1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,205 Hey, Mitchell. Claire. Saturday morning. 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,206 Look, I need you to buy Mom a birthday present 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:05,973 and say it's from the both of us. 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,208 Okay, thanks. Bye-bye -- 5 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,476 No, I know it's not a voicemail. 6 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,910 I just don't want to hear you whine about it. 7 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,179 [ Phone beeps ] 8 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,646 No, no, no, those are for Alex. 9 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,215 I'm taking them up to her dorm today. 10 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:15,649 You know how stressed she gets. 11 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,351 She can always use a little comfort 12 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,353 from her loving mom. 13 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,322 Why does Alex get a care package and not me? 14 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,023 You live in a care package. 15 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,825 Haley, put your face on and get up here! 16 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,060 We're gonna be late for work! 17 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,861 I'm saving up to get my own apartment, 18 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,830 so I've been working at the club with Luke. 19 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,099 For Luke. 20 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:32,366 Kid's my best cart girl. 21 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,934 I deliver drinks to golfers. 22 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,270 Tips are good, but, uh... it took me a couple days 23 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,206 to learn the finer points of the game. 24 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,040 [ Golf cart beeping ] 25 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,609 [ Tires screech ] 26 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,344 Cocktails, boys? 27 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,412 [ Bell dinging ] 28 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:45,446 On your left. 29 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,947 Is that Alex's old bike? 30 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,582 [ Chuckling ] Yes, totally rebuilt. 31 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,683 It only took me three months 32 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,252 and two tetanus shots. 33 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,787 She's been dropping hints about wanting some wheels. 34 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,189 Are you sure she didn't mean a -- 35 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:58,025 Unicycle? No. She definitely said "wheels." 36 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,595 Well, the basket's perfect for loading up the toiletries. 37 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:02,963 Remember last time we went up there? 38 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,133 She was washing her hair with the powdered soap 39 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,101 from the ladies room. 40 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:10,738 Alex is an intelligent, accomplished -- 41 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,306 You can just say it. Scatterbrain. 42 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:13,874 Sometimes, she studies so hard 43 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,609 she forgets about the little things. 44 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:16,444 [ Footsteps approaching ] 45 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,611 I'll be at the library. 46 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:20,114 Uh, honey...aren't you forgetting something? 47 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:21,949 Oh! [ Scoffs ] That was close. 48 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:24,118 [ Chuckles ] God. 49 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,619 I'm on it. 50 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,288 [ Clears throat ] 51 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:30,291 -- Captions by VITAC -- 52 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:33,294 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 53 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,297 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 54 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,499 ** 55 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:42,670 So, this is the place I'll call home 56 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:43,771 for the next four years. 57 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,239 And because you're a theater major, 58 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:47,608 probably the biggest apartment you'll ever have. 59 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,244 There are two things I want to avoid my first day of school: 60 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,446 getting caught leaving the shower in my aqua shoes, 61 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,248 and a tearful goodbye. 62 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,249 My classmates are gonna see me 63 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,184 cry eventually. 64 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:56,950 I'd prefer it be during 65 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:57,851 a curtain call. 66 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,287 I am Colombian, 67 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,656 so it's against my nature to give Manny what he wants: 68 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,626 a cold, white-people goodbye. 69 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,261 But I know he's sensitive, 70 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,663 and he's having a hard time leaving the nest, 71 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,332 so I'm gonna give it to him. 72 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:12,533 Good luck, chum. 73 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,468 Where do you want your espresso machine? 74 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,936 On my desk is fine. 75 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:16,970 And don't worry, Trevor. 76 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:17,971 We'll pay for the beans 77 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,007 with the money from our swear jar. 78 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,210 Don't forget -- no coffee after 4:00, 79 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,777 or you get the nightmares. 80 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,179 I think I can take it from here. 81 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,514 [ Clears throat ] 82 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,282 Thank you both for all of your help. 83 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,783 Sure thing. 