1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:04,265 So, all this childhoodmemorabilia came to me 2 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:05,831 after your mother died -- 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:09,052 diaries, photo albums,adorable drawings. 4 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,054 So, enjoy your strolldown memory lane, 5 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,274 but know that at the endof that lane 6 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,406 is a dumpster. Okay. 7 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:16,494 You have a painting upstairs 8 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:17,626 by William "The Refrigerator" Perry, 9 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:19,889 but there's no room for my baby teeth? 10 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:22,196 I needed to free up some space in the garage. 11 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,285 Because it's not a garage anymore. 12 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:25,851 It's a warehouse full of dog beds 13 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,070 that nobody wants to buy. 14 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,463 It's been a slow period, 15 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,291 but it should pick upnext quarter. 16 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:31,640 What? 17 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:34,121 When all the dogs get back their income tax refunds 18 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:37,298 and they want to go splurge on beds for themselves? 19 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:38,908 Joe.Joe: What? 20 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,910 Help me drag some of thesethings out to my car. 21 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:43,434 We're gonna do someold-fashioned marketing today. 22 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,654 Oh, my God. The old Atari. 23 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,438 Uh-huh. Remember why we got that? 24 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:50,224 Yeah. So, we were on our first family vacation ever, okay --Ever. 25 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:51,877 ...a week at this waterpark resort --Mm-hmm. 26 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:53,357 ...and Dad got bored after, what, 27 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:54,576 three days? Three. 28 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:55,707 Made us leave early, 29 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,318 and he bought us off with this. 30 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:58,667 Lies and untruths! 31 00:00:58,710 --> 00:00:59,885 We stayed the full week, 32 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:02,366 and I got you two ingratesthat game anyway. 33 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:04,673 How long are you gonna stick to that story? 34 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:06,153 Much as you two enjoyportraying me 35 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,111 as some kind of abusive parent -- 36 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,330 Joe: Whoa! Aah! Oh! Oh! 37 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:12,202 Relax, Joe. We'll get you out in a second. 38 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:14,726 Okay, 35 years, and you -- ugh, you still can't admit it. 39 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,380 There's nothing to admit.Joe: [ Muffled ] I see light! 40 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:17,903 Should I go towards it? 41 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:19,253 Why would we both remember it one way 42 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:20,819 if it didn't happen, Dad? 43 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,125 Kids like to make things up. 44 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,605 Mm.They like the drama. 45 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:24,780 Come here, kid. 46 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:27,261 I was literally about to gnaw my own arm off 47 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:28,479 to get free. 48 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:29,611 With those things? 49 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,613 I still have the toothyou lost in a marshmallow. 50 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,528 Okay, so, thatone you kept? 51 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:36,531 --Captions by VITAC-- 52 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:39,403 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 53 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,971 and brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 54 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:45,017 ♪♪ 55 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,152 Phil: I was in Florida visiting my Dad. 56 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,588 I'd gotten a call that he was wandering 57 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:53,287 around the grocery store he used to run. 58 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:54,723 I wanted to find out if he was okay, 59 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:57,900 but...that's not something you can just ask. 60 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:01,295 You know, your mother and I came here every Sunday 61 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:02,948 for 44 years. 62 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:04,167 You miss her, don't you? 63 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,343 It comes and goes. 64 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,737 Fourth of July is rough.Really? 65 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,391 I didn't realizeshe was so patriotic. 66 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:13,176 Well, it's that hot dog eating contest they have on TV. 67 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,309 You know, I always thought that your mother 68 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,311 could have been a competitive eater. 69 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:19,530 No food ever expired in our house. 70 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,402 She'd see that last day pop up 71 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:24,013 on a pound of bacon or a gallon of milk, 72 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,188 and down it went. 73 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:26,581 It was personal for her. 74 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,322 Speaking of food, 75 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:30,889 y-you ever head overto your old grocery store? 