1 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:14,637 Now, Isis, my sweet. 2 00:02:49,468 --> 00:02:52,658 Perfect, my love. Let's go home. 3 00:02:57,103 --> 00:03:00,958 So our new cat burglar's a woman. 4 00:03:11,638 --> 00:03:15,406 - Probably my imagination. - Probably not. 5 00:03:23,808 --> 00:03:26,193 Magnificent. 6 00:03:26,475 --> 00:03:29,666 I suggest you save the flattery for the judge. 7 00:03:53,314 --> 00:03:57,333 - So long, Dark Knight. - Drop in anytime. 8 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:05,701 You're too kind. 9 00:04:42,857 --> 00:04:44,414 Hey. 10 00:04:45,856 --> 00:04:47,925 I'll have to try and trim those claws. 11 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:06,981 No! 12 00:05:13,663 --> 00:05:15,187 Left you behind, did she? 13 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:52,167 Thanks for the memento. 14 00:05:57,637 --> 00:06:01,591 Next, we'll be auctioning off a date with Gotham's most eligible bachelor... 15 00:06:01,938 --> 00:06:03,397 Mr. Bruce Wayne! 16 00:06:04,206 --> 00:06:07,168 If Mr. Wayne would be good enough to step up. 17 00:06:07,473 --> 00:06:10,882 Now, now. Don't be shy. There he is. 18 00:06:15,207 --> 00:06:16,220 Oh, Bruce! 19 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,826 - I'm so happy to see you. - Where have you been? 20 00:06:19,109 --> 00:06:23,127 - You look wonderful. - Oh, have I missed you. 21 00:06:23,476 --> 00:06:25,544 I've been pinching my pennies for you. 22 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:28,694 Excuse me, ladies. 23 00:06:28,944 --> 00:06:31,274 Remember, we've got lots of animals to save... 24 00:06:31,545 --> 00:06:35,051 so we're going to start the bidding at $500. 25 00:06:35,379 --> 00:06:37,447 - Five hundred. - Six hundred. 26 00:06:37,713 --> 00:06:39,781 - We have 6. Do I hear 7? - Seven. 27 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,130 - Eight! - One thousand! 28 00:06:42,612 --> 00:06:45,606 Well, well. That's 1000. 29 00:06:45,915 --> 00:06:50,282 - Going once, going twice... - Ten thousand dollars. 30 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:01,370 Do I hear any more bids? 31 00:07:01,616 --> 00:07:05,188 Then sold, for $ 10,000... 32 00:07:05,951 --> 00:07:07,889 to Ms. Selina Kyle. 33 00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:11,973 - Oh, wow! - I've never seen her before. 34 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:14,454 Rumor has it she's a wildlife nut. 35 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:19,316 She's supposed to be sponsoring a mountain lion preserve outside Gotham. 36 00:07:22,487 --> 00:07:25,264 It's a pleasure. 37 00:07:25,555 --> 00:07:27,210 Thank you. 38 00:07:28,389 --> 00:07:30,773 Mr. Wayne, my secretary, Maven. 39 00:07:31,056 --> 00:07:32,939 How do you do? 40 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:35,009 Please, Bruce. 41 00:07:35,256 --> 00:07:36,976 I'm very flattered. 42 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,952 Please understand, it's purely for the animals, Mr. Wayne. 43 00:07:41,257 --> 00:07:43,587 - You're off the hook. - But you're not. 44 00:07:43,859 --> 00:07:45,579 I beg your pardon? 45 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,491 You bought a date and I'm honor bound... 46 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,644 and delighted to deliver. 47 00:07:52,893 --> 00:07:54,897 I'm not a man who gives up easily. 48 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,611 All right. Lunch, then. 49 00:08:04,496 --> 00:08:07,360 I wonder what's going on. Oh, where'd he go? 50 00:09:27,978 --> 00:09:30,907 Watch yourselves, men. These guys are crazy. 51 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:36,951 - Thanks, friend. - What's going down? 52 00:09:37,214 --> 00:09:39,381 This morning, I get a warning from the feds: 53 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,098 Red Claw's in Gotham. Now this. 54 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,971 - Any leads? - Nothing. 55 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:47,341 Red Claw is the most ruthless terrorist leader in the world. 56 00:09:47,649 --> 00:09:51,732 - We don't even have a picture of the guy. - I'll see what I can do from my end. 57 00:09:54,884 --> 00:10:00,057 Good. There's no telling what they're up to. Nothing's safe with these savages in town. 58 00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:12,450 Aren't you a little excited about your date? 59 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,161 I mean, Bruce Wayne is tall, dark and disgustingly rich. 60 00:10:16,621 --> 00:10:19,006 I'd rather it were Batman. 61 00:10:19,789 --> 00:10:21,313 You should've seen him, Maven. 