1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,171 Didn't you just cut his hair? 2 00:00:03,271 --> 00:00:06,707 Yes, but it's his kindergarten graduation party today. 3 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:09,377 Okay, no messy goodbyes, I'm out of here. 4 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:10,878 Ay, papi, I'm going to miss you. 5 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:14,782 Can you at least stay for the party that I'm making for Joe? 6 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,417 Mom, Mrs. Nussbaum is paying me 7 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,352 to get her car to Delaware by Friday at noon. 8 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,221 I already lost an hour looking for my driving gloves. 9 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:21,689 You're plowing through the heartlands 10 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:23,224 in an inchworm-green Camry 11 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,459 with a bumper sticker that says "Meat is Murder." 12 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,428 I hid these gloves for a reason. 13 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:31,599 Listen, uh, we weren't kidding about you being careful. 14 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:35,703 And, uh, not to get dramatic, keep your wits about you. 15 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:38,072 Here. What the hell is that? 16 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,873 It's an air freshener. What does it look like? 17 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,409 I'm going on the Martha Stewart 18 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:42,776 bed-and-breakfast tour of America, 19 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,478 not an Aboriginal manhood quest. 20 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:45,779 I'm not saying you're gonna need it, 21 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,215 just better safe than sorry. 22 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,916 Slash, don't stab. 23 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:49,950 Uh -- 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,087 Stop wiggling. I'm almost done. 25 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,255 (sneezes) 26 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,389 (gasps) 27 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,890 Why'd you gasp? 28 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:01,061 Ah! My hair is my identity! 29 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:06,334 ** 30 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:11,905 ** 31 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,643 (computer chimes) 32 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,446 Uh, Cam? Uh, turns out I have to do that work thing after all. 33 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,780 I'll meet you at Joe's party? 34 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,283 Oh, okay. Cal, come give your Uncle Mitchell a hug. 35 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:23,351 CAL: Hug! 36 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:24,518 No. No, no hug. No -- where is he? 37 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,120 Which way is he coming from? Coming from? 38 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,422 Ahhh! 39 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:31,091 Cam's sister's son is staying with us 40 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,526 because, well, you know, she's back in jail. 41 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,462 But she didn't do anything terrible. 42 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:35,963 She just didn't understand 43 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,531 the rules of her probation from last time, when -- 44 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,267 When she did something a little terrible. 45 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:40,468 But we're taking baby Cal 46 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,503 back to live with my parents on the farm. 47 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,805 Which is a good thing because he's not really a -- 48 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,140 a house baby. 49 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,976 No, no, he's freakishly strong and off the charts size-wise. 50 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:51,111 On the charts. 99th percentile. 51 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:54,148 He has two teeth and I've seen him eat a whole chicken. 52 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,183 Mm-hmm. 53 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,450 All right, I got to go. 54 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,685 Wait, where's my hug? 55 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:01,021 -Hug! -Go! Go! Save yourself! 56 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,523 Ohh. Yep. Okay. 57 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,158 -Hey. -Hey! 58 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,527 (chuckles) Our costumes are in the back. 59 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,861 Phil and I are going to Hero-Con 60 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,664 to indulge in our love of fantasy fiction. 61 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:11,999 Um, I-I've always wanted to go, 62 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,401 but i-it's a little nerd-forward, 63 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,803 and I was always afraid my family would make fun of me. 64 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,505 So I've asked Phil to keep it between us. 65 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,707 That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. 66 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,575 My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. 67 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,244 Don't ever Google that, by the way. I already did. 68 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:26,046 This year, there's a panel, um, on our favorite show, 69 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,415 Clash of Swords. 70 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:30,318 It's got a lot of graphic violence and female nudity, 71 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,752 but that's part of its appeal 72 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:35,323 to the fierce warrior inside every man. 73 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,824 My eyeliner keeps smudging. 74 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,659 Thanks a lot, gal at the MAC counter. 75 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,160 Who cares? We look great. 76 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,429 Let's do this! 77 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:45,032 Just remember we left our trusty steed in section 22B. 78 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:45,933 I can't do it, Phil. 79 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,201 Oh, okay. I can write it down. 80 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:50,204 No, no. I-I-I thought I was ready, but I'm not. 81 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,673 I'm not. I-I've fantasized so long about coming, 82 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,942 and now that -- that we're here, I am... 83 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:58,011 I'm mortified, okay? I'm a 40-year-old man. 84 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,213 No, you're not. 85 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,449 You're a 390-year-old Highland Norph, 86 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,551 and you're walking in with a lifer. 