1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,572 Behold the Quantum Flux -- 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,240 a magic portal to the past, 3 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:09,177 what some might call a "time machine." 4 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,644 This is where you guys go "Oooh." 5 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:11,879 No, thank you. Just get on with it. 6 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,381 "Ooh," indeed. 7 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,649 I'm throwing Dad and Gloria's 10th anniversary party, 8 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:16,984 and Phil is part of the entertainment. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,087 I'm gonna make Gloria seemingly dematerialize, 10 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,089 then wondrously travel back through time, 11 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:23,391 and then rematerialize in her wedding dress. 12 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:24,992 She's gonna change her clothes in a box. 13 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,494 This is why I'm nervous about you introducing me. 14 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,529 I'm kidding! You're gonna be great. 15 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,030 He better be great. 16 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:32,700 I want Dad and Gloria's party to be perfect. 17 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,735 I was kind of a pill at their wedding. 18 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,037 I hadn't fully accepted Gloria yet. 19 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,940 And I feel a little responsible for what happened with my mom. 20 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,376 I fed her, like, three drinks at the reception. 21 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,112 You know, just to take the edge off. 22 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,447 [ As Gloria ] I'm Gloria! Kiss me! Oh, hey, kiss me! 23 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,681 [ Guests gasping, murmuring ] 24 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,350 Mitchell: No, no! Oh, geez! 25 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,384 Mom! Mom! [ Screaming ] 26 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,286 She almost took the doorframe off. 27 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,855 Into the wormhole she goes. 28 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,457 Clocks turn backwards, 29 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,759 calendar pages re-attach themselves, 30 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,361 and behold! 31 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,563 The beautiful bride! 32 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,033 Guys! This isn't exciting to you? 33 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,301 se your imaginations. 34 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,303 Picture me standing next to Gloria 35 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:10,604 in a wedding dress. 36 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,240 [ Cellphone rings ] We're done. 37 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:13,541 [ Cellphone beeps ] 38 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,975 Mitchell, did you get the cake? 39 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:16,477 Yeah, yeah. I got everything. 40 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,146 Okay, good. I'll have to meet you at Dad's. 41 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,314 I need to go with Phil to pick up his magic box. 42 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,449 Oh, and, hey, you told Phil 43 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,584 not to mention the trick to Cam, right? 44 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,952 If Cam finds out, he's just gonna want us 45 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,820 to do some kind of performance, too. 46 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,789 Pretty sure I told him not to say anything. 47 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:32,293 [ Drum flourish ] 48 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,861 Yeah, pretty sure you didn't. 49 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:46,607 ** 50 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,242 Mitchell: So, uh, what's all this? 51 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,110 This is redemption. 52 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,679 Maybe just a straight answer. 53 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,514 The year was 2007 -- 54 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:56,150 the wedding reception of Jay and Gloria. Oh. 55 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:59,153 Our gift to the newlyweds was a duet performance 56 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,954 of "Islands in the Stream." "Islands in the Stream." 57 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,623 A gift that would never be, because... 58 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,791 I remember. 59 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,294 I fed my mom a few drinks at the reception. 60 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,596 I really did not want to sing, so I figured 61 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,131 if I got her a little tipsy, I wouldn't have to perform 62 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,633 because I'd have to hold her hand... 63 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,668 No, no, no! Oh, geez! 64 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,337 Mom, Mom! [ screaming ] 65 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,606 ...and later hold her hair back. 66 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,141 Well, your family has wondered for 10 years "What if?" 67 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,511 Today, they find out what for. 68 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:24,778 Mm, I don't know, Cam. 69 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,180 I'm a little rusty, 70 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:28,316 and acoustics are never good inside a tent. 71 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:30,451 And -- Oh! This party isn't about us. 72 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,186 There's a whole slate of performers. 73 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,554 Gloria's changing in a box. 74 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,155 Which makes our medley all the more welcome. 75 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:37,391 It's a medley now? No! No. 76 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,293 In no way, shape, or form 77 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,695 am I performing today in front of my judgmental family. 78 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,997 Fine. We'll just... go to the party. 79 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,233 Thank you. 80 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,734 No medley. Exactly. 81 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,135 Wait. This isn't a trick -- 82 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,070 Just three un-related songs. 83 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,872 You just agreed. Rehearsal starts right now. 84 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:52,873 Jump in when you're ready. 85 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,942 [ Mid-tempo rhythm plays ] 86 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,348 Why are you cooking? 