76 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:33,631 Hey, listen. Do you remember that? 77 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,546 Oh, yeah. Penguinsquatch. 78 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,592 Put this town on the map. 79 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,246 June 1977. 80 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:41,900 Teen revelers report massive bird footprints 81 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,293 emerging from Lake Okeechobee. 82 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:44,468 A crowd gathers, 83 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:47,341 but the new tide has covered the so-called bird prints, 84 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:48,994 and the teens are beaten soundly. 85 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,344 Tracks reappear several days later, 86 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:53,347 and once again, word spreads through town. 87 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,000 An ornithologist deems the prints 88 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:58,221 those of a gigantic penguin, some 15 feet in height. 89 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,918 People come from miles around 90 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:02,225 to catch a glimpse of the wondrous waddler. 91 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,358 The tracks will appear on and off for years 92 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,316 and then disappear forever, 93 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,840 but not before Olympic gold medalist Mary Lou Retton 94 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:11,060 makes the trek to place her tiny footprints 95 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:14,237 inside those of the be-flippered colossus. 96 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,370 Didn't we take a picnicover there a few nights? 97 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:17,893 Everyone did. 98 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:21,026 It's the first time I ever sawyour mother eat a bag of apples. 99 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:23,290 [ Chuckles ] 100 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:26,728 So, Dad, I, uh,I w-- I wanted to ask you -- 101 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,512 Oh, boy. No serious talk, okay? 102 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:31,515 Yes, I'm taking all my million pills. 103 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,517 You can come over and press my stomach. 104 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,389 I'm starting to feel like a bean bag chair. 105 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,651 [ Both chuckle ] 106 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:39,828 Guys, I just saw a ghost. 107 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:41,351 Okay, girls, grab your things. We're gone. 108 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:43,310 N-Not a real ghost. 109 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,050 More likea vision from my past. 110 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:46,269 Brenda Feldman. 111 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:49,272 An older girl that Manny had a crush on. 112 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:53,537 He even wrote a poem for her when he was little. 113 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:54,886 I gave her my heart, 114 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:57,889 she gave me a pictureof me as an old-time sheriff. 115 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,284 Today was my second chance, 116 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,634 but I couldn't evenget up the nerve to say "hi." 117 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:06,289 11-year-old Mannywould be disgusted by me. 118 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,291 Well, now you know how 12-year-old Lily feels. 119 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,858 [ Cellphone ringing ]Oh. 120 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:10,859 Sorry, this is work.[ Cellphone beeps ] 121 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,208 Hello? 122 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,775 Manny, you know who this family's 123 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:16,778 resident expert is in interpersonal problems? 124 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,301 I would say no one'sespecially -- 125 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,781 That's right. It's me. 126 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,349 It took a little while, but I finally convinced Manny 127 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:25,090 the reason he had failed last time with Brenda Feldman 128 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:27,658 was because of his grand gesture. 129 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:30,705 Today called for acompletely different approach -- 130 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,489 a super grand gesture. 131 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,534 Just go to her, okay? 132 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,405 Get in there! Let's go! Come on! 133 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,581 [ Claps hands ] Hyah! 134 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,541 Well, looks like my first house sale 135 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,325 is going to fall through. 136 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:43,761 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. You know what? 137 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:44,980 But things will turn around. 138 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:45,937 Do not turn around. 139 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:48,462 Okay, that's Debra Knox. 140 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,986 She stole my Educator of the Year Award. 141 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:52,422 A swooper?! A swooper! 142 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:54,555 Lily, grab your things.Oh, no, no, no, no. 143 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:57,427 Not a smoke demonthat terrorizes farm children. 144 00:04:57,471 --> 00:05:00,125 Oh. It's a person that takes things 145 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,953 that are supposed tobe yours. 146 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:03,825 I have one of my own. 147 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:07,568 Gloria: I was closing a deal on my very first showing, 148 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:10,222 and a rival agent swooped in. 149 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,398 What a lovely home. 150 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,051 I mean, maybe not greatfor kids, you know? 151 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,923 Wait, what? But we're pregnant. 