1 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:05,222 Okay, Lily, sweetie, do you want me to pack your bathing suit for the party? 2 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:06,441 Only if youwant to wear it. 3 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:08,443 Is that the sass we love or the backtalk we hate? 4 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:09,922 Unclear. Yeah. 5 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,315 You know, there's a fine line between quippy and mean. 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,709 I show her "Golden Girls." It's just not sinking in. 7 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:15,232 Okay. Honey? 8 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,147 Mitchell: Honey, it's gonna be fun. 9 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:18,888 Longines said lots of kids are gonna be there. Yeah. 10 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:21,108 Exactly. I'm not gonnawear a bathing suit 11 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:23,153 in front of a bunch of judgy tweens. 12 00:00:23,197 --> 00:00:24,894 Ah. 13 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:25,895 It's Daddy time. 14 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,289 Now? 15 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:30,073 Shouldn't we go talk to Lily? 16 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,119 Oh. 17 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,556 -Hey! -Hey! 18 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:36,427 Aw, hell. 19 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:38,473 Honey, what have we always taught you? 20 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,301 Love whoyou are, asyou are. 21 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,477 Yes! Being comfortable in your skin 22 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,348 isthe most attractive thing. 23 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:46,002 I mean, look at us. 24 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,004 We're hardly Christy Turlington and Naomi Campbell... 25 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,136 Could've picked dudes. 26 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,007 ...but we know what we have to offer, 27 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,922 and we're proud of it. 28 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,358 Look, it's importantthat you go to this party 29 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,534 and you -- you feel goodabout who you are. 30 00:00:56,578 --> 00:01:00,234 I mean, you havea gorgeous body.No, thank you. 31 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,887 Yeah, you're a little hottie! 32 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:03,976 Pass!I mean, if I were a cartoon wolfand I saw you, 33 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,587 my eyes would be like"Aah-ooo-gaa!" Stop! 34 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:08,111 I will go if you never talk to me like this again. 35 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,330 Hmm. 36 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:12,681 --Captions by VITAC-- 37 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,737 So, Mr. Boss, how did I do at the open house? 38 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:27,391 Uh, honestly? 39 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:30,220 Your vibe was kinda tenseand the staging was so-so. 40 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:33,180 This is big time, Gloria.You're not a homemaker anymore. 41 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:36,139 I need you baking cookies, fluffing pillows, 42 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,141 being bright and cheeryfor our guests. 43 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:42,624 Son of a preacher man! Someone stole our sign again! 44 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:46,062 What kind of sick mind messeswith a man's livelihood? 45 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,846 You're kidding. Another one? 46 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,196 I'm afraid so, Lindsay. 47 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:50,849 Who keeps taking our signs? 48 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:53,025 Don't worry, Sam, we're going to find out. 49 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,375 Miss, do you have any enemies? 50 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,811 Are you in a blood feud? 51 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:57,160 Gloria. 52 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,641 Have you recently joined a political opposition? 53 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:02,339 I-I-If -- If I may -- Lindsay, we're gonna get you a new sign, 54 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:05,386 um, find out who's doing this, and put a stop to it. 55 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:07,779 Okay, G, time to let you in 56 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,607 on the dark underbelly of our business. 57 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:13,220 Someone is trying to take money from my pockets, 58 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:14,525 and I need to find out who. 59 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,962 Do you need me to goand shake some trees for you? 60 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:18,660 I did that kind of jobin Colombia. 61 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:21,184 I didn't get paid,but I got great references, 62 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,055 and my cousingot to keep one ear. 63 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:25,057 Oh, I-I-I-I'll handle it. 64 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:27,625 Okay. But I do need you to replace that sign ASAP. 65 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:30,062 A-A post without a sign is so humiliating. 66 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:31,629 Oh, did it sell? 67 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:32,978 No! 68 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,415 This is anarchy!Oh! 69 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,592 Keep going! 70 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,811 My internship with Phil is almost over. 71 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,553 He said that he would hire me full time if I did good. 72 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:45,469 So, I need to find who's stealing his signs 73 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:46,688 to prove my worth. 74 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,820 Luckily, I have a plan. 75 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:51,649 A couple of weeks ago, Jay put a tracker thingy on Stella 76 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,347 because she kept getting out. 77 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,914 She was down the block, mooning over that Chihuahua again. 78 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,351 I mean, what does she see in him? 79 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:58,656 He thinks he's so cool 80 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,268 with that dumb handkerchief around his neck. 81 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:03,357 I'm going to steal Stella's tracker, 82 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,098 and I'm gonna hide it on the sign to catch the crook. 83 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:08,362 And then maybe Stella will get some alone time 84 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:09,798 with her Chihuahua. 