1 00:00:03,481 --> 00:00:04,830 Phil: Okay, honey, doorbell's installed. 2 00:00:04,874 --> 00:00:05,831 How's it sound?Doorbell: Welcome to hell! 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,311 [ Laughs evilly] 4 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:09,183 That is so cute! 5 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:11,141 Can you come in here and help me with this web? 6 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,448 Sorry, gotta fly. 7 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:15,189 I'm gonna do that one again when there's more people around. 8 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:17,191 Okay. So, you got to put that up on the hook 9 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:19,715 because the trick-or-treaters are gonna be here any minute. 10 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:20,977 I'm caught. 11 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,283 Don't pull. It's just gonna get... 12 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:24,285 Oh. ...worse. 13 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,287 No, I can, uh --N-- Stop moving. 14 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:27,201 I'm gonna get some scissors. 15 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:30,682 [ Cellphone ringing ] 16 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,467 [ Beep ] 17 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:34,208 Hey, Jerry. 18 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:35,209 What's wrong? 19 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:36,906 When? 20 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:39,169 How? 21 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:40,692 Oh, thank God you're back. 22 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,651 There's a real spider in here, and it's getting closer. 23 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:45,219 That was Jerry, my mom's husband. 24 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:46,089 Is everything okay? 25 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:48,135 No. 26 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:50,137 My mom's dead. What? 27 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:57,970 --Captions by VITAC-- 28 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,978 ♪♪ 29 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,374 I can't believe Nana's gone. 30 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:11,593 [ Scoffs ] If God really is an old white guy, 31 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:12,681 he's about to get an earful. 32 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,117 [ Door opens ]Oh, my God, Claire. 33 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,118 [ Gasps ] Mitchell. 34 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:18,904 Uh...Wait, can you -- 35 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,036 I think --I don't know how to -- 36 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,037 Yeah.Help. Please help. 37 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,343 Thank you. Oh! 38 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:24,823 [ Both crying ] 39 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:27,565 [ Sighs ] All right. 40 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:28,827 Who are you supposed to be? 41 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:30,351 Ah, I'm Pr-- I'm Prince Harry. 42 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:31,526 Oh, does that mean Cam is -- 43 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:34,355 Hear ye, hear ye, 44 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:37,358 presenting the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan -- 45 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:38,576 No, no, no, no, no. That was for Pepper's party. 46 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:41,275 We're not doing that anymore. Go console your cousins. 47 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:43,015 Claire: Oh, hey.Oh, sweetie. 48 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:44,147 Let me get in there. 49 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,236 Oh, hang on. Oh --We were, um... 50 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,019 All right, get up.Yeah, this -- I had the same issue with this. 51 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:48,238 Just --Okay, there it is. 52 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:49,848 Ohh.Oh, sweetie. 53 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:50,936 Who needs a drink? 54 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,329 I do. I do. 55 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:54,636 Okay, how are we gonna handle this? 56 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:55,941 You mean because the two most 57 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,421 emotionally complicated people on earth 58 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:58,422 are facing the loss 59 00:01:58,466 --> 00:01:59,336 of the most complicated relationship 60 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,337 of their lives? 61 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:03,210 So...not an edible arrangement. 62 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,428 We just have to be there for them. 63 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:05,864 Whatever they need. I -- 64 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,301 It just feels inappropriate 65 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:09,303 being dressed like this.Yeah. 66 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:11,392 I should be in something darker with a cap sleeve. 67 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,046 [ Sighs ] 68 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,310 This is so surreal. I-I can't believe this. 69 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:18,834 I-I just talked to her right before she left. 70 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:20,314 She was so excited about her trip to Greenland 71 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:21,228 with her women's group.Mm. 72 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:22,794 Still no word on what happened? 73 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,318 No. Jerry called. 74 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,406 He said that she had a heart problem 75 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:26,798 she didn't want to talk about, 76 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,583 but we're still not sure if that's it. 77 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,846 He did promise to reach out as soon as he has some answers. 78 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:33,196 Well, we're here to support you in any way we can. 79 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,633 Yeah. Anything you need, anything at all, we're on it. 80 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,200 Soup? Tissues? 