-: All right this is gonna be embarrassing, 2 2
but I'm gonna show you how to apply make-up. 3 3
So Christine and I- my wife and I- went to Sephora, 4 4
which is a store where you get make-up, 5 5
I don't know what the heck I'm doing but, 6 6
apparently you have to get make-up that matches your skin. 7 7
And so there's two things you do 8 8
and this is a complete course so I've got to show you 9 9
everything, so I'm gonna put this, 10 10
I'll show you my view, 11 11
that's what I see right there. 12 12
Okay, so I'm gonna put this down right here 13 13
and then I'm gonna try to focus on my face a bit here. 14 14
So the first thing you do is, 15 15
there's two things you put on, okay? 16 16
I'm gonna just angle this up a touch. 17 17
Okay so you put two things on. 18 18
You're going to put on this first, okay? 19 19
It's kinda like a little brush 20 20
and you put it on places on your face where you 21 21
have acne or you cut yourself shaving, 22 22
I cut myself really bad there shaving 23 23
so I had to cover it up. 24 24
And so what you do is you put it on, 25 25
so let's say there's a, 26 26
let me look in the mirror. 27 27
Let's say right there, there's a mark. 28 28
You touch it lightly, 29 29
and then you go like that. 30 30
And then you can't see it anymore. 31 31
So I covered up a lot of stuff here 32 32
you can't see it. 33 33
And then after you've done that, then what you do 34 34
is you're gonna put this powder stuff on. 35 35
And the way you do it, or the way I do it, 36 36
if you have put make-up on before please correct me. 37 37
I actually put it down here, 38 38
I'll show ya. 39 39
Let me just put this down here, put this over here 40 40
(laughs) 41 41
A lot of people make a living from make-up tutorials 42 42
I'm clearly not one of them. 43 43
Okay so what you do, is you get this stuff here 44 44
(bangs brush on counter-top) 45 45
and you put a bunch down, 46 46
then you get a credit card 47 47
and you roll up a dollar bill, and... 48 48
Just kidding, I don't do that stuff, I never will. 49 49
And then what you do is you go like this, 50 50
you don't want too much of it to be on, 51 51
stay way from your shirt dude, trust me, 52 52
put a towel on your shirt and lean over. 53 53
And so I try to get rid of the shine 54 54
so that the lights don't show that. 55 55
(brush bangs on counter-top) 56 56
So you go like this, 57 57
and then you just kinda brush it on your face 58 58
not too much, 59 59
and you might think "Oh my God it's going to be noticeable." 60 60
It won't be, it won't be. 61 61
So you put it on everywhere like that, 62 62
and then that's it. 63 63
And I'll clean this up a little bit later, 64 64
but that's it. 65 65
And that kind of illuminates the shine. 66 66
And if you look closely at your face, 67 67
if you notice you put a little bit too much on 68 68
you can always get a Kleenex and kinda dab it off. 69 69
But you see my head there, how it's shiny up there? 70 70
I can't point, right here. 71 71
So I gotta clean that up a bit too. 72 72
So you get a little powder here, 73 73
and you lean over so it doesn't go on your shirt, 74 74
and then you go like this. 75 75
And it's not perfect but it works out okay. 76 76
Okay? 77 77
Time to make a fool of myself. 78 78
Let's go back into my parent's guest room here, 79 79
and let's film the rest of this.