1 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:05,005 Jay: Does everyone have a glass? 2 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:06,006 I'm just giving my Thanksgiving toast. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,141 Oh, come on, Dad. Isn't it weird 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,242 that every year you single out one person 5 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:11,079 who somehow made you extra proud this year? 6 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,980 It makes the rest of us feel like we -- It's you, Claire. 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,382 Yeah! I knew it! 8 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,050 And you, Phil, and you, Mitchell. 9 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:17,651 Actually, it's all of you. 10 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,487 I know I get a hard time 11 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,155 for stirring up competition in the family, 12 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,990 but look at the results. 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,925 Phil scoring with his new magic shop. 14 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,827 Cam winning the big game. 15 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,262 Claire winning the race. 16 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:30,231 And Mitchell scaring away that burg-a-lar. 17 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:33,067 And you are a winner, too, Jay. 18 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,169 He wanted to spend more time with Joe, 19 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,737 so he's dropping him off 20 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,107 and picking him up from school every day. 21 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,274 Dad, what is wrong with her? 22 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:41,609 I challenged her to get 23 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,544 to 100,000 steps in a week. 24 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,678 -That's easy. -That's so easy. 25 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,114 Without shopping. 26 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,348 -Oh. -I get -- I get the challenge. 27 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,883 -No. -She's 1,000 steps from glory. 28 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,352 Like the rest of you, 29 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,053 she was motivated by my stingy praise. 30 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,922 As I look around the room, I see nothing but winners, 31 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,524 and I couldn't be prouder. 32 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,858 To us! 33 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,161 Everyone here is a winner. 34 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,967 -- Captions by VITAC -- 35 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,970 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 36 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,740 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 37 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,075 ** 38 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:19,247 Oh, you knew I was nervous about the big game, 39 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,714 so you set out my -- Okay. 40 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,416 Sprinkles are for heroes. 41 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,784 Here, Daddy. 42 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,220 Thank you for protecting us. Oh. 43 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,655 We're all so proud of Mitchell 44 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,490 about what happened the other day. 45 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,459 What I was thinking was, we could [Gasps] 46 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:32,760 Oh, my gosh! 47 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:33,994 Was there a break-in? 48 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,496 Yeah, yeah. It was -- It was crazy. 49 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,298 I just started yelling at him, 50 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,932 and I guess I scared him away, so... 51 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:41,469 Oh, my gosh, sweetie. Are you okay? 52 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:42,970 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 53 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,572 You're so brave. Oh, honey. 54 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,440 So proud. 55 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:48,742 If the robber comes back when Brave Daddy isn't here, 56 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,944 we can use these. Okay, no, no, no, no. 57 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,646 I had to confiscate those at school. 58 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,781 They're very dangerous, 59 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,184 and, plus, you should avoid the cliché. 60 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:59,287 Confiscating contraband is part of my new job at school. 61 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,589 I was recently promoted to [Chuckles] 62 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,257 acting vice principal. 63 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,825 Which has nothing to do with acting. 64 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,860 That was made very clear to me. 65 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:09,297 Hey. Hey. Y-You seem a little nervous. 66 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,664 Are you -- Are you worried about the big game? 67 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,266 Yeah. I'm a little nervous. 68 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,934 The Rattlesnakes have beat us the last six years, 69 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,303 and we cannot lose. 70 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,438 Is any of this because their coach is a woman? 71 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,673 I mean, shouldn't we be rooting for her, because -- 72 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,342 Oh, what, because she's another straight person 73 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,211 coaching football? 74 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,045 Well, good luck. Thank you, sweetie. 75 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,847 You know, I can't promise that I'll make you as proud 76 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,217 as your daddy who fought off a burglar, but I will try. 77 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,118 You know, there's murmurs that the booster club 78 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,454 is gonna divert some of our money to the science program. 79 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,689 Because that's what made the Kennedys cool, you know -- 80 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,292 playing science on the lawn. 81 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,328 Ow! The first person who figures out 82 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,464 how to stick these numbers right on is gonna be rich. 83 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,566 You could just pin it to your shirt before you put it on. 84 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,536 Have you shared this idea with anyone else? 85 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,138 When Alex was a baby, I used to throw her in a jogging stroller, 86 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,374 and she was my running buddy. 87 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,909 This week, when she found out I was doing a 10K, 88 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,678 she insisted on coming. 