62 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,411 He had the eyes of a lion. 63 00:10:29,357 --> 00:10:31,938 - Yes? - A Mr. Bruce Wayne is on his way up. 64 00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:34,176 Here we go. 65 00:10:36,158 --> 00:10:38,772 Come on, Selina. At least he's a good connection. 66 00:10:39,058 --> 00:10:40,942 You might be able to use him. 67 00:10:43,493 --> 00:10:44,669 Hello. 68 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:46,297 Yes, I know. 69 00:10:46,527 --> 00:10:48,792 I suppose you're right. 70 00:10:49,061 --> 00:10:52,829 Still, I wish it were Batman standing behind this door. 71 00:10:58,062 --> 00:11:01,504 Bruce, how wonderful to see you. Please, come in. 72 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:04,631 You're even more stunning than I remember. 73 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,388 I'll put these in some water. 74 00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:08,155 Selina, it's your lawyer. 75 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:11,392 - He says the deal is off. - What? 76 00:11:12,566 --> 00:11:15,724 - Give me that. - Martin, what happened? 77 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,380 That's ridiculous. Tell him I want to meet with him. 78 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,310 No, today! He can't sell to Multigon! We had an agreement! 79 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:26,201 - Nice flowers. - What's going on? 80 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,757 Selina was negotiating for land for a wildlife preserve. 81 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,398 Some cartel just muscled her out of the deal. 82 00:11:32,669 --> 00:11:34,291 He won't take your calls? 83 00:11:34,537 --> 00:11:40,026 You go and kick down the door if you have to. I want that land for the mountain lions. 84 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,069 I'm afraid I'm not gonna be very good company. 85 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:50,748 - Is there anything I can do? - Not unless you can get me a meeting... 86 00:11:51,072 --> 00:11:53,653 with the chairman of Multigon International. 87 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,108 What time's good for you? 88 00:11:59,307 --> 00:12:02,748 Hey, I'm starting to like this guy. 89 00:12:13,878 --> 00:12:17,483 I wish there were something I could do for you and your lovely friend... 90 00:12:17,811 --> 00:12:19,979 but the deal is quite set. 91 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,862 We're committed to building a major resort. 92 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,057 Golf course, tennis courts, bocce ball. 93 00:12:33,348 --> 00:12:35,286 - The whole shot. - That's insane. 94 00:12:35,815 --> 00:12:40,150 The land's in the middle of nowhere. It's worthless except to wildcats. 95 00:12:42,082 --> 00:12:46,068 My dear, you just don't understand development potential. 96 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:49,608 As for the cats, Multigon will take care of them. 97 00:12:49,918 --> 00:12:51,159 One way or another. 98 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:55,025 Now, if you'll excuse me. I've given you all the time I can spare. 99 00:12:55,452 --> 00:12:58,577 Oh, you'll find more time for me, Mr. Stern. 100 00:12:59,052 --> 00:13:02,623 Before I'm through, I'll have every environmental group and activist... 101 00:13:02,952 --> 00:13:04,259 breathing down your neck. 102 00:13:04,486 --> 00:13:07,547 They'll be looking at you and your project so closely... 103 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,598 you'll feel like a bug in a bell jar. 104 00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:16,374 Have a nice day. 105 00:13:34,826 --> 00:13:37,538 I'm afraid that Selina Kyle may be trouble. 106 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:43,086 We've come too far to have our plans jeopardized by some environmental fanatic. 107 00:13:43,494 --> 00:13:47,283 Have someone keep an eye on Ms. Kyle. 108 00:13:52,196 --> 00:13:54,581 I'm afraid I wasn't much help after all. 109 00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:58,022 Well, at least now I know what their cover story is. 110 00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:07,966 It's awfully late for lunch. Would you mind if I took a rain check on our date? 111 00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:12,057 Please. 112 00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:16,240 Okay. 113 00:14:16,468 --> 00:14:18,374 - Tomorrow? - Thanks. 114 00:14:18,635 --> 00:14:21,216 That'll give me time to take care of some business. 115 00:14:21,502 --> 00:14:25,204 Actually, I plan to work late myself. 116 00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:27,723 And so, boys... 117 00:14:27,969 --> 00:14:31,475 we gotta increase our cut in the gambling operations. 