1 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:04,134 Hey, you guys. 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:06,354 I packed up some dishes for the new house. 3 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,095 I even found your old sippy cup 4 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,139 for when the little one comes along. 5 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:10,271 Aww. Thanks, Mr. D. 6 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:11,794 Thanks, Dad. 7 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,883 Is, uh, Mom still in there making that judgy face? 8 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:16,016 Haley, you've known her for 25 years. 9 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,321 Just call it her face. 10 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:20,063 Haley's pregnancy is off to a rough start. 11 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:22,631 Nausea, moodiness, trouble sleeping... 12 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,198 Claire's got it all. 13 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,200 Me, I'm just trying to keep the peace 14 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,897 here in Hormone Town. 15 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:30,204 Oh, can you believe it, Claire? 16 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:31,422 Our little girl is growing up. 17 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:32,858 Yeah, it seems like just yesterday 18 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:34,425 we were carrying all these boxes downstairs 19 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:36,036 after she got arrested and kicked out of college. 20 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,124 [ Chuckles ] Ah. 21 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,256 Yeah, I've been through a lot, too. 22 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,606 I've been a limo driver, a lead singer, 23 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:44,261 a ranch hand, a Dapper Dan at Disneyland, 24 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:46,394 a t-shirt designer, a sign spinner 25 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:49,353 and now a nursing student with a baby on the way. 26 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:50,920 It's all going according to plan. 27 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:53,575 Oh.So, we're gonna take some stuff over. 28 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,403 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's get a, uh -- 29 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:56,839 Let's get a mother/daughter picture. 30 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:57,753 Oh...Oh, honey, I don't -- 31 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,363 we -- we really don't have to. 32 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:00,756 No, no, no. It'll be cute. 33 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:02,540 Uh, Dad, you're being weird. No one wants this. 34 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,020 Hang on here. 35 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,891 Nope, that's my finger. [ Chuckles ] 36 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,110 So many fun filters. 37 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,025 Both: Just take the picture! 38 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,027 --Captions by VITAC-- 39 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,030 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 40 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,685 and brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 41 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:19,557 ♪♪ 42 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:23,909 Claire, look at the positive. 43 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:25,389 One of our kids is finally moving out. 44 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:28,175 After her pregnancy test, I've had enough positives. 45 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,307 Kind of reminds me of two other unmarried, pregnant, 46 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:32,222 lovestruck kids who moved in together about... 47 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:33,571 25 years ago. 48 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:34,920 It's not the same. 49 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,313 I don't know. Acid-wash their jeans 50 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:37,923 and put a dream catcher in Dylan's ear, 51 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,316 and it's exactly the same. 52 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,970 Honey, I had a dream last night 53 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:42,972 that they left the baby in an Uber, 54 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:44,756 and I had to shrink myself down 55 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,932 to commandeer a hummingbird to find it. 56 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:49,239 I'm just glad it wasn't another Jake Tapper sex dream. 57 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:52,068 I'm mad. I'm scared they're in over their heads -- 58 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,114 Claire, it's happening. They're having the baby. 59 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,985 The train's left the station. Get on board. 60 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:57,508 [ Sighs ] Fine. 61 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:58,770 You're right. 62 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:00,990 You're right. I'll -- I'll try to be positive. 63 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:03,297 Good. I was gonna go pick up a house-warming gift for them. 64 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:06,169 Why don't you come with me?Oh, okay, let's do that. 65 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,389 Wait a second. How do you board a train 66 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,173 that's already left the station? 67 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,653 I don't know. Maybe you could catch up to them 68 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:13,220 on a hummingbird with Jake Tapper. 69 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:16,745 Well, you're off the hook. 70 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,181 I'm flying to Branson solo, 71 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,444 and I guess I'll be sitting next to a stranger 72 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,446 at The Osmond Brothers: A Tribute to Hip Hop. 73 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,448 Well, I'll catch them when they come to Compton, 74 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:25,449 but thank you. 75 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,059 Well, it's the least I could do 76 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,279 after what you did for my sister, Pam. 77 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:31,673 My sister, Pam, is coming to pick up Cal to -- 78 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,283 to take him back to Missouri. 