87 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:07,621 This baby gets us all-access and two free yards of mead. 88 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,924 Through those doors lies your destiny. 89 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,026 What's the Galderean word for "bravery"? 90 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,094 Lochtani. 91 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,863 -Again! -Lochtani. 92 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:19,032 Namu oponggi su-whi-gorth! 93 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,268 JAY: Have you seen Margaret? 94 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:21,469 I need her to clear my day. 95 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:24,305 I just found out you can get the Golf Channel online. 96 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,606 Nope, she's out sick again. 97 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,940 Oh, Dad, don't forget we're about to meet with 98 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,609 those guys from that start-up. 99 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,778 Oh, right, aspiring closeteers 100 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,980 seeking advice from an industry legend. 101 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,915 Yeah, just skip that part of your speech 102 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,750 where you say "I didn't choose closets --" 103 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,319 They chose me! 104 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,587 -Hey... -Oh. 105 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,389 ...we didn't know where to hang up our puffer vests, 106 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:44,091 so we just dropped them on some rando's desk. 107 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,226 Hi. You must be the guys from EzraVision. 108 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,296 Yes, I am Nick. And these are my guys. 109 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,597 Jay Pritchett, obviously. 110 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:52,099 Fellas, take a seat. Make yourself comfortable. 111 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,067 Which one is gonna be holding the tape recorder? 112 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,469 You know what? Why don't we just make this quick? 113 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,170 We actually have to go hang out in a bike shop 114 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,139 that only plays Drake. 115 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,743 So here's our offer, best and final. 116 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:03,944 Offer for what? 117 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,813 (chuckles) For your company. 118 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:06,980 We want to buy you out. 119 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,749 I'm sorry, we thought that you were here to just, 120 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:09,917 you know, get information. 121 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,985 Get out of here! 122 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,287 Dad, if you would just let me speak -- 123 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,655 Who do you think you are, 124 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,256 marching in here like a bunch of hotshots? 125 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,691 And why is nobody wearing socks?! 126 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,327 Ooh, lower the B.P., O.G. 127 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,795 We're actually trying to do you a favor. 128 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,298 Okay, I think you have this twisted. 129 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:27,034 This company has been around since before you all were born. 130 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:29,637 Except for maybe him. How is he part of this? 131 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:30,804 This guy? 132 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,473 That's our over-40 diversity hire. Ah. 133 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:35,709 Listen, we have developed smart-closet technology 134 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:38,512 that's gonna make places like this obsolete. 135 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,713 We are giving you a chance 136 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,214 to get out while you're still ahead. 137 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:44,352 Speaking of which -- Get out of here! 138 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,854 Okay. Offer's good for 48 hours. 139 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,055 Two get out of heres? 140 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,357 -Do you believe these punks? -(sighs) 141 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,359 I mean, and what was with all this eye contact? 142 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:55,028 In my day, nerds had the decency to stare at their shoes! 143 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,030 Their website looks legitimate. 144 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,899 I mean, they've got some pretty great clients. 145 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,501 Wait a second, is that Margaret? 146 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,903 She's working there. They must have poached her. 147 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,237 Brainwashed her, is what they did. 148 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,339 Margaret is very vulnerable. 149 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,040 I've had to rescue her a bunch of times 150 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,909 from cults and an Amway pyramid. 151 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,244 Come on. Let's get our girl back! 152 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,347 You were all the way out of the Grand Canyon 153 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,383 before you realized no one was on my donkey. 154 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,851 But, sure, let's go save Margaret. 155 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,420 Oh, wow! 156 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,990 Mom, my dinosaur party looks amazing! 157 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,392 But we're in that room. 158 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:28,396 Somebody must've done another dinosaur party right next to us. 159 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:29,897 Gloria? 160 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,732 Doctor Donna Duncan. 161 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,234 You remember my stepson, Digby. 162 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,235 (hisses) 163 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,771 He prefers nonverbal communication. 164 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,239 This is your party? 165 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,941 You see, I saw that you had signed up 166 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,342 to throw a party for Miss Jessica's class, 167 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:45,379 so I thought I'd throw a little party for Miss Elaine. 168 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:49,249 It belches fire and then shoots candy all over the room. 169 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,423 (doorbell rings) Hey, girl, hey! 170 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,757 I'm not going on your road trip. 171 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,592 What? Luke told me that you've been hounding him 172 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,394 because you don't want to drive cross-country alone. 