85 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,582 With that pushed-in face, 86 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:14,368 she could do a lot worse than a Latin lover. 87 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:15,630 Here you go, Ms. Dunphy. 88 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:18,241 Nice and hot, like you like it. 89 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,156 He's nice and hot, like I like it. 90 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,418 -Mom. -Wow. 91 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:24,508 No, it's cool.Time's up for dudes, not us. 92 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:25,857 I mean, how great is this? 93 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:29,470 The Dunphy ladies crushing life,having it all. 94 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,428 Okay, take it down a notch. We know what you're doing. 95 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:32,603 My mom was trying to show us 96 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,518 how great it is to be a working woman 97 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,912 'cause she knows how torn I am about leaving my babies. 98 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:40,263 It's like, oh, it'll break my heart to be away from them, 99 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,309 but as a feminist, 100 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,398 I want to show those snarky bitches at the office 101 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,095 how fast my body bounced back. 102 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:47,314 Mom obviously wants me 103 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:50,317 to take this big corporate job offer I got, 104 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,407 but they're all so corrupt and mercenary. 105 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,496 I want to use science to improve the world, 106 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,062 like I did in Antarctica. 107 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:59,282 Back off, you disgusting snow chicken! 108 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,371 Do not with me! 109 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:04,418 Alex, Antarctica made you miserable, 110 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,333 and, Haley, you werereally blossoming at work. 111 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:09,466 And I get it, but I regretnot going back to work sooner, 112 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,685 and I don't want youto resent your children. 113 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:11,860 Like you did? 114 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,297 As was the fashion at the time. 115 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,299 Work. 116 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,779 Everybody needs Claire. 117 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:19,520 I love it. 118 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,565 Hey, Margaret.What's going on, sweetie? 119 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,698 I'm here with our lawyer. 120 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:26,788 Apparently, there's beensome kind of a data breach. 121 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,442 She'd like you to swing by. 122 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,531 Well, that's gonna have to wait till Monday 123 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:33,751 because I am having lunch downstairs with my girls. 124 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:36,406 So, you enjoy your new hummingbird feeder. 125 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,234 I am loving those pics. 126 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,455 She's a bitof a cautionary tale. 127 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:44,240 Haley, you have to admit it feels good 128 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,677 to put on nice clothesand get out in the world 129 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,463 and not have anyone pawingat your boobs for two seconds. 130 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,116 Oh, God, yes! 131 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,901 Dylan is really going through something. 132 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,424 I think he might be regressing. 133 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:55,469 To what? 134 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:59,473 And, Alex, I know whatthat company is offering you. 135 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,344 Doesn't it feel niceto be wanted? 136 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:04,565 Of course it does, but I don't want to sell out. 137 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:08,482 There is nothing wrongwith taking care of Alex first. 138 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,527 Hey, you can save the worldon the weekends 139 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,573 with all the money you're gonna make. 140 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,531 ♪ She works hard for the money ♪ 141 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:15,576 Sing it with me. 142 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:16,577 We don't know what that is. 143 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,709 ♪ So hard for it, honey 144 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,407 Are you making this up? 145 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,625 ♪ She works hard for the money ♪ 146 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,235 Sorry to interrupt. 147 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,454 Hi, girls. Hi. 148 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,413 I need to borrow your momfor a bit. 149 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,502 Okay. 150 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:32,201 So, you know how our smartclosets have scanning cameras 151 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:33,768 so people cantry on clothes virtually? 152 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:36,161 Uh-huh. Apparently, we havebeen recording people 153 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,511 without their knowledge. 154 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,860 Or their clothes. 155 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,514 Oh, my God. 156 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,603 I have one of those closets. 157 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:45,257 Oh. I-I talk sexyto the mirror in there. 158 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:46,737 What if those movies get out? 159 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,870 I can't have my motherseeing them. 160 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,654 Okay, hang on. Mm-hmm. 161 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:52,787 Hey, girls, I'm gonnabe back in a sec. 162 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,442 I'm just gonna run upstairs andsing "Happy Birthday" to Josie. 163 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:56,878 Just make her day. 164 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,402 God, work is so rewarding. 165 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:01,317 I almost forgot what her face looks like 166 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,492 when she's telling the truth. 167 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:03,537 Yeah. 168 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,626 Come on, Manny! 169 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:06,627 Where the hell's your mother? 