87 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:01,915 Are you allowed back there? 88 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,518 It's our anniversary. Can't I do something nice for your mother? 89 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,420 Maybe. 90 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:07,721 Morning, beautiful. 91 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,990 We have huevos, we have chorizo, we have tortilla. 92 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,559 What we ain't got is Manny. 93 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,362 Unfortunately, he's gonna be a no-show at the party today. 94 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,729 Aha. 95 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,231 What can I get you? 96 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,032 Take that garbage away from me. 97 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,301 I'm going for a walk. 98 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,104 Manny was a big part of our wedding. 99 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,540 He walked Gloria down the aisle, did the calligraphy. 100 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:29,109 And I knew him not showing up to our anniversary party 101 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,379 would put Gloria in a bad mood. 102 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,281 In some ways, I feel responsible. 103 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,916 [ Door opens ] 104 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:36,917 [ Door closes ] 105 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,852 You're home again? 106 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,020 You're in college. 107 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,555 You can't come back every weekend! 108 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,357 So no hug? I love you, 109 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,125 but you're not making the most of your college experience 110 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,460 by being here all the time. 111 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,796 My father dropped me off my freshman year, 112 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,264 and I didn't see him again till the spring. 113 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,765 You want to know why? I don't know. 114 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,100 Something about dames and fistfights? 115 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,135 Exactly -- too busy making friends, 116 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,237 chasing skirts, and things of that nature. 117 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,906 But your mother and I think it's bad for you 118 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,073 to be here all the time. 119 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,375 So hit the road, 120 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,710 and we'll see you at Thanksgiving. 121 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,278 Wait. I'm banned from my house? 122 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,246 Don't think of it that way. 123 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,748 You're banned from my house. 124 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:13,253 Technically, Gloria was not in on this decision, 125 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,088 in the sense that... 126 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,024 she was not in on this decision. 127 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,393 [ Dog barking ] Ruff, ruff, ruff! 128 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,761 [ Dog whimpers ] 129 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,796 I was a little grumpy. 130 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,932 I had agreed to do this magic trick 131 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,434 at the party with Phil. 132 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,935 I go into a box, 133 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,438 and then I come out in my wedding dress. 134 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,805 But there was a problem. 135 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:32,940 Pull! 136 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,342 She won't budge! 137 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:35,309 [ Grunts ] 138 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,810 The only logical explanation 139 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,979 is that somebody snuck into my closet 140 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,981 and shrunk my wedding dress. 141 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,283 Like, probably my sister. 142 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:44,485 So for the past week, 143 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,520 I've had to, like, get even skinnier 144 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,789 than I was at my wedding. 145 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,424 Oh, shut up. 146 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,793 [ Door opens, closes ] 147 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,663 Be cool. 148 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,830 Phil, it's a magic shop. 149 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,699 I'm the coolest person that's ever been in here. 150 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,068 [ Bell dings ] 151 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,638 Oh! [ Laughs ] 152 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,440 How does he do it? 153 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,041 I'm kidding. I know how he does it. [ Chuckles ] 154 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,143 Claire, meet the legendary Mister Ekshun. [misdirection] 155 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,144 Hello. 156 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,481 And what's this behind your ear? 157 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,215 Oh, just some sweater fluff. [ Chuckles ] 158 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,984 Well, the place looks great. 159 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,452 Can you imagine coming here every day? 160 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,654 I wish it was every day. 161 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:23,223 I have less and less time for the old Illusionatorium, 162 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,292 with all the road jobs I still book. 163 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,994 Would you mind quickly walking me through 164 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,896 the Quantum Flux Illusion? Uh-huh. 165 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,231 Well, according to magic bylaws, 166 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,367 I can't disclose the secret 167 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,570 in the presence of a non-licensed magician. 168 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,539 Not a problem. I can just step outside. 169 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,840 Nonsense! 170 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,142 We prepare for such things. 171 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,243 Ah! 172 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,846 The old sensory-deprivation helmet. 