84 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:33,053 We will keep in touch, son. 85 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,622 [ Indistinct talking in distance ] 86 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,156 Well, my friend, 87 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,826 you have just witnessed the rare perfect goodbye. 88 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,629 History records but few flawless farewells: 89 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,964 Oscar Wilde's deathbed bon mot, 90 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,066 Rhett Butler not giving a -- 91 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,468 Damn it. 92 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,337 I left my white noise machine at home. 93 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,738 Now I have to go back there, 94 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,706 and risk ruining our perfect goodbye. 95 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,542 But you're gonna thank me, Trevor. 96 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,044 There's something soothing about constant background noise 97 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,979 that...Trev? 98 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,215 [ Suitcase thuds ] 99 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:03,484 One gin and tonic. 100 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,553 I hope you're not... driving. 101 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,054 [ Chuckles ] 102 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,156 Sorry, that's usually a big hit with the golfers. 103 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,691 It was hilarious. 104 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,760 But I'm trying to avoid laugh lines. 105 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:13,994 I get that. 106 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,096 I don't want crow's feet, so I never squint, 107 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:18,065 even if a cop is shining his flashlight 108 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,833 directly in my eyes. [ Chuckles ] 109 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:23,337 Once a week, I sleep in a wetsuit full of Vaseline. 110 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:24,872 It shows. 111 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,940 It was like meeting myself in 30 years. 112 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,543 Turns out, I really held up. 113 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,111 Good morning, Ms. Rappaport. 114 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,380 Oh, hello... 115 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,214 Duke, is it? Yes. 116 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,116 Haley, shouldn't you be getting back to your cart? 117 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,551 Rhonda asked me to sit down. 118 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,520 There's a rule against staff fraternizing with members, 119 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,788 and you wouldn't want to make trouble 120 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,723 for whoever stuck their neck out to get you this job. 121 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,458 Oh, I recommend sticking your neck out. 122 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:47,461 It's the only nonsurgical way to prevent champagne chin. 123 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,797 Speaking of which, um... Oh, here. Let me get -- 124 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,232 Oh, no, no, no, You sit. He's up. 125 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,067 You can top me off, too, Duke. 126 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,439 I am loving this new smoothie kick. 127 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,574 I-I feel like I've had more green vegetables today 128 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,142 than my dad's had in a lifetime. 129 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,477 What I love about your smoothie kick 130 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,145 is how much you talk about it. 131 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,947 Okay, if you're gonna be mean, be funny. 132 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,048 Aim for the bumps. 133 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,217 Cal likes a bit of a bumpy ride on account 134 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,653 of I drove a tractor into my fourth trimester. [ Siren wailing ] 135 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,288 Cameron: Oh, that sound makes me so nervous. 136 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,756 Some poor family is about to have their life 137 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,825 turned upside down. 138 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:20,060 Huh, they seem to be turning down our street. 139 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,162 [ Radio chatter ] Um... 140 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,332 So, I-I know that they're -- they're heroes and all, 141 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:27,134 but a-are they sweeping up or is that on us? 142 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,268 Okay, you know what? We're gonna have 143 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,404 to totally rebuild, down to the studs. 144 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,339 I'm distraught. 145 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,640 Are ya? 146 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,576 I'm not saying Cam definitely set the fire. 147 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,611 It could have been anyone who's spent years 148 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:41,248 searching for a way to justify the remodel of our kitchen. 149 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,484 Are you actually accusing me of starting this fire 150 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,118 just so we could rebuild our hideous kitchen? 151 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,687 Uh, accusing, no. 152 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,689 but when you say things like "hideous kitchen," 153 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,257 it doe make me wonder. 154 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,959 This could be the cause. 155 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,627 Most kitchen fires start in the oven. 156 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,163 Oh, my God, did -- did I leave the oven on? 157 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,499 Well, it appears we found our smoking "bun." 158 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,970 Oh, she's been here all summer, 159 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,304 so this could be pretty rough. 160 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,306 Remember last time there was a rat in her room. 161 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,342 She's a scientist. She said it was part of a study. 162 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,544 Honey, it was in a cereal box. Okay, time to be heroes. 163 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,446 Change a bed sheet, change the world. [ Sighs deeply ] 164 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,847 That's right. 