1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,871 [ Babies cooing ] 2 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:05,973 No one's around. Again. 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,642 Is it just me, or have people been avoiding us lately? 4 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:11,245 I get it, twins are a ton of work. 5 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:14,582 But Haley and Dylan ask us to help out a lot. 6 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:17,485 Maybe we're both just loopy from sleep deprivation. 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,254 I don't even remember making this cup of tea. 8 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,490 It's fine, I'll just jog with them. 9 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,692 Don't push yourself too hard on that run. 10 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,760 Please. You know who you're talking to? 11 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:29,763 Why does everyone always ask me that? 12 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:30,764 [ Door closes ] 13 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:31,865 Whew! That was close. 14 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,267 Phil: Are they gone? Alex: Yes. 15 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:34,535 Whew! 16 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:37,071 Okay, who'd like to help me with a magic trick? 17 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,107 Alex. Great. 18 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,608 Now, uh, take this dove -- 19 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:41,742 Try not to rile her up. 20 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:42,876 She's about to spend 21 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:45,012 the better part of an hour in my pants. 22 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,015 -- Captions by VITAC -- 23 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:51,018 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 24 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,021 and brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 25 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,290 ** 26 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,262 Until now, we haven't had the best of luck with renters. 27 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,297 So, when you said you were a cat person 28 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:04,565 uh, on your application... 29 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,467 Mm-hmm. Um... 30 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,302 Oh, oh, that's -- that's just my watch. 31 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:11,038 But then Brad and Paul moved in, and it was like 32 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,074 the perfect friend couple showed up at our front door. 33 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,477 And you wanted to stop renting completely 34 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,645 after the cat lady. 35 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,913 I just -- I couldn't listen to her scream 36 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:21,549 every time she took a bath. 37 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,484 Brad: I can't believe how much we have in common. 38 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,986 Daughters the same age, you both played football. 39 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:29,423 You know, an ex-teammate of mine is a coach for the Chargers. 40 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:30,791 He can get us right on the field. 41 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,393 You just have to watch where you stand, 42 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,228 'cause you could end up under a wide receiver. 43 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,729 Okay, stop selling! I'm in! 44 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:38,098 They even pre-paid for six months. 45 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:39,900 That means they'll be here till Christmas. 46 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,902 [ Gasps ] We can include them in our Secret Santa! 47 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,004 Oh, it would be nice not to get Lily again. 48 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,105 Mm-hmm. 49 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:47,508 The Duke... 50 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,845 ...becomes a uke... 51 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:56,250 ...becomes a Luke. 52 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:58,319 Dad, that was amazing! Yeah! 53 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,588 Amazing that I think a hacky parlor trick 54 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,122 is gonna cut it at SCARB. 55 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:04,825 You heard me right, Alex -- SCARB! 56 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,827 The Southern California Area Realtors' Banquet 57 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,128 is the biggest event of the year 58 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,963 for Southern California Area Realtors. 59 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:14,302 The other events -- SCARL, SCARD, SCARP, SCARG, SCARF -- 60 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:18,138 t-they're fine, but SCARB, it's -- it's the show. 61 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,673 I performed at last year's SCARB, 62 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,575 and -- and I did well. 63 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:24,345 Too well. 64 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,979 [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you. 65 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:28,816 Wait, was there someone else who wanted to say thank you? 66 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,050 Oh, that's right. 67 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,119 Puff wanted to say thank you. 68 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,288 [ Laughter ] [ Laughs ] 69 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,123 Thank you so much. Thank you. 70 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,558 Unbelievable! 71 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,660 When you were underwater for nine minutes, 72 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,329 I almost broke the glass myself! 73 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:42,330 [ Laughs ] 74 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:44,232 You have got to come back next year. 75 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:46,234 Well, I guess I could, uh... 76 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,637 ...get behind you on that. 77 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,004 [ Laughter ] 78 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:53,807 [ Whispering ] I don't know how I did that. 79 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,576 For the last year, I haven't paid for a drink 80 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,010 in any Realtor bar in California. 81 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,646 I've never known that kind of adulation. 82 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,148 If I blow it tonight, it all goes away. 83 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,817 I'm just another bum walking into Brokers 84 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,320 paying for my own Long Escrow Iced Tea! 85 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,322 Dad, I'm on the short list for this NASA job. 86 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,857 I just need to finish these forms, 87 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,893 but I -- I swear to you, it really was great. 88 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,862 Oh! I'm sorry. Oh. 89 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,564 And I am a tough audience. 90 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,831 I'm a scientist. 