173 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,247 Oh! I put that baby on, 174 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,383 it's almost like I don't have roommates. 175 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,184 Yeah, I, like I said, could just step out-- 176 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,686 [ Muffled ] Outside would be fine. [ Grunts ] 177 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:53,854 [ Helmet clicks ] 178 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,088 She's lovely. 179 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:58,058 Yeah. I'm super lucky. 180 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,027 Thank you so much for helping me with this. 181 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,161 Are you kidding? 182 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,830 I wouldn't have this life 183 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,432 if you hadn't turned down the magician gig 184 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,233 on that Ixtapa cruise years ago. 185 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,602 What? I-I was never offered that job. 186 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:11,271 Yeah, they said they called you and never heard back, 187 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,173 so they moved on to me. 188 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,108 I never got that call! 189 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,610 Oh! [ Gasping ] 190 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,512 I couldn't breathe! I couldn't breathe! 191 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,948 Well, you forgot to turn on the ventilator. 192 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,182 That was supposed to be my job? 193 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,951 No. 194 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,787 This was supposed to be my job. 195 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,355 I look stupid. 196 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,357 Hey, you see what a bad mood your mother's in? 197 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,592 That's because she misses Manny. 198 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,760 Today, you're Manny. 199 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,261 But wouldn't she miss Joe then? 200 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:35,362 Don't overthink. 201 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,431 Just go in there, act all heartsick, 202 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,166 and tell her you want to have high tea. 203 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:44,705 Hey, Mom. Why are girls such a mystery? 204 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,306 Have a scone! 205 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,576 Get out of here. I cannot even look at that. 206 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,245 Yikes! 207 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,747 Shake it off. That's okay. 208 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:54,748 That's a good first try. 209 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,416 Go grab his pan flute! 210 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,420 How's my bride? 211 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,723 Ay! So big now. 212 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,458 I know. It snuck up on me, too. 213 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:07,060 But remember, letting go is a natural part of life. 214 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,663 No. It's terrible, Jay. 215 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,900 And sending Joe in here with scones made it worse! 216 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,802 [ Notes play ] 217 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,637 Silencio, Fulgencio! 218 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:23,410 [ Off-key ] * That old black magic has me in its spell * 219 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,014 * That old black magic that you weave so well * 220 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,115 Take it, Daddy! 221 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,584 [ Drum solo ] 222 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:31,952 [ Solo stops ] 223 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,153 Oh! Hi, Mitchell. 224 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,755 You know what -- I def traded up with Lily. 225 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,524 I'm glad you backed out. 226 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,626 Lily, why don't you go rest your instrument? 227 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:42,129 So, uh, just to break down this "foolproof" plan, 228 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,697 you thought this would make me so jealous 229 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,599 that I'd beg to be back in the act, didn't you? 230 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:49,036 Um, no. I just found a younger talent that I clicked with. 231 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:52,472 Okay, well, I look forward to watching you two perform. 232 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:56,309 Well, I envy you getting to watch us perform. 233 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:57,845 Lily, sweetheart, get in here! 234 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,379 The rehearsal's not over! 235 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,315 Y-Y-Yeah, time's a-wasting, my little thrush! 236 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,552 And hurry! The party starts real soon! 237 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,720 Okay, you know what? You win. 238 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,356 You know I'm never taking the stage with that screech owl. 239 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,490 Just sing. 240 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,359 It would be very important for you. 241 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:13,961 For me? Yes. 242 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:18,065 Your family has been entranced by my performances many times. 243 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,367 I don't need this, but over the last 10 years, 244 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,470 I've watch you shrink in their presence. 245 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,038 And you love to sing. 246 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,540 I like it fine. 247 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,542 And when we go out, you're the first person 248 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,711 to grab the karaoke mic and scat the night away, 249 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,045 and you're good at it. 250 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,146 You know what people are calling you? 251 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,347 Mnh-mnh. 252 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,583 "Fella Fitzgerald." 253 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,717 They do not! 254 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,385 Yes, they do. 255 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:41,188 And just once, I would love to watch your talent soar 256 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,857 in front of your family and shut them up for good. 257 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,659 But if you don't want to -- You know what? Screw it. 258 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,995 I don't even care that I'm mostly sure you're manipulating me right now. 259 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,529 We're doing this. 260 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,364 I knew you'd come around. Welcome back to the act. 261 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:53,333 Okay, now, this is a bit much for me. 262 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,102 So... 263 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,575 Hey, Beardy. Have you seen Manny Delgado? 