165 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,883 Oh, I completely forgot you guys were coming. 166 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,284 [ Chuckles ] 167 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,219 Wow, um... 168 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,788 Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry. 169 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,190 I wasn't expecting you guys, so...sock. 170 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,392 [ Chuckles ] 171 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,859 Oh, is that my old bike? 172 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,194 Yep! 173 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,962 Spruced it up for you. That's great. 174 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,964 I actually just bought a new one, though. 175 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,199 [ Chuckles ] Oh. 176 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,368 Guess you can use that one for parts. 177 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:37,971 What do we have here? An electric mitten holder. 178 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,474 It's a rock-paper-scissors robot I just built. 179 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:41,475 What?! 180 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,644 Its sensors anticipate your next move. 181 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,379 Maybe for civilians. [ Blows ] 182 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,648 But I've been trained in the art of sleight of...hand! 183 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,349 At last... 184 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,384 a worthy opponent. 185 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,819 Honey, I got you some snacks 186 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,521 that don't crumb up quite so easily. 187 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,589 I'll just tuck them away in this... 188 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:58,191 fully-stocked snack cabinet. [ Chuckles ] 189 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,927 Don't forget the paper towels, the paper plates, 190 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,162 and the toilet -- Rock! How?! 191 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,198 Seems like you're doing really, really well here. 192 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,700 Ohh. Uh... 193 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,602 Okay, well, I have to get to the robotics lab. Mm-hmm. 194 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,438 But, uh, thank you so much for visiting. 195 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,005 Oh, honey. [ Inhales deeply ] 196 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,941 Mm. You seem to be doing so well. 197 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:14,775 [ Whispering ] Shampoo. 198 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,043 We're so proud of you, Alex. 199 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,411 And not just because you've built 200 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,912 a nearly unbeatable robot. 201 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,414 Damn it! 202 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:22,750 Okay, well, uh... bye, you guys. 203 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:23,784 Bye! 204 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,453 Bye, honey. Bye, honey. 205 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,556 She is really coming into her own, huh? 206 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,790 Look what we did. 207 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,291 I don't know if we can take all the credit. 208 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,060 She wasn't like that before she got here. 209 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,361 You know what? We drove her here, honey. 210 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,763 We drove her here. 211 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,865 Ah. Two mustards. No one needs that. 212 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,267 We'll just take that one home. 213 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,870 That is her new dress. 214 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,272 She was so excited about getting this. 215 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,440 Why would she throw it out? 216 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,108 Do you think something's going on? 217 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,310 Maybe -- Maybe all of the cleaning and the organizing 218 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,480 is like a -- a coping mechanism. 219 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:53,481 Yeah, between that 220 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,249 and the muted response to the bike... 221 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:57,918 I don't know. You think we should talk to her? 222 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,753 [ Laughing ] I wasn't even playing. 223 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,421 Boom! Damn it. 224 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,992 Gun to my head, my top three: cheddar, Swiss, gouda. 225 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:08,128 As someone who has actually had a gun to her head, 226 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,531 cheese is not what they're going to ask about. 227 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,268 And now crackers. 228 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,804 What are you doing? 229 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,171 This is awkward. 230 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,608 I need a boy cave. 231 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,309 Jay: And don't get me started about brie. 232 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:23,911 Gloria: Oh, there's no risk of that. 233 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,847 I'm not here, okay? 234 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,948 [ Doors rattle ] 235 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,316 You put a lock on the closet? 236 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,818 That's where I'm gonna put Santa Claus 237 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,352 when I catch him. 238 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,755 [ Whispering ] Sleeping pills in his cookies. 239 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,989 Joe, who are you talking to? 240 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,625 [ Gasps ] Ay. Oh, geez. 241 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,627 We dropped you off at college two hours ago. 242 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,495 My God, even Haley lasted longer. 243 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,531 I needed my white noise machine. 244 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,466 Or did you need your brown noise machine? 