79 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:35,416 She was supposed to be in prison another three months, 80 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,766 but my wonderful husband, 81 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:40,421 Assistant D.A. Pritchett, wrote a letter 82 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,466 advocating for her early release. 83 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,251 It was nothing. 84 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:45,600 It actually was nothing. 85 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:46,992 I never wrote any letter. 86 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:49,517 It just -- It didn't feel right. 87 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,433 Pam showed no remorse, and her sentence was fair. 88 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:53,956 And -- And then for some reason, 89 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:56,306 they decided to let her out early anyway. 90 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:59,353 Fortunately, uh, parole records are sealed, 91 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,268 so Pam and Cam will never know, 92 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,834 and I don't have to go to Branson 93 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:05,054 and hear the Osmonds ask if they can get a "what-what." 94 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,403 [ Doorbell rings ][ Gasps ] That's her! 95 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,100 Cal, that's your mom! 96 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:10,886 She's back from her, um...trip? 97 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:11,800 Up the river. 98 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,630 Pam! There she is! 99 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:17,501 Hey, y'all!Oh, it's so good to see you! 100 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:18,546 -Hi! -Hi. 101 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,374 Momma! [ Gasps ] 102 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,419 There's my little chicken nugget! 103 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:25,074 Ooh, my goodness! 104 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:28,208 I missed you so much. How have you been? 105 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,296 They read to me every night. 106 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,515 Aw, don't worry, baby. 107 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:32,951 That's all over now. 108 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,910 Oh, almost forgot! 109 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,433 Look what Momma made you. 110 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,348 I'm gonna put it on my bike! 111 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,829 Oh, he's gonna put it on his bike! 112 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:43,353 Oh, Pam, it is so great that you're out. 113 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,181 It must've been so lonely in there. 114 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,662 Well, there was some companionship. 115 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:48,880 Good. 116 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,491 I dabbled in lesbianism. Oh. 117 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:51,927 Didn't hate it. 118 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:54,451 But there was just too much talking afterwards. 119 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,801 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get you some iced tea.Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 120 00:03:56,845 --> 00:04:00,022 Again, I'm -- I'm so sorry that you can't stay upstairs. 121 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,719 We have this new renter coming in, and -- Cram it. 122 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,330 I know you didn't send that letter. 123 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,505 What? H-How? 124 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:05,549 That don't matter. 125 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,508 All that matters is you're gonna pay. 126 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:10,467 Oh -- In prison, they called me BOTOX, 127 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,991 because even though all the ladies want me, 128 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:15,385 I will wreck your face. 129 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,825 Sherry, I-I don't know if I like these. 130 00:04:20,869 --> 00:04:22,262 They're so short. 131 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,828 No, that's the style, boo. 132 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,569 I just don't know if I have the ankles for this. 133 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,919 Yeah, those pants are no good for Latin people. 134 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:30,357 They make you look like you're trying to run across a river. 135 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,054 Well, I think you look great. 136 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:34,491 You should only wear pants like that from now on. 137 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,232 Okay. 138 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,061 Manny, we should start sending invitations 139 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,802 for your birthday party. 140 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,499 Oh, but I thought we were gonna go to 141 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,849 the Ojai Mime and Wine Festival for your birthday? 142 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:47,939 Oh, yeah, maybe we shouldn't do the party, Mom. 143 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,419 This is crazy. 144 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,639 Manny's terrified of mimes. 145 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:53,945 And he hates Central Valley wine. 146 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:56,426 Hey, great news. 147 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:59,211 My Sausage of the Month arrived a day early. 148 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:00,474 You get to be here for the un-boxing. 149 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,345 I'm not gonna film it this time. 150 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,086 Kielbasa, yes! 151 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,566 They took my suggestion again. 152 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,524 I told you it's not a suggestion. 153 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:09,918 The web page is just asking you to choose one. 154 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:11,572 Anyways, we have a problem. 155 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,182 Sherry is bossing Manny around. 