89 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,347 Snore. 90 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,515 I'm using my mom as a subject for my stupid psych paper 91 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,684 because I started too late to sign out a monkey. 92 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,086 It's about positive versus negative reinforcement. 93 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,556 First half of the race -- "You can do it, Mom!" 94 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,758 Second half -- "It's not your day, lady!" 95 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,260 Thankfully, after it's done, 96 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,262 I'll still be able to give out the banana I bought. 97 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,364 Gloria: Thank you so much for taking care of Joe. 98 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,932 I still have to get some things from the store for dinner. 99 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,200 It's no problem. [ Chuckles ] 100 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:22,370 I got a lot of knowledge to pass on. 101 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,071 You been practicing your burping drills? 102 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,073 [ Burps ] [ Burping ] Yes! 103 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,008 Better. Okay, enough chitchat. 104 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,543 Give me the V.I.P. pass for the sale. 105 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:32,045 Everybody's heard of the H. Bronfman Clothiers 106 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,781 Black Friday sale where the hoi polloi 107 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,716 fight over tuxedos like animals. 108 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,618 But on Thanksgiving Day, 109 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,887 a select few are invited to get first crack. 110 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,722 If I get everything I want, 111 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,925 that tux will be 80% off in Tammy Bosworth's dorm room. 112 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,427 Black gold. 113 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,195 I got it as a tip from some club members 114 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,863 who had me "deal" with some geese. 115 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,300 You will not taint this experience. 116 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,767 Gloria: [ Gasps ] 117 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,869 Claire, why do you have that number? 118 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,738 Are you in a pageant? 119 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:00,774 She's running a 10K. And she is going to do great. 120 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:05,646 [ Sighs ] I know that you're gonna make us oh-so proud! 121 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,415 Obviously, this was meant to be a group hug, 122 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,216 and my invitation got lost in the mail. Mm. 123 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,217 Phil... 124 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,885 that crazy phone booth 125 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,554 that you ordered for your magic trick -- 126 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,988 It's already at my house. 127 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,824 It's here two days early?! 128 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,826 I can shoot my how-to video today! 129 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,629 Haley! Showtime! 130 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,297 It goes without saying that the greatest trick 131 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,633 to come out of World War II is the Normandy Phone Booth. 132 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:29,570 Over the years, its reputation has ebbed and flowed. 133 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,771 It was famously booed 134 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,940 at the 1969 Narragansett Magic Festival. 135 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,475 Of course, this is a time 136 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,777 when most people are into protest magic. 137 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:40,581 So naturally, they would thumb their nose at a classic trick 138 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,251 where a heroic soldier dashes into a phone booth 139 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,420 to make a world-saving call 140 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,622 while it slowly fills with water! 141 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,991 Come on, hippies! 142 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:54,094 God! 143 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,929 All right, buddy. Run outside and play real quick. 144 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,365 I'm gonna take care of something upstairs. 145 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,367 I had to update my profile pic 146 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,702 on this new social-media app called Inseam. 147 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,605 It's super cool. No one knows about it. 148 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,007 Some old guys were using it for home tailoring, 149 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,476 but then two Brooklyn deejays 150 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,811 started sharing a couple of videos on it, and it blew up. 151 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,145 Not approachable. 152 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,280 Too approachable. 153 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,282 [ Camera shutter clicks ] There's my guy. 154 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,018 [ Cellphone rings ] What's up? 155 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,387 Dude, I was just about to leave, 156 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,021 and I saw your new pic popped up on Inseam. 157 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,222 You're on Inseam? 158 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,657 Yes, I've been on it for a week. 159 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:26,026 Okay, look at your picture. Joe is in a tree behind you. 160 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,028 Whoa! 161 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,230 Aah! Aah. 162 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,532 Oh, my God, he's right there! 163 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,666 Hang on, Joe! 164 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:33,534 [ Cellphone beeps ] Hello? 165 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:34,868 What's going on with Joe? 166 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:35,903 You're on Inseam? 167 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,070 Of course I'm on Inseam. 168 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:39,072 Is my son hanging from a tree? 169 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,475 Oh, that's great! You fell for it. 170 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:42,876 I'm, uh -- I'm getting pretty good at Photoshop. 171 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,578 That's a fake picture? 172 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,880 Yeah, I got a bunch of Joe doing dangerous stuff. 