152 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,012 Oh. Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry.I didn't even see you there. 153 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,230 I was -- [ Gasps ] Oh, my. 154 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,581 Is that aCalifornia vulture wasp? 155 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:22,583 A mountain lionmust've made a fresh kill. 156 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,367 [ Gasps ] 157 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:27,152 So, the couple agreed to goto heropen house later. 158 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:28,937 [ Shoes tapping ]Young man: ♪ Hey, there, Sue,I heard you got dumped ♪ 159 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,765 ♪ And now you are blue 160 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:33,376 ♪ So, how 'bout we go to the prom ♪ 161 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,378 ♪ If it's okay with my mom? ♪ 162 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:38,947 I am so glad that Manny stoppeddoing those embarrassing things. 163 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:41,384 Oh, come on. Who doesn't love a grand gesture? 164 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:42,951 [ Loud pop ] Oh. 165 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:45,388 In front of my friends, Ronald?! 166 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,738 I can't believe I ever let you do my homework! 167 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,784 My g-- Oh, gosh. Oh, no, no, Manny! 168 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:51,046 Manny, abort, abort, abort. 169 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:52,264 Abort! [ Gasps ] 170 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,962 Back up! Back up! Back, back, back, back! 171 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,659 Get going! Get going!I'm going! 172 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,095 Abort! 173 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,967 Last week, I left some dog beds here, 174 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:01,796 so now the owners are probably getting swamped with requests. 175 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,406 The other day, I found out 176 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,626 that Joe saved up six months of allowance 177 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,758 and donated it all to charity. 178 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:10,195 It's one of those rare moments as a dad 179 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,763 when you realize you've really dropped the ball. 180 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:15,984 I mean, the kid needed to learn the basics of business. 181 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:18,247 [ Gasps ] Ooh, can I get that dog? 182 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,205 I'll do 50 hours of chores. 183 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,511 No, a hundred. Whoa. 184 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:22,904 Sales lesson number one -- 185 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,472 never look desperatein a negotiation. 186 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:28,039 No emotion.Think of your cousin Lily. 187 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,998 Hey, I noticed the dog beds moved. 188 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,826 They must bepretty popular, huh? 189 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:34,655 Um, the dogs didn't like them. 190 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:35,612 What? These are dogsnobody wants. 191 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:37,222 I mean,what do they have going on? 192 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,442 Don't worry. The cats love them. 193 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:40,617 Cats? Never.I'm taking them home. 194 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:43,446 I mean, cat in a pineapple?How does that even make sense? 195 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,666 Maybe...they're from Meow-i? 196 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,146 [ Laughs ] Get it? 'Cause Hawaii? 197 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,322 Get in the car.Okay. 198 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,588 This Atari has quite a dent in it. 199 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:56,720 Didn't -- Didn't youthrow it at me? No. 200 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:58,679 Then -- Then explain this groovein my head, 'cause... 201 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,942 Yeah, I can -- I can fit themtogether like a puzzle. 202 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:03,510 Mitchell, you fell down the stairs sleepwalking. 203 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,294 It's established family history. Oh. 204 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,035 Unwilling to admit a mistake. 205 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,906 Wonder where youpicked that up from. 206 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,342 Look, it drives me nuts, too, 207 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,518 that Dad never cops to his mistakes, 208 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,389 but it's always gonna be our word against his. 209 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,521 Yeah. Why did you cut 210 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,174 the necks out of all these sweatshirts? 211 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:17,611 Oh, I wasa big "Flashdance" fan. 212 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,961 How you survived the golden age of bullying, 213 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,310 I will never understand. 214 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:22,529 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 215 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,531 We are sitting ona treasure trove of evidence 216 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:27,534 than could prove Dadcut our vacation short, okay? 217 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,623 I mean, you realize that building cases 218 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:32,147 against society'sworst criminals is what I do. 219 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,670 How's that case against the deaf old lady 220 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:36,543 who sells bacon-wrapped hot dogsoutside Laker games going? 221 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,719 She was warned three times. 222 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:41,548 Okay, how do we prove that Dad made us come home early? 