245 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,802 No, and I think I'm offended for you. 246 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,871 It looks like you forgot that on purpose 247 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,541 so that you could come back to the nest. 248 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:54,642 Some "nest." 249 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,676 Joe is taking over my room, 250 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:56,877 and you two think I'm a wimp. 251 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,612 Not wimp, just soft. 252 00:07:58,646 --> 00:07:59,980 And very, very scared. 253 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,181 Okay, can everyone please stop talking 254 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,016 so we can salvage our perfect goodbye? 255 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,886 What's with the padlock? 256 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,988 Let me ask you something: 257 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,190 How would you like to have Christmas every day? 258 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,961 Okay, I've put everything out here 259 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,028 from the kitchen that we're gonna need. 260 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,229 You know what? This is gonna be fun. 261 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,364 It's like camping! 262 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,199 Which is it -- fun or like camping? 263 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,034 I'm gonna take a shower. Eh-eh-eh! 264 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,736 Can't take a shower without doing a load of dishes. 265 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,304 And remember -- scratchy side pot, 266 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,673 soft side you, okay? 267 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,974 Cam, this is crazy. 268 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,742 What -- What if I wanted to make a cup of tea? 269 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:29,810 Couldn't be simpler. 270 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,344 Grab a tea kettle from the credenza, 271 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,647 warm it up on the hot plate with the water that you've used 272 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,315 from the hose that I snaked in through the window, 273 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,318 browse the tea on the mantel, and then grab our tea cup -- 274 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,420 Where -- Oh! Lily, do our tea cup first! 275 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,722 [ Door opens ] 276 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,757 Y'all need to move that 'fridgerator in your hall. 277 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,759 It is straight under little Cal's crib, 278 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,494 and the noise is keeping him up... 279 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,162 which is weird because he was conceived 280 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,097 in a slaughterhouse. 281 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,832 But I thought -- Just move it! 282 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,034 You... 283 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,502 They figure out what started that fire? 284 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,770 Yeah, they think it was the oven. 285 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,071 Well, that's dumb. 286 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,173 I turned the oven off 'fore we went on our walk. 287 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,909 You did? Yeah, 288 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,211 'cause I'm the only responsible person around here. 289 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,278 [ Thudding ] [ Cal crying ] 290 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:08,415 Aw, dang it! Cal rolled off the sofa again! 291 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,750 [ Crying continues ] 292 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,619 [ Blender whirs, electricity crackles ] 293 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,020 Oh, God. Oh, no. 294 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,255 Oh, no. Oh, no. 295 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:21,595 There's a small chance I definitely started the fire. 296 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,931 Cameron: Mitchell? My smoothie was a little thick. 297 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,265 This is convenient. Huh? 298 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,634 There's something I need to show you. 299 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,468 Yeah. What is it? Over here. Over here. Let's look. 300 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,970 It's a vision board for my dream kitchen 301 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,706 I've been hiding behind your workout clothes. Ah. 302 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,608 I-I-I think I accidentally, on purpose, 303 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:37,410 subconsciously, willfully, burned our kitchen down. 304 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,112 Okay. I-I don't -- I don't know about that. 305 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,280 Um -- No. Let's face it. 306 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,650 Like Drew Barrymore, I'm an adorable fire starter. 307 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:45,152 Hey, um...is this why we never have any tape? 308 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,120 Yes. I'm a menace, which is why you deserve 309 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,456 [voice breaking] to be in charge of this entire remodel. 310 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,224 Anything you say goes. 311 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,292 [ Sighs ] 312 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,294 Cam, you're about to feel a lot better 313 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,096 because [inhales sharply] 314 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,765 I don't hate this toaster, 315 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,633 and I think I can find a place for it. 316 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,802 That's great. 317 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,270 I could get used to this. 318 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,604 I have, 319 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,439 which is why I need to snag another meal ticket 320 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,009 before my late husband's fracking money runs out. 321 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,679 [ Chuckling ] It's okay. You can swear in front of me. 322 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,946 [ Sighs ] 323 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,448 How about that guy over there, playing tennis? 324 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,784 He's in good shape. 325 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:17,851 Right? 326 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:18,986 No, that's a negative. 327 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,153 I want my guys' tennis balls 328 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,789 to be at the end of their walkers. 329 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,157 Okay. Uh, how about, uh... 330 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,325 that guy over there? 