1
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Audubon. My personal favorite.

2
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Sorry about the intrusion, sir, but
at least you've been ransacked...

3
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by a man of impeccable taste.

4
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Two days out of prison and you're
back to your old games, Penguin?

5
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You again and again and again!

6
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No!

7
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So today's the day, huh?
Planning on making a big splash?

8
00:03:05,696 --> 00:03:09,102
No need. They never
forget the true elite.

9
00:03:10,597 --> 00:03:12,827
Well, they got a lot
to remember you by.

10
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But this time, I'll reclaim my perch
in high society as an upstanding bird.

11
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I've learned my lesson.
Never again.

12
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Come. The cream of society awaits. A
limousine is no doubt at the ready.

13
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What's the matter, Penguin? Maybe the
cream of society's curdled, huh?

14
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You coming or not? I got
a schedule, you know.

15
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And a lovely disposition
to go with it.

16
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Well, this is hardly the style
to which I am accustomed.

17
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Glad you like it.

18
00:04:13,705 --> 00:04:18,003
I'm slipping, Pierce. Only
24 invitations this month.

19
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Oh, my dear, you're practically out.
It's high time you threw a party.

20
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- And make it the biggest bash ever.
- Yes, yes, but how?

21
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I'm out of charities until spring at least,
and there are no interesting celebrities.

22
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Remember when the Joker crashed
Muffy Van Alten's last affair?

23
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He robbed us blind, but
hey, what a giggle.

24
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Yeah, it was amusing. But the
Joker's yesterday's news.

25
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Then have a peek at today's.

26
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I love it!

27
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I'd best prepare myself for
the welcoming throngs.

28
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Well, fellow rogues,
it's great to be back.

29
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If you're trying to surprise me,
you're doing an excellent job.

30
00:05:22,215 --> 00:05:26,774
Say, who's there? Two-Face?
Croc? Joker, old shoe.

31
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None of the above, Penguin.

32
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- Oh, no. Not you.
- Get used to it.

33
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- Wherever you go, I'll be right behind you.
- Precisely where you belong.

34
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But you needn't bother. Haven't you heard?
I've reformed.

35
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Paid my debt to
society and all that.

36
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We'll see. I just came to tell
you to keep your beak clean.

37
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As long as you're here, won't
you stay for a cappuccino?

38
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Just what I need, a
bat in my belfry.

39
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Hold on. Hold on, I'm coming.
Hello.

40
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Mr. Cobblepot? Veronica
Vreeland here.

41
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Veronica Vreeland? The
Veronica Vreeland?

42
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Yes. And I'm sure there's only one
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot.

43
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- I've so wanted to meet you.
- You have?

44
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Are you free for dinner tomorrow?
7-ish at Angelo's?

45
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<i>They do a darling calamari.</i>

46
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<i>Oh, certainement, my dear.
I'll see you there.</i>

47
00:07:04,197 --> 00:07:08,462
And get this. Then I said, "But,
warden, those aren't my pants."

48
00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:15,576
Oh, Ozzie, you are such a rogue.

49
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- Table for two?
- Is that who I think it is?

50
00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:34,449
Come along, Binky. We've already
been robbed once this year.

51
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Such an enchanting evening. But tell
me, my dear, what are you hatching?

52
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Whatever do you mean?

53
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There's more to our encounter than
meets my eagle eye, isn't there?

54
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Why, Oswald, how could
you think such a thing?

55
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I've always been captivated
by your rapacious wit.

56
00:08:01,871 --> 00:08:05,722
Not to mention that
fine Roman nose.

57
00:08:11,873 --> 00:08:14,864
Naturally. Come, let
us fly, my dove.

58
00:08:16,874 --> 00:08:19,322
Garçon, the check,
if you please.

59
00:08:19,675 --> 00:08:23,885
<i>With respect, signore, the management
offers the meal with his compliments...</i>

60
00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:26,471
if you will just leave.

61
00:08:27,676 --> 00:08:31,081
They seem to know you quite well.
Have you eaten here before?

62
00:08:31,476 --> 00:08:35,012
I've been known to stop
by for a quick carryout.

63
00:08:43,812 --> 00:08:46,074
Hey, I smell money.

