1 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:05,573 Okay, Joey, you take this club, and you hit that ball. 2 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:07,741 Any questions? -Why does this say "Manny"? 3 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:10,844 Don't worry about it. They were only used once. 4 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:13,013 It was a swing and a miss for both of us. 5 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:16,484 I needed to find a way to spend more quality time with Joe. 6 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,686 I couldn't take another Saturday of hide-and-seek. 7 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,020 At this point, I've spent more time 8 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,422 in the closet than Mitchell. 9 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:22,723 [ Chuckles ] 10 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,692 Golf is a very complicated sport. 11 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,327 I don't want you to get frustrated if you don't -- 12 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,530 Holy cow! 13 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:30,764 Do you think you can do that again? 14 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:31,632 Yeah. It's easy. 15 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,867 Okay, Mr. Cocky. 16 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:36,270 You know, there is a thing called beginner's -- 17 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:37,971 What the hell? 18 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:39,607 Hey, Brady. 19 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,709 Hey, Jay, what's up? Oh, is this your grandson? 20 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,244 I can't do this again. This is my son. 21 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:46,080 Just take a look at his swing and tell me what you think. 22 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:51,485 Wow. Your mom must be some athlete. 23 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,287 Just so you know, I'm not a guy who's charmed 24 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:55,523 when the help gets familiar. 25 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,792 -- Captions by VITAC -- 26 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:01,529 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 27 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,132 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 28 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,700 ** 29 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,441 How's everybody this fine morning? 30 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,509 Welp, I'm on my third day of my New Year's Resolution 31 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,010 to not say things nobody cares about. 32 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,446 Damn it. 33 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:21,282 Oh, yay, Homeowners Association. 34 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,451 I need their approval to put a She Shed in the backyard 35 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,752 where the teeter-totter used to be. 36 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,154 I don't understand. 37 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,422 She said, "She Shed down by the seesaw." 38 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:30,057 How are you not famous? 39 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,260 Yes, bravo, but what's a She Shed? 40 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,594 Well, it's just a simple little structure 41 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,563 where I can go to be alone 42 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,431 and do yoga or meditate 43 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,500 and nobody can bother me. 44 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,734 Oh, so a glass of wine and a cigarette in the tub 45 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,270 isn't cutting it anymore? 46 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,938 I don't smoke, honey. I have a tobacco-scented candle. 47 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,607 They don't make tobacco-scented -- 48 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,676 This is more of that stuff no one cares about. 49 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,244 Congratulations, honey. 50 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,513 Don't pretend you're happy for me. 51 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:55,349 Luke and I wanted to use that space to put in a batting cage. 52 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,884 Claire wanted her She Shed. 53 00:01:56,917 --> 00:02:00,221 We were in a stalemate, so we settled the dispute like adults. 54 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,825 [ Exhales sharply ] 55 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,396 Come on, Dad. Batting cage. 56 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,897 I really need to blink, buddy. 57 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,131 You can blink when you're dead. 58 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,103 -[ Groans ] -Ah, yes! Yes! 59 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,607 All those Magic Eye posters paid off. Ah! 60 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,975 I'm gonna get myself one of those fuzzy little rugs. 61 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,445 They turned me down. What? 62 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,747 Why on Earth would they do th-- 63 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,183 I -- I'm gonna find out how to get in touch with somebody 64 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:30,884 from down at that Homeowners Association 65 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,286 and find out what the hell is going on. 66 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,521 Claire, I know you're upset, 67 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:34,822 but I don't think you should do that. 68 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,324 Well, look at that. 69 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,125 They have a meeting this afternoon. 70 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,627 I'll just go down there in person. 71 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,030 Honey, I get a lot of my referrals from the HOA. 72 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,832 We can't afford to alienate them. 73 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,034 They are the ones who are alienating people. 74 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,303 They all live on that stupid cul-de-sac. 75 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,205 They only do things for each other. 76 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:54,141 Probably swing if they weren't so aggressively unattractive. 77 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,544 You know, I find the term "She Shed" offensive. 78 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,347 Shouldn't ours just be called a shed and theirs a "He Shed"? 79 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,081 Why do you bother making resolutions? 80 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,083 This is so frustrating. 81 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,585 If it's any comfort... [ Sighs ] 82 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,720 ...you're not the only one to be stung by these people. 83 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,422 Their ridiculous parking regulation 84 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:09,623 made me give up my dream 85 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,192 of owning the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. 