1 00:01:35,987 --> 00:01:38,155 "Where does a 500-pound gorilla sleep?" 2 00:01:38,422 --> 00:01:40,492 What is this, some kind of joke? 3 00:01:43,428 --> 00:01:45,280 You stupid machine, I want my money. 4 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:58,416 Hey. Stupid machine, give me back my money. 5 00:01:58,747 --> 00:02:00,948 Who's in there? Anybody in there? 6 00:02:06,189 --> 00:02:08,041 - Sell any market. - Fill or kill. 7 00:02:08,292 --> 00:02:10,558 - Bid me 20,000. - The market's on fire. 8 00:02:10,827 --> 00:02:12,548 We're taking a bath on that one. 9 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:17,787 What's with the bell? The market doesn't close for another 15 minutes. 10 00:02:20,038 --> 00:02:22,620 "What's worse than a millipede with flat feet?" 11 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:26,582 Good Lord, we've got a computer vandal on our hands. 12 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:31,194 Stop whining, Alfred. If the ticket's a mistake... 13 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,514 you can tell the story to the clerk when we get up there. 14 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,826 If I live that long. 15 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:39,870 I'm sorry, folks, you'll just have to be patient. 16 00:02:40,163 --> 00:02:42,647 The computers are still down. 17 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:47,702 "How do you get five elephants into a compact car?" 18 00:03:00,151 --> 00:03:02,668 - There he is. - Commissioner, look here. 19 00:03:02,955 --> 00:03:05,635 - Is it true about the clue? - What about the riddles? 20 00:03:05,926 --> 00:03:08,289 - Have any new proof? - Any truth to the riddles? 21 00:03:08,561 --> 00:03:11,340 Commissioner, can you give me just one answer? 22 00:03:11,632 --> 00:03:13,702 So, what's the story on this? 23 00:03:13,968 --> 00:03:16,867 We're doing everything we can. No more questions. 24 00:03:17,171 --> 00:03:18,217 I'm sorry. 25 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:26,279 Looks like Edward Nygma's making a comeback. 26 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:31,254 Yeah, Nygma. 27 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:38,076 He's deleting all his files from every police database we can access. 28 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:42,680 Look, he's left no trace of any driver's license or social security number. 29 00:03:43,035 --> 00:03:45,998 No bank accounts, credit cards, no birth certificate. 30 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:50,263 As if he never existed. But what about the hard copies of...? 31 00:03:51,478 --> 00:03:53,166 Gordon here. 32 00:03:54,516 --> 00:03:57,130 What? Someone just delivered a crate downstairs... 33 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,751 with question marks painted on it. 34 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,708 And it's ticking. 35 00:04:04,394 --> 00:04:08,611 Move it, people. Gordon's orders. We need this area cleared now. 36 00:04:45,075 --> 00:04:47,438 Gently, gently. 37 00:04:47,711 --> 00:04:50,806 We'll never get it open this way. We've got a variation... 38 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,480 on the ancient Chinese puzzle box. 39 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,920 - Can you solve it? - You kidding? 40 00:04:56,188 --> 00:05:00,492 You're looking at the guy who solved the Baxter's box puzzle in 37 seconds. 41 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:04,019 Of course, this time I don't have a sledgehammer. 42 00:05:27,925 --> 00:05:30,954 - Some kind of threat? - More like an invitation. 43 00:05:34,999 --> 00:05:37,549 Careful, vigilante. You know what they say: 44 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:40,199 Curiosity killed the Bat. 45 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:43,559 These the papers you wanted, Mr. Nygma? 46 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,573 Of course they are. 47 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:52,455 Did you make certain these are the only existing copies? 48 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,181 They'd better be. 49 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:07,652 Any idea what these are? 50 00:06:07,939 --> 00:06:09,943 We were hoping you could tell us that. 51 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:11,766 I've got other leads to follow. 52 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:14,756 Meantime, you search every inch of that mainframe. 