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Not again.

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I just came
from an intervention.

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Oh, no, no, Nicole,
this is a staff meeting.

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You asked us to be here.

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Oh.

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Here you go, Kato.

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Yes, I wanted
to talk to you all

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about something
very important.

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So, what plant
has been revered

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for its healing properties

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for millions of years?

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Aloe.

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'ello to you, too,

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but let's stay focused.

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Peppers.

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Peppers.

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Weird, we are so
in synch these days.

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I want to be in the pepper
business, people.

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And I need ideas now.

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[ Snaps fingers ]

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I haven't come up with
a single product idea in weeks,

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so I'm on thin ice at NERP.

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And I don't mean
the low-calorie ice cubes

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we sell on our website.

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Well, my --
my step-grandmother,

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she is from Colombia,

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and she sells a salsa

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that is supposedly made
with these magical peppers.

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Peppers? I was just
talking about them.

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Yeah.

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When can I meet her?

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Sell my sauce business
to NERP?

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Haley: I think you could get
a lot for it.

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When Nicole
wants something,

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she just throws money
at it.

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She bought her
next-door neighbor's house

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because she liked
the mailbox.

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I don't know.

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I do. Dump it.

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That thing is worth less
than a bachelor's degree.

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Please, Gloria.
I really need this.

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No one takes me seriously
at that office.

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I don't even have
my own cubicle.

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I share one,
giant bean bag chair

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with the interns.

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I want to help you,

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but...something
feels wrong.

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Just go to the meeting
and hear what the offer is.

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Okay, fine.
I will go. I will listen.

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But I am not selling.

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[ Sighs ]

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What do you think?Jay:
It's gonna be tough.

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She's got a lot of practice
not selling that sauce.

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Whoa, what's up
with the blazer and the t-shirt?

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Thought you were going
to a college interview,

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not doing stand up
in 1988.

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I'm starting to think
maybe college isn't for me.

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There's this guy at the club
who said I could be a model.

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He said he's gonna take me
out to the desert this week

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and take some pictures.

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I'd put a pin in that.

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Of course
you're going to college.

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What are you
talking about?

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I don't know.

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I wasn't very good at school
the first time around.

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Maybe I'm just --

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Hey! Don't you dare
call yourself "an idiot".

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I wasn't going to.

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I was gonna say,
"Maybe I'm not ready."

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Honey, it's just nerves.

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Change is scary,
but in the end,

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I promise,
it is all worth it.

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Your mother's right.

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You dig deep,
you make your best effort,

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that's where
you find the glory.Exactly.

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Like that time
I beat her in that race.

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Maybe 10 years ago,
Phil challenged me to a race.

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I don't believe it!

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Daddy wins!

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Phil: Do you believe
in miracles?

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U.S.A.!

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He was feeling adrift

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because the kids
were back at school,

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so I let him beat me.

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[ Laughs ]

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He has not shut up about it
since.

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Oh!
Oh!

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Oh, my God,
Usain Bolt wins again!

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Can you even imagine
what that feels like?

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Oh, I don't have to,
sweetheart.

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I lived it.

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All appeared lost,

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but I turned on
the afterburners --

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He's heard the story,
Phil.

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And I pull off
one of the greatest upsets

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in the history of
husband-and-wife competition.

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Okay, I'll go
to that college interview

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and hear them out.

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I'm proud of you, buddy.

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I think what you and I
did right there

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was called
"great parenting".

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Might be time
to retire that story.

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I am so sorry.

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That was insensitive.

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I didn't realize
how much it must bother you

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to relive that loss.

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Phil, I am just feeling --

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Hey, don't you dare call
yourself "a failure".

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I let you win.

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You what?

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Oh, I had you beat,
easily.

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I didn't even break
a sweat.

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As a matter of fact,

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I almost pulled a muscle
holding back.

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But, I saw how much
it meant to you,

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and I let you win.

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Oh, wow, yeah.

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No, that makes a lot of sense.
I get it.

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Like the way
all the other horses

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wanted Secretariat
to feel good.

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Now you're Secretariat?

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I don't know.

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Was Secretariat married
to a crazy person?

