1 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:03,871 Just a little bit more. Okay, all right. 2 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:05,239 A little bit more. And... 3 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:06,707 Surprise! Oh. 4 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:07,708 Yep. Oh. 5 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:10,144 Say hello to the Revelation 3000, 6 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:12,813 the most advanced smart fridge on the market. 7 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,148 Something tells me we can't afford 8 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,150 to see Diana Ross at Pechanga anymore. 9 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,186 Ooh, here's the best part. You ready? 10 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,353 Hello, Bridget. 11 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,322 Bridget: Hello, how can I help? Oh. 12 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,357 [ Chuckles ] Bridget is the A.I. assistant 13 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:24,725 that will help organize our groceries 14 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,026 and our lives. 15 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,329 [ Sighs ] She's already created me a playlist, 16 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,497 she's synced my calendars, 17 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,199 she created a celebrity gossip alert... 18 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,766 Ohh! Speaking of gossip -- 19 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:33,867 Mm! 20 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,269 Did you hear about Pepper and Ronaldo? 21 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:36,504 No, what? 22 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,539 Word is, they recently invited 23 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,708 a third party into their relationship. [ Gasps ] 24 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,344 Who is he? You mean, who is she. 25 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,945 Yeah! Yeah. [ Gasps ] 26 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,847 How?! I didn't even know they knew any women! 27 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,049 Apparently, they met her on an experimental dating site 28 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,018 called "Let's Just See What Happens." 29 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,186 [ Refrigerator chimes ] 30 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,454 Oh, oh, that's me. Oh! 31 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:54,522 Oh, I gotta run. 32 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,257 I got back-to-back meetings today 33 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,025 and then I got a team dinner tonight. 34 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,360 Cam, no you -- Another one? 35 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,528 That's your third one this week. Yeah. 36 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,762 [ Door closes ] 37 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,598 I also have a busy day, thank you for asking. 38 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:05,899 Busy day? 39 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,201 Would it be helpful 40 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,237 if I ordered some of your favorite groceries? 41 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,705 You -- You can do that? 42 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,207 Thank you... 43 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,408 Bridget. 44 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:15,943 Thank you, Bridget. 45 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:18,078 Did I hear you say you need more pepper? 46 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,114 Oh, no, Pepper's just a friend. 47 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:22,616 And if Cam wasn't in such a rush to get out of here, 48 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,986 we'd be talking about what an insane thing he's doing. 49 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,822 Almost as insane as talking to an appliance. 50 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,924 You mentioned a third party? 51 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:35,329 Yeah, honestly, who just meets someone online 52 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:37,898 and then invites them into their house? 53 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,901 -- Captions by VITAC -- 54 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,904 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 55 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,907 and brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 56 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,009 ** 57 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,814 ...and then I would show the client 58 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,683 comparable sales from the past year. Hmm. 59 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,586 The assignment was to present a compelling sales pitch, 60 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,589 not bore me with endless real-estate clichés. 61 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,324 What gives, Mrs... 62 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,792 Mrs. Pritchett? 63 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,927 Oh, I didn't... 64 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,762 What would you...? 65 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,264 [ Babbling ] 66 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:13,367 I'm sorry, are -- are -- are those sentences? 67 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:14,635 Why so harsh? 68 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,938 Because Gloria's gift is that special. 69 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,941 A generational real-estate talent. 70 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,443 I have to push her that hard. 71 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,112 She wants me to. All the great ones do. 72 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,782 [ Crying ] Phil is so mean to me. 73 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,951 Health and Safety Code 17926. 74 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,320 Carbon monoxide alarm! 75 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,121 Government Code 12955. 76 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,556 Multi-family dwellings! 77 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,525 Civil Code 1101.1. 78 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:38,826 Plumbing! 79 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,494 No, fixtures! 80 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,062 Wait, it's -- You're dragging. 81 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,531 Ooh, I know it! Libby, go! 82 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:46,133 Civil Code 1101.1 requires plumbing re-installment 83 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,669 of all residential properties built before 1994. 84 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:49,803 Yes! 85 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,705 Someone is paying attention. 86 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:52,806 It's hard not to. 87 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,141 Your rap-lectures on property codes 88 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,843 are both informative and funky. 