1 00:00:26,288 --> 00:00:27,524 Obviously, this is the living room. 2 00:00:27,579 --> 00:00:29,055 There's a fully stocked bar in the den, 3 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,427 and the home theater is downstairs. 4 00:00:30,483 --> 00:00:32,229 Wow. So, your boss launches one style website 5 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:33,707 and she can afford all of this? 6 00:00:33,763 --> 00:00:35,106 I wish "1950s closeted father" 7 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:36,584 was a look people were clamoring for. 8 00:00:36,639 --> 00:00:38,036 Oh, it is not that simple. 9 00:00:38,091 --> 00:00:40,079 The formula for NERP is very specific... 10 00:00:40,134 --> 00:00:42,123 former actress plus confidence based on nothing 11 00:00:42,178 --> 00:00:44,058 equals millions in sales of iffy wellness products. 12 00:00:44,114 --> 00:00:45,538 We should get her a gift for letting us stay here, 13 00:00:45,593 --> 00:00:46,693 but what do you give someone who's researching 14 00:00:46,749 --> 00:00:48,656 charcoal toothbrushes in Sri Lanka? 15 00:00:48,895 --> 00:00:50,131 Oh, actually, she's judging 16 00:00:50,185 --> 00:00:51,662 a placenta-cooking contest in Minsk. 17 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,760 Maybe we should stay away from the fridge. 18 00:00:53,816 --> 00:00:54,998 So, we're in wine country. 19 00:00:55,052 --> 00:00:56,126 When does the wine tasting start, 20 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:57,201 because I can use it after 21 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,491 the public bashing I've had to endure. 22 00:00:58,548 --> 00:01:00,348 Here we go. No more boo-hooing, Manny. 23 00:01:00,403 --> 00:01:01,342 The review wasn't that bad. 24 00:01:01,398 --> 00:01:03,090 He called my portrayal of Inspector Poirot 25 00:01:03,145 --> 00:01:04,272 "unconvincing," "not believable," 26 00:01:04,329 --> 00:01:06,047 "hard to buy," and "ironically redundant". 27 00:01:06,102 --> 00:01:06,962 Hey, Mitch, Cam, 28 00:01:07,017 --> 00:01:07,876 now that you guys have had a chance 29 00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:08,871 to sleep on my performance, 30 00:01:08,926 --> 00:01:10,187 what did you think? 31 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:11,988 - It was a tricky part. - Yeah, and I don't blame you. 32 00:01:12,045 --> 00:01:13,064 I blame whoever cast you. 33 00:01:15,594 --> 00:01:17,447 Finally, the closet part of the tour. 34 00:01:17,503 --> 00:01:21,185 My boss left each of you a very special robe. 35 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,609 They minimize inflammation 36 00:01:22,664 --> 00:01:24,331 and gently exfoliate your skin 37 00:01:24,386 --> 00:01:25,324 whilst you wear them. 38 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:26,750 That's weird. I only see six robes. 39 00:01:26,806 --> 00:01:27,825 That's what's weird about them? 40 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:29,411 Oh, one last thing... 41 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:31,133 Do not touch the tiara 42 00:01:31,187 --> 00:01:32,530 on display in the drawing room. 43 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:33,902 It is very delicate. 44 00:01:33,957 --> 00:01:34,923 Got it? 45 00:01:34,979 --> 00:01:36,294 Sorry, honey. You're just... You're doing that thing 46 00:01:36,350 --> 00:01:37,854 where you look like a really intense baby deer. 47 00:01:37,910 --> 00:01:39,171 Oh, the scarier you try to be, 48 00:01:39,226 --> 00:01:41,161 - the more adorable you are. - I know! 49 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:42,048 Whatever. I have, like, 50 00:01:42,104 --> 00:01:43,339 a million errands to run for my boss. 51 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:44,951 Hang on. Since, uh, no one's called dibs 52 00:01:45,008 --> 00:01:46,996 on the master bedroom, I assume it's up for grabs. 53 00:01:47,051 --> 00:01:48,635 Oh, actually, there are only three guest bedrooms upstairs, 54 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,061 so you'll have to sleep in there, okay? 55 00:01:50,922 --> 00:01:52,291 The maid's quarters? 56 00:01:52,347 --> 00:01:53,344 But I'll be right next to the creaky do... 57 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:54,609 You know, if you want, 58 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:56,459 - I can put some oil on that. - Oh, no, no, no. Don't. 59 00:01:56,515 --> 00:01:58,152 These are traditional Tibetan creaking hinges. 60 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:00,493 We need those. 61 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:12,618 - Whoa. Go easy. - Trust me, Dad. 62 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,501 Right now, I could really use this. 63 00:02:15,039 --> 00:02:17,108 I love Phil. Let's just get that out of the way first, 64 00:02:17,163 --> 00:02:18,722 but he has these bear slippers. 65 00:02:18,777 --> 00:02:20,173 I don't know where they came from, 66 00:02:20,229 --> 00:02:21,572 probably the same place that sells 67 00:02:21,626 --> 00:02:23,668 pinky rings and other things that make it difficult 68 00:02:23,724 --> 00:02:25,120 to see your husband as a sexual being. 69 00:02:26,197 --> 00:02:28,320 Oh, my gosh. I don't think I'm allowed here 70 00:02:28,374 --> 00:02:29,691 in my bare feet. 71 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:32,971 Fortunately, I have a tactic 72 00:02:33,026 --> 00:02:34,234 for getting rid of things that I hate. 73 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:35,902 I suggest that Phil brings them on vacation, 74 00:02:35,957 --> 00:02:37,649 and then I forget to repack them. 75 00:02:37,705 --> 00:02:38,645 Thanks. 