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Oh, God, Phil,
I 100% let you win.

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Then, you could 100%
beat me again.

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Oh, I could.
Same course?

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I've only gotten stronger.

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How 'bout we add
a few challenges?

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Monkey bars?

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Great! Rope climb.

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I love it. Tires.

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Why not? Noon?

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Fine. I have a showing.
I'll move it.

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Hope it's not too heavy.

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The release form
for this ride-along is --

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is shockingly thorough.

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I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you.

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I can't bury
another ride-along.

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I'm kind of
the precinct cut up.

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Okay.

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Mitchell, it'll be fine.

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They do these things
all the time.

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Yeah,
easy for you to say.

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My entire head
is a gang color.

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Okay,
this is so exciting.

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You know,
in my alternate life,

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I'm a -- I'm a cop.

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I-I thought
that your alternate life

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was you teaching at-risk youth
to street dance.

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No, I teach them
to believe in themselves

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through street dance.

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Cam's always wanted
to go on a ride-along.

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So, I called in a favor

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to my law school friend Lucy
at the DA's office.

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Weird thing,
they're understaffed.

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And she offered me a job
as a prosecutor.

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I just -- I can't picture
myself with a badge.

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I mean, I already hate
how thick my wallet is.

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So, when do we roll?

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You mean leave?Oh, copy that.

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You know, it's hard for me
not to use the lingo.

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Bit of a lawman myself,

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acting high-school
vice principal.

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Anyway,
they call me "arthritis"

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because I make life
hard on seniors.Mitchell: [ Laughs ]

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They don't.

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But he did make a sign
for his desk, didn't ya?

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Hey, hey.

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Do you think that perhaps
you're coming on a tad strong?

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No,
I think Officer Stablitzky

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appreciates me
knowing the language.

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It's, like,
when you go to Italy,

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you use "prego"
every other word.

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They love it.

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Woman: Break-in in progress.
Cooper and Olympic.

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Wait. What was that?In progress?

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Should we wait
'til they're done?

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12-A-3 responding.

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Mitchell,
why don't you ride shotgun?

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Oh, no, You know,
he doesn't do that well

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on Splash Mountain
in the front seat, so...

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He'll be fine. Get in.

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Yes, sir. Okay.

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Okay, and then,
you know, then,

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maybe I can front seat
on even crimes.

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You know,
to keep it fair.Probably not.

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Ugh!
You know, Phil,
it's not too late to back out.

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I am in the best shape
of my life.

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After my last physical,

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the doctor posted
my stress test

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on his Instagram.

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Honey,
I'm on the basketball court

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four days a week.

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They call me
"Phil Dunk-phy".

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Well, take a good look
at this face

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'cause it's the last time

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you're gonna see it
for a while --

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on your mark,
get set, go!
Hey!

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I immediately
pulled that muscle

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that runs
from the top of your head

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down to the bottom
of your feet.

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The truth is,

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between work
and not wanting to workout,

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I hadn't worked out
that much.

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Welcome to the jungle,
Claire.

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Monkey see, monkey d--

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Ow!
Claire: Ow!

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Phil: My first thought was

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that I had been shot
in both shoulders.

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Here's the thing --
while Claire works out,

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I do go
to the basketball court,

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but, uh,
for epic robot battles.

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[ Robots whirring ]

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Oh, Spin-a-tron
cornered me again.

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Looks like you got me dead --

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Possum-punch!

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Possum-punch!
Possum-punch!

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Both breathing heavily ]

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Clouds look kind of ominous,
huh?

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Kind of felt a raindrop.

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Maybe we should res--Okay.

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Sorry we missed
that robbery.

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It would've been a fun way
to start the day.

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Yeah, hi.

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Have you guys considered
using the Waze app.

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I could fire it up

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and it'd be kind of, like,
your Goose.

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Whoa,
did you see that?See what?

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I'm blocked.
I can't see anything.

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That jerk just cut off
that old lady.

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Wanna mess with him?Mess with who?

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Is that allowed?

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What's he gonna do,
call the cops?

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[ Chuckles ]Can you speak up
a little bit?

