1 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:04,004 Kids, breakfast! Luke, why don't you have some fruit? 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:05,073 Nah, I'm good. 3 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,809 Fine. I'll have some. 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,578 Phil! Slow down! 5 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:11,879 [ Chuckling ] I'm sorry, Claire. 6 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,014 Unlike at home, I'm the captain here. 7 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:18,319 [ Ship horn blares ] 8 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,020 Damn it, Phil, knock it off! 9 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:20,954 Copy that. 10 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:23,324 You know, I like having these. 11 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,592 We should get some for the house. 12 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,827 No, you're not going to ask me "what time is lunch?" 13 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,429 every day through a talkie-walkie. 14 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,932 Cam, we need to talk about this. 15 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,734 We -- We have these lamps at home. 16 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,069 Okay, we have boat lamps. 17 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,537 Cameron: I know. It's so validating. 18 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,939 It's like that time we saw our can opener 19 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:41,209 in that dog-food commercial. 20 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,376 We rented a houseboat. 21 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,078 My dad wanted us to take a big lake trip 22 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,514 so we could see the first total eclipse in 99 years. 23 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,581 You know, growing up on a farm, 24 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,417 I always fantasized about lake life. 25 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,119 Yeah. You know, anyone can go to the lake. 26 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,053 Only the elite can sleep on it. 27 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,888 My parents used to take Claire and me 28 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:56,290 every summer when we were kids. 29 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,792 Oh, I just never dreamed I would marry into a lake family. 30 00:00:58,826 --> 00:00:59,693 Mm. 31 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,629 We have this pillow, too. 32 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,264 I'm beginning to question our taste. 33 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:06,500 Oh, don't be ridiculous. We have great taste. 34 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:08,436 What's all this, then? 35 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:10,371 The doctor said absolutely no sun 36 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,705 while I'm on these antibiotics. 37 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:12,773 And what would happen? 38 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,275 Because if it's anything short of death, 39 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,244 I-I think you should risk it. 40 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,979 -- Captions by VITAC -- 41 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,982 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 42 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,985 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 43 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:29,290 ** 44 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:32,126 Morning. Good Morning! Who's hungry? 45 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,329 Manny, how do you take your eggs? Like God made 'em. 46 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,965 Mm! 47 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,633 Manny, what are you doing? 48 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,801 This isn't Manny. 49 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,002 It's Manuel. 50 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,937 He's trying to reinvent himself for college. 51 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,939 He's going for a strong, silent type. 52 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,509 Ah. Hey, don't try to define me, man. 53 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,844 "Manuel's" gonna last five minutes. Hey. 54 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:51,745 [ Bones crack ] Ah! 55 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:52,780 It is what it is, man. 56 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,482 All right, everybody, listen up. 57 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:55,916 The eclipse is happening at exactly -- We know, we know, we know. 58 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,451 We know exactly when it's happening, Dad. Yeah. 59 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:58,519 Uh-huh. You told us. 60 00:01:58,552 --> 00:01:59,787 Then just make sure you get back here 61 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,789 -so we can watch it together. -No problem. 62 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:04,024 Hey, Dad, you know Hugh Duncan from Just Closets? 63 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,459 That pretentious half-Brit 64 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:07,161 that refers to closets as "wardrobes"? 65 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,128 He died. 66 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,930 Son of a gun. I always liked him. 67 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,165 Yeah, something like that happens 68 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,601 makes you realize how precious life is, huh? 69 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,469 Morning, fam! 70 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:16,970 Somebody kill me. 71 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,639 Ben and I have been dating a few months now, 72 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,140 and things have been going so well, 73 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,176 I decided to invite him on our family vacation. 74 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,377 We knew it would take some -- 75 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,479 I could listen to you talk forever. 76 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,514 Aww! 77 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,015 We knew it would take some convincing. 78 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:30,284 It's bad enough that I have to see Ben's stupid face 79 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,385 at the office every day. 80 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:32,653 You want to bring him on our trip? 81 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:33,821 Just because he bugs you 82 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,656 doesn't mean this will ruin your vacation. 83 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,891 He's a huge reason why I need a vacation! 84 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,860 [ Slurps ] 85 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,895 I mean, I can see both sides. 86 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:42,896 [ Scoffs ] 87 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,365 Ohhh. Does anyone know 88 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,133 if these pancakes are gluten-free? 89 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,801 I can't! Why? What's wrong? 