81 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,420 Try this meditation exercise. 82 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:43,206 Yeah, no, you guys are being so sweet. I just -- 83 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,208 Yeah, but w-we cope with things 84 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,427 a little less touchy-feely 85 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:47,254 and a little more -- 86 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,691 Irish. Yes. Right. Right. 87 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,780 You know, have some drinks, tell some funny stories. 88 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:52,824 Mm. 89 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,870 Do you remember the time Mom was so mad 90 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,828 because "Laverne and Shirley" moved to California? 91 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,003 [ Laughter ] 92 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,005 Or, no, remember how she used to always 93 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,224 bring her own ice cubes to restaurants? 94 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,095 Oh, God, yes! 95 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,663 Remember when she got thrown out of Scientology? 96 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,099 [ Phil and Cam laughing ] 97 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,362 [ Laughter stops ] 98 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,364 Our mother is dead, Phil. 99 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:11,626 I-I thought we were -- 100 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,497 Maybe you should just give us a little space? 101 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:14,498 Yeah. Yeah, sure.Of course. Yes. 102 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,108 Sure. Sure. 103 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:18,110 You know, I don't know how we all feel about the afterlife, 104 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,635 but I myself would like to imagine Dede 105 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,289 surrounded by loved ones, hearing -- 106 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:23,942 Welcome to hell! 107 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:24,943 [ Laughs evilly] 108 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:25,944 I'll disconnect that doorbell. 109 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,729 Claire: Oh, God. 110 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,600 Hey. 111 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,298 We were out trick-or-treating with the kids. 112 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,821 Dad.We left Joe with Manny, 113 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:34,344 and we came as soon as we heard. 114 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,432 So sorry.[ Door closes ] 115 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,478 Come here, you two. Get in here.Oh, thanks, Dad. 116 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,480 Yeah. I know. You just have to -- Yeah. 117 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:42,657 Look, I know that your mother and I had our differences, 118 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:43,875 but she was a good woman. 119 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:44,876 Yeah. 120 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,662 She, uh... 121 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:50,186 Yeah, she had great legs. 122 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,448 Oh. Really? That's your tribute? 123 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:53,407 Of course not. She was very educated, 124 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:54,451 as she often told me. 125 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:57,715 She, um...uh... 126 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,282 She -- [ Stammers ] 127 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,414 I can't watch this. 128 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:02,938 It's like watching a fish panic at the bottom of a boat. 129 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:05,549 Uh, she -- she gave you us, your wonderful children. 130 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:08,683 There you go. And for that I will always be grateful. 131 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:11,294 Yeah. We have so much to be grateful for. 132 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:14,079 Mm-hmm.She was a wonderful mother. 133 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:16,212 And I'm -- I am so glad that I was able to tell her that 134 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,561 during our last call. 135 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:18,780 And I didn't know it at the time, 136 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:22,958 but in a lot of ways, it was the perfect goodbye. 137 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,526 Huh. 138 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:26,788 Do we know what happened? 139 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:29,356 Not yet, no. But you know what? 140 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:32,576 I need to be around happy things... Yeah. 141 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,796 ...cute kids in costumes trick-or-treating. 142 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,493 I'm gonna go hand out some Halloween candy. 143 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,452 I'm good! Good, good!I'm -- I'm coming with you. 144 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:39,453 I'm good.We're good. 145 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:40,715 Nah. 146 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,760 Ah, you make plans, 147 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,588 the universe steps in and says "nope." 148 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,808 Life is so unfair.Damn right. 149 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:49,332 I just waited in a line around the block 150 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,378 for a hoagie everybody's talking about. 151 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:53,380 Then my ex-wife drops dead, 152 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:55,817 and I'm too sad to eat it. 153 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:57,340 I'll give it another hour. 154 00:04:57,384 --> 00:05:02,171 Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss, Jay. 155 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:05,000 I don't know why I thought getting this out would help. 156 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:06,523 What is that? 157 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:09,570 Nana had these little statues of herself made. 158 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,398 They were her Christmas gift to each of us. 159 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:14,401 Now I feel better about my stupid well in Africa. 