223 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:44,376 I mean, uh, what was that place we went even called? 224 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,292 Hold on. I just sawa matchbook from there, and -- 225 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,685 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.Here it is, here it is. 226 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,514 "Handelman Waterpark.Celebrating 25 years." 227 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,951 Ooh. I can get on this CSI train.So -- Yes. 228 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:58,565 Okay, "Founded in 1958," so that puts us there in '83. 229 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,305 '83, '83. 230 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,656 Locating my diary from '83. 231 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,571 Okay. And okay. Here it is. 232 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:07,356 April 20th."I think JT likes me. 233 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,705 Makes fun of my head dent." 234 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:11,099 So, that's --Alright, so it had to have been before that, 235 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:12,666 because we didn't have the video game yet, 236 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,755 and that's what made the d-- the -- the -- 237 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:15,712 I interrupted.[ Smacks lips ] 238 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,193 So, we were there early April, 239 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:20,325 and, uh, no diary entriesfrom then. 240 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:24,678 Okay. Okay.But maybe this might help. 241 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:25,809 Look at -- Aww. Aww. 242 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:26,810 Here -- Here it is. 243 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:29,552 "Day One at Handelman."Whoa. 244 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:34,122 A mariachi band? 245 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,429 If you want the Brenda girl,talk to her like you don't care, 246 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,997 and then don't call herfor a week.Oh, oh, what? 247 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,695 And present himself as some brooding mystery man 248 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:44,567 whose dad-like approval she has to work for? 249 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,701 What woman has ever found that attractive? 250 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,790 [ Sighing ] I'll try it. 251 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,443 Cameron: Oh, great. There's Debra again. 252 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:52,706 Probably down there flaunting 253 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,621 her $30 gift card she got with my award. 254 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,361 It's my award.Is it go time? 255 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:57,754 Yeah, you know what? Maybe I will. 256 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:58,929 I'll just march right up to her, 257 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:01,453 and give her the classic Tucker stare down. 258 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,630 A dirty look.That's your big plan? 259 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:04,848 Yeah, she'll see in my eyes 260 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,241 that I know exactly what she did, 261 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:08,591 and trust me, all the free sample 262 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,288 of perfume spritzes in this mall 263 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,987 won't be able to cover up the stench of guilt on her. 264 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:15,467 Well, I just made a nice little connection. 265 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,165 Not with Brenda, who barely noticed me, 266 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,167 but with Ronald, who invited me to Panda Express 267 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,864 so we could eat our feelings. 268 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:21,604 Woman: Manny? 269 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,388 Um, you took off 270 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,390 before I could give you my number. 271 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,958 And maybe I could get yours, too? 272 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,699 Sure. Yeah? 273 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:32,833 Do you need my advicewith yourproblem now? 274 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,052 Whatever. 275 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,620 [ Laughs ] See, you shouldpoint this thing west 276 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,753 and, uh, come meetyour great-grandbabies. 277 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,537 Uh, this spring, I think. 278 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,106 I want to pose them to re-createfamous photos from history. 279 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:49,197 I've got all the outfits, uh, to re-create the VJ-Day kiss, 280 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,851 but I still need the fedora 281 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,853 to pull off Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald. 282 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,420 Careful. Well, obviously, the gun won't be loaded. 283 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:56,421 No, no, no. There's a pothole. 284 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,988 [ Car rattles ]Oh. Oh, geez. 285 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,555 I bet we blew a tire. 286 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,862 Fortunately, one local inventor 287 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,691 has been hard at workon the Presto-Jack TM, 288 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,519 a pneumatic devicethat both lifts a car 289 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,434 and powers a drill to change lug nuts. 290 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,698 I don't suppose --Yep. 291 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,047 In the trunk. Yes! 292 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,005 We can finally test it out! 293 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,267 You ready to launch? 294 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,356 Let's do it. 295 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,923 [ Motor whirring, controller beeps ] 296 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:24,145 Steady as she goes, and she's up! 297 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,495 It's working! You did it! 298 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,453 It's...Why is it still going? 