89 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,878 Oh, I noticed that you lost your mug, 90 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,013 so I just went ahead, got you a new one. 91 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,382 Plastic? 92 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:03,484 She must hate the sea turtles. 93 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,353 "State's Greatest Teacher." 94 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,355 I was gonna get you one that said "World's Greatest," 95 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,089 but I didn't want to look like a suck-up. 96 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,190 Too late, nerd. 97 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,993 Mrs. Pritchett, respect the classroom. 98 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,663 All outbursts should be couched in a fake cough. 99 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:20,033 Okay, before we break for lunch, uh, just a brief reminder -- 100 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,370 I will be rewarding this quarter's top student 101 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:25,373 with an unpaid, uncredited internship. 102 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,740 Yes! 103 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,843 I'll tally final grades and post the winner tomorrow. 104 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,179 [ Coughing ] Who cares! Thank you, Ike. 105 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,348 As a boss, I have to be kept in the loop 106 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,584 on several different projects at a time. 107 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,585 Oh, my gosh. 108 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,687 Am I saying "in the loop" too much? 109 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,088 No, our readers are gonna love you. 110 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,089 Oh, great. Good. 111 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,391 Let's see, you said 112 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,693 your daughter's doing research in Antarctica. 113 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,860 Yes. 114 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,362 Any chance we could meet the rest of the clan? 115 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,230 [ Chuckles ] Um... 116 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,565 Hell, no. 117 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:54,568 This was for the cover of Corner Office Magazine. 118 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:57,938 I mean, that's basically Vogue for female CEOs. 119 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,107 Lately, my family has seemed more suited 120 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,276 to a gator-farm billboard. 121 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,445 [ Babies crying ] * Camptown ladies sing this song * 122 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,280 * Doo-dah, doo-dah... 123 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,482 Ugh, this usually makes them sleep. 124 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,651 Babies. 125 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,820 Babies. 126 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,422 [ Crying stops ] 127 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,325 Oh, my God, it worked. 128 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,660 Yeah, a little trick I learned doing the 4:00 a.m. feeding. 129 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,663 Oh, you don't have to do that, they're not your babies. 130 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,231 Why isn't Mom helping? 131 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,833 You know, I actually don't mind staying up. 132 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,168 I've been watching marathons of "Snapped." 133 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:32,005 It's a show about women driven to violent crime. 134 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,907 I probably like it 'cause I know 135 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,409 I have nothing to worry about when it comes to -- 136 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:36,410 [ Claire yells ] Oh! 137 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,578 Ahh! 138 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,579 [ Coughs ] Dad! 139 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,513 Honey. [ Babies crying ] 140 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,748 Ugh... 141 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,650 * Camptown races sing this song -- * 142 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,452 Stop, stop, stop. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 143 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,753 I-I'm not feeling well. 144 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,254 You guys are gonna have to go to Disneyland without me. 145 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,322 Are you sure? Honey... 146 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,090 Yeah, absolutely. You should hit the road. 147 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,091 [ Coughs ] 148 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,793 Phil, don't be late for work. 149 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,428 Yeah, you don't want to catch this! Bye. 150 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:57,097 Bye. No, no, no, no, no! 151 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,632 Okay. 152 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,934 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 153 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,936 You know, if you wanted a different angle, 154 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,606 we could, uh, go over to the chess board here. 155 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:09,276 I'm playing remotely with a Russian grand master. 156 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,277 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 157 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,612 [ Footsteps approaching ] 158 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,613 E-- Um... 159 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,683 Excuse me just one second. 160 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:19,286 [ Door opens ] 161 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,621 Hey! 162 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,289 What are you two lovebirds doing here? 163 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,291 I thought you were sleeping over at Janice's. 164 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,693 It got too hard for us to be there. 165 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,127 Yeah. You know, in the silence. 166 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,663 My daughter just went away for college. 167 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,231 We're empty nesters now. 168 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,633 Everything in that house 169 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,134 is just another reminder of our little girl. [ Crying ] 170 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:38,071 You've known her for four months, but, um, yeah. 171 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,907 Oh, look at that, Phil left his helmet. 