1 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:29,567 "Where tracks and golf balls roll and wind." 2 00:01:32,587 --> 00:01:35,887 Round colored banners of all kind. 3 00:01:38,757 --> 00:01:41,511 "Here, new instructions you will find." 4 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:44,546 You've come to the right place, Mr. McWhirter. 5 00:01:44,825 --> 00:01:47,163 You won't be able to find me. 6 00:01:47,427 --> 00:01:49,984 Just follow the sound of my voice. 7 00:01:53,497 --> 00:01:55,190 Who the devil are you? 8 00:01:55,998 --> 00:02:00,991 Well, for a diplomatic courier, you're not very diplomatic, are you? 9 00:02:01,366 --> 00:02:04,305 If you're my contact, what's the countersign? 10 00:02:05,502 --> 00:02:07,130 Patience, patience. 11 00:02:07,703 --> 00:02:12,925 All your questions will be answered, if you'll simply follow the running lights. 12 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,116 Okay, I'm here. Now what? 13 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:40,411 Now then, about that collection of bearer bonds you're supposed to transport... 14 00:02:40,751 --> 00:02:44,017 if you'll just tell me where I can find them... 15 00:02:44,319 --> 00:02:46,176 you might get out of here alive. 16 00:02:56,023 --> 00:02:58,710 All right! All right, I'll tell you! 17 00:02:59,258 --> 00:03:01,716 Good call. Now, hurry up. 18 00:03:02,361 --> 00:03:05,944 I hate it when people talk with their mouth full. 19 00:03:13,531 --> 00:03:17,114 All we know is this: Last night, the International Relief Consortium... 20 00:03:17,433 --> 00:03:20,153 was supposed to receive a delivery from a courier. 21 00:03:20,436 --> 00:03:23,473 This guy. Name's McWhirter. 22 00:03:25,669 --> 00:03:26,848 He's lucky to be alive. 23 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:29,692 He was supposed to pick up and deliver a donation... 24 00:03:29,972 --> 00:03:33,293 a diplomatic pouch containing $ 750,000 in bearer bonds... 25 00:03:33,607 --> 00:03:35,519 earmarked for humanitarian aid... 26 00:03:35,774 --> 00:03:38,877 To starving refugees in Eastern Europe. Yeah, I know. 27 00:03:39,409 --> 00:03:41,834 Only McWhirter never showed up. 28 00:03:42,112 --> 00:03:44,733 Somebody else got to the bonds before he did. 29 00:03:45,011 --> 00:03:46,257 And now they're missing. 30 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:50,194 The same somebody who lured him into that quicksand trap you mentioned? 31 00:03:50,514 --> 00:03:54,830 You know who that sounds like, don't you? Wormwood. The Interrogator. 32 00:03:55,317 --> 00:03:59,665 The guy who specializes in using deathtraps to pry information out of his victims? 33 00:04:00,019 --> 00:04:05,143 Terrific. Look up "slippery" in the dictionary, and you get Josiah Wormwood. 34 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:10,283 Well, I guess if anyone can pin something on him and make it stick, you can. 35 00:04:10,657 --> 00:04:13,978 Maybe. Right now, though, we're not even sure he's in town. 36 00:04:15,191 --> 00:04:18,010 But I think I know which one of Wormwood's associates... 37 00:04:18,294 --> 00:04:21,167 might be able to give me that information. 38 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,853 Oh, yeah, I remember this clown. 39 00:04:27,129 --> 00:04:30,844 Nothing but a two-bit con man. But a continental type, a real smoothie... 40 00:04:31,165 --> 00:04:33,503 the kind who'll do anything for a free meal. 41 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:36,159 Calls himself "The Baron." 42 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:42,371 Ladies and gentlemen, our guest speaker this evening... 43 00:04:42,702 --> 00:04:45,641 Baron Waclaw Jozek. 44 00:04:59,209 --> 00:05:01,579 Madam President, honored guests... 45 00:05:02,045 --> 00:05:04,087 this is a rare pleasure for me. 46 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,132 Unaccustomed as I am to being sought after... 47 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:16,928 Whoa! Oh, no! 48 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,883 Oh, no. No! 49 00:05:28,356 --> 00:05:31,109 How dare you manhandle me. 50 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:34,301 I want information from you. 51 00:05:35,493 --> 00:05:38,628 By the way, I hope you're not afraid of heights. 52 00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:52,105 That's all you have on your friend, Wormwood? 53 00:05:52,366 --> 00:05:54,955 I've told you all I know. 54 00:05:57,034 --> 00:05:59,656 What more do you want? Let me down. 55 00:05:59,936 --> 00:06:02,361 Just one more thing, Baron. 56 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:05,495 I suggest that for your health... 57 00:06:06,906 --> 00:06:12,216 you take a vacation, somewhere far away from Gotham City. 58 00:06:30,316 --> 00:06:32,075 Come in. 59 00:06:43,456 --> 00:06:45,728 This had better be important, Waclaw. 