1 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:07,268 [ Objects rattle ]Shh! You'll wake Lily. 2 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:08,921 [ Whispering ] How drunk are you?I told you three times 3 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:11,272 she's onthat school trip.[ Whispering ] I'd feel more confident 4 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:12,838 if you weren't also whispering.[ Normal voice ] Fair point. 5 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:14,405 [ Normal voice ] Are -- Are you wearing lipstick? 6 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:16,016 Hm? Am I wearing nail polish? 7 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,236 So, we kind of had a crazy night out. 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,977 It started off at this little 9 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,240 under-the-radar speakeasy I heard about. 10 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,677 Uh, he Googled"cool bars near me." 11 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,288 Anyway, we met a group of 20-somethings 12 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:28,463 that took a shine to us. 13 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:31,509 They introduced us to the world of underground parties 14 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:32,771 and $18 cocktails. 15 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,121 It was so burnt. Lit. 16 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,078 Lit. Lit. 17 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:38,081 I don't evenremember half these bars. 18 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,561 Did we goto a hospital last night? 19 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,563 Okay, Grandma Tucker's hangover remedy -- 20 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:44,174 put a pat of butter underneathyour tongue, tip your head back, 21 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,133 and I'll pour the hot sauce up your nose. 22 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,351 [ Cellphones chimes, vibrates ]Wait, wait, wait, wait. 23 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:48,744 That's a group text from Binker. What? 24 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,659 Mm-hmm. Oh, my gosh. 25 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,922 The gang wants to get back together and party tonight.[ Groans ] 26 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,532 And you said we'd never hear from them 27 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,578 after they saw us in that horrible Denny's lighting. 28 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:59,537 Okay, we have to play this exactly right -- 29 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,452 We don't want to come off too eager, 30 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:04,368 but we also want to let 'em knowwe're down to mob. 31 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,327 [ Groaning ] Oh, my God.Cam, you knowour rule, 32 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,893 we never go outtwo nights in a row. 33 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:09,808 Yeah, I know, but this is --We're already pushing it 34 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:11,158 by going to thatlecture series tonight. 35 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:12,985 What lecture series? 36 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:14,552 [ Mug thuds ]Alan Greenspan'stop aide. 37 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:16,772 We bought the season passso we'd get premium seating 38 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:19,035 to "A Night of Sarcasmwith Fran Lebowitz." 39 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,124 [ Cellphones chimes, vibrates ][ Gasps ] Oh, everyone's in. 40 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:24,258 Look at all those thumbs of colors. They're so woke.[ Cellphone whooshes ] 41 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:25,520 [ Cellphones chimes, vibrates ] 42 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:27,348 "We're out. Catch you next time"? 43 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:28,349 Mitchell. 44 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:29,480 How could you? 45 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:31,308 Storm out softly. You'll wake Lily. 46 00:01:42,885 --> 00:01:45,061 ♪♪ 47 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,631 Phil: Morning, honey.Don't mind all the Caltech gear. 48 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:52,721 I figured I'd surprise Alexat school and take her to lunch. 49 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:55,506 Surprise her?At the end of the semester? 50 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,508 Honey, she's probablyin the middle of exams. 51 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:59,554 She's gonna be... 52 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:00,729 thrilled. 53 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,513 Have you ever seen a video of yourself 54 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:04,994 wearing something you didn't realize was unflattering? 55 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:07,823 Well, that happened to me recently, and... 56 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,390 it was my personality. 57 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:12,436 For centuries, man has longed to rule the air 58 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,221 like the majestic squirrel. 59 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:16,397 The wait ends today. 60 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,441 Nope. 61 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,834 Luke: Uh, but what if we -- 62 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:20,314 Doesn't matter.Alex: Hey, Mom. 63 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:21,967 I can pull this off, right? 64 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:23,317 Let me. Oh. 65 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,102 [ Doorbell ringing ] 66 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,756 Ah, we're not home. 67 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:28,757 [ Door slams shut ] 68 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,063 I made a decision to be less negative. 69 00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:34,850 It's the new me, the girl who says "yes." 70 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,460 Friend went to Mexico for the weekend. 71 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:37,940 I'm finding the level. 72 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:41,335 Crockett and Tubbs, you look snazzy. 73 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:43,032 Thanks...I think. 