1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,138 Good morning, gentlemen. Hi. 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:05,206 Max, how'd you sleep? 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,808 Oh, I love crashing here! 4 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,243 This is just like college -- 5 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:12,246 staying up too late, passing out on the couch, 6 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,082 mean Asian chick down the hall. 7 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,549 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] Where is Lily? 8 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,318 I don't know. S-School, maybe? 9 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,352 I'm right here. 10 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,221 Oh. Oh. 11 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:22,656 We met Max in Amsterdam on what we thought 12 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,659 was a tour of pottery cafes, so... 13 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:26,860 I don't remember much about it, 14 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:27,995 but I do remember thinking 15 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,164 he was the funniest person I've ever met. 16 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:32,266 And we told him if he ever came into town, 17 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,534 that he had to stay with us. 18 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,669 And I-I-I'm so glad he said yes 19 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,571 because I remember being really, uh, paranoid 20 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,140 that he didn't like me. 21 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,875 You two, get out of here. 22 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:43,277 I'm gonna whip us up some breakfast. 23 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,778 Oh! 24 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,013 Oof. 25 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,916 Whoo! My head feels like the Hindenburg. 26 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:51,619 [ Laughter ] Oh, come on! 27 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,222 [ Whispering ] I feel like he was funnier in Europe. Yeah. 28 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,756 [ Gasps ] 29 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,225 Mitchell! Look! 30 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:59,093 Our crazy-expensive bottle of wine? 31 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,695 I -- uh, we were saving this for the perfect occasion. 32 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:05,433 Okay, well, he must've drank it after we went to bed. Who does that? 33 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:08,802 Just drinks somebody's most expensive bottle of wine without asking? 34 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,571 Okay, it's a hate crime. How is it a hate crime? 35 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:11,939 Because I hate him. 36 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,475 [ Sighs ] I ca-- I can't believe it's almost gone. 37 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,910 Look, you know, I've only ever considered opening that twice -- 38 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,146 once early on election night 39 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,047 and then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture. 40 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,415 I know. It's been a rough year. 41 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:22,450 Max: Breakfast! 42 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,517 Okay. 43 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,420 No, no. 44 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,455 Is that our caviar? 45 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,056 Yeah! Lucky I found it. 46 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,624 It was hiding in the back of the fridge. 47 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,160 For a special occasion. 48 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,161 Something wrong? 49 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:34,262 Yeah...yeah. 50 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,497 Uh, first you open up our $400 bottle of wine, 51 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,932 now it's our $200 tin of caviar. 52 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,634 We were saving those. For what? 53 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,236 A celebration, like -- 54 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,737 What about when "Moonlight" won the Oscar? 55 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,739 Okay, it was a big moment for the community, yes -- 56 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:48,676 Okay, you know what? Look. I'm gonna go, okay? 57 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:52,079 But, guys, don't defer enjoyment, 58 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,582 'cause you never know when you're gonna bite it. 59 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,751 I say, make every night special. 60 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,120 Okay, well, that's a -- that's a fun philosophy, 61 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:01,489 but not everyone can follow that, okay? 62 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,257 'Cause -- 'Cause we have responsibilities. 63 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,658 We have -- We have budgets. 64 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,360 We have a daughter, you know. 65 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:07,495 Where is our daughter? 66 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,297 I don't know. Backyard, maybe? Maybe. 67 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:13,033 -- Captions by VITAC -- 68 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:22,042 ** 69 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,344 Earl Chambers, 70 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:26,480 my former business partner-turned dumbass nemesis, 71 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,516 bought the old horizontal wardrobe. 72 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:31,185 For you closet non-pros, that means he died. 73 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:35,289 Then last week, I received this urn and this note. 74 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,325 "You know what to do with my ashes. 75 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,460 Follow the path." 76 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,562 What the hell does that mean? 77 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,298 You think you can drive me nuts, but you can't. 78 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,800 He can't actually hear you unless you open the lid. 79 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:47,801 I still can't figure out 80 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,036 the meaning of "Follow the path!" 81 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,504 I'm gonna need you to call Shirl 82 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,640 and find out why her father's been torturing me. 83 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,475 You call her! That's not an option. 