331 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,027 I think that's just an abandoned golf bag, 332 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,428 but you're starting to get me. 333 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,264 You know, would you like to be my personal assistant? 334 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,632 What would I have to do? 335 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,802 Apart from helping me find a new husband, 336 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,637 it's mostly... hanging out, drinking, 337 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,638 going to parties. 338 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:39,873 I am perfect for this. 339 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,709 I have so many references. 340 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,176 Okay, uh... 341 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,545 Oh, what about that guy going to play shuffleboard -- 342 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,780 Mr. Voorhees? 343 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,049 Uh, he's a little younger than I normally do. 344 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,217 If it helps, he always orders 345 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,185 from the HeartSmart side of my cocktail menu. 346 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,821 You are good at this. Mm-hmm. 347 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,123 Let me go give that pacemaker something to do. 348 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,557 [ Chuckles ] 349 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,960 Haley, you're supposed to be on the course serving drinks. 350 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,361 I'm busy, Luke. 351 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,130 We can't have people golfing sober. 352 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,631 They'll realize it's a waste of time. 353 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,300 I'm not even sure I want to be a cart girl anymore. 354 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,669 Rhonda asked me to be her personal assistant. 355 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,638 I know this isn't the most glamorous job, 356 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,573 but...it offers more of a future 357 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,709 than being an assistant to some gold digger. 358 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,977 [ Cellphone rings, keypad beeps ] 359 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,145 Hello? 360 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,147 Hey, good news -- Voorhees has a friend, 361 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,750 and he wants to fly us all to San Francisco tonight. 362 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:23,851 Luke: You're on a good path here. 363 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:24,985 You're making money. 364 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,586 There's opportunity for advancement. 365 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:27,755 It's gonna be great. 366 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,589 Best hotels, best restaurants, 367 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,924 round-the-clock nursing. 368 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,425 You're better than her, Haley. 369 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,027 I'm in. Oh, good. 370 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,929 The car will pick us up at 5:00, right after dinner. 371 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:36,897 [ Squeals ] 372 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:37,931 [ Keypad beeps ] [ Chuckles ] 373 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,266 Why do I even bother? 374 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,202 It's like what I say to you goes in one ear... 375 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,503 out the other. [ Sighs ] 376 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,237 Mm. 377 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:48,942 Don't know about you, 378 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,610 but I am ready to live on my own. 379 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:54,114 Yep, it was a big responsibility taking care of my parents, 380 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,250 but I left a good man on the job. 381 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,388 Come on. 382 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,556 Gloria, you messed up the TV, 383 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,625 and now I can't watch my program! 384 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,727 Gloria: Remember how you told me to say something 385 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,262 when you sound old? 386 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,098 Ah, never mind. I fixed it. 387 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,299 Aww. 388 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,768 Look at those beautiful flowers. 389 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,569 Where did they come from? 390 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:17,570 Not a clue. 391 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,972 Aww, you. 392 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,407 [ Electronic whirring ] 393 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,775 Joe? 394 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,443 What are you making? 395 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,613 According to this, an ancient beverage 396 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,116 enjoyed by sultans and scoundrels. 397 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,319 "Bring in the paper, make coffee... 398 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,721 pick up Jay's dirty socks." 399 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,589 Why are you doing all this? 400 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,458 Manny says it's my job now. 401 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,427 Manny was doing all these things? 402 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,661 And I was so happy that you were 403 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,263 picking up after yourself. 404 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,833 I haven't picked up socks since the '70s. 405 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,734 Huh, all this time, 406 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,302 we're thinking we're coddling Manny, 407 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,904 and Manny was coddling us. 408 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,172 I am going to call him 409 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,241 and tell him what a good boy he is. 410 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,243 Gloria, if you call him all worked up, 411 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,978 he'll be in tears in two seconds. 412 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,013 What he wanted was a nice clean exit. 413 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,315 We have to stay strong and give him that. 414 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,283 I guess. 