74 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,076 I'm trying to step up my game. 75 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,469 I started seeing someone from work. 76 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,384 Oh, honey. I don't know 77 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:48,907 if I think that's such a good idea that -- 78 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:53,347 Never mind. I approve. 79 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,435 [ Dog food pouring ] 80 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:56,132 I doubt my mom would approve 81 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,699 if she knew the whole story. 82 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,004 [ Birds chirping ] 83 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,049 Woman: Pool boy. 84 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:01,355 I need more towels. 85 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,052 Right away, ma'am. 86 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:14,803 Done. I just approvedanother design. 87 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:17,109 The most luxurious dog bed yet. 88 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:18,241 I call it... 89 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,416 The Top of the Bark. 90 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,244 Gloria: Ah, that's nice that you can 91 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,724 run your new company at home 92 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,987 in clothes that you can only wear at home. 93 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,512 When men get to a certain age, 94 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:29,513 they stop trying. 95 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:31,472 I've seen it before. 96 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,256 First, it starts with the clothes, 97 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,693 then the body, then the brain. 98 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,434 But I can't say anything to Jay, 99 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:39,828 because when it comes to his appearance, 100 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:41,743 he's very sensitive. 101 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:44,398 Mi amor,I'm back. 102 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,182 Welcome home. [ Gasps ] 103 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,836 [ Chuckles ] You hate it, right? 104 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,490 I'll shave it. It's a joke. 105 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,274 Stupid! 106 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:53,407 Good dawning, all. 107 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:54,930 Jay:What am I looking at? 108 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,280 Is the vet worriedyou're gonna bite yourself? 109 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,673 It's a traditional Tudor collar. 110 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,544 I'm pledging my school's Elizabethan Society, 111 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,764 and I have to wear this as a hazing ritual. 112 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:03,721 I don't hate it. 113 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,288 I think it makes your head 114 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:07,377 look like one of those fancy cookies. 115 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,858 I also have to recite several Shakespearean monologues 116 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:12,643 and festoon our dining hall with some bawdy bunting. 117 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:13,862 What happened to hazing? 118 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,429 It used to bemacho stuff, you know, 119 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:18,083 like making a guy drink a shotout of your belly button 120 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:19,650 or passing an orange around 121 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,304 only using your butt cheeks. 122 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,915 Look. It's one of the most selective groups on campus. 123 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,352 I don't want to jinx it, 124 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:26,918 but a week from now, I could be learning 125 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:29,573 the steps of the secret minuet.Ooh. 126 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:32,750 This is what happens whenyou eliminate campus bullying. 127 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,535 Jay, what do you think? 128 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,928 We'll go out for a nice lunch, 129 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:38,713 dress up a little bit. 130 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:39,801 This feels like an attack. 131 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:41,672 All right, that's as gentle as I can go, 132 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:43,674 I am Colombian, not Canadian. 133 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:44,893 I got an e-mail from the club. 134 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:47,156 The older players have takenover the driving range 135 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,550 for bocce weekday mornings. 136 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,334 So what? You can play golf later. 137 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:52,814 No, we got a whole group -- 138 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:54,163 the Sunrise Swingers. 139 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:56,121 We meet there at 6:00,hit a bucket. 140 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:58,428 One of the galsis making up tank tops. 141 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:01,126 Oh, yay. More casual clothes. 142 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,606 No, I'm going down there,get the support 143 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,694 of some of the other golfers. 144 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,914 Maybe I can fight this thing.Okay, good idea, 145 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:08,830 but don't forget that there is a dress code at the club. 146 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:10,527 They probablyalready overturned it. 147 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,399 Ah, the whole place went to hell 148 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:13,922 when they stopped puttingice in the urinals. 