1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:02,903 Ready for your big camping trip? 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,572 You sure you got everything you need? 3 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,974 Everything but the one thing I'd truly be lost without... 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:07,975 Your Camry. 5 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,143 My GPS is broken. 6 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,311 Can we trade cars? 7 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:13,181 I recently left my real-estate partners 8 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,149 to strike out on my own. 9 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:18,018 But before facing the wilds of the housing market, 10 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,687 I'm gonna boost my confidence 11 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,822 with six rugged nights of camping 12 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,424 at Yosemite National Park 13 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,025 and one at the Kawayu Lodge. 14 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:27,861 I'm concerned, of course, 15 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,098 about readjusting to civilization, 16 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,266 so I've reserved the garden suite 17 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:35,169 in case I'm more comfortable sleeping outside. 18 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,670 [ Snorts ] 19 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:37,905 Uh... 20 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,541 only because I am picturing myself 21 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,177 in a line of people sweeping the woods with flashlights, 22 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:46,114 Are you sure a week in the woods is a good idea? 23 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,282 Sweetheart, if anything, I'm over prepared. 24 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,950 I have two weeks worth of food, 25 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,685 water purifiers... 26 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:52,920 a flare gun. 27 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,455 Oh, don't wave that thing around in the house. 28 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,623 Give me a little bit of credit. 29 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,125 I'm not gonna shoot off a flare gun in the house. 30 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,159 [ Air mattress inflates ] 31 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,271 -- Captions by VITAC -- 32 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,306 ** 33 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,144 Hey, Lily, the library is saying 34 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,411 that "Stripey the Zebracorn" 35 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,247 is two months overdue? 36 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,114 What -- what's that about? 37 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:21,315 We have a new librarian, 38 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,083 and she's a little... 39 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:24,952 She's been drunk e-mailing a lot. 40 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,620 Oh, that poor thing. 41 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,256 Lily, go find that book. 42 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,324 And the fine's coming out of your allowance. 43 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,660 You'll really believe anything, won't you? 44 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:33,661 I will not. 45 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,062 Really? Okay... 46 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,131 Um, hey, remember when you had your grandmother 47 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:39,833 ship us a certain Appalachian hex poppet 48 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,403 because you thought our house had evil spirits? Okay, yeah. 49 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,671 Do you have a better explanation 50 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,139 of why there were cries and giggles 51 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,574 echoing through our walls? Yes. 52 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:49,577 Our contractor found this in one of the vents. 53 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,678 Listen... 54 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:51,912 [ Toy cooing, laughing ] 55 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,013 [ Gasps ] 56 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,014 Yeah, I think it's one of those dolls 57 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,149 they give high-school girls 58 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,850 who are high risk for getting pregnant? 59 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,186 When would one of those girls 60 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,387 have been in this house? 61 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,757 I think I was babysitting Lily, 62 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,627 and I kinda remember it turning into a party situation. 63 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,830 You know, I sort of recall the air conditioning blasting 64 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,532 and I had to shove something in the vent to block it, 65 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,033 which was pretty responsible, 66 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,468 considering my friend Alicia 67 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,636 brought her actual baby there. 68 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,637 [ Chuckles ] 69 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,706 So many teens going down the wrong path. 70 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:19,940 I see it every day. 71 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,809 Uh, seems like you're trying to change the subject 72 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:22,943 from you being gullible. 73 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,045 Only because I have a more pressing concern. 74 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,515 Today, I have to oversee my first detention 75 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,982 as acting vice principal, 76 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,684 and I'm -- I've just been racking my brain 77 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,453 of how I'm gonna reach these kids. 78 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,487 It's, uh, detention. 79 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,022 How about "shut up and do your homework"? 80 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:38,526 [ Crying, mumbling ] 81 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:39,660 What's -- what's wrong with her? 82 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:40,694 Should I get the hex poppet? 83 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,463 I'm just cry-talking. 84 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,632 I threw my neck out changing Cal. Oh, no. 85 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,401 Now whenever I move, all of me comes with it. 86 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:48,669 Oh, gosh. Oh, you know what? 87 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:51,205 Why don't you let us take baby Cal, 88 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:53,707 and you go get yourself a rubdown. 89 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,843 [ Sighs ] You're an angel. 90 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,878 Shouldn't be but a few hours. 91 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,315 [ Whispering ] Hey, are you an even bigger rube than I thought? 