1 00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:05,440 Oh, I'm finally here. 2 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:06,658 Oh, this has been my dream 3 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:08,182 ever since I saw "An American in Paris." 4 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:09,618 For me, it was "Amélie." 5 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:11,315 I made my mom give methat haircut. 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,535 Happy Valentine's Day, mon cheri. 7 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,276 Ah, gay Paree. 8 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,886 See, I told you it would be Claire. 9 00:00:16,929 --> 00:00:17,843 I had my money on Jay. 10 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:18,844 Sorry, ladies, 11 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:19,932 I'm in too good a mood. 12 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,325 Jay: It's no big deal. 13 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:23,284 I'm gettinga lifetime achievement award 14 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:26,722 at this year's ExpoInternationale du Closet. 15 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,985 Why don't they translate the last word? 16 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,292 I'm sure they have a word for closet. 17 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:32,249 They're French. 18 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:34,251 Maybe they went on strikebefore they got to the end. 19 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:39,343 Monsieur Pritchett, welcome to the Crowne Plaza. 20 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:40,692 I am Bernard Busse, 21 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:43,347 president ofthe International Closet Guild. 22 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:45,349 Mwah! 23 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:46,176 Mwah! 24 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,743 Oh, God. He made the sound. 25 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:50,702 And this woman needs no introduction. 26 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:53,096 You are just as beautiful 27 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,142 as Jay described in his e-mail. 28 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:57,492 It's a pleasure to meet you, Stella. 29 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,494 Oh, no, no.This is my wife, Gloria. 30 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:02,236 I-I put you in the e-mail,but then it was too long. 31 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:04,716 Well, I hope to see you both 32 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,197 at the cocktail reception in an hour. 33 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,546 A bientôt. 34 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,244 Adiós. 35 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,333 'Cause that's what we need. A third language. 36 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,378 We have an hour.We should go sightseeing. 37 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:15,901 Maybe check out Notre Dame.No, thank you. 38 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:18,382 I saw it back in the day,before it was a shell of itself. 39 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,123 Seeing it again would only depress me. 40 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,777 Yeah, I know what you mean. 41 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,300 That's why I can't shop at Sears. 42 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,476 Manny, why don't you go and check us in 43 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,348 since you disgraced this family 44 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:29,785 by learning French instead of Spanish. 45 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,830 And get that room that they promised me. 46 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:34,224 Apparently some earl once slept there. 47 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:35,486 We're so proud of you, Dad. 48 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:38,141 Thanks. I only wish my old man could be here to see this. 49 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,316 You know, it's funny. 50 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,275 He stormed the beaches of Normandy, 51 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:43,015 and I'm getting a closet award. 52 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:44,278 We keep topping each other. 53 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:46,758 Who knows what Joe will do? 54 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:48,369 Hey, w-what are you doing now? 55 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,414 Well, you know, it's Valentine's Day, 56 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,546 so I think I'm gonna enjoy 57 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:54,201 the most romantic city in the world with my husband. 58 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:55,376 Mm. 59 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:56,942 Oh. Sorry. 60 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,597 Phil can't come to Paris because he has to work. 61 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:03,079 It stinks, but I am still gonna have so much fun 62 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,211 visiting all my favorite places 63 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:06,387 from the semester I spent there in college. 64 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,214 Real-estate emergency. 65 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,346 Um, broker/client confidentiality 66 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:11,087 fobids me from discussing it. 67 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,349 The stuff I've seen... 68 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,090 You do not want to know. 69 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,178 Correct. 70 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:18,094 Look, if you want, and you don't feel too awkward 71 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,835 about being a third wheel, maybe -- 72 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,750 Ugh!Pity invite from Mitchell? 73 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:24,274 How the tables have turned. 74 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,319 No, merci. 75 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,234 I'm gonna go find my favorite café, 76 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:29,540 have a glass of wine,and try not to be sadthat I'm all alone. 77 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:30,585 Okay, great. Have fun. 78 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,195 Bye. 79 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:35,198 Ooh-la-la. 80 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:40,247 --Captions by VITAC-- 81 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:43,250 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 82 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:46,296 and brought to you by Ford. Going further, so you can. 83 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,996 You know, I heard the bread here 84 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,259 is healthier than the kindwe have back home. 85 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,434 Well, how is that possible? Bread is bread. 86 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,305 You would think,but it's actually the way 87 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,263 that the grain is, um -- 88 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:59,222 No, no, it's -- It's the waythat the -- the ovens -- 89 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,442 Okay, look, I'm gonna havea lot of bread while we're here. 90 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,008 I need it to be okay. 91 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,575 I am so sorry. 