84 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,810 She's a greasy slimebucket, just like her father, 85 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,379 and for some reason, she doesn't like me. 86 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,848 Hmm...I'll see what I can do. 87 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,590 Oh... 88 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,659 Hey, Manny! What's up? 89 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,093 I'm not here! Everything's fine! 90 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,596 Super-dupes. Okay, I'll -- I'll -- I'll talk. 91 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,499 Luke and I went to a sketchy neighborhood for tacos last night, 92 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,668 and he disappeared, and I haven't seen him since. 93 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,336 What? Where did you see him last? 94 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,537 He went off with this girl. 95 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:24,672 With a girl? Yeah. 96 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,740 [ Laughs ] Manny. 97 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,942 Let me tell you a little something about Dunphy men. 98 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,744 When we come into contact with a lady, 99 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,513 we leave her with a burning sensation. 100 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,914 Let me try that again. 101 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,884 Um...when a Dunphy man sees a sexy skirt, 102 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,118 he's just gotta get in it. 103 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,420 No! I get the point. 104 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,188 Look, I'm just glad you came to me... 105 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,690 I didn't. You caught me here. 106 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,125 ...'cause I don't want Claire freaking out about this. [ Sighs ] 107 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,395 Luke's phone is going straight to voicemail. 108 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,298 Someone's got a sock on the digital doorknob. 109 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,533 I really think you should be a little worried about this. 110 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,734 Worried?! 111 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,303 Let me tell you something about Dunphy men. 112 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,871 Phil, this was a pretty rough neighborhood. 113 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:58,739 Tell you what, 114 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,107 if it makes you feel better, 115 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,709 we'll go down there and look around for him. 116 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,312 We're gonna need backup -- serious backup. 117 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,246 [ Traffic passing by ] 118 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,881 Okay, be cool. 119 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,450 I used to live in this neighborhood. 120 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,919 If you act tough, nobody will mess with you. 121 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,288 Man: Hey! 122 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:16,990 Would you like to try 123 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,226 a cruelty-free alkaline-water snow cone? 124 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,794 What? Free sample. 125 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,430 You can get a larger one down at our stand. 126 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,597 We also refurbish tubas. 127 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,098 No, thank you. 128 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,934 What happened to my neighborhood? 129 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,669 Have the best day. 130 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,740 White people with beards -- they ruined everything. 131 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,275 Why would you even say that this place was dangerous? 132 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:38,178 It was a lot scarier at dark. There was jazz. 133 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,749 Luke's still not answering. 134 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,250 We're gonna find him, Phil. 135 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,085 Oh, I-I'm not worried. I've been there. 136 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,355 Meet a girl, you lose track of place and time, 137 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,089 not just 'cause your compass watch is missing, 138 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,091 and suddenly her cousin Rodney has the exact same watch 139 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,426 but swears it was always his. 140 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,762 Oh, look! Mario's Bodyshop. 141 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,164 At least one thing is still the same. 142 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,966 There's nothing that happens in this street 143 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,834 that Mario doesn't know about. 144 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:01,969 Let's go over there. 145 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,340 So, red lights are flashing, alarms are blaring. 146 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:09,943 We're about 10 seconds from a meltdown so hot 147 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,980 it's gonna turn Belgium into a pool of hot chocolate. 148 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,648 And I suddenly realize, 149 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,351 they haven't properly accounted for the relativistic distort-- 150 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,786 Hey, what's this building's number? 151 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,287 I'm trying to Postmates a smoothie. Shh! 152 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,289 I quickly do a few multi-dimensional 153 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,392 tensor calculations in my head, 154 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,560 I push this crying guard to one side 155 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,662 and adjust the synchrotron. 156 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,831 I look up at the countdown clock. 157 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,132 5... 158 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,333 4... 159 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,837 [ Cellphone rings ] 160 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,807 You, with the phone! 161 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,809 What's your name? Alex Dunphy. 162 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,344 Ms. Dunphy, is my story of saving the world 163 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:48,382 whilst accidently creating three new elements boring you? 164 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,550 Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 165 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,918 I'm so sorry, Professor. 166 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,653 Nothing you could say would ever bore me. 167 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:53,821 I revere you. 168 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,823 I actually went as you last year for Halloween. 