1 00:01:50,356 --> 00:01:52,811 Hand it over, Judge Vargas. 2 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,851 The doctor said a trade. 3 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,027 Then let's trade. 4 00:02:05,843 --> 00:02:07,305 We had a deal. 5 00:02:08,579 --> 00:02:09,986 Numbers. 6 00:02:11,984 --> 00:02:13,544 Crunch it. 7 00:02:18,259 --> 00:02:19,982 Twenty grand short, Snap. 8 00:02:21,662 --> 00:02:25,175 The price just went up another hundred thou. 9 00:02:25,935 --> 00:02:29,001 Please, I can't pay that much. 10 00:02:29,641 --> 00:02:33,415 No, you'll pay. You make a mistake, you always pay. 11 00:02:34,145 --> 00:02:35,967 My sentiments exactly. 12 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,826 Judge Vargas! 13 00:02:52,402 --> 00:02:54,824 Judge Vargas! Stop! 14 00:03:21,005 --> 00:03:22,379 Help! 15 00:03:54,315 --> 00:03:56,420 Thank heavens she's not badly hurt. 16 00:03:56,684 --> 00:03:59,140 They don't know when she'll regain consciousness. 17 00:03:59,756 --> 00:04:03,203 I've known Maria Vargas for 20 years. The best judge on the circuit. 18 00:04:03,527 --> 00:04:05,087 It can't be blackmail. 19 00:04:05,564 --> 00:04:09,273 There was something on that videotape she didn't want anyone to see. 20 00:04:09,668 --> 00:04:13,115 I had dinner with her a week ago. She was just back from vacation. 21 00:04:13,439 --> 00:04:15,294 Looked so relaxed. 22 00:04:18,481 --> 00:04:22,987 Commissioner, that limo's plate is registered to the Yucca Springs Resort Corporation. 23 00:04:23,519 --> 00:04:28,254 Yucca Springs is where Maria vacationed. Some sort of executive-relaxation program. 24 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,543 That's one of Roland Daggett's subsidiary companies. 25 00:04:33,599 --> 00:04:35,388 What are you going to...? 26 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:48,826 Do I look stressed out to you? 27 00:04:49,652 --> 00:04:55,151 - You? Get out of town. - Exactly. I think I need a vacation. 28 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:09,664 Now that you've enrolled in the stress-management program Vargas took... 29 00:05:10,012 --> 00:05:14,714 may I ask what your next step is, sir? - That's up to Dr. Hugo Strange. 30 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:17,955 I think he's the same doctor Judge Vargas mentioned. 31 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:21,237 My first session with him is in 15 minutes. 32 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:24,844 In that case, perhaps I should lay out your evening clothes. 33 00:05:29,237 --> 00:05:32,848 - Are you sure this will help me relax, doc? - But of course. 34 00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:36,309 My radiopathic monitoring device is infallible. 35 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,397 It works by lowering your defenses. 36 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,360 What defenses might those be? 37 00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:50,101 The defenses we create to hide the truth from ourselves and others. 38 00:05:50,464 --> 00:05:54,326 For when we do this, we create stress. Is it not so? 39 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:58,085 - Some secrets are worth keeping. - If you feel so... 40 00:05:58,408 --> 00:06:01,669 there must be considerable stress in your life. 41 00:06:02,379 --> 00:06:05,412 So we should start with your childhood, yes? 42 00:06:06,919 --> 00:06:09,853 I don't have much to say about my childhood. 43 00:06:10,723 --> 00:06:15,033 Is there some past tragedy you do not wish to acknowledge? 44 00:06:37,324 --> 00:06:40,455 Perhaps the loss of your parents? 45 00:06:44,233 --> 00:06:48,608 Were they taken from you by violence? 46 00:06:51,107 --> 00:06:53,409 What happened to my parents is no secret. 47 00:06:53,712 --> 00:06:57,127 But no one knows that you feel it was your fault, yes? 48 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:01,061 I was only a child. There was nothing I could do. 49 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:06,018 But you wanted to do something. You were filled with anger. 50 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:10,772 You desired... what? A need filled you. 51 00:07:11,134 --> 00:07:15,836 All-consuming, all-controlling. What was it, Mr. Wayne? 52 00:07:17,008 --> 00:07:18,863 What was it? 53 00:07:19,446 --> 00:07:21,901 I wanted... 54 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:26,431 Yes? 55 00:07:27,856 --> 00:07:29,547 Revenge! 56 00:07:33,896 --> 00:07:38,752 Your relaxation therapy doesn't seem to be working too well on me, Dr. Strange. 57 00:07:39,271 --> 00:07:43,843 The first session is ofttimes traumatic. We will continue tomorrow, yes? 58 00:07:45,912 --> 00:07:49,687 I'll have to think about it. Good day, doc. 59 00:07:53,355 --> 00:07:55,265 And good day to you... 60 00:07:55,992 --> 00:07:57,486 Batman. 61 00:08:09,108 --> 00:08:11,693 Boy, did you get a wrong number! 62 00:08:11,978 --> 00:08:14,400 Leave your message at the sound of the shriek. 63 00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:17,104 No, please, don't! 64 00:08:19,689 --> 00:08:22,340 I am speaking, I trust, to The Joker? 