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I'm losing the thread.

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That's the siren.

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Okay.
Not yet.

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Not yet.

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Now!

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[ Siren wails ]Oh! Oh, my God!

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He's freaked out.
Oh, he's pulling over.

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Put these on
and glare at him.Okay, okay.

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That's right.
You know you were bad.

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Sit in your shame
like a dog!

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[ Chuckles ]You're a natural.

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Oh, my God,
that was such a rush.

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I imagine that's
what it feels like

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to punch a guy or --

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or catch a ball
while running.

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Oh, hey, Chatty-Cathys,
heads up.

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Possible 10-99
right over here.What?

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Couple low lifes over there
exchanging cash-money.

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Right here?That's because
it's a newsstand.

259
00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,912
And I'm pretty sure a 1099
is a tax form.

260
00:07:57,955 --> 00:08:00,001
[ Laughs ] Oh, Cam.Oh, yeah, well,
what isn't a form these days?

261
00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,785
School board's got me
buried in paperwork.

262
00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,526
I gotta get three John Hancocks
just to take a leak.

263
00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,571
We're the same, see?

264
00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,529
Oh, if I can interrupt
for just one second.

265
00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,357
I've been typing
license plates numbers --

266
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,880
as you said I could --

267
00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:12,013
and this guy
in this dirty car here,

268
00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:13,971
he has a warrant
for unpaid child support.

269
00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,538
Good catch, Pritch.

270
00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,148
He gets a nickname now?!

271
00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,106
[ Siren wails ]

272
00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,803
Hmm, looking squirrely.Yeah.

273
00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,370
[ Tires squeal ]

274
00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,763
Yep, we got a runner!

275
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:23,981
Um...Stick by me.

276
00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,635
Oh, my God,
is this happening?

277
00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:26,636
This is happening.
Okay.

278
00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,595
Hey, guys? Guys?

279
00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:29,944
There's no handles back here!

280
00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,380
I wanna come!

281
00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:32,512
[ Scoffs ]

282
00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,820
Well, Luke,
I read your essay.

283
00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,126
Took a lot of guts
to admit

284
00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,693
you weren't ready for college
a year ago.

285
00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,783
I had a lot of growing up
to do.

286
00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,654
So, I got a job,
I paid my bills,

287
00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,787
and I read
the Wall Street Journalonline

288
00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,137
until I used up
my five free articles.

289
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,443
Well, based on
your credit score,

290
00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:54,055
we'd like to welcome you
to Sequoia Community College.

291
00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,796
Oh, thank you!

292
00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,188
And once your walk through

293
00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,800
one of our 15 TSA-approved
metal detectors,

294
00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,453
anything is possible.

295
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:02,585
How hard is it?

296
00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:03,760
Well,
most of our students report

297
00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:06,284
about 10 to 15 hours
of homework a week

298
00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:07,808
in addition to
class time.

299
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:08,809
That sounds like
real college.

300
00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,811
This is a real college.

301
00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:11,768
And it's a lot of hard work.

302
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,814
But, you put in
your two years here,

303
00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,816
then transfer to a real --

304
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:16,947
to a four-year college

305
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,080
and you will land
an entry-level job.

306
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,864
Nothing too glamorous,

307
00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,432
but you pay your dues,
climb the ladder.

308
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,433
By the time you're 45,

309
00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,043
you're living
in a three-bedroom house

310
00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,088
with a picket fence!

311
00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:29,003
Wow!
[ Chuckles ]

312
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,788
Three-bedroom house
with a picket fence?

313
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,964
Already got one of those.

314
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:36,184
Plus, free meals, laundry,
and cable.

315
00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:37,881
I am living the dream.

316
00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,100
You know what I say?

317
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,232
"Who needs college?"

318
00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,845
Great work out there.
I'm getting you a donut.

319
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:45,672
You earned it.

320
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:46,890
Er, a donut.

321
00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,022
Isn't that a little
on the nose?

322
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,458
And a lot on the belly.

323
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:50,894
Ah, Blitz!

324
00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:51,895
Cameron: Okay, guys, guys.

325
00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,854
The door handle situation
really hasn't changed.

