1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:04,308 Okay, we still need wine,cheese, flowers -- 2 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:05,222 Oh, we have to stop by the bakery. 3 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:06,615 Yeah, and we need a hostess gift 4 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:08,399 for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. 5 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,880 You know, she does not lookkindly on an empty-handed guest. 6 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:12,708 It's too much. I know. 7 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,231 But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name 8 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:16,625 from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine? 9 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,192 No, I mean this list. 10 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:19,845 Okay, we're only making itto my dad's by 4:00 11 00:00:19,889 --> 00:00:22,109 if we blow off the hostessformerly known as Larry. 12 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:24,241 No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! 13 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:25,460 Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing 14 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,462 we're thankful for not wearing this year. 15 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:29,159 No. No, I'm sorry. Sorry. 16 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:31,335 Even skipping the party, we'rebarely gonna make it in time. 17 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,336 Alright. Here. 18 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:33,685 Let's divvy these upand meet back here. 19 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:34,773 Okay, fine. 20 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:36,253 Um... 21 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:38,081 Oh, hi, Mitch!Oh! Hi, Ronaldo. 22 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,344 What -- Let me guess. Those are for Longinus? 23 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:43,130 Oh, I would never getsomething this shabbyfor that judgy queen.Mm. 24 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:45,088 No, my momis in the hospital.Oh, my God. 25 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:46,263 Will I see you guys at the party? 26 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:47,699 Oh, unfortunately no. 27 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:49,919 Uh, this day has turned into something of a nightmare. 28 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,181 Oh. Where's Cam? 29 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,313 We just split up. 30 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,531 We just needed so many different things, 31 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:54,750 it was easier to separate. 32 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,143 So, anyway, happy Thanksgiving. 33 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:57,622 Tell everyone I said hi. 34 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,671 Super sad news. 35 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,499 Guess who just broke up. 36 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,762 Hint -- you owe me 50 bucks. 37 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:09,765 --Captions by VITAC-- 38 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:12,768 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 39 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:15,858 and brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 40 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,039 Luke, stop eatingall the marshmallows. 41 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,519 Those yams need all the helpthat they can get. 42 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:26,129 Alex, how's the stuffing? 43 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,175 You tell me. 44 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,264 Why do we even have this stupid holiday? 45 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:32,570 Mom and Dad have been incredible -- 46 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,964 letting me, Dylan, and the twinslive with them, 47 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:38,010 helping with midnight feedings, bedtime stories. 48 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:40,361 Dylan loves it when my dad does the voices. 49 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,189 So, I'm giving my mom a break 50 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:43,320 from cooking Thanksgiving dinner. 51 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:44,713 I wanted to do something special 52 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:47,411 to thank them for being there for me. 53 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:50,197 I'm sorry. I've just, um... 54 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,287 I've become such a beautiful person. 55 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,203 Happy Thanksgiving, Jay. 56 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:58,205 Oh, I can slide over if you want to watch this with me. 57 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:01,425 Nah. I never saw the pointof a parade without tanks. 58 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,253 I'm gonna take the planeout for a spin. 59 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:04,167 You want to come with? 60 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:05,603 Me? 61 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:08,215 Go...fly? 62 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:11,043 I played it cool, but I was pretty jazzed. 63 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,525 It's been 10 years since Jay asked me 64 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:18,616 to go model-plane flying with him, and I was, uh... 65 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,357 I was eager to replace that memory 66 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,664 with a -- a be-- a better one. 67 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:25,101 Okay, let's do it! 68 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,102 Whoo! 69 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:34,415 Where are you guys going? 70 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:35,981 Oh, nowhere special. 71 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:38,462 Let's just say that Jay's asked me to join his mile high club. 72 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:39,550 Let's not say that. 73 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:40,551 Cool! 74 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,118 You know, years ago, I almost joined 75 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,860 the female-dominated worldof flight attendants. 76 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:46,992 My fellow nurses stillneedle me about it. 77 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,777 Can I come? 78 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,039 Uh, actually,Jay's pretty particular about -- 79 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:51,693 Sure, why not? 80 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:53,434 Looks likewe're having a threesome! 81 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,087 You're embarrassing yourself. 82 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,701 The turkey is still frozen in the middle! 