1 00:00:02,263 --> 00:00:05,135 [ Dog panting ] 2 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:06,267 Oh, no. 3 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,617 Has it been a year already? 4 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:11,881 ♪ You're a grand old flag, you're a high-flying flag ♪ 5 00:00:11,924 --> 00:00:14,840 ♪ And forever in peace may you wave ♪ 6 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,321 We love the Fourth of July. 7 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:18,496 It's the perfect holiday. 8 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:22,196 You get to cook outside, blow stuff up, wear shorts. 9 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,111 Easter should be taking notes. 10 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:28,071 Both: ♪ Keep your eyes on the grand old flag ♪ 11 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,681 That was longer than I remember. 12 00:00:29,725 --> 00:00:30,900 [ Cellphone buzzes ] 13 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,641 Hello? 14 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:36,166 Joe, you should be thankful that you live in this country. 15 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:39,517 I spent half of my childhood in a Banana Republic. 16 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:40,953 It was the only store in my village 17 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:42,172 that had air-conditioner. 18 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:44,000 Yes, Mr. President. 19 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,176 Yes, sir, I'd be honored to, sir. Thank you. 20 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,178 [ Cellphone beeps ]Amazing news. 21 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,485 The grand marshal for today's parade just got #MeToo'd, 22 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:52,139 and they need me to fill in. 23 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:54,880 [ Gasps ] Oh, Jay, I'm so happy for you! 24 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:57,013 So, now the only thing left on your bucket list 25 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,363 is to bare-knuckle fight a Russian! 26 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:00,364 [ Laughs ] Ay! 27 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,801 Oh, and Manny's gonna be back home 28 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:06,109 from his big road trip just in time for the parade. 29 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,503 He's been gone for so long. I can't wait to see him. 30 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:09,765 That's great! 31 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,375 We'll have the whole family back together with me 32 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:13,551 to ride in the convertible LeBaron. 33 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:14,596 Joe, how's your parade wave? 34 00:01:15,553 --> 00:01:17,207 We'll work on it. 35 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:18,382 ♪ Every heart beats true 36 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,123 ♪ For the red, white, and blue ♪ 37 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,255 ♪ Where there's never a... ♪ 38 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,561 --Captions by VITAC-- 39 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:26,564 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 40 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:29,263 and brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 41 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:32,266 ♪♪ 42 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,574 More! 43 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:41,405 Yeah. I've got time to help you. 44 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:42,928 Oh, look at your cousin being so sweet 45 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,365 and helping out a friend. 46 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,976 Ugh! Such a weak little coward. 47 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:47,977 Are we done yet? 48 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,284 No. It's a really big bridge. 49 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,416 Or maybe you're just a really tiny man. 50 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,809 [ Car horn honks ] 51 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,767 Things were going great on my cross-country drive 52 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:57,639 until I fell behind schedule 53 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,989 after I developed a perfectly rational, fact-based fear 54 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:02,252 of driving over bridges. 55 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,733 [ Telephone ringing ]I called Cam for support since he taught driver's ed, 56 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,169 but he wasn't around. 57 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,083 What? 58 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,737 Turns out a strong verbal lashing 59 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:11,348 was exactly what I needed to get me across that bridge 60 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:14,090 and the many others that cover this country like a cancer. 61 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,311 Okay, Cal. Let's say hi to Mommy. 62 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:18,573 Say, "Hi, Mommy!"Whoa, whoa. 63 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,836 if I'm in that shot, back up a-and turn the lights down. 64 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:23,404 We had Chinese food last night. I look like a blowfish. 65 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,057 Okay, you know what, Mitchell? It's not about you. 66 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:27,582 I promised we would send a video of Cal 67 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:30,019 to my sister for her birthday, 68 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:32,978 and that was a week ago, so we got to get it done. 69 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:36,330 We have been watching my big-for-his-age nephew Cal 70 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,114 while my sister Pameron is -- 71 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,072 is back in Missouri paying off a little debt. 72 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:41,422 To society. She's in prison. 73 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:42,814 For a tiny parole violation. 74 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:44,294 She tried something on in a store 75 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,208 and accidentally walked out. 76 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,862 It was another woman's purse. 77 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,472 The silver lining is, 78 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:51,606 Cal is benefiting from our parenting experience. 