170 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,065 Jay: That's what you're wearingto my club? 171 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:11,458 I'm headed right for the spa, 172 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,590 and their robes stink like old rich guys -- 173 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,244 cigars, Scotch, 174 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:17,638 and the panicked sweatof impending irrelevance. 175 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,248 Easy, Hemingway, we earned that smell. 176 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,511 Gloria: iHola! 177 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,339 Finally, she's here!Hurry! We're gonna be late! 178 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,775 I am sorry.I'm only here for a few seconds. 179 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:25,820 I have to go back to work. 180 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:27,474 Again? 181 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,084 Jay, I finally found a job that I love. 182 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:31,521 That's why I've been humping my bust. 183 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,654 Is that the right way --No.No. No, no. It's not. 184 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,570 I promise you, I am all yours this afternoon. 185 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:39,311 Eh.Stella, mama! 186 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,836 You're gonna take good care of my boys, right? 187 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:44,491 You're gonna take good care. 188 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:45,535 Jay: Don't patronize her. 189 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,581 Be a constant presence in her life 190 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,539 or you'll stoke her abandonment issues. 191 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:50,932 Gloria's been working a ton, 192 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,456 so I've been picking up the slack at home, which is fine. 193 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,938 It's just, even when she's here,she's not here. 194 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,592 Guess what happened today. 195 00:06:58,635 --> 00:06:59,941 So, I'm at the park with Joe. 196 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,683 Now, you know all the nanniesthink that Dakota's mom 197 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,598 and Luca's dad are"twisting the sheets"? 198 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:09,037 Well, this morning, theycame together, sipping coffees, 199 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,908 leaning up against the jungle gym, 200 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,606 giggling like it's nothing. 201 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,521 Now, they had to know what that looked like. 202 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,914 Ay, my little busy bee. 203 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,395 Tell me when dinner is ready. You're the best. 204 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,485 Why, yes, Gloria. 205 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,922 This is a new track suit. Thanks for noticing. 206 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,750 It's not that hard. 207 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:27,621 Oh, it's so hot. 208 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:29,361 I can't waitto jump in that pool. 209 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:30,406 I never said I'd get in the pool. 210 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,538 Okay, Lily, stop. 211 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,365 You are an exotic Vietnamese beauty. 212 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,845 Scarlett Johanssonwould play you in a movie 213 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,543 until Twitter told her she couldn't. 214 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,848 Doesn't matter what other peoplethink of us. 215 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,633 It matters what we think of ourselves.Right. 216 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:42,723 Lily: Oh. Great. 217 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,202 It's all gays. I can do whatever I want. 218 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:45,508 I'm invisible. 219 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:46,248 Aah! 220 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,338 I'm okay! 221 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,732 Hey, girl, hey. Hey, girl, hey. 222 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,734 Wait, what's going on? I thought you said there were gonna be kids at this party. 223 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:55,344 No, I said young people. 224 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,650 Look at the pool. 225 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,913 It's boy soup. 226 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:00,610 I like me some eye candy. 227 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,743 Okay, well, we like actual candy. 228 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:05,572 Okay, we -- we can't take our shirts off at this smoke show.Yeah. 229 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:08,400 Calm down. You aren't even closeto the oldest ones here. 230 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:09,663 Look. 231 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:10,794 Oh. Oh, thank God. 232 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,796 I was feeling --Well, I guess that -- 233 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,798 Mm. Okay, my grandma was right. 234 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:15,756 I ended up in Hell. 235 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:21,022 I thought about which of my competitors 236 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,458 might want to take me down, 237 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,373 and I kept coming back to one guy -- 238 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,244 Gil Thorpe. 239 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,550 A man tells you enough times 240 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,552 he's gonna "thorpedo" your career, 241 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,989 you start to believe he might do something "therrible." 242 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:35,471 Well, not thistime. 243 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:44,959 Easy on the pressure there, Albert. 244 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,439 Sorry. It's my first time. 245 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,790 Dunphy?That's right. 246 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,705 Well, look at you -- landed on your feet 247 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:54,577 after the real estate business chewed you up and spit you out. 248 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,927 It didn't spit me out.I'm here to scare you. 249 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:58,625 By Sweeney Todd-ing me? 250 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,017 Don't emasculate my move. 251 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,715 I'm Celie from "The Color Purple." 252 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,281 Now, stay still. 253 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:07,155 I'd hate for you to loseyour head, like I lost my si-- 254 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,635 Son of a -- Ah! I dropped it. 255 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,854 Where's the blue stuff? 