83 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,138 Hot on the outside,cold on the inside -- 84 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,922 reminds meof a certain someone. 85 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,837 Please don't ask. Sure. 86 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:07,361 Ugh, this pie fillingis so sour. 87 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:08,884 Manny: Yeah, it's devastating 88 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,364 when you expect something to be sweet 89 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:13,889 but ends up beingintense psychosexual torture. 90 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:15,151 I don't want to talk about it. 91 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,457 Cool, cool.Luke: Don't worry. 92 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,460 Luke's famous Jell-o mold is here to save your sorry butts. 93 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:21,897 Aah! 94 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:24,508 I can't havethe one nice thing I've done 95 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:25,640 for Mom and Dad be a disaster! 96 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,859 Alex, um, call you please callthat chef that you're dating? 97 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,426 That pompous weirdo? 98 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,733 I purposely broke up with him before the holidays. 99 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:34,866 If I call him now, I will bestuck with him until New Year's. 100 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,085 There's a school of thought 101 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:38,174 it can even stretch out to Valentine's Day. 102 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,828 Once you pass Thanksgiving,it's the Wild West. 103 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:42,657 Okay!Her name is Jessica. 104 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,267 We met during a Santa Ana wind, 105 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:46,182 and we all knowwhat Raymond Chandler said -- 106 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,531 So no need to repeat it. 107 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:50,186 Alex, please. How weird can your chef be? 108 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:53,145 I don't know if it's 'cause he's a chef 109 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:54,321 and they can be controlling, 110 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:57,411 and I know there's lots of different "love languages," 111 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:58,716 but... 112 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,501 he puppets me. 113 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:04,505 You want them to be super thinand uniform, like this. 114 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,204 You're tearing up from the onions. 115 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:11,947 Mnh? Unh? 116 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,340 And blow. 117 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,080 You know, maybe I'll just go to the bathroom and do this. 118 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,560 Okay. Sure. Let's go. 119 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:22,479 Oh, Joe! You're doing place cards? 120 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,525 Doesn't Manny usually take care of seating? 121 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:26,396 He's "going through something." 122 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,354 Ah. 123 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:29,530 I'm sure we'll hear a spokenword about it soon enough. 124 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:32,576 You really are turning into a 4-foot version of my dad. 125 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:33,447 Ourdad. 126 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,753 That will never not be weird. 127 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,930 Gloria, you do laundry? 128 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:41,368 Or are you hiding a pregnancy? 129 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,152 No.The housekeeper quit. 130 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:44,371 Ohh! 131 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:49,114 I really love working for Philfull-time for very little money, 132 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,726 but I didn't realizehow hard it was going to be 133 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,336 balancing everything. 134 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,512 I know. That's why I love not working. 135 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:58,602 Finally, enough time to get everything done. 136 00:04:58,646 --> 00:04:59,821 Really? Mm-hmm. 137 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:02,606 You don't missfacing new challenges, 138 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,521 the fire of competition, 139 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:07,307 that sense of accomplishment? 140 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:09,396 No. No. 141 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:12,050 I mean, of course, I worried I was the type of person 142 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:15,010 who needed to be busy all the time, but it's like a drug -- 143 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,534 after a couple of weeks of withdrawal, 144 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:20,711 I am finally comfortable doing nothing. 145 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,409 Hmm. 146 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,416 Hey! 147 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:30,721 Oh, what kind of pie did you get, 148 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,506 pun'kin, pee-can, sweet pataytuh? 149 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:33,942 Flourless chocolate cake. 150 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,465 Let's see you tryand country that up. 151 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:36,597 Oh. My phone's in my pocket. 152 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,250 Here, would you grab it? I can't get it. 153 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:39,382 Yep. Alright. 154 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,645 Who is it?Oh, it's from Jotham. 155 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,821 "Just heard. I'm so sorry.How are you doing?" 156 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:44,822 What's that about? 157 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:45,997 I have no idea. 158 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:46,998 Oh, L'Michael. 159 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,391 "Sending all my love,Camembert. 160 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,523 Call me." What? 161 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,263 Artemis. 162 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:53,483 "Ronaldo told meabout you and Mitchell. 163 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:55,659 Broken-heart emoji, tear emoji, 164 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,182 Tammy Faye Bakker cryingGIF." 165 00:05:57,226 --> 00:05:58,880 What did Ronaldo tell him? 166 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:02,449 No clue. I-I just saw him here,and he asked where you were, 167 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,668 and I told him that we split upto shop and that -- 168 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,757 Oh, my God. He thinkswe actually split up. 169 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,890 Oh, and it's gone viral. 