173 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,895 Oh, I'm just trying to do you a favor. 174 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,597 You're going to a conference in Memphis. 175 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,098 It's only 12 hours out of my way. 176 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,568 Hey, no need to be afraid. 177 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,269 Afraid? (chuckles) 178 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,406 Manny, I'm a pretty girl who wears low-cut tops. 179 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,708 I know what a scared 19-year-old boy looks like. 180 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,812 Dude, you brought a pan flute to the fifth grade. 181 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,314 You serenade girls who are way out of your league. 182 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,751 You're a baller. You got this. 183 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,385 Thanks. 184 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,555 Anytime. 185 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,962 Manny. Manny, this is kidnapping. 186 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,264 Wow, this office is huge. 187 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:38,566 Just placed it. 188 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,568 This used to be Schweinberg's department store. 189 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,335 Wall of TVs over there. 190 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,638 I almost knocked down the display of fondue pots 191 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,741 when I saw they were letting Barbara Walters anchor the news. 192 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,510 NICK: (chuckles) Look who's here! 193 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:52,145 You are not gonna regret taking our offer. 194 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,180 Let's celebrate. 195 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,448 We're not here to sell. 196 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,116 We're here to bring Margaret home. 197 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,618 Who's Margaret? 198 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:58,786 Margie! 199 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,788 Margie-Marge! 200 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:02,956 How did they get you? 201 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,292 Are you still wandering around alone in pet stores? 202 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:08,962 I've told you, that's the kind of person these cults target! 203 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,698 I like it here. 204 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:14,635 They have one of those machines that makes every kind of soda. 205 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,804 But you're diabetic. And a grown-up. 206 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,540 You know, since you're here, why don't I show you the new model? 207 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,708 Come here. Come over here. 208 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:24,778 Come here. This is the EzraVision Elitist. 209 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:25,846 -Ohhh. -Yeah. 210 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,047 Stand right over there. 211 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,482 Face forward. 212 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:29,783 Good afternoon, Ezra. 213 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,619 EZRA: Good afternoon. How may I help you? 214 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:32,686 What is that? 215 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,155 Ezra, full body scan. 216 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,524 Here we go. 217 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,191 Scan complete. Searching wardrobe. Ha! 218 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,293 Based on today's weather forecast, 219 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,129 here's your optimal outfit. 220 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,631 Check the label. 221 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,167 -Just my size. -Yes, it is. 222 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,236 See, this is the future of closets -- 223 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,671 automated, intelligent -- 224 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,339 That's what they said about the "mood closet" in the '70s, 225 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,241 and I buried them. -Very cranky. 226 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,677 Yes, but he has earned the right to be cranky, 227 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,412 because my father is a giant in this industry, 228 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:02,215 and he had to skip his ice-cream sandwich today to come here. 229 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,152 Nick, it's time for laser tag. 230 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,087 Yes! You know what? 231 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,389 No matter how it shakes out, you can keep the pants. 232 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,024 Those are on me. Let's go! 233 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,192 Let's get the hell out of here. 234 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,727 Hang on, Dad. I... 235 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,529 I don't like these dorks any more than you do, 236 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,397 but they might be onto something. 237 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,832 What are you saying? Do you want to sell? 238 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,602 No, I was thinking more of a merger. 239 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:22,836 I did some digging, 240 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,905 and they are two years behind on production. 241 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,407 They need our manufacturing, 242 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,877 and frankly, we need their technology. 243 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:32,212 Nope, not gonna happen. End of conversation. 244 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,547 Really? Oh. 245 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,182 I-I'm having a business discussion. 246 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,284 I am not negotiating a new bedtime. 247 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,086 I'm not taking on an outside partner. 248 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,188 Oh, I get it, 'cause you're not very good with partners. 249 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,591 I mean, you put me in charge, like, nine times, 250 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,225 but if it's an important decision, 251 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,560 I should just shut up. 252 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,795 Well, I can't help it 253 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,763 if I have a sixth sense about this business. 254 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,565 Closets chose me! 255 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,933 (upbeat music playing) 256 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,102 Oh, my gosh! Hey! 257 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,237 It's going great over there, huh? 258 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,739 What's this? Are these kids in trouble? 