92 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:05,794 I think I'm jet-lagged. 93 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,274 You know what? I might take a nap 94 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:09,711 while you go out and explore. 95 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:10,799 Ooh! Oh. 96 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:13,280 What was that?W-Why did your bag honk? 97 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,238 I think that was a phone. Youknow, that's how they ring here. 98 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,459 Will somebody answer that?Hmm? Hmm? 99 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:19,460 Don't be mad. 100 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:21,113 Fizbo? 101 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:23,290 My sweaterswere too bulky to pack, 102 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,465 but Fizbo made the cut? 103 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,510 Oh, come on. You knowit's always been my dream to -- 104 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:29,383 to bring the magic of Fizbo to the streets of Paris. 105 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:30,514 You're not jet-lagged. 106 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:33,169 You were gonna sneak outand go clown around. 107 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,171 You know that's not how we say it. It's "clown about." 108 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,477 I-I can't believe you lied to me. 109 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,869 Well, I can't believe I had to. 110 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,524 You know, most clowns have spouses that are supportive. 111 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,135 I'm not convincedmost clowns have spouses. 112 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,531 Phil: Claire was about to meet 113 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:50,447 Clive Bixby's French cousin, Claude. 114 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,057 The plan was simple enough. 115 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:53,929 All I did was create a fake work emergency 116 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:56,453 and wait for Claire at her favorite café. 117 00:03:56,497 --> 00:04:00,152 Welcome to France. What is the purpose of your visit? 118 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,371 L'amour. 119 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:02,720 Just answer the question, sir! 120 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,200 Oh, I'm s-so sorry. 121 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,506 Um, business... 122 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,377 of l'amour. 123 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,475 It helps to add a little sugar... 124 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,737 Claude. 125 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,304 Oh. Thank you, but th-- 126 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,175 this is, uh, not my real name. 127 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,569 It's my romantic alter ego. 128 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,179 I'm surprising my wife. 129 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:28,572 Not bad. 130 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:29,530 For an American. 131 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,009 Oh, really? You can do better? 132 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:36,363 Many years ago, I met a womanin this very café. 133 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:39,714 We had a briefbut passionate affair, 134 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,933 spending our days exploring Paris 135 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:43,587 and our nights... 136 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,372 exploring each other. 137 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:46,808 Mm. 138 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,462 Well, I-I once took a woman 139 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:51,465 to both Disneyland and Knott's Berry Farm. 140 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:53,249 In the same day. 141 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,818 On the day we parted... 142 00:04:56,861 --> 00:05:01,475 we promised to meet hereon this Valentine's Day 143 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,346 to rekindle our love. 144 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,826 Who knows? 145 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:07,481 The chances of her even remembering -- 146 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:08,612 Oh, mon dieu. 147 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,963 Claire! Claire! 148 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,619 Mmm. 149 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:16,751 Bonjour. 150 00:05:16,794 --> 00:05:17,839 Hello. 151 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:19,797 Oh! Oh. 152 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:20,972 I'm -- I'm so sorry. 153 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,974 "Sorry"? H-How did you knowI speak English? 154 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,541 Have a nice visit. 155 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:28,937 Excusez-moi. 156 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,766 Um... ou se trouve,um... 157 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:33,376 What are you looking for? 158 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,725 Mona Lisa? McDonald's? 159 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:35,944 Both are that way. 160 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:39,426 Heads up, the portions hereare normal-size. 161 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,819 H-How did you know I'm American?Is my accent that bad? 162 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:45,954 We're dressed the same. 163 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,869 There's no reason to attack me. 164 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:57,008 Hey. Where's Jay? 165 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,662 I think he's nervous. 166 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:01,186 He has changed his outfitthree times. 167 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:04,625 If this is what it's like to bemarried to me, it's no picnic. 168 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:05,452 We have a problem. 169 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:07,671 I have to show you something. Come here. 170 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,326 Burl Saunders! 171 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,328 Close. Earl Chambers. 172 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,069 Jay isn't getting the award. 173 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:16,506 He's accepting it on behalf of his ex-partner, Earl. 174 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,420 What? 175 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,465 How? 176 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:19,814 When the Expo called, 177 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,556 Manny talked to them because he speaks French. 178 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,688 At least, he thoughthe did. 179 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:27,125 In my defense, the French wordfor "hotel room" 180 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:28,562 sounds a lot like "chamber." 181 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:29,911 Oh, oui, oui. 182 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,696 They said you're putting you upin the royal suite. 183 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,219 It used to besome earl's chamber. 184 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:37,353 That's closet people for you -- class all the way! 185 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,486 Ah. He's here. What do we do? 186 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,444 Nothing. Tell him the truth. 