169 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,659 [ Cellphone rings ] Okay, it's my phone. Don't blame my sister. 170 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,395 Hey, Chelsea. Gonna have to call you back. 171 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,997 [ Gasps ] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 172 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,999 Excuse me, Chelsea's friend. 173 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,935 Y-You don't look like one of my students. 174 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,504 Oh, thank you! That is so sweet. 175 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,339 No. Why are you here? 176 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,041 Oh, I have a really big job interview today, 177 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,176 and I need someone to look over what I wrote for my -- 178 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,546 Yeah, we're going. I'm taking her out. I am so sorry. 179 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,948 What? He asked. You're being rude. 180 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:22,716 Ohh! 181 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,752 Ooh. [ Laughs ] 182 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,420 Very revealing. Get out. 183 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,891 Claire, I'm so glad you called. 184 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,526 How come we've never done this before? 185 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,694 Because we were born into a feud. 186 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,962 Hatfields and McCoys, the Sharks and Jets, 187 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,531 the -- the closet lunatic and the closet idiot. 188 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,601 By the way, I'm really sorry about your dad. Thanks. 189 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,370 Do you have any idea why he had his ashes sent to my dad? 190 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,773 Probably to drive him bonkers. Well, it's working. 191 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,041 That would've made him happy. 192 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,711 Let's make a pact -- to never be like them. 193 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:51,912 I am in. Mm-hmm. 194 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,214 We are two women in a male-dominated industry. 195 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,616 We should help each other. 196 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,585 Actually, do you have any sources 197 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,453 for antique pineapple knobs? 198 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,054 We're doing this whole colonial line -- 199 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,389 Ooh, I bet you Lazlo would know. 200 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,491 He's our lead designer. 201 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:06,627 Everybody knows who Lazlo is. He's a legend. 202 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,596 Yeah, and my only employee worth a damn. Mmm. 203 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,764 Robot workers. Now, that's the future. 204 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,600 Right! They work 24/7, 205 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,401 and you don't have to buy them a birthday cake. 206 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,836 Yeah, and as they become more human, 207 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,905 you can be like, "Hey, you, come into my office", 208 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,608 and then you just go to town on them. Yeah. 209 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,778 [ Gasps ] What the hell? 210 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,580 What happened to the bodyshop? 211 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,081 Oh, we just kept the sign. 212 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,350 Oh, uh, so -- so no M-Mario? 213 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,753 Mnh-mnh. We're an artist collective. 214 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,121 Jillian works in yarn, 215 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:37,958 Mumford sculpts with Lego, Duncan is a painter. 216 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,092 May I write you a poem? 217 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,093 Are you kidding me? 218 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,428 I told you it was a career. 219 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,165 Um, any chance that you have, uh, seen my son? 220 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,433 No, I'm sorry. 221 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,168 Oh, okay. He -- He was around here last night. 222 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,270 He apparently went off with a girl from this neighborhood. 223 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,872 We just haven't been able to reach him since. 224 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:52,840 Do you know the girl's name? 225 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:55,108 No. Uh, something Latin-y. 226 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,311 What happened to you? You used to be Latin-y. 227 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,346 Can you describe her? 228 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,615 Brown hair, high cheekbones -- 229 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,652 What is he gonna do, build her out of Legos? 230 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:09,557 Huh, that is surprisingly effective. 231 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,659 Wait a minute. I know that girl. 232 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,661 I think she works at a cupcake shop. 233 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:14,962 Great. Where is it? 234 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,030 Well, I'm not sure which one because we have four. 235 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,166 There's Cupcakes! with an exclamation point, 236 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,034 there's vegan cupcakes at Cupfakes, 237 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,136 there's Pupcakes, which sells cupcakes for dogs, 238 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,738 and then there's Rick's VCR Repair. 239 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,807 Oh, they make the best cupcakes. 240 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,476 Stupid Max, forcing us to eat our caviar 241 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,378 on a regular Friday morning. 242 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,146 I can't even enjoy the symphony of flavors, 243 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,148 or the -- or the way that it melts in my mouth. 244 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,484 Why don't you just wash it down with whatever wine's left. 245 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,518 Yeah, why don't I. 246 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,620 Cheers. Cheers. 247 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,590 Mmm, and, of course, you know what? 248 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,024 It pairs perfectly. 249 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:47,494 I-I cannot believe I'm having one of the best meals of my life 250 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,929 and we're not even celebrating anything. 