76 00:02:38,699 --> 00:02:39,828 Dollar-sign necktie... 77 00:02:39,882 --> 00:02:41,494 I flung it over Niagara Falls. 78 00:02:41,549 --> 00:02:43,537 The belt buckle with "Pimp" in crystals? 79 00:02:43,592 --> 00:02:44,639 Chucked it in the Grand Canyon. 80 00:02:44,695 --> 00:02:45,931 Huh. I wonder if that's what Gloria did 81 00:02:45,985 --> 00:02:47,382 to my denim vest in the Galápagos. 82 00:02:47,437 --> 00:02:48,727 I just gotta sneak out tonight 83 00:02:48,781 --> 00:02:50,420 and disappear those bear slippers in the woods. 84 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:52,544 Am I a terrible person? 85 00:02:52,599 --> 00:02:54,453 No, but there might be a pattern of desecrating national parks 86 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,420 you might want to look at. 87 00:02:58,192 --> 00:02:59,669 That's enough, Chubs. 88 00:02:59,725 --> 00:03:00,691 What are you doing? 89 00:03:01,526 --> 00:03:03,030 Stella's been severely depressed 90 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:04,347 because her best friend, Norman, 91 00:03:04,402 --> 00:03:06,471 the next-door neighbor's dog, just died. 92 00:03:06,527 --> 00:03:08,460 She won't even do her favorite trick anymore. 93 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:09,644 Stella. 94 00:03:09,699 --> 00:03:10,666 Stella, speak. 95 00:03:10,721 --> 00:03:13,032 Speak. Like you're saying "Hello". 96 00:03:13,086 --> 00:03:15,318 Hellooo! Hel-Hellooo! 97 00:03:15,372 --> 00:03:16,231 Hello? 98 00:03:17,039 --> 00:03:18,759 I wanted to bring Stella on the trip to cheer her up. 99 00:03:18,813 --> 00:03:20,882 She never sees seasons, but Gloria wanted one night 100 00:03:20,937 --> 00:03:21,957 with just the two of us in bed, 101 00:03:22,014 --> 00:03:23,517 so I did the only sensible thing. 102 00:03:23,573 --> 00:03:24,700 You left her at home with a dog sitter? 103 00:03:24,755 --> 00:03:26,098 Checked her in the hotel down the road. 104 00:03:26,154 --> 00:03:27,335 I'm trying to get some wine in Gloria 105 00:03:27,391 --> 00:03:29,674 so she passes out early and I can sneak off and feed Stella. 106 00:03:29,729 --> 00:03:31,323 The hotel down the road? You mean the Ritz? 107 00:03:31,343 --> 00:03:32,228 I had points. Calm down. 108 00:03:32,606 --> 00:03:34,889 Oh, how cool. This is both an opener and a stopper. 109 00:03:34,946 --> 00:03:35,830 Nice. 110 00:03:35,886 --> 00:03:36,772 Oh, I guess what it does for bottles, 111 00:03:36,827 --> 00:03:38,654 it also does for conversations. 112 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:40,590 Wait, is that... Ronaldo! 113 00:03:40,645 --> 00:03:41,962 Mitchell! 114 00:03:42,016 --> 00:03:43,493 What a surprise. 115 00:03:43,549 --> 00:03:45,080 And who is this? 116 00:03:45,135 --> 00:03:47,069 I always assumed I was your sexiest Latin friend. 117 00:03:47,124 --> 00:03:48,467 This is Gloria. Gloria, Ronaldo. 118 00:03:48,523 --> 00:03:49,732 - Bolivian? - Guatemalan. 119 00:03:49,786 --> 00:03:51,397 - Venezuelan? - Colombian. 120 00:03:51,454 --> 00:03:52,984 - Mm-hmm. - Not sure what this is. 121 00:03:53,039 --> 00:03:54,840 Um, so w-what are you doing in town? 122 00:03:54,895 --> 00:03:57,504 Oh, just picking up some wine for a party I'm catering... 123 00:03:57,532 --> 00:03:58,703 at Oprah Winfrey's. 124 00:03:58,732 --> 00:03:59,578 - What? - Stop it! 125 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,776 - Oh, what, is that a big deal? - Don't you be coy. 126 00:04:01,835 --> 00:04:03,877 You know the power dynamic just shifted between us. 127 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:05,947 If you want, I can get you two into the party. 128 00:04:06,002 --> 00:04:07,614 - Get out! - You would do that for us? 129 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:09,066 Only because I like you so much. 130 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,083 I like you so much, too! 131 00:04:11,162 --> 00:04:12,208 That was a quick thaw. 132 00:04:12,265 --> 00:04:13,661 It can only be the two of you, though. No Cameron. 133 00:04:13,715 --> 00:04:14,736 Pepper would kill me. 134 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,107 Right. Cam's in a feud with Ronaldo's husband 135 00:04:16,163 --> 00:04:17,667 over what type of cracker belongs on a cheese platter. 136 00:04:17,721 --> 00:04:19,414 Water cracker. The cheese is the star. 137 00:04:20,517 --> 00:04:21,564 - This isn't our fight. - No. 138 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:23,044 I have to run. I'll text you the address. 139 00:04:23,117 --> 00:04:24,729 Okay. Bye-bye. 140 00:04:24,783 --> 00:04:26,664 Can you believe this? We're going to a party at Oprah's. 141 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,761 What if we become friends with her? 142 00:04:28,816 --> 00:04:30,670 What if we get our own TV show? 143 00:04:30,726 --> 00:04:32,095 Who's gonna pick up Joe from school?! 144 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:33,708 Gloria... we'll have drivers. 145 00:04:35,101 --> 00:04:36,606 - Tuesday Company! - Tuesday Company! 146 00:04:36,661 --> 00:04:38,541 Cam, Mitch, Claire, and I signed up for a hip-hop class. 