256 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,813 Just admit it. 257 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,858 You've been taking the signs off my house on Sycamore. 258 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,773 Phil, I'm gay now. 259 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,949 Between pumping ironand bummin' out my dad, 260 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:20,864 I don't have timefor our petty rivalry. 261 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:24,215 But if you ask me, 262 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,043 this stunt's got Sue Liuwritten all over it. 263 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:28,829 Sue Liu. 264 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,308 Are you done? 265 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,483 I have a showing at 10:00. 266 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,181 Hello, Sue Liu. 267 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:34,399 Phil. 268 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,792 So glad you landed on your feet. 269 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,794 I'm still a Realtor! 270 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,625 Son of a bitch.Can one thing go my way? 271 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:43,844 Penny for your thoughts? 272 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,889 Why? It'd just be my penny anyway. 273 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:46,803 Obviously you're hurt 274 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,675 because Mom's been neglecting you lately. 275 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,981 Can I give you a little advice? Nope. 276 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,766 Please don't ice her.I'm gonna ice her. 277 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,028 Jay, you're just gonna make things worse 278 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:55,029 if you act like a child. 279 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,334 Hey, I'm a child. 280 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:59,076 That triggers meand hurts my feelings. 281 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,774 Damn hippie private school. 282 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,559 Who's gonna fight the wars, guys? Who? 283 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,867 Rather than push Mom away, give her a reason to come home. 284 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,085 For years, women have been waiting at their door 285 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,348 for their husbands, martini in hand, 286 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,872 wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. 287 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,351 Maybe it's your turn. 288 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,092 You don't want to see thisin Saran Wrap. 289 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,660 It's a metaphor. Come on. 290 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,576 Do something sweet, and I bet the whole thing turns around. 291 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,926 Who knows better how to love my mother, me or you? 292 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,363 You better get a jobwith mental-health benefits 293 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,496 before all that bubbles up. 294 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:28,758 So, what is our legal liability? 295 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,935 Oh, me? 296 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:32,806 You're our lawyer, right? 297 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,329 Right. 298 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,896 Well, still getting updates, but so far, 299 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,680 we know the Peeping Toms were a couple of our engineers. 300 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,464 Whatever happened to the good old days 301 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,292 when people just drilled a hole in the wall? 302 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,903 That's the stand you want to take? 303 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,731 We can keep this contained, right? 304 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,558 I mean, our fingerprints aren't on it. 305 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:49,866 I'm super sorry to do this, but...activate closet. 306 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,912 Claire closet voice: Hello, there. 307 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,740 Are you ready to get undressed? 308 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,698 Why did I agree to do that? 309 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,134 Stand at the mirror and turn around 310 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,093 so I can assess your body. 311 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:01,399 I'm basically a porn director. 312 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:02,574 What do we do? 313 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,534 Oh, me again? 314 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,623 Um, gosh, I don't know. 315 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,190 They don't teach you this at Harvard... 316 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,104 or where I went. 317 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:10,931 Mom? 318 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:13,760 ♪ ...birthday to you 319 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,718 No luck getting people to sing with you today, huh? 320 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:16,763 Are you okay? 321 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,155 You seemed stressed when you left. 322 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,722 -No, I'm fine. -Oh, no! 323 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:20,723 Not now. 324 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,072 The server with the dirtypictures got hacked. 325 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,683 They could be anywhere.This is so bad. 326 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,337 Oh, me "not now"? 327 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,078 Hacked dirty pictures? 328 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,384 Mom, what is going on? 329 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,212 Uh, don't answer that.She could be wearing a wire. 330 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,213 Oh, no. It's just a bad bra. 331 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,997 Josie: Oh, my God. 332 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,172 The pictures from our closets 333 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,565 are all over a Russian porn site. 334 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:39,176 Oh, geez. My mother doesn't knowI have a tattoo. 335 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,743 I knew I shouldn't have taken a corporate job! 336 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,049 Why didn't I stay home with my babies?! 337 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,967 Yeah, you were a bad hire. 338 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,882 Okay, come on. 339 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,014 Why don't we just tellLily one of us isn'tfeeling well and leave? 340 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,624 We can't. 341 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,235 We just took a giant standabout loving our hideous bodies. 