156 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:15,880 Oof, that's a lot to take in. 157 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:18,492 Can you cook these up with that special sauce you do? 158 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:19,971 You have to go and tell him 159 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:22,452 that he needs to stand up for himself. Why me? 160 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,672 I-I don't think we should get involved at all, but, I mean, 161 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:27,283 if it's a problem for you, then you do it, 162 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,023 'cause I don't care. 163 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,590 I can't. 164 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,939 If I say something bad about Manny's girlfriend, 165 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,897 he's not gonna listen, because I am the mother 166 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:35,900 who thinks that nobody's good enough for her little boy. 167 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:38,120 Just let it go.I can't because she's not good enough 168 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,513 for my little boy. 169 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:40,688 I'm gonna take a pass. 170 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:43,386 Then I'm gonna take a pass making your sausages 171 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:46,389 with my grandmother's spicy onion sauce. 172 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,912 Fine, I'll do it. 173 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:50,828 But all these demands don't sound very second wife-y. 174 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:55,659 Jay: Hey, kid. 175 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:59,359 I need to talk to you about you and your girlfriend. 176 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,795 It's a sensitive subject. 177 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,145 If this is about the sounds coming from my room last night, 178 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,494 it wasn't what you think. 179 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,887 We were rearranging the furniture, and then 180 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,541 we were congratulating each other on how it turned out. 181 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,456 Sadly, I believe you. 182 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:12,067 I thought you liked your furniture exactly like it was? 183 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,374 We fired two cleaning women over this. 184 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,245 [ Sighs ] I thought I did, too, but it turns out I didn't. 185 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:18,595 Actually, that's what I don't want to talk to you about. 186 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,641 Is it possible Sherry pushes you around? 187 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:21,598 What are you saying? 188 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,600 I don't know. 189 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,602 Be the man, you know. 190 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,038 Show some backbone. 191 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,780 That is such a you thing to say.It really isn't. 192 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,695 It's such an old way of looking at relationships. 193 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,436 Gender roles don't matter anymore. 194 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,698 Is that why you're wearing her pants? 195 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:36,308 Let me tell you something, Jay. 196 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:37,484 Just like long pants, 197 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:38,702 toxic machismo has gone out of style. 198 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,225 Yeah. 199 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,923 Yeah, masculinity's bad 200 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,620 till someone has to kill a spider. 201 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:50,105 Ta-da! 202 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:51,672 [ Laughs ] 203 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,804 Welcome to 14 7/8 Fletcher Ave. 204 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,633 Wow. This is cozy, huh? 205 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:57,678 Well, it's a converted garage, 206 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,375 so I know it's a little bit small. 207 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,421 Oh, honey, it's only small for a place to live. 208 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,074 Hey, we got you guys a housewarming gift. 209 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,772 It's a decorative pineapple 210 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:07,427 because, uh, pineapples are a symbol of good luck. 211 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:08,645 Thanks, Mr. D. 212 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,473 That's way better than our giant cherry. 213 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:11,866 That's just a symbol of a clean toilet. 214 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:12,954 Thanks, Dad. 215 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:14,259 You've very welcome. 216 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:16,740 It's actually from both of us, right, honey? 217 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,612 Right. Right, because I thought 218 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,178 you would want a lot of luck. 219 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:22,485 Mom, look. I know what you're thinking... 220 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:23,660 [ Jet engine rumbling ]...but we're saving a ton of money. 221 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,532 [ Shouting ] Utilities are included, 222 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:26,924 we don't need a lot of furniture, 223 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:29,449 and it'll be easy to keep track of the baby! 224 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:32,713 And they can, uh -- they can walk to the airport. 225 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:37,239 Which brings us back to the living room. 226 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:38,806 Wow. We got the whole tour without even moving. 227 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,503 Phil: Tiny-homes are very trendy these days. 228 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,592 And, by the way, it's what I called 229 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,855 my short, black best friend in high school. 230 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,509 So, where -- where are you thinking of 231 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,685 putting the baby's crib?Well, we were thinking about 232 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,121 putting it right there under the skylight. 233 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:52,515 That way, the baby can look up and reach for the stars. 234 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,648 Ohh, I love that. 235 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:56,780 And look how clean that glass is. 236 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,435 A little too clean. 237 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,350 [ Thud ]It's -- It's not a skylight. 