I-I'll be right up,
okay?

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Oh, thank you.

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You know,
you try to hide it,

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but you are
a sensitive soul...

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"Uncle Sneaky Feeler."

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Yeah, before we go wide with
that, let's, um -- not. Okay.

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Cam.

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What? I think it's great
that she's asking you

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to help out
with baby Cal

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instead of his own
flesh and blood.

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I guess the only thing
I'm good for

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is putting on a wig
and taking her SATs.

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I cannot believe
you're jealous.

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I'm hardly jealous.
I'm much too busy.

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Oh, finishing
the flying monkeys?

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They're not
flying monkeys.

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Let me ask you -- what
do you think happens

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to possums
during a tornado?

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Ugh.

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Park it over there,
next to that Buick.

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There he is.

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Hey, Joan. How's
everything down here today?

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Putting cars in spaces
and smiles on faces.

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Well, except
for yours.

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What's wrong?

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Oh, no, I'm good.
Yeah, definitely good.

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Phil...if there's
two things I know,

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it's people
and parking.

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And you look like
you trying to get
out of a tough spot.

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You see
right through me.

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There was an issue at
our partners' meeting.

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Hold on
one second.

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Hey, sugar!

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All right, girl,
how was the office party?

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I kept all my clothes on
this time.

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And you were right --

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I stayed away from mixers
and I'm not hungover!

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See?!

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You can't lose
if it's nothing but booze.

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That deserves...

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confetti bomb!

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You're the greatest.

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Park it over there
by that blue Toyota.

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My girl!

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She is a bit
of a drinker,

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so I like to give her
a lot of space.

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All right.

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Now, what did you want
to talk about?

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Nothing.

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Everything here
is perfect.

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Well, almost.
Something
on your mind?

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No, but something
is on my feet all day -- me.

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How 'bout...a gel mat
for the booth?

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Oh, I'm getting
you a mat...

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'cause you're
all that.

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Ooh! Ha ha!

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I love that!

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Confetti bomb!

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It wasn't like
I was checking up on him.

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I had my nap and I came by
for an afternoon claw.

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I don't have a lot
going on right now.

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I think
it's this one.

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Hey, guys, why
don't we just call
roadside assistance?

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I'm sure they'll
send somebody.

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If today is all
about girl power,

201
00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,625
why can't we just
fix it ourselves?

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00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,326
I knew we shouldn't
have brought her.

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00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,133
It's funny --

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00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,502
we've only been
volunteering here

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00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,504
at the women's march
for an hour...
Five minutes.

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00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,171
...but it already
feels like I'm part
of something big,

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something
really special.

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00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,775
Would you snap
a picture?

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00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,443
So you can prove
you were here and
get school credit,

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00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,845
and be home faster
than the ink dries

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00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,980
on that poster
you just misspelled?

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00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,081
"Women Untie"?

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00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,116
Still works.

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00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,118
Luke, these women
deserve our respect.

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They've had
to overcome

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00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,321
biases and challenges
we've never had to face.

217
00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,456
They're the granddaughters
of the suffrage movement.

218
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Sitting through
your little speech...

219
00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,827
that's suffrage.

220
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Oh, my God.

221
00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,330
I-It's Danielle Pardo
from calculus.

222
00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:44,798
Who?
You wouldn't
know her.

223
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You run
in different circles.

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She's in honors classes
and you, well,

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00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,269
run in circles.

226
00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,804
Hey, Manny!

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It's so cool
you're here.

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And I'm here, too --
Luke Dunphy.

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You saw me now

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00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,210
and you saw me at the end
of the march.

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If you guys
are making signs,

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here are some
of the issues --

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women make 79 cents
on the dollar,

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00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,285
and the government
wants to tell me what
I can do with my body.

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00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,453
I mean, how would
you feel if --

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Whoa!

237
00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:08,956
She blew my mind.

238
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,725
Society treats girls
like second-class citizens.

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00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,161
I've spent a lot of time
on women's websites,

240
00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,396
but none of this stuff
ever came up.

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00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,299
You're watching
strong women in
action, Lily.

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00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,801
When we put
our minds together,

243
00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,170
there's nothing
we can't achieve.

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This is too hard.

245
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,074
Ugh.
I give up.

246
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Let's just
get the manual.

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Great idea.
I like that.

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00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,679
You see, Lily,
there are no fairy tales,

249
00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,080
no damsels
in distress.