187 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,664 Jay's a grown man. He can handle it. 188 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,317 Okay, but if he goes for my throat, 189 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:47,102 be ready to dial neuf, un, un. 190 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:50,061 That language. It's likea bunch of horses talking. 191 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:54,805 Look at this place. Everybody's here. 192 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:57,634 Heinrich Mulerof Berlin Closet-stadt, 193 00:06:57,678 --> 00:07:01,377 Susan Sadaki from Tokyo Closetsand Canned Whale Meat. 194 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,639 It's a regular who's who. 195 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,902 Yeah, even when you say all their names. 196 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,121 You know, I gotta tell you, 197 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:08,166 this award couldn't have comeat a better time. 198 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,908 With my closet company gone,sometimes it feels like 199 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:13,520 I don't have anything to showfor a lifetime of work, 200 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:14,477 like it didn't matter. 201 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,174 But now I know it did. 202 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:18,089 Yes. 203 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,177 Wait here. 204 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,266 I'll be right back. 205 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:25,706 New plan -- I'm getting him outof here, keeping him busy. 206 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,534 You go and talkto the closet people. 207 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,753 Make them give him an award. 208 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:32,539 Any kind of award.He won't know the difference. 209 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,366 How? Bribe them. 210 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:36,368 Blackmail them. Seduce them. 211 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,109 Have I taught you nothing? 212 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,983 Phil? Claire. Claire? 213 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,201 Guy? 214 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:45,421 Oh, my God. What are you doing here? 215 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,553 Claire, you know this Guy? 216 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:49,207 Well, um...I used to. 217 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,775 What are you both doing here? 218 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:53,995 I came to surprise youon Valentine's Day. 219 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,779 You know the guy on the planewith all the face bandages? 220 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:56,737 That was me. 221 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:57,999 Oh. 222 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,653 Claire, do you not remember 223 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,655 asking me to meet you here in this café 224 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,309 exactly 30 years after we parted? 225 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,702 Vaguely. 226 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:08,531 I-I-I was crazy to think this could work out. 227 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:12,230 Of course a woman as magnificentas you is married. 228 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:16,800 I don't want to interfere with your day of romance. 229 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,889 I will wander our old haunts alone 230 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:21,370 and return to my hotel 231 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,590 in the ghostly embrace of our memories. 232 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,636 Adieu, Claire.Okay, cool. Bye. 233 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,377 Yeah.Let's go. 234 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:32,729 Alright, big day. Lots of plans. Mm. 235 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:35,602 First things first, getting into character. 236 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:36,603 Oh. 237 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,561 Claude Bixby, 238 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,346 mustard magnate with a flair for -- 239 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,609 Uh, Phil -- Claude -- 240 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,959 I-I love that you'redoing all of this, 241 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,700 but doesn'tsome tiny part of you 242 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:49,659 feel guilty for ditching Guy? 243 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:54,359 I mean, he did wait for mefor 30 years. 244 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,144 We could invite himfor a glass of wine. 245 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,276 Fine. 246 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,365 But I'm warning you, if he gets out of line, 247 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,019 Claude knows karate. Mm. 248 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,631 And Krav Maga. He's Jewish on his mother's side. 249 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:05,632 Ooh. 250 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,764 Let's go this way, to the museum. 251 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:08,983 Are you sure? 252 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,420 I think they're expecting me back inside. 253 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:12,813 Make them wait. 254 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:15,990 Why do you think the bridesarrive after everyone else? 255 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,165 You're the bride. 256 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,470 Yeah, I'm the bride. 257 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,776 Alright, let's --No, no, no. 258 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,038 You know what? It's this side. 259 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,474 So, tomorrow -- No, no! 260 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:24,607 You know what? I'm sorry. It's this way. 261 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,783 Are you kidding me?! 262 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:27,654 What?! 263 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:30,004 How beautiful! 264 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:35,792 Bonjour. 265 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,272 B-Bonjour. 266 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,492 Bonjour. 267 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,320 Hunh-hunh. 268 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,974 Oh. 269 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,236 Pardon. Excusez-moi. 270 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,716 Hunh-hunh! 271 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,853 Bonjour. Ooh. 272 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,028 Une table pour un, monsieur? 273 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:55,029 Uh, ehh. 274 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,036 Oh, Claire, remember that time 275 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,429 when we snuck into the cellar of that wine bar? 276 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:07,258 Oh, God, we were so crazyand so young! 277 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,695 Not anymore. What's that, Grandma? 278 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:09,826 She's a grandma now. 279 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:10,914 Oh! 280 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,786 Well, there's nothing more beautiful 281 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:15,005 than a life creating life, which in turn -- 282 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,441 Creates more life. 283 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,662 Well, uh...Claire and Ishould get going. 