170 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:11,022 Well, there are two things a gay can't sit on -- 171 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,503 a plastic patio chair and a juicy bit of gossip. 172 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:14,765 Well, it's nice to see 173 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,332 how supportive our friends are being. 174 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,682 Yeah. It's nice how quicklythey reached out to -- 175 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:19,814 to you. 176 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:21,250 I got nothing. 177 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,339 It's like it's mocking me. 178 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,862 I-I'm sure the texts were meant for both of us. 179 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,777 That's not how it works,okay? 180 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:27,996 They're not thanking usfor brunch. 181 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,476 We're getting a divorce! 182 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:30,999 Why is no one calling me?! 183 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,566 Well, maybe becausethey think you're the -- 184 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:34,568 the stronger, less emotional one. 185 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,091 That's crazy. Just because I'm strong 186 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:38,441 doesn't mean I don't need my friends at a time like this! 187 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:39,703 A time like what? 188 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,662 Y-You realizing this isn'tactually happening, right? 189 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,098 Oh, come on. 190 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,013 If the shoe was on the otherfoot, you would be freaking out. 191 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:46,884 Yes -- which is why I'm getting all the texts. 192 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:48,495 Okay, well, here. 193 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,671 Ohh, from Steven and Stefanin Capri. 194 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:53,456 Oh. Text back, uh, "Do not fly home. 195 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,544 I'm doing okay." 196 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:57,329 I thought this wasn't really happening! 197 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:02,726 Barrel roll into an S-turn... 198 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,250 and a little thing I call Pritchett-Switch-It. 199 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:07,601 That just looks like a right-hand turn. 200 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,341 It would to an amateur. 201 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:10,691 You're an artist, Jay. 202 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:11,909 The sky's your canvas. 203 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,128 Oh, should we do the hoop? 204 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,390 Great idea. 205 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,566 Hey, champ, take thisout to the middle of the field 206 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:17,611 and hold it up. 207 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:18,699 Awesome! 208 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:21,615 Guess it's "champ's" turn. 209 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,094 Are -- Are we sure champ doesn't need to see 210 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,313 how it's done properly first? 211 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:25,532 I mean, it's not just standing there. 212 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:27,621 Dylan, just stand there! 213 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:34,497 Yes! 214 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,152 What a wonderful shared experience! 215 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,588 Now, stay out there. 216 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:39,763 We'll do it again. 217 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,157 Kid's a natural. He didn't even flinch. 218 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,160 Bravery or a sluggish brain -- guess we'll never know. 219 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:47,554 Sorry. 220 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,207 Just, uh, I'm -- I'm a little annoyed 221 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:52,559 that Dylan's horning in on our thing. 222 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:54,299 Hey, you know what,my hands are cramping up. 223 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,431 You want to take over for me here? 224 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,519 Really? Yeah. 225 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:57,520 Thanks. 226 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:00,218 Listen, i-is it possible that you're angry at Dylan 227 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:02,090 for something more than today? 228 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:04,614 Well, he did take the last waffle this morning. 229 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:07,225 I think it's more about -- he took your firstborn. 230 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,575 Now, I've been there. 231 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:09,750 It's only natural, you know. 232 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:13,101 Us dads, we're very protective of our daughters, but, uh... 233 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,233 In fact, you may get a very strong impulse 234 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:16,583 to fly that plane right into the guy, 235 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:17,758 but don't do it. 236 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,673 What? I-I would --I would never hurt Dylan. 237 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:21,544 Why would you even thinkI'd have that impulse? 238 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,241 I don't know. I thought... 239 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,765 you know, the way you were looking at him.... 240 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,244 Wait. 241 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:28,377 Is that what you were thinking 10 years ago? 242 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,771 A-All this time, I thought it was my fault! 243 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,599 I-I moved my head at the last second. 244 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:33,774 But you hit me on purpose! 245 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,645 Don't be ridiculous! I just -- 246 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:36,951 You just what, Jay? 247 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,475 Thought it'd be funto fly a plane into my face? 248 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,738 What kind of monster does thatto another human be-- 249 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,657 Aw, no. 250 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,619 Look at this. 251 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,059 Okay, I think it's good for now. 252 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,670 Oh, yeah, yeah. You need to enjoy your "me" time. 253 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:01,715 Yeah. 254 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,631 Yesterday, I had three open houses. 