90 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,671 I can't listen to you talk about gluten anymore! 91 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,973 Or mouth guards or airborne allergens 92 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,409 or any of your other weird afflictions! 93 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,878 Has anyone seen my big hat? No. 94 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,847 You know what? Traveling together was a big mistake. 95 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,182 Let's just... do our own thing. 96 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,684 Uh... 97 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:04,718 a-all right. 98 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,320 Well, uh... [ Chuckles nervously ] 99 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:07,488 What are you guys up to today? 100 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,022 -Water skiing. -Homework. -Boat stuff. 101 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,724 Ay, no. 102 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:11,725 What am I looking at? 103 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,227 Okay, relax. You all act like 104 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,862 you've never seen a caftan before. 105 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:17,531 I just needed full breathable coverage today. 106 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:20,434 The fact that it looks so great is just a bonus. 107 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,370 What's that? "Groovy Guppies." 108 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,272 I'm gonna binge-watch the last season. 109 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,506 I never heard of it. 110 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,675 Get out of whatever your mommy's got you doing. 111 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,177 Your life is about to change. 112 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,680 I'm going down to the little store to buy some sunglasses. 113 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,847 I'm thinking something fun. 114 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,350 All right. Well, don't get anything too garish. 115 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,718 [ Sighs ] 116 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,888 Hey, sexy! Party on the island! 117 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,723 Come by! 118 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,224 Yum! [ Growls ] 119 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,393 -What are you doing? -What was that? 120 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:46,860 -That was a boy! -That was a girl! 121 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,128 -What are you talking about?! -What are you talking about?! 122 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,463 Whatever that was, 123 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:52,032 we're going to his/her party before Ben finds me. 124 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,268 Team Dunphy, D to the five. You guys ready to go? 125 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:55,436 Yeah, what do you feel like doing? 126 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,470 We were thinking maybe a hike? 127 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:57,938 A little flora, fauna, and -- 128 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,273 Forget it. We're going to a party. 129 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,641 But if you're looking for something fun, 130 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,875 the rental guy gave us this pamphlet. 131 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,444 Thanks. We already got one, but -- 132 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,212 Oh. Yours is different. 133 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,880 Parasailing, wakeboarding... 134 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:07,948 jetpacking? 135 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,318 Ours has sunrise chair yoga, 136 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,453 watercolors at water's edge, 137 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:15,055 and something called... cloud study? 138 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,657 Yeah, they gave that one to Grandpa, too. 139 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,725 We got the old people one? 140 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,626 No! 141 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:19,827 Why would they do that? 142 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:20,994 Looks like you guys 143 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:24,097 got some fluffy ones out today. 144 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,499 That one looks like a bunny. 145 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:26,367 Oh, yeah. 146 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,905 Ah. It feels like we're in St. Tropez. 147 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,674 I don't trust lakes. 148 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,676 Where I come from, this is where we dump 149 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,311 drugs and dead bodies. 150 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,446 You know what? 151 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,748 I am gonna give you a little boat tour 152 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,283 and show you this lake in all of its glory, 153 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:45,285 but you need to keep an open mind. 154 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,654 Okay, fine. 155 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:49,623 Let's ride around the liquid graveyard. 156 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,692 [ Thud ] 157 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:55,329 Mama, riding on small boats makes my tummy hurt. 158 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,997 Can I stay with Lily? 159 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,065 Sí, papi. 160 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:04,838 [ Gasps ] 161 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,807 It was Scotty -- this local lake kid 162 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,876 I met on vacation when I was 13. 163 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:12,312 I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, 164 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:15,716 I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. 165 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,451 It was my first time ever kissing a boy, 166 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:21,121 so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," 167 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,456 I was humiliated. 168 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,325 I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. 169 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:28,328 It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. 170 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,963 And even then, I wouldn't dare 171 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,033 unless he was basically floating across the room. 172 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,835 Which is why I ended up with -- 173 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,003 Well, you know. 174 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,640 [ Humming ] 175 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,641 Finding everything okay, buddy? 