259 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,709 That's a different, fancier party than this. 260 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,745 The only fun thing I have is that pyramid made out of -- 261 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:08,415 (gasps) Ay, Cam, look what your giant baby nephew did! 262 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:10,083 Yeah, but you know, it's not his fault. 263 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,452 He's three times the size of a child his age. 264 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,254 And you know what, some Tucker boys 265 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,890 have a young growth spurt that's no picnic. 266 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,792 I had to go to court to play Little League. 267 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,161 Cameron, sweetie! 268 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,495 I thought I heard your voice 269 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:25,766 cutting through the joyless silence of this... 270 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,134 I want to say party, 271 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,069 but I'm afraid it will sound sarcastic. 272 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,303 You guys are friends? 273 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,339 Uh, well, we go to the same blowout parlor, yeah. 274 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,174 Wait a minute, did you pay for my Belizian blowout 275 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,677 just so I would shout the details of Gloria's party 276 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,011 so you could outdo her? 277 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,113 Oh, look at you catching on. 278 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,482 Kids, sorry to wake you. 279 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,484 But I'm gonna leave these wristbands here 280 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:48,121 in case any of you want to come ride our roller coaster. 281 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,757 The mechanical kind, 282 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,291 not the emotional one you've been on 283 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,960 since you came through these doors. 284 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,795 Get out of here! 285 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,664 Not you, not you, not you. 286 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,598 MITCHELL: Oh, God, this is worse than I thought. 287 00:09:58,699 --> 00:09:59,967 There are so many eyes on me. 288 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,201 I mean, yes, sure, 289 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,136 less because of all the cyclopses, but still. 290 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,872 You can do this. Elf up. 291 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:08,375 My two favorite Rhine maidens! Linda! Karen! 292 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,477 Sold them a duplex. 293 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,446 Sweet home Alduzzarna, 294 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,349 it's The Foolmaker from Clash of Swords season five! 295 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,451 I'm only on season three. I-I feel lost. Help me. 296 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,987 Oh, okay. During the Feast of Figs, 297 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,022 the Forest Prince banished Migolaf the Wanderer 298 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,824 to the outer reaches of The Forsaken Realm. 299 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,727 Migolaf waylaid the Iguodalan Dwarves 300 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,362 and cursed the high cleric to an eternity of feeble-mindedness 301 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,498 using the mighty scepter known as... 302 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:34,534 Oh, my God. The Foolmaker. I got to get a selfie. 303 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,136 (groans) 304 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,871 H'oww! -Ooh, careful! Careful! 305 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,306 Oh, boy. Okay. -(chuckles) 306 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,473 Good thing it's not the real one 307 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,175 or I'd be cursed to spend the rest of my days 308 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,343 as a bumbling idiot. -(chuckles) 309 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,179 Aw, are you gonna have a little porridge maiden 310 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,180 or a little warrior? 311 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,382 I'm not pregnant, dipwad. 312 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,851 Phil, why would you say that?! 313 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,720 I don't know, it just came out. 314 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,722 I mean, The Foolmaker -- 315 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,890 You're not cursed, okay? It's a prop. It's not real. 316 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,026 All right. The panel's this way. 317 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,228 Hey, man. Sick scale armor! 318 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,563 Oh, really? You think so? It's not too much with the cape? 319 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,999 I wanted something that would go from feast to battle. 320 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,367 -Crushed it. -Yes! 321 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,869 Oh, we're about to take our annual Norph group photo. 322 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,270 You coming? -Yes, yes! 323 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,338 Phil, we're taking a pic-- 324 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,706 Oh, I'm sorry. I lost my friend. 325 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,743 Hey, most of us come alone. You don't have to pretend. 326 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,044 I -- Th-- 327 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,446 Oh, great, the Q&A's just starting. 328 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,613 Mitch? 329 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,715 JOEL: That's a very, very good question... 330 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,917 -Mitchell? -...and the answer to that is... 331 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,186 Scary ogre teeth. Where'd you get those? 332 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,688 I'm guessing my birth parents. 333 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,557 I'm so sorry. 334 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,060 Why can't I just (loudly) shut up? 335 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,094 (crowd gasping) 336 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,796 Sorry, was I going on too long? 337 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,931 I didn't -- (gasps) 338 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,968 You're Joel L.L. Logan. 339 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,204 What's your question, friend? 340 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,939 -Oh, uh... -Don't be shy. 341 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,307 I may have created this kingdom, 342 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,409 but we're all fellow heirs to it. 343 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,377 Isn't that right? 344 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:53,413 (crowd whistling distinctly) 345 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,083 In that case, Mr. Logan... 