147 00:04:38,596 --> 00:04:39,831 We knew it was legit when they asked us 148 00:04:39,886 --> 00:04:41,633 to graffiti our names on the sign-up wall. 149 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:43,301 Right leg, come on. 150 00:04:43,357 --> 00:04:44,647 Unh. Wrap those arms, come on. 151 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,124 Unh. Unh. 152 00:04:46,181 --> 00:04:47,630 And yah! 153 00:04:47,686 --> 00:04:49,809 I like it. Nice job, everybody! 154 00:04:49,863 --> 00:04:50,750 Great. That's great. 155 00:04:50,804 --> 00:04:51,905 Hey, Sho Nuff. Bomb class. 156 00:04:51,961 --> 00:04:53,008 Yeah, yeah. Really sick. 157 00:04:53,063 --> 00:04:54,244 Hey, man. You two were hitting it hard out there. 158 00:04:54,299 --> 00:04:55,428 I was really believing your movements. 159 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:57,202 Are you... saying we brought it? 160 00:04:57,258 --> 00:04:58,574 I'm saying y'all crushed it. 161 00:04:58,628 --> 00:05:00,024 Keep it up. All right? 162 00:05:00,081 --> 00:05:00,939 - Okay. - Hit it. 163 00:05:00,995 --> 00:05:02,041 All right. There you go. 164 00:05:03,414 --> 00:05:04,487 - Cameron? - Philip? 165 00:05:04,543 --> 00:05:06,155 - Did you hear that? - You mean when our dance instructor 166 00:05:06,211 --> 00:05:07,741 told us we were basically street-dance superstars? 167 00:05:07,796 --> 00:05:09,516 Did you notice how he singled us out? 168 00:05:09,618 --> 00:05:11,311 He didn't even mention Mitch or Claire. 169 00:05:11,366 --> 00:05:12,628 It's like he's saying they're holding us back. 170 00:05:12,684 --> 00:05:13,543 Okay. You know what? 171 00:05:13,597 --> 00:05:14,941 We need to shed our dead-weight spouses. 172 00:05:14,996 --> 00:05:16,312 There is nobody I would rather impress more 173 00:05:16,366 --> 00:05:17,926 - than Sho Nuff. - True dat. 174 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:20,022 - No, True Dat's just the DJ. - I don't care what he thinks. 175 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:23,751 Turns out, Cam and I make tremendous dance partners. 176 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:25,042 Our bodies are so in tune, 177 00:05:25,097 --> 00:05:26,386 it's like we finish each other's... 178 00:05:26,441 --> 00:05:27,462 ...sequences. 179 00:05:27,516 --> 00:05:29,747 Phil starts a move, and I instinctually complete it. 180 00:05:29,802 --> 00:05:31,521 And, yeah, it's as powerful as it sounds. 181 00:05:31,576 --> 00:05:33,081 Oh, my gosh. Did you ever think 182 00:05:33,135 --> 00:05:34,237 a farm boy from Missouri 183 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,661 and... and a real-estate agent from Key West, Florida, 184 00:05:35,717 --> 00:05:36,872 would get the opportunity to audition 185 00:05:36,927 --> 00:05:38,673 for the prestigious Tuesday Company? 186 00:05:38,728 --> 00:05:40,286 And it only costs slightly more than regular classes. 187 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,357 We could be the greatest masters-level hip-hop duo 188 00:05:42,412 --> 00:05:43,996 - since Pump Up and The Jam! - I know! 189 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,475 Callback's tomorrow, so we'll have to sneak out tonight 190 00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:46,551 for a final rehearsal. 191 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:47,868 You... You brought the outfit in case we got it, right? 192 00:05:47,924 --> 00:05:49,400 "In case"? Good one, Phil. 193 00:05:49,456 --> 00:05:51,470 I'm having a hard time resisting dancing with joy, are you? 194 00:05:51,527 --> 00:05:53,029 - Me-Meet at the grapes. - Okay. 195 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,046 Man, it took forever to find a parking spot. 196 00:05:55,101 --> 00:05:57,221 I could really use a sip of a chewy Cabernet. 197 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,618 You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home. 198 00:05:59,672 --> 00:06:01,526 Wait, is that why I'm here? To be the designated driver? 199 00:06:01,581 --> 00:06:02,709 If you need a title, sure. 200 00:06:08,656 --> 00:06:09,488 Okay, the front door's too loud. 201 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,020 We can get to the driveway this way. 202 00:06:11,894 --> 00:06:14,044 I look like Miss Universe. 203 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:16,088 What are you doing? Haley said not to touch that. 204 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,674 - Ow! - Let me see. 205 00:06:17,728 --> 00:06:18,991 Clean cut. 206 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,442 - Those are real diamonds! - Leave 'em. Come on. 207 00:06:22,003 --> 00:06:24,449 - Cam, walk this way. - Oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 208 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,880 Mixing metals is very in-fashion right now. 209 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:27,810 No, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 210 00:06:27,864 --> 00:06:29,906 In 18 hours, Sho Nuff is gonna be rating our dance skills 211 00:06:29,963 --> 00:06:32,273 on a scale of one to "Dayum"! Come on! 212 00:06:35,439 --> 00:06:37,186 All right. All right. 213 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,771 Butt... here. 214 00:06:38,826 --> 00:06:40,007 Just one more treat. 215 00:06:40,064 --> 00:06:40,949 Here. 216 00:06:43,242 --> 00:06:44,451 Shh. We'll just do this quick. 217 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,386 Shh. Here you go. 218 00:06:46,442 --> 00:06:47,542 Gorgeous! 219 00:06:48,931 --> 00:06:50,139 - Dad? - Oh! 220 00:06:50,196 --> 00:06:51,296 I thought you were Gloria. 