91 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,501 It's not like I'm fooled by simple misdirection. 92 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,102 I told Janice I'm 21. 93 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,604 I'm pretty sure she'd break up with me 94 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,939 if she found out I wasn't even legal yet. 95 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,742 Then she asked if I'd buy wine for dinner tonight. 96 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,844 Mind moving your thumb... 97 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,446 Alexandra? 98 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,383 That's what that's short for? 99 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,454 [ Sighs ] 100 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,261 So sweet of you to take them to the park. 101 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,962 Just make sure they're someplace shady. 102 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,097 Will do. 103 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,599 [ Birds chirping ] 104 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,767 It's amazing how well you've been doing 105 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,736 selling Aunt Miranda's hot sauce. 106 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:58,406 I don't want to tell you how much money I have lost 107 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,873 trying to sell it over here. 108 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,709 I wouldn't mind having an exact figure -- 109 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,712 I can't believe that you guys are already engaged! 110 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,280 Where did you guys meet? 111 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,382 On the street where I sell my artwork. 112 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,117 One day, she let me paint her. 113 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,719 She became my muse. 114 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,053 I am so happy for you, Sonia. 115 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,723 Finally, you found the love that you deserve. 116 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,990 [ Both chuckle ] 117 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,226 It's great seeing you being supportive of Sonia for -- 118 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,394 [ Softly ] She's an idiot. 119 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,729 He's obviously a gold digger, 120 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,397 and I'm going to prove it to her. 121 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,132 How do you know he's a gold digger? 122 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,234 He's a starving artist, she has money. 123 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,937 Do you really think that someone young and beautiful like that 124 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,573 is gonna fall in love with a rich, older person? 125 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,574 Never happens. 126 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,942 Mm-hmm. 127 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,944 I hear what I'm saying, and we're fine. 128 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,612 [ Heavy footsteps ] 129 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,349 When Sheryl McCray comes in, 130 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:44,352 pay for her coffee with this. 131 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:47,688 Sheryl McCray, powerhouse real-estate developer. 132 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,524 I've been trying to land her closet business for years, 133 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,026 but it's impossible to get a meeting. 134 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,428 This article, though, 135 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:57,998 says where she buys a latte every Saturday at 10:00. 136 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:01,134 Today, I'm gonna buy that latte, we'll get to talking, 137 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,636 and before you know it, 138 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:05,439 she'll be buying a latte closets. [lot of] 139 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,040 Sheryl McCray? 140 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,642 Matthew Kang, Kang Cabinets. 141 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,210 Would you have just two minutes to, uh, sit dow-- 142 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,379 Are you serious? 143 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,714 I'm not gonna do business with someone 144 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,483 who interrupts me in a coffee shop 145 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,818 while I'm trying to enjoy a few precious moments 146 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,620 of alone time with my child. 147 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,654 And her nanny. 148 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:21,822 I think she's wet. 149 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,858 Change of plans, big spender? 150 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,496 Ohh! Really? An emergency? 151 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,230 Well, I guess I could -- 152 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,733 Relax. They don't need help with the babies. Luke has them. 153 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,001 Oh, thank God. 154 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,504 Ugh. Let's get rid of this bad reminder, huh? 155 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:37,671 Oh, I know that lady. 156 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:38,839 What? How? 157 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,140 Oh, Mommy and Me class at my yoga place, 158 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,174 she's there every week. 159 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,577 Oh, in fact, it's starting in half an hour. 160 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,746 Think I'm gonna grab the kids and go do my thang. 161 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,214 Hey. Hi. You know what? 162 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,049 I haven't spent any time with those little ragamuffins. 163 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,518 Why don't you let me take 'em? 164 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,753 But I kind of wanted to take -- Oh, take the help! 165 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,755 Don't be a hero, super mom, huh? 166 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,089 [ Chains rattling ] 167 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,391 [ Door closes ] 168 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,427 Is it me, or is your mom acting weird? 169 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,261 [ Dove cooing, wings flapping ] No. No! 170 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,763 Don't you ev-- 171 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,465 Your cue is "cadabra"! 172 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,436 Hey! Hey! 173 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,270 We made kale smoothies. We wanted to share. 174 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,338 Thank you. 175 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,773 Mmm! 176 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,442 Oh, no! We're intruding. 177 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,577 You're throwing a big pancake brunch. 178 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,611 Where is everyone? 179 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,680 Uh, this is just for us. 180 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,914 Oh. 181 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,850 What's this? Art project for school. 