255 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,633 I was running around all day, 256 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,591 solving problems, creating value... 257 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,811 Ay, it was exhausting. 258 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,639 Yeah. Don't miss that. 259 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,162 Mm-hmm. 260 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,468 Oh, and one of the houses was filthy! 261 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:17,469 Oh. 262 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,820 All the windows needed to be washed. 263 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,777 Oh. Euggh! 264 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,605 But I am one to talk. 265 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,615 Follow my instructions, and we can save this meal. 266 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,051 Who are you? Manny. 267 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,619 Wrong. In this kitchen, you don't have a name. Stir. 268 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,881 Well, thisis a fun energy. 269 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:38,969 Do you happen to have a cousin 270 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:41,015 partial to Western skirts and terrifying mood swings? 271 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,712 We need him. Just do it. 272 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,105 Those carrots are a mess. 273 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,193 It's like this. 274 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,194 Wait, what -- 275 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,282 Oh, man. 276 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:48,500 You really know what you want. 277 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:49,719 I feel so safe. 278 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,461 That needs more salt. 279 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:53,636 That needs more cream. 280 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,073 And, Alex, I have a soufflé in that oven 281 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,684 valiantly trying to rise. 282 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,860 Would you mind not pounding those walnuts 283 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,036 like you're Quasimodo just going at his bell? 284 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,429 You know what, Neil?I don't know how -- 285 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,953 Are these too hot? 286 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,915 Claire? Why are you washing our windows? 287 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,134 I don't know. 288 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:16,311 They were really dirty,and your mom found a pole. 289 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,921 You know,funny coincidence -- 290 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,880 last week,I was offered the top job 291 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,359 at a company that makes poles. 292 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,579 Yeah, I'm going through something, too. 293 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,537 Anyway,I turned the job down, 294 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,148 but I thinkI'm reconsidering it. 295 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,889 Her name is Jessica. 296 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,805 I know that polesaren't as sexy as closets. 297 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:34,590 But people really seem to like them, 298 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,158 and they arefamously recession-proof. 299 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,942 Oh, God. I think I made a terrible mistake. 300 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,771 I got to call thosepeople and get that jobbefore it goes away. 301 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:42,816 Because -- 302 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,165 Don't do it, Claire! It's beneath you! 303 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,036 Whoa! Manny, show some respect! 304 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,385 If it weren't for poles, 305 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,039 you would be pledging allegianceto a floor mat! 306 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,519 Now, give me my phone!No! 307 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,477 You can't take a job on the rebound. 308 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,957 It'll feel good for a minute, 309 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:57,569 but then you're plummeting downa K-hole of paranoia and regret. 310 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,397 Huh. How was yourweek? 311 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:02,052 Fine. I'll tell youwhy I'm wearing a turtleneck. 312 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,575 After Sherry dumped me, 313 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,577 I dated the first girlwho would have me -- 314 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,057 ironically,the leading rebounder 315 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,842 on our basketball team. 316 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,974 That's where she hit mewith her mouth guard. 317 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,062 I've tried to leave her, 318 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,586 but she just palms my head, and I run in place. 319 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,501 Well, I'm sorrythis is happening to you, Manny, 320 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,938 but what does this have to do with -- 321 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,070 She's the pole company,Claire. 322 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,289 Learn from my mistake -- 323 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,378 unless you wanta compromising Polaroid of you 324 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,597 hung up very highin the women's locker room. 325 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,730 I might need to borrow that ladder later. 326 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,304 Claire! Hmm? 327 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,349 Do you want to help me shop online later 328 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,351 for some power suits? 329 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,615 Oh, God, I miss wearing comfortable clothes 330 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,226 all the time, like you do. 331 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,228 Yep. It sounds like a lot of fun. 332 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,533 I -- 333 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:49,578 What am I doing? 334 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,841 A terrific job. Keep going! 335 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:52,886 N-No! 336 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,149 I have been sweatingever since I got here. 337 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:58,587 Did you trick meinto doing your housework? 