1 00:02:07,948 --> 00:02:09,128 No! 2 00:02:47,231 --> 00:02:49,145 You can't do this. 3 00:02:49,401 --> 00:02:51,445 I've seen what you've done to the others. 4 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:55,128 Please let me go. I'll pay anything. 5 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:57,551 You've done enough damage with your money. 6 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:01,528 - You wicked, evil... - Evil, Mrs. Thomas? 7 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:06,650 I don't control a company that leveled a 1000-year-old forest for a strip mine. 8 00:03:07,024 --> 00:03:08,784 That's evil. 9 00:03:22,876 --> 00:03:26,145 You and your kind owe Mother Nature a big debt... 10 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:29,903 and I'm going to see that you pay it. 11 00:03:38,464 --> 00:03:40,770 I don't care how much money we'll lose. 12 00:03:41,035 --> 00:03:45,354 I won't have Wayne Enterprises involved in an operation that destroys a rainforest. 13 00:03:45,707 --> 00:03:50,059 Shut it down or you're gone! One of my greedy directors made a deal... 14 00:03:50,413 --> 00:03:53,004 with a slash-and-burn outfit in the Amazon. 15 00:03:53,282 --> 00:03:54,943 Fortunate you caught it in time. 16 00:03:55,184 --> 00:03:57,644 I hate it when things slip by me. 17 00:03:57,921 --> 00:04:00,414 And with me helping to answer your mail... 18 00:04:00,693 --> 00:04:02,452 nothing will. 19 00:04:03,295 --> 00:04:07,396 - It says here you just won $ 10 million. - That's nice. 20 00:04:07,735 --> 00:04:12,087 You also received a tape from some enterprise called Eternal Youth. 21 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,819 - Shall I have a look? - Be my guest. 22 00:04:27,425 --> 00:04:31,493 - Hello, Mr. Wayne, I'm Violet. - And I'm Lily. 23 00:04:31,831 --> 00:04:36,096 - And we'd like to invite you... - To a free weekend at... 24 00:04:36,436 --> 00:04:39,192 - The Eternal Youth Spa. - The Eternal Youth Spa. 25 00:04:41,143 --> 00:04:43,385 Oh, my. They even speak in unison. 26 00:05:09,346 --> 00:05:12,254 - Maggie. - Hello, love. 27 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,929 Care to join me for a morning jog? 28 00:05:20,026 --> 00:05:24,542 As much as I'd love to, Master Bruce insists I review this tape. 29 00:05:27,437 --> 00:05:31,220 "Eternal Youth." Sounds intriguing. 30 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,899 - Hello, Bruce. - Good morning, Maggie. 31 00:05:37,214 --> 00:05:43,337 Our founder, Dr. Daphne Demeter, has created a medical program... 32 00:05:43,757 --> 00:05:47,694 that actually reverses the aging process. 33 00:05:48,028 --> 00:05:49,975 My gracious. 34 00:05:50,231 --> 00:05:52,144 Everyone's got a gimmick. 35 00:05:52,467 --> 00:05:56,184 You'll enjoy a weekend of sumptuous mineral baths... 36 00:05:56,506 --> 00:05:58,649 specially prepared meals... 37 00:05:58,909 --> 00:06:01,249 and invigorating nature hikes. 38 00:06:01,513 --> 00:06:05,450 - In two days, you'll look... - And feel... 39 00:06:05,784 --> 00:06:07,993 - Years younger! - Years younger! 40 00:06:08,389 --> 00:06:10,433 It's the perfect weekend... 41 00:06:10,691 --> 00:06:13,895 for the harried, stressed-out executive. 42 00:06:14,195 --> 00:06:17,585 You might wanna try this, Bruce, with your late nights and all. 43 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,365 My weekends are shot, Maggie. 44 00:06:19,735 --> 00:06:22,588 But if you and Alfred would like to go in my place... 45 00:06:23,874 --> 00:06:26,115 Thank you, but we couldn't possibly accept. 46 00:06:26,377 --> 00:06:28,585 It's much too generous. 47 00:06:29,416 --> 00:06:31,045 I thought they said it was free. 48 00:06:31,283 --> 00:06:34,968 They did. Oh, Alfie, don't be an old fogy. 49 00:06:35,289 --> 00:06:37,750 A little fresh air would do us both some good. 50 00:06:38,025 --> 00:06:40,518 And you have been promising to take me somewhere. 51 00:06:41,696 --> 00:06:43,391 It's quite out of the question. 52 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:48,257 - I've been shanghaied. - Hush. 53 00:06:49,574 --> 00:06:50,821 Maggie! 54 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,071 May I help you? 55 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:08,617 Hello. I'm Ms. Paige. And this is Mr. Pennyworth. 56 00:07:08,932 --> 00:07:11,075 We'll be filling in for Mr. Wayne. 57 00:07:12,269 --> 00:07:15,954 - Our target is a no-show. - What should we do? 58 00:07:16,807 --> 00:07:18,054 Let them in. 59 00:07:18,276 --> 00:07:21,896 Somebody's got to pay for the sins of Wayne Enterprises. 60 00:07:23,983 --> 00:07:27,154 Good morning. I am your director, Dr. Demeter... 61 00:07:27,455 --> 00:07:32,801 and I welcome you to our wonderful program of organic rejuvenation. 62 00:07:41,539 --> 00:07:44,513 Would you put that thing down and relax? 63 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:47,019 After years of research in my lab... 64 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,773 I have developed this enzyme: Demetrite. 65 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:51,843 The secret of eternal youth. 66 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:56,255 - Doesn't she look wonderful? - Not a day over 90. 