342 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,759 Dads! Get in the pool! 343 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,152 Oh, my God. She's making people look at us. 344 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,414 Okay, yeah, maybe in a sec! 345 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,243 Okay, we have to hide from her. 346 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,027 You have to admit, the irony of this is delicious. 347 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,594 Yeah, well, look at us. 348 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,552 Apparently we thinkeverything is delicious. 349 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:08,902 I'm ashamed of how ashamed we are. 350 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,207 I mean, what other grown men 351 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,340 would be so consumed by their own vanity? 352 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,689 Bobby: Ah! Close the door! 353 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,996 They can smell the decay! 354 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,867 It's just Mitch and Cam. 355 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,000 We were afraid you were one of the beautiful boys. 356 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,349 Please, I've never felt so hairy. 357 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,003 Well, get in line. 358 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,439 This queen only has one trimmer. 359 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:27,050 How horrible is this party? 360 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,791 I'm a skinny little girlwith twig arms. 361 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,619 It's all anyone's talking about. 362 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,186 I told some twink by the crudités 363 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,144 that I was swollen from a kidney transplant. 364 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,843 Well, then you have an excuse.Let me on that elliptical. 365 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,975 I haven't felt this white sinceI loved the movie "Green Book." 366 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,237 Alright, bronzer me. 367 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,369 And I don't want youto be stingy. 368 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,764 I want it everywhere. Everywhere. 369 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,245 Gloria: I replaced the sign 370 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,726 and attached Stella's GPS tracker to the back, 371 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,946 and then I headed home to Jay. 372 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,644 Gloria: Hello? 373 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,254 Hey, honey. You get my text? 374 00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,823 I did. An eggplant and a peach emoji. 375 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,825 Does that mean what I think it means? 376 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,087 You bet. 377 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,394 I ordered eggplant Parmesanand peach cobbler. 378 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,918 Yum. I'll be home in a few minutes. 379 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,833 Ay. 380 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,530 What? Eh, nothing. 381 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,402 I have a flat tire. 382 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,317 I'm gonna call A.A. to get it fixed. 383 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,058 No, Triple-A fixes tires. 384 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,668 A.A. is that alcoholic cult, 385 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,757 makes your friends no fun anymore. 386 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,324 I'll come fix the tire. 387 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,629 No, no, no, no, no. I'll do it. 388 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,414 This is another work thing,isn't it? 389 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,894 I am losing you! 390 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,504 I am in a tunnel! 391 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,549 There's no tunnels! 392 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:35,553 I can't believe I evenconsidered that for you! 393 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:39,775 Alls I'm saying isthe other families had alibis, 394 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,909 and you wouldn't be the firstmother/son crime duo in history. 395 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:46,129 I told you, Phil, we didn't steal your sign. 396 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,870 We slept in this morning. 397 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,872 Mother and I went clubbinglast night. 398 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,526 We went looking for a husband 399 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,093 but lost ourselves on the dance floor. 400 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,878 Nice try, but I'm not buyingwhat you're selling. 401 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,272 Confess!I can do this all day! 402 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,100 Or... 403 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,449 ...six more times! 404 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,103 Gloria: Phil! 405 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,496 I'm tracking the thiefthat stole our sign! 406 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,367 Hurry! He's getting away! 407 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,981 I guess this new information bursts myballoon. 408 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,896 I bid you good day. 409 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,681 Well, somebody should enjoy this. 410 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,161 I'm hungry. Stella! 411 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,904 She's probably down the street 412 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,253 playing with that greasy Chihuahua. 413 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,385 Where'd I go wrong? 414 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,909 Why doesn't she know she deserves better? 415 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,042 I think I have some oldcheese puffs in my room. 416 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,130 Damn it! 417 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,088 How'd you get all the way across town?! 418 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,089 I'm coming, baby! 419 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,351 I'm coming! 420 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,969 Hey, J-- Nah. 421 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,712 Alex, what are you doing? 422 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:48,975 Turning down this job 423 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,064 before corporate evil corrodes my insides. 424 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,108 And I am not leaving my babies 425 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,545 so that I can be this stressed and miserable. 426 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,590 I'm going to jail. 427 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,852 I signed thingswithout reading them. 428 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,158 What if I helped the pervs? 