86 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:15,429 Dah! Fine. I will move on. 87 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,231 So does this mean we can get our batting cage? 88 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,600 Luke, too soon. 89 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,768 [ Sighs ] 90 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,473 I'm really proud of you, Mom. Letting go shows real growth. 91 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,074 I'm going to that Homeowners Association meeting, 92 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,609 and I'm getting my She Shed. 93 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:29,777 But you just told Dad -- 94 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:30,878 I let him do magic. 95 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,380 He lets me break promises. 96 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,648 We both know what we married. 97 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:37,785 You were at the course again? 98 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,253 That's every morning this week. 99 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,421 That's how you make a champion. 100 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,522 You should see Joe play. 101 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,124 It's like watching Merv Griffin interview. 102 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,159 There's a certain finesse to it. 103 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:47,428 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you training for? 104 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,662 Nothing. 105 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:51,098 Yeah, then go have a pudding cup. 106 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:54,635 These high-performance protein bars are for elite athletes. 107 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,036 Go ahead, Joey. Fuel up. 108 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,938 You have a trophy to bring back today. 109 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,172 What are you talking about? 110 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,674 There's a kiddie tournament up at the club, 111 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,175 and I signed Joe up for it. 112 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,345 Jay, you're pushing him too hard. 113 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,879 What are you talking about? Kid loves it. 114 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,648 He'll tell you himself 115 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,517 after he ices his shoulder. 116 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:12,653 Ooh, that's the stuff. 117 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,087 You know, Gloria, with the right training, 118 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,323 this kid could go all the way. 119 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,591 Me managing his golf career can be my second act. 120 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,159 You're 70. 121 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,395 Your second act was two acts ago. 122 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,897 Stop living through him. It's too much pressure. 123 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,766 Why are you making such a big deal about it? 124 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,368 It's a -- It's a kiddie golf tournament. 125 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,437 It's like a -- a playdate I don't hate being at. 126 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,504 It's a bad idea. 127 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:31,872 What if Joe wants to do something 128 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,374 that is less competitive, 129 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:36,510 like reading or papier-mâché? 130 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:39,012 Let's not break out the Manny playbook just yet. 131 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,381 Playbill would've been more cutting. 132 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,415 Why am I helping you? 133 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,216 I know you think you have the monopoly 134 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,552 on deciding what's best for Joe, 135 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,720 but I have parenting instincts, too. 136 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:49,289 I deferred to Dede every single time on Mitch and Claire, 137 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:52,292 and this time I'm going with my gut. 138 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,628 Mitch and Claire turned out to be wonderful people. 139 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:55,896 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not knocking them. 140 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,431 I love all my children equally. 141 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,433 Bup, bup, bup, bup! That's winner water. 142 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:07,107 Whoa, whoa. What's going on, Cam? 143 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,476 I was gone for 45 minutes, 144 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,077 and now our living room's a beauty salon? 145 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,979 What, do you have a pit crew or something? 146 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,348 Ooh, look at you using "pit crew" in a sentence like a boy. 147 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,183 Is this all for Lily's party? You [sighs] 148 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,185 I thought we were just gonna do pizza and a movie. 149 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,287 Okay, there are 12-year-old girls coming over here. 150 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,790 Do you remember how mean and judgmental Haley was at that age? 151 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,958 Yeah, I faked being sick that Thanksgiving. 152 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,960 I was too scared to eat corn in front of her. 153 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,562 Of course you were. 154 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,831 The only word she said to me that entire year was "ew." 155 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,133 Anyway, Lily wants to impress these older girls, 156 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,837 so I set up a full-service salon to do makeovers. 157 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,339 And you're qualified to do that because...? 158 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,741 Okay, my uncle was in the business 159 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,376 of mules appear younger for sale, 160 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,978 so I think I know a thing or two about hair and make-up. 161 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,880 Hi, hi. 162 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,916 I brought y'all some stuff for Lily's party. Oh, my God. 163 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,084 Thought you might not want to get into your own stash. 164 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,086 I know how pricy your lady creams are. 165 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,956 Okay, she's lashing out because I inherited Mama's skin. 166 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:58,726 And I got Daddy's strong flickin' finger. Don't do it! Don't! 167 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,528 Cam, you said that you were gonna keep this small. 