284 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,142 I was hoping to get upto Sacre Coeur 285 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,709 to get a view of the whole city. 286 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:23,666 No need. 287 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,451 I have a rooftop garden suite at The Peninsula. 288 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,888 It's the best view in town. 289 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,716 How perfect is this? 290 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,370 Frustratingly! 291 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,503 Alright. Here we go. 292 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,940 Let's see here. 293 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:37,724 Oh. 294 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,247 Bonjour. 295 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,902 In a few minutes, I'm going to be performing in the square. 296 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,339 Je m'appelleFizbo. 297 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,735 Lui, c'est Fizbeau. 298 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,824 What?He is Fizbeau! 299 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,695 Fizbeau, okay? 300 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:56,133 Fizbeau: 301 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:04,707 Guy, this suite is so beautiful. 302 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,709 I think the last time we were in Paris, 303 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,929 we had a franc between the two of us. 304 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,061 Oh, God! Who's Frank? 305 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,498 I've been lucky in business, 306 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,065 less so in love. 307 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,938 I guess it's turned meinto a workaholic. 308 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:21,724 I must be in the office10, 12 hours a week. 309 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,552 Shall we have some champagne? 310 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:24,771 Uh, no, thank you. 311 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,337 I'm not really in the mood for champagne. 312 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,731 Lucky for us, becausethere are only two glasses. 313 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:29,950 Ah. 314 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:32,648 Allow me to make a toast. 315 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:34,911 To Phil.Aw. 316 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,739 For allowing meto spend a bit more time 317 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,002 with the most generous lover I've ever -- 318 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,004 Okay! I see what you're doing here. 319 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:44,094 The champagne, the hotel suite,that carousel ride. 320 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:47,228 You two stopped laughing every time I circled around. 321 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:50,100 I'm sorry, buddy, but it's not gonna happen. 322 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,320 Phil's right. I'm a married woman. 323 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,975 There will be no romance on this trip. 324 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,803 I'm sorry.I've been a fool. 325 00:11:56,846 --> 00:12:00,371 I guess I let myself indulgein a fantasy more than I should. 326 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:04,767 Please,let us all pretend this... 327 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:05,986 never happened. 328 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,335 Wait. 329 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,337 Was that Poulanc's misdirect? 330 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,817 Indeed. 331 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:11,818 Oh. 332 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,602 A fellow prestidigitator? 333 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,690 Yes! 334 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,823 Put her there. 335 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,173 Your watch, sir? 336 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,783 Looking for this? What?! 337 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,784 Oh, no way! 338 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,394 We should bounce. 339 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,005 Tell me you're going to visitLe Musée des Magiciens 340 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,180 while you're here. 341 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,442 Ohh.The Museum of Magicians? 342 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,878 I'm dying to go, but they're closed 343 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,010 Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays -- 344 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,446 and Mondays and Wednesdays. 345 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,839 Not if you know the owner. 346 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,623 I can get us a private tour. 347 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:35,450 Sweet! 348 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:36,668 Claire, what do you say? 349 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:37,974 We can pretend to saw you in half. 350 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,672 Or just do it. 351 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:42,979 Hello. Hi. Hi. Excuse me. 352 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,372 Why are you dressed like that? 353 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,026 Imposteur! 354 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,070 Tu es un imposteur! 355 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,855 You're -- You're the imposteur... 356 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,074 if that word means what I think it means. 357 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:51,858 Cameron: He'd stolen Fizbo. 358 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,468 The whimsically mismatched plaids, 359 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,861 my trademark bold splash of pink, 360 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,297 my blue lip! 361 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,952 He'd clearly seen one of my online clown tutorials! 362 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,997 Hey, guys. Fizbo again. 363 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,086 Just remember when you'reapplying your rouge to go easy. 364 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,045 You're an Auguste clown, not a tramp. 365 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:06,873 You know what? Give me the jacket. 366 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,831 Oh! I -- 367 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:09,919 I should've seen that coming. 368 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,965 Donne moi ce mouchoir! 369 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,099 Touché, monsieur! 370 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,710 You know what? Give me my wig. 371 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:19,886 And that's when it hit me. 372 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,409 Ooh! 373 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,976 "The Clowns of Europe." 374 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,978 I got this when I was a teenager. 375 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,197 It was my "Sergeant Pepper's." 376 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,852 Clown after clown pushing the envelope, 377 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,636 including Fizbeau. 