79 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:54,217 Mitchell is molding young Cal's brain 80 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,654 while I handle the young boy's body. 81 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,134 It's a miracle we're not in prison. 82 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,396 Yeah. 83 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,269 Okay, let's sing the alphabet for Mommy. 84 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:03,487 Come on, you and I worked on this. 85 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,228 A, B... 86 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,838 6! 87 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,449 You know, I think I put so much information in there, 88 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,320 it's getting jumbled up on the way out. 89 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:11,582 Well, let's -- let's do some of your stuff. 90 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:12,670 Throw him a ball or something. 91 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,629 Oh, okay, yeah. That's a great idea. 92 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,631 Okay, on the count of 3, Cal. 93 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,850 Are you ready? 1, 2, 3! 94 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,374 Oh. Okay. 95 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,071 All right, um... well, hugs! 96 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,942 Hey, how about a hug? 97 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,292 Aww. 98 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:26,815 He is such a good hugger. 99 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:27,903 Okay, here's the thing -- 100 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,383 football camp started when Cal came. 101 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:30,645 Then I was laid up 102 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,473 because of that dinner at Absolutely Crabulous. 103 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:35,389 Well, don't worry. I've been slacking on my end, too. 104 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:38,043 Yeah, but I've been telling Pam that Cal is thriving here. 105 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:40,785 We can't send her a video of him reciting his AB6s! 106 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,918 I wonder... 107 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:44,485 Go on. I'm in. 108 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,530 Is it possible to shoot him in a way 109 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,358 that makes him look better than he is? 110 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,273 Oh, honey, are you kidding? Vin Diesel's a movie star. 111 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,405 Anything's possible with editing. 112 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,061 What do you got there? 113 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:58,281 Oh, just choosing some classes for college. 114 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,152 This one looks interesting. 115 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,284 "In this intensive" -- 116 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,330 Nope. 117 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,941 Drop that! 118 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,725 Game day, buddy. 119 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:10,075 For the first time ever, Luke and I are taking part 120 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,512 in the sport of kings, 121 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:12,904 the savory science. 122 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:15,429 We're teamed in a parent/child hot-dog-eating contest. 123 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,561 We've been training for weeks, and I'm proud to say that Luke, 124 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:20,869 like his old man, is blessed with a dogger's mouth. 125 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:22,566 I felt something tear inside. 126 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,220 Push through it. 127 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,353 You'll thank me when you start to feel the gorger's high. 128 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:27,702 Ugh. 129 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:32,924 Aah! What the hell?! 130 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,578 Oh, is the hot dog making you angry? 131 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,580 An angry stomach is 12% larger. 132 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:37,538 Boo! 133 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:39,235 I think we've got a real shot 134 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,106 to take down Rhonda and Thandie Hodak. 135 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,456 But they're undefeated. 136 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,545 I guess that makes us "under-dogs." 137 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,895 Mm. How long you been sitting on that one? 138 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:49,201 Not as long as you've been sitting on that couch. 139 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,464 -Hm. -Hey, hey. 140 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:51,769 Can I get in on that floor bagel? 141 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:54,772 Alex decided to take off some time earlier this summer, 142 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,905 and, like everything else she does, 143 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,602 she did it a little too well. 144 00:04:58,646 --> 00:04:59,734 [ Clatter ] 145 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,039 Who's there? 146 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,389 Did you bring food? 147 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:04,391 Uh...tomatoes. 148 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,393 But they won't be ready for six weeks. 149 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:07,698 You have a backup? 150 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:09,439 Well, I fell asleep on my phone, 151 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,485 and I think my face ordered another one. 152 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:12,703 Oh. 153 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,531 You know, do you want to join me? 154 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,011 You go back to work in a few weeks. 155 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,708 You'll regret it if you don't relax a little. 156 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,580 Uh, okay. Sure. 157 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:22,060 The-- This can wait 10 minutes 158 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:25,499 until I get him into the ground, right? 159 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,935 [ Television plays ] 160 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,850 Can you scratch my nose? I feel like you're closer. 