251 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,097 Yeah, thanks, Max! 252 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,865 Thank you, Max. Thank you, Max. 253 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,100 [ Scoffs ] 254 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,201 Mmm... 255 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,438 Cam, is it -- is it -- is it possible 256 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,207 that we're actually enjoying ourselves 257 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,675 and -- and that Max was right? 258 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,343 Maybe we do defer enjoyment. 259 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,345 All those unspent frequent flyer miles, 260 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,014 the boots that I have waited so long to wear 261 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,415 that they're no longer in style, 262 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,017 the -- the -- the surfboards 263 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,687 that we've never used because it just "had to be the perfect beach day". 264 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,255 [ Sighs ] 265 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,690 What are you doing? 266 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,125 Mitchell... I'm lighting it. 267 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,526 No! I'm lighting it! 268 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,561 No, that is our monogrammed wedding candle, 269 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,030 and we're supposed to save it. 270 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,065 For what, Cam? 271 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,566 I don't know! You don't know. 272 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,301 I don't. You don't know. 273 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,804 Ohh...look at it. 274 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,540 [ Sniffing ] Smells like eternal love. 275 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,276 Aww...oh. O-kay. 276 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,645 [ Footsteps ] 277 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,946 Why are you always in my office? 278 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,981 I do my best work in here. [ Sighs ] 279 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,150 I've been trying to get into his head. 280 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,918 I even brought his favorite lunch -- 281 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,553 shrimp cocktail and bourbon. 282 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,555 Or that's just what you have for lunch every day. 283 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,590 That's another thing Earl stole from me! [ Sighs ] 284 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:54,394 What did you find out? First of all, Shirl doesn't know anything about the ashes. 285 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,930 And second, we're not gonna be a part of your little feud anymore. 286 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,066 We're gonna be friends. She's playing you! 287 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,634 No... Let me ask you a question. 288 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:04,104 Did you tell her we're bidding on Belmont Gardens? No. Why? 289 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,740 Because 15 minutes ago, I got a phone call 290 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,308 saying just out of the blue, 291 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,745 Closets Closets Closets Closets is bidding against us. 292 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,681 Did she see your proposal? 293 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:17,250 Yes, Dad! I'm quite sure she rifled through my bag when I was in the bathroom. 294 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,654 You went to the bathroom? Why don't you just give her the company?! Oh, God. 295 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,658 Bingo! Ketchup! What does that prove? 296 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:27,594 Did she have ketchup for lunch? She had... French fries. 297 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,096 There's your smoking gun. 298 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,265 Margaret? I'm gonna need fries and ketchup to get in Shirl's head. 299 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,701 No! No, Shirl wouldn't have done this. 300 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,935 Um, bad news. 301 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,437 Uh, we finally tracked down those pineapple knobs, 302 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,439 but they were all just bought up by Closets... 303 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,440 No. ...Closets... 304 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,474 No, Margaret! 305 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,743 ...Closets Closets. 306 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,146 [ Sighs ] Shirl screwed me. 307 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,614 You know what you have to do? 308 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,016 You've got to hit her where it hurts. 309 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,218 What does she value most? 310 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,452 Lazlo. 311 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,453 I don't think you understand 312 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,789 how humiliating that was for me. 313 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:58,025 There are parts of me that will never uncringe. 314 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,326 Oh, my God! 315 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,628 So I interrupted some boring story. 316 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,662 Dr. Arvin Fennerman 317 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,898 is a two-time Vanderkoff Grant winner -- 318 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,867 one for philosophy and one for geometry. 319 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,536 You can't put him into a box because -- Could you please just read my sample? 320 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,004 This job is important to me. 321 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,040 This is my one shot at a real career. 322 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,408 Fine, I'll read it. And "real career"? 323 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,910 I've seen this NERP business. 324 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,146 Nicole Rosemary Page seems bonkers. 325 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,748 Didn't she get in trouble for cannibalism? 326 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,416 No. Turns out there are no laws against 327 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,185 eating your own appendix, 328 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,087 and it does help with fine lines. 329 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,688 But she's a success story. 330 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,390 Child star, Bond girl, 331 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,226 indie darling before she lost all her money to a Fonzie scheme. 332 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,096 Don't you mean Ponzi scheme? Sadly, no. 333 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,198 So, out of desperation, she invented NERP, 334 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,667 and next thing you know -- boom! Empire. 