346 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,751 Uh, I read on a fan page 347 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,453 there's gonna be a Mozgovian uprising in the season finale 348 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,589 that'll wipe out the entire ruling class, 349 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:06,659 including the gruesome beheading of Adebayo the Righteous. 350 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,996 Um... 351 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,731 Wait, a-are you -- are you gonna kill Adebayo? 352 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,666 What? No, no. 353 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,103 Who's -- Who -- Who's Adebayo? (chuckles) 354 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,005 Oh, dear lord. It is true. (crowd murmuring) 355 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:21,141 You fool! Why would you ask him that?! 356 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,576 We all stay off of spoiler sites for a reason! 357 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,947 This show is the only thing I've got going on, and you ruined it! 358 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,315 (crowd booing) 359 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,316 Ohh! Ow! 360 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,151 They let you bring your spheres?! 361 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,353 They took away my tweezers! 362 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,125 (gasps) Manny? 363 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,960 This is the check Mrs. Nussbaum gave me 364 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,494 to drive her car to Delaware. 365 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,863 It's yours if you come with me. 366 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,965 -Okay. -Wait, what? 367 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,967 Well, Haley already warned me you'd be asking, 368 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,268 and I thought, "Sure." 369 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,970 My favorite research institute is on the way. 370 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,772 And I could bring my windsock and barometer 371 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,308 for that new weather modeling project I've been noodling with. 372 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,010 Huh. 373 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,213 I couldn't help noticing a lot of loose hairs on your pillow 374 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:04,517 and a stack of fully completed Sudoku books. 375 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,820 Weren't you supposed to be taking it easy this summer? 376 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,321 No school, no projects -- 377 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,489 Yeah, I'm loving it. 378 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,958 What are the chances I open your dresser 379 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,692 and find a calendar with three X'd out days 380 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,362 and a giant red circle around the date school starts again? 381 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,530 You don't know me. 382 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,834 Look, you're facing a challenge that scares you, 383 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,170 but you know in your heart you need to take it on 384 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,338 because it'll help you grow 385 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:29,342 and become a stronger, more balanced person. 386 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,510 Ugh. 387 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,180 Of course I know you're right, but it's hard! 388 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,182 People are out there discovering planets, 389 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,884 and I'm in here doing BuzzFeed quizzes. 390 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,485 Like if I were to be a Beatle, who would I be? 391 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,254 I'd be Ringo. Who cares, Manny?! 392 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,223 Manny? 393 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,558 (fiddle playing) Whoo-hoo! 394 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,995 ** 395 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,864 MITCHELL: I may have lost Phil, but I found my people. 396 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,432 And the choreography was a snap. 397 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:56,203 It's basically a river dance, uh, crossed with the hora. 398 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,771 (crowd celebrating) I bring news from the Catalina Room! 399 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,441 A dark shadow has fallen upon the kingdom. 400 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,543 The gods will not be pleased by this -- 401 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,711 Just get to it, Gary! 402 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,379 Some dingus just spoiled the finale! 403 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,347 (crowd gasping) 404 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,016 This shall not go unpunished! 405 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,583 Let's get him! 406 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,685 (crowd cheers) 407 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,891 Where have you been? I've been waiting forever. 408 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,426 I was angry. I needed to take a walk 409 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,628 so I could forget how pigheaded you can be. 410 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:22,862 You want to take another lap? 411 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,432 Dad, I am right about this. 412 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,268 Eventually Nick is gonna figure out how to keep up with demand, 413 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,937 and then where are we gonna be? 414 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,605 I know your style has always been just tough it out 415 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,774 and -- and beat back every threat -- 416 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,775 That's not it, Claire. 417 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,077 You're right. We can't beat these guys. 418 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,080 A merger's the only long-term play. 419 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,584 I just don't know who I am in there. 420 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,255 What? They're all 25, zippin' around on their... 421 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,256 The hoverboards? 422 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,224 What's that make me, the cute old guy? 423 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,425 The mascot? 424 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,094 "Old man Pritchett's in the men's room. 425 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,430 Let's go watch him cuss out the automatic faucets again." 426 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,099 Aw, Dad. 427 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,433 I can't promise that 428 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,970 you wouldn't feel old in that building, 429 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,605 but from the outside looking in, 430 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,074 I mean, you're the guy 431 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,509 who's holding his own with kids a third his age. 432 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,846 That makes you like the... the Tony Bennett of closets. 