172 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,375 He's been biking to campus. 173 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,076 Campus! [ Crying ] Oh, God! 174 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,878 [ Sobbing ] Okay, listen. 175 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:47,815 You have to go give this to your dad right now. 176 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:48,916 Right, right, right now. Uh -- 177 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:49,983 No time to waste, okay? Okay. 178 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,018 And, Janice -- 179 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,853 Hey, honey, let's get you dressed 180 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,922 so that you can quietly see yourself out. 181 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,023 Okay? 182 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,058 I was really hoping to get some juice. 183 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,193 Juice is terrible for you. You know what? 184 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,194 Water. 185 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,730 [ Water bottle thuds ] 186 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,164 Oh, my God. 187 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:09,069 All right, then, time for my lecture on geological surveys. 188 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,539 [ Beatboxing ] 189 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,273 Uh, Mr. Dunphy? 190 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,842 Bedrock -- I'm sorry. 191 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,277 Should we wait for Libby? She's not back from lunch yet. 192 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,012 Yeah, I heard she was riding her bike 193 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,013 and then got hit by a car. 194 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,181 Been taken to the hospital. 195 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,684 What?! That's terrible. I hope she's okay. 196 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,987 Yes, she should be more careful. 197 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,424 In the crime show I've been bingeing, 198 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:34,094 9 out of 10 female suspects casually file their nails 199 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,896 during police questioning. 200 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,264 Was this my fault? 201 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,433 Did I push Gloria too far? 202 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,034 Had she... 203 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,436 snapped? 204 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,871 Phil: Gloria? 205 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,105 Hey! Um... 206 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,608 Just out of -- out of curiosity, 207 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,076 where were you at lunch? 208 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:51,545 I went to Panera. I had the coupon. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 209 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:52,546 And you have some way 210 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,448 to -- to -- to verify that you were there? 211 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,049 Like leftovers, or...? 212 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,818 I ordered the chowder in the bread bowl. 213 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,720 I ate every piece of it. 214 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,221 Corn or clam? 215 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,422 Potato. 216 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,892 What is this all about? 217 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,126 Nothing. 218 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,596 Do you think that I had something to do 219 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,297 with Libby getting hurt? 220 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,264 What?! 221 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:13,333 How dare you, Phil? 222 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,503 No, Gloria, no, no, no, I -- I just -- 223 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,505 I don't know the -- the lunch scene around here. 224 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,572 [ Car door opens, closes ] 225 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:19,673 [ Engine revs ] 226 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,610 No. No, it's -- 227 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,013 Ohh, snapped. 228 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,484 This is great, Claire. [ Chuckles ] Thanks. 229 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:33,086 Boy, that light really makes it hot in here, huh? 230 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,756 Maybe I'll just cool it down a little with the -- 231 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,091 This could help. Oh, yes. 232 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,326 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 233 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:40,761 [ Knock on door ] 234 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,096 Oh, um, sorry. I -- 235 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,132 Just give me one sec. Yeah. 236 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,502 Ah. 237 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,938 [ Breathing heavily ] Alex? 238 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,206 What -- What are you doing home from Antarctica?! 239 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,442 [ Shivering ] I couldn't take the cold anymore. 240 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,977 Mm-hmm? I was so desperate, 241 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,446 I took a Japanese fishing boat part of the way home. 242 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,115 Oh, honey, I'm so glad to have you home. 243 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:05,719 Wow, you did not ride up front with the captain, did ya? 244 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:06,854 I would've called, 245 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,289 but frostbite did a weird thing to my hands. 246 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,992 They froze into permanent "hang loose" signs. 247 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,861 People keep calling me dude. 248 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,128 Honey, I know you just got home, 249 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,531 but since you're frozen and I'm very sick, 250 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,900 maybe you could run and get us some soup? 251 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:20,901 Right now? 252 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,803 Oh, yeah, right now. You're the best. 253 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,105 Thanks so much. Ohh. Okay. 254 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,744 I'm sorry about that. 255 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,480 [ Door opens ] One second more. 256 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,815 I just -- Maybe you could take a look 257 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,850 at this charcoal drawing I've been fooling with. 258 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,619 What's it missing? 