326
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,507
Oh, sorry.Yeah.

327
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,683
I opened it.

328
00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:57,901
Sir? Okay.

329
00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,511
Cameron: So humiliating.

330
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,296
Officer Pierogi just
banishes me to the backseat

331
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,645
like I'm just along
for the ride.

332
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,647
Well, it is called
a "ride-along". So...

333
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:05,779
Lucy: Mitchell!

334
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,084
Oh, hey, Lucy, um --
Cam, this is Lucy.

335
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,520
She's the one that
set all this up for us.

336
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:09,521
Oh, hi.Lucy: Hi.

337
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:10,871
Thank you so much.

338
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,742
Mitchell had
a wonderful time.Oh, great.

339
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,657
So, does that mean
the answer's "Yes"?What's the question?

340
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,919
Oh, I've been trying
for weeks

341
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,573
to get this guy
to become prosecutor.

342
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,923
Y-- You mean, like,
Angie Harmon on --

343
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,446
on "Law and Order"

344
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,926
or Susan Dey
on "L.A. Law"?

345
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,449
Or a man
who does that job.

346
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,321
Okay, well, why didn't you
tell me about this?

347
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,585
I'm going to
give you guys a minute.

348
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,369
But, um, Mitchell,
I really need to know by Monday.

349
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,154
Otherwise, I have to move on
to someone else, okay?

350
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,721
Okay.
It was nice
to meet you.

351
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:35,330
Nice to meet you.Bye!

352
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,679
Bye.

353
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:37,680
Okay, I'm -- I'm sorry

354
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,247
I -- I didn't tell you
about the job.

355
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,901
It's --
it's just a big change,

356
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,685
and I wanted to make
this decision on my own.

357
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,121
You know what,
here's the good news.

358
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,732
You have a fantastic
job offer...Mm-hmm.

359
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,124
...and if today
taught us anything,

360
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,039
it's that you have a passion
for this world.

361
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,085
Well, actually,
if today taught me anything,

362
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,348
it's that I definitely
do not want this job.

363
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,958
I'm --
I'm gonna go find Lucy.

364
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:55,785
[ Sighs ]

365
00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,790
Oh, good. I'm late.

366
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,750
I'm trying to free myself
of the calendar.

367
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,621
I live by
my circadian rhythms.

368
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,796
So important!

369
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:11,583
Nicole,
this is my grandfather, Jay.

370
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:12,759
How do you do?

371
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,196
And this is the sauce maven
herself, my wife, Gloria.

372
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,937
Very nice to meet you.

373
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,374
Oh, I love your accent.

374
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,158
You know,
I was up for the role

375
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,943
of El Chapo's mistress.

376
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:25,119
Oh, I did not see
that movie.

377
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,381
What movie?

378
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,907
And we appreciate you
taking time

379
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,779
from your busy schedule
here at NERP.

380
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,955
It's a dynamite organization.

381
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,305
I'm a big fan.
Love what you're doing.

382
00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:38,785
[ Whispering ]
What are you doing?

383
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,743
I was selling.
That's what I was doing.

384
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,093
I don't know what nonsense
this cult was pushing,

385
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,312
but at the end of the day,

386
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,792
they were gonna be
in the sauce business.

387
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,663
And so, these peppers

388
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,535
are the heart
of Gloria's sauce.

389
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,799
But this is
the finished product,

390
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,974
of course --

391
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,585
the Salsa Atomica.

392
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,986
Mmm! Peppery!

393
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,684
She has
a sophisticated palate!

394
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,904
Mmm!

395
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,993
I can feel the healing.

396
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,864
Maybe that's why
you're glowing.

397
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:15,952
Am I crazy
or is she glowing?

398
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,476
Totally glowing!

399
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:22,393
Gloria, I notice that
you're really kind of quiet.

400
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:23,699
Is that a vitamin D thing?

401
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,701
'Cause we have socks
that can address that.

402
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,181
No, I'm just --

403
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,792
you know, it's hard for me
to sell this.

404
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,925
It's been in my family
for five generations.

405
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,491
Most of them
had kids at 15.

