1 00:01:26,479 --> 00:01:30,153 Be sure the bulbs are spaced far enough apart for proper root growth... 2 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:34,983 and remember to give the seedlings plenty of sunlight. 3 00:01:45,653 --> 00:01:49,098 Add just enough water. Then... 4 00:01:49,489 --> 00:01:51,397 Hey, I was watching that. 5 00:01:51,657 --> 00:01:55,003 And now you're watching this. 6 00:01:55,459 --> 00:01:59,384 Next, a dog drinks milk out of his owner's mouth. 7 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,189 Change it back. 8 00:02:01,428 --> 00:02:04,459 No, no, no. Don't want to. 9 00:02:05,129 --> 00:02:06,688 Guard! 10 00:02:07,231 --> 00:02:09,084 What's the problem? 11 00:02:09,332 --> 00:02:14,565 Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the plant lady's gone wackers again. 12 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,235 He started it. I was just sitting here. 13 00:02:17,736 --> 00:02:21,081 That's right. You're always blaming me. 14 00:02:21,404 --> 00:02:23,409 And the children wonder why we fight. 15 00:02:24,305 --> 00:02:25,710 Crazy... 16 00:02:25,939 --> 00:02:28,392 I know you are, but what am I? 17 00:02:28,674 --> 00:02:33,884 Okay, okay, you'll watch this quietly, or you'll go back to your cells. 18 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,497 I don't care. 19 00:02:40,379 --> 00:02:43,823 You hold my hand, and I'll slug you. 20 00:02:44,147 --> 00:02:45,356 Guard! 21 00:02:45,581 --> 00:02:50,791 Just kidding. Just kidding. Pammy, lighten up. 22 00:02:51,183 --> 00:02:54,628 This is Summer Gleason live at Gotham Palisades Boardwalk. 23 00:02:54,952 --> 00:02:59,007 Where it's opening day at billionaire Cameron Kaiser's latest showplace resort. 24 00:03:00,786 --> 00:03:04,874 Total price tag for this fun-seeker's mecca, nearly $300 million. 25 00:03:06,056 --> 00:03:10,329 It's true, Summer. I set out to create the most opulent gambling resort in the world. 26 00:03:10,692 --> 00:03:14,463 What's a few million here and there as long as my guests are happy? 27 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:17,857 Gotham's elite have turned out in style for the opening. 28 00:03:18,161 --> 00:03:20,461 Bruce Wayne, perhaps you can give us a hint... 29 00:03:20,731 --> 00:03:24,339 about the top-secret theme of Mr. Kaiser's new casino. 30 00:03:24,664 --> 00:03:28,141 Looks like we'll find out together, Summer. 31 00:03:28,467 --> 00:03:31,279 Ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over. 32 00:03:31,568 --> 00:03:33,900 I officially welcome you, one and all... 33 00:03:35,869 --> 00:03:38,681 to Jokers Wild. 34 00:03:38,971 --> 00:03:41,206 Say what? 35 00:03:53,877 --> 00:03:56,144 Just disgusting. 36 00:03:56,411 --> 00:03:58,743 Summer, we're on the air. 37 00:03:59,079 --> 00:04:02,971 Oh... There you have it. Let's get a reaction from the guests. 38 00:04:03,314 --> 00:04:06,627 - Mr. Wayne. - No comment. 39 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:13,160 Mr. Kaiser... 40 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:18,618 why build a casino seemingly in honor of one of history's most notorious outlaws? 41 00:04:19,022 --> 00:04:23,873 Summer, please. My joker's a classic symbol, long associated with cards and games. 42 00:04:24,257 --> 00:04:29,205 I can't help it if there's a passing resemblance to some criminal fruitcake. 43 00:04:30,092 --> 00:04:35,586 How dare that smug, preening fool try to cash in on my image. 44 00:04:36,229 --> 00:04:38,082 Now who should lighten up? 45 00:04:38,731 --> 00:04:40,485 Don't get cute with me, Red. 46 00:04:41,298 --> 00:04:43,718 He's ripping me off. I'll protest. 47 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,886 Yeah, I'll sue. 48 00:04:46,134 --> 00:04:48,074 Then I'll rip his lungs out. 49 00:04:48,335 --> 00:04:50,155 And I will too. 50 00:04:50,403 --> 00:04:52,735 Take it easy. 51 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:55,176 I feel dizzy. 52 00:04:55,404 --> 00:04:58,368 Sick... Everything's spinning. 53 00:05:00,007 --> 00:05:01,915 Need a doctor. 54 00:05:02,774 --> 00:05:04,496 Oh, Joker? 55 00:05:04,742 --> 00:05:07,293 Thanks for the smile. 56 00:05:23,784 --> 00:05:26,334 Hang on. I'll get Dr. Bartholomew. 57 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,963 Yes. Hurry. Please. 58 00:05:35,056 --> 00:05:36,581 Sucker. 59 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:49,446 What a maroon. 60 00:05:49,729 --> 00:05:52,628 I know you are, but what am I? 61 00:05:55,464 --> 00:05:57,186 The Joker! 62 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:05,831 Exit stage left, laughing all the way. 63 00:06:06,868 --> 00:06:08,841 - Hey! - Excuse me. 64 00:06:20,775 --> 00:06:22,181 - There he is! - Get him! 65 00:06:23,444 --> 00:06:28,458 Step right up and play everyone's favorite game, "What's the Joker got in the pail?" 66 00:06:29,513 --> 00:06:31,485 Maybe a deadly poison? 