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Since my election, I've
promised the people...

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I'd build them a safe,
affordable place to live.

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Gotham Towers is that place.

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Your safety has always
been my prime concern.

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And under my leadership, no city will
be safer or more free of crime...

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than Gotham City.

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Batman!

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Garbage collection is Monday...

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but in your case, I'm
making an exception.

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- Batman! Wait.
- Hold on!

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Batman, wait!

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Regarding safety in the
city, sir, you were saying?

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Well, I...

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What just happened was
an isolated incident.

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There are just...

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<i>a few rotten apples giving an otherwise
peaceful community a bad name.</i>

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<i>Do you include Batman in
those rotten apples, mayor?</i>

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<i>Absolutely.</i>

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<i>He and criminals like the Joker
are cut from the same cloth.</i>

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What? Compare me to Batman?

21
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I got more style, more brains.

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I'm certainly a better dresser.

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<i>Furthermore, I intend to run all of
these costume freaks out of town...</i>

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<i>and make all of Gotham City
as safe as my own mansion.</i>

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Oh, really?

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Well, we'll just see how safe your
mansion is, you babbling bonehead.

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Get a move on, Franklin. It's
almost time for the party.

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Yes, sir.

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Some important people will be here and
I don't want anything to go wrong.

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By the way, have
you seen my son?

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Ladies and gentlemen, I will now perform
my famous disappearing-wand trick.

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Abracadabra!

33
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Jordan, stop fooling with
those stupid magic tricks.

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Your party is starting.

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- They're not stupid, and it's your party.
- Nonsense. I've invited some children.

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Yeah, your friends' kids.
I don't know them.

37
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I'm not going to argue with you.

38
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I'll expect you downstairs
in five minutes.

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Hello! Glad you could come.

40
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Senator Finch! What a
pleasant surprise.

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Did you get a good shot of us?

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- Yes, sir.
- Excellent.

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Smile, Jordan. You'd think
you're having a bad time.

44
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- No kidding.
- Well, cheer up.

45
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I've got a surprise which
should be here by now.

46
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Councilman Frye.

47
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- And this must be Timmy.
- Happy birthday. Where's the food?

48
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Did someone say food?

49
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I'm the guy with the goodies.

50
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Mayor Hill, I presume.

51
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Jekko. Jekko the Magnificent.

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Pleased to...

53
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Always gives the party a charge.

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It's showtime!

55
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All right!

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Thank you! Thank you!

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- Where did you learn that, Jekko?
- From the great Prosciutto.

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Now there was a ham.

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- How can I be a great magician like you?
- Well, there are three steps.

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Step one: Run away.

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Step two: Find a magician
with a great act.

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And step three: Steal it.

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That's okay. I think I got it.

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Bruce. Bruce Wayne. How
good of you to come.

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Jordan will be so
happy to see you.

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The sooner I give him this,
the happier I'll be.

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- Could you show us more? Please, Jekko?
- Sure, birthday boy.

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I'm saving the best for last.

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- Jordan, I've got guests for you to meet.
- But Jekko's going to show us a trick.

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- Sorry, Mr. Wayne is waiting...
- I don't care about Mr. Wayne!

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Hush! You'll do what I say.
Now, come on.

72
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It's always what you want.
You! You! You!

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Kids!

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Turn that off!

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Too bad for birthday boy. This
last trick is pure dynamite.

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What is it?

77
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It's a birthday candle, Einstein.
Except this one blows you out.

78
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Now, scoot, you kids.

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Show's over.

80
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Go find some goodies.

81
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This trick's for the grownups.

82
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It's time for Jordo
to make his wish.

83
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And mine too.

84
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Oh, my. A sparkler candle.

85
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Keep watching, and I'll...

86
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get the birthday brat.

87
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I don't know where Jordan could have gone.
He was dying to see you.

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- You know kids.
- Not really.

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So long, mayor. Got to go.
But I left them with a bang.

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That laugh...

91
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Good riddance, jerko.

92
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As I was saying... Hey!

93
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- Hey!
- Watch it!

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Hey, pal!

95
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Excuse me. Excuse me! I'm sorry.
Pardon me.

96
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Coming through. Out of my way, please.
Excuse me. I'm sorry. Pardon me.

97
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I want answers!

98
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Nobody makes a fool of me.
Especially in my own home.

99
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At least no one was hurt.

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Mr. Mayor, this is the
real Jekko the Clown.

101
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We found him tied
up down the road.

102
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Some maniac jumped me. Stole
my wagon and my costume.

103
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Mayor, where's Jordan?

104
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TNT with your cake, sir?

105
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I crack myself up!

106
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Wow!

107
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<i>Denying reports of a bomb blast at his
son's party, Mayor Hill insists...</i>

108
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<i>the explosion was caused by
faulty electrical wiring.</i>

109
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Yeah, right!

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<i>The mayor declined, however, to confirm
that his son Jordan is missing.</i>

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Missing?

112
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It's me, Jekko. I ran away.