238 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,786 There's a hole in your roof. 239 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,919 Cool, I always wanted to learn how to install a skylight. 240 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,573 I guess today's the day. 241 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,705 Have you also always wanted to move an electrical outlet 242 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,141 that's currently in the shower? 243 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,969 Well, that can't be code.It's not. 244 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,797 I'm telling you exactly what's going on. 245 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,887 [ Cellphone rings ]Oh, excuse me. 246 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,933 Haley, honey. 247 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:21,065 You can't raise a baby in here. 248 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,067 What happens if -- if the baby's crying 249 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,765 and you need to sleep?Thought of it. 250 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,723 We're gonna put up a sheet to make it like a little room. 251 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,682 Oh, smart. 252 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,292 Tell me how this works. 253 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,990 Wahh, wahh, wahh. Could you hear me? 254 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,776 I know it's not perfect, but we've got this. 255 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,342 We're a lot more grown up than you think. 256 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,519 Haley, can I talk to you for a second in the kitchen? 257 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,608 Yeah. 258 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:42,652 Uh, that was the doctor. 259 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,262 We're supposed to be there right now. 260 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:46,569 Oh, my God. The ultrasound -- I totally spaced! 261 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,789 We can't let my mom find out. 262 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,704 Um, let's just make up something responsible and get out of here. 263 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,010 Okay. Okay. 264 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,883 So, we need to go and get toothbrushes. 265 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,798 You should've put up a sheet. 266 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,321 We heard everything. 267 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,149 You missed your first ultrasound appointment? 268 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,064 Well, we will if you keep lecturing me. 269 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,848 Who's the doctor?We found her on Yelp. 270 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,241 She has, like, four stars.Mm-hmm. 271 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:08,330 So does the sushi place that gave Luke worms. 272 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,287 I'm coming with you. 273 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,375 I think I'm just gonna hang back 274 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,421 and commence Operation Skylight. 275 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,989 I parked in back. Let's go this way. 276 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,120 -Oh! -Oh, God! 277 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,340 [ Shatters ] 278 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,777 That is lucky! We just bought a broom. 279 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,954 [ Kids laughing ]Hey, there's my favorite sister-in-law. 280 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,782 I, uh -- I got you a Popsicle, 281 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,784 and the stick has a joke on it. 282 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,743 Um, "How do you fix a broken gorilla?" 283 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,788 Mm, well, I guess we're gonna find out soon. 284 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:34,312 [ Chuckles ]Sticks are good for more than joking. 285 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:35,705 In prison, I learned how to fashion 286 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,664 all manner of sticks into knives. 287 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:40,623 You know, I love that you had time for crafts in there. 288 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,799 I also learned if you don't do what you say you're gonna, 289 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,235 you get hurt. 290 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:46,803 Um, I'm gonna go, uh, check on Cal. 291 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,675 No, no, no, I'll do it. I want to soak up 292 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,024 as much time with him as I can 293 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,286 before you take him home. 294 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,592 Cal. 295 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,768 Cal, what is -- Put that down! 296 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:55,856 Where did he get a cheeseburger? 297 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:59,120 I don't know.[ Laughs ] 298 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,861 Hey, look. I'm -- I-I'm sorry about the letter, 299 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,689 but it all worked out. 300 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,429 You still got out early. 301 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:07,868 Only because I volunteered to help train police dogs. 302 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,132 It was horrible. 303 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:14,526 [ Dog barking ][ Shouting ] I'm stealing a TV! 304 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,137 I'm stealing a TV! 305 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,835 Get off of me! 306 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,881 I feel it! 307 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,404 What do you want from me? 308 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,232 Miles. Uh, what? 309 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,974 I know all you fancy people have rewards cards. 310 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,193 Being all cooped up has given me the travel bug. 311 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,586 But I've been saving those. 312 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,806 I bought groceries at a gas station for six months 313 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:33,981 to get triple points. 314 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,591 For -- For Lily's birthday breakfast, 315 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,071 we gave her something called Pop Zarts. 316 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,899 I want them in my account 317 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,727 by the end of the day or I tell Cameron. 