433 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,749 I told you I took an elevator with him in Rome, right? 434 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,418 Yeah, you did. And you know what, 435 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,652 in that building, there's a bunch of people 436 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,521 who have never heard that story. 437 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,257 Did he have a Chihuahua with him? 438 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,425 -A mink. -A mink? 439 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,960 -A live mink. -Yeah. 440 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,129 -All class. -Yeah. 441 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,131 It's just a little intimidating. 442 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,000 You don't think they're gonna be scared of you? 443 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,768 Come on. Dad, look at them. 444 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,639 I don't care what ironic T-shirt their closets pick out for them. 445 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,475 Underneath, they're still nerds. 446 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:43,476 (key beeps) 447 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:47,014 (car horn honking) 448 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,016 (key beeps, alarm stops) (laughs) I can't. 449 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,517 Yeah, this might be okay. 450 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,319 (chuckles) 451 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,620 (crowd murmuring) 452 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,887 I want to see him. Let me through, let me through! 453 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,189 (gasps) 454 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,457 (whispering) You're the spoiler? 455 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,858 I didn't do it on purpose! 456 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,227 It was The Foolmaker! 457 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,694 The scepter is a prop, okay? 458 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,196 It's just the power of suggestion. 459 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,898 Mitchell, they want to take away my all-access pass. 460 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,734 You've got to help me. -You know this scoundrel? 461 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,169 Uh, yeah, I think our kids go to school with one -- 462 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,171 Mitchell! Okay yes, yes -- yes, I know him. 463 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,339 I know him! -They're monsters. 464 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,874 They've been pelting me with Chobani flail spheres. 465 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,176 Wait -- Ch-Chobani, like the yoghurt? 466 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,478 The show took on corporate sponsors in season four. 467 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,846 Oh. 468 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:20,813 (crowd cheering) 469 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,515 Seriously, Gary? 470 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,750 I helped you build a deck! 471 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,053 Okay, stop, stop it! What are we doing, huh? 472 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,720 Is this how Norphs behave? 473 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,988 Actually, we're quite war-like. 474 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:32,825 Okay, well...look, look, this man, he made a mistake, 475 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,427 but if we banish him, 476 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:38,031 we're no better than the people who shamed us all these years, 477 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,833 who -- who picked us last for team sports, 478 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:44,271 who left us off of group e-mails about bar association dances. 479 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:48,375 We're all oddballs and misfits and weirdos, 480 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:52,245 but the great thing about this place is we all belong, 481 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,780 especially this good man, 482 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,284 who gave me the courage to conquer my fear 483 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,087 and become part of this community. 484 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,554 Let's welcome him back. 485 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,556 The red one, Gary! 486 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,460 Where is that dinosaur? 487 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,928 I certainly hope I don't 488 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,597 accidentally turn off the lights. 489 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,466 As a gay man, I know every party planner in town. 490 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,935 So I sent out a group text, and as luck would have it, 491 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,571 my friend Ronaldo was wrapping up a kid's Peter Pan party. 492 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,208 And I said, "Send me whatever you got." 493 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,710 I think I hear some music! (techno music playing) 494 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,946 Where my Lost Boys at?! 495 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,381 What the hell is this?! 496 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,151 I thought you said you were at a kid's Peter Pan party. 497 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:34,287 No, no, no. I said, "Kit's Peter Pan party." 498 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,223 It's his 11th time turning 50. 499 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,825 Close your eyes! No! Don't look at that! 500 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,160 Please, I'm so sorry! 501 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,229 Enough! Enough! 502 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,431 Everybody out! Even the kids! 503 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,467 I can't fight this anymore. Go to the nice party! 504 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,336 Just follow the fairy! 505 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,005 She meant me. Everybody calm down. 506 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,275 Thank you so much for today. 507 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,643 I-I never would've gone through with it 508 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,278 if you hadn't inspired me. 509 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,012 I inspired you? Mm. 510 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,481 Wait. 511 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,015 In book the third, the high cleric 512 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,152 overcomes the curse of The Foolmaker 513 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,586 by being pure of heart 514 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,755 and goes on to be a great inspirer of people. 515 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,022 Do you think -- 516 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,263 You seem glum. 517 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:20,933 Perhaps you should be turning your passions elsewhere. 