53 00:06:15,047 --> 00:06:18,871 And if you find anything unusual, inform me immediately. 54 00:06:25,826 --> 00:06:28,027 "Where does a 500-pound gorilla sleep?" 55 00:06:28,296 --> 00:06:30,529 "What's worse than a millipede with flat feet?" 56 00:06:30,798 --> 00:06:33,729 And "How do you get five elephants into a compact car?" 57 00:06:34,035 --> 00:06:36,519 Anywhere it wants, a giraffe with a sore throat... 58 00:06:36,805 --> 00:06:39,867 and two in the front seat, two in back, and one in the trunk. 59 00:06:40,176 --> 00:06:43,172 Yeah, yeah, I know. I know. Any schoolboy knows those. 60 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,616 But brainteasers are the Riddler's m. O... 61 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,768 not corny old jokes like these. 62 00:06:48,019 --> 00:06:51,331 Perhaps the questions are the clues, not the answers. 63 00:06:51,656 --> 00:06:54,402 For example, they all seem to involve animals. 64 00:06:54,693 --> 00:06:58,038 Also numbers. A 500-pound gorilla. 65 00:06:58,364 --> 00:07:02,353 A millipede, meaning 1000 legs. And five elephants. 66 00:07:02,702 --> 00:07:05,066 Now, let's convert them to Roman numerals. 67 00:07:05,338 --> 00:07:07,756 Look, DMV. 68 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:11,169 - Department of Motor Vehicles. - Department of Motor Vehicles. 69 00:07:11,479 --> 00:07:15,184 But I recall you mentioning he'd already obliterated his records there... 70 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:18,677 so why return? - For the hard copy. 71 00:07:21,791 --> 00:07:23,163 NYGMA EDWARD 72 00:08:14,287 --> 00:08:16,618 Come on, we're out of here. 73 00:08:40,184 --> 00:08:43,562 Well, I never was any good at parallel parking. 74 00:08:43,888 --> 00:08:48,584 And I'm not too clear on the laws about pedestrian right-of-way either. 75 00:09:08,016 --> 00:09:09,923 Now, while you're disabling my van... 76 00:09:10,185 --> 00:09:12,996 consider the effect of the imminent collision... 77 00:09:13,288 --> 00:09:15,740 on the nitroglycerin inside. 78 00:09:31,677 --> 00:09:33,911 Your message sounded urgent. Found something? 79 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:36,315 You bet your... I mean, yes, sir. 80 00:09:36,582 --> 00:09:40,058 It's a virtual-reality program. Instead of a keyboard or joystick... 81 00:09:40,388 --> 00:09:44,245 you put this puppy on and enter a whole computer-generated world... 82 00:09:44,591 --> 00:09:47,587 and interact with everything as if it actually existed. 83 00:09:47,895 --> 00:09:49,584 What do you mean? 84 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,310 Just watch the screen. 85 00:09:58,074 --> 00:10:00,592 A pixel is worth a thousand words. 86 00:10:00,878 --> 00:10:03,047 Care to try it, commissioner? 87 00:10:15,462 --> 00:10:18,622 Sort of like playing a computer game from the inside, isn't it? 88 00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:21,612 Amazing, it even feels real. 89 00:10:21,903 --> 00:10:25,760 The military's been experimenting with virtual reality for combat simulation. 90 00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:28,526 - And what's Nygma doing with it? - Nothing, now. 91 00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:32,154 He can't access this computer, it's not hooked up to a phone line. 92 00:10:32,481 --> 00:10:34,812 - Why'd he want us to find it? - Good question. 93 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:37,951 There's no way to know till I go through all the files. 94 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,482 I should get back to work after I grab a snack. You hungry? 95 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:43,219 No, thanks. 96 00:10:56,976 --> 00:11:01,673 Batman's young friend is fairly clever, but he doesn't have all the answers. 97 00:11:49,572 --> 00:11:52,601 Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no tales. 98 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:55,459 Another riddle, Nygma? 99 00:11:55,746 --> 00:11:59,320 It all makes sense when you add it up. 100 00:12:06,591 --> 00:12:08,661 Four quarters and a penny, sir? 101 00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:11,393 Penny, penny. 102 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,149 Cent, red cent. 103 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,438 Copper, it's made of copper. 104 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:19,569 And copper is another word for policeman. 105 00:12:19,874 --> 00:12:22,718 And "no tails" would be heads. 106 00:12:23,012 --> 00:12:25,594 Police, head, quarters. 107 00:12:25,881 --> 00:12:27,537 Police headquarters. 