161 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,634 Okay, up on the table 162 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:33,507 for a little stomach massage and heckler prep. 163 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,596 Hey, gals, things haven't been going that great 164 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,424 between me and Arvin, and he's stopping by 165 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,469 to say goodbye before leaving for Switzerland. 166 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,166 Could you take off the onesies 167 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:43,255 and make it look like we don't live in an insane asylum? 168 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:46,084 You suck! You eat like a moron![ Doorbell rings ] 169 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,085 Oh, my God! 170 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,391 It's like you want Arvin 171 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,828 to throw his return ticket off an Alp! 172 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:53,048 Mm. No wonder she's so stressed. 173 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,832 She's wearing, like, a seven-sie. 174 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,532 [ Exhales deeply ] 175 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,969 Haley. Fancy meeting you here. 176 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:03,450 [ Laughs ] -Wait, why? I-I live here. 177 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,843 No, I-I know. I was -- I was making a joke. 178 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:07,192 It was stupid. 179 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:09,281 Oh, no, it -- it wasn't stupid. It was funny. 180 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:10,631 Well, you didn't laugh. 181 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,546 Well, do it again. I'll laugh this time. 182 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,243 I'd rather not. 183 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,419 Sorry. I'm just, um, a little -- 184 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:19,291 I'm really nervous, and I feel like this goodbye 185 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:20,641 has so much pressure on it. 186 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,904 So let's just relax and be with each other. 187 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:25,602 I actually have to go. 188 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:26,603 [ Laughs ] 189 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,344 No, seriously. 190 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,085 I misread my itinerary, 191 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,000 and I have to get to the airport. 192 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,915 No! So, uh, this is it? 193 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,699 This is goodbye? 194 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,527 I'm afraid so. 195 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:38,354 I'm gonna miss you. 196 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,660 I'll miss you, too. 197 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,444 Aww.[ Horn honks ] 198 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,490 That's my car. I should probably -- 199 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,230 [ Horn blares ] Okay. 200 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,581 Uh, well... goodbye, Haley. 201 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:52,673 Oh! 202 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,326 Love you. 203 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:55,153 [ Door opens ] 204 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,285 Love you, too. 205 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,159 Is he gone? 206 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:03,858 -Yeah? -Oh, good. 207 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:05,599 No one wants old fuddy-duddy dad 208 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:07,122 ruining the big romantic moment. 209 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,993 I'll be upstairs hiding in Luke's closet. 210 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,739 All right. There we go, Cal. Chew the peanut butter. 211 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:16,827 See? Now, with editing, we can make it look like 212 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,307 he's saying anything we want -- 213 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,309 numbers, the alphabet, a joke about Jewish people. 214 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:21,615 Pam loves those. 215 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,094 Movie tricks come easy to me -- 216 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:25,706 you know, clowns being naturals at deception. 217 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,708 It's true -- a couple months into dating, 218 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,536 Cam told me he was a clown, 219 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,146 did a little performance for me, 220 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:32,539 and I -- I did feel deceived. 221 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:36,325 Okay, now, when I say "action," 222 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:37,674 Cal's gonna throw me the ball. 223 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,067 You're gonna walk backwards, 224 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,634 and then in editing, I'll reverse it 225 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,331 to make it look like Cal's catching the ball 226 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:43,506 and you're walking normally. 227 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,160 Why am I even in it at all? 228 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:47,510 Remind me of something, Mitchell -- is the best art made 229 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:50,470 by a million voices chiming in or one man with a single vision? 230 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:54,909 [ Keys clicking ]Okay, and we'll lay in the piano later. 231 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:59,217 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪ 232 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:03,352 ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪ 233 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:04,571 -I have to pee! -He has to pee. 234 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,311 Okay, he has to pee. Yep. 235 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,574 All right. Take five! 236 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,141 Lily, this is our first cut, 237 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:13,188 so if you see anything wonky, let us know. 238 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:16,626 [ Classical music plays] 239 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:17,758 Oh. Hello, Mommy. 