250
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,815
We are more than
just a bunch

251
00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,917
of pretty faces.

252
00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,485
There's nothing
in the glove box but makeup.

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00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,387
Ay, yeah, because
the manual wouldn't fit

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00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,923
with my emergency
touch-up kit.

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00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,091
I would
like to revisit

256
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,993
Gloria's idea
about giving up.

257
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,494
Oh, that's setting
a great example.

258
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,896
What do you think
would've happened

259
00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,097
if Marie Curie
had given up?

260
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,265
She wouldn't have died
of radiation poisoning.

261
00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,201
How on Earth
did you know that?

262
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,903
You talk about
her a lot.

263
00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,270
Until I saw her
on that stamp,

264
00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,706
I thought she was
your girlfriend.

265
00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,609
Gloria, I can't believe you
don't know how to change a tire.

266
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,277
You drove a taxi.
Surely you had a flat.

267
00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,946
I had
a lot of flats,

268
00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:09,449
but I would reapply my makeup
and I would wait and then,

269
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,586
in five minutes,
I would have my own pit crew.

270
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,788
You know, after we get
this tire changed,

271
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,023
do you still want
to go to the rally

272
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,191
or should we just drop
you off in 1950?

273
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,060
Uh, guys,
there's, uh...

274
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,061
Oh.

275
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:25,966
You need help
with that tire?

276
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,267
No.
No. No, we don't.
We're good, thanks.

277
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,736
What are you guys
talking about?

278
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,403
She's a woman and
she wants to help
with the tire.

279
00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,039
She checks
all the boxes.

280
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,440
Right. Um...

281
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,541
Hello.

282
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,710
Uh, we were trying
to change our tire,

283
00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:39,146
but there's something wrong
with the jack.

284
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,248
Let me
check it out.
Yep.

285
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,983
Uh-huh.
Oh, that.

286
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,918
Okay.
There we go.

287
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,687
...should have moved
that one.

288
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,456
You're hired.

289
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,625
Great. Let's get
this baby off the ground.

290
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,060
I'm Joey, by the way.

291
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,128
Hi.
Thank you.

292
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,164
I'm Haley.

293
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,168
What? She's awesome,
it's confusing.

294
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,138
I read your script,
baby.

295
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,807
If you got
third-act problems,

296
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,676
you got
first-act problems.

297
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,943
You are so right.

298
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,111
Park it next
to the Honda

299
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,946
and flush out
your antagonist.

300
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,949
Hey.
Hey, Jay.

301
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,818
How's Gloria, Manny,
Joe, and Stella?

302
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,119
What, do you
got index cards?

303
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,588
Listen, your chattiness
is gumming up the works here.

304
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,923
You're not here
to socialize,

305
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,157
so just get 'em in,
get 'em out.

306
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,126
Are you asking me
not to talk to people?

307
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,928
'Cause that
is what I do.

308
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,863
And Phil don't seem to
have a problem with it.

309
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:30,831
No, but I do.

310
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,966
Well, to quote
Sammy Davis Jr.,

311
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,501
"I got to be me."

312
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,804
Well, to quote Frank Sinatra,
who I met once at a restaurant,

313
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:37,971
"Get out of my booth."

314
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,340
Okay.

315
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,778
Fine...

316
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,146
with me.

317
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:49,817
Hey.
Where do I park?

318
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,418
Between
two lines.

319
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,024
Ugh,
my old squash injury.

320
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,391
Oh,
you played squash?

321
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,228
No. I grew the heaviest one
in the county.

322
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,130
Oh...

323
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,132
I had to carry it
inside every night,

324
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,667
on account
of poachers.
Mm.

325
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,237
Hi, little baby Calhoun.

326
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,972
It's your uncle Cam --

327
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,841
your real uncle,
not that guy Mitchell,

328
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,675
who's just somebody
I met at a party.

329
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,811
You and I are gonna be
the best friends

330
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:18,979
in the whole wide --

331
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,215
No, no, no, no!

332
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,817
Why would you
wake the baby?!

333
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,353
Well,
I just was...
He was finally asleep!

334
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,587
I was just...
I-I got him.

335
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,856
I got him.
It's gonna be okay.

336
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,924
Come here, baby.

337
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,492
Aww.
Okay...

338
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,326
Shh...
Thank you.