149 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,967 There's just something aboutdestroying a thing 150 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:17,142 while you're taking a pee 151 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,840 that makes a man feel like a man. 152 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:24,149 Oh, well, hello there. 153 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:26,587 Uh, Dad. What are you doing here?Hi. 154 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,371 I thoughtI'd take you to lunch. 155 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,852 It wasn't just about lunch. 156 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:33,594 Of my three kids, I've always felt least connected with Alex. 157 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,378 And I'm afraid that the distance between us 158 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,511 might grow after she graduates. 159 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:40,557 Wow. Graduates? 160 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:42,603 It was just, like, 10 years ago 161 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:45,170 when she took her first college course. 162 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:46,520 I really wish you would've called. 163 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,783 I can't go to lunch today. I'm late for... 164 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:51,394 an event.Is that why you're all dressed up? 165 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,004 Yeah. But it's no big deal. 166 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:55,180 B-T-dubs, have you seen your school paper? 167 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,400 Apparently, your valedictorian is a chimp. 168 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,010 How is that not bigger news? 169 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:00,882 It's a fake paper, Dad. 170 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,536 It's senior prank week. 171 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:03,580 Oh. I wish I'd known that 172 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:06,191 before I sent your mom this text. 173 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:08,368 "It's starting. Hide the bananas." 174 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:12,502 [ Chuckles ] 175 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,852 Seriously?!The Kepler Award? 176 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,114 Is this where you're going, 177 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:18,508 'cause it looks like it's a big deal? 178 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:20,771 It's just a boringreception for finalists. 179 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:22,425 Well, I love a good reception. 180 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:23,644 What time are we expected? 181 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:25,646 Oh, I don't thinkI'm allowed to bring guests. 182 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,038 Says here, "families welcome." 183 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,475 But I didn't RSVP. 184 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,433 Says here, "walk-ins encouraged." 185 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,653 What an informative flyer.[ Laughs ] 186 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,220 Awesome. Let's do this. 187 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:36,874 [ Groans ] 188 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:40,443 Yoga, right? 189 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,097 No winners, no losers, 190 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,838 no "who's best?" 191 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:46,580 You want me to tell you that you are the only one 192 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,538 that didn't need help from the teacher? 193 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:49,626 Was I? 194 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,890 Janice. Hi. Hi. 195 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,457 This is Claire, my husband's daughter. 196 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,285 Hi.Hi. 197 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,592 So, that makes Gloriakind of like your stepmother. 198 00:06:58,635 --> 00:06:59,941 Yeah, we don't do that. 199 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:01,595 Oh. Um, anyways, 200 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,597 how is your new boyfriend? 201 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,815 Pretty great. 202 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,730 I do feel a little awkward 203 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,471 about the age difference,though. 204 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,603 Ooh, which way are we talking? 205 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:12,301 He's, uh, in his early 20s. 206 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,564 [ Gasps ] Noice! 207 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,261 Isn't that embarrassing? 208 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:17,828 No. I say go for it. 209 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,482 Ooh, I like this new Claire 210 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,484 that says "yes" to things. 211 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,747 Before, you would belike, uh... 212 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:25,619 what is the word for grouchy? 213 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,490 I don't think it matters now. 214 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,274 Early 20s, huh. 215 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:30,928 Well, you're still beating gravity at that point. 216 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:33,496 I bet everything is right where it should be. 217 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,628 Oh, yes. Yeah. 218 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,891 Check out this selfie he sent 219 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,283 of his abs. [ Gasps ] 220 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,937 Damn! 221 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,330 Mm. 222 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:43,767 It's so nice to be with someonewho takes care of himself, 223 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,726 not like the guys my age. 224 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:46,944 Tell me about it. 225 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,642 Jay's starting to give up a little bit. 226 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,382 You know, in the way that he's dressing. 227 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,645 Mm. Why don't you bring 228 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,125 your guy by the house to remind Jay 229 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:57,128 that women like a man that make a little effort. 