160 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,620 Hey. Hitting that candy pretty hard. 161 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,230 You didn't even take the wrapper off the last one. 162 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:19,623 I'm sad. Shut up. 163 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,625 I heard that if you die on Halloween, 164 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,932 you come back as a zombie. 165 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,455 I can see that. 166 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:26,413 Nana would be all, 167 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,937 "Braaainnssss! [ Sniffs ] 168 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,199 Nope. Braaainnsss!" 169 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,419 Uch! [ Sighs ] 170 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,378 I just remember Nana -- 171 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,205 when we were little, she would -- 172 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,511 [ Air hisses ] 173 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,990 She would --[ Air hisses ] 174 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,949 Oh, my God! What is wrong with you two?! 175 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:43,386 [ Muffled ] Wha?Our grandmother just died. 176 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,170 Luke's over here making tasteless jokes, 177 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:46,520 and you're stuffing your face. 178 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,173 Show some respect! 179 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:51,612 I am so sorry, what happened to your grandmother. 180 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,527 She was a wonderful woman. 181 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,267 Thank you, Gloria. 182 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:57,792 Finally, someone with a normal reaction. 183 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:59,750 Didn't Nana try to strangle you three times? 184 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,057 Yeah, but one of those times, 185 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,407 I was able to see again my favorite abuela 186 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:05,626 for one second. 187 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:08,280 So I really should thank Dede. 188 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:12,023 Anyways, any issues that your grandmother had with me, 189 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,460 they're behind her. 190 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:16,201 She's at peace. She's living in a better place. 191 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:17,899 What the hell is that?! 192 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,292 Mm. Pretty lifelike, right? Christmas gift from Nana. 193 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,033 Ah, it's very cute. 194 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:25,559 But it's amazing how her eyes are -- 195 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:28,083 are following me wherever I go! 196 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:29,824 I know that this is going to sound crazy, 197 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,827 but I have always worried that when Dede died, 198 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:35,569 she was going to come back and haunt me. 199 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:38,572 Maybe it's because she whispered it to me at my wedding. 200 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,356 [ Singsong voice ] Happy Halloween. 201 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,140 [ Smooches ] 202 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:43,664 [ Sighs ] 203 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,100 Shoot. 204 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,493 You okay? 205 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:47,450 Yeah, I was just thinking about 206 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,452 this great Halloween with Mom. 207 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:50,845 [ Chuckles ] Oh. 208 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:53,369 I wasn't really fitting in in high school, 209 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,850 so Mom took me to go get ice cream 210 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:58,635 at this place i-in West Hollywood. 211 00:06:58,679 --> 00:06:59,941 And the parade was going on. 212 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:03,161 And before that, I had never been to a gay event. 213 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:04,685 Trick or treat! 214 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:07,296 Here you go. Happy Halloween. 215 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:08,863 The thing is, 216 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,691 she didn't force me to talk about it. 217 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:11,909 She just let it be. You know? 218 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,955 And I-I think that that was her way of saying 219 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,739 that she was okay with me. [ Sighs ] 220 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:17,175 I remember once Mom told me 221 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:20,352 that I ate ice cream like a prostitute. 222 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:21,832 Ugghh, come on. [ Groans ] 223 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:23,094 Wh-Why haven't we heard anything yet 224 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,356 about what happened to her?Oh. 225 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,575 This is ridiculous! 226 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,316 I know. It's bad enough we lost our mom. 227 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:30,319 [ Sighs ]Now we just have to sit here expecting the worst. 228 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:31,842 Both: Heyyy. 229 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,061 Uh, heard some raised voices, 230 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,149 just making --Where have you guys been? 231 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:35,498 Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed, 232 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,717 but we're kind of going through something today. 