406
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:37,278
Things were not always easy
in my village.

407
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,236
But the one thing

408
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,413
that we could always count on
was the sauce

409
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:45,939
made from this blend
of magical Colombian peppers.

410
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,418
Well,
maybe it was just the way

411
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,029
the water came down the mountain

412
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,422
and curved around
our family farm.

413
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,424
I love mountains
and curves.

414
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:54,730
So NERP!

415
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,949
Gloria:
You know, I remember

416
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,690
my grandmother cooking for me
every Sunday.

417
00:12:58,734 --> 00:12:59,996
I would hold on to her apron

418
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,868
and follow her
around the kitchen

419
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,260
while she prepared
her sauce.

420
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,480
She would hold out the spoon
to me

421
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,742
and say, "Taste this.

422
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,875
It's your familia."

423
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,051
I feel like NERP
is my familia.

424
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,053
Yeah, we were all here
on Christmas.

425
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,316
Maybe
it is the right time.

426
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,492
My abuela is gone.

427
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:21,104
My great aunts
are all gone.

428
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,411
They straightened
the river.

429
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,065
NERP can re-curve it.

430
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,415
Maybe it is the time
to say "Goodbye"

431
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,417
to the one thing that is
a real connection to --

432
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,114
You're not saying "Goodbye"
to anything.

433
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,550
This deal is done!

434
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,990
I'm so sorry to have put you
in this position.

435
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,513
I will never ask you
to turn your back --

436
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,081
You blew it, you dummy!What?

437
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,909
I wanted to sell
that stupid sauce!

438
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,871
Jay: Wait a minute.
I'm confused.

439
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,525
Why did you tell her
that the deal was off?

440
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,135
I was trying to protect
your legacy.

441
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,484
What legacy?
There's not legacy.

442
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,530
I invented that whole story
to drive up the price.

443
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,097
Are you sure
you're in sales?

444
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,054
What about
the pictures?

445
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,534
I cut them out

446
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,666
from Manny's National Geographic
old magazines.

447
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,104
Look,
there's even a picture

448
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,106
at the Universal Studios
tour.

449
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,978
That's the "Psycho" house
in the back!

450
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,937
So, you want to get rid
of the business?

451
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,764
Yes, I hate that sauce.

452
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:13,896
It's a dog!

453
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,898
I have storage lockers
all over town

454
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:16,899
full of jars.

455
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:20,947
I tried to flush it,
but it eats up the pipes.

456
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,339
You could've just told me.

457
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,689
I didn't want to admit
that you were right

458
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,256
and have to hear
"I told you so"

459
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,649
for the rest of my life.

460
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,130
Well, your life.

461
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,610
But, it was the first thing
I was doing on my own

462
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,264
after getting married.

463
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,918
And it was a failure.

464
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,747
Honey, you've got to
cut yourself some slack.

465
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,618
Do you know how many ideas
I had to dump

466
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:41,837
because
they weren't working?

467
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,578
I was a silent partner

468
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,275
of a professional
Jai Alai league.

469
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,929
With the ball
and the scoopy thing?

470
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,191
You guys!
What was that?!

471
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,976
Now I'm never gonna get
my own bean bag chair.

472
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,195
No, it's gonna be fine.
We want to sell now.

473
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,544
It's too late.
She's moved on.

474
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,198
Nicole doesn't give
second chances.

475
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,591
Mostly because
that's the name

476
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,810
of a failed rom-com she made
with Andrew McCarthy.

477
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,508
That's where
I've seen her before!

478
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,727
Listen, this isn't over.

479
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,642
I've had my back
against the wall before.

480
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,862
Denver, Closet-Con, '97.

481
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,083
I had a warehouse
full of cedar shelves.

482
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,432
A storm blew in
over the Rockies --

483
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,173
You sold the closet.
I get it.

484
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,044
Let's go up there.There's a whole story
here.

485
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,091
Haley: Nicole!
Look who came back!

486
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,788
Listen,
we were just talking outside,

487
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,094
and maybe
I was a little rash.

488
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,052
Really?

489
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,575
Maybe a big rash.