230 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,696 Um, well, we're freelater today, if that works.Perfect. 231 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,742 And, Claire, you come, too, so that you help me 232 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,874 nudge Jay in the right direction. 233 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,615 Well, I wouldn't want my first "no" 234 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,965 to be to my stepmother.I said we're not doing that. 235 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,665 Cam, hurry! 236 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:12,927 If we get there early enough, 237 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,798 we get to submit a question about Greenspan. 238 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:16,234 I got a doozy about stag-flation. 239 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,584 Just hear me out. You... 240 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:20,804 We decided --No, youdecided. 241 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,240 And, Mitchell, we hadso much fun last night. 242 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:23,894 Lily's gone for one more night. 243 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:26,810 Let's go out! Come on.Have some fun. 244 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,116 And break our two-night-in-a-row rule? 245 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:30,118 No, no. I don't think so.[ Sighs ] 246 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,685 Okay, you slept two hours last night. 247 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,687 You know you hit a wall when you get overtired. 248 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,254 It's very intense.You knowwhat I think this is? 249 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,778 I think you're worriedthat you can't keep up 250 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,823 with meand my youthful spirit.Mm. 251 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,825 The other day, you called a refrigerator an icebox. 252 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,131 That's not old,that's country cute. 253 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:45,220 Okay. Let's face it. You were born 50, 254 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:48,745 and I've alwaysbeen young at heart. 255 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,834 And you know what?Maybe that's what attracted you 256 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:53,968 to me in the first place -- my boyish charm. 257 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:57,362 And you were an older,seasoned man who came and... 258 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,713 seduced me, Mr. Robinson. 259 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,758 Okay, yeah, that's a youthful reference. 260 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:04,021 You should trot that out with your new friends. 261 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,414 Cam, this is so you, okay? 262 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,850 You're running yourself ragged 263 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,156 trying to remain young. 264 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,462 I mean, there's nothing wrong with accepting the fact 265 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:11,638 that you're getting a little older. 266 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,596 Unless you're admitting ittoo soon. 267 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,163 You don't want to look upone day and think, 268 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,860 "Oh, what did I forget to do? 269 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,601 Oh, yeah. Live." 270 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,821 Well, you know what?If you need me, 271 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,824 I'm gonna be pre-gaming in Binker's loft in... 272 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,869 an abandoned cannery 273 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,697 in the old pickle district. 274 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:28,959 Sounds drafty. Yeah. 275 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,308 [ Door slams shut ] 276 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,223 Woman: Nice roll. 277 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,312 Jay: The bocce situation was worse than I feared. 278 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:35,879 I had to get the range back 279 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:38,621 in the hands of the Sunrise Swingers. 280 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,624 Listen, I, uh, got to be discreet. 281 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,844 Uh, I'm sort ofbehind enemy lines here. 282 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,846 But, uh,if I'm not mistaken, 283 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,848 you're a fellow, uh, 284 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,240 "swinger." Excuse me? 285 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,242 No, no, it's okay. I'm cool.It's just that I, uh -- 286 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,853 I'm trying to get somethingstarted here. 287 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,725 I mean, uh, of coursewe have to meet in secrecy, 288 00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,422 but I don't mindhosting at my house. 289 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,686 Are you actually suggesting --Lady, wake up. 290 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,644 Our way of life is under attack. 291 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,993 Pretty soon, there won't beenough of us 292 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,212 for a decent foursome. 293 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,430 [ Quietly ] I have to go. 294 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:06,910 Okay. Well,just think about it. 295 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,043 That's all.Just think about it.Okay. 296 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:11,349 Worth a shot, huh?What? 297 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,742 No, that's not what I meant. 298 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,657 Oh, that's what you bocceplayers are about, huh? 299 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,485 You find something nice,and you ruin it. 300 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:19,314 [ Indistinct conversations, piano plays softly ] 301 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,794 That's Dr. Stieglitz. 