67 00:06:31,747 --> 00:06:35,289 Or maybe just something to make the floor nice and slippery. 68 00:06:35,881 --> 00:06:38,726 - Hey. - Look out. 69 00:06:41,352 --> 00:06:44,698 I always did know how to make an exit. 70 00:07:07,029 --> 00:07:10,288 Don't try this at home, kids. 71 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,225 Peekaboo. 72 00:07:21,434 --> 00:07:24,465 Sorry, no riders. 73 00:07:30,906 --> 00:07:36,846 Now to treat Mr. Cameron Kaiser to a real blowout opening. 74 00:07:47,147 --> 00:07:50,853 I didn't mind driving down here at a moment's notice with your equipment. 75 00:07:51,248 --> 00:07:54,693 And I was happy to dream up a plausible alibi for your date. 76 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:59,202 But staying in this horrid place pushes even my tolerance. 77 00:07:59,585 --> 00:08:00,991 Mine too. 78 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:06,430 But I'm convinced it wasn't Kaiser's original goal to make a Joker-themed casino. 79 00:08:08,456 --> 00:08:11,323 - See? - But why the deception? 80 00:08:11,723 --> 00:08:13,860 That's what I intend to find out. 81 00:08:41,171 --> 00:08:42,576 "Camelot." 82 00:08:56,342 --> 00:08:58,958 Looks like Kaiser broke the bank on this place. 83 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:07,160 What an interesting hobby you've got, Cameron. 84 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,176 Hey, you. 85 00:09:31,491 --> 00:09:34,107 Where are you? Come out and fight. 86 00:09:59,138 --> 00:10:01,557 Jumping Jiminy Christmas. 87 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:10,292 It's an homage to me. 88 00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:13,028 I'm kind of sorry I have to blow it up. 89 00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:17,586 Go on and open table six. We got players waiting. 90 00:10:21,314 --> 00:10:24,540 Then again, all work and no play. 91 00:10:28,751 --> 00:10:31,301 Good evening, folks. 92 00:10:33,286 --> 00:10:35,106 The game is blackjack. 93 00:10:35,353 --> 00:10:38,253 Joker's rules, of course. 94 00:10:44,658 --> 00:10:46,925 Blackjack already. 95 00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:48,620 Lucky me. 96 00:10:48,861 --> 00:10:50,681 - Hey. - Hold on. 97 00:10:51,228 --> 00:10:52,819 Don't be sore losers. 98 00:10:53,095 --> 00:10:56,125 We're here to have fun. 99 00:10:57,630 --> 00:11:01,042 Mr. Kaiser, that dealer's doing something screwy. 100 00:11:01,365 --> 00:11:02,575 I'm calling security. 101 00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:04,139 No. Wait. 102 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:08,879 Mercy me. Another blackjack. 103 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,461 One might think I had an ace up my sleeve. 104 00:11:13,536 --> 00:11:14,811 Let him deal. 105 00:11:15,238 --> 00:11:18,235 Yes, sir. You're the boss. 106 00:11:28,944 --> 00:11:32,072 - Try your luck, friend? - Why not? 107 00:11:32,745 --> 00:11:35,677 Say, don't I know you? 108 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:38,629 Sure. Bruce Wayne. 109 00:11:39,549 --> 00:11:43,855 So this is how your family made all those billions. 110 00:11:44,717 --> 00:11:47,332 The secret's out. And you are? 111 00:11:48,119 --> 00:11:52,272 Oh, just a nameless clown, shuffling my life away. 112 00:11:52,989 --> 00:11:56,531 Too bad it has to be in such gruesome surroundings. 113 00:11:59,424 --> 00:12:01,211 Don't care for the décor? 114 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:05,067 Not hardly. All those horrible faces grinning at me... 115 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,845 That would do things to my mind after a while. 116 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:10,671 Who says you have one? 117 00:12:13,396 --> 00:12:18,509 Yeah, I'd be ready for the laughing academy if I had to stare at that ugly clown all day. 118 00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:22,573 - Why I ought to... - Hit me. 119 00:12:29,402 --> 00:12:31,343 Twenty. 120 00:12:32,271 --> 00:12:35,302 Oh, lucky me. Twenty-one. 121 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:39,610 How nice. A little something for the Wayne Charity Fund. 122 00:12:41,508 --> 00:12:43,514 Good night. 123 00:12:52,046 --> 00:12:54,346 He's here. 124 00:12:54,616 --> 00:12:56,370 Place your bets, folks. 125 00:12:58,049 --> 00:12:59,771 You. 126 00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:02,805 - It's Batman. - I don't believe it. 127 00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:05,439 - It is Batman. - What's he doing here? 128 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,543 Time to cash out. 129 00:13:52,774 --> 00:13:54,115 Here's where I get off. 130 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:16,272 Not bad for a starter, but the real fireworks are still to come. 131 00:14:21,753 --> 00:14:25,808 Coming through. Hot stuff One side, please. 