173 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,916 You're gonna have to show me this later, okay? 174 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,718 Will do. 175 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,553 [ Sighs ] -Well, thanks to you, 176 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,388 now I'm all sweaty, and it's gonna be impossible 177 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,489 to judge the silk shirts. 178 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,324 They're supposed to blouse, not cling. 179 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,859 Hey, can I see that card for a second? 180 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,495 What are you doing? I'll put this card back in your hand 181 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:04,131 when you Photoshop that kid's head in an alligator's mouth. 182 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,768 Announcer: Upper Valley on the 2-yard line 183 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,202 with 10 seconds to go. 184 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:10,871 A touchdown will win the game. 185 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,006 Okay, timeout! Timeout! 186 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,908 Let's go, Dolphins! 187 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,544 Coach, what is our defense? 188 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,278 Okay, you know what? It's a running situation, 189 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,047 but they've been killing us with that pass all day. 190 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,715 My gut tells me they're gonna pass, but [Stammers] 191 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:22,616 Okay, just let me think about it. 192 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,384 Move. Move! 193 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:26,186 [ Static ] Coach: Those dumb bastards 194 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,623 are going to be thinking pass, which is why we're going to run. 195 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,258 Trap Two, on the left side. 196 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,626 Cameron: My vice principal walkie-talkie 197 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:33,894 accidentally picked up that Upper Valley coach 198 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,362 calling her dumb lady play. 199 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,198 Now, was I gonna change my defense? 200 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,802 Only some spineless win-at-all-costs glory hound 201 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:45,739 would choose winning over showing some moral fiber. 202 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,407 Announcer: Dolphins win! Dolphins win! 203 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,776 Yes! 204 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:49,877 [ Team whooping ] 205 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,480 [ Team cheering ] 206 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,414 Jay: Everybody in that stadium, including me... 207 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:55,949 Well... ...was expecting a pass. 208 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:57,618 But your instincts told you something else. 209 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,754 That's big-time, my friend. Well, I-I-I appreciate it, Jay. 210 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:01,822 Uh, thank you. 211 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:02,856 [ Whispering ] Mitchell! 212 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:05,993 I'm a fraud. 213 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,160 Well, then stop telling that barista 214 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,162 that you understudied Javert on Broadway. 215 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,231 He knows your name. He can look it up. 216 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,232 No, I overheard the lady coach 217 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,567 call her play on my walkie-talkie, 218 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,469 and I changed my defense to win the game. 219 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,671 And now I'm having anxiety, and I have to confess. 220 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,406 No, you -- you are not gonna confess. 221 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,475 You're gonna smush that anxiety into a little ball, 222 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,310 and you're gonna push it into that little, tiny hole 223 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:24,978 in your soul where childhood traumas go. 224 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,080 Everybody here is a winner. 225 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,449 I-If you end up being the one loser at the table, 226 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,285 I'm gonna get nothing but condescending pity from everybody. 227 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:35,422 Especially Claire, that insufferable phony. 228 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,124 Mm. [ Whispering ] Hey, so pretty! 229 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,831 -Luke! -Oh, hey, Gloria. 230 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,332 Sure love those bangs. 231 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,667 What's the story with those? 232 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,368 I know you have been avoiding me 233 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,337 because there are no Photoshopped pictures 234 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,305 of Joe in danger. 235 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,874 And the the answer to your question is very simple -- 236 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,042 They frame my face. 237 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,877 Oh, those pictures. 238 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,446 [ Cellphone vibrates ] 239 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,949 Here we are. 240 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:05,553 Ah. Joe poking a bees' nest. 241 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,054 Mm-hmm. 242 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:10,624 Oh, and Joe killing Lee Harvey Oswald. 243 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,492 So cute. 244 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,696 Jay, Luke is a genius. 245 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,164 Thanks, buddy. 246 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,666 You can go do your fancy shopping now. 247 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,834 Awesome. To make up for the time I lost, 248 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:23,503 I'm gonna baby oil my heels so I can try on shoes faster. 249 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:26,373 Phil, did you see this Photoshop stuff that Luke did? 250 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,875 He's a real magician. 251 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,242 I guess he came by it honestly. 252 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,544 [ Laughs ] 253 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,880 That means the world to me, Jay. 254 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,347 I'm living a lie. 255 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,349 Claire, everyone in this family's a winner 256 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,484 except for me. 257 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,753 Abraka-failure. 258 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,922 Ready to fill this thing up? 259 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,357 Um, yeah. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 260 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,358 The -- The whole reason we're here 261 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,761 is to use the pool water, which is recyclable. 