490
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,968
I'm so happy
to hear you say that

491
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,101
'cause I haven't been able
to stop eating your salsa

492
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,537
since you left.

493
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,017
There's no way
to prove that.

494
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,366
Haley:
Apropos of nothing,

495
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,717
do you believe
in Western medicine?

496
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,591
Ahh! Sweet.

497
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:42,985
Phil: Luke!

498
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,204
Dad?

499
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,814
Need you bad, buddy.

500
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,555
Why are you yelling?Oh, don't tell Mom,

501
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:50,079
but I worked out too hard,
and it clogged my ears.

502
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,255
I need some ice.
And a heating pad.

503
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,256
And some aspirin.

504
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,563
And some soft foods,
like Jell-o or soup.

505
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,043
Can you poach an egg?
Can you even hear me?!

506
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,262
[ Cellphone rings ]

507
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,047
Hi.

508
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,091
Okay.

509
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,875
I'll be right back.Okay...?

510
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,140
What's going on?

511
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,142
Don't tell you father,
but I can't move.

512
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,882
Start me a tub
and when it's ready,

513
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,623
carry me upstairs
and put me in it.

514
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,234
Can you boil water
for tea?

515
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,148
I guess.

516
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,932
Phil: Luke,
what happened, chief?

517
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,629
Uh, I'm helping Mom
with something!

518
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,717
[ Whispering ]
Don't say that!

519
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,589
Claire,
everything okay?!

520
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,244
Yes!
I'm just stretching!

521
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,680
Me, too!

522
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,161
Luke!

523
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,598
Uh, he's helping me with
something on the computer!

524
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,252
He's so good at computers!

525
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,297
Oh, such a smart boy!

526
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,516
Okay, all right.
This is nuts.

527
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,517
What? No.

528
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,909
Oh, boy.

529
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,262
Hi.

530
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,959
Oh, hi, honey.Hey, sweetie.

531
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,179
Claire: Are you good?

532
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,615
Oh, yeah, yeah.

533
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,270
Are you good?So good!

534
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,401
I don't know
what's going on here,

535
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,533
but neither of you
are good!

536
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,317
If you want someone
to take care of you,

537
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:57,233
I suggest once you can move,
you make another baby.

538
00:16:58,930 --> 00:16:59,931
[ Groans ]

539
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,716
You're hurting, too?

540
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,457
That race,
it almost destroyed me.

541
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,546
And I have to spend
the rest of my life
in this position.

542
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,069
What are we doing?

543
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,115
We're competing like
a couple of 40-year-olds.

544
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,855
I haven't worked out
in months.

545
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,161
But, what's up with you?

546
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,250
You're out on that
basketball court all the time.

547
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,251
Claire.

548
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:18,080
[ Grunts ]

549
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,256
There's someone I'd like
for you to meet...

550
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,694
[ Robot whirs ]

551
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,522
This is Awesome Possum.

552
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,307
Instead of working out,

553
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,439
my super cool friends and I
have epic robot battles.

554
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,311
The only time
I break a sweat

555
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,487
is when we run after
the ice cream truck.

556
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,184
Is this what
giving up feels like?

557
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,882
No,
not if we do it together.

558
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:41,321
Let's boldly walk forward
at a reasonable pace

559
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,539
into this new future

560
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,367
where we don't have to pretend
to be strong or fast.

561
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,674
Can I make
a confession?
Yeah.

562
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,458
Sometimes, I get hungry
at, like, 5:00.

563
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,156
Me, too!

564
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,940
Let's start having
early dinners!

565
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,333
It makes so much sense.

566
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,899
Old people are wise.

567
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:55,683
[ Remote thuds ]Oh!

568
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:59,252
Oh, no, Poss! No!

569
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,731
No! I gave you life!

570
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,516
Dr. Perry,
this is Luke Dunphy.

571
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,604
Forget what I said.

572
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,214
I'd like to start college
today.

573
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,998
No! Luke!

574
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,611
Mitchell, come in here.

575
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,616
Wow. Small room,
big mirror, handcuffs.

576
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:16,921
Overcharge for drinks,

577
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,358
and this could be a bar
in West Hollywood.

