1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,238 [ Phone clicks ] 2 00:00:04,272 --> 00:00:05,706 Explain yourself. 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,808 I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts. 4 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,577 Ew! Hear me out. 5 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,745 Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought 6 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,214 and asked me to sell them online? 7 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,216 Right after I listed them... [ Laptop beeps ] 8 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,317 ...I got a message asking 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,751 if they'd been worn and sweat in. 10 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,220 Before I could lie and say no... 11 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:20,988 [ Laptop beeps ] ...I got another message. 12 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,057 "Can I see your feet?" 13 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,359 Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks 14 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,360 on the Internet. 15 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,162 Oh, my God, did you write this? 16 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,064 "My little piggies got so sweaty." 17 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,665 Sexy, right? No. 18 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:32,900 No, it's gross! 19 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:35,369 That pair of sneakers went for over $200. 20 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,838 I have more in my closet. 21 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:38,939 That was three weeks ago, 22 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,741 and we have made a ton of money since. 23 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,144 All I have to do is wear a different shoe every day. 24 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:45,579 [ Inhales deeply ] 25 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,348 Hitting all of the right notes... 26 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,582 Ship it. 27 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:51,585 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 28 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:54,588 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 29 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:57,591 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 30 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,428 ** 31 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,297 [ Award-ceremony music playing ] Man: Les finalistes 32 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:07,968 pour L'Expo Internationale du Closet sont... 33 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,971 Kabinett Konig, Berlin. 34 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,373 Pritchett's Closets -- 35 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,774 Hah! Yes! 36 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,809 Aah! Yes, yes, yes! 37 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,278 Yes! 38 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,979 Luke: You guys are so gross! 39 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,216 For the first time in company history, 40 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,451 we are going to 41 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:26,053 the Expo Internationale du Closet! 42 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:26,820 [ Chuckles ] 43 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:27,955 Man: ...Berlin. 44 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,056 Pritchett's Closets. 45 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,058 Son of a bitch, we did it! 46 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,126 We did it! 47 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,261 Manny, I appreciate 48 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,129 you coming from college for this moment. 49 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,063 Yeah... 50 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,065 Something like this only happens 51 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,967 once in a wee-- year -- lifetime? 52 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,135 If that! 53 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:43,070 I'm accustomed to certain creature comforts 54 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,605 that are hard to come by at school, 55 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:48,075 so I've been stopping home to...borrow things. 56 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,010 You know, I may have to go shopping. 57 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,580 I'm kind of between tuxedos, size-wise, right now. 58 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,649 Oh, so this is a... big deal? It is. 59 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:58,186 But, uh, don't feel you have to live up to this. 60 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,421 because that kind of pressure can kill a kid. 61 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,489 [ Telephone ringing ] 62 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,756 That's probably Claire calling me. 63 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,792 These will be rolling in all day, you know. 64 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,093 Hello? 65 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,695 [ Fax-machine beeping ] 66 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,129 Who still uses fax machines? 67 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,364 You know what? 68 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,132 People are gonna want to see me at the office. 69 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,468 I'll just play nine holes and head in early, huh? 70 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,036 See you, kid! See you. 71 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,172 My new real-estate company 72 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:19,840 is this close to its first sale. 73 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,041 A sale we really need! 74 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,277 Not just to prove my old partners wrong, 75 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,612 but also to pay the bills. 76 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,946 Unfortunately, 77 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,948 my client has developed a case of cold feet. 78 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,718 Phil, this house is everything I have wanted. 79 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:31,652 Great! 80 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,187 Should we write up an offer? 81 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:37,057 But, I am feeling a hostile energy. 82 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,459 I can assure you -- 83 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,960 this house is filled with nothing but happy memories. 84 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,530 If these walls could talk -- They can. 85 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,332 And they are. 86 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:45,833 Personally, I don't believe in 87 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,535 any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. 