299 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:31,021 How hard did you press start?Well, that shouldn't matter! 300 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,676 Well, just press "end task."Okay. 301 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,808 But only on the right side of the button. 302 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,680 Why wouldn't you tell methat first?! 303 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,508 Sweet maker! 304 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:42,903 Hmm. 305 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,774 Everybody warned me this would happen. 306 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,080 [ Steam hisses ] 307 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,864 [ Sighs ] 308 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,780 Hello, Debra. 309 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,477 Oh. Hi, Cam. 310 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,609 You wish. 311 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,829 I know you'll deny it, but these eyes... 312 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,482 can see right through you. 313 00:10:57,526 --> 00:11:00,703 You mean how I stole theEducator of the Year Award? 314 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:01,835 Aha! I got you to admit it. 315 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,837 It's a good thing I'm wearing a wire. 316 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,926 Let me see it. Damn it. 317 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,842 I'm gonna be the belleof the ball in this dress. 318 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,844 Stealing this awardhas given me the confidence 319 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,107 to crusheveryone in my path. 320 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,763 [ Sighs ] Permiso. 321 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,202 I never even saw Gloria go into the dressing room, 322 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,725 but there she was, like a superhero, 323 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:26,511 able to destroy confidence in a single pose. 324 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,775 I'm glad I didn't gowith the first dress. 325 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,733 They'll takeone look at this one 326 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,300 and make me principal. 327 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,867 Ay-yi-yi. 328 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,825 Aw, come on!You know what? 329 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,871 Maybe you should try the dress on that lady's wearing. 330 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,134 [ Sobs ] 331 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,614 Oh, my God. That was brilliant and humbling.[ Laughs ] 332 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,008 You know, I-I pride myself on solving people problems. 333 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,749 You know what? You still have the swooper. 334 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,751 Maybe I could --No, thanks. 335 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:49,796 [ Curtain opens ] 336 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,928 She just can't accept help,but I can. 337 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:54,148 I'm thinking about rocking thisfor my date with Brenda. 338 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,236 Ignore the buttons. 339 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,628 Can you tellthis is a woman's coat? 340 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:57,891 Yes. 341 00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:01,111 Sales lesson number two --create demand. 342 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,766 Leave a few dog bedslying around, dogs fall in love, 343 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,768 your phones start ringingoff the hook. 344 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,640 Go ahead. Over there. Go. 345 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,208 Wow. My dog really likes this bed. 346 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:14,559 I wonder if leaving it here will create demand. 347 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,561 Uh, no, thank you. 348 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,693 Alright, good start. 349 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,955 You could've beena little cuter with that. 350 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,044 What?! When did youstart saying "really likes"? 351 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,480 What happened to "weawwy wikes"? 352 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:25,179 You paid a speech therapist to shame it out of me. 353 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,356 [ Cellphone beeps ]Still no cell service. 354 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,358 Let's, uh, let's just hitchhike to the barber 355 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,794 and call a tow company from there. 356 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,275 [ Tires screech ]You can't let anything go! 357 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,843 You slept with my sisterwhile I was pregnant. 358 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,148 Not the hot one! 359 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,584 I swear to God -- I swear to God, 360 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,238 we are going through with thiswedding so that I can kill you, 361 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,979 and then I'm gonna divorceyour corpse! 362 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,981 Well, you seem like a nice couple. 363 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,591 Room for two more in there? 364 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,028 My dad's positive attitude 365 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,987 versus a couple bound for a "Dateline" episode? 366 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,860 It wasn't even a fair fight. 367 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:57,037 ♪ Sweet Caroline 368 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,429 ♪ Bup-bup-buh 369 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:05,393 Alright. Final lesson -- always be willing to walk away. 370 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,960 Hey, Ron. 371 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,657 I'm coming to you first'cause we're old friends. 372 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,876 It's Lon.Yeah. Hey, listen. 