176 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,675 [ Deep voice ] Yeah. 177 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,711 Just, uh, first time here, so, uh... 178 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,078 You look familiar. Do I know you? 179 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,313 No! Nah, nah, nah. 180 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,349 Just picking up a few, uh, lake essentials. 181 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,350 [ Clears throat ] 182 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:51,585 Okay. 183 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:52,420 Whoa. 184 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,654 Are you robbing me? 185 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,756 [ Normal voice ] God, no. No, um... 186 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:56,757 You know what? 187 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,058 Good. 188 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,493 [ Door opens ] 189 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,496 I started reading the tributes to Hugh Duncan on Facebook. 190 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,864 There were a ton of them. 191 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,767 People going on and on about what a great guy he was. 192 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,236 "Grandpa Hugh once gave me a vintage stethoscope, 193 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:12,840 which inspired me to become a pediatric oncologist." 194 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,909 Made me wonder what people will say about me when I'm gone. 195 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:19,447 Honey, I want you to have my telescope. 196 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,282 May it inspire you to love science. 197 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,551 I already love science. 198 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,753 This feels like a real turning point. 199 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,621 You know, it's a story you'll want to tell people. 200 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,458 "He always told me to reach for the stars." 201 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,425 Thanks? 202 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,126 Ben: Alex! Where are you? 203 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,962 Ohh! It's Ben. Tell him you haven't seen me. 204 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,129 I don't want to talk to him. 205 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,266 Alex? 206 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,868 We'll only be gone for a couple hours. 207 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,436 Joe and Lily will be fine. 208 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,437 Oh, wait. Look. 209 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:44,972 There's that nice lake butler 210 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,974 that helped me earlier with my bags. 211 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,709 Señor. Señor. 212 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,278 Could you take care of our kids for a couple of hours? 213 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:54,147 I will pay you double what you make working for the lake. 214 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,248 Seriously? 215 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,249 You know me. 216 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:57,618 We rode to the airport together. 217 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:58,952 Can you watch our kids or not? 218 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,921 Actually, I'm kind of, uh -- 219 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:01,989 Alex? 220 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,259 [ Motor revs ] 221 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,095 Any food allergies I should know about? 222 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,832 This is fun -- just the two of us. 223 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,602 Yeah. And the walking sticks are a real game changer. 224 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,670 Hold the phone. We've hit a vista. 225 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,171 Ohh. 226 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:21,675 Looks like you're not the only mountain chickadee around here. 227 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:22,776 You spotted one? 228 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,245 When it's your turn, note her black bib. 229 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,313 Okay. 230 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,618 Oh, my God. Isn't she majestic? 231 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:31,752 Phil, we're them. 232 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,121 We're the cover of the old people's pamphlet. 233 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,290 Well, that's a fine "How do ya do." 234 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,126 Oh, even this guy wouldn't say that! 235 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,127 You're right! 236 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,795 What is wrong with us? 237 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,130 Man: Whoo! 238 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,832 Look! Wa-hoo! 239 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,600 That's what we should be doing! 240 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:49,469 We just need to find ways to stay young and adventurous. 241 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:50,470 I'm with you, honey. 242 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,640 Let's go! Yes! Yes! 243 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,508 I don't need you anymore! 244 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,713 Boy, you really get used to those things. 245 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,620 It's not that I want to be mean to Ben. 246 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,689 He can just be so annoying sometimes. 247 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,658 And I know nobody's perfect, 248 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:14,127 but does that mean I have to ignore all of his flaws? 249 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,129 Or is the issue me? 250 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,299 A-Am I just looking for something that doesn't exist? 251 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,636 Am I even capable of loving someone unconditionally? 252 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,105 We get it. You have a boyfriend. 253 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,809 Hey, there's that guy's jet ski. 254 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,210 That girl's jet ski. 255 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,613 Whatever it was, it was into me, and I'm kissing it. 256 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,515 Keep this dry for me, Pretty. 257 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,524 We walked around that whole island. 258 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,259 No hot boys, girls -- nothing. 259 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,394 Just a bunch of birds. 260 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,896 And not even hot birds. 261 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,399 Hey, where's our boat? 262 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,703 [ Sniffs ] It's gone. 263 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,104 And so are their jet skis. 264 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,272 They lured us out here and stole our stuff. 