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<v ->All right this is gonna be embarrassing,</v>
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but I'm gonna show you how to apply make-up.
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So Christine and I- my wife and I- went to Sephora,
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which is a store where you get make-up,
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I don't know what the heck I'm doing but,
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apparently you have to get make-up that matches your skin.
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And so there's two things you do
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and this is a complete course so I've got to show you
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everything, so I'm gonna put this,
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I'll show you my view,
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that's what I see right there.
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Okay, so I'm gonna put this down right here
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and then I'm gonna try to focus on my face a bit here.
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So the first thing you do is,
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there's two things you put on, okay?
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I'm gonna just angle this up a touch.
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Okay so you put two things on.
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You're going to put on this first, okay?
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It's kinda like a little brush
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and you put it on places on your face where you
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have acne or you cut yourself shaving,
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I cut myself really bad there shaving
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so I had to cover it up.
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And so what you do is you put it on,
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so let's say there's a,
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let me look in the mirror.
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Let's say right there, there's a mark.
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You touch it lightly,
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and then you go like that.
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And then you can't see it anymore.
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So I covered up a lot of stuff here
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you can't see it.
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And then after you've done that, then what you do
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is you're gonna put this powder stuff on.
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And the way you do it, or the way I do it,
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if you have put make-up on before please correct me.
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I actually put it down here,
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I'll show ya.
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Let me just put this down here, put this over here
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(laughs)
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A lot of people make a living from make-up tutorials
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I'm clearly not one of them.
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Okay so what you do, is you get this stuff here
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(bangs brush on counter-top)
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and you put a bunch down,
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then you get a credit card
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and you roll up a dollar bill, and...
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Just kidding, I don't do that stuff, I never will.
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And then what you do is you go like this,
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you don't want too much of it to be on,
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stay way from your shirt dude, trust me,
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put a towel on your shirt and lean over.
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And so I try to get rid of the shine
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so that the lights don't show that.
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(brush bangs on counter-top)
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So you go like this,
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and then you just kinda brush it on your face
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not too much,
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and you might think "Oh my God it's going to be noticeable."
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It won't be, it won't be.
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So you put it on everywhere like that,
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and then that's it.
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And I'll clean this up a little bit later,
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but that's it.
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And that kind of illuminates the shine.
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And if you look closely at your face,
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if you notice you put a little bit too much on
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you can always get a Kleenex and kinda dab it off.
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But you see my head there, how it's shiny up there?
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I can't point, right here.
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So I gotta clean that up a bit too.
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So you get a little powder here,
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and you lean over so it doesn't go on your shirt,
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and then you go like this.
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And it's not perfect but it works out okay.
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Okay?
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Time to make a fool of myself.
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Let's go back into my parent's guest room here,
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and let's film the rest of this.