182 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,952 I just grabbed something out of the trash 183 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,587 and threw glitter glue on it. 184 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:27,788 Got a 70. 185 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,289 She knows that's out of 100, right? 186 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,459 Vera went through a Found Art phase. 187 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,626 This is, um... 188 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,462 This is the Michelangelo's David 189 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,129 that she made out of plastic. 190 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,397 Recycled plastic. 191 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:40,367 We only get one planet, let's take care of it. 192 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,435 Mm. 193 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,804 Guess someone's never heard of the moon. 194 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,739 Oh, hey, speaking of art, you're so lucky 195 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,575 to live right around the corner from the museum. 196 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,043 Who was your favorite artist in the postimpressionist show? 197 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,078 Uh... Uh, w-- 198 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,279 I mean, gun to my head? 199 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,881 I would say... 200 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,415 Gauguin, perhaps? 201 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,084 To the exhibit? Yes. In a heartbeat. 202 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,086 Uh, you know, actually, I'm thinking about going today. 203 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,954 Would you guys care to join? 204 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,122 Oh, I'd love to, 205 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,592 but I promised this one we'd go on a canyon hike. 206 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,093 Once an underwear model... 207 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,928 A couple International Male covers 208 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,396 to pay for medical school, 209 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,231 he'll never let me forget it! 210 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,566 Okay, we should go. 211 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,802 Oh! Unless, did you want to join for the hike? 212 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,571 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm -- I'm running the Santa Monica stairs 213 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:18,772 this afternoon, so... 214 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:19,973 Oh. It's Saturday. 215 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,409 If they don't see me there, they get worried. 216 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,644 And thank you for the yummies. 217 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:24,678 Yes. Mm-hmm. 218 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,146 Cam: They sure are! 219 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,247 Oh, no. 220 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,415 Ugh! 221 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,918 So, um, I didn't know you were a museum lover. 222 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,986 Oh, well, yeah, before you and I started dating, 223 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,755 I used to go to the museum all the time. 224 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,924 I'm not blaming you, of course. 225 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,692 You know that the Hollywood Wax Museum 226 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:39,693 isn't an actual -- 227 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:40,794 Okay, what about you, Rocky? 228 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,263 You get winded taking towels upstairs. 229 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,699 Well, that's because after we met -- not blaming you -- 230 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,335 um, I sort of -- I tapered off a little bit. 231 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,103 To focus on the relationship. 232 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,972 But this is good. 233 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,841 Yeah. Us getting back to our roots. 234 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,275 You know, enjoy the museum. 235 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,377 Yeah, enjoy your run. I will. 236 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,546 You haven't, by chance -- 237 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,647 They're still in the box. 238 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,682 Back of the closet? Uh-huh. 239 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,317 How come you never let me play with that thing? 240 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:07,721 This "thing" medaled in three different Air Expos, Manny. 241 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,822 It's not a toy. 242 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,691 Hey, look at this. 243 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,225 That's Sonia's fiancé, right? 244 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,562 It says he's from one of the richest families in Colombia. 245 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,063 I knew the guy was all right. 246 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,198 Oh, I see. Being rich makes you "all right." 247 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,366 That's not what I meant. 248 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,901 Your mom thought he might be a gold digger. 249 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,671 And by the way, unlike you, I grew up working-class. 250 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:24,538 Oh, please. 251 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:25,739 The only blue collar in this house 252 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,175 is the bedazzled one on your purebred French bulldog. 253 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,910 She was going through a depressed period. 254 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,713 You're only as happy as your least happy child, Manny. 255 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,047 I'm just saying, I've never seen you 256 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,849 show much interest in someone who didn't have money. 257 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,250 That's ridiculous. 258 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,752 Hey, buddy! Come on, take a load off. 259 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:41,021 Have a drink with us. Oh, thank you, sir. 260 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,024 I know what it's like to put in a hard day's work. 261 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,426 Jay Pritchett, by the way. Yes, we've met many times. 262 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:49,062 Remember, a couple years ago, I loaned you money for a cab? 263 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,197 Oh, yeah, right. 264 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,033 Ay, Mama. 265 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,268 She's not after our money. 266 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,770 How do I know? 267 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,205 She has money! Lots of it. 268 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,707 And I'm marrying this woman. 269 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,709 I'll see you for the wedding next week. 270 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:02,843 [ Cellphone beeps ] 271 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,011 Ay, next week? 272 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,846 That's very quick. 