318 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:44,948 But I almost have enough for two off-peak flights to Paris. 319 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,210 Ha, "monkey wrench." 320 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,082 Yeah, that's putting it mildly. 321 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:51,476 No, that's how you fix a broken gorilla, you dummy. 322 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,652 Oh. 323 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,178 Oh, there you are. How did it go? 324 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,962 Not well. 325 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,877 He got all mad, called me old-fashioned. 326 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,705 Me -- the guy who bought Alex a book 327 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,446 on successful business ladies. 328 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,969 Sorry, I didn't understand that. 329 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,318 Please try again. 330 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,625 Why does that coffee grinder keep talking to me? 331 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,061 Well, you kept your end of the bargain, 332 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,584 so I'm gonna make the sausages, 333 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,412 and we'll talk about the second step later. 334 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,762 There's no second steps. I did it. 335 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,111 That's the last I want to hear about it. 336 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,852 Manny: Thanks a lot, Jay. 337 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,028 I should've ignored you, but you got in my head. 338 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,944 About what? This is first time I hear of this. 339 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,294 I started thinking maybe she does boss me around 340 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,123 a little bit, so I confronted her, things got heated, 341 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,212 and now she called a car and she's leaving. 342 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,474 The best relationship I've ever had, 343 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,345 and I think it might be ending. 344 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,086 Last time I listen to you, Jay. 345 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,045 Don't worry, papi. Those things have a way 346 00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,787 of working themselves out.Eh, what're ya gonna do? 347 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,963 Yeah, that's a good question. What are you going to do? 348 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,007 I'm calling it. 349 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,052 I'm done. 350 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,706 Calling Brian Dunn. 351 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,359 No. No, no. 352 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,491 I owe him money. 353 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:50,753 Jay, you need to talk to Sherry 354 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,276 and tell her that it was your idea. 355 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,017 I've kept up my part of the bargain. 356 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:54,844 Now, don't go all Colombian 357 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,324 and tell me if I don't talk to Sherry 358 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,934 you're not making those sausages, 359 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,893 'cause I already took a second statin. 360 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,504 Sorry, for once, you're not getting your way. 361 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,856 Hey, Sher, got a sec? 362 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,815 Uh, tough to say. Bartev is two minutes away, 363 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,555 but his car is spinning, so... 364 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,861 I know you're upset with Manny. 365 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,297 That's on me. 366 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,821 I put some ideas in his head. 367 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,170 You know, I'm kind of a hero to him. 368 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,954 I didn't mean to cause any trouble. 369 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,739 You know, I'm crazy about the kid, 370 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,610 and I just want to make sure he's in a healthy relationship. 371 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,525 Gloria put you up to this, didn't she? 372 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,440 It's complicated. [ Scoffs ] 373 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,268 You do see the irony of this, right? 374 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,052 She's so worried about Manny getting bossed around, 375 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,924 yet she has no problem bossing you around? 376 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:33,491 No, no, that's crazy. Really? 377 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:34,928 Is this how you wanted to spend your afternoon? 378 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,277 No, I hate this. 379 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,931 Man, I had a whole day planned. 380 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,672 Listen, I'm gonna let Manny spiral for a few hours, 381 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:41,891 and then we're gonna go back upstairs 382 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,066 and move the furniture around. 383 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:43,937 Oh, God, it was that. 384 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,895 But you need to stand up for yourself. 385 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,418 You go back in there, and you tell Gloria 386 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,029 that you're tired of being told what to do. 387 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,682 Let me think about it.Don't think. 388 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,815 Just do it. Okay. 389 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,818 [ Door hinges squeak, water running ] 390 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,777 Oh! Oh. 391 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,388 Relax. It's nothing I haven't seen before. 392 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,390 I was on the boys' wrestling team. 393 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,479 What do you want? I transferred the miles. 394 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,003 I got 'em. Decided I don't want to travel, though -- 395 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,918 converted them all into gift cards. 