302 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,709 He makes the final decision on the award. 303 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:25,886 He's brilliant and scary and impossible to impress. 304 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,061 Hey, I know this is your dad talking, 305 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,453 but you're pretty brilliantand scary 306 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,672 and impossible yourself. 307 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,241 Okay. I've made an appearance. 308 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,591 I think we can go.Come on, now, Alex. 309 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,810 This is a party in your honor, 310 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,768 and you're here withyour own personal cheerleader. 311 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,683 Dad, I just --I know how to pump upan academic crowd. 312 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,685 I had to cheerfor the debate team once. 313 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:45,645 "Be persuasive, B-E persuasive." 314 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,910 "B-E P-E-R-S--"That's enough. 315 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,260 Stieglitz: "Damn. Might as well ask Schrodinger's cat." 316 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:55,393 [ Laughter ] 317 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,830 Pets. 318 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,049 I once had a macaw that could use a remote control. 319 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,356 Watched a lot of cable. You'd think, uh -- 320 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,967 You'd think Animal Planet, but it was mostly Cinemax.Ah. 321 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,621 I'm Alex's dad.[ Chuckles ] 322 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,405 Alex, get in here. 323 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:10,757 Actually, I was referring to a thought experiment 324 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,803 concerning a paradox in quantum mechanics. 325 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,588 Yes, quite, quite. 326 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,329 [ Inhales deeply ] 327 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,941 Where are you all from originally? 328 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,551 It was so embarrassing. 329 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,727 Professor Stieglitz is a genius. 330 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,077 He doesn't fall for people who pretend to understand him 331 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,949 by saying things like "Quite, quite," 332 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,864 or, "Indeed," or -- 333 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,953 Touché, my good man! 334 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,738 But seriously, I-I have a science question 335 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,306 I've always wondered about.Uh, maybekeep wondering. 336 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:42,092 Would there be a safe amount of helium you could give a baby 337 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,312 that would lift it off the ground? 338 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,966 What? 339 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,315 [ Laughing ] Oh. I don't want it to float away. 340 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,012 I-I just want it to have fun. 341 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,582 Can we... 342 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,455 Could you do me a favor? 343 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,240 I'm having a packagedelivered to my dorm room, 344 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,981 and someone needs to be thereto sign for it. 345 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,112 Can't your roommate do it? 346 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,027 No. She got deported. 347 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,899 I thought she was from Arkansas. 348 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,988 Yeah,but her parents were... 349 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:08,989 traitors. 350 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,425 Beth and Allen?Don't feel bad. 351 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,948 We all fell for it. 352 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,994 So you want me to go back to your dorm room 353 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,909 and sit and wait for a package? 354 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,998 Yes. 355 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,217 Oh, sh-shoot, honey. I... 356 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:25,788 I have a delivery coming back to the house, too, so... 357 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:26,963 I should run. 358 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,792 Well, if you have to.Yeah. I'm so sorry. 359 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,839 But, hey, good luck, okay? 360 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,755 Bye, Dad. 361 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,586 Uh, did I seem a little... 362 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,806 Zero Kelvin? Cold. Yeah. 363 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,373 So you think I was -- 364 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,940 Like the sum of a groupof numbers divided by 365 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,377 the numberof those numbers? Mean. 366 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,510 This is why no one wants to code with you, Tina. 367 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:58,734 ♪♪ 368 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,041 [ Glass thuds ] 369 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:04,218 Hey. How in the world did you find me? 370 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,960 You know that app you can puton kids' phones to track them? 371 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,527 You put one on my phone after I surprised you today? 372 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,008 Don't make me feel worsethan I already do. 373 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,445 Wait a minute. You won?! 374 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,447 Congratulations! 375 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,406 Please don't be happy for me.I can't take it. 376 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,408 I was such a jerk to you. 377 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:23,846 No, honey, I get it. I, uh -- 378 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,717 I know I can be embarrassing. I... 379 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,502 I just get nervous around smart people. 