240 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,586 Happy birthday. 241 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:22,676 1 plus 1 is 2. 242 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,416 [ Pen clicks ] Simple math. 243 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,809 [ Different child's voice ] I can catch a ball. 244 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:30,597 How'd you miss the cat? 245 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,947 I didn't. That take was your best walk. 246 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:34,818 [ "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" plays on piano] 247 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,824 That is gold. 248 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,826 [ Big-band music plays] 249 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,611 [ Tapping] 250 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,789 Why the giant bottle of wine? 251 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:49,920 It's for perspective, 252 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,618 and nobody's asking that question. 253 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,141 Didn't I just ask it? 254 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,229 Cam. 255 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,405 Yeah, I know. It's certified rotten. 256 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:57,754 [ Tapping ] 257 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,367 [ Loud chomping] 258 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:04,239 Luke. 259 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,371 He's only getting 1/3 of the dog on his first bite. 260 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,156 Anything less than half, and you're playing for second. 261 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:11,855 Well, the good news is, the Fourth is weeks away. 262 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,248 Um... 263 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,598 it's -- it's today. 264 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,034 Toda-- 265 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,035 June...? 266 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,863 Yeah -- gone. Oh. 267 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,082 [ Footsteps approach ] 268 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,954 There you are! It's almost time for our show. 269 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,042 Wait -- what are you wearing? 270 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,087 Alex: Clothes? 271 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,392 I got to get back into school mode 272 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,220 before I lose my edge. 273 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:30,787 Mom, you might want to think about rejoining life 274 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,615 before yourbrain freezes, too. 275 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,617 Yeah, don't you worry about... 276 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:35,618 [ Thud ]me. 277 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:36,706 [ Laughs ] 278 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,535 What's that? 279 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,406 Oh. Um... 280 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,320 Listen. 281 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:46,673 No dad wants to have this talk with his son, but... 282 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,675 you're just not eating enough hot dogs. 283 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,415 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry. 284 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,636 For some reason, I just -- I can't focus. 285 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,682 I think what Luke is trying to say is, 286 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:56,813 he's too old for this contest 287 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,815 and he doesn't have the heart to tell you. 288 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,557 That's impossible. I'm an adult. I'm still super into it. 289 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:05,126 Yeah. My 20s should be my prime hot-dog-eating years. 290 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,867 That was just my first attempt. 291 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,695 I'm gonna figure this out. Hang on. 292 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:12,437 Despite what Alex says, I have not lost my edge. 293 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,570 Something just clicked. 294 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,703 Fine. You're right -- it's college. 295 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,443 It is? Yeah. 296 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:19,880 I'm distracted because I'm feeling some pressure 297 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,838 on which classes to take. 298 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,361 But don't worry. I'm gonna figure it out. 299 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,583 Wow. How could you tell? 300 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:31,761 I'm just a... perceptive guy. 301 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,807 I wasn't talking about Luke. The clicking was in my jaw. 302 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,723 My old TMJ injury was back, thanks to all the training. 303 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,942 I got it in college when I bet my roommate 304 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,815 I could out-Frisbee-catch his golden retriever. 305 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,425 And guess who wo-- Aah! 306 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:46,907 -Ugh. -Aw. 307 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,952 Arvin and I had the worst goodbye. 308 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,867 Aww.It's been such a weird past couple months. 309 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,477 That long? 310 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,131 It feels like it all started in the hospital, 311 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,524 after I told him I loved him. 312 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,960 There you go. 313 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,483 That's it. You pressured him. 314 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,529 Too much, too soon.Maybe. 315 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,531 Something's not lining up. 316 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:03,924 Okay, you're right. 317 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,273 Seriously?! 318 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,709 Something happened in the hospital 319 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:07,928 while Arvin was gone. 320 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,191 [ Knock on door ] 321 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,409 Lost again? 