273 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,381 I don't want to give Sonia a chance to change her mind. 274 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,717 I'm sure you don't. 275 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,784 [ Sighs ] 276 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,786 You can't marry my sister. 277 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:13,553 Why? 278 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,722 Two words. 279 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,356 Maybe one, with a hyphen. 280 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,357 Gold digger. 281 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,859 I've always hated to see people 282 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,361 take advantage of others in that way. 283 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,396 I can't let that happen here. 284 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,532 But doesn't your sister have a lot of money? 285 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,901 Would you be that quick to marry her if she didn't? 286 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,805 Hey, have you seen Néstor? 287 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,273 I sent him off. 288 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:36,109 Nobody's taking anyone's money today. 289 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,711 Oh, I didn't need that much from him. 290 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,747 I just need to reshoot the end of my thesis film. 291 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,616 The special effects are weak, and Prague was clearly faked. 292 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,417 What the hell are you talking about? 293 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,286 Néstor. His family's loaded. 294 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,287 I looked him up. 295 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,455 [ Gasps ] 296 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,589 He's a Berellez? 297 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,793 They own a soccer team, 12 hotels, 298 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,494 and five judges! 299 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,763 [ Baby crying ] 300 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,064 Oh, really? 301 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,600 Well, I don't care if you want to buy 10,000 closets. 302 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,635 I'm not at work. 303 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,805 I am trying to bond with my child...ren. 304 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,139 Bye. 305 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,140 Hi. 306 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,142 So sorry about that. It's just -- Ugh. 307 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,311 People are constantly trying to sell me, 308 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,314 and it is not always appropriate, you know? 309 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,183 I hear that. 310 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,450 Mommies, mommies. 311 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,518 Gary. 312 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,789 Let's start with a deep hip stretch. 313 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,759 I find this class hard enough. How do you do it with twins? 314 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,828 Well, uh, it's nothing compared to the babies 315 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,596 I got to juggle at the office, huh? 316 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,364 [ Scoffs ] I know that feeling. 317 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,600 Now up and down, a little deeper. 318 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,436 You know, there's a baby-friendly tapas place 319 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,873 Atticus and I go to after, if you ladies are up for it. 320 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,775 I don't think it's time to bond, Gary, 321 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,811 and I'm pretty sure you had to sue to get in here. 322 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,145 He did. And up. 323 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,147 We had to settle. And down. 324 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,148 Nice. 325 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,516 So, what kind of closets do you make? 326 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:50,851 Because I actually need -- 327 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,853 You know what? Would it be okay if we did this after class? 328 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,655 It's just, I get no time with them. 329 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,490 Of course, of course. 330 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,231 Oh. Hey. How were the steps? 331 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,999 Uh...so -- so great. So tough. 332 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,701 Uh, love the burn. 333 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,402 What's up with the hat? I can barely see your eyes. 334 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,370 Uh, same old eyes. 335 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,571 I'm just gonna go ahead and, um -- 336 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:12,706 Oh! 337 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,242 Why is there a Wilson logo on your forehead? 338 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,509 I don't know. Must be the hat. 339 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:17,677 Nobody's buying it. 340 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,747 Just skip to the part where you tell us the truth. 341 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,682 Fine. I-I never made it to the stairs, okay? 342 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,752 I got distracted. 343 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,761 Ow! [ Groans ] 344 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,362 I'm a fraud. Happy? 345 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,064 I never even made it to the stairs. 346 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,932 Don't even know where they are. 347 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,200 You know, I can't say I'm -- 348 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,935 I'm not a tad bit disappointed in you, Mitchell. 349 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,603 It's just a little lonely going on this journey 350 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,038 of self-improvement all by my-- 351 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,040 What is that? Hmm? What? 352 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,376 What -- What part of the museum did you get this from? 353 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,878 Uh, well, apparen-- 354 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,545 obviously, you're not... 355 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:55,048 familiar with Matisse's feather...period. 356 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,684 Did you maybe get this across the street from the museum? 357 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,052 Hmm? No. 358 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,955 'Cause if you had, you'd have a distinctive and sparkly... 359 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,723 hand stamp! 360 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,758 I-I just need one ticket. 361 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,393 Oh, my God, you guys, let's hurry! 362 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,560 Hurrying where? 