264 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,510 I think the make-out king is a little occupied. 265 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,712 [ Clicks tongue ] 266 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,484 Manny: Have you no respect for the ascot?! 267 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,421 What are you doing here? 268 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,556 I need you to come to our anniversary party. 269 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,925 I thought I was persona non grata. 270 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,960 Now I'm halfway into flagrante delicto. 271 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,394 This, I don't miss. 272 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,731 Your mother is upset you're not gonna be there. 273 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,733 Well, then maybe she shouldn't have banished me from the house. 274 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,035 I may have accidently led you to believe 275 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,803 that she was part of that decision, 276 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,739 when actually -- I knew it! 277 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,907 I knew my mom wouldn't be that mean to her little papi. 278 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,075 Denise: Manny? 279 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,610 [ Deep voice ] One minute, baby. [ Chuckles ] 280 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,712 That's been working? [ Normal voice ] Shut up. 281 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,248 So, I've been icing my mother for a week because of you? 282 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,716 She must think I'm the worst son. 283 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,317 Then come home and make her day. 284 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,154 I'm not dropping everything to come home and bail you out. 285 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,922 Tomorrow, maybe -- and I'm telling her 286 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,824 you're the reason I haven't been around. Hold on. Hold on. 287 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,492 It's better if she hears it from me. 288 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,061 I just have to spin it 289 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,096 as if it's something I did in your best interest. 290 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,397 And I'm supposed to back that up 291 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,932 like I'm somehow better off because -- 292 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,668 Where'd you go, baby bear? 293 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,802 [ Deep voice ] Coming, baby bear. 294 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:02,903 You're welcome. 295 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,271 But two baby bears? 296 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,106 [ Normal voice ] I'm new at this. 297 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,809 Hey, Claire. Quick question. Uh-huh. 298 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,812 I see that you only have Mitch and I down for one song. 299 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,513 Mm-hmm. Which isn't enough time to tell a story. 300 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,583 So we would be willing to cut our set list to six songs. 301 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,517 Cool. So we'll keep it at one? 302 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,119 Okay, so five quick songs, then? 303 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,520 One song. Okay, I would be willing 304 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,622 to close this right now at three songs. 305 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,024 One quick song, and if you so much 306 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,927 as begin to introduce the band, I'll cut the power off. 307 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,496 Okay, that is not the way you talk to talent. 308 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,765 [ Knock on door ] Gloria? 309 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,167 Gloria: I'm in the bathroom! Come in! 310 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,469 Oh, uh... 311 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,038 i-it's Phil. 312 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,973 Come in! 313 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,108 Phil Dunphy. 314 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,542 Phil! 315 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,113 Hey. 316 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,948 The dress is in that bag over there. 317 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,150 Oh, great. I'll hide it in the back of the time machine. 318 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,185 You, uh... 319 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,321 You got a big wrestling match coming up? 320 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,056 I am having a bad day. 321 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,825 I don't feel like doing the chitchatting. 322 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,626 Not having a great day myself. 323 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,128 Missed a phone call 15 years ago 324 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,563 that could have launched a second career as a magician. 325 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,065 I could've had it all. [ Clears throat ] 326 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,300 Realtor by day, magician by night. 327 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,502 Just like the hero of that rock opera I never finished. 328 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,705 Phil, this feels like the chitchatting. 329 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,974 Well, I should probably get going. 330 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,876 The steam's starting to pucker up my suit. 331 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,045 Whew! Done. 332 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,747 It's the same suit I wore to your wedding. 333 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,748 [ Chuckles ] 334 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,082 Can't believe how loose it's gotten. 335 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,383 [ Whimpers ] 336 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,054 [ Applause ] And now it is my pleasure 337 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:30,157 to bring up the first of our very special entertainers. 338 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,893 Here to perform one song, 339 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,061 Cameron and Mitchell. 340 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,595 [ Applause ] 341 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,730 Just relax. 342 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,102 Okay, now, remember -- it's just like karaoke. 