1 00:00:02,263 --> 00:00:04,830 Okay, folks, you might want to put on some sunscreen. 2 00:00:04,874 --> 00:00:08,051 Up this high, the trees start to thin out. 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,618 Oh, this might be a good place for a picture. 4 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:10,749 Oh, let me gobehind that rock. 5 00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:12,186 I'll changeinto my next look. 6 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:13,274 Another one? 7 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,667 He has to. His Instagram follower demands it. 8 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:16,538 Eagle! 9 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:18,061 Oh, wait, false alarm. 10 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,628 It's just a plastic bag in a tree. 11 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:20,411 Eagle! 12 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:21,934 Nope. Sorry. 13 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,023 Bag fell. 14 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:25,460 Every winter, 15 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,853 I take a bird-watching trip with my buddies -- 16 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:29,855 specifically to see a bald eagle. 17 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:31,683 So far, no luck. 18 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:35,122 This year, my buddies bailed -- back spasm, cracked hip. 19 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:38,081 And I'mthe idiot for installing a shower chair. 20 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,865 I was all set to go solo, 21 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:42,651 when those three tagalongs invited themselves. 22 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,261 They invaded my territory 23 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:46,872 like a bunch of bay-breasted warblers. 24 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:49,136 Darned if I didn't feel like a bay-breasted warbler 25 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:52,704 horning in on Jay's trip, but Gloria made us go. 26 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,228 She was worried about my dad 27 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,186 being out in the woods aloneat his age, 28 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:58,884 so she -- she gently nudged usto join him. 29 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:01,539 Gloria, if my dad doesn't want us t-- 30 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:04,325 Hey, Dad, uh, whatcha doin' this weekend? 31 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:06,327 Ah, little nature trip.Oh! Sounds like fun. 32 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,241 Count us in! Yes. 33 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:09,199 Actually, I was lookingfor a little alone time -- 34 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:12,855 Hey! Am I the only one with bald eagles on the brain? 35 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,249 You know what? I think in about 10 minutes, 36 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:16,511 the light's gonna be perfect 37 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,556 for my "Afternoon Adventurer" look. 38 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,689 Okay, uh, before we headdeeper into the woods, 39 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:22,343 I should warn you folksthat there's been 40 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:24,171 severalbear sightings in the area. 41 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:26,521 So if you happen to haveany food with you --Got it! 42 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:30,612 I was going to say 43 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:33,136 you can store itin this bear box...here. 44 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,181 Oh. Um, okay. 45 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:35,791 Well, then, talk amongst yourselves. 46 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,271 It could take me a while 47 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,403 to find where my manly heave sent that heavy -- 48 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,623 Ah! Here it is. Someone must've heaved it back. 49 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:42,798 Thank you! 50 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:59,162 Hello! 51 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:00,990 Oh, hey, Gloria. Thanks for coming. 52 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,296 It's gonna be such a fun girls' night -- 53 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:05,037 drinking wine, planning the nursery. 54 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:06,343 Okay, I was going to surprise you, 55 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:09,259 but I can't wait anymore. 56 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:13,176 It's a handmade mobile of great women in history! 57 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,743 Eleanor Roosevelt, 58 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:15,613 Rosa Parks! 59 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:16,658 Ohh! 60 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,094 I just hope it goes with the theme 61 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,313 that Dylan wants for the room. 62 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:21,097 Are any of these women important in the fields 63 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,055 of fire trucks or unicorns? 64 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,100 Claire: Oh! 65 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,102 How perfect is this? 66 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,452 They delivered the crib, 67 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,889 and I know just the crew of handy honeys 68 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,282 to help me put it together. 69 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,197 Uh, not now, Mom.I've had the worst day. 70 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,198 Me, too. 71 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,417 Quick, start crying. 72 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,419 We need to derail her enthusiasm before she s-- 73 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:40,203 Unh!Too late. 74 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,465 She's dancing. 75 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:43,728 Way to rock it, girlfriend! 76 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,601 I cannot deny it anymore. 77 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:49,430 I am turning into a white woman. 78 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,086 Is there a problem, girlfriends? 79 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,566 Spin class was canceled! 80 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,002 No! 81 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:58,830 What are we gonna do with our day? 82 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:00,310 "When In Doubt... 