578
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,968
Okay, why aren't you
taking this job?

579
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,187
I don't want to.Why not?

580
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,318
You hate freelancing.
You're barely doing it.

581
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,190
I-I'm plenty busy.

582
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,192
Are you?
Because you know what?

583
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,280
Lily and I saw you

584
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,151
putting breadcrumbs
in your pocket the other day.

585
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,414
Are you back
to spending your afternoons

586
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,807
with the pigeons in the park,
Mitchell?

587
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,200
W-- You know,
they're hungry.

588
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,418
No, you're hungry.

589
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,594
For a purpose.

590
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,857
It's just not my thing.

591
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,338
Sit down.
[ Scoffs ]

592
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,514
Not your thing, huh?

593
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,647
Okay, well, I snapped
this picture of you
this afternoon.

594
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,214
Do you recognize the person
in this picture?

595
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,781
Uh, Yes, it's me.
You just said that, so...

596
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,653
Okay, well, what is
the expression on your face?

597
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,177
What are you doing?I asked a question!

598
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,788
"What is the expression
on your face?"

599
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,268
It's a smile.

600
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,661
And how would you describe
this..."smile"?

601
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,228
Well, from ear-to-ear.

602
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,012
Wh-where's Blitz
with my donut?

603
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,274
You'll get a donut

604
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,450
when I get answers,
you piece of trash!

605
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,886
Hey!

606
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:09,887
Hey!

607
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,587
Oh, my gosh, what --

608
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,458
what's happening here,
huh?

609
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,417
I'm sorry, Mitchell.
You know what?

610
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,418
I'm just here to help you.

611
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,246
Let's just you and me talk.

612
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,552
Are you seriously trying
to good cop/bad cop me?

613
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,250
No, I'm trying to get
some understanding

614
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,427
because I was with you
the entire afternoon

615
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,386
and you can't deny
you had a great time.

616
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,345
Wait a minute --
except for when --

617
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,694
when you got out of the car
to chase that guy down.

618
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:34,695
Mitchell, what happened?

619
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,305
Nothing.

620
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,875
Okay, we were chasing after
that deadbeat guy,

621
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,269
and I started -- I started
thinking about his kid.

622
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,489
And I just -- I wanted
to catch him and make him pay.

623
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,665
And then, Stablitzky
got him on the ground

624
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,407
and I saw his face
and he was --

625
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:52,800
he was scared.

626
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,018
There's a person there.

627
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,672
I don't know the whole story.

628
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:59,067
I don't think that I can just
toss someone into prison.

629
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,025
Mitchell, come --See? This is why
I didn't tell you, okay?

630
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,157
You're judging me.

631
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,898
You're the tough,
justice guy,

632
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,030
and I'm just -- I'm soft.

633
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,510
No, you're fair.

634
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:10,470
And, of course, you can be
thoughtful and sensitive.

635
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,036
But you can be tough.

636
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,430
You remember the woman
in front of us at "Lion King"

637
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:17,085
with the candy wrappers
and the big, giant hat?

638
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,521
Whoo,
I went crazy on her.You sure did.

639
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,349
And it is that passion

640
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:24,135
that would make you
an amazing prosecutor.

641
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,137
Do you really think so?Of course.

642
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,096
And nothing
would thrill me more

643
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,619
than to watch you embark

644
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,404
on this new chapter
of your life.

645
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,970
Aww.

646
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,929
It is -- it is
a lot less money, though.

647
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,758
Well, you know,
we don't have to decide today.

648
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,721
Guys!

649
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,115
Guys, you forgot me again!

650
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,422
I like tacos, too!

651
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,292
Mitchell!

652
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:52,381
Mitchell!!

653
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,690
Nicole: Haley.
In my office, please.

654
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,431
Coming!

655
00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,954
Okay.

656
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,653
Where are you?

657
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:08,005
Something happened
to my face.

658
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:10,530
[ Doorbell rings ]Oh, I got it.

659
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,227
Ohh! Oh.

660
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,881
I got it.

661
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,361
He's got it.

662
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:20,975
[ Robot whirs ]