1 00:02:14,199 --> 00:02:16,655 A piece of cake, just like the boss said. 2 00:02:16,938 --> 00:02:18,564 All it took was five minutes. 3 00:02:18,808 --> 00:02:21,175 And that'll get you five years... 4 00:02:22,781 --> 00:02:25,303 with good behavior. 5 00:03:13,938 --> 00:03:15,596 Birdseed? 6 00:03:21,318 --> 00:03:23,904 Roberta, it's got a walkie-talkie wristband... 7 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:27,539 a penlight, binoculars, even this cool badge. 8 00:03:28,064 --> 00:03:30,333 Yo, Sherwood, what you got there? 9 00:03:30,701 --> 00:03:34,117 It's a junior detective kit, and the name's Sherman. 10 00:03:34,541 --> 00:03:37,357 A fake, just like you, Wormwood. 11 00:03:37,647 --> 00:03:39,141 Whoa! Check this out. 12 00:03:39,383 --> 00:03:40,692 A hawk. 13 00:03:40,919 --> 00:03:43,604 Come on, Frank, those are mine. 14 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,003 Give it back. 15 00:03:45,227 --> 00:03:48,130 Can't you find any of your own species to play with? 16 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:53,225 Don't pitch a fit, we're just kidding around. 17 00:03:54,242 --> 00:03:55,869 Hey, that's no hawk. 18 00:03:56,113 --> 00:03:58,864 Judging by its wingspread and the shape of its head... 19 00:03:59,152 --> 00:04:02,316 it's obviously a giant South American vulture. 20 00:04:02,924 --> 00:04:05,292 A vulture in Gotham City? 21 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:07,285 Sure thing, Sherlock. 22 00:04:07,532 --> 00:04:09,956 Come on, Roberta. 23 00:04:10,238 --> 00:04:12,213 Sherman, where we going? 24 00:04:12,474 --> 00:04:15,671 A vulture in Gotham City is a mystery worth checking out. 25 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,245 Come on, Roberta. It went in there. 26 00:04:37,852 --> 00:04:39,958 Sherman, the sign says it's condemned. 27 00:04:40,223 --> 00:04:43,071 You shouldn't go in. 28 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:46,101 Men. 29 00:04:54,114 --> 00:04:57,826 - I don't like it. - Cop a squat and dummy up, Jay. 30 00:04:58,155 --> 00:05:01,189 If the boss said to meet him back here, we meet him here. 31 00:05:03,064 --> 00:05:04,591 What's that? 32 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:13,158 It's just birdseed, birdbrain. 33 00:05:19,893 --> 00:05:22,349 Come on! Let's get out of here! 34 00:05:30,545 --> 00:05:31,887 The Penguin. 35 00:05:38,525 --> 00:05:40,665 Scrap, my faithful pet. 36 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:44,509 Ready for a ripe repast? 37 00:05:49,779 --> 00:05:53,195 - That bald buzzard gives me the willies. - If it weren't for Scrap... 38 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:57,001 you two would be feathering your nest at Stonegate Penitentiary. 39 00:05:57,528 --> 00:06:00,082 Now, where is it? 40 00:06:05,273 --> 00:06:08,853 Oh, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem... 41 00:06:09,181 --> 00:06:13,492 by this sweet egg, which we have scrambled for? 42 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:16,739 They stole the von Ulster Fabergé egg. 43 00:06:17,027 --> 00:06:18,336 The what? 44 00:06:18,563 --> 00:06:22,590 - Don't you read the papers? - Do the comics count? 45 00:06:26,311 --> 00:06:29,660 That thing's worth a fortune. We gotta tell someone. 46 00:06:47,982 --> 00:06:49,389 Batman! 47 00:06:49,619 --> 00:06:51,791 Get that capon crusader. 48 00:06:56,330 --> 00:06:57,898 Batman. 49 00:07:28,686 --> 00:07:30,759 Get out, now! 50 00:07:31,024 --> 00:07:32,715 Yes, sir. 51 00:07:46,418 --> 00:07:48,563 You should've taken your own advice. 52 00:07:48,656 --> 00:07:50,096 You should've taken your own advice. 53 00:08:20,046 --> 00:08:22,217 Batman's in trouble. Come on. 54 00:08:22,482 --> 00:08:24,369 I don't know about this. 55 00:08:30,897 --> 00:08:33,767 It's those delinquents. Stop them! 56 00:08:41,214 --> 00:08:43,801 - Quick, inside. - Sherman, do something! 57 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,369 We gotta get out of here. 58 00:09:20,619 --> 00:09:23,587 What am I doing? I'm not old enough to drive. 59 00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:29,852 I can't reach the pedals. 60 00:09:30,233 --> 00:09:31,510 I can. 61 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,498 Push that long one. 62 00:09:58,317 --> 00:10:00,325 Hit it again. 63 00:10:06,432 --> 00:10:08,287 Okay, Roberta, floor it! 64 00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:42,181 Befouled by a couple of fledglings. 65 00:10:43,629 --> 00:10:46,979 Keep it going. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this. 66 00:10:52,846 --> 00:10:55,630 Come on, Batman, this'll help. 67 00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,296 It's okay. 68 00:11:09,076 --> 00:11:11,759 My name's Sherman, and I'm a detective too. 69 00:11:12,114 --> 00:11:14,481 We're lying low in my basement. 70 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,288 We got the egg down here too. 71 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,415 See? This is my crime lab. 72 00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:25,137 - It's not exactly the Batcave. - Capsule... 73 00:11:25,604 --> 00:11:27,263 "Cap" what? 74 00:11:27,507 --> 00:11:30,825 No, you're not captured, Batman. You're safe here. 75 00:11:31,147 --> 00:11:33,799 It's just Mom and me, and she's at work. 76 00:11:36,123 --> 00:11:38,579 Oh, yeah, and Roberta's here. She's cool. 77 00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:40,952 No. 78 00:11:41,197 --> 00:11:43,948 Visor... 79 00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:48,389 - I wonder what that meant? - Don't look at me. 80 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:52,029 I've had enough mystery for one day. I'm calling the police. 81 00:11:52,351 --> 00:11:53,464 No way! 82 00:11:53,688 --> 00:11:57,169 A detective always has to protect the identity of his client... 83 00:11:57,493 --> 00:11:59,534 especially when it's this client. 84 00:12:13,255 --> 00:12:16,517 Those meddling brats couldn't have gotten too far. 85 00:12:16,828 --> 00:12:18,934 But, boss, what about the Batman? 86 00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:23,423 Batman's a worm, less than nothing, a worthless peasant. 87 00:12:23,773 --> 00:12:26,905 And besides, the gas will keep him null and void... 88 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,286 for a good week. 89 00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:39,982 Sherman, what are you doing down there? 90 00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:41,414 Nothing, Mom. 91 00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:44,836 You're not trying to make gunpowder again, are you? 92 00:12:45,546 --> 00:12:49,125 - No, Mom, honest. - We saved Batman's life, Mrs. Grant... 93 00:12:49,451 --> 00:12:51,786 and now we're hiding him from bad criminals. 94 00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:55,091 That's good, just don't make a mess. 95 00:12:55,596 --> 00:12:57,604 Nice going, Miss Bigmouth. 96 00:12:57,867 --> 00:13:00,388 Sorry, Sherman. I guess I panicked. 97 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:09,252 I'm going to the store, Sherman. 98 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,390 - Stay out of trouble. - Sure thing, Mom. 99 00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:23,849 - Afternoon, Mrs. Grant. - Lovely day, isn't it? 100 00:13:27,118 --> 00:13:29,607 He's up! He shoots! It looks good! 101 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,454 Oh, no! 102 00:13:37,769 --> 00:13:41,119 Man, oh, man! Scope out these wheels. 103 00:13:41,444 --> 00:13:43,484 You guys better leave that alone. 104 00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:46,618 Oh, golly, we sure are scared, aren't we, Nicholas? 105 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,539 Oh, yes, Francis, we certainly are. 106 00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:52,214 Step aside, Shirley. 107 00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:56,317 Cool. Whose car is this? 108 00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:58,840 It's my mom... My uncle's... 109 00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:04,352 All right, look, it's the Batmobile. 110 00:14:04,617 --> 00:14:06,212 Yeah, right. 111 00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:09,653 Hey, I don't think he's kidding. 112 00:14:10,261 --> 00:14:11,985 What's this? 113 00:14:14,099 --> 00:14:16,108 Some kind of capsules. 114 00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:17,780 Capsule? 115 00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:22,132 Capsule in the visor. That's what he meant. 116 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,871 Give me that! It's a matter of life or death. 117 00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:51,608 No! 118 00:15:05,057 --> 00:15:06,684 Come on, Batman, wake up. 119 00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:16,148 It's him! 120 00:15:16,844 --> 00:15:18,601 Totally awesome! 121 00:15:19,282 --> 00:15:21,705 - I wonder who he really is. - No! 122 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,160 Get back! 123 00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:27,728 This isn't a game, you jerks. If the vulture's here... 124 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:30,269 that means the Penguin's on his tail. 125 00:15:30,536 --> 00:15:31,965 - The Penguin? - The Penguin? 