415 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,484 I say we distract ourselves. 416 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,020 I'll go to the club, crack some inappropriate jokes, 417 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,456 rank the astronauts, fall asleep in the sauna. 418 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,958 Okay. Have fun. 419 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,759 I'll go shopping with Joe. 420 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,660 For toys? 421 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,962 No. For shoes. 422 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,530 I'm the one that is sad, not you. 423 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,101 Whoa. How cool. 424 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,135 Just stay focused, Phil. 425 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,204 Honey, honey. 426 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,273 No matter how realistic these robots get, 427 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,774 I'm always going to love you. 428 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,542 Thank you. 429 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,510 Oh. There she is. 430 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,345 -Hi! Hi! -Honey! 431 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,481 Uh, excuse me, that's a clean room. 432 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,283 You can't go in there without putting on a sterile suit 433 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,317 and taking an air shower 434 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,186 to remove all possible contaminants. 435 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,454 They really are lifelike. 436 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,623 I think you should handle this. 437 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,292 I don't, uh... I don't want to overwhelm 438 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,861 our -- our daughter. 439 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,363 Yes. 440 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,564 What are you doing? 441 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,134 That was designed to perform cardiovascular surgery. 442 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,302 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 443 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,170 I'm -- I'm -- I'm so sorry. 444 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,172 Um....where -- where are the fun ones? 445 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,343 [ Air whooshing ] 446 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,481 I didn't hate that. 447 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,849 Mom, what are you doing here? 448 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,252 Okay, well, your father and I were leaving your room, 449 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,021 and we noticed, oh, 450 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,190 you'd thrown out that cute dress you love so much. 451 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:21,594 And I thought to myself, "Why? Why would she do that?" 452 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,397 And I thought maybe -- maybe you tried to wear it 453 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,433 for a boy, to impress him, 454 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,768 and it didn't go well, and it made you feel bad. 455 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,770 Or, maybe I just didn't like the dress. 456 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,173 Or my thing. 457 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,009 No, it's my fault you yelled at me. 458 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,245 You kids here are under extreme pressure. 459 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,412 Computer voice: Extreme pressure. 460 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,580 You fool. 461 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,149 [ Air whooshing loudly ] 462 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:47,787 Dad... 463 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,190 Alex [clears throat] 464 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,960 did I ever tell you about a certain male cheerleader 465 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,363 who over-rotated during a Flying Half Toby? 466 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,932 He limped his way back to his dorm room 467 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,068 and threw out his favorite outfit, 468 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,803 because harem pants are for winners. 469 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,772 Guys, I'm fine! 470 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,940 Why do you keep trying to solve a problem 471 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,075 that doesn't exist? 472 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:08,976 I don't know. 473 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:09,977 Maybe we just want to feel 474 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,644 like you still need us. 475 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,780 But look at you. You don't need anything. 476 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:14,982 Which is terrific. 477 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,317 You're our little superstar who can do anything. 478 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,618 I'm not. I'm not. 479 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,420 I totally, totally, totally don't feel that way. 480 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,454 [ Whispers ] Shut up! 481 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,956 Is something wrong? 482 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,824 Okay, fine. 483 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,059 if you really must know, 484 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,461 I've been kind of feeling like an outsider here. 485 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,664 It's come to my attention that I may be 486 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,166 a bit of a show-off. 487 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,835 There's a proof in my advanced mathematical chaos class. 488 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,972 It's been on the board all year. No one could solve it. 489 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,941 Until one night in bed, it just came to me. 490 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:46,179 And of course I had to put on my best dress for my big moment. 491 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,615 Class dismissed. [ Marker clatters ] 492 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,117 [ All murmuring ] 493 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,951 I just never want to see that stupid dress again. 494 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,787 Honey, people are always gonna be 495 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,523 intimidated by your intellect. 496 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,592 Maybe it's time you showed them some of your vulnerability. 