88 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,970 As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening 89 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,805 has a perfectly reasonable explanation. 90 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,708 Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, 91 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,245 is really just two mirrors and a tiny... 92 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,146 Nice try. 93 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,914 When Phil told me about this house, 94 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:01,915 I offered to help. 95 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,817 Now that Manny's away at college 96 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,486 and Joe goes to kindergarten, 97 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,655 I have time for one of my old hobbies -- 98 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,391 confronting the devil in all his forms. 99 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,992 I have everything I need -- 100 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:15,663 sage, a spoon from the Vatican cafeteria, 101 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,097 my maracas -- 102 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,031 Oh, here she is! 103 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:19,500 Mrs. Graham, looking well! 104 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,235 How are those peptides doing? 105 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,070 Ooh, terrific! My shaman realigned them. 106 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,705 And I got the last everything bagel, 107 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,874 so I guess we both got off to a great start today. 108 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:29,009 What say, we buy a house? 109 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,043 Oh, this is Gloria. 110 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,679 She'll be addressing your concerns. 111 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,080 Nice to meet you. 112 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,882 I instantly trust you. 113 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,684 Why is that? 114 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,686 Oh, I got it. 115 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,755 We were once cats together. 116 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,624 I joke! I'm not that crazy. 117 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:44,525 [ Laughing nervously ] 118 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,559 Now, tell me about the ghost. 119 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,428 Well, in these suburban cases, 120 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,530 it's usually a low-level haunting, 121 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,932 like a dead unpaid gardener, 122 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,567 a dead jealous boyfriend, 123 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:56,337 a dead dog who left something unfetched. 124 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,740 Okay. Here we go. 125 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,875 [ Screams ] 126 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,910 Oh, she's just taken with 127 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,278 the natural light and the flow 128 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:05,313 at this price. 129 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:06,314 It -- it still gets me every time. 130 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:07,415 Hey! 131 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,252 You did it, you bastard! 132 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:13,887 [ Applause ] Claire: Be the change 133 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,889 you want to see in the world -- 134 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,491 I got here as soon as I could! Shh! 135 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,226 Claire: In some ways, the words of Gandhi 136 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,061 are truer today than ever before. 137 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:25,165 The world is taking notice of the Aurora walk-in, 138 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:29,637 which is blurring the line between storage and sanctuary. 139 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:33,006 [ Applause ] 140 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,076 I want to take a moment to celebrate our rock, 141 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,745 our foundation, 142 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,814 someone to whom we owe a very special debt... 143 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:41,915 [ Inhales deeply ] 144 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:42,916 Josie. 145 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,918 [ Cheers and applause ] 146 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,854 Rock? Foundation? 147 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:47,855 Josie? 148 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,089 Who is that?! 149 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,758 Claire: And to thank you all 150 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,159 for your amazing accomplishments, 151 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,862 I have got an ice-cream cart coming in this afternoon! 152 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,964 [ Cheers and applause ] 153 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,031 That's right. 154 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,433 I.T. guy, I need your help. 155 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,435 Cigar ash in your keyboard again? Something bigger. 156 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,937 But, yeah, bring that little vacuum. 157 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,673 My sister Pam came to stay with us 158 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,341 for a couple weeks. A year ago. 159 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:08,542 In the unit upstairs -- 160 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,110 which we used to rent for money, 161 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,211 which we need 162 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,280 to pay for everybody in the unit downstairs. 163 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,448 We had no choice. 164 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,449 She was pregnant. 165 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,217 The father, Bo, was in jail, 166 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,387 and she happens to be my best friend. 167 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,454 Yeah, yeah, 168 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,490 like Tom and Jerry are best friends. 169 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:25,893 Pam, did you remember the oranges? 170 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,996 Say "oranges" one more time. 171 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:29,930 Oranges. 172 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,667 [ Both grunting ] 173 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,469 And then she left the door open, 174 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,670 and poor Larry got out 175 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,906 and got in a fight with a possum. Ohh. 176 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,974 Now we have to give him antibiotics every day at noon, 177 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:41,975 which he hates. 