64
00:08:46,646 --> 00:08:50,911
By the by, Ozzie, in two days,
I'm throwing a small do...

65
00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,848
intimate almost, just 100 or
so of my dearest friends.

66
00:08:55,345 --> 00:08:58,206
I'd be delighted. You are
inviting me, aren't you?

67
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Yes!

68
00:09:00,147 --> 00:09:04,955
Okay, you know the drill, fatso.
Wallet, jewels, cough them up.

69
00:09:05,348 --> 00:09:09,231
You insolent curs. Don't
you know who I am?

70
00:09:09,981 --> 00:09:12,559
Not with that ugly
mask you're wearing.

71
00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:16,671
Take him, boys.

72
00:09:25,951 --> 00:09:27,322
En garde.

73
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,960
That's too fine a collar
for a mongrel like you.

74
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,751
Come on, you rotten...

75
00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:33,719
I knew you couldn't stay
clean for more than one day.

76
00:10:34,027 --> 00:10:37,149
Let him go. He didn't do anything.
It was those brutes.

77
00:10:38,228 --> 00:10:41,764
- He wasn't with them?
- That's right, you vulgar vigilante.

78
00:10:42,094 --> 00:10:45,314
In my day, I associated with a
much higher class of riffraff.

79
00:10:45,929 --> 00:10:50,456
- I'm so sorry, Ozzie.
- As long as you weren't bruised, my peach.

80
00:10:52,031 --> 00:10:55,153
- "Peach"?
- Why don't you be a good masked man...

81
00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:59,859
and ride off into the night. This
time, I'll clean up after you.

82
00:11:03,332 --> 00:11:06,738
He fenced with his umbrella?
How droll.

83
00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:09,943
This Penguin will
absolutely make your party.

84
00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:15,241
You know, it was quite touching. It's not
often that a man rushes to my rescue.

85
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:19,550
- Unfortunately, he wants to see me again.
- Who's that, Veronica?

86
00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,707
I've heard you're running
around with a dangerous crowd.

87
00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:26,951
Well, keep it under your hat, Brucie.
I've snagged the Penguin for my party.

88
00:11:27,302 --> 00:11:30,260
- Why?
- For the entertainment, dodo.

89
00:11:30,802 --> 00:11:34,566
Can't you just see their faces when
that stuffed capon waddles in?

90
00:11:35,169 --> 00:11:39,086
- I'd think twice if I were you.
- Oh, lighten up, Wayne.

91
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,797
After all, he is NOKD.

92
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,752
"Not our kind, dear."

93
00:11:47,572 --> 00:11:51,010
Better be careful that your little
joke doesn't come home to roost.

94
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,308
So you're the president
of Gotham First Federal.

95
00:13:09,716 --> 00:13:13,056
I hope you've beefed-up your security.
The time locks were easy...

96
00:13:13,384 --> 00:13:15,864
to circumnavigate, as I recall.

97
00:13:16,151 --> 00:13:21,830
- Sir, you leave me at a loss for words.
- I certainly left you at a loss for funds.

98
00:13:24,985 --> 00:13:27,400
Lovely dress. Prison chic?

99
00:13:27,886 --> 00:13:31,106
Makes her look like a
gathering of cellblock three.

100
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,826
Say, isn't that Mayor Hill?
Hey, Hammy!

101
00:13:36,054 --> 00:13:40,166
He's beautiful. Can you
imagine tomorrow's papers?

102
00:13:40,522 --> 00:13:44,123
There's not enough ink to
print all his faux pas.

103
00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:47,813
I don't know, Pierce. I've got
a bad feeling about this.

104
00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:02,000
Admiring the Vreeland jewelry, Mr.
Cobblepot?

105
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:07,545
Mr. Wayne, isn't it? Actually, I was
thinking of adding this to her collection.

106
00:14:10,192 --> 00:14:14,304
I'm sorry. Maybe the rumors of
your reform are not exaggerated.

107
00:14:14,659 --> 00:14:19,315
Anything's possible when love is involved.
If you'll excuse me.

108
00:14:26,228 --> 00:14:31,232
- Will you relax? You've done him a favor.
- But, Pierce...

109
00:14:33,362 --> 00:14:37,921
You said it yourself. That fat bird would
never get invited to a party like this...