168 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,763 See, now I feel like you didn't tell me about this 169 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,032 so that you could set it all up before I could say no. 170 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,266 Okay, that is just not true. 171 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,436 Not everyone is as calculating as you think. 172 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,771 But, hey, I know where this is coming from, 173 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,239 and it's not your fault. 174 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:13,941 Seriously? This again? 175 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,208 This sounds private. 176 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,411 If you want me to leave, forget it. 177 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:19,246 Okay, a-any time we have an argument, 178 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,114 Cam blames it on how I was brought up. 179 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,616 My therapist says 180 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,318 that it's his way of deflecting responsibility. 181 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,254 -You go to therapy? -Mm-hmm. 182 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:29,289 You mean like one of those Woody Allen movies? 183 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,658 Plenty of people go to therapy. 184 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:31,859 Not farm folk. 185 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,294 We solve our own problems, not that we had many. 186 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,530 That's right, because you had a storybook childhood. 187 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,599 I never said "storybook," although one time 188 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,034 I did come home to a family of bears eating our porridge. 189 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,870 [ Chuckles ] -Don't make us sound like hicks. 190 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,605 It was Tuna Helper. 191 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,273 But we did have our share of problems. 192 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,642 -Ah! -Problems? What problems? 193 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,844 Problems? -Uh, Mama and Daddy? 194 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,046 It's not like they had the perfect marriage. 195 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,314 Thank you. Thank you. 196 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,049 I knew there was stuff. Everybody has stuff. 197 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,651 No, there is no stuff. 198 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,920 She's just making this up to get under my radiant skin. 199 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,555 If you don't know what I'm talking about, 200 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,824 I'm not gonna tell you right before you host a big ol' party. 201 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,627 Oh, no, no. We've got time. Come on, come on. Let's hear it. 202 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,097 You don't remember that time Daddy didn't live with us for a year 203 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,999 'cause he was shacked up with that diner waitress 204 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,001 Jannie Sue Butler? -Oh [scoffs] please. 205 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,403 The only time Daddy ever left was to go to war. 206 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,406 It was 1977. What war, Cam? 207 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,575 The V-- Hmm? 208 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,678 He left us 'cause he turned 40, he got his first liver spot, 209 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:27,681 and that bimbo reminded him of the Bionic Woman -- 210 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,217 mostly on account of her fake arm. 211 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,954 Oh, did you really not know this? 212 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,388 What? 213 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:37,257 I did not realize how big that was gonna be. 214 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,892 [ Doorbell rings ] 215 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,094 Cam, hey. Y-You're okay, right? 216 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,665 Cam, I-I-I can't face these 12-year-olds by myself. 217 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:48,569 12-year-olds? I got to change my shirt. 218 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:51,772 [ Doorbell ringing rapidly ] They're already angry. 219 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,608 [ Ringing continues ] Um, okay. Uh... 220 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:56,610 What are you guys doing? 221 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,646 -Putting up our batting cage. -Oh, careful. 222 00:07:58,679 --> 00:07:59,813 It's really easy to get caught in the net. 223 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,782 Okay, well, you may want to take a beat. 224 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,284 Mom went down to the HOA meeting to fight for her shed. 225 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,187 Uh-oh. I only hope she keeps her cool and accepts their decision. 226 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,490 Yeah, based on her long history of letting things go. 227 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,059 Dad, we have a problem. 228 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,194 Maybe not, buddy. The HOA never reverses itself. 229 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,196 If they did, we'd be having this conversation 230 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,831 in the front seat of a giant hot dog. 231 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,867 I am the HOA. What? 232 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,501 I intercepted Mom's application 233 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,503 and forged a rejection letter from the board. 234 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,405 Why?! Because you told me to. 235 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,107 When did I tell you to do that?! 236 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,077 [ Groans ] 237 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,312 Ah, yes! Yes! 238 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,482 All those Magic Eye posters paid off! Ah! 239 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,150 [ Sighs ] This sucks. 240 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,418 Who knows? 241 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,888 Maybe the HOA board will reject her application. 242 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,890 Things have a way of working themselves out. 243 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,292 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 244 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,728 I think so. 245 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,530 -You gave me the signal. -What signal?! 246 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,300 That wink when you want me to secretly take care of something. 247 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:57,237 Of course I was winking. I was just in a staring contest. 248 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,940 Wait. Did you say you've done this before? 