380 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,590 Sometimes even you. 381 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,201 The first time I ever said "quite, quite" 382 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,942 was when you were 6 years old and you just told me 383 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,292 about how plants make carbon dioxide. 384 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,338 This maysurprise you, but... 385 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,122 sometimes I wishI was more like you, 386 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,734 the way you're always able to enjoy life. 387 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,998 Believe it or not, I felt the same way about my dad. 388 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,913 I'm a -- I'm a pessimist compared to him. 389 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,002 And his dad actually suffered 390 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,004 from a smile-induced hernia. 391 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,788 It's prank week, 392 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,052 and I spent the whole timein the library. 393 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,445 Sometimes I feel likeI just went through 394 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,360 the four best years of my life, 395 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,449 only I forgot to make them 396 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,234 the four best years of my life. 397 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,496 Well, college isn't over. 398 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,021 And I just may be able to help you 399 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,892 make up for a little lost time. 400 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,676 Hot Wing Trivia's about to start. 401 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,896 I have you guys registered as "The Dunphys"? 402 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:14,941 How did you...? 403 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,464 You knew I was coming? 404 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:19,075 Let's not forget where youlearned about that tracking app. 405 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,731 [ Scottish accent ] And there's one tiny change. 406 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,951 We're actually the MacDunphys. 407 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,913 Only my dad would think that a trivia game... 408 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,002 [ Scottish accent ] The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire. 409 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,177 [ Bell dings, crowd cheers ] 410 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,091 ...where you balance hats on your head, 411 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,572 drink beer as a reward... 412 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,356 [ Scottish accent ]Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 413 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,924 [ Bell dings, crowd cheers ]...and eat hot wings as a punishment... 414 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,752 Millard Fillmore! 415 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,972 [ Buzzer, crowd chanting "Eat!" ] 416 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,931 ...needed that one last twist of a Scottish accent. 417 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,978 Dopey, Sneezy... 418 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,371 and Grumpy? 419 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,287 [ Bell dings, crowd cheers ]Yeah! [ Laughs ] 420 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,420 Whoever said the most important thing in life 421 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,900 is winning awards... 422 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,556 ...wasn't all wrong. 423 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,129 Man: I still remember the day Mr. Greenspan 424 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,219 coined the term "irrational exuberance." 425 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,787 He had taken a longer than usual tub 426 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,224 and, as he sat in the soapy water... 427 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,183 I had made a mistake. 428 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,011 Cam was off on an adventure 429 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,882 while I sat there dying of boredom, 430 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:31,017 surrounded by people dying of natural causes. 431 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,019 Cameron: I'm gonna keep the bounce going, okay? 432 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,150 Keep the bounce going.Mitchell: Yeah, you know,it's a little more 433 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,152 sass inthe neck, because --Oh, my gosh! 434 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,762 Mitchell, what are you doing here? 435 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,243 What about the lecture?Well, uh, it was deadly. 436 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,897 Yeah, I'm getting oldbefore my time. 437 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,246 Please take me with you!Make me young again! 438 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,683 Oh, my gosh, we're so happy you're here. 439 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,120 Really?Yeah, of course. 440 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:50,253 No "I told you so"?No. That's nothow my generation does it. 441 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,212 Well, check you out, still going strong. 442 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,692 Yeah, you know what? I thinkI'm just feeding off the energy, 443 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,129 because I haven'tfelt this awake in -- 444 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:56,999 Hold on just a second. Hm? 445 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,088 Yo, blue guy! Hey, blue shirt! 446 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,481 What's up, bro? Hey! 447 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,004 You looking at me?What do you want to do? 448 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,919 You want to dance?Why is he staring at me? 449 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,704 You know, you know, I don't think he was looking at you. 450 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,228 It seems like he'slooking at me. What's -- 451 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,490 Are you getting a little tired? 