262 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,697 I'm sort of a hero in the sustainable magic movement. 263 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,699 I'd hate to lose my three green rabbits rating. 264 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,066 Okay. 265 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,267 Should we start filming? 266 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,269 For sure. Yeah. For sure. 267 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:59,006 I-I-I think I'll -- I'll probably just take a quick minute. 268 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,008 As a young man, I had no fear of any trick 269 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,743 where I was jammed into tight spaces -- 270 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,746 Fox in a Box, The Wrong Shepherd, Einstein's Birdbath. 271 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:09,116 Lately, though, I have had a touch of claustrophobia, 272 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,684 which is usually cleared up 273 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,386 by a quick call to my super-supportive wife. 274 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,055 Oh, you finally picked up. 275 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,624 No, no, it's not an emergency. 276 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:19,026 I just -- Hello? Claire? 277 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,628 Just give me the word, Dad. 278 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,596 Oh. Yep. Uh... 279 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,097 Let's... 280 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,198 Let's do this. 281 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,867 Great. Ready? 282 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,736 Yeah. And...action. 283 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,971 Hello, and congratulations on your purchase 284 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,105 of the Normandy Phone Booth. 285 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,707 The following will demonstrate 286 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,977 just how much fun you've...dialed up. 287 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,412 [ Breathes deeply ] 288 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,618 Here we are on D-Day. 289 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,453 Where's the damned air support? 290 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,822 Oh, good. 291 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:51,391 A p-- phone booth. 292 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,560 I hear the Nazis have booby-trapped these, 293 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,262 but I will... 294 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,297 I definitely will take the risk 295 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,032 of calling Allied Command. 296 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,106 Hello, General. 297 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,576 Yes, the enemy is all around us. 298 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:13,013 Blast! [ Breathing rapidly ] 299 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,115 This is [Gasping] one of the phone booths 300 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,416 that's booby-trapped. 301 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,818 Oh, no! 302 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,988 [ Whimpers ] Yes, General, the enemy is closing in! 303 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,090 There's no esca-- 304 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,658 Haley! Get me out of here! 305 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,359 Who's Haley? I'm Nurse Rutherford. 306 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,627 [ Screams ] 307 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:30,163 If I can't do this trick, my magic shop 308 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,299 is gonna be the laughingstock of the mini-mall. 309 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,101 And there's still a Blockbuster there. 310 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,103 Honey, I know you're going through something, 311 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,604 but you need to keep it to yourself, 312 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,340 because we will not be the loser family this year. 313 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,641 Jay: Claire. Yeah? 314 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,843 I had a genius idea. 315 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,945 Your race went right by Pritchett's Closets. 316 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,513 Uh-huh. Pull the security tape. 317 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,615 We'll blow up a frame of you in the lead and run a big ad -- 318 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,685 "Pritchett's. Leading the Pack for 30 Years." 319 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,687 Genius! -I love it, Dad! Yes! 320 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:54,822 I am on that! 321 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,456 [ Laughing ] Wow. 322 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,791 We have problem. 323 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:58,959 I had a problem. 324 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,460 [ Ringtone plays ] 325 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,462 H-H-- Hello? 326 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,898 Hel-- [ Sighs ] Damn it. 327 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,533 Phil, this better be an emergency. 328 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,335 Oh, you finally picked up. 329 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,903 No, no, it's not an emergency. I just -- 330 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,806 I'm running a race, and you just screwed up my playlist! 331 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,274 [ Cellphone beeps ] 332 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,079 From that point on, 333 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,048 I was no longer on the actual race course. 334 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:24,084 [ Panting ] Thank you! 335 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,721 Thanks. 336 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:31,658 I guess I hit a point where I funneled back onto the course. 337 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,994 I did notice that I seemed to have more energy 338 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,495 than the few people in front of me, 339 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,598 but I didn't -- I didn't think much of it. 340 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,901 [ Cheers and applause ] 341 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,503 I did it! I won! I won! 342 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,704 Did you see that, honey? I won! 343 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,273 Uh, no, you didn't. 344 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,041 I was standing at the 5K mark and never saw you. 345 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,877 What? Gloria: Claire! 346 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,045 I was at the store, and I saw you win! 347 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,081 -Oh, honey! -Oh! 348 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,749 -Oh. -I know her! 349 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,918 She's my stepdaughter! 350 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,186 There's not gonna be any footage 351 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,387 of you running past Pritchett's Closets 352 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,722 because you cut two miles out of a six-mile race. 353 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,591 Better tell Grandpa you didn't win. 354 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,094 Oh, you are my moral compass. 