233 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,762 Well, you s-said you wanted some space, 234 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,764 so we were giving you --So now you're gonna logic us to death? 235 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,636 Yeah, yeah, 'cause that's what we need right now. 236 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,206 I am totally confused 237 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,382 about what we're supposed to do.No. I have an idea. 238 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,907 Mitchell was just talking about a great memory he had 239 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:55,649 of Dede taking him for ice cream in West Hollywood. 240 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:58,303 We could go pick some up -- it would be a perfect tribute. 241 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,783 That's great. 242 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:02,090 Plus, I don't know why, but there's -- 243 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:04,396 there's something about the way Claire eats ice cream 244 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,790 that I just...enjoy. 245 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,575 I just wish I could remember the name of it. 246 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,315 I'm on it. Anderson Scooper?No. 247 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:11,534 Priscilla Queen of the Desserts? 248 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,231 Mnh-mnh.Sherbert and Ernie? 249 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,016 Mnh-mnh. It was something very specific. 250 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,192 West Hollywood Ice Cream Shop? 251 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,760 That's it. Let's go.This can't be happening. 252 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:22,110 Ohh.Aw, Jay, it's a hard day. 253 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,764 Tell me. 254 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,766 I put a sandwich in there with my name on it 255 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,768 10 minutes ago, and now it's missing. 256 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:29,987 Who the hell took it?!Really? On a day like today, 257 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,207 you can get this worked up over a sandwich? 258 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,687 Come here. 259 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,776 Yeah. Hey. It's okay. 260 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:36,690 Ohh.[ Sniffing ] 261 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,213 You're smelling us. 262 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,562 I smell guilt and pickles. 263 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:42,609 [ Bang on door ]Aah! 264 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,436 Sorry, fireman habit. 265 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,960 Your mom said you were up here. 266 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:47,483 [ Door closes ]You're the best boyfriend. 267 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,137 That's her, huh? 268 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,704 Yep. 269 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:51,618 People said she was difficult, 270 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,707 but she was an amazing woman 271 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,186 who didn't conform to anyone's idea 272 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,797 of who she should be. 273 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,408 There are a lot of photos of her being escorted out of places. 274 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:02,585 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 275 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:05,414 Well, it must feel good to know that -- 276 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:08,635 I mean not good. Everything must feel bad. 277 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:11,420 I'm sorry. I'm bad at this whole death thing. 278 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:12,943 And I see a lot of it at work. 279 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:16,425 I mean, nobody ever feeds the station goldfish. 280 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,688 It's not just hard for you. 281 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:21,212 My brother can't stop cracking jokes, 282 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:24,215 my sister's eating like a bear about to hibernate, 283 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:27,305 and meanwhile, I'm just sitting here thinking, 284 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:32,049 "Wow, you're here one second, and then poof... 285 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:32,833 you're not." 286 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,533 I know how sad you must be. 287 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:40,667 Take off your shirt. 288 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:41,624 What? Fine. 289 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,626 I'll run things. Wow. 290 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,457 [ Gasps ] 291 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,415 [ Chuckles ] Okay, very funny! 292 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,897 Who did this?! 293 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:57,771 [ Breathing heavily ] 294 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,729 Santa María, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros pecadores. 295 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,513 Santa María, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros pecadores, 296 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:04,778 ahora y en la hora -- [ Gasps ] Aah! 297 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,780 Santa María, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros pecadores, 298 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,825 ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte.Amen. 299 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:13,700 Hey, I haven't seen Alex since she yelled at us. 300 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:14,788 Is she okay up there? 301 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,528 Now that I think about it, 302 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,705 it did sound like she was crying a minute ago. 303 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:22,143 We should check on her. This is classic Alex. 304 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,711 She's criticizing how we're processing Nana's death 305 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:27,235 because she doesn't know what to do with her own feelings. 