339
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,594
I was about
to wig out

340
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,996
worse than
Princess Margaret

341
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,365
when her boyfriend
was banished by Elizabeth.

342
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,532
Oh, yep.

343
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,968
You watched
"The Crown" without me?!

344
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,603
Come on, Cal.
Yeah.

345
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,273
It's no fun watching
this angry queen.

346
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,276
Aw.

347
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,543
I can't believe you.

348
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,879
We're only
on episode four

349
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,546
and there are literally
no spoilers.

350
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,614
I'm talking
about you

351
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,116
and your weird, new,
little family.

352
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,918
You have turned that baby
against me.

353
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,119
What did you
say to him?

354
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,254
Cam, only you could turn this
into something negative.

355
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:04,057
There's nothing wrong
with your sister and
I becoming closer.

356
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,193
We have a very special
relationship --

357
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,762
kind of like the one
the queen had with her
private secretary.

358
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,197
You son of a bitch!

359
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,965
It's history.

360
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,567
Do you know that there
are only a handful

361
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,770
of female C.E.O.s
in the entire
Fortune 500?

362
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,071
That's crazy.

363
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,107
Women can drive a racecar
just as well as a man.

364
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,708
You joke.
Huh?

365
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,444
I'm only in high
school and I see casual
sexism on the daily.

366
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,447
I know. I hear the way
Mr. Easton "mansplains"
everything to you.

367
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,616
What's that?
It's when a man tries
to explain something

368
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,051
to a woman that
she already knows.

369
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,752
Are you
mansplaining

370
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,487
"mansplaining"
to me right now?

371
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,757
I was talking about
your snack.

372
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,126
It's trail mix.

373
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,462
You know who else blazed
a trail -- Geraldine Ferraro!

374
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,331
Hey, Joan,
it's me...

375
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,766
Mat-man.

376
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,803
What are you doing here?
Where's Joan?

377
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,638
You were supposed to
handle it, but you didn't,

378
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,274
so I had to take time out
of my extremely busy day

379
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,642
and try to straighten
her out.

380
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,011
But she didn't go along with
the program, so she's gone.

381
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,446
You did this without
talking to me?

382
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,814
We're supposed
to be partners.

383
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,415
We're gonna hire
that Tibor guy.

384
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,918
He barely speaks
English, but there'll
be no chattiness --

385
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,453
although I did try that
with Gloria,

386
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,521
and eventually they
watch so much TV
they figure it out.

387
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,757
But the coin decided.
Screw the coin!

388
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,994
There's no line, and
Joan never had this
many cars in the lot.

389
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,163
People liked her!
She was good at this!

390
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,199
Relax. This is
parking cars, not
building closets.

391
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,633
Excuse me?

392
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,335
There's like four cars
blocking me in.

393
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,437
I'll get them out of
your way in a jiffy.

394
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,105
Oh, no!

395
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,339
Oh.
Oh, no!!

396
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,142
"Oh, no" is right.
The yoga class just got out.

397
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,443
Here, stand on this.

398
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,712
You might be here
for a while.

399
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:35,815
So good.

400
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,353
Pam?

401
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,021
Hmm?

402
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,555
Hey -- okay.

403
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,891
L-Let's go to bed.

404
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,458
No. I'm not tired.

405
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,360
No, this is why your neck
and shoulders always hurt,

406
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,695
'cause you're falling asleep
standing up.

407
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,197
Come on,
let's get you to bed.

408
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,064
Come on.

409
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,232
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

410
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,333
Okay, all right.

411
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,801
Ah, my prince.
Mm-hmm.

412
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,768
Mmm...

413
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,006
Oh, my God!

414
00:13:59,039 --> 00:13:59,940
Oh, my God.

415
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:01,909
Oh, my God.

416
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,649
All right, everybody relax.
Calm down! Calm down.

417
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,418
Who drives the Prius?

418
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,253
With a "Whole Foods"
reward card?

419
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,255
Where's Joan?
I need my car.

420
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,424
Confetti bomb.

421
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,026
We're full.

422
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,495
- Everything's fine.
- I've rehired Joan.

423
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,596
We don't need her.

424
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,933
Who drives the car
with the silver keys?

425
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,767
Phil, am I doing
this or not?

426
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,303
Joan, the lot
is yours.

427
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,874
All right. Wendy,
let's get you in that minivan

428
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,543
and home to your
diabetic cat.

429
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,512
You cannot unilaterally
rehire her, Phil.