338 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,457 No. 339 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,812 Unh-unh!That phone did not ring! 340 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:08,205 You're walking awaybecause you know you're guilty! 341 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,904 And take those shoes off!I just did the floors! 342 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:14,908 My friends' reaction to our "divorce" really bothered me. 343 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,779 So I made an excuse to Cam 344 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,912 and went over to Longinus' party. 345 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,174 I wanted the friends to know 346 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:23,264 that I am just as emotionally needy as Cam! 347 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:28,922 Hey, girl, hey! 348 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,184 I can't believe you came. 349 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,228 Oh, my God. How's Cam?! 350 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,360 Yes, how is he? 351 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,014 Cam's fine. He's fine. 352 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,885 It was justa big misunderstanding. 353 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:36,886 We're not getting a divorce. 354 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,847 Well, girl, come on in. 355 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,239 Let's get you twodrinks -- 356 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,676 one for each empty handyou showed up to the party with. 357 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,896 Well, I-I could use it. 358 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,986 I mean, even though it's --it's not true about the divorce, 359 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,858 it couldbe -- you know, someday. 360 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,861 And that just -- that just makes me so, so... 361 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,472 Confused? 362 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,387 Angry? Furious. 363 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,431 "The Fast and the Furious"! 364 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,606 Okay,this isn't charades. 365 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,651 I'm sad. 366 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,087 That's your sad?Yes. 367 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,088 That's your sad? 368 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,481 Yeah. 369 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,875 And I-I really needyour support right now. 370 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,356 Wait, something new is happening. 371 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,012 Oh, my God! 372 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,275 How can you not see howemotionally raw I am right now? 373 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,537 Huh? 374 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,104 Nothing lasts forever. 375 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,758 What happens when it's over? 376 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,934 Poor Cam. He is so fragile. 377 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:25,892 Ptolemy: He's gonna need us. 378 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,328 We'll be there for him. 379 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,721 Who will be there to dry thesetears? 380 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,420 What tears? 381 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,291 Where they at? 382 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,644 Ay, no, not again! 383 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,995 It wasn't me this time. He did it to himself. 384 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,474 Unlike last time, 385 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,347 when you purposely flew that plane into my face. 386 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,739 You're a monster, Jay. 387 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,089 Who are you calling a monster? 388 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,091 Um, he just said -- Jay. 389 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,135 This isn't worth it! 390 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,790 Why do I do anything with people? 391 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,792 I'm pretty sureyou don't have a concussion, 392 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,576 but I'm gonna stay here just in case, 393 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,013 so you don't fall asleep. 394 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,146 Gloria, should you go get Mrs. D? 395 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,148 Oh, yeah, sure. I'll see if I can find her. 396 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,936 Claire? 397 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,766 Oh, hey. Seen Cam? 398 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,899 And a Happy Thanksgivingto you. 399 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,162 Oh, that's a lot of attitude. You sound like my dad. 400 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,381 Ourdad! 401 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,948 Uch.Cameron: There you are. 402 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:25,168 So, I just, uh, gota text message from Longinus. 403 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,692 Said you left your sunglassesat his Friendsgiving party -- 404 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,086 the one you decreed we didn'thave enough time to go to. 405 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,175 Mitchell,you owe me an apology. 406 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,395 I owe youan apology? 407 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,180 I may not have brought a gift to Longinus' party, 408 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,965 but I sure leftwith one. 409 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:42,533 It's like he's never seen someone cry before. 410 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,057 Just think of something sad. 411 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,928 Like when a pet died, 412 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,365 or when L'Michael was a seat filler at the Golden Globes 413 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,498 and got to sit next to Nicole Kidman. 414 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,760 Why him?! 415 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,198 Ptolemy, you mustget over that. 416 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,722 Look, the only reason we all rallied around Cam was, 417 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,072 last time y'all broke up, 418 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,335 he was shattered and you seemed fine. 419 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,946 What last time? 420 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,167 Apparently, years ago, 421 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,039 Cam invented a breakup that never really happened, 422 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,781 just so he could gauge how much support he could count on 423 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,870 in the event of the real thing. 