249 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,409 Do you think Alex's cello set itself on fire? 250 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,144 Oh, my God. 251 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,446 I got to get down to that meeting before your mother -- 252 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,748 [ Grunts ] 253 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,549 Untangle me quickly! 254 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,151 Wait. Was that a wink? 255 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,920 Do you not want me to untangle you? 256 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,254 D-Do you want me to untangle you slowly? 257 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,122 There's no signal! 258 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,694 Refreshing cucumber water? No? 259 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,796 Refreshing cucumber water? No? 260 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,332 Are you thirs-- -Hey, you're doing great. 261 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,434 Just don't get nervous and turn all red. 262 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,468 Do I do that? Am I doing that right now? 263 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,603 Do people notice? 264 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:30,804 [ Sighs ] 265 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,005 Okay, you're not 12. It's okay. 266 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,274 It got better. It got better. 267 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,176 -Hey, Cam. H-How you feeling? -Hi. 268 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,511 If you need some time to process that stuff about your dad, y-you sh-- 269 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,713 Oh, no. I'm fine. 270 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,782 Unlike the chlorine in Melanie's hair 271 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,651 that won't do any permanent damage. 272 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,485 -Hey! -I'm working here, sweetie. 273 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:49,156 Hi, girls. I'm Lily's cool Aunt Pam. 274 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,058 I brought lighters for everyone. 275 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,425 Please be nice. 276 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:55,696 All right. We are done. What do you think? 277 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,731 I wanted to look like Selena Gomez. 278 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,833 Oh, well, I wanted a daddy that would respect his wedding vows, 279 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:00,934 but we can't all get what we want. 280 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,003 Dream smaller. There you go. 281 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,006 Okay, okay. See, it's stuff like that 282 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,507 that makes me think that you're not okay. 283 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,542 Mitchell, it's just a joke. It's barbershop sass. 284 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,111 They love it when I go there. 285 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,881 All right, Violet, get your fancy can in the chair. 286 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,548 You're up. 287 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:19,286 Hi. So, what are we doing today? 288 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,821 I was thinking of an updo. 289 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,389 I like a high pony for you. 290 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,091 There we go. -Ow. 291 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:28,829 Oh, so, Vi, I've seen your mom at Parent Night. 292 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,131 You know what? I've never seen your dad. 293 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,399 He works late a lot. 294 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,467 Well, I hope that's true, sweetie. 295 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,635 Why wouldn't it be? 296 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,437 I don't know. Sometimes father's lie. 297 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,772 It's better for you to find out now 298 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,073 than when you're a 40-year-old man. 299 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,909 40? Okay, speaking of fathers lying. 300 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,276 Can I talk to you for a second? 301 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,112 Cam, move away, move away. -Hmm? 302 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,983 Cam -- Cam, clearly you're not okay. Okay, you know what? 303 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,352 I thought -- I thought I could tamp it down, put it in a room, 304 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,321 seal it shut just like we did Grandpa when he got rabid. 305 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,489 Okay, listen, I-I may have checked with my therapist 306 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,325 on the off chance that you would want to talk to someone. 307 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,727 No, sir. 308 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,329 If I open that door, there's no telling what we'll find. 309 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,397 You know what? I -- You know I cry inexplicably 310 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,899 when I hear "Smooth Operator." 311 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,701 I don't want to know what that's about. 312 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,402 Hey, hey, just -- just give it a shot. 313 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,238 Yeah, she's the best, and if -- 314 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,173 if it makes you uncomfortable, we can leave, all right? 315 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,508 She -- She has an opening this afternoon. 316 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,844 What if the party's still going on? 317 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,545 Your sister's here. They'll be fine. 318 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,980 Okay, truth. 319 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,815 How old were you when you first kissed a boy? 320 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,717 Hmm...a boy person? 321 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,754 I love that you're here, 322 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,422 but don't you guys have a laundry room at the school? 323 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,724 It's really humid down there, 324 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,359 and my hair is challenging enough as it is. 325 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,627 I thought you'd be going to Joe's tournament. 326 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,229 No, he doesn't need me over there. 327 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,065 I would be adding more pressure. 328 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,432 Well, you always kept a low profile 329 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,801 at my ribbon-dancing competitions. 330 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,202 I couldn't even find you in the stands. 331 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:47,307 Ah, yeah, with the ribbon and the swooshing. 332 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,878 But Joe worries me because stress can destroy a child. 333 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:54,547 Take it from Cartagena's junior regional backstroke champion. 