83 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,355 Brunch." 84 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:02,921 Where's the nearest place that serves kale 85 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,836 and also has a pun in its name? 86 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,143 There's an Underground Kale-Roaddown the street! 87 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,493 Thank God.Let's go! 88 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,365 I've gotten soft lately. 89 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:13,671 I think I've lost my Colombian edge. 90 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:16,239 I think we'll all feel better if we accomplish something. 91 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,414 Yes. Unlike Jay. 92 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:21,244 He's been going on these hunting trips for 20 years, 93 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:24,595 and not once has he brought homea bald eagle! 94 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:30,253 Oh, God. 95 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,820 Hendrix couldn't read music, 96 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:33,517 Shaq couldn't make free throws, 97 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:36,346 and I have a little trouble visualizing space and scale. 98 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,696 So, I think this closet designgives us everything we need 99 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,307 in a tight, residential space. 100 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,308 Yeah. Very clever. 101 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:42,526 Take a walk-through. 102 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,485 Does the flow make sense? 103 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:45,442 Well, um... 104 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:47,923 I would get out of the shower 105 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:50,534 and throw my clothesin the hamper here, 106 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:52,101 pick out an outfit,and then get dressed right here. 107 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,973 You just threw your clothes in the fireplace 108 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,671 and got dressed in front of the picture window. 109 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:59,978 Well, you have your morning routine, Mia. 110 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:01,937 I have mine. 111 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,853 All right, let's get this over with. 112 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,420 Mom, where do we start? 113 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,073 Um... 114 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,511 Maybe Mommy just needs some cougar juice! 115 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:13,470 What's wrong with me? 116 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:16,560 Watch your step, folks. 117 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:17,866 Some of the terrain gets a little tricky 118 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:19,128 on this part of the hike. 119 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,303 Oh. Good. I thought I'd changed 120 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:23,088 into my "Remote Trailhead" look too soon. 121 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:25,090 You okay, Dad?Want to stop and take a break? 122 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:27,484 No, no. I just want to stop and maybe see an eagle.Ah. 123 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:28,833 Everybody look. 124 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,751 You've been doing this for 20 years and never seen one, huh? 125 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,449 Correct. Shh. 126 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:36,928 Oh. 127 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,454 Yeah. Mother Nature can be a real -- 128 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,543 Phil, stop talking! 129 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,153 You're scaring the eagles! 130 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,546 I'm sorry. 131 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:46,547 My bad. My bad. 132 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:47,765 Also sorry in my head. 133 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,376 Oh, my God! 134 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,682 Since we're talking again, uh, we should start heading back. 135 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,162 It'll be dark soon. 136 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,512 Or, if you'd like, there's a cabin just up this trail. 137 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:56,687 It's pretty run-down, but, uh, 138 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:57,775 you're welcome to spend the night. 139 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,560 I'll do it.Oh. 140 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,126 Uh... Are -- Are we sure that's a good idea? 141 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,390 Um...wasn't there --wasn't there mention of bears? 142 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,696 No, you go home. I'll stay by myself. 143 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,046 We -- We can't let him stay by himself. 144 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,570 We told Gloria we'd keep him safe. 145 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,223 Yeah, if he'sstaying, we'restaying. 146 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,922 Yeah. Yeah. What -- What'sthe worst that could happen? 147 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,619 I mean, in the movies,when city folk stay overnight 148 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:18,492 in abandoned cabins,things usually pan out okay. 149 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,537 Anyway, I'm gonna run ahead,see if they have any postcards 150 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:23,192 up at this poorly guardedmental institution. 151 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,848 Damn it, I'm starving. 152 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,980 Nothing in here but an old bottle of whiskey. 153 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,982 Well, just try not to thinkabout how hungry you are 154 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,593 or that Mitchell left the foodin the bear box. 155 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:34,595 We allleft the food in the -- 156 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:35,422 Did you change again? 157 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:37,859 Yeah, I just threwa few things together 158 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:39,643 to createa "Rustic Cabin" look. 159 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:42,254 Phil: Well, at least the bears won't be a concern. 160 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,604 Take it from a Realtor. 161 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:45,823 This Smith & Wiley lock is the gold standard. 