221 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:52,641 Wh-Why is Stella here? 222 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:53,688 I was going to feed her at the hotel... 223 00:06:53,744 --> 00:06:55,087 she's clearly in a bad way. 224 00:06:55,142 --> 00:06:56,189 She trashed the room. 225 00:06:56,245 --> 00:06:57,669 It looked like The Who was staying there. 226 00:06:57,723 --> 00:06:59,092 So, I'm gonna stash her in the guesthouse, 227 00:06:59,149 --> 00:07:00,384 brush her fur until she goes to sleep. 228 00:07:00,439 --> 00:07:01,297 Stella! 229 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:05,438 What? 230 00:07:05,494 --> 00:07:06,917 I am prom queen?! 231 00:07:06,972 --> 00:07:08,045 It's not... It's not Ashley Walls 232 00:07:08,101 --> 00:07:09,848 who got the pity vote after her car accident? 233 00:07:09,903 --> 00:07:10,950 Thank you. 234 00:07:11,005 --> 00:07:12,107 Thank you. 235 00:07:12,636 --> 00:07:14,463 Okay. Now we need to be strategic if we're gonna hit 236 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,103 all of Oprah's important rooms, okay? 237 00:07:16,159 --> 00:07:18,093 Her home office, her gift-wrapping room, 238 00:07:18,148 --> 00:07:20,540 her temperature-controlled vault of cozy sweaters. 239 00:07:20,595 --> 00:07:22,018 But what if Gayle is there? 240 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:23,039 Do we stop to talk to her? 241 00:07:23,095 --> 00:07:25,352 No. No Gayle. There's no time. 242 00:07:25,407 --> 00:07:26,428 Okay, that-that's the third house 243 00:07:26,483 --> 00:07:27,852 in this compound that we passed. 244 00:07:27,909 --> 00:07:28,847 How will we know when we get 245 00:07:28,903 --> 00:07:30,164 to Oprah's actual hou... 246 00:07:31,698 --> 00:07:32,719 Oh, my God. 247 00:07:38,368 --> 00:07:39,442 Okay. 248 00:07:51,811 --> 00:07:53,154 I'm so sorry. 249 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:54,337 I'm sorry. 250 00:07:54,392 --> 00:07:56,380 - I was a beat early on the booty drop. - No, no, no. 251 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,073 It was me. I was a beat late on the chest pop. 252 00:07:58,082 --> 00:07:59,802 It's weird, but I'm... I'm nervous. 253 00:07:59,857 --> 00:08:00,822 I am, too. But you know what? 254 00:08:00,877 --> 00:08:02,302 We... We just have to relax 255 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,076 and remember we're... we're just a couple guys dancing. 256 00:08:04,131 --> 00:08:05,393 Who are we kidding?! 257 00:08:05,449 --> 00:08:07,033 Getting Tuesday Company would be epic! 258 00:08:07,089 --> 00:08:08,431 I know! We get our own cubbies. 259 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:09,802 We don't have to throw our keys and wallet in the corner anymore. 260 00:08:09,859 --> 00:08:12,436 Didn't the Tuesdoggs perform at the WNBA All-Star Game last year? 261 00:08:12,505 --> 00:08:14,196 It would be life-changing, but we have to stop talking about 262 00:08:14,253 --> 00:08:15,218 how great it would be. 263 00:08:15,274 --> 00:08:16,267 - That's what's throwing us off. - Right. 264 00:08:16,322 --> 00:08:17,639 - For now, it's... We're just... Hey. - Hey. 265 00:08:17,693 --> 00:08:18,580 - Here's two guys... - Dancing. 266 00:08:18,635 --> 00:08:19,575 - We're dancing. Yeah. - We're dancing. 267 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:20,676 - Let's take it from the top. All right. - Yep. 268 00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:24,468 Five, six, seven, eight, and... 269 00:08:24,523 --> 00:08:25,382 And that's my bad. 270 00:08:25,437 --> 00:08:26,269 Okay. 271 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:30,179 Where have you been? I turned around and you were gone. 272 00:08:30,234 --> 00:08:32,115 I was in Oprah's bed! 273 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:34,292 - Guess her sleep number. - I don't have to. 274 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,255 - I touched her. I touched Oprah! - What?! 275 00:08:36,311 --> 00:08:37,196 Well, technically, 276 00:08:37,252 --> 00:08:38,540 I brushed the edge of her gown with my finger. 277 00:08:38,596 --> 00:08:40,638 But look... my cut's magically healed. 278 00:08:40,693 --> 00:08:42,116 And I heard they have baby elephants 279 00:08:42,172 --> 00:08:44,079 carrying everyone to the south lawn 280 00:08:44,134 --> 00:08:46,148 to see a living chess match. Let's go! 281 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:47,175 Wait, no, Gloria. Gloria, Come on. 282 00:08:47,232 --> 00:08:48,978 We said we'd only stay for an hour. 283 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:50,913 We have to get back to our normal lives. 284 00:08:50,969 --> 00:08:52,473 - But how?! - I know. 285 00:08:56,399 --> 00:08:57,474 Leave them. 286 00:08:57,529 --> 00:08:59,543 Take it from me... if you get a second chance at love, 287 00:08:59,599 --> 00:09:00,726 you grab it. 288 00:09:01,012 --> 00:09:03,107 After the trauma of losing her best friend, Norman, 289 00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:04,828 Stella's veil of depression was lifted 290 00:09:04,885 --> 00:09:06,442 by the promise of new romance. 291 00:09:06,497 --> 00:09:08,377 She realized she could love again. 292 00:09:08,571 --> 00:09:09,778 You can't separate them, Claire. 293 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:11,420 I'm taking that slipper home with me. 294 00:09:11,475 --> 00:09:13,597 And risk Phil seeing it the next time we're at your house? Forget it. 295 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,318 Stella's had her fun. This is over. 296 00:09:15,372 --> 00:09:17,038 Why is this so hard for you to accept? 