335 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,202 I just want to be a part of something great. 336 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,603 Well, if I'm being honest, 337 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,172 your writing sample's actually pretty good. 338 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,373 Really?! Thank you. 339 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,775 Oh, my God. It's Dr. Fennerman. 340 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,477 Don't think, don't breathe, keep your head down. O-kay. 341 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,615 Hello. 342 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,217 Sorry! Hello, Doctor. 343 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,952 Would you like down sit? 344 00:11:58,986 --> 00:11:59,887 What? 345 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,322 Kind, that's very you of, Alex. 346 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,026 Um...tell me again, why were you in my class? 347 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,627 I have a very big interview 348 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,562 with Nicole Rosemary Page, and she was just -- 349 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,564 Ugh! You know she's a snake oil salesman, right? 350 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,866 Yes, I know. 351 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,567 People complain about the diarrhea all the time, 352 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:15,635 but that is the point. 353 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,537 Her science is utter nonsense. 354 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,639 I mean, space stickers that give you energy, 355 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,708 and crystals that absorb Wi-Fi, 356 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,643 and seriously -- $1,200 socks? 357 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,212 Those sheep eat nothing but sushi. 358 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,580 Are we done here? Surprisingly, not. 359 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,650 This might sound crazy, but... 360 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,319 I'm going to marry you. 361 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,222 What?! I'm sorry, first time talking to a real girl? 362 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,657 No, l-l-listen. I-I-I don't get it. 363 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,893 Uh, frankly, it boggles the mind, 364 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,228 but I've been running 365 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,764 dozens of probability scenarios in my head since we met, 366 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,334 and -- and they all end with us... 367 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,902 [Inhales] ...together. 368 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,838 I have heard some lame pickup lines in my day, but -- 369 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,239 Oh, I have plenty of those. 370 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,074 Um, are you a neuro-electrical current 371 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,476 because you've been running through my mind all day? 372 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,744 But th-th-that's not what this is. 373 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,947 This is going to happen, Haley Dunphy. 374 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,415 Ew, how do you know my name? I know everything. 375 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,417 Also, your pass has your name written on it. 376 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,752 I think I'm gonna pass out. 377 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,489 Right, I've just air-dropped my contact info to your phone. 378 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,591 Um, you just tap to accept it. 379 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,294 Uh, yeah, not gonna...tap that. 380 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,528 I think you will. 381 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,431 Haley, there are forces in the universe 382 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,467 that we don't understand... 383 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:24,037 measurable forces that... can't be explained, 384 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:27,274 but cannot be denied... 385 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,176 and that's -- that's what this is. 386 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,480 I don't get it, but... I know that it's real. 387 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,150 Wow! [ Laughing ] 388 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,718 That was so dumb! 389 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,120 What? No, it wasn't. 390 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,321 You're -- You're dumb. 391 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,790 That's gonna stick. I'm -- I'm in your head. 392 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,958 Okay. You'll see. 393 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,693 Sure, buddy. Now try and walk away cool. 394 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,361 Oh, I will. Okay. 395 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,303 We were standing right here making out. 396 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,804 All of a sudden, he said, "I'll be right back", 397 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,206 and that was the last I saw of him. 398 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,840 You guys, my break is over, but I hope you find him. 399 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,242 Thank you for your help, 400 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,711 and the cupcakes are delicious, by the way. 401 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,679 Those are for dogs. Oh, no. 402 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,715 Ay, Phil, are you okay? 403 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,017 Yeah, yeah. 404 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,352 I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation 405 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,155 why Luke would abandon a make-out sesh. 406 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,223 No, there isn't. 407 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,358 A Dunphy man would never do that. 408 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,228 We walk away from fights, we walk away from spiders, 409 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,997 but never a super-cute girl who smells like frosting! 410 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,432 You have to stay positive. 411 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,335 Nothing bad ever happens this close to a Pottery Barn. 412 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,737 I've been putting on a brave face to squash the darkness inside of me, 413 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,173 but what if the worst has happened? How will I tell Claire? I won't. 414 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,342 I'll have to smother her with a pillow to spare her the pain, 415 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,777 but then Jay will have lost a daughter. I'll have to smother him, too. 416 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,746 That's two pillows from the same set. It's a pattern. 