452 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,882 Oh, please.Can a tired guy do this? 453 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,276 Da! Hey, I love these guys! Whoa. 454 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,192 Oh, did you know Daryl -- Daryl's mom was the runner-up 455 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,889 in the Miss Illinois pageant 456 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,892 [deep voice] in 1990?! 457 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,155 ♪ The year I graduated ♪ 458 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,808 ♪ Daryl's mom was hot ♪ 459 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,159 Ow!Mitchell: Fantastic. 460 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,899 Cam, I think you might be hitting that wall. 461 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,684 No, no, no, I'm fine. I would -- 462 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,164 What's this clown staring at? Hey! 463 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,035 No, no, no, no, no, don't point at me. 464 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,819 I'll rip your finger off 465 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,038 and feed it toyour red-headed girlfriend! 466 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,170 Okay, that is a mirror. Huh? 467 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:40,042 And I knew this sweater made me look busty. 468 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,826 Okay, w-w-why is my hand shaking? 469 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,393 Did somebodyput something in my drink? 470 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,875 Hey! Did one of youRitalin-addicted millennial 471 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:49,878 scooter jockeys dose me? Huh? 472 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,185 What, you think you cantake this tree down, do you? 473 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,491 Well, guess what! I'm a redwood! 474 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,624 That's right, I was herebefore you were born, 475 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,147 and I'll be here after you're gone! 476 00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,061 Okay, okay. Yeah! 477 00:16:59,105 --> 00:16:59,888 He gets like this. 478 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,281 He just needs a nap.[ Grunts ] 479 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,195 Nap time. Okay. 480 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,631 Nap. Let's go.No, I don't want to go, though! 481 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,067 I like my new friends!Yeah, I know. 482 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,677 Do you guys like me?'Cause I like you! 483 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,983 Yeah.I want to stay! Hey! 484 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,158 And I'm really sorry about everything. 485 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,768 You got to let him go.No, I'm sorry. 486 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,509 You got to let him go. It's okay. Thank you.I'm so sorry. 487 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,859 Bye-bye. I didn't knowyou weren't staring at me. 488 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,036 Shh. It's okay.[ Crying ] No, I don'twant to go. 489 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,649 I nailed my monologues for the Elizabethan Society. 490 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,868 Methinks you're looking at a brand-new Lizzie. 491 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:24,913 So it is"methinks." 492 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,088 So, why does Jay correct me 493 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,785 every time I say that? 494 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,309 [ Doorbell rings ] 495 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:32,486 Jay, we have company!Do not hide in the bedroom. 496 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:35,924 Hello. Hi. 497 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,665 Thank you for coming. [ Chuckles ] 498 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,102 Where's the boyfriend?He's just parking. 499 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:43,149 And, you know, we realized something on the way over, 500 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,238 and it's a little awkward. [ Laughs ] 501 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,891 [ Timer dings ]Those are my hors d'oeuvres.I'll be back. 502 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,502 Make yourself a drink.Okay. 503 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,983 Hey, hot stuff. 504 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,116 Are you sure this isn't a little weird? 505 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,727 Well, I wasn't expectingthe couple we'd be helping out 506 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,252 to be my grandpaand his wife, but... 507 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,993 our relationship was gonna beout in the open eventually. [ Sighs ] Yeah. 508 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,170 I kind of bragged about itto everyone I know. 509 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,694 Oh, you're so sweet.[ Cellphone ringing ] 510 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,478 [ Sighs ] My daughter. 511 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,959 She wants to have friends over. I said no parties. 512 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,308 Hey, you relax. 513 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:17,531 Denise, your mother and Ideserve one night off. 514 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,577 Oh! 515 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,144 Jay: The lady from the club! 516 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,798 Either she didn't know I was Gloria's husband 517 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,539 and things were about to get very awkward, 518 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,411 or she did know and she was here to follow up 519 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,413 on my accidental proposition. 520 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,241 God, I hate company! 521 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,939 Hey, hot stuff. 