92 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,916 There's nothing wrong with her neck. [ Door opens ] 93 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,685 [ Normal voice ] Oh my God, the baby! What?! 94 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,387 [ Neck cracks ] No! [ Whimpering ] 95 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,722 He -- he winked at me. 96 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:09,990 Jay: You're gonna love it, Joe. 97 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,759 My dad took me to an air show like this 98 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,193 for my 12th birthday. 99 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:15,763 We saw Blue Angels, fighter jets, 100 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,265 a B-52 bomber. 101 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,199 Something got bombed? Well, my dad. 102 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,602 He got in a drinking contest with some fly boys. 103 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,371 But that just made it extra fun, 104 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,705 'cause I got to drive us home. 105 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,407 Gloria: Joe, why is the fort 106 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,709 still in the middle of the living room? 107 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:31,211 I need it. For what? Apaches? 108 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,380 Are you being attacked? 109 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,781 Feels like it. 110 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:34,715 Take it down. 111 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,284 I've told you three times already. 112 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,451 If you don't do it now, 113 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,119 we're not going to the air show. 114 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,255 Wait, no fair! Why am I being punished? 115 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,058 Manny: Oh, I didn't expect you guys to be home. 116 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,727 Uh, we're just gonna use the pool. 117 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,895 Jay, Gloria... 118 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:48,962 Gloria? 119 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,063 This is Dr. Karen Fisk. 120 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:51,932 She's a movement teacher at my school. 121 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,401 Your son is very talented. 122 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,068 Well, it's always very nice 123 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,937 to meet one of Manny's teachers. 124 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,539 Why don't I get us something to drink 125 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,308 and maybe some delicious brownies 126 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,042 that I was about to throw away 127 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,312 because they're only for the good children! 128 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,847 Keep your brownies! 129 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,283 It's cute, that grown-up routine 130 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,619 Manny's putting on to impress his girlfriend. 131 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,120 She's not his girlfriend. 132 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:14,488 She's his teacher. 133 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:15,756 Gloria, he brought her home 134 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,391 when he thought no one would be around. 135 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,927 Manny has been bringing his teachers home 136 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,462 since he was a little kid. 137 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,832 His 9th birthday party turned into a PTA meeting. 138 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,800 Gloria, I think you're just not seeing 139 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,302 what you don't want to see. 140 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,904 Believe me, Jay, I see everything. 141 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,172 Joe: [ Groans ] 142 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,674 Claire: The dentist says your new mouth guard 143 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,309 should be there tomorrow. 144 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,578 Alex, I am sure you can make it through one night... 145 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,413 I-I don't know, 146 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:42,082 hit the materials lab and whip up some mouth flubber. 147 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,417 Oh, Claire, thank goodness. 148 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,819 There was a bit of a trucking mix-up. Mm-hmm. 149 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,322 Irving was sent to Julian and can't get to Visalia. 150 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,257 Well, send Dustin to Visalia 151 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,626 and have Irving hit Julian and Ramona. 152 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,128 Dustin can't hit Visalia and also Irvine. 153 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,997 Well, can Julia hit Irvine? 154 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,166 Not Irvine and Tustin. Fine... 155 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,168 Send Julia to Julian, Ramón to Ramona, 156 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,103 Dustin to Tustin, Irving to Irvine, 157 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,938 and I'll drive the damn truck to Visalia! 158 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,341 You? Yes, of course me, Margaret! 159 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,710 'Cause I have to handle everything anyhow! 160 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,211 If not me, who? 161 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,681 Oh, no. Mi Hu is going to Carlsbad. 162 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,451 These are your future, 163 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:21,489 And they're headed...out... 164 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,956 the window... 165 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,057 never to return. 166 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,292 You drop this, Coach? 167 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,060 [ Clears throat ] Yes. 168 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,629 [ Whispering ] [ Snickering ] 169 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,730 Oh, it must be Halloween, 170 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:30,898 because somebody's passing out snickers! 171 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:31,899 Shane? 172 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,333 Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. 173 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,735 Oh, it's okay, Shane. 174 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:35,903 I know your type. 175 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,805 Tough guy. Know it all. 176 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,006 It's like looking in a mirror. 177 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,173 That's right, Shane. 178 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,341 I was you. 179 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,411 Till a local sheriff put me in jail. 180 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:46,313 In a little program called Scared Straight, 181 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,015 which, now that I'm saying it out loud, 182 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,650 could have had a double meaning. 