334 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,916 You used to swim? 335 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:59,419 Like a cigarette boat fleeing to international waters. 336 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:03,256 But all that stress brought the darkness in me. 337 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:07,160 I started pulling out my hair, and...there was an incident. 338 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,595 What kind of incident? 339 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:09,997 I'm ashamed to admit it, 340 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,132 but when I lost one of the big races, 341 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,601 I might have hit one of the other swimmers 342 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,369 in the leg with a skimmer pole. 343 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,438 You Tonya Harding-ed another girl? 344 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,808 No, in Colombia, they call it the Gloria Ramirez-ing. 345 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,375 [ Sighs ] 346 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,779 Mom, just because you freaked out doesn't mean Joe will. 347 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,480 At the end of the day, 348 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,149 he's only going to remember that you weren't there. 349 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,350 I don't know. 350 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,684 I think it would mean a lot to him. 351 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,086 I know it meant a lot to me 352 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,688 when you cheered on me and my ribbon-dancing partner, Josh. 353 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,757 Uh, yeah, 'cause you guys were so great. 354 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,792 [ Laughs ] I danced alone. 355 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,431 Next order of business, 356 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:48,035 uh, Lisa would like to put in a little moat in her yard. 357 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,269 Aww, and with a drawbridge 358 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,404 from the sidewalk to the front door. 359 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,040 I've always dreamed of being a princess. 360 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:53,941 All in favor? 361 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,609 All: Aye! Eyesore. 362 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,744 Claire, did you say something? 363 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,279 I'm sorry. 364 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,281 You're just gonna rubber-stamp Princess Lisa here, 365 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,217 and I can't have a She Shed in my backyard? 366 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,452 Could you please wait your turn? 367 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,387 W-We haven't moved on to new business yet. 368 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,823 Fine. Motion to discuss new business? 369 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,993 Seconded. Recognizing Claire Dunphy. Thank you. 370 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,962 I'm not leaving here until I have my permit. 371 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,329 What are you talking about? 372 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,231 I submitted a request to build a simple structure 373 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,567 you can't even see from the street. 374 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,603 Speaking of which, why is nobody sounding the alarm 375 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,506 over Gary's avant-garde mailbox? 376 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,641 It's a penis, Gary. -Honey. 377 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,310 What? What? Oh! What are you doing here? 378 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,678 I was gonna ask you the same thing. 379 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,180 I'm so sorry to interrupt. Keep up the great work. 380 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,347 It couldn't have been easy 381 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,116 keeping that sewer gator under wraps. 382 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,985 [ Laughter ] What alligator? 383 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,452 [ Laughter ] No, that. 384 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,388 See that? That's not fair. 385 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,857 Just because I'm not part of your little cul-de-sac cult -- 386 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,493 your little cult-de-sac -- -Oh, that was a good one. 387 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,128 I think you made your point. Why don't we get going? 388 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,297 Claire, this is the first we're hearing about your She Shed. 389 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,733 Oh. Then I've got something for you right here. 390 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,168 She's got a gun! 391 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,070 It's a letter, Lisa -- 392 00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:01,008 a rejection letter on HOA stationery. 393 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,475 -Stationery? -Mm-hmm! 394 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,543 In the interest of saving trees, 395 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,879 we do all our correspondence via e-mail. 396 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,747 Come on, Claire, we don't need to sit here 397 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,216 and listen to these pillars of the community. 398 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,550 Then who sent me this letter? 399 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,220 Who knew I even wanted a She Shed? 400 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,588 Who even...cared? 401 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,695 Okay. 402 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,731 It's a straight shot, pal. 403 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,200 You got this. How are you feeling? 404 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,535 I'm nervous. 405 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,703 My son was being tested as an athlete, 406 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,940 but I was being tested as a father. 407 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,977 What I said then would help shape the man Joe would become. 408 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,645 Nerves are for losers. 409 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,547 What you're feeling is excitement 410 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,315 because for the first time in your life 411 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,417 you're doing something that actually matters. 412 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,286 These other kids -- they want you to choke 413 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,955 because you're king of the mountain, 414 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,756 and they're climbing to reach you. 415 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,125 You've got to be ready to step on their fingers. 