522 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,593 Where's your boy toy? 523 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,334 Oh, he's making a phone call. 524 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,596 Got to say, though, 525 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,382 I feel kind of awkward because, turns out, 526 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,514 he's related to Gloria.What? 527 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:47,387 [ Cellphone rings ]My daughter. I have to handle this. Sorry. 528 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,086 Claire, I have big news. 529 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,957 Oh, God. If it's what I think it is, 530 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,090 I don't know if that's a good idea. 531 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,309 I know. People will say 532 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,398 I've taken my loveof old things too far. 533 00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,790 Mm-hmm. But I'm happy. 534 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,663 And not to brag, butI'm the first Latinoto get in there. 535 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,622 Oh, boy. I feel sort of responsible for this. 536 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,103 Um, I think it has a little moreto do with my performance. 537 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,322 I distinguished myself 538 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,411 when I did literallyall the girl parts. 539 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:14,327 I need to go splash some water on my face. 540 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,329 Wait a minute. 541 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,330 Have you been doing sit-ups? 542 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,592 Oh, every night for stamina. 543 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,246 I would not have been ableto perform without it. 544 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,465 I even threw insome tongue exercises 545 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:25,381 because my "Shrew" was taking forever.[ Laughs ] 546 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,340 Oh, God. 547 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,559 Dad, what are you hiding from?You'll know after I tell you 548 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,213 what I said to that womanfrom the club. 549 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,433 [ Sighs ][ Quietly ] What is shedoing here? 550 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,783 She's trying to get you out of those clothes.You know? 551 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,567 Yes! We talked about it at yoga. 552 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,873 It was Gloria's idea. 553 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,701 I just came along to grease the wheels. 554 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,616 What?! I wasalmost considering it 555 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:43,834 until you added that part. 556 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,272 I gotta splash wateron my face. [ Sighs ] 557 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,449 This place is dead. Want to bounce? 558 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,580 No, we don't have to be around 559 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,278 a big group of people to have fun. 560 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,281 [ Gasps ] Luke, no! 561 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,108 She has a boyfriend. 562 00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,588 Yeah, me. 563 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:01,287 No, it's some young guyfrom the club -- 564 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,028 Oh, boy.[ Door opens ] 565 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,466 Gloria, do you know 566 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,381 what's going on with Manny? 567 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:11,471 Uh, do you think thathe can keep thata secret? 568 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,691 They have to wearall kind of weird outfits 569 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,476 every time they do it. [ Groans ] 570 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,304 Hey, Ma. 571 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,133 Luke -- Luke, get your hands offManny's girlfriend. 572 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,874 That's not my girlfriend. What? 573 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,833 Then what were we just talking about? 574 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,922 The Elizabethan Society.M-My first meeting's tonight. 575 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,229 I'm so confused.It's plain as day. 576 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,928 This woman is here to swing with me. 577 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,060 That's it. That's where I draw the line. 578 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,627 How did this happen? 579 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,107 I'll tell you how this happened. 580 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,327 Because nobody was willing to say 581 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,677 what needs to be said. 582 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,940 No. No. No. 583 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,333 And hellno. 584 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,380 [ Door opens ] 585 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,428 It's how you feel about the B-minus, Denise, 586 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,951 not how your mother and I feel about it. 587 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,693 No, I'm not saying no to the Amsterdam trip. 588 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,651 Yeah, it sounds like a fun summer, 589 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,698 but how is that gonna look on a college application? 590 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,309 [ Door opens, footsteps approaching ]We'll talk about it later. 591 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:10,225 Of course I'm proud of you. 592 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,444 [ Cellphone beeps ]Hey, Mom. 593 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,880 Hey, Luke. Honey, would youmind getting me 594 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,360 that salad bowl off the top shelf? 595 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,578 Yep. 596 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,319 [ Sighs ] I know I'm the only one, 597 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,452 but it is my favorite. 598 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,367 Don't apologize, Mom.You know what you like. 599 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,717 Never mind. I'm good.