430
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,448
You mean like how you fired her
without talking to me?

431
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,715
If we disagree
about something,

432
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,284
we're supposed
to flip over it!

433
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,586
Maybe we should flip
over whether we should
even be partners.

434
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,056
Maybe we should
do it right now.
Great.

435
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,723
If it comes up Phil,
we keep going.

436
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,559
If it comes up Jay,
we end it.

437
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,396
What are you two
fools doing?

438
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,364
This isn't
working out.

439
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,631
And it's not gonna

440
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,134
until you start treating
this man like your equal.

441
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,970
You think you're
some big-shot boss

442
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,604
and you can just
push him around.

443
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,406
Thank you,
Joan.
Zip it!

444
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,774
You let him do it.

445
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:08,608
Mm?

446
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,943
Do yourself
a favor --

447
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,280
learn something from Jay,
like how to be tough.

448
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,216
You guys don't need
a stupid coin.

449
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,951
You need each other.

450
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,154
Now...say
something nice.

451
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,257
Um...

452
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,460
I always -- I always have
admired your toughness.

453
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,096
All right.
Your turn.

454
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,464
I always thought
you were...

455
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,866
...happy.

456
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,768
See?

457
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:36,369
Ha!

458
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,073
Ahh!

459
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,175
And that is
how you do that.

460
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,412
Oh. Hey,
there you are.

461
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,613
Listen,
it was wrong of me

462
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,348
to say something weird
was going on

463
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,849
between you
and Pameron.

464
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:50,984
I don't know what
I was thinking.

465
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,253
Clearly, you guys have
a perfectly normal

466
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,023
sister- and gay-brother
-in-law relationship.

467
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,790
You saw it on the baby
monitor, didn't you?

468
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,160
It was even creepier
in night vision.

469
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,161
I don't know
what happened.

470
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,595
Y-You both have
the same lips and --

471
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,031
and you kiss
the same and --

472
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,665
We did learn to kiss
on the same hedge post.

473
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,167
Ew.

474
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,704
Mitchell, could I speak to you
in private, please?

475
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,007
Why? Do you want to do
some more neckin'?

476
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,308
You were
bragging on it?!

477
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,676
He saw it on
the baby monitor.

478
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,611
And you were watching,
you horny toad?

479
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,812
Pam,
let's calm down.

480
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,015
You're kind of
embarrassing yourself.

481
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,783
I know!

482
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,519
I'm such a mess!

483
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,388
I'm just so tired!

484
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,725
Plus, I fell asleep
to the scene of the
queen's horses doin' it!

485
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,528
Hello?
Spoiler alert.
It's just...

486
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,465
I'm sorry if I've been
such a burden.

487
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,467
No, you're
not a burden.
No, no, you're
not a burden.

488
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,135
No, come on,
listen --

489
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,303
the truth is,
I've kind of enjoyed

490
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,804
being super-daddy
to a baby,

491
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,306
you know, 'cause I've
never had that.

492
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,675
Oh, what are you talking about?
You were great with Lily.

493
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,143
No, you were great
with Lily.

494
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,978
In the beginning,
I...

495
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,081
I was a mess, so I let
you take the lead.

496
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,649
I don't know,
m-maybe I'm just

497
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,518
trying to prove
something to myself.

498
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,819
Oh, sweetie,
I had no idea.

499
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,154
But you don't have
anything to prove

500
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,156
because you're
a great dad.

501
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,724
You both are...

502
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,426
but I'm a disaster.

503
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,895
No, white couch.
Let's get you up.

504
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,331
I don't think I can do
all this by myself.

505
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,699
Well, you know what,
the good news is,

506
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,601
is you don't have to do any
of this all by yourself,

507
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,836
because you have a family
right down here who loves you

508
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,506
and will do anything we need
to do to help you.

509
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,844
Good. That means
the world to me.

510
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,380
And besides...
I know that cry,

511
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,349
and somebody else
is changing that diaper.

512
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,350
Not it.Not it.

513
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,451
Ugh.

514
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,522
So, women can't win.

515
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,623
They're penalized
if they work

516
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,425
and they're penalized
if they stay home.

517
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,193
Exactly!

518
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,794
You know, Luke,
when I woke up this morning

519
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,131
and came
to the rally...

520
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,965
I never thought I would
meet somebody like you.

521
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,502
It's my turn.

522
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,942
I can't believe
she's falling for this.