67 00:07:56,591 --> 00:07:59,565 Here you'll find demetrite in the food, the water... 68 00:07:59,862 --> 00:08:02,070 even the air you breathe at night. 69 00:08:02,332 --> 00:08:04,092 What a relaxing thought. 70 00:08:07,005 --> 00:08:10,176 I assure you, the enzyme is thoroughly nontoxic... 71 00:08:10,476 --> 00:08:12,422 and completely biodegradable. 72 00:08:12,681 --> 00:08:15,949 And once you see those wrinkles melt away... 73 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:19,223 you'll want to saturate every cell with it. 74 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:24,839 - To eternal youth. - To eternal youth. 75 00:08:35,408 --> 00:08:39,028 - Quite refreshing, actually. - You should taste these. 76 00:08:39,347 --> 00:08:40,943 Delicious. 77 00:08:44,253 --> 00:08:48,900 Now, this is the kind of wilderness experience I could enjoy. 78 00:08:54,232 --> 00:08:57,086 It's a real brain-buster, my friend. 79 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,762 No ransom note, no goodbye note, no nothing. 80 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,500 And she's not the only vanishing industrialist. 81 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,117 Three more were reported this week. 82 00:09:06,382 --> 00:09:07,847 I'll search her penthouse. 83 00:09:08,217 --> 00:09:11,125 Good luck. We put that place under a microscope. 84 00:09:11,419 --> 00:09:13,114 And all we got was eyestrain. 85 00:09:13,358 --> 00:09:15,730 Maybe your Bat radar can... 86 00:09:19,864 --> 00:09:21,526 Oh, never mind. 87 00:09:46,564 --> 00:09:51,179 - Hello, Mrs. Thomas, I'm Violet. - And I'm Lily. 88 00:09:51,538 --> 00:09:55,890 - And we'd like to invite you... - To a free weekend at... 89 00:09:56,245 --> 00:09:58,934 - The Eternal Youth Spa. - The Eternal Youth Spa. 90 00:10:01,817 --> 00:10:06,235 Yes, Master Bruce, I did ask about that lady, as you requested. 91 00:10:06,590 --> 00:10:10,012 But it seems she left by herself two weekends ago. 92 00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:15,216 Why anyone would want to leave this place is beyond me. 93 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:17,264 Alfred, are you okay? 94 00:10:17,505 --> 00:10:22,600 Never better, sir. Everywhere I turn I see another sign of nature's... 95 00:10:24,313 --> 00:10:25,723 beauty. 96 00:10:25,949 --> 00:10:30,017 I assure you that when I return, I'll be feeling like a new man. 97 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:44,505 You know, Maggie, I never realized how dreary this place actually looks. 98 00:10:44,841 --> 00:10:50,035 - Especially after where we've been. - Well, thanks for a splendid weekend. 99 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,764 You are feeling younger, aren't you? 100 00:11:22,988 --> 00:11:24,814 What the...? 101 00:11:34,269 --> 00:11:37,691 - Good to see you, sir. - You too, Alfred. 102 00:11:38,007 --> 00:11:39,287 What's with the jungle? 103 00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:42,450 I thought this drab old cave could use a little color. 104 00:11:42,747 --> 00:11:44,277 How does it look? 105 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,588 - Green. - Yes, so lovely. 106 00:11:51,392 --> 00:11:54,880 I fear all this decorating has given me a dreadful thirst. 107 00:11:56,998 --> 00:12:00,354 - What's that? - Special spa water, sir... 108 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:03,262 with a drop or two of Dr. Demeter's formula. 109 00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:06,392 Wonderful stuff, this demetrite. 110 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,499 Excuse me, sir. I couldn't help... 111 00:12:15,755 --> 00:12:17,767 myself... 112 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:20,337 Alfred! 113 00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:25,199 Really, sir. It was merely a case of overexertion. 114 00:12:25,669 --> 00:12:29,124 My weekend must have been more tiring than I realized. 115 00:12:29,639 --> 00:12:32,100 Well, you get some rest. 116 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,520 I need to check on something. 117 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,537 Alfie! 118 00:13:11,794 --> 00:13:14,418 Maggie, how strange to see you. 119 00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:17,574 - I've just been thinking about... - Going back to the spa? 120 00:13:17,869 --> 00:13:21,007 - How did you know? - That's all I've been thinking about... 121 00:13:21,306 --> 00:13:22,836 since I got home. 122 00:13:23,776 --> 00:13:25,273 Computer log, continuing. 123 00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:29,643 The active ingredient in demetrite's formula is a chlorophyll-based enzyme. 124 00:13:29,985 --> 00:13:33,987 Analysis indicates that it does affect human cellular membranes. 125 00:13:34,723 --> 00:13:40,005 I am now combining equal amounts of the enzyme to human plasma. 126 00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:45,146 What the...? 127 00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:52,192 Alfred! 128 00:13:52,946 --> 00:13:54,193 Alfred! 129 00:13:57,317 --> 00:13:58,662 Alfred! 130 00:13:59,221 --> 00:14:00,981 Alfred! 