162 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,660 All right, I think we are nowready to put together 163 00:05:56,704 --> 00:06:00,403 our beautiful,L-shaped crib. 164 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,884 I-I-- This can't be right.One's way bigger. 165 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,408 And what, my babies are supposedto come and go as they please, 166 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,975 like they're in a halfway house? 167 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:10,413 Um, so, a minor misreadingof the diagram. 168 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:11,545 I think we're just gonna need to swap 169 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,547 a short side for a long side. 170 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:14,852 And in the meantime,we bent that bracket. 171 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:17,333 Alex, would you mind runningdown to the hardware store? 172 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,682 No way. 173 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,641 I don't trust myself to drive anymore. 174 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,643 I signed up to be the student liaison 175 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,209 for a visiting scholar on campus -- 176 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:25,776 Sir Kenneth Penrose. 177 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:28,213 Yes, thatSir Kenneth Penrose. 178 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:30,346 Rock star of the microbiology world. 179 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,000 I know you must hear this a lot, 180 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,784 but you're the reason I took up snooker. 181 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:34,872 Do you still play? 182 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,874 I've had to lay downmy cue lately. 183 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,573 I've been working for monthson an Ebola vaccine. 184 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,270 Just moments ago,I had a breakthrough. 185 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:43,228 I can't waitto get to the lab and jot -- 186 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:44,578 Hey! Aah! 187 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,711 Whoa! That was my chemistry advisor. 188 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,887 I would notwant to be known as the girl who -- 189 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,151 Sir Kenneth? 190 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:54,631 W-Where am I? 191 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,503 You don't know the shame. 192 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:57,808 Now they won't let me drive around 193 00:06:57,852 --> 00:07:01,159 anyone smarter than a sociology professor. 194 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:03,248 You know what else hit the ground today? Me. 195 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:06,730 While I was bending over to pickup a doughnut off the floor! 196 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,471 It was covered in dust balls, but I didn't care, 197 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,038 'cause I'm a disgusting pig monster. 198 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,039 Oh, honey, please. 199 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,475 You're as -- 200 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,824 as beautiful as ever. 201 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,696 Tell that to MugScan. 202 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:19,482 MugScan is a face-recognition program we use at work. 203 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,310 It was really mean to me. 204 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:24,618 Good morning, Wayne. 205 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:25,619 Wayne? 206 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,490 I'm not Wayne, you jerk! 207 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,362 Gosh! 208 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:39,546 You all right, Haley? 209 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,679 I'm fine, Wayne. 210 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:45,073 One of my shoes flew off in the fall, 211 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:47,641 and I couldn't put it back onbecause my feet were so swollen. 212 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:50,600 You know who makes a great shoe? New Balance. 213 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,776 I wear them when I power-walk to Neil Diamond. 214 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:56,737 Hey, Mom, is this divider a little too high? 215 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,434 No. No,it's supposedto be that way. 216 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,871 That way, if one twinwants to visit the other, 217 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:04,309 he can just go,"Ah, doot, doot, doot. Hi!" 218 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,224 Aaaah! Hey! 219 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:09,793 Couple thoughts. 220 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,753 Pair of 7s.Ace high. 221 00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:15,669 Everyone, I'd like you to meet Don Lemon and RuPaul, 222 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,540 a pair of black queens. 223 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,673 Mitchell, that's the third timeyou've wandered over there. 224 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:20,891 What are you doing? 225 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:23,024 Nothing.He's got something in his mouth. 226 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,678 Get him!No. No, I don't.Come here! 227 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:27,245 No, no, no! Don't -- Don't fight. Don't -- 228 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,333 He has beef jerky! 229 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:29,900 That's the last of it. I swear. 230 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,685 He's lying. Check his pockets.No, I -- 231 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:32,816 Stop it, stop it, stop it! 232 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,122 It's a family pack! 233 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:36,385 I hope the jerky wasas delicious as the irony. 234 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:38,343 Give it!No, stop it! Stop it -- 235 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:39,954 No! 236 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:40,998 Great. 237 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,739 We're sending beef smoke signals 238 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,349 to a forest full of bears. 239 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,177 I'm sorry! I should've shared! 