424 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,958 Normal. 425 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,004 It's my fault for loving him too much! 426 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,614 No!No!No! No! 427 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,398 You can doso much better.Don't do this to yourself. 428 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,009 Honey.Yes. 429 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,228 You turned everyone against me! 430 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,883 Because in a breakup,friends choose a side, 431 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,365 and I'm -- I'm more fragile,and I would need them more. 432 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,367 I was just preparingfor an emergency. 433 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:36,022 I didn't yell at you when youbought that, uh, earthquake kit. 434 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,807 You told them I disappear for days at a time. 435 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,243 Which you wouldn't know about 436 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,115 had you not gone to the partybehind my back. 437 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,638 Where's the trust, Mitchell? 438 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,251 Looks like a good place to hide from the drama. 439 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:51,037 Dad, I am so madat your wife right now. 440 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,777 I need a guest house.No, no, no. 441 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,041 She -- She has completely taken advantage of my restlessness 442 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,217 and basically turned me into her housekeeper. 443 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,914 How? By doing somethingthe wrong way, 444 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,872 knowing you'll jump inand do it the right way? 445 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,179 What's wrong with me?Why can't I get these clean? 446 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,485 Not gonna happen. 447 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,053 I am partly to blame. 448 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:11,274 I'm not good at doing nothing. 449 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:14,234 How did they get fingerprints on the inside of the glass? 450 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,365 It's crazy. 451 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,063 You know,I had a similar experience 452 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,455 when I turned the company over to you. 453 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,067 It wasn't the activitythat I missed. 454 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,459 I missed being the boss. 455 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,635 Oh! Yeah. I hear you there. 456 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,247 Giving orders, people scared of you.Yeah. 457 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,030 I like day drinking, 458 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,032 but nothing beatsbeing drunk with power. 459 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,381 Yeah. 460 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,949 Do you know how many unfunny jokes I told at the office? 461 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,472 None? Exactly. 462 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,517 Knock knock."Ha ha ha ha! 463 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,258 Good one, boss! Ha ha ha ha! 464 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,520 How do youkeep coming up with them?" 465 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:40,825 Spineless bootlickers. 466 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,610 God, I miss them. 467 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,046 How did you get over it? 468 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,614 I didn't wait around for someoneto put me in charge again. 469 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,311 I made my own opportunity. 470 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,965 Dad, dog beds? 471 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,532 Better than poles. 472 00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,449 Oh, yeah. I hear things. 473 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,538 Alright. 474 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,061 Dylan is on twin duty, 475 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,108 so I'm gonna make sure you don't fall asleep. 476 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,632 I've been asleepfor the last 10 years. 477 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:05,850 Imagine finding out 478 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,852 the plane crash you were inwas no accident. 479 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,202 Well, you're not alone. 480 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,681 Jay did something very similar to me 481 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,292 when Mitchell and I first got together. 482 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,555 He "accidentally" bumped me with his car -- 483 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,687 a realcar, not a -- not a toy. 484 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,342 I was pretty bruised up. 485 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,865 I just -- I just assumed it was because 486 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,476 he didn't want his son with a boyfriend, 487 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,956 but he thought Mitchell could do better. 488 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,871 It was a-a bit of a shock. 489 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,699 Uhp -- 490 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,440 But then, once I became a father, 491 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,356 I realized how protective you can be over your kid. 492 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,445 There was a little boy on Lily'ssoccer team always teasing her, 493 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,143 so at the end-of-the-season party, 494 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,797 I may have nudged him face-first 495 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,973 into a freshly fried funnel cake. 496 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:47,501 It is possible that I have more in common 497 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:51,070 with dads like Jay than I would like to admit. 498 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,769 Sorry I ate the last waffle, Mr. D. 499 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,510 I've been so hungry lately. 500 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,772 Mm. 501 00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,166 I wonder if that means we're pregnant again. 502 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,908 Oh, shoot! 503 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,301 Shoot! 504 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,824 Shoot, shoot, shoot. 505 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,350 Ohhhhhh. 506 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,830 Congratulations, Alex. 507 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,268 A warren of starving rabbits wouldn't eat these carrots. 