113
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You did what?!

114
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I want to be a
magician, like you.

115
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Why, you...

116
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Well, kid, you got step one right.
Come on in.

117
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I've been thinking
about a protégé.

118
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It could be the Joker.

119
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If only I'd been paying more
attention, he wouldn't have run away.

120
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Take it easy, mayor. I'm sure
the police will find Jordan.

121
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I tell you, Wayne. Things are going to
be different if only he'd come back.

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<i>- Where did you learn that, Jekko?
- From the great Prosciutto.</i>

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<i>Now there was a ham.</i>

124
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But isn't swallowing
a sword dangerous?

125
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Watch.

126
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Hey, how did you do it?

127
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Easy, kid.

128
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It's a trick sword.

129
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Now you try it.

130
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You could get cut.

131
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Hey, if it wasn't risky,
I wouldn't enjoy it.

132
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- What's that?
- Security, my boy.

133
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You can't be too careful
in this part of town.

134
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Well, if it ain't
the caped coconut.

135
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My dad says Batman's no good.

136
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Well, I guess your dad's
not a total idiot.

137
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What do you say we play a
little joke on Batman.

138
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You can be my assistant.
Come on.

139
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This'll be a killer!

140
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Come one, come all. It's...

141
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Jekko the Jokester.

142
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Jekko the Jokester.

143
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Jordan!

144
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This isn't a game, Jordan.
Where's Jekko?

145
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Take a card, batso.

146
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Take all the cards!

147
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,499
Now it's my deal!

148
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Not so fast!

149
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,899
A good magician keeps
an ace up his sleeve.

150
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This one always floors them!

151
00:14:04,013 --> 00:14:05,092
Oh, my gosh!

152
00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:11,095
We've bagged a big
one this time!

153
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- He isn't hurt, is he?
- Hurt? Heavens!

154
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You wound me to the quick.
The enemy merely slumbers.

155
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No doubt dreaming of more foul deeds
to render upon the citizens of Gotham.

156
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But his fate is not
for us to decide.

157
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You're gonna love this.

158
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Wake up, Batman. You're on.

159
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For your viewing
pleasure, we present...

160
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the infamous water-tank trap.

161
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The great Houdini
survived such a test.

162
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Dare we demand less
of the Batman?

163
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- I don't like this, Jekko.
- Quiet, kid. It's a free ticket.

164
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He did it! He got free.

165
00:16:00,381 --> 00:16:03,063
They don't make straitjackets
like they used to.

166
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:04,527
I should know.

167
00:16:15,731 --> 00:16:20,168
- He can't get out. What's the trick?
- That's just it. There is no trick!

168
00:16:21,738 --> 00:16:24,224
No! He'll drown!

169
00:16:27,245 --> 00:16:29,610
That's why they
call it the finale!

170
00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:34,648
Now, sit down and
enjoy the show.

171
00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:44,254
Hey, come back!

172
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:02,654
Naughty, naughty.

173
00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:05,852
You're making me miss the show.

174
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,885
All right, Joker.

175
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,214
Get ready for a
little bat magic.

176
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Oh, Jordo!

177
00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:01,116
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!

178
00:18:11,397 --> 00:18:12,771
What?

179
00:18:25,214 --> 00:18:26,489
Gotcha!

180
00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,143
No!

181
00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,952
Come here, you little...

182
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on second thought...

183
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I love a roller coaster.

184
00:18:41,799 --> 00:18:43,936
Too bad you missed the train.

185
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:54,175
Fasten your seat belt. It's
going to be a bumpy ride.

186
00:18:58,519 --> 00:19:02,291
You win the prize, Batman.
Catch the kewpie.

187
00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:11,105
Butterfingers.

188
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,536
Kewpie-dupie number two-ie!

189
00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:25,402
You just don't like to
play with dolls, do you?

190
00:19:37,297 --> 00:19:39,815
That must have been his stop.

191
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:43,196
On the contrary, Joker.
This is where you get off.

192
00:19:55,685 --> 00:19:58,072
Smell the roses, Batman.

193
00:20:11,236 --> 00:20:13,656
He always knew how
to make an exit.

194
00:20:18,411 --> 00:20:21,573
- Oh, my gosh!
- Jordan!

195
00:20:23,383 --> 00:20:24,724
Reach for me.

196
00:20:25,385 --> 00:20:26,725
You have to trust me.

197
00:20:33,294 --> 00:20:34,602
Now!

198
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,111
Can we go home now?

199
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,256
Dad! Daddy!

200
00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:10,289
Jor...? Jordan.

201
00:21:13,507 --> 00:21:15,611
You're back!

202
00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:20,875
My boy is back.

203
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:26,605
- I'm so sorry for running away.
- Please forgive me for the party.

204
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,482
We can talk later.

205
00:21:28,725 --> 00:21:30,828
Right now I want to give you...

206
00:21:31,094 --> 00:21:35,346
the biggest birthday
hug you ever got.