110
00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:42,311
not with those clothes, that
waddle, those flippers.

111
00:14:42,831 --> 00:14:47,455
- Oswald!
- Did she mention my fine Roman nose?

112
00:14:54,099 --> 00:14:55,556
- Who was that?
- What happened?

113
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:57,354
- What's going on?
- Good heavens.

114
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,149
Pierce?

115
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,565
He took her.

116
00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:28,598
Well, it's been over 24 hours.

117
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:33,285
I assure you that every available
man is on this case, Mr. Chapman.

118
00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:36,930
It's times like these when I
wonder why we pay you people.

119
00:15:37,239 --> 00:15:38,729
Listen, you simpering twit!

120
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:43,448
You were foolish enough to invite
the Penguin. Now it's his party.

121
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,528
What is it?

122
00:15:56,641 --> 00:15:58,545
The ransom note.

123
00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:00,941
He wants 1 million
from her trust.

124
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:05,175
- Petty cash. Easily done.
- There's just one catch, Mr. Chapman.

125
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,842
- He wants you to make the drop.
- The drop?

126
00:16:46,249 --> 00:16:48,958
"Go to the corner of
Barr and Englehart."

127
00:16:53,216 --> 00:16:56,023
Look sharp, boys.
Shouldn't be long now.

128
00:17:09,086 --> 00:17:11,251
<i>- Hello?
- Boo.</i>

129
00:17:11,553 --> 00:17:15,948
Penguin, is that you? It's Pierce.
I've got the money.

130
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:19,229
I knew I could count
on your kind.

131
00:17:19,653 --> 00:17:23,417
Right, I'll just leave it here, and you
can pick it up at your convenience.

132
00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:27,571
Not quite, my friend. Take exactly
one step out of the booth...

133
00:17:27,954 --> 00:17:31,556
<i>- turn left and start walking.
- How far?</i>

134
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:34,597
You'll know when you get there.

135
00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:52,808
We lost him in the sewers.

136
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:05,005
<i>Time to disembark. Don't
forget your luggage.</i>

137
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:10,266
<i>That's right, just follow
my mellifluous chirp.</i>

138
00:18:17,928 --> 00:18:19,484
What's hap...? What's happening?

139
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:29,265
- Pierce!
- Oh, my Lord.

140
00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:31,988
Help!

141
00:18:32,463 --> 00:18:36,728
- I believe you two know each other.
- Hey, what is this?

142
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:41,083
The end of the show,
when the fat bird sings.

143
00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:50,720
Please, Oswald. If it's money
you want, I can get you more.

144
00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:55,579
Shut up! All I wanted from you,
dearie, was a little friendship.

145
00:18:56,201 --> 00:19:00,248
That would've cost you nothing.
But now you'll pay.

146
00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:08,375
I believe this calls for an
acceleration of my plans.

147
00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:18,547
- It's been smashing.
- Oswald, it needn't end this way.

148
00:19:18,904 --> 00:19:22,667
I truly was growing fond of you.
We might've been friends.

149
00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:25,930
- We still might.
- Yes, we all might.

150
00:19:26,471 --> 00:19:27,483
Sorry.

151
00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:29,521
<i>'Tis better to have
loved and lost.</i>

152
00:19:29,772 --> 00:19:31,142
And made a small profit...

153
00:19:31,373 --> 00:19:33,919
<i>Than never to have loved at all.</i>

154
00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:38,889
Fashionably late, I see.

155
00:19:48,475 --> 00:19:50,324
On to Act 2.

156
00:20:10,945 --> 00:20:12,348
Tallyho!

157
00:20:17,746 --> 00:20:21,119
And who says opera
has to be boring?

158
00:20:26,813 --> 00:20:29,804
- No!
- Help!

159
00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:55,773
We'll end this on a high note.

160
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,860
No!

161
00:21:14,253 --> 00:21:17,212
Careful. Careful.

162
00:21:19,121 --> 00:21:23,517
Oswald, I really was
growing fond of you.

163
00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:26,038
It's too bad this had to happen.

164
00:21:26,289 --> 00:21:30,586
I suppose it's true what they say.
Society is to blame.

165
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,006
High society.