1 00:01:28,446 --> 00:01:30,614 You jerks! 2 00:01:43,629 --> 00:01:47,648 The wind in my hair and the Batman at my heels. 3 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:51,097 It's the kind of night that makes you glad to be alive. 4 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:53,393 Right, Harley-girl? 5 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:56,277 Sure thing, Mr. J. 6 00:02:04,886 --> 00:02:06,639 Quick! Turn here! 7 00:02:07,888 --> 00:02:10,665 - But, boss, that's... - I said, turn! 8 00:02:11,359 --> 00:02:12,535 Yes, sir. 9 00:02:28,778 --> 00:02:31,294 Why didn't you tell me someone put a hill there? 10 00:02:31,582 --> 00:02:34,610 - I tried but... - Never mind. Just hand me the gun. 11 00:02:38,022 --> 00:02:39,197 Come on! Come on! 12 00:02:41,925 --> 00:02:43,385 Here. 13 00:02:43,627 --> 00:02:44,934 Hey, Batsy! 14 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:47,532 This is where I leave you flat. 15 00:02:54,039 --> 00:02:55,629 You nincompoop! 16 00:02:57,576 --> 00:02:59,067 You didn't say which gun. 17 00:03:25,407 --> 00:03:26,932 Let's go. Let's go! 18 00:03:31,846 --> 00:03:34,428 If he wants the car that bad, he can have it. 19 00:03:46,162 --> 00:03:47,589 Next time, clown. 20 00:03:53,971 --> 00:03:56,520 No, we didn't get the diamond. 21 00:03:57,141 --> 00:04:00,397 The "Dork Knight" showed up before we even got to the museum. 22 00:04:00,711 --> 00:04:02,879 I had a great shot at him too... 23 00:04:03,149 --> 00:04:08,410 except my dear little Harley Quinn handed me the wrong gun! 24 00:04:10,823 --> 00:04:13,720 But it was kind of funny watching you shoot at him... 25 00:04:14,027 --> 00:04:15,334 with the "bang" flag. 26 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:22,644 Funny? 27 00:04:22,936 --> 00:04:26,922 You presume to tell me what I should think is funny? 28 00:04:27,275 --> 00:04:29,508 In fact, when have you ever... 29 00:04:29,911 --> 00:04:32,274 contributed a worthwhile idea to this gang? 30 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:35,627 Well, I did get us away from Batman. 31 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:37,789 Oh, huzzah! 32 00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:40,252 The kid gets lucky, and she wants a medal! 33 00:04:42,256 --> 00:04:44,740 Maybe I should just let you run the gang. 34 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:48,371 Maybe you're a better crook than the rest of us put together. 35 00:04:48,697 --> 00:04:49,873 Maybe... 36 00:04:50,698 --> 00:04:51,874 not. 37 00:05:11,522 --> 00:05:13,885 Fine! I'll show you! You'll be sorry! 38 00:05:14,159 --> 00:05:16,708 I'll pull a big heist, and I'll be laughing at you. 39 00:05:16,994 --> 00:05:19,478 You hear? Laughing! 40 00:05:27,975 --> 00:05:29,533 I miss him already. 41 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,289 Piece of cake. 42 00:06:10,753 --> 00:06:13,432 Mr. J will just plotz when I give him... 43 00:06:15,425 --> 00:06:17,843 No. I'm keeping it for myself. 44 00:06:19,697 --> 00:06:20,872 Maybe. 45 00:06:33,912 --> 00:06:35,087 The heck with it! 46 00:06:58,305 --> 00:06:59,764 Nice work, butterfingers. 47 00:07:00,007 --> 00:07:03,297 Why didn't you just turn on the Bat signal while you were at it? 48 00:07:03,611 --> 00:07:05,495 I wasn't trying to get caught. 49 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,220 Could've fooled me. 50 00:07:07,449 --> 00:07:10,923 Hey, aren't you that plant lady, Poison Oakie? 51 00:07:11,385 --> 00:07:13,324 Ivy. Poison Ivy. 52 00:07:13,923 --> 00:07:15,132 Sorry. 53 00:07:15,425 --> 00:07:17,658 Harley Quinn. Pleased to meet you. 54 00:07:26,603 --> 00:07:28,966 This is not a good time to get acquainted. 55 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,515 Freeze! 56 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,460 Any ideas? 57 00:07:42,886 --> 00:07:44,378 What you got in the bottles? 58 00:07:45,457 --> 00:07:47,723 Plant toxins from the museum lab. 59 00:07:49,128 --> 00:07:50,304 Good enough. 60 00:07:55,402 --> 00:07:56,578 Heads up! 61 00:08:05,345 --> 00:08:06,968 Stop in the name of the law! 62 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,022 Not tonight, baby. 63 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:13,863 Get in the car! 64 00:08:14,123 --> 00:08:16,062 What car? 65 00:08:18,093 --> 00:08:19,585 Oh, that car. 66 00:08:28,037 --> 00:08:29,213 - Yes! - Yes! 67 00:08:29,606 --> 00:08:32,797 This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 68 00:08:45,456 --> 00:08:46,828 I hate shots! 69 00:08:47,056 --> 00:08:48,483 I hate shots! 70 00:08:49,126 --> 00:08:52,121 Now, now. You're not immune to poison like I am... 71 00:08:52,596 --> 00:08:56,419 and you won't last 10 minutes here in Toxic Acres without my antidote. 72 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:06,182 You'd think after living with Mr. J I'd be used to a little pain. 73 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,564 Why do you put up with that clown? 74 00:09:09,851 --> 00:09:13,107 Don't get me wrong. My pudding's a little rough sometimes... 75 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,326 but he loves me, really. 76 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,713 Sure he does. 77 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:20,671 You're just one big forgiving doormat, aren't you? 78 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,165 I am not a doormat. 