108 00:12:27,783 --> 00:12:32,001 Bravo, sir. It does make sense when you add it up. 109 00:12:32,355 --> 00:12:35,896 And four quarters and one penny make 101 cents. 110 00:12:36,227 --> 00:12:38,047 So... 111 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:42,209 Police headquarters, room 101. 112 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:53,443 The commissioner. 113 00:13:07,796 --> 00:13:12,014 - Virtual reality? - Quite so, Batman. 114 00:13:12,369 --> 00:13:15,115 Everything your commissioner's experiencing in here... 115 00:13:15,405 --> 00:13:19,110 seems so real to him, it might as well be real. 116 00:13:19,478 --> 00:13:22,376 I give his heart another 15 minutes, at most. 117 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,205 He can't be online. 118 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,260 I searched through every file. 119 00:13:30,524 --> 00:13:34,032 You searched the software. Had you bothered to examine the hardware... 120 00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:36,910 you would have discovered a cordless modem line. 121 00:13:38,199 --> 00:13:40,367 I wouldn't do that, Batman. 122 00:13:40,869 --> 00:13:42,721 Disconnecting Gordon would be fatal. 123 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:47,340 The sudden stop would be like slamming into a brick wall at 400 miles an hour. 124 00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:53,160 No, if you wish to get Gordon out alive, you'll have to come in here and get him. 125 00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:57,123 Forget it, the Riddler controls that world. You wouldn't last a minute. 126 00:13:57,454 --> 00:14:00,418 We'll use these. They'll let me keep one ear in reality... 127 00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:02,413 so stay in touch. 128 00:14:15,075 --> 00:14:20,218 One door leads to a plane where kings and queens contend. 129 00:14:20,616 --> 00:14:22,337 Can you find it? 130 00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:26,182 - Suggestions, partner? - I'm working on it. 131 00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:55,256 A pity you can't earn extra lives in this game. 132 00:14:59,995 --> 00:15:04,212 Quite an experience, being riddled with questions, isn't it, Batman? 133 00:15:10,472 --> 00:15:12,379 Batman, don't open that door. 134 00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:16,696 "Crazy intent" means "loco motive." 135 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:25,147 I suppose you expect me to believe you planned that. 136 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,184 But you still haven't found the right door. 137 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,467 Batman, I think I figured out the clue. 138 00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:35,469 The plane where kings and queens contend could mean a chessboard. 139 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:38,767 Is there a door marked "checkmate" or "black and white"? 140 00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:44,000 "4096." Wait a minute. 141 00:15:44,312 --> 00:15:46,829 There are 64 squares on a chessboard, right? 142 00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:48,391 Yeah. So? 143 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:52,955 So 4096 is 64 squared. 144 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:04,311 Only you can put the king in check, vigilante. 145 00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:19,078 Move according to the rules, or it's the end of the day. 146 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:40,447 Wrong move, Batman. 147 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,532 I've got it. They call you... 148 00:16:53,761 --> 00:16:55,036 the Dark Knight. 149 00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:57,333 Then you have to move like a knight. 150 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:04,444 Two up, one across, because a wrong move means "the end of the day," or... 151 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,389 "Knight fall," of course. 152 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:15,908 Nygma, what are you up to now? 153 00:17:17,823 --> 00:17:19,479 And why this? 154 00:17:19,725 --> 00:17:23,909 That is for me to know and you to deduce, Dark Knight. 155 00:17:25,232 --> 00:17:29,122 If this is a clue, could it have something to do with the Pegasus? 156 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:32,814 Don't look at me. I flunked Greek mythology, remember? 