178 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:42,976 On the positive side, 179 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,478 we've both been coming home at lunch 180 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,713 because it's a two-man job, 181 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,515 as it what we've also been enjoying 182 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,049 on our little lunch break... 183 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,984 You look really cute in that suit. 184 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,854 You look really cute in those gym shorts. 185 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,155 [ Larry meows ] 186 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,725 Only eight more days of cat antibiotics. 187 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,393 Say "antibiotics" one more time. 188 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,361 Antibiotics. [ Larry meows ] 189 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,730 Okay, sweetie, 190 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,865 but Pam's Mommy and Me class is only an hour, 191 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,067 so, you know, hurry. 192 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,869 Oh, a surprise, huh? [ Knock on door ] 193 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,104 Okay. Okay, well I can't wait. [ Knocking continues ] 194 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:14,842 Yeah? 195 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,176 Afternoon. 196 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,511 Oh, my God, are you the surprise? 197 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,413 Um, I was thinking candles, or flowers on the bed -- 198 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:20,448 My name is Bo Johnson, 199 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,015 and I am here to meet my baby boy 200 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,617 and win back the love of my life, 201 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:24,885 Miss Pam Tucker. 202 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,954 Oh, my -- You're... you're B-- you are Bo. 203 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,856 Um, okay, well, Pam is not here. 204 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,791 Uh, I'm Mitchell, Cameron's husband. 205 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,092 He's talked so much about you. 206 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,260 Oh, well, 207 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,728 he did have a little thing for me 208 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,063 back in high school. Yeah. 209 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,431 I guess he's got a type. 210 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,932 Stop it! Stop it. 211 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,534 I am nothing like -- Well, if you don't mind, actually, 212 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,769 I'd like to come in? 213 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:44,237 Uh, I got to see man about a horse. 214 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,706 But we don't have -- 215 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,807 That's a classy way of saying 216 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,075 I got to make my bladder gladder. 217 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,309 Bathroom! Uh, yes... 218 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,178 Uh, end of the hall on -- on the right. Yep. 219 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,447 Oh, and the Teen Vogues are our daughter's! 220 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:56,650 We don't even know who Demi Lovato is! 221 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,285 Okay, how did Larry get out again? 222 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,387 God, it must've been your sister. 223 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,556 So, guess who is in the bathroom. 224 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,124 Oh, well, my surprise was just candles, 225 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,058 but I'm not saying no. 226 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,927 No, uh...It's Bo. 227 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,095 My Bo? No -- 228 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,063 Well, technically, he's -- he's more Pam's Bo, 229 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,398 and I am your Mitchell. 230 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,566 But yes. 231 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,901 Yeah, he's here to take Pam and the baby home! 232 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,003 I mean, how great is that? 233 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,104 Bo: Cameron Tucker! 234 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,406 Get the hell out of my house. 235 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,407 Close those arms. 236 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,609 Come on, Cam. 237 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,644 Yeah, come on, Cam. No. 238 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,346 You are not getting anywhere near my sister. 239 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:27,981 Now get out! 240 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:29,950 Hmm? 241 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,418 Let's go! Get out! 242 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,120 Uh, won't he just wait for Pam outside? 243 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,755 I mean -- Okay, you know... come back in! 244 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,124 [ Larry meows ] Great. There goes Larry again. 245 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,827 You know, I'm starting to think he's unhappy living here. 246 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:43,797 Good. Good. 247 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,633 Uh, no Velcro. 248 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,801 Our brand is a little more upscale. 249 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,269 [ Laptop beeps ] 250 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,370 Uh-oh. 251 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,440 Another buyer is tired of seeing the same feet. 252 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,508 Oh, it's my fault now? 253 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,343 What's he doing to keep things interesting? 254 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,579 Why do I care? 255 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,515 I'm surprised you were open to this. 256 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,050 I'm surprised you know how to do this. 257 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,317 Don't forget, 258 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:06,554 we have to get over to mom's work to ship shoes later. 259 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,622 Wait a second, you're using Mom's FedEx? 260 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,891 Every time she and Dad have a fancy night out, 261 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,060 she uses the hashtag "Luke's college fund." 262 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,828 So, yeah, I'm using her account. 