297 00:09:17,093 --> 00:09:18,867 Is it because it's a dog and a slipper? 298 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,685 My bad. 299 00:09:32,774 --> 00:09:34,169 - Again. - No, no. No, no. 300 00:09:34,188 --> 00:09:35,935 That's on me. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm still in my head. 301 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:37,117 Let's face it, Cam. This isn't about nerves. 302 00:09:37,173 --> 00:09:38,570 It's about me losing whatever spark I once had. 303 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:39,976 It's like someone sucked the funk right out of me! 304 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,172 No, I'm the problem. It's like I've lost the key to the lock on my pop. 305 00:09:42,227 --> 00:09:43,194 Just...go on without me. 306 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,942 I'm holding you back! I mean, nuff is nuff. 307 00:09:44,997 --> 00:09:47,603 Maybe Rob Base was wrong. It takes one to make a thing go right. 308 00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:49,512 - Is it possible... - Just say it. 309 00:09:49,568 --> 00:09:51,180 ...that we're just Monday dancers? 310 00:09:56,603 --> 00:09:57,570 Is it better? 311 00:09:57,626 --> 00:09:58,967 No, I'm still getting a hint of elephant. 312 00:09:59,024 --> 00:10:00,555 - Get out. - W... I'm just being honest. 313 00:10:00,610 --> 00:10:03,082 No, we have to push the car the last 50 feet to the house... 314 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:04,265 ...so that they don't hear us coming. 315 00:10:06,528 --> 00:10:08,597 I feel like some of Oprah's strength must've rubbed off on me. 316 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,805 I bet I could carry this car up. 317 00:10:09,861 --> 00:10:10,962 Are you sure this is in neutral? 318 00:10:12,497 --> 00:10:13,838 What is this?! 319 00:10:14,675 --> 00:10:16,849 Did you steal this candy dish from Oprah's house? 320 00:10:16,906 --> 00:10:19,889 It has her initials engraved. 321 00:10:19,944 --> 00:10:22,039 I couldn't help it. I wanted a souvenir. 322 00:10:22,094 --> 00:10:24,190 But you said that we couldn't bring any evidence in here, 323 00:10:24,245 --> 00:10:25,507 and you didn't even let me take 324 00:10:25,562 --> 00:10:27,121 the party napkin that had a cartoon 325 00:10:27,176 --> 00:10:29,299 of her hugging children of many colors! 326 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:30,454 Okay, I'm sorry. 327 00:10:30,511 --> 00:10:32,713 What if... What if we share custody of the candy dish? 328 00:10:32,768 --> 00:10:33,923 Okay, fine. 329 00:10:33,979 --> 00:10:35,536 But I get it for the holidays. 330 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,714 Coming. 331 00:10:38,953 --> 00:10:40,832 Oh, hey, sorry. I forgot my keys in the drawing room. 332 00:10:42,286 --> 00:10:43,656 Okay, where did I put them? 333 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:44,812 They were right here, right? 334 00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:46,290 And right where I thought I left them. 335 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,743 Wait a minute. What is that? 336 00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:48,871 Oh, my God. 337 00:10:48,928 --> 00:10:50,028 Oh, my God! The tiara! It's cracked! 338 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,049 Who did this?! 339 00:10:51,106 --> 00:10:52,179 I'll get to the bottom of this. 340 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,383 I don't care what some feeble-minded vulgarian says. 341 00:10:54,438 --> 00:10:56,831 Manny Delgado knows how to play the role of an inspector. 342 00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:58,981 - I'll text everyone to come downstairs. - Thank you. 343 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:01,643 No! 344 00:11:01,698 --> 00:11:02,530 Oh, no. 345 00:11:02,585 --> 00:11:03,579 Oh, hell no. 346 00:11:05,675 --> 00:11:07,286 Okay. Wait, wait, Dad. We need an excuse! 347 00:11:07,341 --> 00:11:08,926 People are gonna wonder why we weren't in bed. 348 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,430 Um, tell them that, uh, uh... 349 00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:12,112 Oh! We were on the balcony because we saw a moose. 350 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:12,963 That's dumb. 351 00:11:12,986 --> 00:11:14,651 We'll tell them I'm heating up some milk for you in the kitchen 352 00:11:14,706 --> 00:11:15,807 because your stomach hurts. 353 00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:17,824 Why? Because I was upset that I saw a moose? 354 00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:23,202 Put this on. 355 00:11:23,256 --> 00:11:24,330 - I was early. - I was late. 356 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,449 Hurry, hurry! 357 00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:30,137 Whew! I'm still getting strong notes of elephant off of you. 358 00:11:30,582 --> 00:11:31,925 - You may have to cut off all your hair. - No! 359 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:35,233 I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here. 360 00:11:35,288 --> 00:11:37,275 Uh, the tiara's cracked. You told us in your text. 361 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,593 What I didn't tell you is that I've vowed 362 00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:40,018 to find out who's responsible. 