157 00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,113 His clues always have a double meaning. 158 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:37,959 So if Pegasus is also the name of a constellation... 159 00:17:38,246 --> 00:17:39,837 Now, astronomy I do know. 160 00:17:40,082 --> 00:17:41,934 You're in Orion now. 161 00:17:47,057 --> 00:17:49,126 So you wanna keep going past Taurus. 162 00:17:49,392 --> 00:17:51,462 Then hang a sharp right at Andromeda. 163 00:18:00,271 --> 00:18:03,267 And that should put you right in the constellation Pegasus. 164 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,356 Welcome to Riddlerville, Batman. 165 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:25,272 Things are a little mixed-up here, but I'm sure you can fix that. 166 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,412 Your commissioner is contained within this cube. 167 00:18:28,705 --> 00:18:31,701 Solve the puzzle and you gain access. 168 00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:34,986 No problemo, Batman. That's a Baxter's box. 169 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,416 I can guide you through it in... 170 00:18:37,682 --> 00:18:40,809 No coaching from the peanut gallery. 171 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,257 You have one minute, Batman. 172 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,593 Then the clock strikes 2. 173 00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,194 If you can do it, so can I. 174 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,619 I should've known you'd cheat. 175 00:19:02,545 --> 00:19:06,315 Nice try, Batman, but in my world, you play by my rules. 176 00:19:06,683 --> 00:19:08,949 You may control this world, Nygma... 177 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:12,119 but I still control myself. 178 00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:18,052 The name is Riddler. Edward Nygma no longer exists. 179 00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:21,905 You might recall that he was once fired by an ungrateful employer. 180 00:19:22,235 --> 00:19:25,678 That was a private matter and should've remained one. 181 00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:29,036 Attempted homicide is never a private matter, Nygma. 182 00:19:29,576 --> 00:19:33,368 It would've been if you hadn't interfered and turned Nygma into a fugitive. 183 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:38,630 So I deleted Nygma, just like I'm about to delete you, Batman. 184 00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:47,928 We can keep this up as long as you can. 185 00:19:48,199 --> 00:19:51,228 Any number you can think of, we can double. 186 00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:55,111 Tell me, Riddler, how can you split your focus in 32 directions... 187 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,470 and sustain concentration to keep your world together? 188 00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:02,037 - You can't. - No. 189 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,825 No! 190 00:20:27,712 --> 00:20:28,888 What happened? 191 00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:41,509 I can escape that easily too. 192 00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:44,698 But then, if the planet were equitable... 193 00:20:44,966 --> 00:20:47,962 I'd still have my old job. 194 00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:51,974 No, no, not yet. No. 195 00:20:57,147 --> 00:20:59,348 Looked like he suffered some kind of attack. 196 00:20:59,615 --> 00:21:02,099 Like a sensory overload or something. 197 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,578 But we'll never know for sure because we'll never find him. 198 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,796 Oh, no? Come on. 199 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,291 I think he left us a clue. 200 00:21:11,296 --> 00:21:14,162 "If the planet were equitable... 201 00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:17,004 I'd still have my old job." 202 00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:19,536 Of course: "If the world's fair..." 203 00:21:19,806 --> 00:21:23,696 I'd still have my ex-position." Give me a break. 204 00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:33,007 Looks like he didn't escape his virtual reality in time. 205 00:21:33,755 --> 00:21:36,469 You mean he's been trapped inside his own program? 206 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,625 Could be. And how to get him out... 207 00:21:39,929 --> 00:21:43,241 may be a riddle no one can solve.