1 00:01:26,265 --> 00:01:27,443 Oh, dear. 2 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:30,189 Such table manners. 3 00:01:33,973 --> 00:01:37,553 Perhaps I can make you act a bit more civilized. 4 00:01:53,723 --> 00:01:54,902 Bravo! 5 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:59,120 They laughed when I said I'd find a way to tap into another creature's mind. 6 00:02:00,363 --> 00:02:04,937 With this band and these electrodes, I can control anything. 7 00:02:07,903 --> 00:02:09,082 Jervis. 8 00:02:10,272 --> 00:02:12,061 Alice. 9 00:02:12,975 --> 00:02:14,732 What a nice surprise. 10 00:02:14,975 --> 00:02:17,694 Yeah, yeah. Look busy. 11 00:02:18,279 --> 00:02:21,248 Dr. Cates, Mr. Wayne. 12 00:02:23,917 --> 00:02:26,188 Right this way. 13 00:02:32,124 --> 00:02:36,185 Bruce, you remember Jervis Tetch. 14 00:02:36,829 --> 00:02:38,204 Hello. 15 00:02:38,430 --> 00:02:43,517 Of course. I read your proposal on using microchips to enhance the brain's potential. 16 00:02:43,903 --> 00:02:45,081 Sounds intriguing. 17 00:02:45,304 --> 00:02:49,463 Actually, the prototype isn't quite ready yet. 18 00:02:49,807 --> 00:02:54,065 Tetch, I think we owe our founder and employer, Mr. Wayne... 19 00:02:54,412 --> 00:02:57,283 a little more than lame excuses. 20 00:02:57,581 --> 00:03:00,135 - Sorry. - That's all right, Dr. Cates. 21 00:03:00,417 --> 00:03:02,557 He's a valued member of our research team. 22 00:03:02,819 --> 00:03:04,730 I'm sure we can spare him more time. 23 00:03:04,987 --> 00:03:06,581 As you say, Bruce. 24 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,913 Thank you. 25 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:24,634 You got off easy this time, Tetch, but heads could roll if you slip up again. 26 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:38,019 She's always like that when the big boss drops by. 27 00:03:38,317 --> 00:03:41,101 Cheer up. Mr. Wayne knows what you mean to the company. 28 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:46,866 Sometimes, Alice, I think you're the only one who understands me. 29 00:03:48,592 --> 00:03:50,568 That's just what my boyfriend says. 30 00:03:54,832 --> 00:03:58,380 I guess I'm lucky to have two such amazing men in my life. 31 00:03:58,704 --> 00:04:00,330 See you after lunch. 32 00:04:08,545 --> 00:04:12,027 Of course, intellectually, I know it's all wrong. 33 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:14,606 She's got a boyfriend, after all. 34 00:04:15,217 --> 00:04:17,936 Better to withdraw like a gentleman. Forget her. 35 00:04:18,221 --> 00:04:21,125 Turn my heart to other pursuits. 36 00:04:24,892 --> 00:04:26,682 Never! 37 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:34,154 Look, I've already developed a circuitry card powerful enough to control a human brain. 38 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:40,484 It would be so easy to make her forget her boorish beau and love me. 39 00:04:41,441 --> 00:04:44,410 But that would reduce her to a soulless shell. 40 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:47,265 Oh, no, not my Alice. 41 00:04:49,382 --> 00:04:51,423 It's hopeless. 42 00:04:52,318 --> 00:04:55,997 Oh, Alice, I'm sorry. 43 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,329 Curiouser and curiouser. 44 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:11,399 I just wanted to talk about where our relationship was going... 45 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:14,518 and Billy got so defensive. 46 00:05:15,204 --> 00:05:18,370 Classic male fear of commitment. 47 00:05:18,675 --> 00:05:22,092 The next thing I knew, we were shouting, screaming... 48 00:05:22,412 --> 00:05:26,156 saying we never wanted to see each other again. 49 00:05:29,385 --> 00:05:33,097 O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! 50 00:05:33,422 --> 00:05:34,852 She's mine for the asking. 51 00:05:35,090 --> 00:05:39,729 I'll sweep her off her feet, treat her to a wonderful night on the town and... 52 00:05:41,429 --> 00:05:42,772 And nothing. 53 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:46,130 What could a beautiful girl like her see in me? 54 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,915 How could I impress her? 55 00:05:53,474 --> 00:05:55,744 How, indeed. 56 00:06:03,782 --> 00:06:04,960 Jervis? 57 00:06:10,055 --> 00:06:11,943 Good evening, Miss Pleasance. 58 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,909 I'm here to help you forget your recent heartbreak. 59 00:06:15,193 --> 00:06:18,009 Gotham can be a wonderland, Alice. 60 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,014 Tonight, let me be your guide. 