322 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,760 No. This time, I meantto come back. 323 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,849 I have some pretty big news. 324 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,938 You should probably be sitting for this. 325 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,287 O...kay. 326 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,941 [ Whirring ] 327 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:25,989 [ Whirring stops ] 328 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:26,860 I lied. 329 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,992 I'm not married anymore. 330 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,994 My wife left me for her ex-husband. 331 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,256 I'm a divorcé. 332 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,737 Why are you telling me this? 333 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,305 Because I'm back in town, I'm going to nursing school, 334 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,524 and we might run into each other. 335 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,961 I don't want to spend the rest of my life 336 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,963 pretending my wife is in the bathroom. 337 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:46,357 Yeah, I wouldstart to worry about her after a while. 338 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,403 Well, I'm sorry it didn't work out. 339 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:51,145 It's okay. I don't think we ever really got each other. 340 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,537 Like, you know how 341 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,887 when you and I used to go to concerts, 342 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,193 we used to just look at each other and know... 343 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,978 It was time for me to get on your shoulders 344 00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,022 and throw my bra at the drummer. 345 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,197 [ Both laugh ] Yeah. 346 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,243 Like, you probably have that with Arvin, right? 347 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,679 Definitely.That's awesome. 348 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,898 With my wife, 349 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:08,640 she's pretty and smart and a doctor. 350 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,381 But if you're always telling yourself 351 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:11,687 how lucky you are, 352 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,994 it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself 353 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:14,821 how happy you are. 354 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,823 Right? 355 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,042 I brought ice chips. 356 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:22,045 Or are they ice frieshere? 357 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:22,916 Oh! 358 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,700 Ha. 359 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,486 I can't believe Dylan got into my head. 360 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,271 I can't believe he got into nursing school. 361 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,797 That's the biggest one they got? 362 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,408 Yes, and I'm not going back again. 363 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,280 Have you seen Manny? I've been looking all over for him. 364 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,629 I don't see him. 365 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,066 I've been here, busy inspecting the troops. 366 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,286 Young lady, could you straighten that hat? 367 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,418 Sir, that -- that horn could use a shine. 368 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:48,855 Haircut. 369 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,726 Gloria, if this goes well, in a couple of months, 370 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,380 I'll be lighting the town Christmas tree. 371 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,424 Take that, Dad! 372 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:54,730 You know what is weird? 373 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,428 After so many years at Carnivàle, 374 00:12:57,472 --> 00:13:00,083 to be at a parade with people fully dressed. 375 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,302 Gloria, focus. 376 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,956 You've got a big role in this. 377 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:03,826 After I cut the ribbon, 378 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,872 it's your job to fire off the cannon. 379 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,265 That's the signal for everybody to start marching. 380 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,050 But isn't the grand marshal's job 381 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,399 to fire the cannon? 382 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,966 So the ribbon cuts itself? 383 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,532 Gloria, what you don't know about parades... 384 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,707 [ Cellphone buzzing ]Wait, wait. 385 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,449 [ Gasps ] Papi! Hello. 386 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,625 Are you coming? The parade is about to start. 387 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,714 Hey! Jay! 388 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,064 Hey, Tom! How's it going? 389 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:24,847 Great, actually. 390 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,067 My wife and I, we're back together. 391 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,677 I-- Well, not exactly. 392 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,113 I mean, we're going on dates. 393 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,245 We're hoping to recapture --Yeah, yeah. 394 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,550 I want to hear all about it, 395 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,248 but I think the local paper needs a photo. 396 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,989 Oh. O-Of course. Yeah. 397 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,033 Gloria, get in the shot. 398 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,078 [ Sighs ] 399 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,775 Gloria. 400 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,560 But you promised that you were going to come. 401 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,127 Just shoot. No, go ahead -- shoot it. 402 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,912 What? Okay. 403 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,130 No, no, not yet! 404 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,611 [ Marching band plays ] 405 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,919 Damn it, Gloria! It's not cutting! 