363 00:11:40,073 --> 00:11:41,416 Well, no, actually, you did. It was a fairly long... 364 00:11:41,425 --> 00:11:43,091 Everyone's a suspect. 365 00:11:43,147 --> 00:11:44,408 Don't look at me. I wasn't anywhere near it. 366 00:11:44,465 --> 00:11:46,317 What a surprise... Phil feigning innocence. 367 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,200 You're just everyone's favorite Dad, right? 368 00:11:48,719 --> 00:11:50,144 Where were you when you got my text? 369 00:11:50,199 --> 00:11:51,784 Cam's, uh, stomach was upset, 370 00:11:51,838 --> 00:11:53,209 and I was warming up some milk for him. 371 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:54,983 - Claire saw a moose. - I did. 372 00:11:55,038 --> 00:11:57,537 And that's why we were on the balcony when you texted us. 373 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:58,559 Well, Gloria and I were in the den. 374 00:11:58,613 --> 00:11:59,903 I ran into her on my way out to my walk, 375 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,059 and then we decided to watch the moon together. 376 00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:02,000 The moon, huh? 377 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,850 Seems unlikely given tonight is moonless! 378 00:12:04,905 --> 00:12:05,952 No matter. 379 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,886 So, did any of you go through this room at any point? 380 00:12:10,661 --> 00:12:12,220 Sounds to me like everybody was inside 381 00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,510 doing whatever they were supposed to be doing. 382 00:12:14,013 --> 00:12:16,242 That's odd because I found this door slightly open, 383 00:12:16,298 --> 00:12:17,936 which means one of you was outside. 384 00:12:17,991 --> 00:12:19,415 When I find out who went out that door, 385 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:20,760 quite sure I'll have my culprit. 386 00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:21,726 Hey, what's that? 387 00:12:23,638 --> 00:12:25,249 It appears to be two bottom halves 388 00:12:25,305 --> 00:12:26,808 of a gingerbread man melded together. 389 00:12:26,863 --> 00:12:28,691 Uh, it looks like a bone. It's a dog treat. 390 00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:30,249 No, it's a human treat, 391 00:12:30,306 --> 00:12:32,642 and it's shaped like a bone because it's full of calcium. 392 00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:34,238 I was snacking on them earlier in the day 393 00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:35,393 and I must have dropped one. 394 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,050 Mmm, they're delicious. 395 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,577 And they're very good for you. 396 00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:41,572 Checks out. 397 00:12:42,568 --> 00:12:43,535 That's coming from upstairs! 398 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,690 No, outside. 399 00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:47,299 Gloria, how did this happen? 400 00:12:47,354 --> 00:12:48,428 I have a theory. 401 00:12:48,483 --> 00:12:49,504 I once read about a moose 402 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:50,874 that knocked a camper out of neutral. 403 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:53,133 Perhaps the moose Claire saw earlier did the same thing here. 404 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,150 The hood's warm. Then don't lean on it. 405 00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:58,017 I admit it! Mitch and I... we were outside. 406 00:12:58,071 --> 00:12:59,548 He wanted to talk to me about a problem 407 00:12:59,605 --> 00:13:02,049 he's having with Cam in the gay bedroom. 408 00:13:02,104 --> 00:13:03,232 Oh, so when it's me, it's a problem. 409 00:13:03,288 --> 00:13:04,979 When it's you, it's what happens when you work out too much. 410 00:13:05,412 --> 00:13:08,125 It got cold, we went inside the car, 411 00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:09,173 I turned the heater on, 412 00:13:09,229 --> 00:13:11,997 and I must have accidentally knocked it into neutral. 413 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,663 So, it was all ready to roll when the moose showed up. 414 00:13:13,719 --> 00:13:15,600 Hey, uh, what's this candy dish doing here? 415 00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:17,184 Haley, please, I'm trying to think. 416 00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:18,555 But it could be evidence. 417 00:13:18,611 --> 00:13:20,168 What are the lights doing on in the tennis court?! 418 00:13:23,315 --> 00:13:24,658 Now why would these chairs be out here, 419 00:13:24,713 --> 00:13:25,680 and how do they connect to the moose? 420 00:13:25,735 --> 00:13:28,342 These footprints are in a... really weird pattern. 421 00:13:28,396 --> 00:13:29,821 Why do these steps feel so familiar? 422 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,299 Cam and I were out here, um... 423 00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:33,503 We were in the kitchen, and we heard a raccoon outside. 