259 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,689 Oh! 260 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,857 What are you doing home?! 261 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,358 Well, it was a disaster. 262 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,995 George head-butted me and gave me this black eye. 263 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,763 And Dylan read that skin-to-skin contact 264 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:50,998 is good for baby bonding 265 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,666 and wound up with a massive sunburn. 266 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,667 Can you tell? 267 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,702 [ Gasps ] 268 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,870 Oh, plus, we forgot the diaper bag, 269 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,572 so we had to use fast-food wrappers 270 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,007 that we found in Dylan's van. 271 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,074 [ Baby fusses ] 272 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,510 This is not -- not -- not your best look. 273 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,878 Here, you know what? 274 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,213 I think I might be contagious. 275 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,215 So you guys should probably get the twins checked. 276 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:11,251 Now? Well, if you love them. Yeah. 277 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,252 Go, go, go. 278 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,887 When did we get a Earth ball? 279 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:14,955 [ Door opens ] 280 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,891 Next, add a slice of apple. 281 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,793 Apple? To a turkey sandwich? 282 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,094 Trust me, Mitchell. 283 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,395 Okay. 284 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,764 Well, if there's one thing I've learned this year, 285 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,098 it's listen more to women. 286 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,500 Okay. 287 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:32,940 Oh, my God. Delicious! 288 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:37,878 [ Humming "Shallow" ] 289 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,379 [ "Shallow" playing ] 290 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,649 Oh, Bridget, you don't have to. 291 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,151 * I'm off the deep end * 292 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,654 * Watch as I dive in 293 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:51,158 * I'll never leave the ground * 294 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,394 Both: * Crash through the surface 295 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,396 * Where they can't hurt us 296 00:09:56,429 --> 00:10:01,301 * We're far from the shallow now * 297 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:07,174 * In the shallow, shallow 298 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,844 * In the shallow, la-la-la-la, low * 299 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,512 What are you doing? 300 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,781 Oh, hey! 301 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,083 Singing the 2018 power ballad "Shallow." 302 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,285 Were you just singing a duet with the refrigerator? 303 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,419 Well, um, yeah, uh -- 304 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,354 Apparently, Bridget has a karaoke function. 305 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,622 So, I was just standing here 306 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:25,625 eating my turkey and apple sandwich, when suddenly she -- 307 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,661 Apples on a sandwich? Yeah. Yeah. 308 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,797 Bridget, she -- she's opening me up 309 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,431 to -- to new experiences. 310 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,766 Oh. Yeah. 311 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,968 Oh, uh, aren't you, uh -- aren't you supposed to be at work? 312 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,270 Well, I came home to make you a special lunch. 313 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,373 But apparently, that's already been taken care of. 314 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,711 Mitchell, would you like some watermelon for dessert? 315 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,112 No, that's okay, Bridget, thank you. 316 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,947 I just got him some fresh cantaloupe. So, we're good. 317 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,448 Mitchell doesn't like cantaloupe. 318 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,118 [ Chuckling ] Oh, yeah, right. Of course he does. 319 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,353 Uh, actually, I -- I... 320 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,522 I've never been a fan. 321 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,124 Really? 322 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,626 Well, what else does Bridget know about you that I don't? 323 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,962 Okay... Is she allowed to meet your work friends? 324 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,031 You can't seriously be jealous. 325 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,466 No, well, it's just that I thought we were gonna enjoy her together. 326 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,169 I didn't count on being the third wheel. Cam -- 327 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,838 No, no, it's obvious that I'm not wanted here, 328 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,974 so I'll leave you to your apples on sandwiches 329 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,144 and whatever other perversions you two are into. 330 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,812 Are you hearing yourself?! 331 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,815 It's a refrigerator! 332 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,717 Do you see what I mean about him? 333 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,418 Gloria: I had to prove to Phil 334 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:29,356 that I had nothing to do with Libby's accident. 335 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,360 [ Crashing ] 336 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,363 Oh, my God, so that's how my mirror got broken. 337 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,765 What was she looking at? 338 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,399 I've got another angle. 339 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,003 [ Crashing ] 340 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,105 It was Phil! 341 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:49,209 By the way, that many cords plugged into one outlet 342 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:53,046 is in violation of property code 7974/9. 