417 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,615 The police are after me! Get ahold of yourself! 418 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,117 Ay! Ow! What the hell? 419 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,519 It wasn't me. Look, I'm still cocked! 420 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,021 It was a shoe. 421 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,622 Wait, that's... 422 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,558 that's Luke's. 423 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,960 Luke: [ Hoarsely ] Hey! 424 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,462 Luke! You're okay! 425 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,530 I got stuck on the roof. 426 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,199 [ Laughing ] I'm so relieved! 427 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,068 I don't have to kill your mother! 428 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,304 Turns out, Luke had to go to the bathroom. 429 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,638 Someone told him it was upstairs, 430 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,140 so he walked all the way up to the roof 431 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,641 and locked himself out. 432 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,577 His phone was dead, and he -- he lost his voice 433 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,046 trying to scream over the street musicians. 434 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,383 I was so relieved, I ran up there and gave him a big kiss. 435 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,385 Phil: Gloria! 436 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,120 Hi. We're stuck. 437 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,922 Could you pop on up and open the door? 438 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,324 [ Sighs ] Dunphy men. 439 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,097 Hello, Lazlo. 440 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,266 It's pronounced "Lazlo". That's what I said. 441 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,068 Thank you so much for meeting with us. 442 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,769 Have you had a chance to consider our offer 443 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,071 to join Pritchett's Closets? 444 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,640 I'm intrigued, but I have a list of demands. 445 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,343 Ah, yes, of course. 446 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,744 We have, uh... [Clears throat] 447 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,080 ...uh, "Two turquoise bowls of white Chiclets, 448 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,316 an empty office with a drain in the floor..." 449 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,818 What's a "scream room"? I think that's self-explanatory. 450 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,453 Hmm. Shirl: Pritchett! 451 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,754 Girl Earl! 452 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,291 You're actually trying to poach Lazlo from me? 453 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,759 I thought we were friends. 454 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,095 We were, and then you bought all my pineapple knobs. 455 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,863 As a gift! What? 456 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,598 I had them sent to you. You did? 457 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,633 Don't listen to her. 458 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,635 This is all part of some sick plan. 459 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,270 Stealing Claire's proposals, 460 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,639 Earl's urn to get in my head. 461 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,607 But your little games are not gonna work. 462 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,143 Yeah. Yeah, how do you explain 463 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,978 the red ketchup stains on my proposal, French Fries? 464 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,647 I never use ketchup. 465 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,283 I like my fries the way I like my Lazlo... 466 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,218 undressed. 467 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,453 [ Voice breaking ] Twiddle-Dee. 468 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,788 You guys have a really complicated relationship. 469 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,557 And what's that red stain? 470 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,363 Shrimp cocktail sauce, uh-oh. 471 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,530 Dad! 472 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,665 Shirl -- Save it. 473 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,168 We could have been friends. Well, forget it. 474 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,502 Game on. 475 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,138 Shirl... 476 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,506 What is she up to? 477 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,709 No, no. Your crazy conspiracy theories just cost me a friend. 478 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,810 I thought I'd finally found 479 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,479 an -- an ally in this industry, 480 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,515 somebody to... to climb the hill with. 481 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,218 Up the hill! Oh, my God! That's it! 482 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,820 No, no, you do not get to have an epiphany right now! 483 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,489 I am furious at you! 484 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,358 The answer is...yes. 485 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,228 [ Melodramatically ] People say that NERP 486 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,696 is nothing more than a con job, 487 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,832 a cash-grab vanity project from a kooky actress. 488 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,067 Ugh. 489 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,602 Oh, I'm sorry. Was that a question? 490 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,736 No. Oh, okay. 491 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,171 But... 492 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,572 is it true? 493 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,874 They don't tell me things. Who's "they"? 494 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:25,412 See, I don't see NERP as, like, a business. 495 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,348 It's more, like, a kind of -- Like a way of life! Me too! 496 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,251 Walt Disney once... envisioned... 497 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,519 a magical world... 498 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,520 Mm-hmm. 499 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,855 ...and people told him he was mad. 500 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,690 They called it "Walt's Folly." 501 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,227 But you know what that place became? Disneyland. 502 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,062 That was not a question. Oh, I -- I'm sorry. 