183 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,719 24 hours in the joint 184 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,021 with some of the most dangerous characters 185 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,023 this side of Hell. 186 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,558 Maybe, uh... 187 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,292 Maybe you'd like to meet some of them. 188 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,730 [ Shouts ] 189 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,264 [ Gruff voice ] I don't know what you're lookin' at, 190 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:07,635 'cause I don't ever remember sellin' you a lookin' license! 191 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,539 [ High-pitched voice ] Hey, it must be 5:00 a.m. 192 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,706 outside the McDonald's, 193 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,609 because the fresh meat just got delivered! 194 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,745 And the Weasel likes fresh meat! 195 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,513 [ Gruff voice ] Hey, you back off him! 196 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,415 That new boy's mine! 197 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,585 Oh...Uncle Cam... 198 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,053 "Like." [ Laptop beeps ] 199 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,521 [ Irish accent ] My friend, Billy. 200 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:28,556 Billy Club. 201 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:31,024 Ay, Cam... Whack! 202 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,059 "Like." [ Cellphone beeps ] 203 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,565 Margaret: Do you even know how to drive a truck? 204 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,732 No, Margaret, I don't... 205 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,400 but unlike the rest of the world, 206 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:42,603 sometimes I just figure things out on my own. 207 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:43,937 [ Engine starts ] 208 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:47,074 Backing up... 209 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,642 Back -- 210 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,278 Shut up, Margaret. 211 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,914 Survival vlog, entry one. 212 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,450 After a five-mile hike and ride down some rapids, 213 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,318 I've decided to make my camp here. 214 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,920 The rapids were treacherous. 215 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,154 I took on water 216 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,624 and quickly realized my only chance for survival 217 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,893 was to push my companion overboard -- 218 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,961 my constant companion... 219 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,329 fear. 220 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,298 Please stay out of my blind spot. 221 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,432 Merging. 222 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,001 Merging! 223 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,435 [ Car horn honks ] Sorry! 224 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,637 Phil: Here's the thing. 225 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,671 In the wild, 226 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:18,972 you either shrink from the challenge, 227 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,674 or you realize that confidence is half the battle 228 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,810 and you become the master of your environment. 229 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,112 Okay... 230 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,413 All right. 231 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,515 Thank you, thank you. 232 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:28,849 Thank you. 233 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,518 This isn't so bad. 234 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:31,785 Yeah. 235 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,420 [ Truck horn honks ] That's right, Prius... 236 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,454 move it. 237 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,023 Phil: Yep. 238 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,125 Sometimes it's just a matter of thrusting your chest out, 239 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,927 staking your claim... 240 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,294 and letting nature know 241 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,164 there's a new sheriff in town. 242 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,266 [ Flare gun fires ] 243 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:52,205 [ Birds cawing ] 244 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,107 This chorizo, these plantains, 245 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,375 it's all so delicious. 246 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,545 When did you develop a taste for Colombian? 247 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,479 It's called bandeja paisa. 248 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,881 Oh, talented, smart, 249 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,516 and speaks Spanish. [ Chuckles ] 250 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,285 Oh, please. 251 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,721 Everybody wants to touch those cheeks. 252 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,790 He looks like one of those babies 253 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,824 that blow a cloud 254 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,660 across the ceiling of a church. 255 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:15,629 So, tell us, Dr. Karen, what do you teach? 256 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,131 Well, the best way would be to show you. 257 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,400 Why don't we find our legs? Fun. 258 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,836 Now stand beside me and follow along. Mm-hmm. 259 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:27,575 Imagine you're carrying two pails of water. 260 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,009 Uh-huh. Deep breath. 261 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,243 [ Breathes deeply ] No, no, no. 262 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,511 Your chest shouldn't be lifting. 263 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:32,880 Come place your hands on my neck. 264 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,885 Do you feel how still and open my breathing is? 265 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,386 Oh, a little sensitive there. 266 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,154 Yeah, you have a little bite there. 267 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,856 Oh, my bad. Karen: [ Laughs ] 268 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,858 [ Chokes ] Okay, that's a little tight. 269 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:47,494 But I can see where Manny gets his soft hands from! 270 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,263 Oh, that's very, very eye-opening. Manny: Mom. Mom. 271 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,733 Uh, let's check on the dessert in the kitchen. 272 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,169 What kind of schools 273 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,371 allow a teacher to date a student? 274 00:08:58,405 --> 00:08:59,773 I'm guessing any art school. 275 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,375 He can't date a 30-year-old. 276 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:04,077 Manny's still a child. 