132 00:14:40,194 --> 00:14:43,355 I wouldn't take odds on this place lasting the night. 133 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,840 Helipad. 134 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:58,968 I want my personal copter ready for takeoff in 20 minutes. 135 00:14:59,269 --> 00:15:01,155 Yes, sir, Mr. Kaiser. 136 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,227 Going somewhere? 137 00:15:13,509 --> 00:15:17,629 First you trash my penthouse, then my casino. You gonna wreck something else? 138 00:15:17,978 --> 00:15:21,390 If I didn't know better, I'd say you wanted this place destroyed. 139 00:15:21,912 --> 00:15:26,796 After spending 300 million to build it? That's not good business, my friend. 140 00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:31,433 I've seen the unpaid bills. Building this casino has bankrupted you. 141 00:15:31,784 --> 00:15:34,432 That's why you turned it into a target for the Joker. 142 00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:37,562 Once he destroys it, you'll collect the insurance money. 143 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,541 You hit the jackpot, Batman. 144 00:15:40,821 --> 00:15:44,298 But I've got too much at stake to be stopped now. 145 00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:52,211 Ah, you again. 146 00:15:53,527 --> 00:15:58,225 - What do we do with him, boss? - Send him down to his friend. 147 00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:14,226 Kind of slow on the reflexes, eh, Batsy? 148 00:16:14,802 --> 00:16:18,061 That car crash must have taken more out of you than I thought. 149 00:16:30,809 --> 00:16:33,393 Wakey, wakey. 150 00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:47,795 Thought you'd like to be conscious for your own demise. 151 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:51,594 I really put some effort into this one. 152 00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:54,847 Once I spin the wheel... 153 00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:58,532 you, the casino, and that strutting fool Kaiser... 154 00:16:58,855 --> 00:17:01,635 will all be blown sky-high. 155 00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:03,994 Not bad, eh? 156 00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:08,035 You won't get Kaiser. He's been playing you for a patsy. 157 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,705 He wants you to blow this place up so he can collect the insurance. 158 00:17:14,028 --> 00:17:18,432 By the time you get clear, Kaiser will be miles away laughing at you. 159 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,959 I hate it when you make sense. 160 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,626 I'll settle my score with Kaiser, man to clown. 161 00:17:28,935 --> 00:17:32,380 But that still doesn't let you off the hook. 162 00:17:44,608 --> 00:17:47,639 How about that, Bats? Looks like your number's up. 163 00:18:28,227 --> 00:18:31,094 - Get me out of here, now. - Yes, sir. 164 00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:40,710 What happened? 165 00:18:43,201 --> 00:18:45,337 Some clown jumped me and grabbed my copter. 166 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,488 Mr. Kaiser's up there. 167 00:18:53,106 --> 00:18:55,341 What are you circling for, you fool? 168 00:18:55,974 --> 00:18:59,287 It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser. 169 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:05,092 The way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place. 170 00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:09,870 You... You were supposed to destroy the casino. 171 00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:14,910 Yeah, but then I realized it'd be more fun to get rid of you, and run the show myself. 172 00:19:15,616 --> 00:19:16,989 But... But you can't! 173 00:19:17,317 --> 00:19:22,015 Oh, please, Mr. Kaiser, you of all people should've realized... 174 00:19:22,385 --> 00:19:25,099 there'd be a joker in the deck. 175 00:19:29,954 --> 00:19:33,300 Why can't he ever stay dead? 176 00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:00,178 Got you! 177 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,356 Yes. 178 00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:21,876 That's it. Chew him up, and spit him out. 179 00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:39,753 Stop! You'll kill us all! 180 00:21:20,069 --> 00:21:25,181 And so it ended for both ex-billionaire Cameron Kaiser and the Joker. 181 00:21:26,138 --> 00:21:27,348 Enough of this rubbish. 182 00:21:27,573 --> 00:21:31,312 Hey! We were watching that. 183 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,402 - And was returned to Arkham. 184 00:21:37,211 --> 00:21:41,266 You bunch of no-good, whacked-out losers. You make me sick.