406 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:53,920 These aren't lefties! 407 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:57,924 Grand Marshal. 408 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,012 Take that, Grandpa! 409 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,274 You must be on top of the world. 410 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,884 Well, I'm putting on a brave face 411 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,320 for the good of the country, but the truth is, 412 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,105 we did not get off to a great start. 413 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,150 Gloria is not on her game today, 414 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,064 and I'm afraid she's gonna forget 415 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,719 to lead the standing ovation after my speech. 416 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,721 Hm. In fact, I'm tagging you in. 417 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,897 Your cue is "pursuit of happiness." 418 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,768 And if you could sell it, a "bravo" would be nice. 419 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,988 Okay. I-I know what's wrong with Gloria. 420 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,903 This is a big day for you, and she's feeling left out. 421 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,035 No, that's not it. 422 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,253 Damn it. 423 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,907 You're not getting here till tomorrow? 424 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:27,736 How does your name even have the word "man" in it? 425 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:28,955 Something just clicked. 426 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,347 Jaw trouble? No! 427 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,611 She was just on with Manny, who's not coming. 428 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,918 Don't Gloria and Manny have some Fourth of July tradition? 429 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,789 Come to think of it, 430 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,009 they share a slice of apple pie and watch the fireworks. 431 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,924 They've been doing that every year since he was born! 432 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:45,797 Until thisyear, which is why Gloria is upset. 433 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,147 Yes! You're right! 434 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,713 Mm-hmm. I let the sash go to my head. 435 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:49,932 I never should have brought it! 436 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,412 Oh, I can help you out, 437 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,327 but you're gonna have to give up on your little speech thing. 438 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,068 Hey, kid. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where'd you get the fireworks? 439 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,069 You a cop? 440 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,809 Oh, co-- 441 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,420 There's a stand in the grocery store parking lot. 442 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,987 But he's closing up. 443 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,858 You get the fireworks and the apple pie. 444 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,294 I will take care of Manny. 445 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,209 I am back. I am really back! 446 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:07,515 My car's blocked in. 447 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,777 All this traffic, I'll never make it. 448 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:09,952 Look at that -- right there. 449 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:10,997 [ Horn beeps ] 450 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,173 Check out! I'm a Shriner. [ Laughs ] 451 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,218 Cool! Listen, I need to borrow your car. 452 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,393 It's kind of an emergency. 453 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,439 But my dad's excited to see me in the parade. 454 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,788 He was a Tuskegee Airman. 455 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,877 Maybe the minute you stop trying so hard 456 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,748 is the minute he'll start loving you. 457 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,315 Now hop out of there and go clear a path for me 458 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,795 through those lawn chairs. 459 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,275 Come on. I'll help you out.But...I don't -- 460 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,192 Oh, how about this one, okay? 461 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,976 Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll be good at this. 462 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,978 Okay, don't you think this is a little hateful -- 463 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,111 waterboarding a clown for a prize?Oh, come on. 464 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,851 You guys spray each other with seltzer all the time. 465 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,244 That's between two consenting clowns. 466 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,594 All right, one second. Let's get this. 467 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,032 Okay, go ahead. Okay. 468 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,164 No. No. Wrong way, wrong way.Oh, okay, all right, all right, You got to -- 469 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,600 -Okay, it's fine. -You know what? 470 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,907 Maybe it's just time we admit to Pam 471 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,822 we haven't taught him a thing. 472 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,216 You know, I just -- I don't want to let him down. 473 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,653 I-I've come to really enjoy having him around. 474 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,133 I know, I know. Me too. 475 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,135 But it's not like we're bad at parenting. 476 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,833 I mean, Lily turned out to be a smart, sensitive little girl. 477 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,662 Ugh! You're a disgrace to this family! 478 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,143 Manny: I don't think you heard me. I'm over the bridge. 