363 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,229 Uh, there's a retrospective -- 364 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,965 "Cher in the '70s: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves." 365 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,066 [ Gasps ] 366 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,401 You went without me? 367 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,869 What do we always say? 368 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,405 Every Cher experience should be 369 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,240 a shared experience. Shared experience. 370 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,574 I'm -- I'm sorry, Mitchell. 371 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,742 [ Sighs ] 372 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,644 If I could turn back time -- 373 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:26,980 Knock knock! 374 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,081 Give -- Give me the feather. 375 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,316 No, put the feather in your cap. 376 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,484 Hey, just checking in. How was the museum? 377 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,986 Oh, so great. Sit down! 378 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,655 Cam was actually about to tell us 379 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,457 what he learned about Picasso. 380 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,992 Oh, I know so little about him. 381 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:43,163 Well, it -- it turns out he was born, um... 382 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,499 in the wagon of a -- of a traveling...show. 383 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,501 His mother, poor thing, 384 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,670 she was forced to dance for all -- 385 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,439 You want me to teach you how to play bridge? 386 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,241 Sure. I need a new partner. 387 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,843 I keep beating the computer. 388 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,178 Brad: Listen, we want to invite you guys 389 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,479 to a dinner party tonight. 390 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,114 Yeah, you guys are gonna love Xander and Mateo. 391 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,016 They just finished an ultramarathon in Mozambique, 392 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,017 where they're lecturing. 393 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,685 And to build up an appetite, 394 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,287 we play sprinting charades. 395 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,923 Yeah, and, uh, this silly version of Celebrity 396 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,025 using only characters from Dickens. 397 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,260 [ Both laugh ] That sounds so fun. 398 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,962 We'll be -- We'll be right back. 399 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,865 We were just fanning out some celery on a platter. 400 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,034 Okay, I want them gone. 401 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,936 Even if you mean kill them, I'm in. 402 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,204 I mean, what are we supposed to do? 403 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,939 Spend the next six months with our drapes closed, 404 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,275 like Pepper after one of his cheek implants fell? 405 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,877 Speaking of Picasso. 406 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,979 How are we supposed to get out of this? 407 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,613 Move out west. 408 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,983 That's what those towns are for -- disappearin'. 409 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,151 We live a mile from the ocean. What town? 410 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,786 Vera: What's wrong with me? 411 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,721 I am so stupid! 412 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,223 Sweetie, what is it? 413 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,458 She beat me, and she never even played before! 414 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,060 [ Crying ] 415 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:50,898 I'm such a loser! 416 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,232 [ Crying continues ] 417 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,067 Is she okay, or...? 418 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,135 Vera has this thing 419 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,970 where she needs to be perfect all the time. 420 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,206 You know, the only reason we moved to this neighborhood 421 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,407 was so we could be closer 422 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,310 to this accelerated school she got into. 423 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,212 Maybe we need to reconsider the move? 424 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,981 Naturally, we'll pay for all six months. 425 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,082 Yes. 426 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,150 We should go talk to her. 427 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,251 I'm sorry, guys. 428 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,020 I was looking forward to that celery. 429 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,655 I could really use a cheat day. 430 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,524 Vera?! 431 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,026 Lily, how -- 432 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,428 I set up my mirror so I could see her cards. 433 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,662 I had to! 434 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,232 I couldn't stand her making me feel bad about myself. 435 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,233 No, no, I get it. 436 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,500 I'm not sure they don't enjoy 437 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,402 making people feel inferior. 438 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,604 Which is something you guys could never do. 439 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,772 Aww!Aww! 440 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:33,907 [ Chuckles ] 441 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,075 Wait, did she just say 442 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,944 that we could never make people feel inferior 443 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,778 because we're so inferior ourselves? 444 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,448 But cleverly wrapped in a compliment to avoid detection? 445 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,216 In other words, the perfect gay zinger? 446 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,784 Well, she may not finish high school, 447 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,586 but she will hold her own at any Tony party 448 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,588 the rest of her life. Yeah, she will. Yeah. 449 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,523 Jay: I'm really sorry to hear that, 450 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,792 but honestly, if your wife left you 451 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,561 just because you missed her birthday -- 452 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,762 To drive you to the airport. 453 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,464 I heard him, Manny. Thank you. 454 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,599 ...you're probably better off without her. 455 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,700 You're right. 456 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,202 I only wish I had something nicer to wear 457 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,104 to our son's wedding tonight. 