503 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,531 [ Whimpering ] 504 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,032 [ Exhales ] 505 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,568 That place is Disneyland. 506 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,538 What?! That's crazy. Didn't see it coming. 507 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,072 I want to turn NERP 508 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,643 into the next Disney-Facebook-Tesla-Botox. 509 00:17:56,676 --> 00:18:00,313 It's a world changer. It's a road map to the future. 510 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,385 That was a question! Oh...uh...uh... 511 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,053 Alright, listen. 512 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,423 I really liked your writing sample, it's true. 513 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,625 But...[Sighs] 514 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,794 ...we have a lot of candidates 515 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,796 with more experience and famous-er parents, 516 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,398 so... 517 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,467 fly away, little birdie. 518 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,604 Flap. Flap, flap. 519 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,940 Okay, thank you. 520 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,512 Nicole? 521 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,847 You and me -- this is gonna happen. 522 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,183 Excuse me? 523 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:39,252 There are forces in the universe that we don't understand. 524 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,688 They can't be explained, but they cannot be denied, 525 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,423 and that is what this is. 526 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,959 I don't -- I don't get it, but I know that it's real. 527 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,495 Oh, my God! 528 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,930 That is just what I said to all of those haters 529 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,366 who told me that my crystal energy stickers 530 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,967 did not improve your colon health. 531 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,035 Uh! Crazy. 532 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,304 They do if you, you know... 533 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,671 Yeah. 534 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,274 So, um, does that mean that I will see you Monday morning? 535 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,542 Let's make it Tuesday 536 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,977 'cause I like to spend Mondays in a flotation tank. 537 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,717 Jay: As young men, we'd hike this path up to an old oak tree, 538 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,686 where we'd brainstorm how to conquer the closet universe. 539 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,023 We foolishly thought that we knew everything back then. 540 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,059 But hopefully, I've learned a few things through the years. 541 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:27,367 Like, it's the little things that really bring you joy... 542 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,670 Claire: Ohh. ...that, hopefully, it's not too late to right past wrongs, 543 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,673 and when things are looking down, look up... 544 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,910 ...or take chances you never imagined you would. 545 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:45,084 ** 546 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:49,422 "You stupid softy, I knew you'd do it. 547 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,158 Did you try to do something special? 548 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,193 Was it at sunset? 549 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,062 It was at sunset, wasn't it? 550 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,500 Sucker. I win. 551 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,968 See you in hell." 552 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,439 I look forward to that. 553 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,946 [ Grunts ] 554 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,356 Whoo!Whoo! 555 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,457 Whoo! Ohh, this is amazing! 556 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,858 I know! We should have done this years ago. 557 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,527 Whoa. I'm a little cold. Are you a little cold? 558 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,862 Yeah, the parts of me that I can still feel sure are. Yeah. 559 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,964 Oh, look at those suckers on their way home from work. Where? 560 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,766 Enjoy the rat race! [ Both laugh ] 561 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,936 Don't forget to pay your taxes! [ Laughs ] Yeah. 562 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,772 Hey, did you see the story about that, um, dinosaur fish? 563 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,742 It said it had the head of -- a head of a snake or something. 564 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,511 Yeah, 16 rows of teeth, uh-huh. Yeah. 565 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,448 Hey, do you think that we look like seals from underneath? 566 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,116 Mitchell, w-what are we doing? 567 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,418 Wh-- We-- 568 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,453 We're living our lives, is what we're doing. 569 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,788 Yeah, but I, uh, I'm just asking, 570 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,924 but was imagining it more fun? 571 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,792 Well, it was warmer. 572 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,928 You know, I like looking forward to things. 573 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,731 Carly Simon's big hit was "Anticipation", 574 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,666 not "Remember That Cool Thing We Did". 575 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:07,667 Hey, I have an idea. 576 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,101 L-Let's go back, 577 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,770 we'll buy a bottle of wine that we'll never open 578 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,405 and a candle that we'll never light, 579 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,906 call it a day, huh? That sounds wonderful. 580 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,475 Okay. Okay, but stop touching my feet. 581 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,243 I didn't touch you. 582 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,345 I didn't touch you. You didn't -- 583 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,012 I didn't touch you. Dinosaur fish! 584 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,914 Dinosaur fish! Dinosaur fish! Dinosaur fish! Dinosaur fish! 585 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,450 [ Shrieking ] Mitchell! 586 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,984 Mitchell, do not leave me alone!