240 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,571 Meanwhile, there is a sackfull of hiking snacks 241 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:49,572 just up the road! 242 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:50,573 Brie, prosciutto, 243 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:53,228 not to mention a wonderful maple-walnut butter 244 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,578 that Gloria recommendedon her Pinterest board. 245 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:56,579 That's it. I'm going out there. 246 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:57,580 Jay, wait! 247 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:00,235 If you see a bear, remember -- 248 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,845 blind it with the flash on your phone, 249 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,978 then lie on your back in a submissive pose. 250 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:06,154 I'm not doing that. If I come face-to-face with a bear, 251 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,198 hebetter run! 252 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,075 It's darker out there -- 253 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,642 Aaaaaaaah! 254 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,167 Are you sure it was the best idea 255 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,864 to attach these beforemoving them upstairs? 256 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:24,172 Yeah, I eyeballed the space.It really should fit easily. 257 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,826 Ow! 258 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,176 Except Alex apparentlyhas steered us into a jam. 259 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,396 Oh, that must be the pizza guy. Coming, Carl! 260 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,311 You know the pizza guy's name? 261 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,530 No! 262 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,882 Hi. Hey, Haley. 263 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,319 Surprised to get an orderfrom you before midnight. 264 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,320 By the way, how'd you like 265 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,844 that customshrimp and potato pizza? 266 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,977 I don't even know what you're talking about. 267 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,413 Loved it. Love you. 268 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,632 Gonna go get my wallet! 269 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,463 Mom? 270 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,507 Okay. 271 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,771 Alex, run downstairsand get a screwdriver. 272 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,860 This whole thing will fit easilyonce we take the cribs apart. 273 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:00,817 Gloria: We don't even know 274 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:03,428 if this thing is gonna fitthrough the bedroom door. 275 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:04,908 Of course it will. 276 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:07,781 But if it makes you happy, I will measure again. 277 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,217 Hmm. 278 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,827 Hmm? 279 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:14,570 See? 280 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,444 You always record over my programs -- 281 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:20,794 Whoa! 282 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,317 Gah! Aah! 283 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,493 Oh! Ow! 284 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,671 Okay, no, how about this? 285 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,108 We all band together to form one big man 286 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,457 to go get the food. 287 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,807 Cameron: No! How's that supposed to work? 288 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,505 Okay, back to back, um, and -- and then link arms. Come on. 289 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,941 Okay.Turn around, give me your arm. 290 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,682 See, look? Like this, all right? 291 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,466 Do we look big and scary? 292 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,467 Well, I think so. 293 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,295 Let's move towards the door. 294 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,256 Okay. 295 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,475 Nice and easy. 296 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:55,480 We're just one big man out for a walk in the woods. 297 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,743 Scatter! 298 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,396 Aah! 299 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,573 We made it.Oh! 300 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,575 Wait! Where's Mitchell? 301 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:04,620 He didn't make it! 302 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,839 One of you two need to go get him! 303 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,754 I'm better staying here as a bear decoy. 304 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,059 I give off a natural musk. 305 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,714 Birds land on me all the time. Squirrels eat out of my hand. 306 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,716 Well, Ican't go! Lily needsat least oneliving parent! 307 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:16,763 Wait! 308 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,068 How do we know it's not the bear? 309 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,069 Mitchell: It's me! 310 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,942 You just left me! 311 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,117 Oh, you weren't out there that long. 312 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,422 You didn't get the food?! 313 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,728 I almost wasfood! 314 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,513 Okay, I-I wish I never evencame on this stupid trip! 315 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,558 Well, who forced you? 316 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,994 Gloria! 317 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,001 It's my delivery ankle. 318 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,568 It's really bad, dudes. 319 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:42,310 It was already weak from your paintball injury, Carl. 320 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,877 I told you to get it checked out, 321 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,139 but you and doctors. 322 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:49,012 Okay, fine, I know him a little. 323 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,753 When it rains, it pours, huh? 324 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:51,972 Margaret-Anne left me this morning.Aw! 325 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,757 Then my dad called me "Craig" on the phone again. 