61 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:24,884 I'll get my coat. 62 00:06:30,372 --> 00:06:31,617 Did you see that? 63 00:06:31,841 --> 00:06:36,383 - Gotta be the Bat-Creep. - Hey, easy money headed our way. 64 00:06:42,449 --> 00:06:45,713 This is really a surprise, Jervis. You're so... 65 00:06:46,019 --> 00:06:47,482 quiet at work. 66 00:06:47,721 --> 00:06:50,112 Oh, still waters run deep, my dear. 67 00:06:50,391 --> 00:06:54,485 It's always been my philosophy that people should take what they want from life. 68 00:06:54,828 --> 00:06:56,651 Hey, ours too. 69 00:06:56,897 --> 00:06:59,768 Okay, Mr. Hat, let's have the money. 70 00:07:00,066 --> 00:07:02,719 On your way, lest I'm forced to teach you a lesson. 71 00:07:03,002 --> 00:07:04,180 Jervis, no. 72 00:07:04,538 --> 00:07:06,906 It's your funeral, nut boy. 73 00:07:14,579 --> 00:07:17,133 Please, Mr. Hat, go easy on us. 74 00:07:17,616 --> 00:07:19,657 We're sorry. Honest. 75 00:07:21,419 --> 00:07:25,829 Why don't you do something useful, like go jump in the river? 76 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:28,263 Okay. 77 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,278 - Are you all right? - I'm sorry you had to see that. 78 00:07:32,562 --> 00:07:34,767 But they had to be taught a lesson. 79 00:07:39,902 --> 00:07:43,252 Dare we hope Gotham treats you to an early evening, sir? 80 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:48,255 I should be so lucky. The police emergency band just switched on. 81 00:07:48,711 --> 00:07:53,864 Then I'll prepare your usual breakfast: Toast, coffee, bandages. 82 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:55,790 Good night, Alfred. 83 00:07:56,017 --> 00:08:00,755 All units. Two possible suicides reported scaling the Gotham Bridge suspension tower. 84 00:08:01,121 --> 00:08:03,643 - All units, please respond. - Guess I'm elected. 85 00:08:25,777 --> 00:08:27,785 Engage. 86 00:08:34,051 --> 00:08:35,481 Lousy night for a swim. 87 00:08:35,719 --> 00:08:37,793 Mr. Hat told us to jump in the river. 88 00:08:38,989 --> 00:08:42,886 Right. Look, you guys stay calm and... 89 00:08:43,226 --> 00:08:45,299 Gotta do what Mr. Hat says. 90 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:52,794 Stop! 91 00:08:53,035 --> 00:08:54,280 No! 92 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:22,097 Hey, man, keep away from me. 93 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,501 We never touched the creep. 94 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,261 Okay, maybe we hit him up for money, but we never... 95 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,740 Hey, what are we doing here? 96 00:09:38,075 --> 00:09:42,518 Monsieur Tetch, I have created a gastronomical delight for you. 97 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,823 All on the house, of course. 98 00:09:45,081 --> 00:09:46,456 Thank you, Antoine. 99 00:09:46,683 --> 00:09:48,211 Pardon, Monsieur Tetch. 100 00:09:48,451 --> 00:09:51,868 Would you favor us with a photo for our celebrity wall? 101 00:09:52,188 --> 00:09:54,677 Enchanté, my dear. 102 00:09:57,693 --> 00:10:00,826 I had no idea you were such a man about town. 103 00:10:01,864 --> 00:10:06,471 This is a side I share only with those closest to me. 104 00:10:20,013 --> 00:10:24,238 - Don't forget to lock up when you're done. - Right-o. 105 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:34,993 You know, Alice in Wonderland was always my favorite story. 106 00:10:35,361 --> 00:10:39,193 Do you remember "The Mock Turtle's Song"? 107 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:05,192 When you showed me that strange card, I recalled an image from my childhood. 108 00:11:05,554 --> 00:11:10,859 It seems those near-suicides had a run-in with a self-styled Mad Hatter. 109 00:11:11,259 --> 00:11:13,846 I saw that picture earlier today... 110 00:11:14,129 --> 00:11:19,020 in the office of a scientist who creates circuitry similar to this. 111 00:11:25,407 --> 00:11:29,850 Thank you for a wonderful time. You're a terrific friend. 112 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:33,561 Until tomorrow, dear Alice. 113 00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:40,519 Tomorrow and every day afterward. 114 00:11:46,057 --> 00:11:49,539 What a sweet, funny man. 115 00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:54,852 - Alice? - Billy? 116 00:11:56,601 --> 00:11:58,991 Baby, I'm sorry. Can we talk? 117 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:15,517 Good morning. Hello! Good to see you. Lovely day, what? 118 00:12:24,859 --> 00:12:28,439 Oh, Jervis, thanks so much for cheering me up last night. 119 00:12:28,762 --> 00:12:31,349 Listen, I have the most incredible news. 120 00:12:31,631 --> 00:12:35,562 Billy was there after you dropped me off. He apologized. I forgave him. 121 00:12:35,903 --> 00:12:38,392 And then he gave me this. 122 00:12:38,672 --> 00:12:41,095 Can you believe it? 123 00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:44,082 I'm getting married. 