277 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,446 Manny wasn't a child when I met him. 278 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,948 Look, there was a 10-year period 279 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,783 where there was at least one empty chair 280 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,218 at my house every Thanksgiving 281 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,552 because I had a lot to say 282 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,387 about who Mitchell and Claire were dating. 283 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:18,058 So learn from my one and only parental mistake. 284 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,428 Uh, maybe Karen and I should head out. 285 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,597 I'm sensing some tension. No, no, no. 286 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,865 This is your house, 287 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,567 and you're supposed to be comfortable here. 288 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,536 So, just hang out. 289 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,938 Have more wine. 290 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,940 And don't worry about driving. 291 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,808 You can spend the night here tonight. 292 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,143 Are you sure, Mom? 293 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,377 Yeah, I'm sure. 294 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,346 I'll go get some more wine. 295 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,315 Any tips on how she moves? 296 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,951 I've never seen anything like it. 297 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:44,985 Right? 298 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,287 Hello, Shane. 299 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,822 Acting Vice Principal Tucker. 300 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:51,158 I know you think you're pretty cute right now, 301 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,760 but before this day is done, 302 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,128 I will get you to admit you sent out that video. 303 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,329 I did send out that video. 304 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,931 I knew you'd crack. 305 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,767 Look, uh... 306 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,801 I'm sorry. 307 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,670 I just really need these kids to accept me. 308 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,771 No, Shane, you don't. 309 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:04,938 Because they're popular, 310 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,674 you think you need their approval. 311 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,575 [ Sighs ] 312 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,810 I'm a cop. 313 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,311 Oh, are you, now? 314 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,445 There's concern 315 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,414 about some drug traffic at this school. 316 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,583 I am here, undercover, to shut it down. 317 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,420 [ Mockingly ] Okay, yeah. 318 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,189 Okay, well, I kind of always knew you were police. 319 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,523 Well, sure. 320 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,125 You're law enforcement, too. 321 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,259 We know our own. 322 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,695 Cop eyes. 323 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,529 Cop eyes. 324 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,597 Okay. 325 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,865 So what's the play? 326 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,834 There's this new designer drug called Dexomorphone. 327 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,703 Mm-hmm. Kids are calling them "Dum-Dums." 328 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,871 So there's this big deal going down tonight 329 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,773 on the north campus during the basketball game. 330 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,208 And you want my help with the bust. 331 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,442 Yes. 332 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,444 By being nowhere near there. 333 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,879 I don't want to spook these dealers. 334 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:46,814 Copy that. 335 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,215 But in case you need backup, 336 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,050 I should be near north campus. 337 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,219 Or nowhere near there. 338 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,888 Or there... 339 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,725 but slouched down in my car so no one sees me. 340 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,126 Or at your house. 341 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,128 Right. 342 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,529 Okay. 343 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,731 Cop eyes. 344 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,034 Okay. Okay. 345 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,335 Are we gonna go outside? 346 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,402 Yes, we are. 347 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,538 Careful. 348 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,572 How many times have I told you 349 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:13,540 not to leave this here? 350 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:14,674 Someone's gonna trip on it. 351 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,643 There's a lot going on with me right now. 352 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,577 My body's changing. 353 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,912 Okay. You always use that. 354 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,248 Hey, today, you're gonna learn about responsibility. 355 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:24,051 Today, you are gonna take care of a baby. 356 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,553 [ Baby coos ] Do you want a toy? 357 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,588 Little tough love. 358 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,891 Long overdo, if you ask me. 359 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,559 But it's gonna be good for you, sweetie. 360 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,862 [ Baby crying ] He's crying. 361 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,329 Well, that's what babies do. 362 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:40,667 You just got to pick it up, and you got to soothe it. 363 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,269 All right, then. 364 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,337 Okay. It's okay. 365 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,773 It worked. Good. 366 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,041 Just keep it up for the rest of the afternoon. 367 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,043 Wait! I don't know what I'm supposed to do! 368 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,912 Well, welcome to being a parent. 369 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,380 [ Camera beeps ] 370 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,949 Survival vlog number two. 371 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,051 Um...I descended into the water 372 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,120 attempting to retrieve my gear. 373 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,789 I encountered slippery rocks... 