1 00:01:56,997 --> 00:02:00,102 Of all the disgusting... 2 00:02:10,518 --> 00:02:13,754 Look out, you crazy! 3 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:02,825 Rough night of crime fighting, sir? 4 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,267 Very. 5 00:03:04,469 --> 00:03:07,029 Well, you'll be happy to know I've drawn you a bath. 6 00:03:07,507 --> 00:03:09,903 Whenever you're ready. 7 00:03:12,047 --> 00:03:17,549 - What's the deal, Alfred? - I said I drew you a bath, sir. 8 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:19,460 April Fool's! 9 00:03:19,827 --> 00:03:23,182 Very funny, Alfred. I guess I'll just take a shower. 10 00:03:23,999 --> 00:03:27,202 Not a funny bone in his entire body. 11 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:33,490 - Alfred, hit the radio, would you? - Right away, sir. 12 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,091 Traffic is at a standstill on the Gotham expressway... 13 00:03:36,351 --> 00:03:40,034 where a trailer full of eggs has overturned. This just in: 14 00:03:40,358 --> 00:03:44,803 Gotham police are investigating a series of near-fatal accidents along the river. 15 00:03:45,165 --> 00:03:47,442 Initial reports indicate that hundreds of Gothamites... 16 00:03:47,703 --> 00:03:51,125 have inexplicably begun acting like total laughing fools. 17 00:03:51,742 --> 00:03:54,019 More details as they become available. 18 00:03:54,279 --> 00:03:57,352 Sounds like a rather dirty April Fools' prank. 19 00:03:57,919 --> 00:04:00,773 Sounds like the Joker. 20 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,542 At this hour, Gotham City is in the grip of insanity. 21 00:04:38,816 --> 00:04:41,028 Everywhere, people are turning into lunatics. 22 00:04:41,286 --> 00:04:43,682 Latest reports say that the wave of foolish hysteria... 23 00:04:43,957 --> 00:04:46,332 is moving down 7th Avenue toward... 24 00:04:46,595 --> 00:04:49,668 Towards the financial district. 25 00:04:54,508 --> 00:04:56,207 That's my cue. 26 00:05:17,976 --> 00:05:19,098 Perfect. 27 00:05:26,223 --> 00:05:29,578 Now, everybody, remember where we parked. 28 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:37,973 When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping. 29 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,669 Who says crime doesn't pay? 30 00:06:53,392 --> 00:06:57,008 Now, this is what I call a sidewalk sale. 31 00:07:07,414 --> 00:07:10,203 Airborne gas emanating from riverfront district. 32 00:07:10,485 --> 00:07:16,303 Analysis: Lengthy exposure to the gas will result in permanent insanity. 33 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:23,731 Alfred, I left the hex key upstairs in the den. Would you bring it down? 34 00:07:24,407 --> 00:07:26,804 Oh, go fetch it yourself. 35 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,143 Very funny, Alfred, but I've no time to play. 36 00:07:33,422 --> 00:07:34,740 Alfred? 37 00:07:34,957 --> 00:07:36,396 Alfred! 38 00:07:49,112 --> 00:07:52,915 Just a little spring cleaning, sir. 39 00:07:58,594 --> 00:08:00,294 The gas! 40 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:24,956 I believe I've contracted a giant case of the giggles. 41 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:33,250 Lengthy exposure to the gas will result in permanent insanity. 42 00:08:49,473 --> 00:08:52,131 Okay, let's shoot it. This place is giving me the creeps. 43 00:08:52,410 --> 00:08:53,979 I'm here in downtown Gotham... 44 00:08:54,214 --> 00:08:56,971 where corporate CEOs have gone stark, raving mad. 45 00:08:57,253 --> 00:09:00,674 It would appear that the collapse of the stock market is now imminent. 46 00:09:00,991 --> 00:09:02,016 The question is: 47 00:09:02,226 --> 00:09:06,192 Will April Fools' Day mark the end of Gotham City as we know it? 48 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:11,538 The only things gaining now are the laughingstocks. 49 00:10:00,317 --> 00:10:03,585 Look who's come to trash the place. 50 00:10:03,955 --> 00:10:05,906 A fitting setting for you, Joker. 51 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,898 I just love to get down and dirty. 52 00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:12,095 Okay, boys... 53 00:10:12,369 --> 00:10:14,766 it's playtime! 54 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,104 It's about time. 55 00:10:17,343 --> 00:10:18,945 What are we waiting for? 56 00:10:36,874 --> 00:10:40,938 Batman, you're a real party peeper. 57 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:46,042 Why don't you take your mask off and have a few laughs? 58 00:10:46,723 --> 00:10:48,259 Cut the clowning, Joker. 59 00:10:57,807 --> 00:10:58,807 Get him! 60 00:11:09,558 --> 00:11:13,622 You shouldn't have made Captain Clown mad. 61 00:11:18,873 --> 00:11:20,856 Time to take out the garbage. 62 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:33,706 I just love these new Ziploc seals. 63 00:11:34,097 --> 00:11:38,476 We wouldn't want our little caged rodent to suffocate... 64 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:42,704 so we'll just punch some air holes. 65 00:11:48,653 --> 00:11:52,400 Okay, captain, give it the old heave-ho. 66 00:12:09,018 --> 00:12:13,562 Looks like our air holes are water holes too. 67 00:12:13,926 --> 00:12:16,802 What a shame. 68 00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:42,696 I never knew Batman could sink so low. 69 00:12:43,037 --> 00:12:48,539 Well, captain, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship. 70 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,803 You want to play dirty, Joker? 71 00:14:20,622 --> 00:14:25,166 Get ready, boys. Here it comes. 72 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:31,992 This will give those April fools a lot more smiles per gallon. 73 00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:51,396 What are you fools...? 74 00:14:51,638 --> 00:14:52,638 Batman! 75 00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:58,218 Hey, Batman! 76 00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:04,233 Looks like Captain Clown is really getting attached to you. 77 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:51,187 You killed Captain Clown. 78 00:16:51,491 --> 00:16:54,432 You killed Captain Clown! 79 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:57,420 Just for that, Batman... 80 00:17:08,852 --> 00:17:14,800 Hey, Batman, you stink so bad I can smell you from here! 81 00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:37,346 Justice is served hot, Batman! 82 00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:42,095 You're going to melt just like a grilled cheese sandwich. 83 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:10,059 Justice will be served, Joker. 84 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,611 Service with a smile? 85 00:20:15,142 --> 00:20:17,157 Clean up your act, Joker. 86 00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:20,719 Oh, that's a joke, right? 87 00:20:21,017 --> 00:20:24,285 Batman finally told a joke. 88 00:20:44,588 --> 00:20:48,968 Batman! You wouldn't let me fry, would you? 89 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,313 Batman! 90 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:13,061 I've taken eight showers and I still feel soiled. 91 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,309 I've never seen so much garbage. 92 00:21:16,605 --> 00:21:19,100 What's wrong, Alfred? Aren't you feeling better? 93 00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:21,045 What's wrong, sir? 94 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:25,941 I destroy a priceless Ming vase, and you ask me what's wrong? 95 00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:29,392 Don't worry about it. 96 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:33,754 I'll just take it out of your salary for the next couple of years. 97 00:21:36,736 --> 00:21:39,362 Very well, sir. 98 00:21:40,975 --> 00:21:42,478 Alfred... 99 00:21:42,745 --> 00:21:44,924 April Fool's.