396 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,529 No, no, no, they say you're not supposed to do that. 397 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,923 I decided I want something else. 398 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,577 I want to move in upstairs, 399 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,362 and I want a HEPA air filter on account of I shed. 400 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,191 I told you it's rented. I can't just cancel on them. 401 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,453 You sure about that? 402 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,107 Because when I don't get what I want, 403 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,980 I can make things real uncomfortable. 404 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,416 Oh, cold, cold! 405 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,678 Cameron: What's going on? 406 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:30,635 Nothing. 407 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,898 Mitchell and I's just talking. 408 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,247 No, no, we weren't. I can't -- 409 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,858 I can't take this anymore. I'm sorry. 410 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,687 I never wrote the letter to the parole board. What? 411 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,820 I -- I tried to lie, but I just -- I couldn't do it. 412 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:43,039 Yet you had no problem lying to me. 413 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:47,435 You just let my sister rot in that horrific hell hole? 414 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,263 Oh, please, they have a Taco Tuesday! 415 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,745 Uh, Cam, c-can we talk?Oh, hold up. 416 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:54,268 I'm just looking through some pictures of me 417 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,009 helping out your family. 418 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,098 Here I am taking Jay and Gloria to the airport, 419 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:01,144 and, oh, this is me, uh, helping Alex move into her dorm room, 420 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,625 and who can forget when I helped Phil with that magic trick 421 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,148 and let him make me disappear. 422 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,149 You're not in that picture. 423 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,151 That's how good I am at helping out. 424 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,500 Now let's take a look at some pictures 425 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,024 of you helping out my family. 426 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,199 Oh! 427 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,461 Cam, I tried to write the letter. 428 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,942 I -- I really did, but she broke the law, 429 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,030 and she got a fair sentence. 430 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,293 She did not deserve to get out early. 431 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,251 I-I couldn't bring myself to lie about it. 432 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,949 Oh, give me a break. 433 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,994 I have heard you say the words, 434 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,909 "Nice perm, Manny." 435 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,041 You can get there. 436 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,738 I am an officer of the law. 437 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,175 I took an oath.What about our oath? 438 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,524 To love, honor, and -- 439 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,525 and lie for each other's family. 440 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,570 Oh, that's not part of it. 441 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:36,571 But it's implied. 442 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,052 Stop. Stop. 443 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,010 Mitchell's right. 444 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,230 I spent the day terrorizing him. 445 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,927 I'm a horrible person. 446 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,537 I should still be in jail. 447 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,888 Look what I took. 448 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,019 Is that my beard trimmer? 449 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,021 Works on other hairs. 450 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,980 [ Sighs ] 451 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,155 I'm sorry. 452 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:59,376 I am a thief and a liar and a manipulator. 453 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,336 I can't be trusted to rejoin society. 454 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,511 Hey, don't say that. You're -- 455 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,121 You're gonna be fine. 456 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,949 What about little Cal? 457 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,429 He's doing so good here. 458 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,126 I'm just gonna ruin him. 459 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:13,782 I need supervision, to be locked back up. 460 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,479 You guys know where I can get a pickup truck 461 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,698 and a big ol' chain? 462 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,308 I'm gonna steal me a Redbox. 463 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,136 Pam, hey, you... [ Sighs ] 464 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,791 You don't have to go back to prison, okay? 465 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,619 You can stay upstairs. 466 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,230 Do you mean it? 467 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,405 What about your renters? 468 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,146 We'll cancel, um, 469 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,148 and -- and we'll help take care of Cal 470 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,716 until you can get back on your feet, okay? 471 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,109 Family first. 472 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,197 Hey. 473 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,981 [ Camera shutter clicks ]One for the book. 474 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,679 I'm gonna go get settled upstairs. 475 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:45,248 If it's okay, I'll come back down for Cal after my tub. 476 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,336 Thank you both. 477 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,990 I won't forget this. 478 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,166 That was so sweet. 479 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,125 I'm glad Cal gets to stick around. 