306 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,933 Meanwhile, she's taking it harder than anybody. 307 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,674 Alex: Aah! Get out!Bill: Oh, that's not good. 308 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,372 [ Door slams ][ Both groaning loudly ] 309 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,939 Ohh! 310 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,680 Do you remember when, um, 311 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,116 she wouldn't pay for my voice lessons 312 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,118 because she said she wanted to save the money 313 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,816 in case I ended up with Dad's nose? 314 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,688 You know, we -- we could stick to nice stories today. 315 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,909 Mom was a real person. She was flawed. 316 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:51,955 She made me wear pants to prom. 317 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,130 She said it would "slow down" 318 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,263 whatever mistake I was about to make. 319 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,526 Well, I guess I never brought out that side of her. 320 00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,790 Or maybe you just let her get away with everything. 321 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:01,704 I -- [ Stammers ]Trick or treat! 322 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,401 Happy Halloween! 323 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,490 What are you -- What are you supposed to be? 324 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,144 I was gonna go as a unicorn...Uh-huh. 325 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:10,408 ...but then I decided to be pajama girl. 326 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,149 Thatwas two weeks of sewing well spent. 327 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,716 Well, kids don't always appreciate 328 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,935 what moms do for them. 329 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,110 Moms can be controlling. 330 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,198 Well, sometimes moms don't want 331 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:18,939 their daughters to embarrass themselves. 332 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,114 Embarrass? 333 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,333 Like throwing a surprise moon goddess party 334 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,161 for their daughter's first period? 335 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,990 It was a celebration of your womanhood! 336 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,949 Every year I say I'm not coming back to this house. 337 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,428 Okay. Just today -- Oh, God. 338 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,909 Just -- Just today, could you not harp 339 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:35,956 on how awful Mom was to you? 340 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,305 She would have done anything for us! 341 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:40,569 Mitchell, just because Mom is dead 342 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,310 doesn't make her a saint! 343 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,312 Hey. What? 344 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,054 You're scaring the kids. 345 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,234 Ugh. What is wrong with me? 346 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,018 Nothing is wrong with you. 347 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,455 You're just a freak that gets turned on by tragedies. 348 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,936 Oh, my God. Is that why I'm dating a firefighter? 349 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,938 Oh, I hope I'm more to you than that, babe. 350 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,593 By the way, there was a plane crash in Tustin. 351 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,337 You know, there's a deep psycho-spiritual connection 352 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,599 between sex and death. 353 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,774 Look at Freud. Thanatos, Eros -- 354 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,776 locked in an eternal struggle. 355 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,822 How do you know any of those words? 356 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,259 I don't know. Maybe I remembered something from school somehow. 357 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,000 They say everything you've ever heard 358 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,784 is locked in your brain somewhere. 359 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,003 Another fun fact -- 360 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:26,006 your brain burns 20% of the calories you consume. 361 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,616 [ Beep ]My burrito! 362 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,574 Another one? 363 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,141 Oh, my God. 364 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,882 I think your brain is finally working 365 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,362 because, for the first time ever, 366 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,885 you're not starving yourself. 367 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,974 That is a credible hypothesis. 368 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:41,021 Huh. Eating, are we?Mm. 369 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,023 You didn't happen to grab an Italian hero 370 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,024 out of the fridge, did you? 371 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,808 Nope, but that sounds delicious. 372 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,810 I'd go to town on an Italian hero right now. 373 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,420 That's funny, 'cause Alex just finished -- 374 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,901 I will rip your tongue out. 375 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,860 [ Horn honking ]Oh, my gosh. 376 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,644 What was I thinking coming to West Hollywood 377 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:56,950 on Halloween night? 