124 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,917 Jervis, your hand. 125 00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:52,761 Oh, it's nothing. Forget it. 126 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:55,703 - And congratulations. - Jervis? 127 00:12:55,987 --> 00:12:58,192 Jervis? 128 00:13:02,426 --> 00:13:06,290 I can still fix this. I can still win! 129 00:13:06,631 --> 00:13:08,519 Tetch! 130 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:13,279 I don't know what you did, but Bruce Wayne is demanding to see you now! 131 00:13:14,436 --> 00:13:18,879 I promise you, Tetch, it's your head if you've gotten my department in any trouble. 132 00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:23,270 Oh, do be quiet, Dr. Cates! 133 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:33,248 Excuse me, Alice. Have you seen Marcia or Jervis Tetch? 134 00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:35,795 They left together about half an hour ago. 135 00:13:36,258 --> 00:13:37,436 Together? 136 00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:42,363 Hello? Hi, sweetie. 137 00:13:42,629 --> 00:13:46,493 - My fiancé. - Congratulations. 138 00:13:49,134 --> 00:13:52,431 Billy, what's wrong? You sound so... What? 139 00:13:53,472 --> 00:13:58,396 But why? Billy? Billy. 140 00:13:59,345 --> 00:14:05,261 Excuse me, Mr. Wayne. I think I'm gonna need a minute alone. 141 00:14:09,087 --> 00:14:14,011 Sorry, Billy, me lad, but all's fair in love and war. 142 00:14:34,809 --> 00:14:36,753 Alice, darling. 143 00:14:37,012 --> 00:14:40,844 I had to come back when I heard that cad abandoned you again. 144 00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:44,479 How did you know? I didn't tell anyone. 145 00:14:44,785 --> 00:14:50,801 Oh, pish tosh. What matters now is we have each other, now and forever. 146 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:54,260 Oh, this is getting too weird. 147 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,661 What have you done with Marcia Cates and this girl's fiancé? 148 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,169 No, I don't like this game. 149 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,538 Let's play another. 150 00:15:11,476 --> 00:15:15,886 I anticipated there'd be trouble sooner or later, so I enlisted some help. 151 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:22,002 I'm sure you recognize my friends, The Walrus and The Carpenter. 152 00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:42,627 - Why are you doing this? - For us, my dearest. 153 00:15:42,971 --> 00:15:48,189 Oh, believe me. I didn't want it this way. 154 00:16:54,869 --> 00:16:56,332 Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. 155 00:16:56,571 --> 00:17:00,184 How I wonder what you're at. 156 00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:14,336 Now, this is a game more to my liking. 157 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:18,470 Are you, the famous Batman, so intent upon destroying my happiness... 158 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:23,071 that you'll harm these poor mind-warped innocents to get me? 159 00:17:23,428 --> 00:17:25,404 Let's find out. 160 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:33,827 Off with his head! 161 00:17:44,713 --> 00:17:46,624 Oh, one thing I forgot to mention. 162 00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:50,267 My control over my pawns increases their strength. 163 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,960 Guess you found that out, huh? 164 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,318 Off with his head! 165 00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:31,953 Batman. 166 00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:36,288 There's the knave. Off with his head! 167 00:18:36,628 --> 00:18:38,255 They're programmed to attack me. 168 00:18:38,497 --> 00:18:40,865 - But they won't fight you. - I gotcha. 169 00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:46,982 My aching skull. 170 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:50,706 Come, my dear. It's time we were away. 171 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,605 You're mighty in Gotham, Batman... 172 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:25,449 but in Wonderland, the Mad Hatter reigns supreme. 173 00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:05,720 I'll cut that cowl off your neck before you'll take her. 174 00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:08,794 I've waited my whole lonely life for her! 175 00:20:09,378 --> 00:20:11,681 Then all you've waited for is a puppet. 176 00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:15,704 A soulless little doll. 177 00:20:15,984 --> 00:20:20,875 It didn't have to be this way. You made me do this to her! 178 00:21:16,905 --> 00:21:19,557 - Alice? - Oh, Billy!