378 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,987 B-E-A-U! 379 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,119 Here, I thought I'd come upwith the idea, but he was right. 380 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,034 Iwas the imposteur. 381 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,296 If that's the word. 382 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,081 For my high school language requirement, 383 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,343 I took auction-calling. 384 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,132 Isn't Napoleon's tombspectacular? 385 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:52,309 Just so you know, when I go, I-I don't need all this. 386 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,009 Look.That's Manny over there. 387 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,271 No, no. 388 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,838 I'll go get him. 389 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,538 How did it go? 390 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,496 Are they giving Jay an award? 391 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,021 No. They said it would set a very dangerous precedent. 392 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,370 And in perfect English. 393 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,937 Turns out this whole misunderstanding 394 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,025 was completely avoidable. 395 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,722 We need to figure outsomething. 396 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,506 Jay can never find out 397 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,205 that Earl got an awardinstead of him. 398 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,772 Wow. 399 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,122 Look at this place. 400 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,472 The craftsmanship, the architecture. 401 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,778 They say the domed ceiling acts as a whisper chamber. 402 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,955 What does"whisper chamber" mean? 403 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,305 It means I heard everything you just said. 404 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,089 I have to turn my TV up to 40, 405 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,830 but that was loud and clear! 406 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,836 Ah. 407 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,620 Hunh-hunh. 408 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:43,752 Mm-hmm. Mm. 409 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,537 Ah. Merci. 410 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:47,756 Oh. 411 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,105 Mitchell: It was easy to fit in. 412 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:52,065 All I had to do was look good and have a lot of attitude. 413 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,067 Paris was just like one big gay bar. 414 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,199 Et voilà. Ah. 415 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,725 Votre pigeon, monsieur. 416 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:01,944 "Pigeon"? 417 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,337 Notre spécialité. 418 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,642 Ah. Bon appétit. 419 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,905 Yah. 420 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,517 Yaaaaah. 421 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,526 No. I can't -- I can't do it. 422 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,962 I can't do it. I'm not French. 423 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,833 And I-I'm not eating that. 424 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,010 This scarf is driving me crazy! 425 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,316 E-Excusez-moi -- 426 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,404 Cheeseburger, that way. 427 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,102 Cool. Thanks, man! 428 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,235 Wow. 429 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,977 It's amazing how much magicthey got out of those old wands. 430 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,458 Today, magicians have it so easy, you know? 431 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,850 Oh, yeah. 432 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,897 Well, this basically feelslike a natural breaking point, 433 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,985 for me, at least. 434 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,205 Uh, Phil and I should probably you know? 435 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,902 If you must, but our tickets 436 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,035 also get us to Le Musée des Automates. 437 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,472 They're like robots, but very primitive. 438 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,126 They basically do nothing. 439 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:56,129 Um, like the one I built out of old mufflers? 440 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,173 Can we, Claire? 441 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,827 Oh, yes, can we, Claire? 442 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,395 Excuse me. 443 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,483 Hey, Gloria. What's up? 444 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,050 I have a problem. 445 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,094 Yeah, so do I. 446 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,400 Apparently, I'm into nerds. 447 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,879 It's Jay. 448 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,446 He's not getting that award. 449 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,621 What?! 450 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,232 It was some kind of mistake, 451 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,582 he found out, and now we can't find him. 452 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,801 Oh, my God.Okay, I-I'll be right there. 453 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,368 Are you sure it's okay? 454 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,675 Uh, yeah,it's more than okay. 455 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,636 Hey. 456 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,029 Hey. 457 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,204 H-How did you find me? 458 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,250 Well, you're pretty easy to spot. 459 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,469 Look, I-I'm sorry I overreacted, okay? 460 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,907 If you want to be Fizbo, be Fizbo. 461 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,735 I can never be Fizbo again. 462 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,172 Fizbo is dead. 463 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,608 Oh, you're a moving target. 464 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,176 Look, I ran intothe real Fizbo today, 465 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,829 and he squirted mein the face with water 466 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,266 and hit me in the head with a book. 467 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,310 What?! 468 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,138 See, here,I thought I had created 469 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,096 this special, unique thing, 470 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,012 but I'm the one that's beena fraud all this time! 471 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,666 I'm throwing the suit in the river! 