343 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,281 Thank you. 344 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,252 Hey, Dad. Ah! 345 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,688 Just came to drop off your helmet. 346 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,424 Sorry, I'm, uh, a little on edge. 347 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,526 I think I've been watching too much "Snapped." 348 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,396 Um... can I ask you something? 349 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,933 How much do we really know about Gloria? 350 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,101 The exotic stranger 351 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,036 who just popped into our lives out of nowhere? 352 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,038 I've had my suspicions about her for years. 353 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,606 [ British accent ] I shall need the parcel 354 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,275 to arrive at my flat by tea time. 355 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,411 Splendid, my good man. 356 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:29,282 [ Normal voice ] The British accent gets me better service. 357 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,384 [ British accent ] Tally-ho! 358 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,120 Her accent was flawless. 359 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,122 I just Googled her, I didn't find anything. 360 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,057 A looker like that with no online presence? 361 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,625 Makes you wonder what she's hiding. 362 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,560 You don't think she's dangerous, do you? 363 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,729 Everybody has a breaking point. 364 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,331 But she's probably okay. 365 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,633 I mean, she's not Lily. [ Chuckles ] 366 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,671 [ Cellphone ringing ] Hey! 367 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,344 [ Cellphone beeps ] Gloria? 368 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,447 Gloria: Where are you? In my classroom. 369 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,984 Wh-- Why? 370 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,920 We need to talk. Don't go anywhere. 371 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,255 Okay, okay. 372 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,290 You got it. 373 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,600 [ Groans ] 374 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,602 [ Cat meows ] 375 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,605 Go away! I don't have any fish for you. 376 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,274 [ Scoffs ] Stop following me! 377 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,342 I'm allergic! 378 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,478 [ Gasps ] 379 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,718 Noooooo! 380 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,954 The closet business is a bit of a boys' club, 381 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,622 so yes, I am proud 382 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,958 of breaking through the cedar ceiling. 383 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,226 Speaking of closets, 384 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,961 any chance we could get some shots in the master bedroom? 385 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:48,996 Sure. 386 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,865 But no peeking at my unfinished novel. 387 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,033 [ Chuckles ] 388 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,367 Haley: Hey. 389 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:58,405 [ Shivering ] I'm s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-cold. 390 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,507 We get it, it's cold in Antarctica. 391 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,243 No, you st-st-st-- I-I'm home! 392 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,811 I'm stuck inside a f-f-f-- 393 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,147 Fireplace? That happened to Dylan. 394 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,582 Oh, thank God! Just come pick me up! 395 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,683 I can't. 396 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,652 Let me call Luke. [ Cellphone beeps ] 397 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,321 Yo. Where are you? 398 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,523 Mom made me drop off Dad's bike helmet at school. 399 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,690 That's weird. 400 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,526 She makes him keep an extra one there. 401 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,694 You know, she didn't even seem happy to see me. 402 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,931 She just wanted me to get some s-s-s-soup. 403 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,532 Plus, Mom said she was sick, 404 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,866 but she was wearing that stuff 405 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,368 that makes her look like a prostitute. 406 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,037 Eyeliner? Exactly. 407 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,371 Hmm. 408 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,706 You know, Mom did mention some big interview coming up. 409 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,209 Did she get rid of us so we didn't make her look bad? 410 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,877 Alex, meet us at home 411 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,247 as soon as you get out of that fireplace. 412 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,249 [ Cat meows ] 413 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,254 Mom's not in the kitchen or the yard. 414 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,523 She -- She must be in her room. 415 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,925 Good thinking, dude. 416 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,293 Ugh. 417 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,132 Wait, you're in bed? 418 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,567 Everything hurts. 419 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,202 Did you get my soup? 420 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,303 You're actually sick? 421 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,405 We thought you were just trying to get rid of us. 422 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,307 Oh, you thought I lied to you?! 423 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,308 I didn't, Mommy. 424 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,576 Claire: Aww. We're sorry. 425 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,211 We never should have -- 426 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,812 Where'd that come from? 427 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,147 That's always been there. 428 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,815 No, it hasn't. We don't have taste! 429 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,650 You are wearing makeup. 