1 00:01:30,114 --> 00:01:34,316 Whoever jumps first is chicken. 2 00:01:55,363 --> 00:01:56,935 I knew you'd chicken out. 3 00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:24,355 You play chicken long enough, you fry. 4 00:02:59,337 --> 00:03:00,560 My purse! 5 00:03:00,771 --> 00:03:04,100 Help! A thief! 6 00:03:08,377 --> 00:03:11,139 I'm telling you, it was a leprechaun. 7 00:03:11,411 --> 00:03:17,240 Really, ma'am? You expect me to believe you saw a little green man? 8 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:22,591 Hey! 9 00:03:50,836 --> 00:03:52,888 Leprechauns and batmen... 10 00:03:53,137 --> 00:03:54,970 What's Gotham coming to? 11 00:03:58,307 --> 00:04:00,359 Leprechauns? 12 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:08,341 Leprechauns, Alfred. 13 00:04:09,281 --> 00:04:10,886 Pardon? 14 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:16,991 - Not in the mood for Brahms, are we? - You think I'm crazy, don't you? 15 00:04:17,319 --> 00:04:19,153 In what sense, Master Bruce? 16 00:04:19,654 --> 00:04:22,928 Seriously, you don't believe I saw a leprechaun. 17 00:04:23,956 --> 00:04:26,074 Did he have a pot of gold? 18 00:04:26,325 --> 00:04:30,878 - Sir, I believe you saw something. - Maybe I need a rest. 19 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:35,976 I believe a break from Wayne Enterprises and crime fighting would do wonders. 20 00:04:36,331 --> 00:04:39,955 - Perhaps a vacation. A little golf? - Sounds boring. 21 00:04:40,268 --> 00:04:43,412 - In the Bahamas. - Hot and boring. 22 00:04:43,702 --> 00:04:47,490 No, Alfred, I think this is a job for Batman. 23 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:51,463 You have a fine flair for dramatics, sir. 24 00:04:51,773 --> 00:04:54,786 Why, thank you, Alfred. 25 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:02,181 - The theater district? - Yes, I think it's time for an encore. 26 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:41,234 Hurry up! Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. 27 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:46,807 Are you ready for your lessons? Yes? I think so. I think so. 28 00:06:47,179 --> 00:06:51,502 Well, so am I. Your teacher. Your leader. Your king. 29 00:06:51,848 --> 00:06:53,966 Ready, I am. Yes. 30 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:05,072 Lesson number one is: No talking! 31 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:09,493 Children are to be seen and not heard. 32 00:07:10,027 --> 00:07:13,073 We are the Underdwellers. We are the silent ones. 33 00:07:13,363 --> 00:07:17,086 We follow the invisible creed. But, but, but... 34 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:21,917 someone was talking. You. You were heard. 35 00:07:22,269 --> 00:07:27,171 And we all know the punishment for talking. Don't we, boys and girls? 36 00:07:33,009 --> 00:07:35,836 I think he needs to see the light. 37 00:07:36,511 --> 00:07:39,174 Yes, I do. 38 00:07:39,612 --> 00:07:45,474 A few hours in the light will make Jack a bright boy. 39 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:50,718 And now, lesson two: All of you up to the streets! 40 00:07:51,086 --> 00:07:55,954 Bring back pretties, lots and lots of pretties for your king. 41 00:07:56,324 --> 00:07:58,224 Now! 42 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,699 I thought so. 43 00:09:08,835 --> 00:09:10,887 Dead bolt. 44 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,367 Just a second, son. I'm not going to hurt you. 45 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,744 Wait. 46 00:10:33,021 --> 00:10:34,528 Open. 47 00:11:17,683 --> 00:11:20,248 - Good evening, Alfred. - Sir. 48 00:11:21,218 --> 00:11:23,914 Might this wee one be a leprechaun? 49 00:11:24,187 --> 00:11:28,194 This, Alfred, is our guest. I'd like you to take care of him. 50 00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:33,108 - Me? But I know nothing of children. - You'll do fine. 51 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:37,301 - Feed him, clean him and put him to bed. - Well, perhaps. 52 00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:40,209 Not in that order. 53 00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:48,885 Rise and shine, master leprechaun. 54 00:11:49,169 --> 00:11:51,931 Time to be up and about. 55 00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:04,222 First a bath, don't you think? 56 00:12:06,245 --> 00:12:07,468 Do you have a name? 57 00:12:09,681 --> 00:12:13,917 I hope you don't expect me to guess it. Fred? 58 00:12:15,186 --> 00:12:17,019 Pete? Leon? 59 00:12:17,786 --> 00:12:21,891 How about a little help? Can you talk? 60 00:12:22,357 --> 00:12:23,864 Gotcha. 61 00:12:25,059 --> 00:12:28,934 You'll feel much better when you're clean. 62 00:12:33,696 --> 00:12:36,644 And smell better too, I trust. 