60 00:06:48,024 --> 00:06:49,651 It is, to me. 61 00:06:59,728 --> 00:07:02,831 I want the Batman's cape and cowl. 62 00:07:03,129 --> 00:07:05,237 And I want you to get them for me. 63 00:07:07,832 --> 00:07:12,540 Humble the legendary Batman? I must admit, it is an intriguing challenge. 64 00:07:13,402 --> 00:07:15,576 But I'm afraid I can't contain my curiosity. 65 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:19,722 I must know, what do you want them for? 66 00:07:21,705 --> 00:07:24,458 I will be glad to tell you that, dear Wormwood... 67 00:07:24,739 --> 00:07:28,092 if you'll tell me how you got those bearer bonds... 68 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:31,378 away from the International Relief Consortium. 69 00:07:33,376 --> 00:07:35,801 I don't know what you're talking about. 70 00:07:37,212 --> 00:07:38,840 Have it your way. 71 00:07:39,078 --> 00:07:40,869 In that case, I will say... 72 00:07:41,114 --> 00:07:45,495 only that you will be very well paid to do as I request... 73 00:07:46,149 --> 00:07:50,213 without further questions. 74 00:07:54,286 --> 00:07:57,552 All right, I'll get you the Batman's cape and cowl. 75 00:07:58,055 --> 00:07:59,518 That won't be difficult. 76 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:03,508 He is only human, after all. 77 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:27,256 Got a new toy, I see. 78 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:30,073 I figure it might come in handy. 79 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:34,115 - It might get you in trouble with the mayor. - Let me worry about the mayor. 80 00:08:34,435 --> 00:08:36,959 Here, have a look at this. 81 00:08:40,973 --> 00:08:45,769 "Where iron horses go to rot and children toot their horns a lot. 82 00:08:46,142 --> 00:08:49,342 A damsel's pleas shall come to naught." 83 00:08:49,643 --> 00:08:51,620 Do you know what it means? 84 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,820 Don't you? 85 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,512 Looking for someone, Batman? 86 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:49,074 Sorry, you won't find me in there. 87 00:09:49,335 --> 00:09:51,705 However, you will find... 88 00:09:51,971 --> 00:09:53,402 a trap! 89 00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:08,086 Now then, you have approximately one minute to save that young woman. 90 00:10:18,181 --> 00:10:21,054 But I'll remove her from jeopardy... 91 00:10:21,349 --> 00:10:24,834 if you simply surrender your cape and cowl. 92 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:28,700 You can push it through the opening at the base of the engine door. 93 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,258 Thirty seconds left, Batman. 94 00:10:36,422 --> 00:10:38,279 Fifteen seconds. 95 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:43,557 Help! Please, help! 96 00:10:52,795 --> 00:10:54,838 One second left. 97 00:10:59,332 --> 00:11:00,861 A hologram? 98 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:29,070 Do you have the items? 99 00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:30,841 No. 100 00:11:31,078 --> 00:11:32,990 The first apparatus... 101 00:11:33,247 --> 00:11:35,519 The trap at the old railway exhibit? 102 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,172 Yes. He beat it. 103 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,425 So there will have to be others? 104 00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:45,980 Only one. And this time, I shall put the man himself in jeopardy. 105 00:11:46,818 --> 00:11:52,871 I have a facility at De Larues Wax Museum that will serve our purposes nicely. 106 00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:56,012 Just see that you succeed. 107 00:11:56,355 --> 00:12:02,473 Oh, I will. And once you have what you want, you must tell me why... Well! 108 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:09,036 "Where Washington and young Babe Ruth..." 109 00:12:09,297 --> 00:12:12,017 stand side by side with John Wilkes Booth... 110 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:15,484 "Batman will find a plan uncouth." 111 00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:18,256 Well, what do you think this one means? 112 00:12:19,065 --> 00:12:21,938 Those famous figures standing around together? 113 00:12:22,235 --> 00:12:26,518 - De Larues Wax Museum, what else? - Oh, of course. 114 00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:51,954 Over here, Batman. 115 00:12:54,048 --> 00:12:56,801 That's it. Come right in. 116 00:13:05,787 --> 00:13:11,643 Now, if I might call your attention to the panel sliding open along the ceiling. 