373 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,399 It's a steep price on this one, 374 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,053 but don't blame me. 375 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,185 I'm pocketing lessthan the kids that,you know, made this thing. 376 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,318 The Beagle Has Landed. 377 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,059 Sorry, Jay, none of these are selling. 378 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,277 Even the onesthat look like hot cakes? 379 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,629 Maybe a puppy will cheer you up. 380 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,240 I told you, not gonna happen. 381 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,328 You're giving up? 382 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,025 I can't give these things away. 383 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,114 Forget everything I taught you today. 384 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,117 I don't know what I'm talking about. 385 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,511 Hey, mister,my dad was about to give you 386 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:37,991 the deal of a lifetime -- 387 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,863 100 dog bedsfor a hundred bucks, 388 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,996 so you can give oneaway with each new dog. 389 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,519 A hundred bucks, huh? 390 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,000 I can see you're not serious. 391 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,784 Slow down that tail,buddy. 392 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,873 This is leaving with me. 393 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:54,137 [ Sighs ] Wait, wait. Don't walk away. 394 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,530 Would you do 50 bucks? 395 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,097 Will you throw in a puppy? 396 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,794 [ Dog barks ] 397 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,144 I've had two late-in-life projects. 398 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,277 One, dog beds, was a bust. 399 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,453 The other...[ Puppy whines ] 400 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,021 ...is looking pretty promising. 401 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,500 Alright, okay. 402 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,067 So, Handelman closed in '99, 403 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,895 so no guest registry to tell us when we checked out. 404 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,158 Rental car companies are a dead end, 405 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,117 and no credit card receipts. 406 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,336 God, Mitchell, it might be time for us to face some facts. 407 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,121 What? That some peoplevery high up 408 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,471 don't want us to know the truth? 409 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,908 No. That we might have to let Dad skate on this one. 410 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,171 Never.[ Box rattles ] 411 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,346 Go easy on thosebubble-gum cigarettes, Mitchell. 412 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,347 They're gonna kill you. 413 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,046 Look, we tried, right? 414 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,919 I bought a pack of these 415 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,529 the last night we were at that resort 416 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:39,791 so I could try to look cool 417 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,185 at some...concert that we went to. 418 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,622 Hang on. Where was it? I -- 419 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,103 Oh-ho. Bingo. What do you see, huh? 420 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,976 Uh...um,me at the park in a hat 421 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,065 with the name "Maddox" embroidered on it. 422 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,284 Oh, oh, I forgot about myMaddox Pritchett phase. 423 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,156 God, it is a miracle that you didn't need 424 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:57,505 a police escort to school every day. 425 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,507 Not you, the marquee. 426 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,162 Uh, "Tonight and WednesdayOnly -- The Monkees."Yes! 427 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,164 And according to their website, 428 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,992 they played the 14th and the 16th. 429 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,515 So, if we went the first night, 430 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,952 that means we would have left the 15th, 431 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,955 and we would have left early. 432 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,174 Okay, wait just a second. 433 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,523 I-I remember I was so upset... 434 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,046 Yes....that our vacationwas being cut short 435 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,091 that I cheered myself up 436 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,093 by going to the premiereof "Flashdance," 437 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,137 which was on... 438 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,965 Ha! April 15th. 439 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,228 Yea-- What is up with you and that movie? 440 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,751 She was so much morethan a welder, 441 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,536 and I was so much morethan the president 442 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,190 of Students Against TV on Weeknights. 443 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,974 Okay, I know you remember it this way, 444 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,410 but how are we gonna prove it? 445 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,455 Bam! [ Gasps ] 446 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:37,023 My ticket, clearly marked"Opening Night." 447 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,328 I'm gonna say "bam" again. 448 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,199 Bam! Oh! 449 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,548 I can't believe it.