378 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,429 [ Beeping continues ]Hey. 379 00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,953 Give the horn a rest. The parade's going by. 380 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,084 You're gonna be sitting here a while. 381 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,085 Sorry, Officer. 382 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,915 ♪♪ 383 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,178 I don't get down to this part of town that often. 384 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,658 That's -- That's not a real cop, right? 385 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,486 Uh...mm, no. 386 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,488 You know, I'm impressed you're still wearing that dress. 387 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,229 Oh, well, I'm wearing two pair of Spanx 388 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,231 and was on a diuretic for 48 hours. 389 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,406 As we say where I'm from, 390 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,190 you don't teach your dog to play the banjo 391 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,496 and then skip the talent show. 392 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:22,497 [ Chuckles ] 393 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,500 Oh, man. 394 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,980 This ice cream is gonna melt. 395 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,852 Well, grab a spoon. 396 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,291 Somebody should enjoy it.Yeah. 397 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,512 [ Indistinct conversations ] 398 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,296 [ Lid clatters ] 399 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:43,083 You know, we've been so focused on Mitchell and Claire, 400 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,737 I haven't had a chance to really... 401 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,652 Yeah. I know. 402 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,567 First time I met her, she threatened to murder me 403 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,874 if I ever made her son unhappy. [ Laughs ] 404 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,659 Went into pretty graphic detail -- 405 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,574 described how she'd get rid of my body and everything. 406 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,141 [ Laughs ]I was like, "Wow, 407 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,795 this woman will never trust me." 408 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,796 That's so her. 409 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,059 [ Chuckles, sighs ] 410 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,974 Then one time, she overheard me talking 411 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:08,935 about drinking dandelion wine with my -- with my grandma. 412 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,980 She went over to the kitchen cabinet 413 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:11,938 and pulled out a bottle. 414 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:12,939 Apparently, she had an aunt 415 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,984 that taught her how to make it. 416 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,899 And we sat there at the kitchen table 417 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,467 drinking and swapping stories 418 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,165 about growing up in the boondocks. Mm. 419 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,689 The wine made me go blind for a bit, but... 420 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,690 [ Chuckles ] 421 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,954 ...I'll never forget her voice, 422 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,172 slurring in the darkness, 423 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,261 telling me she understood why Mitchell loved me. 424 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,349 [ Chuckles ] 425 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,917 I remember dropping Haley off at school 426 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,614 for the first time. 427 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,922 Her staring at me with those giant eyes, 428 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:43,143 her lips quivering, crying for me to stay. 429 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:46,146 And I, uh... [ Breathes deeply ] 430 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,930 I told her everything is gonna be all right, 431 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,758 and then I stagger back to my car and I start crying. 432 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:50,933 [ Chuckling ] Oh, gosh. 433 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,936 And you know who was there waiting for me? 434 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,155 Well, if it's not Dede, 435 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,070 it's kind of a touching but pointless story. 436 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,594 It was Dede. 437 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,205 She knew it was gonna be a hard day for me. 438 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,555 I can't believe she's gone. 439 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,949 I'm gonna miss her. 440 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,430 Me too. 441 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,953 To Dede. To Dede. 442 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,955 [ Chuckles ] 443 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,958 [ Water stops ] 444 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,220 [ Door creaks ][ Gasps ] 445 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,005 [ Water dripping ] 446 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,661 [ Gasps ] Aah! 447 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:24,793 [ Exhales sharply ] 448 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:28,014 Okay, you want to talk? Let's talk. 449 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:31,017 I know that you never liked me. 450 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,541 And I was always nice. 451 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,021 Okay, fine, one time, 452 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,545 I did use your toothbrush on Stella. 