263 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,631 [ Speaking Spanish ] 264 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:18,699 Is there something 265 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,467 you're not telling me about this house? 266 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,502 I am kind of getting a murdery vibe. 267 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,404 The only killing that's ever gonna happen in this house 268 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,173 is the one that's gonna happen when you sell the place. 269 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,507 [ Chuckles ] 270 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,643 Laughter makes the spirits hungry, Phil! 271 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,678 Spirits? 272 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:31,679 You means there's more than one? 273 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:32,746 [ Cellphone ringing ] Oh. 274 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:33,981 Hi, Gil. 275 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,816 Wait. No. Uh, Gil? 276 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,350 [ Clears throat ] Hey, Glo? 277 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,486 Um... [ Coughs ] 278 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,988 Uh, super stoked you're here. 279 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,990 If -- if I could give you one tiny note? 280 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,224 Mrs. Graham's terror level, 281 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,492 which should be going down, 282 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,260 is actually going up. Mine too. 283 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,162 Actually, I'm panicking right now! 284 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,832 I can't believe what I'm sensing right now! 285 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,769 There is like, a humming sound, vibrations, fear! 286 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,404 I'm pretty sure that's all coming off of me, 287 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,172 because I'm about to lose a sale I really need. 288 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,541 How about this? Just -- just spin it a little. 289 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,343 What are you asking me to do? 290 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,412 In real estate, there are no dumps. 291 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,714 There are fixer-uppers. 292 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,515 A small house is cozy. 293 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,017 How do we know this presence is bad? 294 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,518 What about Casper? Or the Holy Ghost? 295 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,519 People love those guys -- 296 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,854 Phil. Hey! 297 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,288 It's bad, isn't it? 298 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,424 No, it's -- it's actually really good. 299 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,693 Um, Gloria was just saying she's making real progress. 300 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:20,928 Right, Gloria? I'm sorry, 301 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,096 but there is a disturbing presence in this house 302 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,932 that I don't think that I can drive out. 303 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,433 Well, that is it for me. 304 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,735 Phil, please let me know 305 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,703 if you find something less haunted, 306 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,339 still within walking distance to my psychic. 307 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,308 We'll be right back. 308 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,476 Bo, you want some iced tea? 309 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,544 That'd be great. Thank you. 310 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,279 No, you are not giving him iced tea. 311 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,881 This is not a garden party. 312 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,783 But he did come all this way to make things right. 313 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:43,784 And you know what, Cam? 314 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:44,785 Prison changes people. 315 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:45,986 Oh, does it? Always. 316 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,888 In a good and permanent way. 317 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,256 Ohh. I mean, look at him... 318 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,058 No. Do not look at him. 319 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,425 He is a siren. 320 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,394 He draws you in with those big beautiful blue eyes, 321 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,163 and the next thing you know, you're giving him 322 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,798 your great-grandfather's Civil War bayonet 323 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,332 and he's selling it for Magic Beans. 324 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,235 It's the brand of whiskey he drinks. 325 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,905 I just -- I think he deserves a second chance. 326 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,273 Why do you suddenly care so much 327 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,675 if Pam and Bo are back together? 328 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,142 I'm a divorce lawyer, Cam. 329 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,411 I see families torn apart all the time. 330 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,514 The emotional cost is just too high. Oh. 331 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,616 The cost of everything is too high! 332 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,951 Look, Pam made her bed. 333 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,619 Now she needs to get out of it 334 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,656 so I can flip the mattress to make some money off of it. 335 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,925 Sounded more pimpy than I intended. 336 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,126 Mm. 337 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,428 Maybe Pam doesn't want to live upstairs anymore. 338 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,798 Maybe she wants to go with him to Missouri. 339 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,200 Or maybe you don't want Pam to live upstairs 340 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,968 and you want her to go home to Missouri. 341 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,103 I couldn't help but overhear, 342 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,504 since we're practically in the same room 343 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,806 and you ain't exactly whispering... 344 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,607 Can I say something on my behalf? 