424 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,955 Yeah, yeah. So, we came out, we... 425 00:13:35,012 --> 00:13:37,052 we grabbed a couple chairs to... to... to scare it off. 426 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,042 We held... held them up like this, 427 00:13:39,097 --> 00:13:40,359 and, um, chased the raccoon, 428 00:13:40,414 --> 00:13:41,839 but it ran into some trash cans and we were like... 429 00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:43,021 - Oh! - Oh! 430 00:13:43,078 --> 00:13:45,278 And then, uh, it ran up the court this way... 431 00:13:45,306 --> 00:13:46,275 - Yep. - ...and then back a couple of steps 432 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,740 and then forward again and then it did a little spin. 433 00:13:48,769 --> 00:13:50,818 Yep. That was it. And then it came back at us, and we were like... 434 00:13:50,891 --> 00:13:52,368 Right, left. Right, right, 435 00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:53,631 body roll, and spin. 436 00:13:53,686 --> 00:13:55,084 And then, it was just gone. 437 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,131 What the hell was that? 438 00:13:56,188 --> 00:13:57,880 What is any of this? I can't make sense of these clues. 439 00:13:57,935 --> 00:13:59,896 What kind of raccoon isn't scared off by the presence of a moose? 440 00:13:59,952 --> 00:14:00,918 All we need to know 441 00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:03,204 is that Mitchell, Gloria, Cam, and Phil 442 00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:05,299 - are the four and only suspects. - Not only! 443 00:14:07,066 --> 00:14:09,027 One at a time! Phil, go first. 444 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,156 Well, that's a lot of pressure. 445 00:14:10,211 --> 00:14:11,581 Speak! 446 00:14:11,636 --> 00:14:12,442 What is that noise? 447 00:14:12,496 --> 00:14:13,651 It's like a dog saying, "Hello." 448 00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:14,862 Sounds to me like a California barking moose. 449 00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:15,964 It came from up there. 450 00:14:17,202 --> 00:14:18,571 Hey. 451 00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:20,750 We were really in-sync talking through that raccoon chase. 452 00:14:20,805 --> 00:14:22,388 It felt like maybe we had our timing back again. 453 00:14:22,409 --> 00:14:23,276 It really did. 454 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,907 Maybe we forgot dance isn't about the fame or... or glory, 455 00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,031 but it's about telling a story that takes your audience 456 00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:30,129 on a journey that ebbs and flows. 457 00:14:30,184 --> 00:14:31,070 Ebb and Flow. 458 00:14:31,986 --> 00:14:33,598 I think we just found our hip-hop names. 459 00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:37,668 Jay! 460 00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:39,255 - You brought Stella?! - No! 461 00:14:39,309 --> 00:14:40,760 She must have tracked us here. 462 00:14:40,815 --> 00:14:42,346 What's that, girl? 463 00:14:42,401 --> 00:14:44,282 What? We left the stove on? 464 00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:45,734 - Well, that was weird. - Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 465 00:14:45,789 --> 00:14:47,078 What is my slipper doing in here? 466 00:14:47,134 --> 00:14:48,853 I'm not wrong. It's cold, huh? 467 00:14:48,908 --> 00:14:50,843 Hey. Honey... 468 00:14:50,898 --> 00:14:52,509 We need to talk about this. 469 00:14:54,205 --> 00:14:55,735 - Um, Stella... - She wants the slipper, Phil. 470 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:56,758 Oh, my God. 471 00:14:57,325 --> 00:14:59,178 W-Why is Phil dressed like a Beastie Boy? 472 00:14:59,235 --> 00:15:00,228 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 473 00:15:00,283 --> 00:15:02,781 You two did hip-hop without us! 474 00:15:02,837 --> 00:15:04,099 Okay, be-because you and Claire were holding us back. 475 00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:05,820 Oh, please. We are just as good as you are. 476 00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:07,276 It sounds like somebody wants a dance-off. 477 00:15:07,296 --> 00:15:08,643 No. No one ever wants a dance-off. 478 00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:10,551 - Phil, why didn't you just tell me? - Save it, Claire. 479 00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:12,030 I know you put the hit out on my bear slippers. 480 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,671 Those are just very unsexy. 481 00:15:13,726 --> 00:15:15,419 Oh, 'cause you always dress so sexy? 482 00:15:15,474 --> 00:15:16,843 Let's check out this nightwear. 483 00:15:19,015 --> 00:15:21,298 Luke's junior high gym shorts, and the drawstring is an old shoelace. 484 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,643 Well, at least I'm not one of those wives 485 00:15:22,697 --> 00:15:24,014 that spends a fortune on lingerie. 486 00:15:24,069 --> 00:15:25,761 I mean, look, when the shoelace broke, 487 00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:27,078 I fixed it with a staple. 488 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,934 Well, why don't we add a little spice for our vacation? 489 00:15:28,989 --> 00:15:31,057 I mean, Gloria wears a floor-length, beaded nightgown to bed. 490 00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:32,966 Wait a second. No, she doesn't. 491 00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:35,494 Yes. 492 00:15:35,608 --> 00:15:37,488 It looked very comfortable on the website. 493 00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:39,236 Wait a minute. Gloria was with Mitchell. 