479 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,014 I know. Now we're just catching up. 480 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,277 Sorry I didn't win. 481 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,671 Oh, no, no, no. You don't have to apologize, okay? 482 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,020 No, no, you did just great. 483 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,022 Oh! We'rethe ones who need to do better. 484 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,893 And you know what? You give great hugs. 485 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,852 Hey. We taught him that. 486 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,941 Well, too bad it isn't exactly a skill. 487 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,029 [ Chuckling ] Yeah. 488 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,030 Or is it? 489 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,205 [ Sheep bleats ] 490 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,946 Mutton busting?! 491 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,165 Why? What is that? 492 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,081 It's a sheep rodeo for kids. 493 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,734 It's like you didn't even have a childhood. 494 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,301 Come on! 495 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,261 Announcer: The hot dog contest is about to begin. 496 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,914 Sorry I'm not in worse shape for this. 497 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,265 Don't worry about it, buddy. You've had a lot on your mind. 498 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,267 Any luck choosing your courses? 499 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,311 Not yet. 500 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,531 I don't really want to talk about that right now. 501 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,054 Maybe you're putting too much pressure on -- 502 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,056 It's more than just picking classes, okay? 503 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,450 Can we just drop it and focus on what we're doing here? 504 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,321 Yeah. Of course. 505 00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,062 [ Exhales slowly ] 506 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,325 [ Both exhaling ] 507 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,066 Exciting to be in the competition, huh? 508 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,416 Instead of sitting up in the bleachers, like the last three years? 509 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,070 I guess. 510 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,985 Scary, sure, but it does feel good 511 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,117 putting our butts on the line. 512 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,857 You lose 100% 513 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,772 of the hot-dog-eating contests you don't enter. 514 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,687 Dad, I know what your bumper sticker is, 515 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,515 and I know what you're trying to do here. 516 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,300 But college is different. 517 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,650 I mean, you screw up at community college, you're out of options. 518 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,173 You're not gonna screw it up. 519 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:27,002 I've messed up a lot of things in my life. 520 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,351 I'm scared I'll do it again. 521 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,136 Good. What? 522 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,311 Being scared means you care. 523 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,966 Maybe -- Maybe that's what's been missing in the past. 524 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,925 It's the biggest thing I've ever tried to do. 525 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,014 Contestants, ready position. 526 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,755 Just take it one step at a time. 527 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,497 Don't worry about the 50 to hopefully 75 hot dogs 528 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,672 you're gonna eat. 529 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,152 Just worry about the dog in front of you. 530 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,372 And wet the buns. 531 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,112 Eat! 532 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,549 [ Sheep bleats ] 533 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,334 Are we sure this is safe?Oh, my gosh, yes. 534 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,248 The kids love it, the sheep love it. 535 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,727 [ Buzzer ] 536 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,164 And I'm pretty sure it's too late. 537 00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,948 Whoa!Hang on, Cal! 538 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,341 Keep hugging! 539 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,038 Oh, my gosh. Pam is gonna be so excited. 540 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,953 He's already busting at a first-grade level. 541 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,261 [ Inhales sharply ] Ow. Ow! 542 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,524 Better get an X-ray. You got trampled pretty bad. 543 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,526 Looks like that ankle's broken. 544 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,136 [ Trombone plays sad notes ] 545 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,224 Really, Jerry? 546 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,010 Haley? What are you doing here? 547 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,273 Well, you tweeted you were working, 548 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,231 the water tower's in the back of your Instagram story, 549 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,189 and you just left a Yelp rating 550 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,407 for that falafel place around the corner, 551 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,843 so I figured out where you were. 552 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,628 Could you please stop being so obsessed with me? 553 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,195 Wait -- what? 554 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,718 That thing that you said at the hospital? 555 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,068 How if a person felt lucky to be in a relationship, 556 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,548 that means that they couldn't really be happy? 