345 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,608 No, you may not! 346 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,043 Because if you cared about my sister, 347 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,044 you would've been here 348 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,178 the moment baby Calhoun was born! 349 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,646 I know, but when I got out of jail 350 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,981 for punching that police horse, 351 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,549 I discovered my truck had been towed. 352 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,685 I had to sell my plasma for cash. 353 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,653 He thinks of others. Very noble. 354 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,823 All I'm hearing is no car, no money, 355 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,457 compromised immune system. 356 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,458 What a great role model. 357 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,626 And yes, he could be a model, 358 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,228 but I will not be distracted 359 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,130 by those beautiful big blue eyes. 360 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,732 Cam, I get it, all right? 361 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,166 I made a lot of mistakes. 362 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,467 But like my plasma, 363 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,070 I decided to "B-positive." 364 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,405 I hitchhiked, I took odd jobs, 365 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,207 whatever I could do to get here. 366 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,876 I mean, Pam, our boy Calhoun, 367 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,310 they're my family. 368 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:21,148 Hell, you're my family. 369 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,382 Okay, I want to believe you, Bo, 370 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,483 but, yeah, I just -- 371 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,918 yeah, I've been burned too many times. 372 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,720 About that... I got something to show you. 373 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:28,956 [ Bag unzips ] 374 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:32,826 [ Gasps ] 375 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:33,927 Old Stonewall Tucker 376 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,595 would've wanted you to have this back. 377 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,830 Oh, Stonewall. 378 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,732 I'm guessing his statue's no longer in the park. 379 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,234 I thought you sold this. Welp, that was the old Bo. 380 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:44,004 The new Bo saved up and bought it back for you. 381 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,105 See? Believe me, 382 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,107 I'm trying to do the right thing. 383 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,110 Hey... Oh, Bo... 384 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,413 What the hell is he doing here?! 385 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,447 Now, Pameron, 386 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,083 Bo came back for you and baby Calhoun! 387 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,918 Yeah, just -- just give him a chance, okay? 388 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,352 Oh, my gosh. 389 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,620 Is this him? 390 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,955 Is -- is that my boy? 391 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,190 No. This is my car 392 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,691 and I have a little tiny driver. 393 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,692 Of course it's him! 394 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,894 You stay away from us, 395 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,029 Beauregard Lavern Johnson! Come on -- 396 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,097 And stop undressing me 397 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,598 with your devil blue eyes! 398 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,366 Okay, You know what? I'll -- I'll go -- 399 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,601 I'll go talk to her. 400 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,370 Oof. 401 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,638 Hey, thank you for pleading my case 402 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,240 back there with Cam. 403 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,042 I can tell, you're good lawyer. 404 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,977 And I can tell you are a good man. 405 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,378 I am team Bo all the way. 406 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,780 [ Chuckling ] All right, good. 407 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,715 'Cause I -- I might need some legal counsel. 408 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,550 See, I -- I didn't buy that bayonet back, 409 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,885 so much as I stole it. 410 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,420 Oh, dear. 411 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,056 [ Floor rattling ] 412 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,257 Jay: Excuse me, everyone! 413 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,259 As founder of this company, 414 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,962 which I built with my own sweat and tears, 415 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,396 I'd like to say a few words. 416 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,731 Before going into the future, 417 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,633 it's important we honor how we got here. 418 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,301 So I put together a little presentation. 419 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,437 Dad, we're having ice cream. 420 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,738 They can lick and watch. 421 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,473 Ponytail, lights. 422 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,011 [ Inspirational piano music plays ] 423 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,147 Jay: 1946. 424 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,283 An iron curtain was descending over Europe. 425 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:06,519 But in Youngstown, Ohio, a child is born. 426 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,756 While young Jay Pritchett was superstar athlete, 427 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,191 he was also an artist 428 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,994 who dreamed of revolutionizing an industry -- 429 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,328 closets. 430 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,264 He just couldn't let me have my day. 431 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,999 He had to make it all about him. 432 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,868 It was disgusting. 433 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:21,969 Although... 