65 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:28,621 Your number was not easy to find. This is Dr. Hugo Strange. 66 00:08:29,234 --> 00:08:34,504 I am arranging an auction for an item I believe you will find most enticing. 67 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:58,100 Master Bruce, Dr. Strange has just left the grounds. 68 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,016 Good. 69 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:04,609 This is my chance to get a closer look at his machine. 70 00:09:05,882 --> 00:09:08,151 I've got bad feelings about it, Alfred. 71 00:09:32,381 --> 00:09:33,788 Judge Vargas. 72 00:09:37,055 --> 00:09:41,659 - Let us begin with your childhood. - I'd rather not, doctor. 73 00:09:42,361 --> 00:09:47,096 Hiding secrets can lead to stress. What secrets are you hiding? 74 00:09:47,801 --> 00:09:49,208 Let me guess. 75 00:09:49,437 --> 00:09:53,660 You liked to play with matches, yes? 76 00:09:54,009 --> 00:10:00,152 Yes. I mean, no. No! Playing with matches, my parents told me it was wrong. 77 00:10:04,323 --> 00:10:07,901 I didn't mean to. It was an accident! 78 00:10:08,395 --> 00:10:13,512 So you were the one responsible for the great Gotham dock fire 30 years ago. 79 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:19,446 All this guilt you have carried inside you. Do you not feel better now? 80 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:24,428 It can see thoughts. 81 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,366 Sunshine. Clean air. 82 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,110 Oh, I hate it. 83 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:05,366 Dr. Strange better have a good reason for dragging us out to the middle of nowhere. 84 00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:11,463 Have you no poetry in your soul, my dichotomous friend? 85 00:11:11,843 --> 00:11:15,902 There is a certain stark beauty to this environment. 86 00:11:16,415 --> 00:11:21,085 It's too brown. I prefer green, as in money. 87 00:11:21,588 --> 00:11:23,792 You have a point. 88 00:11:29,265 --> 00:11:31,468 Hey, what's in this one? 89 00:11:32,669 --> 00:11:36,346 Why, just what the doctor ordered. 90 00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:51,248 Good heavens! 91 00:11:51,726 --> 00:11:54,214 Master Bruce, you must get out immediately. 92 00:11:55,264 --> 00:11:58,264 Almost through, Alfred. Has Strange come back? 93 00:11:58,569 --> 00:12:00,424 It's much worse than that, sir. 94 00:12:10,451 --> 00:12:14,761 Hey, bucko, I'd be a little more careful with the luggage if I were you. 95 00:12:15,124 --> 00:12:19,052 Otherwise you might lose your tip. Not to mention your head. 96 00:12:19,563 --> 00:12:25,259 - Yes, sir, Mr. Joker, sir. - It's so hard to find good help these days. 97 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,973 How true. How true. 98 00:12:34,514 --> 00:12:38,638 The Joker, Two-Face and The Penguin just arrived with large quantities of cash. 99 00:12:40,156 --> 00:12:43,571 So that's it. Strange isn't planning to blackmail me. 100 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,992 - He's going to auction my tape. - Tape, sir? 101 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,568 I'll explain later. Keep me informed. 102 00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:07,861 - You are Bruce Wayne's butler, are you not? - Yes. 103 00:13:08,459 --> 00:13:10,433 Most excellent. 104 00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:43,195 Remove him! 105 00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:49,991 It took me years to build that device... 106 00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:52,471 but no matter. 107 00:13:54,218 --> 00:13:58,953 You were, perhaps, looking for this? Your butler told us you would be here. 108 00:13:59,358 --> 00:14:02,554 It took a dose of sodium pentothal to persuade him to talk. 109 00:14:02,863 --> 00:14:04,870 He is quite loyal to you. 110 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,302 You are a valuable commodity, Bruce Wayne. 111 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,178 Or should I say... 112 00:14:11,273 --> 00:14:12,484 Batman? 113 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,866 Take him away! 114 00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:23,022 Oh, Master Bruce, I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. 115 00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:29,220 Nonsense, Alfred. Believe it or not, this is working out just as I planned. 116 00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:32,022 How reassuring. 117 00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:38,747 First, I would like to thank you for coming all this way. 118 00:14:39,074 --> 00:14:40,383 Get to the point! 119 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:48,211 Very well. I have here incontestable proof... 120 00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:51,850 of Batman's secret identity. 121 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,721 Now, gentlemen... 