416 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,493 That sounds mean. 417 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,661 They would do the same thing to you. 418 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,030 Now, get out there and take what is ours. 419 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,165 And have fun. 420 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,109 [ Screams ] 421 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,211 Huh. That's new. 422 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,116 She's right behind me. She knows about the letter. 423 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,150 What are we gonna do? We have to think of an excuse. 424 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,351 We don't have time! 425 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,553 [ Breathing heavily ] 426 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,490 Huh. Guess she hit a light. 427 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,025 All right. Well, let's think this through. 428 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,059 [ Door opens ] Oh. 429 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,861 Really, Phil?! You just turned and ran? 430 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:29,796 Sweetheart, I... 431 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:31,831 I -- 432 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:32,899 Don't you run again. 433 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,334 Okay. 434 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,436 I have one question. Why? 435 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,870 It's complicated. 436 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,572 How is it complicated? 437 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,841 You printed fake stationery and forged a letter 438 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,510 so you could have a stupid batting cage. 439 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,278 -It's not his fault. -Luke -- 440 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,380 -I'm gonna tell her. -[ Sighs ] 441 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,282 -He got scared. -What? 442 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,251 He thought you would like being out there alone in your shed so much 443 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,952 you'd stop wanting to spend time with him. 444 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,287 Come on. 445 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,923 He was worried maybe you'd start sleeping out there. 446 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,459 Pretty soon it's where you and your friends go to drink 447 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,128 and complain about your husbands. 448 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,762 Oh, I don't need a shed for that. 449 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,397 We -- We do it on a group text. -Huh? 450 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,099 Honey, I didn't know that's how you felt. 451 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,301 Why didn't you say something? 452 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,637 I guess I'm not comfortable being vulnerable... Oh. 453 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,439 ...except -- except with Luke. 454 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,508 The whole reason I wanted to get that shed 455 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,777 was to give myself a place to calm down 456 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,013 and spare you some of my insanity. 457 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,450 If anything, I -- I thought it would help our relationship. 458 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,352 Sweetheart. 459 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,453 He accepts your apology. 460 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,722 I got it from here, buddy. Mm. 461 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,959 We got our batting cage... sort of. 462 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,961 Ugh! 463 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,297 Hey, Mom, think we can get in there any time soon? 464 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,832 Not after the day I've had! 465 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,269 Come on, buddy. Let's try again tomorrow. 466 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,571 Come on. 467 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:46,906 Yeah! 468 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,708 Here you go. 469 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,679 What is this?! I need a putter! 470 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,847 Take it easy. You're only down by one stroke. 471 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,749 Don't remind me! [ Shouts ] 472 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,419 He's fine, everybody. He's fine. 473 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,288 Good luck, Joe. 474 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,290 Gloria? I-I guess you're here to pull Joey out of the tournament. 475 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,691 No, no. I came to cheer him on. 476 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,958 No, but I thought about what you were saying, 477 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,227 and even though you weren't right, 478 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,428 I'm gonna let you have this one. 479 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,463 You can do this, baby. 480 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,265 I'm trying to concentrate! 481 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,633 What is that all about? 482 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,768 I don't know, Gloria. You seem to make him tense. 483 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,806 [ Screams ] 484 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,375 Uh, and there's this other thing. I knew it! 485 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,943 You were in my eyeline! 486 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,079 On your fingers! -No. Wait. Joe, come here! 487 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,715 I'm going to step on your fingers! Joe, come back here! 488 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,417 -I'm the king of the mountain! -Give me the club! 489 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,651 Give me the club. 490 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,186 Give me the club! [ Grunting ] 491 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,188 Why?! 492 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,090 Not again. 493 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,791 You're gonna love hockey. 494 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,528 -Okay. -[ Scoffs ] You know what? 495 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,297 If people back home knew I was in a therapist's office, 496 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,999 it would be all over the "Rumors and Ramblins" section 497 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,001 of the Grasshopper Gazette. 498 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,870 "Liberal Left Coast Breaks Local Hero." 499 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,472 What are you typing? 500 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,706 Exactly what you just said, 501 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,007 but don't worry, it's for my therapy, not yours. 502 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,943 You know what? This is your therapy, 503 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,645 and I don't want to be here. 504 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,046 Cam, come on. You need this. 505 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,814 Just give it a shot. Come on! 506 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,151 [ Sighs ] -Hello, Mitchell. 