458 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,705 You know, you and I are about the same size. 459 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,140 Why don't you borrow my tux? 460 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,376 Really? 461 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,443 I insist. 462 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,445 In fact, I want to give you something else. 463 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,713 [ Gasps ] Your plane? 464 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,482 Uh, no, I was reaching for my wallet. 465 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,285 You know, to give you that money I s-still owe you for the cab. 466 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,553 I've admired this plane ever since I fell off the roof getting it for you. 467 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,055 I'm so touched and honored. 468 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,056 Well, actually -- 469 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,824 He fell off the roof. 470 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,762 Fine. 471 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,897 Enjoy. 472 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,567 I will name her Roberta. 473 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,136 It's a boy plane. 474 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,975 I feel like I got the buckles wrong. 475 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,910 Does this straitjacket look right on me? 476 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,911 More and more. 477 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,979 Dad, I love you, 478 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,248 but I don't have time for another magic trick. 479 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,349 I can't find my ID, 480 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,418 and I need a copy of it for this NASA job, 481 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,987 and my application has to be mailed by 5:00. 482 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,655 I'm sorry. Can I help you look? 483 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,490 Ugh! This is hopeless. 484 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,159 Unless there is some way to jump the line 485 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,494 at both the post office and the DMV, 486 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,297 and the only way to get to either of them at this hour 487 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,099 is to drive in the carpool lane. 488 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,934 We're ba-a-ck! 489 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,436 Oh, my God! I missed you so much! 490 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,603 Ohhh! 491 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,506 Oh, I got this. You look so tired. 492 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,774 But I've been napping all day. 493 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,009 You're welcome. 494 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,645 Can I at least smell their heads?! 495 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,946 Néstor? 496 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,182 Hi. It's Gloria Pritchett again. 497 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,783 Please call me back. 498 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,218 I need to explain. 499 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,287 This was all a big mistake. 500 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,789 Sonia: Néstor, where are you, my love? 501 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,324 Ay, no. 502 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,027 Sonia... 503 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,963 I have very bad news to tell you. 504 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,398 Let me get Néstor. He's my rock. 505 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,799 Néstor! 506 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,169 Ay, what happened to my independent sister 507 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,871 that I admired so much because she needed no man? 508 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,906 Where...is he? 509 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,708 Well, I thought he was a gold digger, 510 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,243 so I chased him out. 511 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,578 You did what?! 512 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:55,082 But the silver lining is that you still have all your money! 513 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,684 What money? I don't have any money! 514 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,685 What do you mean? 515 00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,919 The money from the hot-sauce business 516 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,521 that you're doing so well. 517 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,655 No, it was all a lie. 518 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,191 I just didn't want him to be suspicious. 519 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,359 Look, I'm wearing aluminum earrings! 520 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,328 They're turning my ears green! 521 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,662 Ay! 522 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:13,333 It took me two years to land that rich, beautiful moron. 523 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,203 Where am I going to get that kind of money?! 524 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,270 Ow! 525 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,938 Ow! Ow! 526 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,107 Oh, I tripped! 527 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,774 Someone call a lawyer! 528 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:22,609 You didn't trip. 529 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,910 Yes, I did! Look! 530 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,612 Uh, the floor is all wet. 531 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,615 Sonia, that didn't work at the Princess Cruise ship, 532 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,583 and it's not going to work here. 533 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,952 Every time I try to get my life together, 534 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,587 you always ruin it for me. 535 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,623 You owe me a rich husband. 536 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,757 I'll find you one. 537 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,959 There are plenty of old, rich men around here 538 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,761 that would do anything that you say. 539 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,230 Some of them can still hear. 540 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,265 Oh. Who's this? 541 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,065 Oh. 542 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,535 He's, um... 543 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,470 He's the best hedge guy in town. 544 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,440 Congratulate him. He just got a new plane. 545 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,475 Ohh. A hedge guy. 546 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,976 Fascinating. 547 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,612 And how did you get started in that business? 548 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,314 I bought the clippers. [ Gasps ] 549 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,782 Wow! 550 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,884 And where are you going, dressed so nice? 551 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,885 A wedding. 552 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,053 Ohh, I love weddings. 