497 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,660 How have they not seen it? 498 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,795 I've been an awkward nerd my whole life. 499 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,197 Everywhere but here. 500 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,532 Sweetheart, here... 501 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,633 you're Haley. 502 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,202 [ Metal clatters ] 503 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,537 Excuse me. 504 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,639 I know it's stinks! It's a work in progress. 505 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,974 No, you, uh... just dropped this. 506 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,509 Oh. Thanks. 507 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:20,147 And, actually, you've got nothing to worry about. 508 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,215 You're way further along than I am. 509 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,783 I'm kind of freaking out. 510 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,052 Really? 511 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,020 I built a rock-paper-scissors robot, and it sucks. 512 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,289 I beat it 8 out of 10 times. [ Softly ] What? 513 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,457 Hey, if you're not too busy right now, 514 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,658 do you think maybe you'd want 515 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,460 to help me with mine a little bit? 516 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,461 Sure. 517 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,795 Nice work, partner. 518 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,164 That was a clinic. 519 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,700 Yeah, we are parenting at the highest possible level. 520 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,202 Computer voice: Highest possible level. 521 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,370 You fools! 522 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,105 [ Air whooshing loudly ] Aaaaaah! 523 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,309 Uh... 524 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,877 [ Whooshing continues ] 525 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,481 Hi. 526 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,583 So, I called the hotel like you asked. 527 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,751 Mini-bar's stocked with rosé and Ensure. 528 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,420 And I canceled the one reservation. 529 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,588 Who's not coming? 530 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,590 About that, uh, we need to talk. 531 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,358 Okay. [ Door handle thudding ] 532 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,359 It's locked. 533 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,329 Mr. Voorhees was a little too excited 534 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,831 to hear that the cart girl was tagging along. 535 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,101 I'm sorry, but I can't risk being upstaged 536 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,868 by a hot-to-trot 30-year-old. 537 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,704 [ Chuckles ] Kind of rounded up there. 538 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,539 Um...so, I'm just out 539 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,108 as your assistant, like that? 540 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,875 It's harder on me than it looks. 541 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,112 I feel really... 542 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,581 [ Vehicle departing ] 543 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,451 [ Sighs ] Go ahead. 544 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,785 There's a foursome on the seventh green 545 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,021 that looks thirsty. 546 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,589 Thanks, boss. 547 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,459 [ Sighs ] 548 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,261 Luke! Luke, you will not regret 549 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,029 hiring your first male cart girl. 550 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:43,963 I didn't mention, 551 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,932 but I've been in a really dark place. 552 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,900 Hey, do you mind if I ditch the kerchief? 553 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,269 Yeah... 554 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,771 might want to hand over your belt and shoelaces, too. 555 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,806 Take a walk with me, Reuben. 556 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,744 You're low on frozen mangoes. Put it on your list. 557 00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,447 Oh, and get me a box of lady sticks. 558 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,781 What -- What -- What are you making? 559 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,783 I'm making one of your fruit smoothies. 560 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,620 Oh, Pam -- All right, I'm making one of your homosexual smoothies. 561 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,788 Hey -- [ Blender whirs, electricity crackles ] 562 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,089 What the hell? Oh, my gosh. 563 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:10,790 Oh, my gosh! Okay. 564 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,758 Get the hose! 565 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,559 Get the hose! It's in the window! 566 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,994 Oh, Mitchell! 567 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,963 [ Blows ] 568 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,631 I bet that's what started the fire. 569 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,799 Well, h-how can it be 570 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,634 when that's the first time it's sparked ever? 571 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,636 Yeah, it was the oven. 572 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,206 I turned that off. I told Mitchell. 573 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,342 She did? Did you? I -- 574 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,144 See, I feel like I'd remember that. 575 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,946 You let me think I burned down the kitchen when you did? 576 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,649 It was the only way for me to get a say in the remodel. 577 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,751 Oh, don't be so dramatic. 578 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,187 I let you pick things. 579 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,156 Really? Name one thing in this room that was my idea. 580 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,791 Oh, just one -- one thing? One thing. Mm-hmm. 581 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,792 Okay, well, fine. 582 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,960 Oh, how -- how about the blanket? 