265 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,609 You idiot. You thought that girl really liked you. 266 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,844 [ Chuckles ] 267 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,947 "Hugh was the world's greatest father-in-law. 268 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:10,150 He was always there for me, ready to lend a helping hand." 269 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:12,686 What are you doing, Phil? 270 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,887 Oh, I'm just waiting out here 271 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,589 while Claire changes for our cliff dive. 272 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,291 Looks like you could use some help with that pesky sunscreen. 273 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,526 Really? Yeah. 274 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,461 Thanks! [ Chuckles ] 275 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,130 There you go. 276 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,464 [ Laughs ] 277 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,465 It tickles! 278 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,300 Listen, Phil -- I know, I know. 279 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,969 This never happened. Oh, it happened. 280 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,138 Never forget how these strong father-in-law hands 281 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,405 gave you pleasure. 282 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:37,310 "My dad, Hugh, once gave me the best advice -- 283 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,780 have the courage to choose your own path, 284 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,249 not the path others expect of you. 285 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,484 Those words changed my life forever." 286 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,921 What's going on, son? 287 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,758 I know there's a story there, and I really care. 288 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,059 It's nothing. Bup, bup, bup. 289 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,393 Walls down, please. 290 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,828 Ugh. Okay, fine. 291 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,496 Um, it's really embarrassing. 292 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,232 Uh, I ran into this guy who works at the bait shop. 293 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,233 Is that a gay bar? 294 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,435 No, an actual bait shop. 295 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,171 And I came on to him years ago. 296 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,806 It turns out he was straight. 297 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,075 And I'm -- I'm still traumatized by it. 298 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,177 Let me give you some advice. 299 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:13,246 Run toward embarrassment, not away from it. 300 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,614 You got that? 301 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,683 Wait. What? 302 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:16,917 Go talk to the guy. 303 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,619 Run toward embarrassment, not away from it, 304 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,154 and you take away its power. 305 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,522 That's actually not the worst advice. 306 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,623 It's great advice. 307 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,958 In fact, you should write it down. 308 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,359 It feels quotable. 309 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,294 You know what? 310 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,628 I am. I'm going back there. 311 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,663 You got this, Mitchell. 312 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:30,998 Just think of it as one more time 313 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,466 when your dad helped you out with all this gay business. 314 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,634 Yeah, okay. 315 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:40,473 Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen such pristine blue water? 316 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,142 Is that a floating duffel bag? 317 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,344 No, that's just a buoy. 318 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,345 [ Gasps ] A boy?! 319 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,646 No, a buoy. A -- 320 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,647 [ Engine sputters ] 321 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,717 Oh, my caftan's stuck in the -- 322 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,051 Aah! Aah! 323 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,319 The sun! 324 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,521 Aaaaaaaaah! 325 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,358 [ Blowing ] 326 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,626 Almost done. 327 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,294 Just a few more puffs, okay? 328 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,296 Can't we just watch "Groovy Guppies"? 329 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,532 Trust me, this will be way more fun. 330 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,047 Don't worry. He'll be fine. 331 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,353 Go faster! 332 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,188 It's not a violin. You're trying to start a fire. 333 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,489 Hey, chill, man! 334 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,824 That's never gonna work. 335 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,826 We need a better way to let someone know we're out here. 336 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,594 Anyone have a mirror? 337 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,697 Good idea. We can reflect the sun onto a passing plane. 338 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,266 No, I just have a feeling that my hair 339 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,034 looks really good right now. 340 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,102 Manny: Ow! 341 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,004 I got a splinter in my pinkie! 342 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,773 I think we have a time of death on Manuel. 343 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,074 Shut up! It's your fault 344 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,009 for making me rub those sticks together so fast. 345 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,443 My fault? We wouldn't even be out here 346 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,012 if it weren't for these two lizard brains 347 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,546 not being able to keep it in their pants. 348 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,515 You're just jealous because we don't hate ourselves 349 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,050 for being attracted to other people. 350 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,019 Please! I'm not accepting a psych evaluation 351 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,553 from somebody who texted me for help 352 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,255 getting out of the bathroom this morning. 