434 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,871 the scene of him playing his father 435 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,438 denying him a startup loan? 436 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,841 Surprisingly powerful. 437 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,977 Jay: While America was doing the Hustle, 438 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,145 Jay as hustling to build an empire, 439 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,347 which is why one newspaper called him 440 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,783 "the hardest working man in closets." 441 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,618 That was an ad. 442 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,220 Jay: Who would've thought the company, 443 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,621 built by that little boy, 444 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,123 would one day be the toast 445 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,692 of the international closet world? 446 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:49,196 Congratulations. We did it. 447 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,697 [ Glasses clink ] 448 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,199 Margaret's mixing some drinks. 449 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:55,835 Enjoy the afternoon. 450 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,237 -Nice! -Thank you. 451 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,872 [ Indistinct conversations ] 452 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,410 Okay, Mrs. Graham's car is on its way! 453 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,477 You have five minutes to convince her 454 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,412 that this house is fine! 455 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,646 Something's in this wall, Phil. 456 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,548 No, I am done with this nonsense! 457 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,883 I can't believe I'm hearing this 458 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,351 from a person that believes in magic! 459 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,020 I'm not the one who told you this, 460 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,587 but magic isn't actually magic. 461 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,756 That didn't come from your ear. 462 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,291 What? How? 463 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,261 You're with them. 464 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,829 There is no "them," Gloria. 465 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,365 Everybody says "What? How?" to that trick. 466 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,333 That's how magic works. 467 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,667 Things that seem supernatural 468 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,536 actually have a perfectly logical explanation. 469 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,538 This wall is warm, Phil. 470 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,240 It's radiating evil. 471 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,574 It is not radiating evil -- 472 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,043 Oh, that is warm. 473 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,044 Oh! 474 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,111 What was that? 475 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,947 Faulty wiring, Phil?! How dare you. 476 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:44,417 I would never sell a house with faulty wiring! 477 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,919 You can hear that, right? 478 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,687 [ Whispering ] You made them angry. 479 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,922 I don't believe in any of this! 480 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,557 But just in case... 481 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,193 What is this? Holy water? No. 482 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,227 Cucumber water. 483 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,429 You think this skin just happens? 484 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,397 Okay...okay. 485 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,232 The sellers are on their way home. 486 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,034 Let's just put everything back the way we found it 487 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,369 and maybe swing by a church. 488 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,337 Come on! 489 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,806 Ohh! [ Screams ] 490 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,108 [ Insects buzzing ] Oh, my God! 491 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,209 Bees! [ Screams ] 492 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,145 Oh! Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 493 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,747 Good news, Mrs. Graham, it's only bees! 494 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,483 I'll follow up with the escrow documents! 495 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,551 Congrats! Ow! 496 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,819 [ Indistinct conversations ] 497 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:20,653 Hey. 498 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,990 So, that was a fun movie, Dad. 499 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,392 Kind of made it all about you, though. 500 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,560 Nonsense. Try a Jay-tini. 501 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,761 I'm good. [ Laughs softly ] 502 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,463 Congratulations on the Expo, boss. 503 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,898 Thanks. Thanks. 504 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,566 I think that what's her name was talking to me. 505 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,235 Oh? [ Scoffs ] 506 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,837 Oh, Margaret, what are my kids doing here? 507 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,073 Oh, the kids have been using the company shipping. 508 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,109 They've been coming in for weeks. 509 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,810 I am so drunk. 510 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,778 [ Whispering ] Am I screaming? 511 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:46,946 [ Scoffs ] 512 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,350 What do you two think you're doing? 513 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,351 Oh, uh... 514 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,419 We just came to congratulate you 515 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,786 on that thing that happened. 516 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,422 Try again. Luke: Fine. 517 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,756 But there's no nice way to say this. 518 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,757 I started a company 519 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,792 selling Alex's disgusting, smelly shoes 520 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:00,960 to feet freaks. 521 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,195 Wow, that is so gross! 522 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,763 More like gutsy. 