583 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,197 Yeah, because you said it reminded you of the blanket 584 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,199 you used to lay on at your grandparents' house 585 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,201 and eat your caramel corn when you watched 586 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,769 Mary Lou Retton vault her way into America's heart. 587 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,137 What are you talking about? 588 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,807 Are -- Are you seriously trying to incept a memory in my mind 589 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,343 to make me believe that I chose that blanket? 590 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,513 Oh, kind of like you made me think I burned down our kitchen? 591 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,780 Okay, whoa. 592 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,816 Why do we keep doing this to each other? 593 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,285 I know. Are we so broken that we can't even be honest? 594 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,622 Speaking of broken, how about a new blender? 595 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,956 Chop chop -- 596 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,560 That is both the brand and when I want it! 597 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,362 [ Door opens ] Um...okay. 598 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,796 I have a theory... [ Door slams ] 599 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,032 ...uh, that lets us both off the hook. 600 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,467 I'm inclined to be on board. 601 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,469 Um, we both can agree that your sister 602 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,703 can be a bit of a bully. Yes. 603 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,971 I'm sure growing up, 604 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,807 the only way to get your way was to be manipulative. 605 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,210 It might also be said you grew up oppressed 606 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,811 by one of history's great monsters -- 607 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,012 your sister, Claire. 608 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,147 Exactly. 609 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,349 We're not terrible. 610 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,716 They are.They are. 611 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,151 [ Chuckles ] 612 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,419 [ Indistinct chatter ] 613 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,420 Jay? 614 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,321 Hey. [ Chuckles ] 615 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,356 I found this under your bed. 616 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,590 I figured you might be able to use it. 617 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,891 I mean, you don't want to be 618 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,726 the only kid in art school without a beret. 619 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,362 Thanks. Since you're here, 620 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,863 you want to meet my new roommate? 621 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,197 Huh. 622 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,432 His stuff's gone. 623 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,533 [ Knock on door ] Gloria: Knock, knock! 624 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,001 Hi, Jay, what are you doing here? 625 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,403 I thought you were at the club. 626 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,937 You said you were going shopping. 627 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,373 I was... 628 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,608 but then I saw this little pillow. 629 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,777 Look -- "Wake Up, Kick Ass, Repeat." 630 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,112 Isn't it so Manny? 631 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,581 Thanks, Mom. 632 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,417 So, you got your hat, so I'm gonna... 633 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,354 Look, if I didn't say it... 634 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,691 it's a big deal, you going here. 635 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,858 Good job. 636 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,427 Well, if I didn't say it, 637 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,430 I-I couldn't have done it without you. 638 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,431 [ Clears throat ] 639 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,932 What are we doing? 640 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,302 We can hug. We're family. Yeah. 641 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,269 [ Voice breaking ] We are, you know. 642 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,437 We're family. 643 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,138 [ Voice breaking ] I'll try to make you proud. 644 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,940 [ Voice breaking ] You already have. 645 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,543 [ Gasps ] Let me in here! 646 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,745 Thank you for taking good care of us. 647 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,580 Well, that's what you do for the people you love. 648 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,048 They love you, too! 649 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,917 [ All sobbing ] 650 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,758 [ Exhaling sharply ] Damn it! 651 00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,759 Damn it! 652 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,294 There's no shame in admitting defeat. 653 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,795 You don't understand. He's getting tired. 654 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,431 He's not tired. That's the point. 655 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,598 He's a machine. Just once, 656 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,099 would you believe in me?! 657 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,436 As my wife, aren't you supposed to be my -- Rock! 658 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,504 Damn it! [ Exhales heavily ] 659 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,607 What does every mother tell her kid not to run with? 660 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,008 Paper! Damn it! 661 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,110 My hand's getting tired. 662 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,447 Oh, I'm -- I'm so sorry, buddy. 663 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,848 Why didn't you say so? 664 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:22,982 Fist bump. 665 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,116 Ha! Loser! 666 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:24,784 No. 667 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,320 And still champion!