353 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,623 Boat locks are different! 354 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,092 He's right, you know. 355 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,960 This is your first time bringing a boy on vacation, 356 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,129 and the second he sat down with the whole family, 357 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,464 things started to get a little too real for you. 358 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,466 So you started to pick Ben apart 359 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,335 so you could justify pushing him away. 360 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,405 I don't think I do that. 361 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,407 Do I do that? 362 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,641 I do do that. 363 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:24,611 When you think about it, I'm in a similar situation. 364 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,113 College is getting a little real, 365 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:29,149 and maybe I'm nervous about a whole new group of people 366 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,085 rejecting me, so I hid Manny away. 367 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,821 After all... 368 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,889 [ Voice breaking ] can't hurt a man they'll never meet. 369 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:36,723 Mm! 370 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,125 Ugh. I miss Manuel. 371 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:38,992 Yeah. 372 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,895 Oh, hi. Uh-oh. 373 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,230 Here to rob me again? 374 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,298 [ Chuckles ] Sorry about that. I-I didn't mean to scare you. 375 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,800 Oh, no. You didn't scare me at all. 376 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,568 As a matter of fact, I'm the one robbing you. 377 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,303 Back in town, these worms are 5 cents each. 378 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,172 Ah. [ Chuckles ] So, um, listen. 379 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,506 We -- We actually do know each other. 380 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,476 Uh, Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89? 381 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,978 I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy? 382 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,913 Mitchy Pritchy! Of course! 383 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,348 You were mad about that Game Boy 384 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,649 'cause your dad got you that 385 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,184 instead of, like, some Cher album. 386 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,785 "If I Could Turn Back Time." [ Laughs ] 387 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,254 Which brings me to why I'm here. 388 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,356 Um, I don't know if you remember this, 389 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,624 but I tried to kiss you once, and I've -- 390 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,293 I've just always -- I've felt really terrible about it. 391 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,461 And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 392 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,696 Oh, yeah. No, I barely remember that. 393 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,932 We had a great summer. Don't think twice about it. 394 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,934 Oh! That is -- that is such a relief. 395 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,470 Remember we stole my dad's truck and took it to the casino? 396 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,671 Right. I was trying to cheer you up 397 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,773 because that bully kept pushing you in the lake. 398 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,308 Claire. Yeah. No, we're cool now. 399 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,443 Um, so, listen, good to see you. 400 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,945 Great to see you. 401 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,147 Oh, and, hey, listen. Thank you so much for understanding. 402 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,149 A lot of straight guys wouldn't have been so nice. 403 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,985 Straight? I'm not straight. [ Chuckles ] 404 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,352 I'm sorry. What? 405 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,321 I'm gayer than three crawdaddies in a bucket. 406 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,489 Were you guys looking for bait? 407 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,991 I just got in some California Short Worms 408 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,326 that are definitely not regular worms cut in half. 409 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,198 Claire: Oh! 410 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,365 You ready to do this? 411 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,733 So ready! 412 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,135 Jumping off this cliff represents 413 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,803 jumping into our future as adventurers. 414 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,805 Okay. Count of three. 415 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,341 One, two, three! 416 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,912 Phiiiilllll! 417 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,815 [ Panting ] 418 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,017 Honey... 419 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,584 what happened? I'm so sorry. 420 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,819 I bailed at the last second. Uh-huh. 421 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,854 But I'm ready now. I promise. All right. 422 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,158 Ready? One, two, three! 423 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,392 Come o-- 424 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,231 Oh. Hey. There you are. 425 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,832 Uh-huh. Um, I feel like you 426 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,767 jumped on "two." Oh! 427 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,604 Honey, jumping -- it's fun. It's really fun. 428 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,540 But the point was to do it with you. 429 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,774 So if that's gonna be a problem -- 430 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,509 No, I-I definitely want to do it. 431 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,011 It's just that I'm having 432 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,779 a hard time getting my legs to cooperate. 433 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,848 Okay. You're gonna have to push me. 434 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,116 Are you sure? Yes. 435 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,118 Just one hard push, and I'm good. 436 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,386 Okay. 437 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,456 Here... 438 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,391 we... 439 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,859 go -- 440 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,893 Oh, come o-- 441 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,971 Stop rocking this thing so much. 442 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:04,938 I am getting seasick. 