507 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,485 [ Gently ] Hi, Dr. Green. 508 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,820 Thank you so much for making the time to see us. 509 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,656 -Okay, what's that voice? -Hmm? 510 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,392 Are you tamping down your crazy to impress your therapist... No. No. 511 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,061 ...like you do when you clean up before the housekeeper comes? 512 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,497 [ Chuckles ] I appreciate what you're saying, 513 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,900 I hear you, and I'm gonna give it some thought. 514 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,270 The hell? Can we move into this place? 515 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,571 -You must be Cameron. -Yes. 516 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,673 So nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you -- 517 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,675 Da-ba-mnh-mnh. Unh-unh. 518 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,578 Mitchell, how do you feel about how you're behaving right now? 519 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,580 I don't love it. Can I -- Can I restart? 520 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,348 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 521 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,916 A-All right. Um, you know what? 522 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,418 This -- This -- I don't want to be here. 523 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,986 This just isn't me. -[ Sighs ] 524 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,921 The art on the wall is weird. 525 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,724 The candy bowl feels like a test, uh... 526 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,059 You know what? I'm gonna have, uh, just one. 527 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:50,430 Nope. I'm gonna have all of them. 528 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,299 -[ Clears throat ] -Nope. I'm just gonna leave. 529 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,235 Cam, the first step is the hardest, but it's worth it. 530 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,171 It takes time to work through family issues. 531 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,839 Yeah, she's right. Some people spend their whole lives 532 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,275 trying to resolve these things. 533 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,011 What would I -- What would I even say to her? 534 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:08,581 That my dad left for a year with the town floozy 535 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,149 and I thought he was off being a war hero 536 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,484 and that I'm an idiot 537 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,553 and -- and that I'm never gonna forgive him? 538 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,223 I don't care that he came -- came back to us. 539 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,658 He lied to me, and he let me grow up thinking my mama 540 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,494 was the most important thing to him in the world. 541 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,063 He's a phony. 542 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,333 You know, maybe, you know, he did do the best 543 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,901 he -- he knew how, you know? 544 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:33,172 He always did make me feel safe and -- and happy. 545 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,707 [ Sobs ] 546 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,009 [ Voice breaking ] Maybe he was just trying to protect me, 547 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,479 because he did love me with all of his heart, 548 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,649 and, actually, I feel like I know him, 549 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,953 like, even better now and love him even more. 550 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,955 [ Gasps ] I am the person I am 551 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,524 because of all my experiences. 552 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,927 And I like me. 553 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:58,698 And I have a daddy to thank for that. 554 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,867 Whew. Ooh! 555 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,102 Hey! That felt great. 556 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,305 Oh, my gosh. I feel healed. 557 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,206 Yeah, well, it's a good start, but therapy really is a -- 558 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,109 No, no, no, no, no, no. That was extraordinary. 559 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,812 I have never seen anything like that. 560 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,381 He doesn't need me. 561 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,148 Here. 562 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,751 Have a hard candy and a good life. 563 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:22,121 Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's done? No, no. 564 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,791 Okay, I have -- I have been coming here for 10 years, 565 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,959 and I am just barely scratching the surface. 566 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,628 You call him extraordinary. 567 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,331 Meanwhile, I've been pouring out my soul to you every week, 568 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:34,701 and I get -- boop -- nothing. 569 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,370 Mitchell, I did clear out the full hour. 570 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,639 If you'd like to -- 571 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:40,607 [ Gently ] That would be great, Doctor. Thank you so much. 572 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,774 I would love that. -Mm-hmm. 573 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,677 Cam, I will see you at home. Okay, okay. 574 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,079 -You chose the right one. -I'm waiting! 575 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,319 You sure do know how to hide, buddy. 576 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,220 I'm looking everywhere. 577 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,088 [ Golf game plays on television ] 578 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:59,225 Nope. Not under the pool table. 579 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,061 Where, oh where, could you be? 580 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,096 Manny, I am very busy. 581 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,932 Can't this wait? -I've waited 10 years. 582 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,768 This is happening. Sit. -Hey, I'm watching something. 583 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,202 Yes, you are! [ Clears throat ] 584 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,772 Presenting "Rhapsody in Ribbon." 585 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,976 You're it. I'm hiding. 586 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:22,415 Joe: One, two, three, 587 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,652 four, five, six...