374 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:02,890 [ Insect buzzing ] 375 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,192 ...a cold, brisk current, 376 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,227 and although I have no photographic evidence of it, 377 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,396 a sea serpent. 378 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,900 My ensuing thrashing stunned a passing trout. 379 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:17,037 I then foraged some wild blueberries and honey 380 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,107 from what turned out to be a not -- [ Chuckles ] -- 381 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,543 altogether abandoned hive. 382 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,646 Just goes to show you... 383 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,149 I don't need all that fancy equipment. 384 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,119 Phil Dunphy can survive in the wild, even -- 385 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,088 [ Animal roaring in distance ] 386 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,391 Ha! Ha! 387 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,593 That sounded big, didn't it? 388 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,296 Good thing I smell like berries, honey, and raw fish, 389 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,564 so I'm basically all three courses 390 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,833 of a bear's favorite meal! 391 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:49,536 [ Bear growling in distance ] 392 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,674 [ Horn honks ] [ Chuckles ] That's right. 393 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:55,809 Watch them scatter. [ Ringing ] 394 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,811 Phil: Hello? Oh, hi, honey! 395 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,312 I've been out of cell range for most of the day. 396 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,814 I just wanted to check in, see how you're doing. 397 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,851 Oh. Great, great. 398 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,618 The air, the, uh -- the trees... 399 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,188 Moss only grows on the north side of trees, right? 400 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,091 I feel like I might be walking in circles. 401 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,693 Is there something called, uh, fool's moss? 402 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:14,862 I don't know. 403 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,329 You sound out of breath. Is everything okay? 404 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,932 No, Claire, I'm worried that a bear 405 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,801 or even a family of bears is hunting me. 406 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,203 Of course I'm okay. 407 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,704 I've only been out here for a couple hours. 408 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,773 Uh, uh, what kind of man do you think I am? 409 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,209 Well, it sounds like we're both having an adventure. 410 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,611 I just got on a scale, and guess how much I weigh. 411 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,013 5 tons! 412 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,481 Yeah, well, we all put on a few 413 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,648 around the holidays. 414 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,784 Mwah! Let me call you back a little later. 415 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,053 Meanwhile, uh, I am sending you a pic 416 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,990 of me enjoying nature at my last known location 417 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,292 in my very identifiable red Gore-Tex jacket. 418 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,327 Anyhoo, leave a check out for the gardener, 419 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,828 and you gave my life meaning. 420 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:49,963 [ Can rattling ] 421 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,865 [ Baby giggling ] 422 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,666 You're a giggly one, aren't ya? 423 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,968 Oh, I miss that sound. 424 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,336 [ Ringtone plays ] Hi. Can I look? 425 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,571 Hey, Lily, how's it going? 426 00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,639 I'm trying my best, 427 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,008 but I don't really know what I'm doing. 428 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,642 Well, better to make your mistakes on this one. 429 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,710 You know? [ Chime dings ] 430 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,645 Oh, hold on one second. 431 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,247 Oh, someone's sending me a video of daddy. 432 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,315 Cameron: [ High-pitched voice ] Hey! 433 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,350 No, not the Weasel. Okay. 434 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,252 Honey, I got to call you back, all right? Wait! 435 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,054 God, he must be so humiliated. 436 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,655 You know he's a doll. 437 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,090 Thank you. Thank you. That's sweet. 438 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,091 Thank you. 439 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,392 [ Horn honks ] Cameron: Mitchell. 440 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,760 Cam. Hey, hey, hey! 441 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,862 I saw that video that's going around. 442 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,998 I am so sorry. Oh, doesn't bother me. 443 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,033 Good! 444 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,234 Good, 'cause it shouldn't, you know? 445 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,568 You're just trying to make a difference. 446 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,769 If those kids don't appreciate that, 447 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:30,904 that is their loss. 448 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,239 Yeah. And... Mm-hmm. 449 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,575 ...it's part of a big sting operation. What? 450 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,945 So, I shouldn't be telling you this, 451 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,413 but Shane, the guy who shot the video, 452 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,750 is actually an undercover cop. 453 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,218 Oh. Yeah, and he did the video 454 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,920 to sort of, like, humiliate me 455 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,355 to get some street cred. 456 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,891 And there's a big drug deal going on tonight, 457 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,693 but he wants me to steer clear. 458 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,727 Is anyone else aware of 459 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,529 Shane's "21 Jump Street" double life? 460 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,798 Well, he's not gonna broadcast it 461 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,300 out loud for everyone. 