429 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,550 What if I put the gunin their hand? 430 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,987 Doesn't sound like it was a gunin their hand. 431 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,989 Solid. 432 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,513 Well, it's been a great 40 years. 433 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:09,647 In the words of my tattoo -- peace out. 434 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,214 Well -- 435 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,520 Margaret! 436 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,392 Oh, it's okay. I don't work here anymore. 437 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,090 Yeah, I'm out, too.Yeah, I'm not going down with this ship. 438 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,395 No, no, no! Stop! No one's leaving. 439 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,571 We're not gonna let one little misstep 440 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,531 make us forget everything this company has given us. 441 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:26,142 I loved being a stay-at-home mom. I did. 442 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:29,885 But working here has given me a whole new sense of self. 443 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,408 And come on. 444 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,367 One mistake does not make us evil. 445 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,846 We will come clean. 446 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,849 We'll recall the product.We'll do whatever we have to do. 447 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:42,463 Because under this tech B.S., there is a company we love. 448 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:45,553 Look, we may no longer make smartclosets, 449 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,382 but we sure as hell are gonna make smart closets. 450 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,863 Looking for a smart outfit? 451 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,604 Maintain eye contact with the mirror 452 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,432 and begin stripping down. 453 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,217 I deeply regret that. 454 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,570 Female voice: Approaching Stella. 455 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,485 Look!That's him on the bike! 456 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,573 He's going off-road! 457 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,617 Don't worry! 458 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,402 I'm gonna catch this guyor die trying! 459 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,143 I love your enthusiasm. 460 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,275 One note, and -- and this might be a second-language thing, 461 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,233 but when you say "die" -- 462 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,931 No, no, no! He's getting away! 463 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,587 Jay: Freeze! 464 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,502 Jay? 465 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:24,287 What a ray of light in a dark time. 466 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,289 Shut up, Phil. Where's my dog? 467 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,944 And what are you doing here? I thought you had a flat tire. 468 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,513 I had to catch the thief that was stealing Phil's signs, 469 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,516 so I put Stella's tracking thingon it. 470 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,300 What? What if she's down the street 471 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,867 with that over-sexed Chihuahua? 472 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:42,131 Jay, she needs it, and you can'tbe her everything! 473 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,438 Turn around, punk.I want to see your face. 474 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,484 Sam? 475 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,270 Why are you stealing signsfrom your own house? 476 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,490 Oh. You don't want to move. 477 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,405 I don't want to leave my friends. 478 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,103 I get it. 479 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,930 Change is hard. 480 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,716 When I moved to this country, it was change. 481 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:05,111 When I got married and moved to a mainly white neighborhood 482 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:09,506 with kind of racist lawn statues, that was change. 483 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,421 But we get to meet new people 484 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:14,337 and we get to do new things that we love. 485 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,252 12 years ago, I didn't know these people, 486 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,950 and now I would kill for them. 487 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,083 You'll find people like that, too. 488 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,780 -I hope you're right. -I am. 489 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:23,999 So, now let's go. 490 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,566 Put that bike in my car, and I'll drive you home. 491 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,962 Gloria, that was so terrific. 492 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,094 I know. 493 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,226 I am wonderful! 494 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:36,011 Why don't you want to hire me? 495 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,448 Because I was worried that it was a hobby to you, 496 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,233 something to do till you got bored, 497 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,322 but today, you really showed me something. 498 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,106 You're giving me the job?Yeah. 499 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,457 This means that I'm gonna have to work more -- 500 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,286 It's fine. If Sam canhandle change, so can I. 501 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:53,159 Welcome to Dunphy Realty, Ms. Delgado. 502 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,334 Delgado? 503 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,509 That's your working name? 504 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,598 Man, the hits just keep comin'. 505 00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:01,036 Okay, before I do more, does this look natural? 506 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,472 That's a tricky word 507 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,779 because the color orange doesappear in nature. 508 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,607 Longines: Well, there you all are. 509 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,609 Look, I love you,but you are literally 510 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,133 the only six people hereI don't want in my bedroom. 511 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,483 Thanks. We weren't feeling insecure enough already. 512 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,137 You know what I think? 