443 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,040 Well, you poor thing. Maybe if you had -- 444 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,409 Uh-oh! Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp! 445 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,644 [ Gasps ] Calf's cramping up! Calf's cramping up! 446 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,213 Gloria, I need you to rub my calf! 447 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,415 No! I'm not gonna touch that water! 448 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,449 Gloria, I'm in so much pain! 449 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,884 You got to put a little pressure on it! 450 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,286 [ High-pitched ] Put a little pressure on my calf! 451 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,753 Okay, fine! 452 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:24,224 [ Motor revs ] 453 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,593 Aaaaaah! 454 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,328 I'm in the lake! 455 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,896 I'm in the lake! 456 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,665 Ay, no! Ay! Ay! 457 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,934 Oh! What do you know? My cramp's gone. 458 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,505 Hi, again. Quick question. 459 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,772 No refunds on the bait. 460 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,308 They were alive when you bought them. 461 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,909 Oh. Hey, Mitchy. Sorry. 462 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,346 Just curious -- um, how long after we hung out 463 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,081 did you realize that you were gay? 464 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,350 Oh, no, it was -- it was years before that. 465 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,618 Oh. Okay. So -- So, back then, 466 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,520 when you said that you -- you weren't "into this," 467 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,854 you meant that you weren't into me. 468 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,656 Well... Because I must have been the only gay kid 469 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,358 around for miles, right? Oh, I don't -- 470 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,193 Yeah, I mean, technically, yeah. 471 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,494 Let me get this right. 472 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,530 You're in the middle of nowhere, with no other options, 473 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,666 at an age where a boy gets excited by the wind, 474 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,701 and you looked at me, and you said, "Ooh, pass." 475 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,137 W-- I -- 476 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,371 I'm sorry. 477 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,505 I feel bad. 478 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,973 It was 30 years ago, though. 479 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,376 You want some... free bait? 480 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,444 Have a lure? 481 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,346 Apparently, I don't have allure. 482 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,449 Okay, Gloria, there's a store. 483 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,617 Go in there. Get me something to cover me up with -- anything. 484 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,319 But if there is a color choice, avoid yellow and green. 485 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,487 It washes me out. 486 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,222 Oh, yeah, Cam, I would love to help you -- 487 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,991 the same way you helped me fall into that filthy lake! 488 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:35,695 Hey, kids! Watch out for the naked man! 489 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,796 What? Good luck. 490 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,797 Gloria? 491 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,865 Gloria! 492 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,369 [ Whirring ] 493 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,736 Claire! 494 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,004 Claire!! 495 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,639 Look! 496 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,408 I got a jetpack! 497 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,576 Ohhh! 498 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,682 I don't want to be the one to hold you back! 499 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,384 I didn't think it'd be this hard to contr-- 500 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,985 Aaaaah! 501 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,553 Phil! [ Screaming ] 502 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,389 Oh, my God! 503 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,524 Look! We're not boring! 504 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,193 We're still adventurous! 505 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,427 I can see that! 506 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,396 I'm so proud of you! 507 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,930 I love you so much! 508 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,465 [ Laughs ] 509 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,701 Claire? 510 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,203 Oh, no, honey. Don't worry. 511 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,904 I-It's just the eclipse. 512 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,740 I can't tell if I'm headed up or down! 513 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,309 Aaaaaaaah! 514 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,249 Hello, darkness, my old friend. 515 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,721 Where is everybody? 516 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,623 Ah, who needs them? 517 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,758 This is a pretty special moment, huh, Joey? 518 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,395 Eh, you're never gonna remember any of this. 519 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,233 If you don't mind, 520 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,867 I -- I do want to go outside and see the eclipse. 521 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,802 Oh, I'm not done. Just -- Just so you know, 522 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,705 plenty of people find me very attractive, okay, 523 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,209 including my amazing husband, who is no slouch himself. 524 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,711 Hi. Do you sell muumuus? 525 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,747 And I am gonna go find him right now. 526 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,654 Hey, what's that? Oh, my God! It's Ben! 527 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,322 He came to rescue me! 528 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,158 I was out there all alone. 529 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,092 And then it got really dark. 530 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,727 And I'm so thirsty. 