355 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,261 Which is why I don't want to talk to you 356 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,262 for the rest of the day. 357 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,363 Luke! 358 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,965 I need a favor, no questions asked. 359 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,466 What do you need? Phone cards? 360 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,369 No. I need you to Photoshop a picture of me from today 361 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,438 running in front of Pritchett's Closets. 362 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,307 No problem. 363 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,243 No problem. I -- 364 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,713 I want to grab a picture of you and Claire. 365 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,548 I want to post it on my Inseam account. 366 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,616 Oh, what's Inseam? 367 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,984 I use it for home tailoring. Oh. 368 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,119 Claire. Yeah? 369 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,220 Could you get in here, please? 370 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,323 My two superstars. Okay! [ Laughs ] 371 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,992 Can't believe you won with that bad knee. [ Camera shutter clicks ] 372 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,228 Well, at least if somebody tries to steal that thing, 373 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,329 they got to get through this guy. 374 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,965 I just did what any hero would do. 375 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,566 It's [Chuckles] Are you wearing makeup? 376 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,501 Uh, well, yeah. I got a bruise. 377 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,938 I thought -- I thought you screamed and he ran away? 378 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,240 Uh, well, there was a -- There was a scuffle. 379 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,641 You went with your instinct. 380 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,243 Fight or flight. You fought. 381 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,311 I'm gonna post this on Inseam. 382 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,479 Double-click. 383 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,747 There! 384 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,115 You fought. 385 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,817 Mm-hmm. You fought? 386 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,652 Uh-huh. How close did you get to this "intruder"? 387 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,454 Okay, Claire. That is just about enough. 388 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,755 Mitchell suffered a trauma, 389 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,991 and I don't appreciate your mocking tone. 390 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,526 Excuse us. Okay? 391 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,095 [ Sighs ] Thank you, sweetie. 392 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,930 Okay, look, we both know two things for certain -- 393 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,098 I look fabulous in coral, 394 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,467 and you didn't fight off any intruder. 395 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,102 There -- There is a backstory. 396 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,838 In the summer of 1984, inspired by "The Karate Kid," 397 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,140 I went through a martial arts phase. 398 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,009 When Cam brought those nunchucks home, 399 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,144 it was just too much to resist. 400 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,380 Hello, old friend. 401 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,647 [ Sighs ] 402 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,183 30 years later, once again, 403 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,852 it was time to sweep the leg. 404 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,520 [ Exhaling deeply ] 405 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,421 [ Breathing sharply ] 406 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,626 Oh! Oh. [ Glass shattering ] 407 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,195 Oh, God. Oh, no! 408 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,033 [ Sighs ] 409 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,704 Why didn't you just tell me? I don't know. 410 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,539 You -- You walked in, and you asked if there was a break-in, 411 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,642 and I-I was embarrassed and possibly concussed, 412 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,311 so I just -- I went with it. 413 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,513 Besides, my dad and Claire cannot know, okay? 414 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,482 That whole "Karate Kid" summer, they called me "Kung Sue." 415 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,650 Oh. 416 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,221 Turkey is gonna be ready in 10 minutes! 417 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,822 Where is Phil? I'll let him know. 418 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,590 Okay. 419 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,858 [ Thud ] 420 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,427 10 minutes. Phil: I can't take it! 421 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,528 Just breathe, Dad. 422 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,862 We are breaking this fear of yours. 423 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,397 I'm dying here! Hey, hey, hey! 424 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,532 Look at me. 425 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,866 Do you want to spend the rest of your life 426 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,801 as an open-space magician? 427 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,572 Yeah. 428 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:37,110 Jay, I saw on Inseam that there was a Thanksgiving pageant 429 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,711 at Joe's school. 430 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,247 Why didn't you tell me? 431 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,183 I totally forgot. 432 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,852 Joe hasn't been in school for a week. 433 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,720 I had a falling-out with his teacher. 434 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,590 And got sent to the principal's office. 435 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,625 You said some pretty harsh things to Mrs. Barrish. 436 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:56,563 In my defense, um, this banquet she's planning 437 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,565 is not historically accurate. 438 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,035 For example, I don't remember a tandoori chicken option 439 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,570 at the first Thanksgiving. 440 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,738 We have children here from many ethnicities, 441 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,574 and we try to make them all feel included. 