122 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,780 how much am I bid? 123 00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:05,218 Does Dr. Strange truly have proof of your identity, sir? 124 00:15:05,676 --> 00:15:07,848 I'm afraid so. 125 00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:20,424 - Five hundred thousand. - Poof! Chicken feed. I'll bid a million. 126 00:15:20,895 --> 00:15:25,118 - Two million! - I have two million. Do I hear three? 127 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,281 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 128 00:15:29,473 --> 00:15:32,669 - Get out of my face, clown! - Which one? 129 00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:39,225 Gentlemen, it behooves us not to fight amongst ourselves. 130 00:15:39,553 --> 00:15:45,019 Well put, sardine breath. I think we should pool our resources on this. 131 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:51,540 $51,240,685... 132 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,462 and... 133 00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:56,959 53 cents. 134 00:15:58,577 --> 00:15:59,657 Sold! 135 00:16:01,547 --> 00:16:05,159 And now I give you Batman's secret identity. 136 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,567 And after the show, you shall meet its star. 137 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:20,575 Focus! Focus! Focus! 138 00:16:26,546 --> 00:16:29,842 It is a perfect plan. With this machine... 139 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:36,201 I can imagine Batman to be anyone I choose. And these fools will pay a fortune. 140 00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:41,830 Wait! It's not the right tape! 141 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:45,317 Fellow miscreants, we've been had! 142 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:49,828 I'm gonna use your head for a bowling ball, Strange. 143 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,386 Get him! 144 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,796 I should have known better than to deal with the likes of you. 145 00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:24,370 I spoke to Master Dick, sir, as you requested. 146 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:27,208 Excellent, Alfred. To the airport. 147 00:17:36,603 --> 00:17:39,702 Bailing out of the resort business, Hugo? 148 00:17:40,007 --> 00:17:44,993 - Joker, I swear it was the wrong tape! - You're telling me? 149 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:50,017 Come on, Hugo. Time to fly the unfriendly skies. 150 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:28,841 Why, Hugo! Why didn't you tell us about your fear of flying? 151 00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:33,979 Joker, please. I was set up. Bruce Wayne is Batman. 152 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:36,997 That's absurd. I know Bruce Wayne. 153 00:18:37,546 --> 00:18:40,132 If he's Batman, I'm the king of England. 154 00:18:40,518 --> 00:18:42,939 And people say I'm crazy. 155 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:49,467 Say, is it hot in here, or is it just me? 156 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,789 Harv, open that door so we can get a breeze. 157 00:18:54,136 --> 00:18:57,649 - Good idea. - No! 158 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:07,815 Remember, it's not the fall, it's the sudden stop. 159 00:19:21,104 --> 00:19:25,097 Man, things haven't been the same since deregulation. 160 00:19:57,616 --> 00:19:59,591 What a rush! 161 00:20:00,987 --> 00:20:02,481 Stay where you are. 162 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:10,266 You may notice, my masked friend, that we have the guns. 163 00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:21,650 Ah, well, Arkham is nice this time of year. 164 00:20:27,856 --> 00:20:30,791 Maria told me everything when she woke up in the hospital. 165 00:20:31,093 --> 00:20:34,988 The dock fire was an accident. She had nothing to fear from the truth. 166 00:20:35,531 --> 00:20:40,353 But you do, Batman. Soon the whole world will know you are really Bruce Wayne. 167 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:44,451 You created that tape in the theater by imagining me saying those lies... 168 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:49,698 but the tape of your thoughts is the truth. I know your secret. 169 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,125 - What secret is that? - No. It is impossible! 170 00:20:54,489 --> 00:20:57,620 Strange, I knew from the start your machine could read minds. 171 00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:00,645 That's why I asked Bruce Wayne to help me expose you. 172 00:21:01,098 --> 00:21:04,676 And I was glad to do it. Maria Vargas is a friend of mine. 173 00:21:06,437 --> 00:21:10,082 Let's go. You'll have lots of time to think about it in prison. 174 00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:25,261 Not bad, huh? Maybe I'll shuck this crime-fighting gig and try Hollywood. 175 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:34,050 I wish you weren't so tall, though. Walking in leg-extension braces is a pain. 176 00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:37,641 - Where to now, Master Bruce? - Home, Alfred. 177 00:21:38,179 --> 00:21:42,008 I've had enough vacation to last me a long time.