513 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,486 You only invited us 514 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,968 because we make you look like the hot old guy! 515 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,187 Old guy? I'm not old. 516 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,406 Oh, please.Hide that hairline all you want. 517 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,279 We know what year you danced on that Paula Abdul tour, 518 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,367 and so do they. 519 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,846 Oh, my God. 520 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,587 I'm making a fool out of myself,aren't I? 521 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,023 Straight up, now tell me. 522 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,938 -Hi, honey. -Lily! 523 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:34,983 Hey, girl, hey. 524 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,724 I knew it. You're hiding. 525 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:37,812 No, no, no.Oh, no, no. 526 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,509 T-They are, but we're not.We're not. 527 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,424 So, I'm supposed to lovewho I am, but you guys don't? 528 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,209 Hypocrites. 529 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,299 Tough love time? We dig her. 530 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,214 It comes off a little mean. 531 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,824 She's not mean. She's right. 532 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,348 I mean, why are we so obsessed with how we look? 533 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,176 So people will have sex with us? 534 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,874 But confidence is the sexiest thing. 535 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,354 That sounds stupid, doesn't it? 536 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,834 I'm sorry. 537 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,183 Look at someone else. 538 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,445 Okay, but you know what? 539 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,186 Confidence isthe most important thing. 540 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,232 And look, maybe we've lost a little of our beauty, 541 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,668 but we have a lot to be proud of. 542 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,105 I-I'm a vice principal, I'm a dad, 543 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,194 I'm the city's first openly gay football coach. 544 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,327 And -- And I'm a state prosecutor. 545 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,981 Ronaldo has a business and a family. 546 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,374 And -- And Bobby... 547 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,333 I mean, sure, his career's not on fire, 548 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,204 but he looks great, and he's 50. 549 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:25,599 I'm 37, you wicked old witch! 550 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,340 But -- But the point -- 551 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:31,779 Hey, the point is, at our age, 552 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:35,130 we have earned the right to be comfortable with who we are. 553 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,089 Now, let's get out there, set good examples 554 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,614 for our children and our overly pampered pets. 555 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:44,052 You with me? 556 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,925 ♪ I like big boys, itty-bitty boys ♪ 557 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,797 ♪ Mississippi boys, inner-city boys ♪ 558 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,886 ♪ I like the pretty boys with the bow tie ♪ 559 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,714 ♪ Get your nails did, let it blow-dry ♪ 560 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,672 ♪ I like a big beard, I like a clean face ♪ 561 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,892 ♪ I don't discriminate, come and get a taste ♪ 562 00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,024 ♪ From the playboys to the gay boys ♪ 563 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,852 ♪ Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys ♪ 564 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,637 ♪ Boys 565 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,900 ♪ Boys 566 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,031 ♪ Boys 567 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,119 ♪ Make a girl go crazy 568 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,686 ♪ Four, three, two, ow 569 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,688 ♪ Boys 570 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,516 ♪ Boys 571 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,865 ♪ Boys 572 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,085 ♪ Make a girl go crazy Whoo-hoo! 573 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,391 ♪ Four, three, two, ow 574 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,088 Mitchell: The older we get, 575 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,264 the harder it is to keep up with life's changes. 576 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:25,267 We hold on to who we once were 577 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,096 like it's the only way we could be happy. 578 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:31,969 -Bye, buddy. -Bye, buddy. 579 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,623 Bye-bye. 580 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,625 But there are huge rewards when we take risks, 581 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,411 embrace new experiences. 582 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,500 I am a proud middle-aged man. 583 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,242 This is what I look like, and I think I look sexy! 584 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,681 Am I literally invisible to you people?! 585 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,382 -Whew. -You know, I am so proud of us. 586 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,688 We overcame a lot today. 587 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:57,212 Yeah, you know, I feel so muchlighter without all that shame. 588 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,779 Although, I-I guess it wouldn't hurt us 589 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,389 if we were actuallylighter. 590 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,957 Yeah. I mean, we could exercisemore and both eat better. 591 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,350 It would help if we got rid 592 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,569 of some of these temptations,you know? 593 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,789 Like, we don't need threedifferent kinds of pasta. 594 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:12,401 Right, and, you know, Parmesan cheese, heavy cream -- 595 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,621 I mean, it's just empty calories and fat. 596 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,103 We're totally makingfettuccini Alfredo, aren't we? 597 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,583 Damn straight. We don't have another pool party for months. 598 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,237 I'll salt the water.I'm gonna get wine.