531 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,296 Ew! I got mud on me. 532 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,066 I'm so sorry I lashed out at you. 533 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,002 I think I do it when I start getting close to someone. 534 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,004 But I want to be close to you. 535 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,073 I want that, too. 536 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,108 Come on. We can use this as an oar. 537 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,913 Oh, there's not enough room for all of us. 538 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,782 Well, the two of us can stay while you -- 539 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,717 I'll come back for you! 540 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,453 All right. 541 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:47,527 Well, well, well. Look who finally showed up. 542 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,830 Maybe we can try this again in another 99 years. 543 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,465 Actually, there'll be another total eclipse again 544 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,634 in the next seven years. No one wants your stupid science, Alex! 545 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,036 I asked for one thing -- 546 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,806 to share a memory with all of us with me at the center of it! 547 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,140 And by the way, 548 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,044 I had to pay surge boat rates because of eclipse fever! 549 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,379 Claire: This is an all-time rant. 550 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,815 Oh, yeah, top three. It goes Christmas '84, 551 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,217 that wedding where he ordered the pork 552 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,484 but they gave him the chicken instead, 553 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,552 and eclipse weekend. 554 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,820 The only reason I went to that wedding 555 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,288 was because of the damn pork! 556 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,390 Is this gonna be the only thing you guys remember about me?! 557 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,292 Does this have something to do with Hugh Duncan dying 558 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,693 and all those Facebook tributes? 559 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,730 No!! Wait, w-were you trying to manufacture nice moments 560 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,898 so that we'll say good things about you when you're gone? 561 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,567 Wait. Is that why you gave me your telescope? 562 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,403 And the -- the sunscreen? That wasn't real? 563 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,638 I don't want to talk about this! 564 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,540 Jay, where are you going?! 565 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,376 Oh, for God's sakes! Dad! Come back! 566 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,045 Grandpa, stop! 567 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,980 We have tons of great memories of you! 568 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,349 You're just saying that! 569 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,150 Someone think of an example! 570 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,818 -Uh... -Um... 571 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,754 You used to bring me back magnets 572 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,056 every time you went away on a business trip! 573 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,391 It was so thoughtful! 574 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,026 Yeah, when you found out I was into almond milk, 575 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,264 you went to Costco and got me that giant thing of almond milk! 576 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,732 Well, you like it, and it doesn't go bad. 577 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,001 When my mom died, you texted me every day 578 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,203 for a week to check on me! 579 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,172 You always save me the red gummy bears 580 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,274 because they're my favorite! 581 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,875 Gloria: And me the green ones! 582 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,278 Also, the nice life and stuff! 583 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,112 And -- And -- And you're really good 584 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,449 at saving old pictures of me and Mitchell as kids! 585 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,050 Getting a little general. 586 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,720 "Run toward embarrassment, not away from it, 587 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,221 and you take away its power"! 588 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,090 I'm always gonna remember that! 589 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,427 Good enough. 590 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,930 "Run toward embarrassment"? 591 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,131 What does that even mean? 592 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,733 I don't know. He needs this. 593 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,206 Why would you push me in like that? 594 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,874 Oh, relax, everybody laughed. 595 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,876 * Turn around 596 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,979 * Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely * 597 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,081 * And you're never comin' 'round * 598 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,750 * Turn around Me. 599 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,653 * Every now and then, I get a little bit tired * 600 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,055 * Of listening to the sound of my tears * 601 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,592 * Turn around, bright eyes * 602 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,928 Who? Dad. 603 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,896 Come on, Jay. Everybody will remember it! 604 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,433 -That's extortion. -Come on. 605 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,435 * Every now and then, I fall apart * 606 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,436 There it is. 607 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,405 * And I need you now tonight * 608 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,774 * And I need you more than ever * 609 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,075 Is this even a song? 610 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,978 * Once upon a time, I was falling in love * 611 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,914 * But now I'm only falling apart * 612 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,750 * There's nothing I can do 613 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:27,654 * A total eclipse of the heart * 614 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,255 [ Cheers and applause ] 615 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,623 Phil: Hey. Where's Ben? Alex: Uh-oh.