523 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,032 You got to get your hands dirty 524 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,533 to build a company from the ground up. 525 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,135 I'm proud of you, Luke. 526 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,436 Uh, hold on. 527 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,304 It was my idea to start buying thrift-store shoes. 528 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,706 I expanded the business and doubled our profits. 529 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,175 You see what Alex did? 530 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,509 She grew the business. 531 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,445 She took it to the next level. 532 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,947 She was able to achieve what Luke couldn't 533 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,482 despite years of trying. 534 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,516 It's really only been a few -- 535 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,684 You can't grow what doesn't exist! 536 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:25,952 Okay. Well, they're on their thing now. 537 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,220 Just walk away. 538 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,656 Do you know how long I've been with this company? 539 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,657 Seven presidents. 540 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,624 And four popes. 541 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,126 Yes, Dad, I saw the movie. 542 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,994 Couldn't you just let me have today? 543 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,996 Why didn't you call me? What are you talking about? 544 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,631 This morning. When you got the big news. 545 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,167 I mean, am I not a part of this anymore? 546 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,401 Is that what's going on here? 547 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,569 I didn't call you 548 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,072 because I was waiting for you to call me and say, 549 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,207 "Congratulations, you did it, honey." 550 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,341 Instead, I had to come here 551 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,009 and watch "Lawrence of A-Jay-bia." 552 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,579 How else would anybody know I even existed? What? 553 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,048 I spent my entire career trying to get in the Expo, 554 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,716 and you come in and get it done in 2 years. 555 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,051 [ Sighs ] 556 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,552 Come on, it goes without saying 557 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,654 that this company would be nothing without you. 558 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,090 No, it doesn't. Hmm? 559 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,757 Let me hear you say it. Seriously? 560 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,925 Yes. I want to hear it. 561 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,561 [ Clears throat ] 562 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,763 Dad, if it weren't for you, 563 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,366 we wouldn't be where we are today. 564 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,867 All of your hard work 565 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,570 laid the foundation for our success. 566 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,507 Now you. 567 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,008 Well, if I say it, it'll sound a little conceited. 568 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,178 No, not about you! About me! 569 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,347 It's... 570 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,781 an unbelievable accomplishment. 571 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,184 You've exceeded all my expectations, 572 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,853 which were ridiculously high to begin with. 573 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,755 The company could not be in better hands. 574 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,291 [ Exhales sharply ] 575 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,592 Thanks, Dad. 576 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,362 Okay, let's just agree 577 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,431 that your heart was in the right place 578 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,099 giving Cam back his bayonet. 579 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,368 But knowing what a decent person you are, 580 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,636 I'm sure you're planning on -- 581 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,037 [ Pounding on door ] Heather: Bo, open this door! 582 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,071 [ Pounding continues ] 583 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,240 Bo! 584 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,441 Bo -- 585 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,443 How long you expect me to wait out there in the car? 586 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,478 Oh, God, please tell me this is your cab driver. 587 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,546 I'm Heather. 588 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,314 It's like feather, but with an "h"? 589 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,382 I'm familiar with the name. 590 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,484 Uh, I'll be right out, sweetie. 591 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,886 I'm just finishing up with my client. 592 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,921 Okay, Mr. Pringle, you can expect delivery 593 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,790 of one male and one female chinchilla 594 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,758 in the next... 595 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,426 Phew. Good. She's gone. 596 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,561 [ Chuckling ] 597 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,662 Can you believe I just thought of that 598 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:16,563 on the spot? 599 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,398 Mm. [ Laughing ] 600 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,267 I'm not going down there, Cam. 601 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,101 I don't trust myself around him. 602 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,570 I see that face, I hear that voice, 603 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,804 I go all gooey. 604 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,639 You're preaching to the gay man's choir, here. 605 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,107 But you have to decide for yourself, 606 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,576 and you need to keep a clear head. 607 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,910 You know what? All right. 