553 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,755 Would you like to accompany me? 554 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,323 I would love to! 555 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,891 And can we take your plane? 556 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,293 Yeah, sure. 557 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,597 Why is our gardener wearing your tuxedo? 558 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,432 Why is Néstor gone? 559 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,068 Let me lock the door first. 560 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,837 Gloria! You ruined my life again! 561 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:26,806 Oh! 562 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,608 Is this your ring? 563 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,009 It is! 564 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,444 [ Laughs ] 565 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,279 [ Balloon pops ] 566 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,447 Is this your sock? 567 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,448 It is. 568 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,516 Claire: Oh! [ Chuckles ] 569 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,288 Is this...your card? 570 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,789 I don't remember! 571 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,825 Now everything is where it belongs. 572 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:49,396 Except for this candle, which obviously belongs... 573 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,532 ...on the piano! 574 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,534 Claire: Oh, my God! Haley: What?! 575 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,704 You're right. It's like I want to fail! 576 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,839 Dad, stop being crazy. Your act is great! 577 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,509 It's a flat finish, which means it's a flat act. 578 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,377 It's obviously two candles. 579 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,513 I put the second one over there while I was distracting you 580 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,182 by throwing a card into that stupid grape. 581 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,618 We're home! 582 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,286 My babies! Hey! 583 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,456 I feel like I haven't seen you all day! 584 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,558 Did you have fun today? 585 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,892 Well, that's easy to find out. 586 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,728 Let me just upload this baby cam footage. 587 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,330 The what -- what was that? Hmm? 588 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,398 Oh, one of their buttons is actually a camera. 589 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,066 It's not the greatest quality, but... 590 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,902 Wait, you took my babies to a liquor store?! 591 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,838 No, it's the -- 592 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,506 it's the wine museum. 593 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,874 It's Ace Liquor, Luke. 594 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,843 I've been going there since I was 15... 595 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,878 minutes past my 21st birthday. 596 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,179 Well, I am horrified -- 597 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,881 Wait, wait, wait, I just fast-forwarded, 598 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,150 and it's you talking to some lady at a yoga class. 599 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,518 She's from the magazine! 600 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,087 You pimped out my babies for a sales pitch? 601 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,356 [ Scoffs ] Who did it hurt? 602 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,057 [ Thud, baby crying ] Claire: Poppy! 603 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,526 Oh, disgusting. Personally, I can't stand -- 604 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,428 Some guard at the DMV 605 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,398 giving our five-month-old a bite of his hot dog. 606 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,666 He only watched them for a second. 607 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,067 Wow. 608 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,736 I was so happy you all wanted time with the babies today, 609 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,605 because lately, it has felt like 610 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,840 you didn't even want to be bothered with them. 611 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,244 Turns out you only want to help when it can help you. 612 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:14,013 Part of me wonders why we even stay here. 613 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,548 Because you eat and live here for free? 614 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,016 I said "part." 615 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,885 Okay, I'm not saying what they did was great, 616 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,553 but isn't that what families do? 617 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,688 Help each other out? 618 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,890 And are we ever really too young 619 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,992 to come to our family's aid? 620 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,028 You're not seriously trying to get us 621 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,464 to let you use them for your magic trick, are you? 622 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,434 It is my card! 623 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,535 [ Laughs ] 624 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,703 [ Applause ] 625 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,871 Phil: You guys have been great. 626 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,908 But I should be getting my beautiful assistant here 627 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:46,779 out of this tuxedo and into some warm jammies. 628 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,418 [ Baby coos ] [ Phil laughs ] 629 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,553 [ Cheers and applause ] 630 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,987 You guys. 631 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,823 It's you that make it work. 632 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,128 So, I'm sorry about earlier. I hope I wasn't rude. 633 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,830 Please. I totally get it. Are you free for a bite now? 634 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,466 Uh...sure. I guess I got a couple minutes. 635 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,634 Perfect! 636 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,102 I'll get us a table at Straight to the Tapas. 637 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,471 Great. Meet you there. 638 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,072 I'm just getting rid of him. We're not going. 639 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,006 Oh, thank God. 640 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,274 When his shirt rose up earlier, 641 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,076 I saw a Dora the Explorer tattoo. 642 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,646 And I do not want to hear the story behind that one. 643 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,147 [ Laughs ] [ Baby cries ] 644 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,181 [ Gasps ] 645 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,852 [ Whispering ] This stays between us.