472 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,103 Wait. 473 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,322 That's littering. There's a trash can right over here. 474 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,454 Wait! 475 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,238 Look, I-I gotta say, um -- 476 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,762 I don't -- I don't think you stole anything. 477 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,112 What do you mean? 478 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,157 Well, you said he hit you in the head with a book. 479 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,420 I mean, I thought Fizbo was all about joy. 480 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,901 He is. He's the embodimentof childlike innocence. 481 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,076 Exactly. 482 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,513 Fizbo would never resort to violence. 483 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,907 This guy doesn't sound like Fizbo to me. 484 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,300 Well, he sure lookedlike him. 485 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,911 Fizbo's more than just a-a pair of big shoes 486 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,305 and an...un-sexy jacket. 487 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,741 He -- He's an idea. 488 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,264 If I've learned anything today, 489 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,440 it's that clothes do not make the man... 490 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,876 or the clown. 491 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,749 And you are the real Fizbo. 492 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,794 You mean it? 493 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,100 I know. 494 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,101 Now, come on. 495 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,234 Let's enjoy Paris. It's Valentine's Day. 496 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,323 Mwah. 497 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,106 Come on. 498 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,108 Where did you get this crazy get-up? 499 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,805 People are gonna stare. 500 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:53,289 So...what was your favorite partof the robot museum? 501 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,682 Oh, man. 502 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,336 I can't decide. You go first. 503 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,467 No, you'll just copy me. 504 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,252 I do that. 505 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,559 Well, let's, uh, let's just say it at the same time. 506 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:03,560 On three. 507 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,258 One, two, three. 508 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,260 Both: The mechanical monkey band. 509 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,348 Le jinx! Jinx! 510 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,263 Double jinx. 511 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,787 Ohhhh. 512 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,005 Pour vous deux. 513 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,834 O-Oh, my God. It's a painting! 514 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,227 Of us! 515 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,315 Merci. 516 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,622 Merci beaucoup. Merci. 517 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:24,190 Is my...hand on yours? 518 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,323 Yeah, but I-I don't... think we did that. 519 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:32,937 Well, um, I better -- better go find Claire. 520 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,287 Of course. Yes. 521 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,202 Okay. W-Weird. I guess this is goodbye. 522 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,812 You -- You should have this. 523 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,422 Keep it. 524 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:42,033 You'll give it to mein 30 years. 525 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,252 In our café. 526 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,298 I'll be there. 527 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,085 Au revoir...Guy. 528 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,398 Hey. 529 00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,964 I talked to Gloria. 530 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,749 Thought I might find you here. 531 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:05,970 It's a shame, Notre Dame. 532 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,450 The fire. 533 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,625 Yeah. 534 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,280 It used to be so impressiveback in its day. 535 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:14,065 It's still pretty impressive. 536 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:17,199 Just a shell of its former self. 537 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,245 Best days are behind it. 538 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,857 It'll never be the same. 539 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:28,602 It's taken some hits, but it's still standing, 540 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,691 and that's -- that's grit. 541 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,476 That's what inspires people. 542 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,217 That's what inspires me. 543 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,046 It's so embarrassing. 544 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,613 The whole reason the family's here 545 00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,484 is to see meget that damn award. 546 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,398 Oh, Dad! 547 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,313 You and I are the only ones in this family 548 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,228 who care about closets. 549 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,448 We're here because we love you. 550 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,058 Come on. 551 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,147 Let's go get ready for that dinner. 552 00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:01,504 Jay: 45 years is a long time to spend in one industry, 553 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,506 and I've accomplished a lot. 554 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,465 The whisper hinge brought serenity 555 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,814 to the American bedroom. 556 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:10,948 My glow knobs revolutionized getting dressed in the dark. 557 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,602 And I led the charge 558 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,866 to standardize the angle of shoe racks. 559 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:19,740 But the thing that I'm -- that I'm proudest of... 560 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,958 is my family. 561 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,832 Thank you for being here. 562 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,442 I love you all. 563 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,620 You'remy lifetime achievement award. 564 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,927 Oh! Thanks, Dad.That's so sweet. 565 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,102 We love you, too. 566 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,146 We love you, Jay. 567 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,409 Claire Pritchett? 568 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,846 Jean-Luc?! 569 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,938 I had a lot of fun herein college. 570 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,200 What are you doing here? 571 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,897 Um...how are you?