131 00:14:01,823 --> 00:14:06,623 I don't know why, doctor, but we felt absolutely compelled to come back. 132 00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:09,272 We couldn't keep ourselves away. 133 00:14:10,134 --> 00:14:14,366 Already your bodies have been primed for the true value of my treatment. 134 00:14:14,706 --> 00:14:20,315 The ultimate rejuvenation, the promise of life everlasting. 135 00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:29,053 I say, what is this? 136 00:14:33,265 --> 00:14:34,795 Run, Maggie! 137 00:15:36,578 --> 00:15:39,519 You go after the wrong people, Batman. 138 00:15:41,952 --> 00:15:43,417 Poison Ivy. 139 00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:46,080 Only you would identify yourself with Demeter... 140 00:15:46,357 --> 00:15:48,117 the Greek goddess of plants. 141 00:15:48,359 --> 00:15:50,086 Hey, a high school graduate. 142 00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:57,894 Don't even think about it. 143 00:16:01,576 --> 00:16:03,686 Unusual trees. 144 00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:09,225 Subtropica-brasilias. 145 00:16:09,486 --> 00:16:12,394 As rare as winter roses, Batman. 146 00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:22,162 I tap their sap for my growth enzyme, which you see here... 147 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,739 in its purified, most concentrated form. 148 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,244 The secret of eternal youth. 149 00:16:31,148 --> 00:16:34,351 But you haven't seen my most intriguing trees. 150 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:39,272 Actually, Batman, you and I are surprisingly alike. 151 00:16:40,992 --> 00:16:44,677 We both strive to see evil-doers punished. 152 00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:51,073 But while you have your gallery of rogues... 153 00:16:51,739 --> 00:16:54,396 I have my grove. 154 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,405 This can't be. 155 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:12,773 This dog of a dogwood leveled enough trees to shade a small state. 156 00:17:17,472 --> 00:17:19,166 And weep not for this willow. 157 00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:22,580 She slaughtered an ancient forest to produce cardboard. 158 00:17:22,881 --> 00:17:24,193 Cardboard! 159 00:17:26,151 --> 00:17:28,840 I still owe Bruce Wayne for his involvement... 160 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,099 with that slash-and-burn outfit. 161 00:17:31,357 --> 00:17:35,359 But for now, I'm content to settle for his friends. 162 00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:52,103 Right now, the bark is merely exoskeletal. 163 00:17:52,386 --> 00:17:54,627 It will take months of additional spraying... 164 00:17:54,887 --> 00:17:57,762 before the transformations become irreversible. 165 00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:02,061 But, of course, I have the patience of a redwood. 166 00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:05,754 And the convictions of a fanatic. 167 00:18:06,069 --> 00:18:08,562 If you're not going to be part of the solution... 168 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,696 you're part of the problem. 169 00:18:10,943 --> 00:18:12,572 Ladies. 170 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:22,480 This spray is triple-strength, Batman. 171 00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:26,131 It will start the transformation without any preliminaries. 172 00:18:33,837 --> 00:18:35,914 He should be sprouting leaves by now. 173 00:18:38,543 --> 00:18:40,784 You made your secret too accessible, Ivy. 174 00:18:41,046 --> 00:18:43,507 I coated my outfit with an herbicidal antidote. 175 00:18:44,016 --> 00:18:45,393 Keep spraying! 176 00:19:36,749 --> 00:19:40,915 - And I thought you believed in justice. - Justice, yes. 177 00:19:41,258 --> 00:19:43,467 But not the vengeance of an ecoterrorist. 178 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:46,705 You're as destructive as those you punish. 179 00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:57,257 Look what you've made me do to my poor, defenseless tree. 180 00:20:07,489 --> 00:20:08,834 The enzyme! 181 00:20:13,398 --> 00:20:14,578 No! 182 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:12,335 Alfie, do you realize that this is the second place we've been together... 183 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,202 in as many weeks? 184 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,262 This relationship is branching out. 185 00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:21,613 Please, Maggie. After our encounter with Joan of Bark... 186 00:21:21,952 --> 00:21:24,893 the last thing I want to be reminded of is trees. 187 00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:26,437 Hey, good news. 188 00:21:26,722 --> 00:21:29,893 All of Poison Ivy's victims are expected to recover. 189 00:21:30,196 --> 00:21:34,297 Bruce, please. The plant. Must you? 190 00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:38,750 Maybe I'd better leave this outside. 191 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,592 Nice man, but sometimes not too bright.