453 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:40,591 But mostly I admired you for raising 454 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:44,030 such wonderful children and for helping make Jay 455 00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:47,337 the amazing man that I fell in love with. 456 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:51,341 I guess I never thanked you for all of that. 457 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:54,823 So, if you can hear me now, 458 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,608 thank you. 459 00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,046 And can you please tell Rosa Garcia 460 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:03,440 to stop haunting me, too? 461 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,181 And Marta Blanco, 462 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,663 Marisol Gutierrez, and Cecila Matos? 463 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:09,925 Gracias. 464 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,231 [ Door opens ] 465 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:14,495 [ Sighs ] Look, I'm sorry. 466 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,019 I think I've been trying to make Mom into the bad guy. 467 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,455 It's not gonna make it any easier. 468 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:22,024 That's not it. I... I just feel so guilty. 469 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,504 Why? 470 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,289 Because sometimes, 471 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,248 I was as mean to Mom as she was to me. 472 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,379 Oh. 473 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,164 She was just hard on you 474 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,253 because sh-she believed in you so much. 475 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,211 Why do you always have to defend her? 476 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,692 Because I loved her! I... 477 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,520 [ Chuckles ] 478 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,043 I can't believe I'm saying that in the past tense. 479 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,742 I -- I'm sorry that I had a better relationship with her. 480 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,267 And I'm -- I'm sorry that it bothered you, okay? 481 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,746 You have a better relationship with Dad, 482 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,184 and I know he loves me just as much. 483 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,924 Mmm... 484 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,188 Yeah, and when Dad dies, 485 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,408 he's gonna leave knowing how much I loved him. 486 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,280 I'm not sure Mom knew that. 487 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,672 Of course she did. 488 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,196 Really? 489 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,328 Because unlike you, the last time I talked to her, 490 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,069 we got in a huge fight. 491 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,984 Mm-hmm. 492 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:13,206 You get to remember telling her you loved her and laughing, 493 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,947 and I get to remember getting in some stupid argument 494 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,558 about a Facebook post. 495 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,082 The one where she said putting eucalyptus oils 496 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,084 on the soles of your feet is a natural birth control? 497 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,303 Yes. Yes. 498 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,653 That's the one. And you have 499 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,350 a 12-year-old daughter who reads those posts -- 500 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,178 you might want to tell her that's not science. 501 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,920 Okay, okay, remember that last amazing conversation 502 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,139 I had with Mom?Oh, for God's sakes. 503 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,228 I'm sorry, but there's no other way to describe it, okay? 504 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,143 She told me about your fight, and she -- 505 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,970 she told me how upset she was. 506 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,538 She -- She said she was gonna call you to apologize. 507 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:44,541 Oh, my God. 508 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,588 She left me a voicemail a couple days ago, 509 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,111 but I was saving it till the next time 510 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,547 I had to yell at somebody at work. 511 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,549 [ Sniffles ] Okay. 512 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,377 [ Beep ] 513 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,379 Dede: Hey, honey. It's Mom. 514 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,381 I just want to apologize. 515 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,818 I should not have lost my temper. 516 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,691 Shaman Phoenix Feather's family-planning advice 517 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,258 may not be for everyone, 518 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,998 and you just want to keep your daughters safe. 519 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,261 I get it. 520 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,740 [ Sighs ] I have a daughter of my own, 521 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:12,787 and I know how much she means to me. 522 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:16,269 Anyway, I'm sorry. I love you, and I always will. 523 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,748 [ Voice breaking ] I love you, too, Mom. 524 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,141 [ Sniffles ] 525 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,579 Also, I saw your new photo on social media. 526 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,147 Are you part of some protest 527 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,149 where you're not allowed to wash your hair? 528 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,629 Or are you just trying to be -- 529 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,414 [ Beep ]I'm gonna listen to that later. [ Sniffles ] 530 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,373 [ Cellphone thuds ]Huh. 531 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,200 Weird hearing her voice. 