494 00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,499 What have we got going on under here?! 495 00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:42,031 Okay, where were you going looking so dapper?! 496 00:15:42,088 --> 00:15:43,699 Dapper? Really? Aww... 497 00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:45,071 Oh! Ooh! Manny. Manny! 498 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,167 Hey! Look what just fell out of Uncle Mitch's pocket! 499 00:15:47,222 --> 00:15:48,754 A second candy dish... 500 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:50,938 Hold up. This is monogrammed. 501 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,579 "M.O."? 502 00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:53,789 You went to Michelle Obama's without me? 503 00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:57,122 You went to Oprah Winfrey's without me?! 504 00:15:57,178 --> 00:15:58,467 Gloria, is this true? 505 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,080 You know how I feel about Oprah. She changed my... 506 00:16:00,136 --> 00:16:01,102 Excuse me. 507 00:16:01,157 --> 00:16:03,601 She gave me the strength to change my own life! 508 00:16:07,437 --> 00:16:08,243 Stop. Stop! 509 00:16:08,297 --> 00:16:09,129 Stop!! 510 00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:11,361 Have we all forgotten that somebody 511 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:12,678 cracked my boss's tiara?! 512 00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:13,807 I could get fired! 513 00:16:13,863 --> 00:16:14,856 Well, I touched it once, 514 00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:16,764 so I might have done it. I'll pay for it. 515 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:17,947 Hold on. Cam and I messed with it, too. 516 00:16:18,002 --> 00:16:19,048 - I put it on my hand. - I tried it. 517 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,393 - Me, too. - Okay, okay, obviously, 518 00:16:20,449 --> 00:16:22,086 everybody monkeyed around with it, so we'll all chip in. 519 00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:23,001 Really? 520 00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:23,968 - Yes! - Thank you, guys. 521 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,420 Yeah, let's go to bed! 522 00:16:26,336 --> 00:16:28,298 Listen, not to take Phil's side, but you could wash those shorts 523 00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:30,260 'cause I'm getting a strong whiff of elephant. 524 00:16:31,499 --> 00:16:32,922 Thanks for trying to help, Manny. 525 00:16:32,978 --> 00:16:35,422 I guess we'll really never know who broke that tiara. 526 00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:37,091 I broke the tiara. 527 00:16:37,147 --> 00:16:38,489 I was alone at the house the night before 528 00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:40,076 doing a little private wine tasting. 529 00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:41,688 I made a website, 530 00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:43,786 and I tell people how to live. 531 00:16:43,841 --> 00:16:45,614 Get a latte enema. 532 00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:46,926 Drink ocean water. 533 00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:47,765 Oh. 534 00:16:48,681 --> 00:16:49,674 Ooh... 535 00:16:49,729 --> 00:16:51,852 I knew if I said to my family, "Do not touch", 536 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,653 one of those bozos would have to try it on 537 00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:56,099 and then think they cracked it themselves. 538 00:16:56,154 --> 00:16:58,547 That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. 539 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,698 But lucky, too. That moose almost ruined everything. 540 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:04,141 You know, there's no sense denying it. 541 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:05,473 Life, as we know it, has changed. 542 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,564 Yeah, yeah. From now on, you'll be dancing on Tuesdays. 543 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,707 Oh, Ronaldo's FaceTiming. 544 00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:11,158 Hey, guys. 545 00:17:11,186 --> 00:17:12,569 So, uh, listen. 546 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,180 Oprah knows about the candy dish. 547 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,729 I don't know what you're talking about. 548 00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:17,973 There are cameras, Mitchell! You need to bring it back. 549 00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:18,848 Where are you? 550 00:17:18,877 --> 00:17:21,606 I'm still here at Oprah's, under my own free will. 551 00:17:21,635 --> 00:17:24,400 And I will probably stay here in this tower 552 00:17:24,455 --> 00:17:26,147 until she gets her dish back. 553 00:17:26,202 --> 00:17:28,110 It's quite meaningful. She stole it from... 554 00:17:29,536 --> 00:17:31,498 ...got it as a gift from Michelle Obama. 555 00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,606 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 556 00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:36,380 We have Michelle Obama's candy dish. 557 00:17:36,463 --> 00:17:38,154 Oprah Winfrey has our number. 558 00:17:38,237 --> 00:17:40,386 O-kay! Okay! Okay!