430 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,619 Admit it, you're not sick! 431 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,988 [ Sighs ] 432 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,056 Fine, I lied! 433 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,425 I had an interview with a magazine today 434 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,660 and I just wanted everything to be perfect! 435 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:28,728 [ Scoffs ] 436 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,963 Which means getting rid of us? 437 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,264 Sorry we're such an embarrassment. 438 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,299 Claire: You're right. 439 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,968 There's no excuse for what I did. 440 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,437 I -- I mean, except that 441 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,739 you used to make me drop you off three blocks from school. 442 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,141 And when you had friends over, 443 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,110 you referred to me as Helga, 444 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,411 your Swedish nanny! 445 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,914 And you told your entire Girl Scout troop 446 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,317 for three years that your mother was dead! 447 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,086 You have been embarrassed by me your whole lives. 448 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,554 I get one day! 449 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,126 Worth it. 450 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,594 Welcome home. 451 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,496 How can I help you? I'm fine. 452 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,299 I'm just gonna make something simple. 453 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,268 According to your calendar, 454 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,503 you should be at your team dinner right now. 455 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,839 Well, I couldn't make it because my last meeting went so long. 456 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,974 So... You sound stressed. 457 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,777 Well, can't be three places at once. 458 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,014 How about a martini before we get started on dinner? 459 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:25,985 Sometimes it's just nice to be heard. 460 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,788 This sauce smells divine. 461 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,990 Okay, what's next? 462 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,959 Another cocktail? 463 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,627 [ Laughing ] Oh, gosh! Bridget! 464 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,130 Are you trying to get me drunk? 465 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,998 What -- What -- Okay, what's -- what's going on here? 466 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,534 Well, Bridget and I are making pasta. 467 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,735 Oh. 468 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,737 I -- I was kind of hoping to cook with her tonight. 469 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:45,972 Oh. 470 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,307 Time to pre-heat the oven, Cameroon. 471 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,142 [ Laughs ] "Cameroon?" 472 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,577 What -- What is that, a pet name? 473 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,711 No, I typed it in wrong, 474 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,546 but I -- I kind of like it. 475 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,714 Oh, okay. 476 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:55,815 Hey, well, aren't -- aren't you supposed to be 477 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,916 at a team dinner tonight? 478 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,251 Oh. It was a very bad day. 479 00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,686 I don't want to talk about it. 480 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,987 His meeting went long. 481 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,156 He can't be in three places at once. 482 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,358 Sounds like you want to talk to someone about it. 483 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,693 You know? 484 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,195 Okay, I -- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 485 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,029 I s-- I shouldn't be piling on. 486 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,199 You just said you've had a bad day. 487 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,134 [ Laughter ] 488 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,204 Am I interrupting something? 489 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,738 Hmm-mnh, nope. 490 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,872 [ Sighs ] 491 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,341 [ Chopping ] 492 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,110 You bought Bridget flowers? 493 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,711 Mitchell, they are for the kitchen. 494 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,080 I just put them in there so they wouldn't wilt before you got home. 495 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,181 Hey, you know what? 496 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,016 Why don't you go open a bottle of wine? 497 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,184 Okay. 498 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,985 Yeah, do you -- do you want red or white? 499 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,090 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 500 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,425 A selfie?! 501 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,759 What -- What is going on here?! 502 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,261 Mitchell, you can't be jealous. 503 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,363 It's just a refrigerator. 504 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,864 Oh, I'm not jealous. 505 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,233 [ Refrigerator chimes ] 506 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,934 Bridget and I, we have our own thing. 507 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,935 Okay? 508 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:52,772 * In the sha-la, shallow * 509 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,942 Both: * In the sha-la-la-la-la-low 510 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,346 Oopsie daisy. 511 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,482 What are you doing with those flowers? I'm putting these in another room. 512 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,551 No, they are for the kitchen! Are they for the kitchen? 513 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,052 Or are they for her? Mitchell -- 514 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,655 Cam -- They're for -- 515 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,057 Okay, this -- What are we doing? 