117 00:13:12,055 --> 00:13:15,989 It's uncovering a 20,000-watt halogen bulb. 118 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:20,673 I don't actually know how hot 20,000 watts make a room... 119 00:13:21,327 --> 00:13:23,720 but I do know that it melts wax. 120 00:13:34,432 --> 00:13:38,332 And eventually, it will melt you. 121 00:14:01,744 --> 00:14:06,223 Of course, you can save yourself simply by giving me your cape and cowl. 122 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:10,450 After all, it looks like your weapons are covered with wax. 123 00:14:10,748 --> 00:14:12,343 No hurry. I'll wait. 124 00:14:13,982 --> 00:14:17,282 Oh, very inventive. Do you suppose it will work? 125 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:44,904 Congratulations. But don't breathe too deeply, Batman. 126 00:14:45,364 --> 00:14:47,538 It seems that when you shattered the lamp... 127 00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:52,889 you triggered the release of a toxic nerve gas from a tank in the ceiling. 128 00:14:53,265 --> 00:14:56,783 Now, your cape and cowl, please. 129 00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:03,289 All right. All right. Turn off the gas. 130 00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,051 You win. 131 00:15:19,342 --> 00:15:22,281 Nothing like a breath of fresh air, eh, Batman? 132 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:29,283 And now, your cape and cowl, please. 133 00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,659 Satisfied? 134 00:15:38,352 --> 00:15:39,783 Actually, no. 135 00:15:40,018 --> 00:15:45,110 I wonder if you would put those down neatly over here, by the light. 136 00:15:50,258 --> 00:15:52,203 A second mask? 137 00:15:52,457 --> 00:15:56,237 Not as confident as we'd seem then, are we? 138 00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:02,362 Well, keep your silly identity. These are all I require. 139 00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:21,765 Stop stalling, Jozek. 140 00:16:24,471 --> 00:16:25,782 I've got the goods. 141 00:16:26,105 --> 00:16:28,410 Have you got my certified check? 142 00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:31,068 I have indeed. 143 00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:35,454 But first, let us drink to our success. 144 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,418 On one condition. 145 00:16:38,676 --> 00:16:43,505 Will you tell me why you wanted Batman's cape and cowl, finally? 146 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:49,124 But you know my condition. You must tell me your secret. 147 00:16:49,515 --> 00:16:52,782 Then I will tell you mine. 148 00:16:54,885 --> 00:16:57,377 What did you do with those bonds? 149 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,629 And who commissioned their theft? 150 00:17:08,891 --> 00:17:14,944 If you really want to know, an agent of the Quirian Emirates will get the bonds... 151 00:17:15,361 --> 00:17:19,425 from a locker at Pan-Europa Airways tomorrow... 152 00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:22,635 when I meet him there to give him this key. 153 00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:31,056 Now, what will you do with the cape and cowl? 154 00:17:36,302 --> 00:17:39,623 I am going to wear them. 155 00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:46,232 You're not Jozek? 156 00:17:50,074 --> 00:17:53,308 You were playing... Playing me for a fool. 157 00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:56,734 From the day you first walked in here. 158 00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:06,047 It was you I was dealing with all along. 159 00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:08,390 Give me the key. 160 00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:41,076 If you really want to know, an agent of the Quirian Emirates... 161 00:20:41,415 --> 00:20:44,168 The bugs in the room picked up the whole story on tape. 162 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:47,771 - At Pan-Europa Airways tomorrow. 163 00:20:49,286 --> 00:20:52,007 - Thank you, commissioner. - Thank you. 164 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:58,425 And thank Jozek for the use of the hall, if he ever returns from Europe. 165 00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:04,625 When we collared the Quirian agent at the airport, he sang like a bird. 166 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:08,794 And he fingered you as the guy who was gonna sell him the bonds. 167 00:21:09,127 --> 00:21:10,722 Oh, I almost forgot. 168 00:21:11,428 --> 00:21:12,990 This came for you. 169 00:21:17,564 --> 00:21:22,328 "Confinement will speed your reform. But long, cold nights will be the norm. 170 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:26,414 So here's a thing to keep you warm." 171 00:21:27,602 --> 00:21:29,677 Well.