343 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,536 Yeah, yeah, I-I got it. I got it. 344 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,272 Sing a little and then throw to the drum solo. 345 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,407 Okay. Okay. 346 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,575 [ "That Old Black Magic" plays ] 347 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,211 * That old black magic 348 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:54,681 * Has me [Gulps] in its spell 349 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:58,585 * That old black magic that you * 350 00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,953 * Weave so well 351 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,855 [ Chuckles ] 352 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:06,093 * Icy fingers up and down my spine * 353 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:12,265 * The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine * 354 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,901 Take it, piano guy! 355 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,702 [ Piano solo ] 356 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,270 * Be-ba-da ba-ba-da-doop 357 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,572 * Bop-da-boop ba-da-baaa ba-ba-da-baa * 358 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,274 Jay: Look at him go. 359 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,576 You know, he was raised a mama's boy. 360 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,745 Now he's a strong, capable man 361 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,481 making nonsense noises that sound a lot like instruments. 362 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,118 Let's hear that guitar weep! 363 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,887 [ Guitar solo ] 364 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,789 * Waah-waah-waah 365 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,891 * Waah-waah-waah waaaaahh 366 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,292 * Waah-whoa 367 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,462 And there is someone that we haven't heard from yet. 368 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,398 Take a walk with me, Mr. Bass Man. 369 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,100 [ Bass solo ] * Bo-bo-bo-bo 370 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,802 * Bah-bo-bo-bo da-bi-bo 371 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,338 * Bo bo bo 372 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,941 * Bah-bah bah-doo-ba ba-ba-ba-ba * 373 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,309 * Wha, wha, wha, wha 374 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,811 * What do you do 375 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:03,817 * When faced with black magic? 376 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,819 Hey! 377 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,088 [ Applause ] Thank you! Thank you so much! 378 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,356 One more ti-- 379 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,624 Okay. Nope. 380 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,296 [ Drumming ] 381 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,431 [ Cheering ] 382 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,100 Thank you very much. 383 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,634 Uh, muy kind, pero I know you're only doing it 384 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,270 to make me feel más better. 385 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,606 Wow. Somebody's been listening to Rosetta Stone in the car. 386 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,609 Cam, come on. Talk to me. 387 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,444 What in the skibbity doo wop was that? 388 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,346 [ Laughter ] 389 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,647 Did you bring your own studio audience? 390 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,149 No. They're Gloria's family. 391 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,351 Unlike some people, they feel things. 392 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,687 Cam, look, I'm sorry. I got carried away. 393 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,289 It seemed deliberately hurtful. 394 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,523 Every musician got a solo 395 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,558 except the one you promised to have and to hold. 396 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,160 Together: Aww! Okay, do you mind? 397 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,628 Thank you. 398 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,864 Look, Cam, I-I'm sorry I forgot to throw it to you, 399 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,366 but I-I was just swept up in the moment. 400 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,168 It -- That was -- It was exhilarating. 401 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,337 I-I -- Did you hear those people cheering? 402 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,008 Well... you were brilliant. 403 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,876 Not the most generous of performances, but -- 404 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:06,179 I was completely free in front of my entire judgy family, 405 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:09,149 and none of that would have happened without you. 406 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,750 Well, I think I hear what you're saying -- 407 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,186 that half of that applause was mine 408 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,055 'cause I transformed you. Okay. 409 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,190 Well, that's better than any 10-minute drum solo. 410 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,858 So you'll tell everyone this was my doing? 411 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,160 Of course I will. 412 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,061 Come here. 413 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:24,131 Together: Ooh! 414 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,235 Okay, I'll spin the box two times, 415 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,770 you'll have 30 seconds to change into your wedding dress. 416 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,673 Or I change into an old pair of pajamas 417 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,542 to show the people how comfortable 418 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,776 I have always been with Jay. 419 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:37,844 Oh, yeah. Sure, Gloria. 420 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,046 Why don't we just throw the script out 421 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,213 and you can say whatever you want, 422 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,448 'cause the audience already thinks 423 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,350 the actors make it all up anyway?! 424 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,451 I'm sorry! 425 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,685 Jay: What's going on? 426 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,420 It's okay, Phil. 427 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,622 He's very upset because 15 years ago, 428 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:53,426 he missed a phone call for a job to do boat magic. 