508 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,357 I'm starting to wonder if our relationship should just be sexual. 509 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,793 Okay, Neil, honestly -- 510 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,404 Hey, hey, hey, you lovebirds! Time for that later. 511 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,797 We got a meal to finish. 512 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,017 Can somebody call FEMA?This meringue is a disaster. 513 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,280 I just did what you told me. 514 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,282 Oh, really? I told youto underbeat the egg whites? 515 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,370 I really think -- 516 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,198 Ithink. You do. 517 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,374 Oh, Neil. Are you done with Alex? 518 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,159 'Cause I'm having trouble slivering these almonds. 519 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,465 Be one with me. 520 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:45,254 Hey, Jay, um... 521 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,387 I think I overreacted earlier. 522 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,649 I want to apologize. 523 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:49,606 Forget it. 524 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:54,655 If I'm being honest,maybe on some level... 525 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,483 I really did wantto hit you with that plane. 526 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,964 I'm sorry, Phil. 527 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,096 Thank you. 528 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,229 Maybe I, uh, understand better 529 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,535 why a father might want to protect a daughter. 530 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,841 Or a son. 531 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,757 I banged Cam up pretty goodbefore I gave him the nod. 532 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,150 He never figured it out. 533 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,285 I get the impulse. I'm -- I'm guilty of it myself. 534 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,418 But there's got to be a better way of handling anger 535 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,506 than hurting someone, right? 536 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,770 Neil: Disgusting! 537 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,424 If this wasthe first Thanksgiving, 538 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,773 your gravy would be the worst thing 539 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,688 this country has doneto Native Americans! 540 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:28,689 Hey, buddy. 541 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:29,690 Yeah? 542 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,127 Ohh! 543 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,652 Oops. 544 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,567 What a senseless accident. 545 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,700 What the hell?! 546 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,571 It's not the end of the world. 547 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,704 Chefs don't need to smell things. 548 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,228 You people are crazy.I'm getting out of here. 549 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,274 What a splendid idea. 550 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,668 Enjoy the soufflé. 551 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,455 You're the best. 552 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:58,371 Whoa. What's going on? Did I just hear the chef leave? 553 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,503 It's hopeless.I can't even tell what this was. 554 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:03,027 Well, I'll see if there'sa restaurant that can take us. 555 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,855 I'm just going home.Yeah. 556 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,422 No. No, no, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa! No! 557 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,250 No one is going anywhere. 558 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,470 Listen, you know what? We can salvage this Thanksgiving. 559 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,385 Phil, you get the salad started. 560 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,300 Luke, anything you don't need 561 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,519 dental records to identify, save. 562 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:19,914 Alex, that guy was an idiot. Pick better boyfriends. 563 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,482 I'm sorry, Mom.I so wanted to do this for you. 564 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,048 Oh, honey, no. 565 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,963 You gave me the best gift ever. 566 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,878 I'm bossing people around again! 567 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,882 Look, I guess I just -- 568 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:35,277 I didn't think I would be ableto survive if you ever left me. 569 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,887 And I still don't. 570 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,324 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 571 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,543 And the party wasn't that fun. 572 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,153 Something was missing. 573 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:46,288 Oh, I love when you say thingswithout really saying them. 574 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,378 You meant me,right? 575 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,687 Luke: Um...um, "Man Without A Face." 576 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:54,775 "The Mummy." 577 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:55,776 "Coma"! 578 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,299 "I, Robot"? 579 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,300 "Frozen"? 580 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,563 "The Crying Game"! 581 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,303 Ohhhh. 582 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,218 What is wrong with you people? 583 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,221 If he wants to see crying,he should come and see me 584 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,441 in the kitchenwith all these dirty dishes. 585 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:09,442 Claire: Fine. 586 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,313 I will do plates and I will do silverware, 587 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,794 but nothing that requires soaking! 588 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,362 Oh, you guys are so cute! 589 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:17,406 Well, George is. 590 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,190 Poppy's gonna need a personality. 591 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,191 Ooh! 592 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,150 Sorry, dude. Total accident. 593 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,587 Oh. He's gonna be a good dad.