532 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:37,028 Oh, Daddy. [ Sniffles ] 533 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,205 Hey.[ Sniffles ] 534 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,424 You already know this, but I want to say it again. 535 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,992 We both love you so much. [ Smooches ] 536 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,734 Yeah. And I know we've -- we've had our ups and downs, 537 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,432 but I've loved being your son. 538 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:52,783 Hmm. Are you... 539 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,437 buttering me up 'cause you ate my sandwich? 540 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,787 Oh!What is wrong with you? 541 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,312 Seriously. What is this obsession with a sandwich? 542 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,401 I waited in line! 543 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,359 [ Scoffs ]I was thinking about it for months! 544 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,666 You know who would get this? 545 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,625 Dede. That woman appreciated a good sandwich. 546 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,193 And she made the best ones, you know, 547 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,629 when we were first married. 548 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:15,197 In that little house in the valley. 549 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,416 And we didn't have any money, 550 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,461 but she would go miles out of her way 551 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,420 to get the bread with the crunchy crust 552 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,030 from that French bakery. 553 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:25,207 It was hard on the outside, soft and warm on the inside, 554 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:28,210 and she'd say, "That's just like you, Jay." 555 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,691 [ Chuckles ] 556 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,345 She was nice to me back then. 557 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,260 [ Chuckles ]Claire: Yeah. 558 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,349 [ Sighs ] It's funny, 559 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:40,831 I happened to drive past there a while ago. 560 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,095 That bakery's not there anymore. 561 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:48,099 And damn if I wasn't depressed for a week. 562 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:51,842 You know, I didn't realize... 563 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,280 [ Voice breaking ] ...how much it meant to me 564 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,020 till it was gone, you know? 565 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:58,327 Yeah. Yeah. 566 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,503 Yeah. [ Sniffles ] 567 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:01,504 Yeah. [ Sniffles ] 568 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,507 Look at that beautiful family moment. 569 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,858 Yeah, look right at it. 570 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:13,124 I asked myself, "What would Nana want today?" 571 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:16,389 She'd want me to mess with Gloria. 572 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,564 Also, I ate Grandpa's sandwich. 573 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,264 Oh, God. Jerry forwarded me an e-mail 574 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,483 from Mom's women's group. 575 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,701 I-I-I can't even read it. 576 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,268 You do it. I --Oh, okay. 577 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,705 Um..."Our sincere condolences 578 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,707 on the loss of your loved one, Dede." 579 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,535 Yeah. What happened to Mom? 580 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,493 Oh, uh, let's see.Yeah. 581 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,450 Um... "On the third night, 582 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,278 Dede wandered away from the group 583 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,759 and encountered a pack of starving timber wolves." 584 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,543 Oh, my God, Mom. Oh, my God, Mom. Dios mío. 585 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,762 "As you know, Dede long believed 586 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:42,980 she could communicate with animals. 587 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:45,548 So, using a mixture of howls and barks, 588 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,985 she convinced them to seek food elsewhere." 589 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,509 Huh. I guess that wasn't it. Let's see. Really? 590 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:52,294 Uh..."Later, she ignored 591 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,513 a 'thin ice' sign and plunged --" 592 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:54,775 -Oh, my God! -Ohh! 593 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,385 Hang on -- "...saved by one of the wolves." 594 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,647 -Oh. -Ah. 595 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,432 Phil: Da-da, da-da. "She deeply offended 596 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,390 a tribe of Inuits by interrupting 597 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,305 a sacred Dagger Dance. 598 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,350 Briefly swallowed by a whale." 599 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,351 -Oh. -[ Gasps ] 600 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:06,439 Phil: Wait, here it is. 601 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,657 "On the trip's final morning, 602 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,181 Dede was found in her room. 603 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,357 She had apparently passed 604 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,446 peacefully in her sleep, 605 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,448 as a smile graced her face 606 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,450 and her hands clutched 10 pages 607 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,191 of suggestions for the hotel staff." 608 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,716 That is so Mom.Easy.