326 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,324 That's the name of his newson. 327 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,543 Oh, God. Carl, can we at least drive you home? 328 00:11:58,587 --> 00:11:59,893 Not now. 329 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,809 I have 10 pizzas going to my enemies, the Sigmas. 330 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,637 Those rich kids get their kicks taking advantage 331 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:06,900 of our "30 Minutes or it's Free" policy -- 332 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,902 use every trick in the book to slow me down. 333 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,991 Well, not tonight, Chad and Chip. 334 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,166 Not to-- Aaaah! 335 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,168 The bone's got to be sticking out, right? 336 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,779 No,it's not even swollen. 337 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,825 Look, Carl, we've all had rough days. 338 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,783 Why don't you let us finish this delivery for you? 339 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,829 Okay, but we've only got, like, 10 minutes. 340 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:23,917 Let's go, then! Come here. 341 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,222 Okay.Come on! 342 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,834 It'll feel good to get something right today. 343 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,358 Plus, I wouldn't mind sticking it to some preppy, white jerks. 344 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,622 Hey! That lifecomes with its ownproblems! 345 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,933 Don't be mad, Dad. 346 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,456 Gloria was just worriedabout you. 347 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,849 I don't want to talk about it. 348 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,676 Let's just have a drink and be quiet. 349 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:50,073 Lot of colors in that fire, huh? 350 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,510 Red, green... 351 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,208 yellow, blue...Geez. Okay. 352 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,993 What is this yammering with you?! Seriously! 353 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,255 I don't know. 354 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:02,782 I guess I just don't like beingalone with my own thoughts. 355 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,263 Maybe it's because I have acouple of grandkids on the way, 356 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,961 but now,if -- if things get too quiet, 357 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,398 my mind goesto a dark place fast. 358 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,966 I start to worryabout the people that I love 359 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,881 and all the bad thingsthat could happen to them. 360 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:19,189 I suppose talking...pushes those thoughts out 361 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,061 and helps me feel okay. 362 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,540 I get it. 363 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,064 We can all spiral. 364 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,848 But you can't talkyour way out of it. 365 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,503 You got to thinkyour way out of it. 366 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,635 You know, find a happy place. 367 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,202 Try this. 368 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,465 30 seconds, no talking. Go. 369 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,876 Buddy, where are you?I'm back. Yep. 370 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,009 You know, I think we can learn a lot from this guy, 371 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,227 because it's not the -- 372 00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:00,317 the bears out there that we're afraid of. 373 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,536 It's the bears in our lives -- 374 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:04,017 the fear that keeps us up at night. 375 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,540 And I think that's an interesting topic 376 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,976 we can return to 377 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,457 once I change into my "Fireside Chat" look. 378 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,806 Anotherwardrobe change? 379 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,156 You're like a sultan's bride on her wedding day. 380 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,115 Go ahead -- make fun of me. 381 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,594 I like my outfits. 382 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:17,944 Why so many? 383 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,380 Yeah, I guess when I was a kid, 384 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,251 I realized I wasn't ever gonna fit in, 385 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,166 so I decided to stand out. 386 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,125 I embraced my flamboyance 387 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,518 to let the world know their insults won't hurt me. 388 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,912 Want to make a joke about me? Go ahead, 'cause I'm in on it. 389 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,394 That's really beautiful,Cam. 390 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,700 And you're not alone. 391 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:39,095 Growing up, we were allinsecure nerds in our own way. 392 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,577 I was cool. 393 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,495 What? I thought we were sharing. 394 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,237 That's very brave, Cam. That's good stuff. 395 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,504 Are you crazy?! I shouldn't be the one driving! 396 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,506 There is no time to argue!Just go! Come on! 397 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,989 Thanks so much for making me part of your group. 398 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,556 It's not every day you make four new best friends. 399 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,733 Why are they going so slow?! 400 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,126 I can't get past them! 401 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,954 This is one of Sigma's tactics. 