480 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,343 And now with Pam here, 481 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,215 she can feed the cat while we go to Branson. 482 00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,698 Dr. Singh, that is some exquisite gel work, 483 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,178 and I say that as a soon-to-be nurse 484 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,006 and someone who wears a lot of product in his hair. 485 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,921 Thank you. 486 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,618 Haley, have you been taking your prenatal vitamins? 487 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,142 I'll make sure she does from now on. 488 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,708 Calm down, Mom. 489 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,014 I can remember to take a pill every day. 490 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,407 Can you? 491 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,322 [ Thudding]There's the heartbeat. 492 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,066 Oh, it -- it sounds so fast, is everything okay? 493 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,677 No, that's good. That's the way a baby's heart should sound. 494 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,244 He's right. 495 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,376 It's the sound of a very healthy -- oh! 496 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,551 Together: What? 497 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,075 [ Thudding] 498 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,815 There's a second heartbeat. 499 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,253 A baby with two hearts? 500 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,168 I didn't know I was pregnant when I ate that brownie! 501 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,648 I didn't --No, H-Haley, breathe. 502 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,302 You're having twins. 503 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,001 [ Laughs ] That's impossible. It's a mistake. 504 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,046 It's not. I'm pretty good at this. 505 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,092 She's right. You can see them right here. 506 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,311 I can't have twins. 507 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,096 That's twice as many babies as we were expecting. 508 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,401 Yeah, they'll outnumber us. 509 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,837 How are they gonna fit in our place? 510 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,230 How are they gonna fit in my body? 511 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,276 One is always going to be awake. 512 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,017 I'll never sleep again. And those double-strollers 513 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:58,887 are so wide, I can say goodbye 514 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,628 to ever shopping in a boutique. 515 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,325 Haley, everything's gonna be okay.You don't know that. 516 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,327 I do!I'm in way over my head, Mom, I -- 517 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,198 But you're not alone. 518 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,764 Yeah, I'll be here. 519 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,158 Yeah, he'll be here, but I meant me. I'll be here. 520 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,160 Yeah, but you kind of haven't been lately. 521 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,248 I know, I know, 522 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,163 and I'm very sorry about that, 523 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,251 but as you're about to find out, 524 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:18,907 being a mom is very complicated. 525 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,170 Luckily, there are these instincts that kick in, 526 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,129 especially when your kid's in trouble. 527 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,914 So if you're ever overwhelmed, 528 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,395 I am right over your shoulder 529 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:31,398 on the wings of a hummingbird. 530 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,182 Now I know where she got the brownie. 531 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:36,359 And I'll be right behind you on that hummingbird, Mrs. D. 532 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,057 It's kind of a hummingbird for one. 533 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,189 [ Chuckles ] 534 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,279 Okay, Manny and his girlfriend are good. 535 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,280 Let's boil and broil. 536 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:47,327 Thank you, Jay. Two sausages coming up. 537 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,110 Two? What, am I in a boy band? 538 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,024 Make 'em all. 539 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,287 So, what did Sherry say exactly? 540 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:54,073 Not much. I, you know -- I did most of the talking. 541 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,379 Well, hopefully now she'll stop being so controlling. 542 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,250 [ Laughing ] Yeah. 543 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,382 [ Chuckles ] Funny, though. 544 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,862 What is? 545 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,255 Well, it's just that, you know, 546 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,300 you were worried about Manny being pushed around, 547 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,997 and if you think about it, 548 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,130 you've been sort of pushing me around all day. 549 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,610 What's the funny part? 550 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:10,698 No, it's just -- 551 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:11,960 Where's this coming from? 552 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,135 Nothing, it's just something I thought of. 553 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,268 No, you don't think of stuff. 554 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,270 This is Sherry. No, it isn't. 555 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,488 But if it were, she'd have a point. 556 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:21,056 Oh, really? So you think I'm very controlling? 557 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,276 Well, you're welcome to choose the doctors, 558 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,278 pick the handymen, make plans with friends, 559 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,931 cancel plans with friends. 