429 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,528 That's why you've been sulking all afternoon? 430 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,230 My life would be completely different 431 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,731 if not for stupid fate! 432 00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,899 Fate? 433 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:00,968 Let me ask you something. 434 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,870 And there's a real lesson here. 435 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,772 Do you like how your life turned out? 436 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,806 Yeah, sure. 437 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,943 Great family, steady work, bus benches? 438 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,611 I got that call when you weren't home 439 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,980 and never gave you the message. 440 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,983 What -- question mark, exclamation point?! 441 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,617 Why would you do something like that?! 442 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,586 To save him from himself. 443 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,554 People sometimes need a gentle nudge 444 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,056 to make the right choice. 445 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,891 And, luckily for everyone, I'm here to do it. 446 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,426 And not just for Phil. 447 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,595 I know you're wondering why Manny isn't here. 448 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,397 I b-- Who's ready for some magic? 449 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,799 Phil, Gloria, you're up. 450 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,068 [ Applause ] 451 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,170 Honey, you okay? Nope! 452 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,072 Ladies and gentlemen, 453 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,807 the scientists would have you believe 454 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,909 that time travel is poppycock. 455 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,079 But today, on the anniversary of the wonderful Gloria 456 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,814 and Jay, 457 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,949 I shall confound the skeptics 458 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,419 and transport this beautiful woman 459 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,022 back in time to the day of her wedding. 460 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,357 Gloria, get in the box! 461 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,528 Drumroll, please. 462 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,531 [ Drumroll ] 463 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,199 [ Cymbals crash ] 464 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,335 [ Drum solo ] 465 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,641 [ Solo continues ] 466 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,217 [ Solo ends ] 467 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,853 Whoo! Yes, drums! 468 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,988 Yes! 469 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:32,392 Anyway, watch as she disappears into the wormhole. 470 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,893 That's my trick. I'm done. 471 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,229 What do you mean, you're done? Bring her back. 472 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,997 [ Thump, thump ] Gloria: Okay, I'm ready! 473 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,899 You made my dream disappear. 474 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,901 Now yours is gone. 475 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,171 iHola! I want to come out! 476 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,906 Phil. Phil, you are Dede-ing my party. 477 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,808 Your father Dede'd my life. 478 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,910 He's the one who got the phone call 15 years ago 479 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,545 about the magic job and never told me. 480 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,081 Oh, Phil. 481 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,216 Your family has always treated me like a child 482 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,650 who can't make his own decisions. 483 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,752 I couldn't even make an outfit choice for the wedding 484 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,554 without your mother commenting on it. 485 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,556 That's why I slipped her those three drinks at the reception. 486 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,658 [ Thump, thump ] Gloria: It's very warm back here! 487 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,527 You need to let Gloria out of that box. 488 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,595 And... 489 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,030 my dad had nothing to do with that. 490 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,166 I'm the one who told him not to give you the message. 491 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,335 [ Thump, thump ] Did I miss the "Ta-da"? 492 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,369 Phil, I'm so sorry. 493 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,271 But your business was just taking off, 494 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,772 and the kids were really little. No, no. I-I -- I don't want to hear it. 495 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,575 My own wife is the reason I don't have a career in magic -- 496 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,611 a thing I was born to do?! 497 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,920 Look at me! 498 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,389 I haven't changed in 10 years! [ Giggles ] 499 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,390 [ Rip, pop ] 500 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,691 -Aaah! -Oh! 501 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,127 [ Crowd murmurs ] Aah! 502 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,564 [ Door slams ] 503 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,133 Gloria! 504 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,301 You came! Thank God! 505 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,869 Not because of you. 506 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,204 I couldn't enjoy my time with Denise 507 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,705 knowing my mother needed me. 508 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,307 I mean, I enjoyed it a little. 509 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,643 She's a dance major trying to replace food with affection. 510 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:57,910 I really don't care. 511 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:58,978 Gloria! 512 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,315 I have a surprise for you! 513 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,416 I'm here! 514 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,951 Okay. 515 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,586 I was kind of expecting a bigger reaction. 516 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,921 Yeah, I thought for sure Manny being here would tip the scales. 