402 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,129 They track my location on the app 403 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,001 and send pledges to try to slow me down. 404 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,176 Ugh! What am I gonna do?! 405 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,786 I'll handle this. 406 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,875 Carl, I'm takingyour paintball guns! 407 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,096 Move! Or I move you! 408 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,015 I dostill have my edge! 409 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,016 Yes! 410 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,193 Will you join my paintball team? 411 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:35,978 What is that?! 412 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,327 Field of Minions. Classic Sigmas. 413 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,459 Don't get distracted by the cuteness. 414 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:39,547 We only have five minutes. 415 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,896 Claire: Just go around them. 416 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,251 Oh, my God, I did it! 417 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,557 And you're all still in the car! 418 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,211 Okay, now, we can't give them anyreason to say 419 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,342 that we didn'tfill the order perfectly, 420 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,996 so check the pizzas,make sure they didn't shift. 421 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,129 Oh, Haley, I'm sureyou're worrying about nothing -- 422 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,957 Whoa!Whoa!Whoa! 423 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,180 Carl, do you have a pizza slicer? 424 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,443 Only the commemorative one I gotfor 10 years of service. 425 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,097 Give it to me. I have a vision. 426 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,231 Shaq and Hendrix never got past their blind spots. 427 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,233 Maybe they didn't want it enough. 428 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,452 Turning 9 pizzas into 10 was a simple matter 429 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,237 of removing one slice from each pie, 430 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,587 then trimming off a V-shaped portion of pizza 431 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,241 from each of the remaining slices, 432 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,199 turning them from 36-degree angles to 40-degree angles, 433 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,940 then putting together the 40-degree angles 434 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,855 into nine slightly smaller pies. 435 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,292 After that, one had onlyto repurpose 436 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,294 the nine previously removed slices 437 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,295 into a 10th pie. 438 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,168 And...10! 439 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,386 It worked! 440 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,474 It really did. 441 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,302 I dohave a visual brain. 442 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:40,173 That was your thing? 443 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,479 I do not miss having white-people problems. 444 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,742 Alex: We're here! I did it! 445 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,832 We only have a minute toget the pizzas inside. Let's go! 446 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,139 Oh, wait, wait, wait! Uh, the frat has a video doorbell. 447 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,402 If they see it's a delivery, they try to run out the clock. 448 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,491 I'll handle this. 449 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,538 Stay on that side. 450 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,280 Frat guy: Yeah? 451 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,412 Hi. Um... 452 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,285 I go to U of A, and I'm super drunk. 453 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:08,288 Is there a place where I can sober up for the night? 454 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,162 At least my looks can stillget me into a frat house. 455 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,250 Okay, guys, go, go! 456 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,732 10 pizzas on time. 457 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,646 Pay up! 458 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,082 You guys with Carl? 459 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,171 We areCarl. 460 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,306 Come on, hurry up! A bet's a bet! 461 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,656 I told you I could standon one leg longer than you! 462 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,093 You're the only one whose balance gets better 463 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,921 after drinking a jug of whiskey. 464 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,358 All right. My followeris gonna love this! 465 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,446 Everybody say "Cheese!" 466 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,665 Together: Cheese. Yes. 467 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,449 Okay, now, that ishow you build a brand. 468 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,104 Well, I guess we should kill the rest of this whiskey. 469 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,453 But then we'll have nothing to serve the murderers 470 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,541 when they arrive. 471 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,108 You know, you joke, 472 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,980 but you have a certain paranoiaabout you. 473 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,112 What -- What's behind that? 474 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,113 Well... 475 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,463 Ooh! Are we about to hear about Mitchell's bear? 476 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,770 Uh, okay. It -- It's, um... 477 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,685 I've never told anyone this, but, uh, 478 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,209 a fortune teller once predicted 479 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,603 that I would not live to see my 46th winter. 480 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,519 Was that that kook that used to live next door to us? 481 00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:06,389 She's nuts. 482 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,260 She told your mother 483 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,305 she was gonna win a Tony one day. 484 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,742 But she was right about a lot of other things. 485 00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,267 She said that I'd become a lawyer. 