[ Gasps ] 450 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,202 We might actually see Dad 451 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,204 admit that he was wrong! Ah! 452 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,161 [ Laughs ]Oh, my God, oh, my God! [ Gasps ] 453 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,381 Do you think he'll cry? No. [ Sighs ] Oof. 454 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,036 Claire, don't do that. Just take the victory. 455 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,559 I mean, why --why was he in such a rush 456 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,995 to get home, you know? 457 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:56,259 To -- To meet his buds at O'Brien's Pub? 458 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:57,565 I don't know. It's just... 459 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:58,914 Well, that is a little weird, though. 460 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,785 It says, "To Jay Pritchett, 461 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,265 the greatest bartender in the universe. 462 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,180 Dean Martin. May 1, 1983." Oh. 463 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,878 Since when was Dad a bartender? 464 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,664 Wait, and this isright after our trip. 465 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,231 I'm calling work wife.[ Cellphone beeps ] 466 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,275 [ Sniffs ]Margaret: Hello? 467 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,668 Hey, Margaret, really quick -- 468 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,800 was Dad ever a bartender? 469 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,193 Gosh, who knows? 470 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,891 I wouldn't trust this memory of mine anyway, 471 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,284 and -- [ Imitating static] 472 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,633 This is a bad connec-- [ Imitates static] 473 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,113 Margaret. You know -- [ Imitates static] 474 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,245 ...that's what a bad connection stopped sounding like 475 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,029 when phones stopped having antennas. 476 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,074 Fine. 477 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,814 Early days of the business, 478 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,860 we couldn't make payroll. 479 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,079 He had to come back from a trip 480 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,255 to pay everyone out of his own pocket. 481 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,866 Took the night job to make ends meet. 482 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,389 Why wouldn't he have told us? 483 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,217 Probably didn't want to worry anyone. 484 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,742 Anyway, back to the wall, he did some of his best work. 485 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,310 Came up with a best-selling closet. 486 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,183 "Introducing the Maddox." 487 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,098 [ Cellphone beeps ] 488 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:55,623 And around this corner is the entertainer's kitchen. 489 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,972 What are you doing here? 490 00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,193 Oh, I just came through the un-secure back door. 491 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,543 [ Chuckles ] Hello, again. 492 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,414 Hi. We're still interestedin your house. 493 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,938 We just might beleaning towards this one. 494 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,679 Oh, I'm very surprised. 495 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,942 People that like cooking so much -- 496 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,553 are you guys going to be happy 497 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,425 with this tiny, little pantry... 498 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,167 that leads to a gigantic pantry? 499 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,777 Are you ready to see the interactive nursery? 500 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,214 [ Gasps ]The baby just kicked! 501 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,693 Oh. Hey. 502 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,131 We -- Are -- Are you all aboutto be my new neighbor? 503 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,221 Hope you like to party.My name's Fred. 504 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:31,137 They call me Peeper because --well, that doesn't matter. 505 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,095 Oh, you -- look,it's chocolate chip cookies! 506 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,357 Kids, get in here! 507 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,272 Get yourself some supper! 508 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,579 These are my blessings. 509 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,972 Do I like ethnic women?Guilty. 510 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,236 Do you like farm-fresh eggs? 511 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:48,241 I sold my very first house and destroyed my swooper. 512 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,330 Of course, the only wayyou can destroy a real swooper 513 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:53,115 is to stab its reflectionduring the Harvest Moon. 514 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,335 [ Car horn honks ]Enjoy Poland, you two! 515 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,815 Hey, Frank. Afraid I wasabout to close up. 516 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,122 Betsy's birthday.Okay, we'll come back, Don. 517 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,124 Well, h-hang on. I'm -- I'm pretty nifty with the shears. 518 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,778 I used to -- I used to cut Luke's hair, 519 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,171 and I once trimmed a hedge in our yard 520 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:08,348 into the spitting image of Doug Henning. 