63 00:12:53,744 --> 00:12:57,138 Frog, the rolls, if you please. 64 00:12:58,346 --> 00:13:01,206 You're not Frog. 65 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,783 Where is he? 66 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,062 He's not here! Not here! 67 00:13:07,384 --> 00:13:11,674 And after all I've done for you ungrateful little monsters... 68 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,422 I took you in when nobody else would have you. 69 00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:20,138 It is I who care for you. I who provide for you... 70 00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:24,664 and only I who knows what's good for you! 71 00:13:24,996 --> 00:13:27,660 Would you rather I sent you back into the light? 72 00:13:28,065 --> 00:13:31,078 Back to those who hurt you and sent you away? 73 00:13:34,435 --> 00:13:37,742 There will be nothing to eat until Frog is found! 74 00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:41,963 Now, out with you. Out with you! 75 00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:53,657 Now, let's start with some basic table manners. 76 00:13:53,947 --> 00:13:57,189 Knife, fork, spoon. 77 00:14:00,152 --> 00:14:02,848 Oh, dear, I could've sworn I... 78 00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:05,848 No matter. As they say, "Dig in." 79 00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:13,493 I wash, you dry. 80 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,846 Now then, doesn't it feel good to be doing honest work? 81 00:14:20,764 --> 00:14:22,664 What? Wait! 82 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,641 Charming. 83 00:14:43,145 --> 00:14:46,835 Now, see here, we're supposed to be working. 84 00:14:47,681 --> 00:14:49,416 I wonder if I was that much trouble. 85 00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:08,007 Oh, dear. That is extremely dangerous. 86 00:15:08,295 --> 00:15:11,472 You must put it down before you hurt someone. 87 00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:15,307 Children and guns do not mix, ever. 88 00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:19,556 It wasn't loaded, but it could have been. 89 00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:22,220 I need your help. 90 00:15:53,922 --> 00:15:55,657 Evidence. 91 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,510 Where is he? 92 00:16:47,055 --> 00:16:51,477 I don't know what kind of barbarian did this to you, but it's over. 93 00:16:52,025 --> 00:16:54,525 And from now on you'll be treated like human beings. 94 00:16:54,794 --> 00:16:58,352 I think we'll have something to say about that. 95 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,277 Yes, we will. 96 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:07,094 Welcome our guests. 97 00:17:40,222 --> 00:17:44,294 Crush him! Destroy that costumed freak. 98 00:18:03,269 --> 00:18:07,243 - I'll show you who's ruler of this kingdom. - Put him down. 99 00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:11,913 - Now! - It's feeding time for my pretties. 100 00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:49,769 Great. 101 00:18:52,101 --> 00:18:54,285 And I thought you were endangered. 102 00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:58,061 Bravo. Bravo. 103 00:18:58,372 --> 00:19:02,062 You've caused me great distress, you evil bat. 104 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,143 Yes. Yes. Yes, you have. 105 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:09,507 You've hurt my pretty pets, and you've frightened my beloved children. 106 00:19:10,078 --> 00:19:13,833 - Beloved children? - Yes. 107 00:19:14,147 --> 00:19:18,022 I feed them, I clothe them, I discipline them... 108 00:19:18,351 --> 00:19:21,047 and I teach them a trade. 109 00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:26,767 And now I will teach you something. 110 00:19:34,427 --> 00:19:38,269 - Grab my hand! - Never! 111 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:49,003 A gruesome fate for a gruesome man. 112 00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:51,244 I rather enjoyed it. 113 00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:56,073 I told you, they're my pretties. 114 00:19:58,074 --> 00:20:00,159 Have a nice swim. 115 00:20:12,985 --> 00:20:14,492 Later. 116 00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:41,718 What? You! 117 00:21:00,882 --> 00:21:03,645 Why? Why? Why? 118 00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:06,929 I don't pass sentence. That's for the courts. 119 00:21:07,452 --> 00:21:09,187 But this time... 120 00:21:09,421 --> 00:21:14,999 This time I am sorely tempted to do the job myself. 121 00:21:28,899 --> 00:21:30,766 The light. 122 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,441 The light.