486 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,791 She said that I would marry a clown one day. 487 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,706 Laughed a long time about thatone. 488 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:19,620 Why? 489 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,796 Anyway, I-I guess my "bear" 490 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,189 is the fear of dying young. 491 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,713 Uh, I mean, if that fortune teller's right, 492 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,932 I only have three more years to live. 493 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,630 Well, y-you know what? The way I see it, 494 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,719 this little curse is actually a gift -- 495 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,635 a reason to live life to the fullest. 496 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,376 And have no regrets. 497 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,551 Okay, so we're all just accepting 498 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,944 this 46-year thing as true? 499 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,555 We've made our peacewith it. 500 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,730 And so should you. 501 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,559 Why not just live your limited days 502 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,561 with leaving nothing unsaid? 503 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,172 Tell the people who matter the most how you feel. 504 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,393 I tell you and Lily I love you every single day. 505 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,046 True. What about Phil? 506 00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,962 He did text me with a "Love ya"this morning. 507 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:58,963 Close enough. 508 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,443 And your dad? 509 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:05,883 Seriously?! 510 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,798 I just have a hard timesaying that word to him. 511 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,452 Which is fine for the both of us. 512 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,627 Okay, well, it sounds like 513 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:13,195 youmight be uncomfortable with that word, too. 514 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,979 No! I don't have a problem with it. I use it all the time. 515 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,329 I'm alwayssaying I love things. I -- 516 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:19,419 I love the feel of toasty socks out of the microwave. 517 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,335 I love the far-off sound of a train whistle. 518 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,251 You know, "Ooh! What adventure have they gotten off to?" 519 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,688 I l-- I love watching a baby stretch. 520 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:31,039 Those are all good thingsin your life, Jay, but... 521 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,432 what's your "bear"? 522 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:33,215 I don't have one. 523 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,825 Oh, come on!We all told you ours. 524 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,914 Now, when you get to my age, 525 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,830 there are less things that you're afraid of. 526 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,658 Except maybe... 527 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,312 being a burden to your family. 528 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,271 Which is starting already, 529 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:48,143 because Gloria forced you guys to babysit me, 530 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,233 which is why I wanted to spend the night here 531 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:55,411 so I could prove I'm not some...frail old man. 532 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,587 But, if I'm being honest, 533 00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:01,287 that hike gets tougher for me every year. 534 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,725 And I was relieved that I didn'thave to do it alone. 535 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,030 Oh, Dad. 536 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,597 You could never be a burden. 537 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,165 Yeah, you're the one who'salways taking care of all of us. 538 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,081 We'd love the chanceto return the favor. 539 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,258 All right. It's getting late. 540 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,391 This mountain pimp outfit's making me sweat. 541 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,609 Let's -- Let's get some rest. 542 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,089 Good night. 543 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,264 Good night. 544 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,048 I'll take the sofa. 545 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,311 Sure you're gonna be okayout here? 546 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,921 Yeah, I'll be fine. Okay. 547 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,055 Do -- Do you want me to grab youan extra blanket or something? 548 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,709 No, no. I'll get something if I need it. 549 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,365 Okay. Well... 550 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,671 Good night. 551 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,243 I know. 552 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:03,697 All right, Dad. We're ready to go. 553 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,220 Yeah, Jay. 554 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,440 I'm sorry you didn't see a bald eagle this time around. 555 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,093 Y-Yeah. It's too bad. 556 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,531 I guess we'll all have to come back here again next year. 557 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:12,793 Together: Yeah. 558 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,577 I don't know about you guys, but I slept great. 559 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:17,580 That cot was so soft. I'm not always a sound sleeper. 560 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,408 Been meaning to try that melatonin. 561 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,540 I hear it's a real game-changer. 562 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,324 And you can get it anywhere nowadays. 563 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,673 Has it always been over-the-counter? 564 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,545 Kind of a funny phrase, isn't it -- "over-the-counter"?