126 00:15:32,706 --> 00:15:34,715 Oh, no! What's that? 127 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,343 Oh, great! It's him. 128 00:15:49,168 --> 00:15:51,470 That's it. I'm calling 911. 129 00:15:56,648 --> 00:15:59,135 It's dead. 130 00:16:02,593 --> 00:16:05,049 So much for phone calls, huh, boss? 131 00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:09,558 Then it's them or us. 132 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:14,760 Be careful with that egg, Roberta. I bet we can find something here to help us. 133 00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:22,051 I don't think anyone's home. 134 00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:24,117 The place is locked up tight. 135 00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:26,633 Stone walls do not a prison make... 136 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,108 nor locked doors a barricade. 137 00:16:35,049 --> 00:16:38,825 Gentlemen, and I use the term loosely... 138 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:41,695 after you. 139 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:53,005 Okay, get ready for operation Fowl Play. 140 00:16:58,357 --> 00:17:00,300 How bourgeois. 141 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,790 Tearing this place apart could only improve it. 142 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,105 Let the egg hunt begin. 143 00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:28,161 Hey, Raven, are you o...? 144 00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:35,883 These commoners have such cheap furniture. 145 00:17:42,368 --> 00:17:44,409 Come on, Batman, snap out of it. 146 00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:47,488 If that didn't wake him, I don't know what will. 147 00:17:50,449 --> 00:17:51,943 Charge! 148 00:17:52,184 --> 00:17:54,325 Now, Roberta! 149 00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:00,142 Nice shot. 150 00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:02,919 Be careful, Roberta, you don't wanna get too close. 151 00:18:03,938 --> 00:18:05,117 We did it! 152 00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:08,506 Children defending their nest. How noble. 153 00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:10,571 How endearing. 154 00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:13,591 How ineffective. 155 00:18:13,856 --> 00:18:15,799 Grab the little pests! 156 00:18:33,524 --> 00:18:35,347 He's not awake yet? 157 00:18:35,762 --> 00:18:37,803 Frank thought he saw his eye blink. 158 00:18:47,983 --> 00:18:50,854 Valiant effort, but I win. 159 00:18:51,155 --> 00:18:53,941 Now, back away, you irksome imps. 160 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:02,309 A treat with my egg. 161 00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:06,929 Sliced ham. 162 00:19:08,986 --> 00:19:10,034 No! 163 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,433 Farewell, Bat-vermin. 164 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,023 Back off, Penguin. 165 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:29,101 Gentlemen, your timing is impeccable. 166 00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:31,083 Take no prisoners! 167 00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:55,509 I'll clip your wings, you flying rodent. 168 00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:30,595 Still a little dazed, are we? 169 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:43,965 We're safe! 170 00:20:44,189 --> 00:20:45,880 My house! 171 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,395 Sherman! 172 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,423 Maybe you're safe. 173 00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:53,636 Young man, you've got some serious explaining to do. 174 00:20:55,675 --> 00:20:58,164 Mom, I'd like you to meet Batman. 175 00:20:58,447 --> 00:21:00,356 Batman, this is my mom. 176 00:21:00,784 --> 00:21:03,720 - Ma'am. - Hello. 177 00:21:04,257 --> 00:21:07,324 Say, Batman, you wouldn't be single, would you? 178 00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:21,077 Now, where was I? 179 00:21:21,522 --> 00:21:24,042 Someone keeps swiping Mr. Vanducci's newspaper? 180 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:27,195 Right, Frank. You and Nick set up for surveillance. 181 00:21:27,498 --> 00:21:30,914 Roberta and I will be at Mrs. Fineman's. Her dog is missing. 182 00:21:31,605 --> 00:21:33,198 You're the boss. 183 00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:35,865 - Sherman. - Sherman.