521 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,131 Sold. 522 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,177 Just lock her up.Thank you very much. 523 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,917 Hop on up there, young man. 524 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,745 [ Sighs ] 525 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,965 If I'm not mistaken, you saw your first naked lady 526 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,532 in this barbershop.You know it. 527 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,055 [ Chuckles ] 528 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,188 Hell of a crossing guard, but when she went crazy, 529 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,624 she didn't go halfway. 530 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,409 Well, that was her training.[ Chuckles ] 531 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,847 So, Dad, um... 532 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,936 just gonna get this over with. 533 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,199 uh... Oh, boy. 534 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,157 Is this gonna be about me going back to the grocery store? 535 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,942 Well, it -- it just seemeda little weird. 536 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,422 I heard you were therefor hours. 537 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,945 The place was a mess. 538 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,383 I mean, where is the pride? 539 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:46,081 Old days, they used to deliver my oranges on Tuesdays. 540 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,083 I could not have built a pyramid faster 541 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,433 with 10,000 Hebrews. 542 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,305 So, you weren't justwandering? 543 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:55,438 It's just -- I miss it, is all. 544 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,223 This takes meto my next question. 545 00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:00,878 Um...did you and Mom ever -- 546 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,316 ever want a-a-another child? 547 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,100 Well, I suppose all parents wonder 548 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,320 how things would have changed if they had a different child. 549 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,191 I-I didn't -- didn't meana different one. 550 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,976 I-I mean an additional one. 551 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,413 Why do you ask? 552 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,241 Well, 'causeif you'd had another kid, 553 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,460 maybe -- maybe he'd have taken over the business 554 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,679 and -- and you wouldn'thave had to sell. 555 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,071 I always -- 556 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,596 I always felt kind of badthat I didn't. 557 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:26,556 The answer is no, Phil. Never. 558 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,341 Because... 559 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,430 well, you didtake over the family business, didn't you? 560 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:34,608 Keeping life light,making it fun for everybody. 561 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,611 I learned from the best. 562 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,048 [ Chuckles ] 563 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,224 Phil: When I was growing up, he was the cool dad. 564 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,225 He was hip. 565 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,271 He knew all the dances from "Grease." 566 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,707 He knew all the expressions. 567 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,709 BFF -- best friends forever. 568 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,450 TMI -- too much information. 569 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,712 BJ -- blue jeans. 570 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,454 It makes me feel lucky. 571 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,586 We didn't do much that day, but... 572 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,371 it might have been one of the -- the best days 573 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,329 I ever had with my dad. 574 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,028 I just didn't know it would be the last. 575 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,379 My dad wasokay. 576 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:11,035 And my takeaway from our day -- 577 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:15,257 Don't miss a chance to let the people you appreciate... 578 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,345 know that. 579 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,479 The hard part has been, um, 580 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,611 figuring out a way to pay tribute to my dad, 581 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,701 but something came to me in the garage today. 582 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:30,838 ♪♪ 583 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,275 I think he would have liked it. 584 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:38,628 ♪♪ 585 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:44,199 ♪♪ 586 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,463 He left some big footprints, my old man. 587 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,773 Look, they're getting along great.That's not our worry. 588 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,514 Your mother is. 589 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,690 Eight years, she ignored Stella,gave her a complex. 590 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:59,214 One time,I was clicking a pen. 591 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,738 Stella threw up 'cause shethought high heels were coming. 592 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:02,739 Gloria: Hola![ Door opens ] 593 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,654 [ Dog barks ] 594 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:05,960 What is this? 595 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,962 He's the grownup. 596 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,920 Honey, we knowhow you feel about -- 597 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:13,576 It's the cutest thing I've seen in my whole life! 598 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:17,014 [ Gasps ] I love you! Oh, my God! 599 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,103 I need a selfie with my best little boy! 600 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,583 I'll be back! 601 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:21,976 It's not your fault. 602 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,154 It is not your fault.