118 00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:35,303 Anybody got a problem with that? 119 00:14:47,106 --> 00:14:49,970 Back off, boys. I want a word with your boss. 120 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:51,816 But you can listen. 121 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,970 - What do you want? - What do you know about Red Claw? 122 00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,343 Why you asking us? We're no terrorists. 123 00:14:57,608 --> 00:14:59,492 You're still scum. 124 00:14:59,743 --> 00:15:03,282 And you hear things I don't. I want Red Claw. 125 00:15:03,676 --> 00:15:05,015 And until I get him... 126 00:15:05,243 --> 00:15:09,262 I'm going to lean extra hard on you and all the other mob bosses. 127 00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:12,905 If you think I've been bad news before... 128 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,468 I get the picture. I'll see what I can do. 129 00:15:30,714 --> 00:15:35,146 If Stern won't admit what's going on, we'll have to find out for ourselves. 130 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,920 Despite our loss of arms... 131 00:15:47,186 --> 00:15:49,636 thanks to Batman's interference... 132 00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:53,012 we're going to proceed according to plan. 133 00:16:00,855 --> 00:16:03,152 Tomorrow at 2300 hours... 134 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:07,092 a train under military escort will pass through Gotham. 135 00:16:07,422 --> 00:16:10,547 It will be transporting a strain of viral plague... 136 00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:14,362 that Interpol confiscated from our eastern laboratories. 137 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:18,676 I cannot overemphasize the importance of that plague to our cause. 138 00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:23,845 All clear? 139 00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:33,036 I believe Beethoven's "ode to Joy" will do the trick. 140 00:16:42,229 --> 00:16:45,638 Remind me to thank Mama for the piano lessons. 141 00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:57,099 Outstanding. 142 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:08,037 We'll hit the train outside the city at this point. 143 00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:18,834 - What is that? - A cat at the end of its nine lives. 144 00:17:20,003 --> 00:17:21,723 Let's go. 145 00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:43,472 All right. I'm done. 146 00:18:00,377 --> 00:18:02,196 She's in the ventilation system. 147 00:18:08,246 --> 00:18:10,924 I think we're in over our heads. 148 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:46,992 Detour. 149 00:18:48,054 --> 00:18:49,360 She's down here! Hurry! 150 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,245 Going up. 151 00:19:24,994 --> 00:19:26,714 Hang on, Isis. 152 00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:41,569 Isis, jump! 153 00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:58,451 My hero. 154 00:20:08,836 --> 00:20:10,360 That was for saving my cat. 155 00:20:10,603 --> 00:20:12,193 Is that all it was for? 156 00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:14,571 - Maybe not. - I heard gunfire. 157 00:20:14,837 --> 00:20:17,199 Occupational hazard. 158 00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,902 No. Let's keep the mystery. 159 00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:22,885 If I don't unmask you, the police will. 160 00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:25,787 Police? Don't be silly. 161 00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:28,239 You can't deny there's something between us. 162 00:20:28,506 --> 00:20:29,878 You're right. 163 00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:32,208 And I'm afraid it's the law. 164 00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:37,996 I'm sorry. 165 00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,494 Never trifle with the affections of a woman. 166 00:20:48,776 --> 00:20:50,202 Until next time. 167 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:57,356 And there will be a next time. 168 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,500 Oh, tough night? 169 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,206 It had its ups and downs. 170 00:21:12,615 --> 00:21:15,643 But I did get pictures of the fun family resort site. 171 00:21:15,948 --> 00:21:20,250 It looks like there's some kind of abandoned military facility underground. 172 00:21:20,617 --> 00:21:22,207 Very interesting. 173 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,062 We may save those mountain lions yet. 174 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:34,688 But who is going to save you?