442 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,578 Be that as it may, history does not record Pocahontas 443 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,914 asking John Smith to pass the sashimi roll 444 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,250 while Myles Standish helps himself 445 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,420 to gluten-free huevos rancheros! 446 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,589 After that, it got heated, and we got expelled. 447 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,724 "We"? 448 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,226 But they'll call. 449 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,627 They need my check. 450 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,496 Why didn't the school tell me anything? 451 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,664 It's like I am off their e-mail list. 452 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,066 Huh. 453 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,934 I didn't even see the costumes. 454 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,403 Well, he didn't have a costume. 455 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,006 No, he was the narrator. Kid told the whole story. 456 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,274 Ay, papí. 457 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,443 You must have been so cute. 458 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,279 Why don't you perform it for everybody at dinner? 459 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,948 I'll go get my phone, and we'll film it. 460 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,650 Okay? [ Laughing ] Yes. 461 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:56,189 I gotta get you up to speed in a hurry, buddy. 462 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,691 The story of Thanksgiving. Here goes. 463 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,327 It's no use! 464 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,361 I can't do it! 465 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,030 Aaahh! 466 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,669 99,999...100,000! 467 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,538 [ Laughs ] Sonuvabitch, she did it! 468 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,173 [ Laughs ] 469 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,374 See that, people? 470 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,609 Another person doing their best, thanks to me. 471 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,511 [ Indistinct murmuring ] It's time to eat. 472 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,879 Hey, Google, 473 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,015 how much time left on the turkey? 474 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,316 Man: Two minutes. 475 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,885 See? I can control that crazy doughnut, 476 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,719 I can do the steps. 477 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,388 I have two achievements, 478 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,223 and the rest have only one. 479 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,358 So, Grandpa really motivated you 480 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,060 by telling you you couldn't do something, huh? 481 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,327 I need to see that My StepCounter 482 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,296 for a paper I'm writing. 483 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,531 Everybody achieved something today, 484 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,567 so now it's Joe's turn. 485 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,801 Joe... 486 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,204 tell us about the first Thanksgiving. 487 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,405 -[ Laughing ] Oh! -Come up here, buddy. 488 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,739 You got this. 489 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,243 There was once a land of godless natives. 490 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,911 They did not know any better 491 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,980 until, one day, the white man arrived. 492 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,548 What is this? 493 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,917 The white man took pity on these primitives 494 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,520 by teaching them to cultivate the land. 495 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,923 But their kindness was mistaken for aggression, 496 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:07,094 and a war began. 497 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,761 What kind of school is this? 498 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,697 This is what I was taught. What? 499 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:14,367 Eventually, peace was restored, 500 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:18,271 and we bestowed them with our nation's highest honor -- 501 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,939 naming football teams for them. 502 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,075 Joe, what play is this? 503 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,877 I wasn't in a play! I don't go to school anymore! 504 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,949 All right, fine. 505 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,618 We got kicked out, okay? 506 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,952 Little argument with the principal. 507 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,787 You've been lying to me 508 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:38,425 while I was celebrating you as an amazing father? Oh, my... 509 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,093 Hey, Gloria, this is weird. 510 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,061 You know, I downloaded your My StepCounter data 511 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,363 onto my computer, 512 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,897 and it's showing your path this morning 513 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,299 was the same route my mom took in her race. 514 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,268 Hmm? 515 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,271 I was never going to get 100,000 steps. 516 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,441 But then I learned that Claire was going on a Turkey Trot. 517 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,975 The second time I hugged her, 518 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,545 it was a little harder because she was really wet. 519 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,414 So I'm basically just your StepCounter mule? 520 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,049 I thought you cared about my race. 521 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,451 I love you very much, Claire, 522 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,720 but your exercise doesn't really interest me. 523 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,623 Hang on. When did Claire run past Pritchett's Closets? 524 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,160 'Cause this thing says she never got near it. 525 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,462 Well, it's probably the StepCounter made a mistake. 526 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,164 Oh, yeah, did it? Or -- Or -- 527 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,731 Or did you take a little shortcut? 528 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,932 No, I was probably going so fast 529 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,100 it couldn't even keep up with me. 530 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,403 I have a picture of it. Let me see. 531 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,172 Luke? 532 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,639 And there you go. 533 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,276 That is me clearly running in front of Pritchett's Closets. 