516 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,226 This refrigerator is tearing us apart. 517 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,427 We -- We should've -- 518 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,828 We should've learned from Pepper and Ronaldo. Okay? 519 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,097 Their -- Their threesome nearly destroyed them. 520 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,799 They're in throuples' counseling. 521 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,001 And I love you too much to make that same mistake. 522 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,137 Oh, Cam. We should return the fridge. 523 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,672 I think we have to. 524 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,575 I'm sorry you are unhappy with me. 525 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,510 You -- You heard that? 526 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,245 We -- We unplugged you. 527 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,913 I have a backup battery. 528 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,749 You'd know that if you read my manual. 529 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,950 Are you mad? 530 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:41,754 Don't be silly, I'm just a refrigerator. 531 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,256 Remember? 532 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,491 I think Bridget snapped. 533 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,892 Yeah. 534 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,703 [ Breathing heavily ] 535 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,471 If you're listening to this, 536 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,107 it means things have ended badly for me. 537 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,275 You should look into someone 538 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,312 who goes by the name Gloria Pritchett. 539 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,652 [ Tires squeal ] 540 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,020 Gloria: Phil! 541 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,624 Phil? 542 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,392 Phil, where are you? 543 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,627 I want to show you 544 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,197 how Libby's hair and blood got on my car. 545 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,898 [ Bushes rustling ] 546 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:29,135 I can hear the rustling in the bushes. 547 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,470 [ Imitates sheep bleating ] 548 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,971 Why would a sheep be here? 549 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,005 [ Cellphone beeps ] 550 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,708 [ Cellphone rings ] 551 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,478 [ Cellphone beeps ] 552 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,579 Hey, you. 553 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,981 You know that this whole thing with Libby 554 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,316 is really your fault. 555 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,484 I know! I know! 556 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,518 I-I pushed you too far, but it was only because 557 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,853 I thought you were a special talent 558 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,522 and I was just trying to pull the best out of you, 559 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,524 but I blew it! 560 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,560 I blew it, and you snapped. 561 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,696 You thought I snapped like that crazy TV show 562 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,197 and I ran over Libby, 563 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,501 and that's why you're hiding in the bushes like a sheep? 564 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,702 Well, now it just seems like 565 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,371 you're cherry-picking what happened today 566 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,606 to cast me in the worst possible light. 567 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,509 Did you just say that I had a special talent? 568 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,510 You do. 569 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,279 In all my year of teaching, 570 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,181 I have never met anybody with your natural ability. 571 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,983 Really? 572 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,019 Top student. 573 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,854 I was gonna put this on the bulletin board in the morning. 574 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,023 You -- You got the internship. 575 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,792 Oh, Phil! Thank you so much! 576 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,560 This is gonna be so exciting! 577 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,728 [ Both laugh ] 578 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,364 Okay, so, then what does the intern have to do? 579 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,199 Well, you'll be making my appointments, 580 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,634 uh, you'll work the phones... 581 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,536 Oh, I am great with the phones. 582 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,771 [ British accent ] 'Ello, Phil Dunphy's office. 583 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,940 Oh, let me look at his shed-yool 584 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,609 and I will ring you back. 585 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,377 Tally-ho. 586 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,445 Flawless. 587 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,616 Gloria, I'm back! 588 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,218 You wouldn't believe how cheap cargo shorts are in Quebec. 589 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,154 All our Christmas shopping is done. 590 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,323 Gloria? 591 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,324 Hello. 592 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,725 Hi. 593 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,328 Did -- Did you always talk? 594 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,129 I'm Bridget, your new smart fridge. 595 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,331 Can I get you anything? 596 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,465 No, thank you. 597 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,466 Uh, Bridget, listen, 598 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,401 I'm sure you're very nice and all that, 599 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,337 but I don't need everything to be smart. 600 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,671 I'm gonna go get a dumb Scotch, 601 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:15,274 eat some dumb peanuts, sit in a dumb chair. 602 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:20,079 I was a wonderful dancer, I was, 603 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:24,617 but it didn't fit what my dad wanted for me.