517 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:12,659 No! I don't need anyone to do that for me! 518 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,261 Just leave me alone. 519 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,995 What kind of sick game are you two playing? 520 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,930 Do you have any idea what I gave up to be here? 521 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,266 What's going on with you, Gloria? 522 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,833 [ Sobs ] 523 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,470 This dress doesn't fit me anymore! 524 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,138 That's it?! 525 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,140 I drove all the way to Manny's dorm for nothing? 526 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,342 Oh, because you've made the sacrifice today. 527 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,343 [ Sighs ] [ Cellphone beeps ] 528 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,844 You don't understand. 529 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,747 I tell people that I work hard 530 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,016 to stay fit and to stay young, 531 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,453 but the reality is that I barely do anything. 532 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,655 But now my body is getting... 533 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,091 Bigger? 534 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,559 How dare you! 535 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,262 But yes. 536 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,864 [ Sighs ] But I've always looked a certain way. 537 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,302 And now that I don't, then what am I? 538 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:59,206 Just a self-trained hairdresser with a hot-sauce business. 539 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,240 You still have that? 540 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,645 Gloria, you're so much more than how you look. 541 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,113 That's what you say to people 542 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,115 that are not that pretty anymore. 543 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,450 Are you insane? 544 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,152 You could be my age and 30 pounds heavier, 545 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,888 and you would still be unbelievably out of my league. 546 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:19,326 Listen, you gain a couple -- who cares? 547 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,461 These have been the best 10 years of my life. 548 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:25,198 I'm in it for every pound, every wrinkle, 549 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,699 every gray hair. 550 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:27,900 [ Whimpers ] 551 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,903 Aww!Aww! Aww!Aww! 552 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,273 [ Clattering ] 553 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,745 Come on! 554 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,549 Let's go. Get in the car. 555 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,517 Where are we going? Don't worry about it. 556 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,520 Oh. Why should I start making my own decisions now? 557 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,093 I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the job. 558 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,828 You're just such a "Go for it" kind of guy -- 559 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,697 and I love that about you -- 560 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,766 but in that case, we had three little kids, 561 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,868 a mortgage, and I was nervous. 562 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,103 You could have at least included me in the decision. 563 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,172 You're right! You're right. 564 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,107 And I know "I'm sorry" doesn't begin to cover it. 565 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,242 Why are we stopping? 566 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,877 Well, our kids are grown, 567 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,246 I run a company, you've got a great day job. 568 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,215 I thought maybe it was time you picked up an old hobby. 569 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,717 Are those -- Uh... 570 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,253 Keys to your new magic shop. 571 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,954 Oh, my God! 572 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,223 [ Laughs ] 573 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,292 Go on! 574 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,860 What?! I know! 575 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,229 And Mister Ekshun was willing to let it go for next to nothing. 576 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,864 Which, now that I think of it, 577 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,900 is probably not a great sign. 578 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,903 This is awesome! 579 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,439 And "Mister Ekshun" -- I just got that! 580 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,541 It's kind of funny that you're making up 581 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,109 for making a decision that should have been mine 582 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,111 by making another decision for me. 583 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,879 ** 584 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,382 Do you want it or not? 585 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,750 I love you. I love you. 586 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,751 Mwah! 587 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,952 [ Both chuckle ] 588 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:53,753 Bylaws. 589 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,460 * Fiz-el-ah dwee-zop beh-zong de-doy * 590 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,294 * Ske-diddly-dee-daht 591 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,229 * De-daht de-do! 592 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,332 * Bow! Bam! Chow 593 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,599 * Cha-cha-cha! [ Beep, beep, beep ] 594 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,568 * Waah-waah-waah * Zep-za-da wah 595 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,737 * Shah-waah waah-waah * Bah-dop bah-dop waah 596 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,439 * Waah-waah-waah * Bop-ba-dop 597 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,474 * Waah-waah-waah * Ba-dop ba-dop waah 598 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:17,510 * Diddly-bop dit-do da-ba-da baaaa * 599 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,779 [ Off-key ] * Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da ba-da-ba-da * 600 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,648 * Bop-ba rrrr bop ba-da-ba-da * 601 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,683 It's getting late. 602 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,717 Nighty-night.