462 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,936 But you did get some paperwork or identification? 463 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,237 Okay. You know what? 464 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,738 I think it's hilarious that 465 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,941 the person you don't trust is a hero, 466 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,943 who's helping fight the Dexomorphone problem 467 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,111 that's plaguing -- I'm sorry. What? 468 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,980 The street name is "Dum-Dums," 469 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,615 and Shane says there's literally Dum-Dums everywhere. 470 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,285 Okay. So, Shane -- 471 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,421 not a 16-year-old drug dealer who enjoys humiliating you -- 472 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,090 but a baby-faced police officer, 473 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,624 has deputized you, 474 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:25,658 and your first assignment 475 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,294 is to stay as far away as possible 476 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,563 from a huge "Dum-Dum" deal that's about to go down? 477 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,598 Cam, I mean, come -- 478 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,133 I love how trusting you are, 479 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,767 but when you start missing things 480 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,803 that are that obvious, then, well, you know, 481 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,638 I don't have to say anything more. 482 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,308 You know, I can finish up here 483 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,409 if you want to go upstairs. 484 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,179 Nah, nah, I'm fine. 485 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,981 You know, um... 486 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,683 Mom really surprised me before. 487 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,851 This is the first time 488 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,686 she's treating me like an adult. 489 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,022 And Karen's great. 490 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,357 I mean, It's nice to be with a mature woman, 491 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,658 someone with experience. 492 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,960 So you two haven't slept together, huh? 493 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,831 She suggested we come here. 494 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,533 I said fine. 495 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,169 You don't know how relieved I was you guys were home. 496 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,703 But then Mom was so cool with it. 497 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,372 I mean, where's the crazy Colombian 498 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,440 the one time I need her? 499 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,807 This is dry. 500 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:18,978 But you like Karen, right? 501 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,881 A lot, but, I mean... 502 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,483 bad enough she's older than I am, 503 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,884 she's also a movement professor. 504 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:25,985 I swear to God, before today, 505 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,220 I'd never heard those two words together. 506 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,421 Now it's all I hear. 507 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,724 Look... 508 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,494 it's normal to be nervous. 509 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,129 Don't do anything you're not ready for. 510 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,831 Talk to her about what you're feeling. 511 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,668 You'll be surprised how much easier things get 512 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,704 after one honest conversation. 513 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,674 Thanks, Jay. 514 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,843 One down, one to go. 515 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,979 Joe?! You ready to talk? 516 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,048 Joe: For oatmeal raisin? 517 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,384 Don't waste my time. 518 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,152 Is this stuff any good? 519 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,420 It better be. 520 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,055 I laid out half my bar mitzvah bonds to get it. 521 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,191 Sick movie of Coach Tucker, by the way. 522 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,158 [ Laughter ] 523 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,926 Glad you enjoyed the film, boys. 524 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,228 Now you can be in one of your own! 525 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,396 What the hell are you doing?! 526 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,597 My job. 527 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,532 I guess I really am a vice principal. 528 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,833 A Miami vice principal -- 529 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,069 No, I guess it doesn't really need the "Miami," does it. 530 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,270 I can't believe this. 531 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,071 You're busted. 532 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,206 What do we got here? 533 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,374 Oh, let me guess -- your -- your drug money, 534 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,609 walkie-talkie. 535 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,710 What's this? 536 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:24,744 A badge. 537 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,413 [ Siren wails, police radio chatter ] 538 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,547 Wow. 539 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,048 Mitchell's really gonna owe you an apology. 540 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,117 Mm. 541 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,221 [ Horn honks to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut" ] 542 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,888 [ Horn honks in distance ] 543 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,191 Drive strong, brother. 544 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,059 [ Chuckles ] 545 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,362 [ Beeps, ringing ] 546 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,563 Phil: Hey, Claire. 547 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,232 Hi, honey. How's it going? 548 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,634 Just sitting here by a perfect mountain stream. 549 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,770 Nothing beats the raw beauty of the great outdoors. 550 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,239 How's everything going there? 551 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,973 Couldn't be better. 