608 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,479 So, here's a trick that I used 609 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,680 when I was coming of age. 610 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,249 So, I had a little bit of a self-control problem, 611 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,950 and I would put a rubber band around my wrist 612 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,519 and flick it every time I got the urge 613 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,421 to...flick it. 614 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,589 Ew! 615 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,191 You used to snap one of those like crazy 616 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,792 whenever we watched "Dukes of Hazzard." 617 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,927 Yeah. I got through all seven seasons -- 618 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,995 zero incidents. 619 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,165 What are we doing? Okay. 620 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,266 Say your piece. 621 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,634 But I'll tell you right now, 622 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,269 I ain't gonna make it easy for you. 623 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,005 You sure look pretty, Pam'n'cheese. 624 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,809 Oh, Bo... 625 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:03,810 Come here. 626 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,812 Mm! 627 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,946 We did that. 628 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,448 Yeah. Yeah, we did. 629 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,982 I know I don't deserve you, 630 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,118 but if you and Cal will have me, 631 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,621 I promise to spend every day of my life 632 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,523 proving that I am worthy. 633 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,525 Oh, my God! 634 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,026 Look at this beautiful ring! 635 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,828 It's just so perfect -- 636 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,162 Who's Heather? 637 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:25,832 Oh, that's the name 638 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,534 of the jeweler I bought it from. 639 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,802 Heather's Rings and... Things. 640 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,704 Okay! Nope! Mnh-mnh! Nope! 641 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,640 No, even I can't spin this anymore. 642 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,174 All right. Bo is a disaster, okay? 643 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,843 He -- he hasn't changed one bit. 644 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,177 He is a liar, he is a thief, 645 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,313 he is a day drinker, he -- 646 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,881 He stole that ring from Heather, 647 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,150 who's waiting outside for him in case you say no. 648 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,852 Hey! You can't say any of that! 649 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,020 That's attorney-client privilege! 650 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,188 He's also an idiot. 651 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,324 Look, okay, I am not letting you and Cal 652 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,825 go anywhere near him, all right? 653 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,394 I cannot believe I got drawn in 654 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,263 by those big beautiful blue eyes again. 655 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,197 Get out of my house. 656 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,667 Well, it's not really up to you, now is it? 657 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,202 What you think, Pamburger? 658 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,204 Well, I -- 659 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:06,939 [ Rubber band thwacks ] Ow. 660 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,377 Get the hell out! 661 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,179 [ Sighs ] Fine. 662 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,514 I'm glad I left the air conditioning on 663 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,548 for Heather. 664 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:20,953 Cameron: Oh -- Mitchell: Oh -- 665 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,188 I even got -- 666 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,756 Ow! [ Exhales sharply ] 667 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,024 Thanks, Mitchell... Yeah. 668 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,026 ...for taking care of me like that. Hey, hey. 669 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,361 You have a home here 670 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,697 as long as you need it, okay? Aww, Mitchell, 671 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,231 you really are looking out for my sister. 672 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,633 And you know what, Pam? 673 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,201 As long as you're gonna be staying here for a little while, 674 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,869 you got to mind the door a little better. 675 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,970 Larry keeps getting out. 676 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,407 Say "Larry" one more time. Okay. 677 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,742 [ Whispering ] Larry. 678 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,278 [ Both grunting ] 679 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,717 Ah, your mother called you 680 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,151 about the screening of my film. Uh... 681 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,386 And she blew us off. 682 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,221 Some lame excuse about getting attacked by bees. 683 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,324 Well, what the hell? Let's start. 684 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,058 [ Inspirational piano music plays ] Jay: 19-- 685 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,927 [ Metal clatters ] What are you doing over there? 686 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,829 What are you doing up there? 687 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,665 Is that you with Lady Bird Johnson? Sure is. 688 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:09,336 I was Closet Magazine's "Movers and Groovers to Watch." 689 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,403 She did the keynote 690 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,904 and complimented my mustache. 691 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,406 Heady times. 692 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,274 What's with all that news footage? 693 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,410 Well, historical context is important. 694 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,912 Post-Watergate, people wanted transparency. 695 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,581 Hence the glass closet. 696 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,850 Now, let me explain why my shirt is off in the next shot.