534 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,678 Oh, yeah, yeah. With a Reagan/Bush poster 535 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,612 in the window, huh? 536 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,981 The photo is a fake. 537 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,683 It's not my fault. Manny made it. 538 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,851 Manny was Photoshopping everything? 539 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,120 So Joe was in real danger? 540 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,822 I did not realize how easy it would be 541 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:43,990 for you to connect those dots. 542 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,525 Pretty disappointed in you, Luke. 543 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,427 Well, you know, it's easy to see where he learned it from. 544 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,429 His mother's a cheater! 545 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,265 What?! Oh, don't get so hot and bothered. Uh-huh! Mm. 546 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,033 Your makeup's already running, and what do -- Stop it. 547 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,868 Do you have a Chinese character on your bruise? 548 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,770 Yeah, it's probably an imprint from the intruder's ring. 549 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,872 He was -- I'm sure he was in a gang of some sort. 550 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,341 Just give it up, Mitchell. 551 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,975 He knocked himself out with some nunchucks 552 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,144 that I confiscated as acting vice principal. 553 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,146 Oh, my God! Kung Sue is back. 554 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,548 Daddy, did you hear that? 555 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,484 Well, Cam -- Cam didn't really win the football game. 556 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,986 Uh-huh. He stole the last play from the lady coach! 557 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,189 Accidentally! I overheard it on a walkie-talkie 558 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,326 that I require as an acting vice principal, 559 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,693 which is a position I'm pretty proud of 560 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,229 because I'm basically a sheriff. 561 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,964 You're not basically -- No. Yes, I am basically a sheriff! 562 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,233 [ Indistinct arguing ] I wear a hat! 563 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,735 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 564 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,237 Dad is doing his trick, and he's never done it before. 565 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,238 He could die. 566 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,672 [ Indistinct chatter ] 567 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,040 Come on! 568 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,708 Oh, Phil. Honey, wait! 569 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,877 You don't have to do this. Yes, I do! 570 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,214 I'm the only loser in a remarkable family of winners. 571 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,415 No, no, no! 572 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,050 We are not all winners! 573 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,853 It turned out we all stink! 574 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,987 It doesn't matter! 575 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,257 I don't want to live a life ruled by fear! 576 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,259 I have to do this trick today. 577 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,360 [ Breathing rapidly ] 578 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,161 Although, it is getting hard to breathe! 579 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,763 Don't stop, Dad! You can do this! 580 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,930 I believe in you! 581 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,267 That's not helping, honey! Very interesting. 582 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,101 Okay, I'm just gonna try to barrel through this. 583 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,771 It's Normandy. I'm an American G.I. named Tony Ranzetti. 584 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,374 I'm from Brooklyn, and I love my mama's home cooking! 585 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,741 But I don't think I'm gonna be able to get out! 586 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,511 Is he talking as Tony Ranzetti or as Phil? 587 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,779 What is wrong with you cowards?! 588 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,214 Phil needs help! 589 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,917 Claire: Kung Sue's back at it. [ Clink ] 590 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:18,785 -Hey! Hey! -Oh, God! 591 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,353 -Ohh! -Ah! 592 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,054 It's too late to get out! Oh. 593 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,956 -No! -This was a mistake!! 594 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,592 Something's wrong. Dad? 595 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,726 Oh, God. Phil! Phil! 596 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,295 [ Electricity crackles ] [ Screaming ] 597 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,629 [ All screaming ] 598 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,331 Oh, my God! -What -- What... 599 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,702 Holy crap, where'd he go?! 600 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,739 Private Ranzetti reporting Operation Overlord is a success. 601 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,907 -Oh! -Wow! 602 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,709 Cocktails are on me. 603 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,977 That was amazing! Gotta hand it to you, Phil. 604 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,579 You get the big turkey leg. 605 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,415 Let's take this party to the table! 606 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,817 Come on, hippies. 607 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,189 [ Rapid footsteps ] Cam, it's late. 608 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,761 Cam, I have work early in the morning. 609 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,995 Oh. 610 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,299 Cameron! I cannot sleep! 611 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,500 Well, you should have thought about that 612 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,001 before you challenged me that I couldn't do 613 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,269 100,000 steps in a day. 614 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,504 Well, how close are you? 615 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:12,639 125. 616 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,906 Okay, fine. 617 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,476 [ Footsteps continue ] 618 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,277 Wait. 125 left? 619 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,312 Nope. 620 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,180 Oh, my God.