557 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,289 Obviously, you did that 558 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,420 to try and ruin what I have with Arvin, 559 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,422 because you're not over me. 560 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,207 I seriously don't know whether to laugh 561 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,296 or check you for a spider bite. 562 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,428 I'm sorry that you're questioning your relationship, 563 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,342 but it's not myfault. 564 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:48,214 Just admit it! 565 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,433 You said that to try and get back with me. 566 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:53,219 Look, in my heart of hearts -- 567 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,438 which does not exist, by the way -- 568 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,223 yeah, I still think about us. 569 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,267 We were great. 570 00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,312 Aha! 571 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,400 Nuh-ha! 572 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,749 You're the one who drove across town, 573 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,185 paid $12 for parking 574 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:06,275 and then an additional $2 for the yellow wristband 575 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,669 for beer and medical tent access. 576 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,671 It sounds like you'rethe one who's into me. 577 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,194 You're crazy. 578 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,065 There's no crime in wondering 579 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,242 if we might still be good together. 580 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,853 I still see us together in my mind's eye -- 581 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,898 which, by the way, doesn't exist.I can't hear it again. 582 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,076 Diagnosis -- nothing. 583 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,477 [ Grunts ] 584 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,000 How was the parade? 585 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,480 I had something more important to do. 586 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,873 Apple pie? 587 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,831 I got a few weird looks at the drive-through, 588 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,792 but it was worth it to help keep your tradition alive. 589 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,315 You mean Manny and me? 590 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,490 It's not gonna happen, because -- 591 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,013 I've got that covered, too. 592 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,364 Mm-hmm. 593 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,582 ♪ Ta-da! 594 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,715 Hi, Mom! I miss you! 595 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,238 Oh, Jay! That's perfect! 596 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,500 Oh, it's not perfect yet. 597 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:58,849 [ Whistles ] 598 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,896 Should we really give the dangerous job 599 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,290 to my only smart one? 600 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,335 ♪♪ 601 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,510 [ Fireworks burst ][ Gasps ] 602 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,469 Ohh! 603 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,123 Happy Fourth of July, Papi! 604 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,125 I'll be home soon -- before you know it. 605 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,518 Jay: "Thomas Jefferson, 606 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,520 who was sort of the grand marshal of his time, 607 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,306 believed this country should be a place where people are free 608 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,873 to pursue happiness and a better life, 609 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:26,703 [ Cheering ]where we can set our sights on the stars 610 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,662 and, with hard work and determination... 611 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:29,924 [ Air horn blares ] 612 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,492 ...make the impossible a reality. 613 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,406 [ Muffled ] No! 614 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,843 Because Americans don't run from challenges. 615 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,323 We embrace them. 616 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,194 [ Muffled cheering ] 617 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,544 God bless America. 618 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,416 Hold for applause." 619 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,982 That would've killed, right? 620 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,636 Bravo! 621 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,422 You know, I gave up a lot today. You could mean it. 622 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:53,991 Never too early to start training for next year. 623 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,732 Let's loosen up first with some exercises. 624 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,299 Llama lick. 625 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,431 Dizzy Gillespie. 626 00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,432 Jiffy Pop it. 627 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,433 [ Both exhale sharply ] 628 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,956 Hold it. And out. 629 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,392 Jiffy Pop --Dad, I don't think I can 630 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,438 ever eat another hot dog again. 631 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,004 I thought we might feel this way. 632 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,005 [ Telephone beeps ] 633 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,180 Hey. You there? 634 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:10,573 Lily: [ Annoyed ] What? 635 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,097 We're having some trouble getting these bad boys down. 636 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,404 I'm not surprised, you pathetic losers. 637 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,580 You two disgust me more than what's in those hot dogs! 638 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,190 What's the hold-up? 639 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,498 Are we saving our bodies for bikini season, ladies? 640 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,499 She's good. 641 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:24,544 She better be. She's expensive.