518 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,470 You're right. I'm going back to vet school. 519 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,772 It's about time I grew up. 520 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,641 (sighs) I'm sorry, Gloria. 521 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,377 It's okay. I'm not mad. 522 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,644 What happened to the party? 523 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,646 Cam ruined it two ways. 524 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,949 I just wanted a nice party for Joe. 525 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,151 There's only so long 526 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,687 that you can make things perfect for them. 527 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,455 Suddenly, they move on. 528 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,623 They wake up one morning 529 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,859 and they want to drive cross-country all alone. 530 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,060 Oh, right, Manny. 531 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,331 I know you're scared, but your should feel proud. 532 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,999 You took kind of a... 533 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,567 You can say it -- a weird kid. 534 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,703 A weird kid, and turned him into somebody 535 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,137 so comfortable with himself 536 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:02,008 that he's willing to take on a pretty big adventure. 537 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,310 Thank you, Cam. 538 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,511 I wish I had that. 539 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,678 I mean, I was a weird kid 540 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,480 whose family only made him feel weirder. 541 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,682 I mean, it took until today to do an adventure 542 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,219 that I have wanted to do since I was Manny's age. 543 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,354 I-I went to Hero-Con. 544 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,555 Not in costume? 545 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,589 Affirmative, Fizbo. 546 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,824 Okay, if this is something you're into, 547 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,158 why haven't you ever told me? 548 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,393 I haven't told anyone. 549 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,229 I mean, I tried with my mom once, 550 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,997 but I chickened out and told her I was gay instead. 551 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,833 And I-I wasn't even sure at that point. 552 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:30,503 Why are there so many ways for a parent to break a kid? 553 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,538 Ugh. 554 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,505 CAL: Hug! 555 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,242 No, no, no! 556 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,443 Oh. 557 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,944 Oh. 558 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:41,381 Aw, you know, it makes me worried for this little guy. 559 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,216 I love my parents, 560 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:47,119 but they weren't exactly the best when I was... 561 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,756 when I was this. 562 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,426 Go play. 563 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:57,964 Mitchell, I'm, uh, proud of the risk you took today 564 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,466 following your heart. 565 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,301 You should do more of that. 566 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,703 Cam, should Cal live with us? 567 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,772 He -- He should. 568 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,540 -Yeah. -Very well. 569 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,642 Sorry we're late. Traffic, you know. 570 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,278 I keep telling you to try Waze, 571 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,614 but you're scared of technology, and you shouldn't be. 572 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,116 We're merging Pritchett's with a high-tech closet company. 573 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,551 Excellent. 574 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:23,122 And, Gloria, you speak often of your passion for ventriloquism. 575 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,625 It's been a long day, Phil. 576 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,960 This one needs more time. 577 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,262 MANNY: Notes from the road. 578 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,398 Alternate title, The United States of Me. 579 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,733 Fear -- Friend or Foe? 580 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:37,404 As children, we're taught to fear what can hurt us. 581 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,905 (scoffs) 582 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,907 But as adults, we're expected to conquer 583 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,609 what we're afraid of. 584 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,243 ** 585 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,145 So what are fears? 586 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,647 Do they keep us alive? 587 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,248 Or do they keep us from living? 588 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,583 HALEY: Hey! 589 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,685 You're blocking the driveway. Hit the road already. 590 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,654 Okay, I'm going. 591 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:59,459 Jay, hurry up, we want to go home! 592 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,528 JAY: I can't get this damn thing to work! 593 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,963 Oh, no, is it one of those automatic sinks? 594 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,798 You know what, he should do a hard reboot -- 595 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,367 go back to the urinal and re-approach. 596 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,601 What's going on in there? 597 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,137 I can't even get a trickle out of this thing! 598 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,706 Oh, I find not thinking about it helps! 599 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,174 -No, it's the sink. -It's the sink. 600 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,809 JAY: Makes no sense! 601 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,978 I'm waving my arms like I'm directing a plane into a gate! 602 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,148 He's gonna break it like he broke the remote control. 603 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,951 Let's just go! The paper towel thing is automatic, too! 604 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,519 CLAIRE: Oh, Dad. 605 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:32,492 -- Captions by VITA --