523
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,810
I've believed in this cause
my whole life.

524
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,246
You spend an afternoon
faking it

525
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,913
and she kisses you
almost on the lips.

526
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,582
I'm not faking
anything.

527
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,550
She got through
to me.

528
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,454
Women and girls and
the men who honor us...

529
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,322
It's a crime what
women in this country
have to go through,

530
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,723
and I'm with her
100%.

531
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,394
We will never accomplish
anything without sacrifice.

532
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,828
Damn straight!

533
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,265
I'm sorry. I didn't mean
for it to happen, but...

534
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,499
Danielle and I
made a connection

535
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,301
and I'm sticking with her
as long as it takes.

536
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,237
That's why, until women
have true equality,

537
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,806
I will remain
celibate.

538
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,308
Let's get out
of here.

539
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,412
Now that the jack
is lowered

540
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,281
and all the lug nuts
are snug,

541
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,115
you just got to
tighten everything
in a cross pattern.

542
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,284
Oh.Oh.

543
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,785
Why don't you
each do one?

544
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,953
If it's okay, I'd
rather not get
grease all over me.

545
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,622
Hey, you can't
change the world

546
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,956
without getting
your hands dirty.

547
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,492
Whoa.
Whoa.Whoa.

548
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,794
Okay.
Give me that.

549
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,298
You're right.

550
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,465
This is great.

551
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,100
It feels like
I can do anything.

552
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,302
You're loosening it.

553
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,803
Oh.
Oh, sorry.

554
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,438
Thank you,
Joey.

555
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,273
You did that
so fast.

556
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,774
Well, cars are
in my blood.

557
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,810
You know, my grandmother
ran her own garage.

558
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,445
Huh. That's
so awesome.

559
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,046
There must have been
a lot of prejudice back then.

560
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,015
There was...
but eventually,

561
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,683
she started fixing
Irish people's cars.

562
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,719
Huh.

563
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,987
Well, uh, Lily, why don't
you finish it off.

564
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,493
I'm not
strong enough.

565
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,362
Well, then
let me help you.

566
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,496
We're stronger
together.

567
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,798
Whoa.Whoa.
Whoa.Whoa.

568
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,635
Wow. We are
stronger together.

569
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,503
Oh, I'm sorry
I put you down before.

570
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,639
You are a formidable
woman, Gloria.

571
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,973
You deserve
respect.

572
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,975
No, Claire, you are the one
that deserves respect.

573
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,679
You have raised three
wonderful children,
you run a company,

574
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,482
you don't waste time
on silly things like...

575
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,083
the way your
hair looks.

576
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,985
You just get
things done.

577
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,820
And that is it.
You guys are all set.

578
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,723
Thank you so much. Is
there any way we could
pay you for your time?

579
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,492
No, no,
absolutely not.

580
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,660
I'm happy to help.

581
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,428
But let me just reset
your tire-pressure monitor

582
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,596
so that thing doesn't
beep at you all day.

583
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,097
Yes, please.
Go right ahead.

584
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,266
See that, Lily?

585
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,167
We didn't need a man to
help us get out of this.

586
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,702
This is what happens
when women help other women.

587
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,605
Oh.

588
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,545
She's probably
just making sure
it works, right?

589
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,881
So that bitch
stole my car.

590
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,116
On a positive note,
it is nice to see a woman

591
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,052
break into a previously
male-dominated field.

592
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,289
My makeup
was not insured.

593
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:27,960
It's the
perfect solution.

594
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:28,761
Can't we just
make a decision?

595
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:29,896
What's going on?

596
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:30,930
Oh, your father and I
have been arguing

597
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:31,964
about something
for over an hour.

598
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,466
Fortunately, I've made
a special coin

599
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,134
with my face
on one side

600
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,369
and your mom's
on the other.

601
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,870
Ugh, Susan B.
Unflattering.

602
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,005
Okay,
here we go.

603
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,974
It came up
Claire.

604
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,444
Yep! Getting
cremated!
Damn it!

605
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,978
Okay, here's
another one --

606
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,648
my head, we use our nest egg
for a beach condo.

607
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,083
Yours, the kids'
safety net.

608
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,118
Hey,
not cool.

609
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,721
Aw.Aw.

610
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,055
I'm so sorry,
you guys.

611
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,223
Aw, you can
come visit.

612
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,091
You know...
if you can afford it.