552 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,242 I'm on my way home now, 553 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,743 but we were down a driver, 554 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,778 so I got to drive a truck today, 555 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,147 and I'm loving it. 556 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,582 Makes me feel like a real man. 557 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,750 Yeah? 558 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,285 What's that feel like? 559 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,486 Something going on with you? 560 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:13,760 Honey, I haven't been, uh, totally honest with you. 561 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,629 I didn't quit Woosnam, Keneally & Dunphy. 562 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,299 They -- They asked me to leave. 563 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,601 Oh, honey. What happened? 564 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,303 Well, you know, 565 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,238 those guys have always been super aggressive, 566 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,306 and they didn't feel like 567 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,674 I have the same killer instinct 568 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:32,245 that -- that they do. 569 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,813 Maybe they're right. 570 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,916 Is that what this whole crazy camping thing is about? 571 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,318 Proving how tough you are? 572 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,519 Maybe, a little, 573 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,121 especially since I'll be going out on my own. 574 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,824 Phil, this is a huge thing you've been going through. 575 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,859 Why didn't you say something? 576 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,128 Well, you've had such a busy week. 577 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,331 I don't want to be another fire you had to put out. 578 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,166 Okay, listen to me. 579 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,703 Remember how terrified I was when I took over for my dad? 580 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,439 The night before my first day in the big office, 581 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,174 I was up, heart pounding, 582 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,876 pacing a hole in the living-room floor. 583 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,346 And suddenly, you were there. 584 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,481 You just put your arms around me, 585 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,849 and it made me realize 586 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,551 I'm not going through this alone. 587 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,020 [ Knock on door ] 588 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,622 So forget your idiot partners 589 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,724 and whatever it is you're trying to prove 590 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,359 with this stupid camping trip. 591 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,695 You're great at what you do, and also... 592 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,332 What? 593 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,799 How -- How -- 594 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,867 I'm gonna hang up now. 595 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,336 I love you. Goodbye. 596 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,737 [ Cellphone beeps ] 597 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,240 You didn't sound so good on the phone. 598 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,541 I called the hotel, 599 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,876 and they said you checked in early. 600 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,645 Honey, I know I like to complain 601 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,214 about people coming to me to solve their problems, 602 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,850 but don't you dare not come to me with yours. 603 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,252 By the way, if you don't want people 604 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,186 to come to you to solve their problems all the time, 605 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,388 maybe don't be so good at it. 606 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,389 [ Chuckles ] 607 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,491 Mm. Mm. 608 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,361 Mm. Well... 609 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,163 Now that you're so into the wild... 610 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,500 I like where this is going. 611 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,501 Rawr! 612 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,236 Don't...do that, please. 613 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:07,907 You okay? 614 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,542 [ Sighs ] 615 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,544 Joe is sleeping in a fort downstairs, 616 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:15,282 and Manny's upstairs sleeping with a doctor. 617 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,750 I don't know what the rules are anymore. No one does, 618 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:18,718 but for what it's worth, 619 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,052 I think you made the right call. 620 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,789 I am at least winning one of these fights. 621 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,191 Storming the fort? 622 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,294 I'm gonna go and drag him out of there 623 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,961 and put him in his bed. 624 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,697 I'm still bigger than Joe, 625 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,932 even though that Manny's, like... 626 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,035 Trust me. 627 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,439 The little boy in Manny isn't gone yet. 628 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:51,651 ** 629 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,723 Finally! Where have you been? 630 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,957 I have been out walking Cal. 631 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,326 And guess who's right behind me. 632 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,427 Actually, I've been the one who -- 633 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,061 Who will be going to Disneyland 634 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,630 if she plays her cards right. 635 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,164 Now where's my little angel? 636 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,800 Oh, hey, tell me about your rubdown, huh? 637 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:08,768 Oh! Oh. Oh, boy. 638 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,603 Oh, I can get it. 639 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,138 Now I'm so free and loose, 640 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,173 I can pick up anything, move around. 641 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,975 Yep, I'm like an owl. 642 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,810 Aww, there's my little angel! 643 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,312 Mm-hmm. You know what? 644 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,447 Thanks for this. No problem. 645 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,648 Let me treat you to a bite. Oh. 646 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,750 Come on. Lily, we'll be right back. 647 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,718 How was he? So quiet, so easy.