560 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,542 Okay, okay, I get it. 561 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:29,499 No, no, no, no. 562 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,197 You do need to take more control. 563 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,416 Actually, from now on, 564 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,245 you should decide how to cook your own sausage. 565 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:41,207 Fine, you don't think I can do it? 566 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:45,211 Coffee grinder, how do I make Gloria's special sauce? 567 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,995 Nowyou're quiet? 568 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,910 [ Door opens, closes ] 569 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:49,998 Phil: Hey, Jay. 570 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,478 You ready to go? Go where? 571 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,870 Gloria said you'd help me put in a skylight 572 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,133 at Haley's new place. 573 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,657 Oh, yeah, I empowered her to say that. 574 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,658 How's the move going? 575 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,225 So good. Really good. 576 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,269 Good, good, good, good. 577 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,488 That's good. No, it's not. 578 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,446 It's a disaster. The place is too small. 579 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,405 Everything needs fixing. I'm trying to stay calm, but... 580 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,843 There's a hole in the ceiling, Jay -- 581 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,193 a hole in the ceiling. 582 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,760 Rain is gonna fall on the crib. 583 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,544 What -- What happens if a -- an owl 584 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,372 picks up a-a pinecone and drops it? 585 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,983 My grandchild's gonna get hit with a pinecone!Don't be silly. 586 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,377 What would an owl be doing with a pinecone? 587 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,771 At the most, it would be a mouse or a baby gopher. 588 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,555 Dylan seems like he's getting his life together, 589 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,775 but he's still a wild card at best. 590 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,385 I know exactly how you feel. 591 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,605 I guess you do. I was your wild card, huh? 592 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,389 I didn't have a lot of faith. 593 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,435 Didn't you have feathers hanging off your ear? 594 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,306 It was a dream catcher.It was my nightmare. 595 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,265 I think I see what you're saying. 596 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,572 If I can become awesome, so can Dylan. 597 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,095 That's not what I'm saying. 598 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,532 Who the hell knows what's gonna happen? 599 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,229 Let me tell you something about life. 600 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:50,754 We all have this illusion that we're in control. 601 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,452 I wanted to play pro football, 602 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:53,366 some guy takes my knee out. 603 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,802 I graduate from school, 604 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,543 I'm gonna drive my motorcycle across the country, 605 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,632 and some suit pulls my draft number. 606 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,200 I worked my ass off to send my daughter to college, 607 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,853 some juggler knocks her up. 608 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,507 Again, sir, I'm very sorry about that. 609 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,727 I put in the years, I build my business 610 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,207 so I don't have to answer to anyone, 611 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,556 and I still have to jump through hoops 612 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,297 to get a damn sausage. 613 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,299 You lost me there at that last part. 614 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:18,086 Look, all I'm saying is things are always gonna change, 615 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,957 and you have to deal with it. 616 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,830 But the good news is, five years from now 617 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,788 while you're playing with your grandkid, 618 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,573 you won't even remember today. 619 00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,401 [ Chuckles ] 620 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,620 I hadn't thought about it like that. 621 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,100 Thanks, Jay. 622 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,362 [ Cellphone chimes ] 623 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,325 Huh. Haley and Dylan are gonna have to move back in with us. 624 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,414 That's okay. I can handle that. 625 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,284 [ Cellphone swooshes ] 626 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,201 She's having twins. 627 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,508 Let's get you a sausage. 628 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,385 [ Knock on door ] 629 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,386 Thank you. 630 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,478 It was a box of clothes Pam asked her mom 631 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,438 to ship to her three days ago. 632 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,703 You faked that breakdown so you could stay here. 633 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,270 Well done, Counselor. 634 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,533 See, this is why I couldn't write that letter for you. 635 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,492 You have no remorse for your lying, stealing ways, 636 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,841 but I -- I am on to you, 637 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,539 and I am going to make you pay. 638 00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,454 [ Scoffs ] No, you ain't. 639 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,672 You tiny. 640 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,370 Hey, hey, are those our lamps? 641 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,327 Pam?