79 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,040 Am I? 80 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:28,163 If you had a middle name, it would be "Welcome." 81 00:09:30,039 --> 00:09:34,733 But cheer up, kid. You just need some lessons in good old female self-esteem. 82 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:39,478 In other words, let's play with the boys on our terms. 83 00:09:45,288 --> 00:09:47,804 And now, gentlemen, if there is no new business... 84 00:09:48,091 --> 00:09:51,249 I propose we adjourn to... - A moment, please, Mr. Chairman. 85 00:09:54,365 --> 00:09:55,856 - Who is that? - A woman, here? 86 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,275 Outrageous! 87 00:09:57,501 --> 00:10:00,180 See here, young lady, is this some joke? 88 00:10:00,938 --> 00:10:02,430 The joke, my dear chairman... 89 00:10:02,673 --> 00:10:06,921 is this obsolete, sexist mockery you call a men's club. 90 00:10:07,713 --> 00:10:09,085 Now I ask you... 91 00:10:09,313 --> 00:10:12,657 what kind of adventurers refuse to admit women? 92 00:10:12,985 --> 00:10:15,153 - What does she know? - That is ridiculous. 93 00:10:20,158 --> 00:10:22,097 Get her out of here. How dare she? 94 00:10:22,361 --> 00:10:25,901 Still, if it's excitement you boys crave... 95 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:30,590 Hey! What is this? 96 00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,394 - Let go! - Stop! 97 00:10:36,644 --> 00:10:41,175 That should keep you big strong men busy while we weak little girls... 98 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:43,303 loot your trophy room. 99 00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:46,165 Gee, Red. You got style! 100 00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:47,797 This is true. 101 00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:42,242 What did you make? What did you make? 102 00:11:42,616 --> 00:11:45,578 Steamed chard and beet juice. 103 00:11:47,521 --> 00:11:48,763 Gee, green. 104 00:11:49,256 --> 00:11:50,846 My favorite color. 105 00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:08,034 No offense, Red, but I'm not very hungry. 106 00:12:09,578 --> 00:12:12,922 Somehow I don't feel like my old perky self. 107 00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:14,974 Something is missing. 108 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:20,553 Will you stop? I can't believe you're still mooning over that psychotic creep. 109 00:12:21,025 --> 00:12:24,369 Well, maybe I'd feel better if I knew he missed me too. 110 00:12:32,604 --> 00:12:33,779 Harley! 111 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:38,535 This place is going to blinking blue blazes. 112 00:12:39,211 --> 00:12:40,931 Anybody seen my socks? 113 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:42,921 Harley! 114 00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:47,007 They snapped at me! 115 00:12:47,386 --> 00:12:49,074 What's going on, Roc? 116 00:12:49,322 --> 00:12:53,538 The place is a mess, no one's fed the hyenas, and I can't find my socks! 117 00:12:53,926 --> 00:12:55,102 Where is Harley? 118 00:12:55,929 --> 00:12:57,781 You canned her, boss, remember? 119 00:12:58,198 --> 00:13:00,365 So? She's always come back before. 120 00:13:01,202 --> 00:13:02,410 Gee... 121 00:13:02,636 --> 00:13:04,771 I guess you ain't seen the papers then. 122 00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,917 Papers? What are you babbling about? 123 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:40,581 I remember when I'd go driving like this with Mr. J. 124 00:13:41,245 --> 00:13:43,478 "Mr. J, Mr. J." 125 00:13:43,914 --> 00:13:46,245 Change the record, Harl. 126 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:49,359 You want to be some wacko's victim the rest of your life? 127 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,291 Well, hello. 128 00:13:58,598 --> 00:14:00,449 I think I'm in love. 129 00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:07,162 Excuse me, boys. 130 00:14:07,406 --> 00:14:11,676 Didn't your mommies tell you that's not the nice way to get a lady's attention? 131 00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:15,887 And what are you gonna do? Spank us? 132 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,426 That's right, pigs. And here's the paddle. 133 00:14:27,629 --> 00:14:30,146 There may be hope for you yet. 134 00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,677 Choosing a weekend date, sir? 135 00:14:58,161 --> 00:15:01,058 This is one sister act that's hard to follow, Alfred. 136 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,974 Only clue I have is this soil analysis from their tire tracks. 137 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:12,485 Contains the same compounds you'd find in a toxic waste dump. 138 00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:16,437 Then may I suggest an accessory this evening? 139 00:15:27,696 --> 00:15:28,970 What? 140 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,853 Mr. J? 141 00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:32,908 Harley? 142 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,337 Hi, pudding. You still angry with me? 143 00:15:39,841 --> 00:15:42,586 Honey, baby, pumpkin pie. 144 00:15:43,044 --> 00:15:44,950 You know I can't hold a grudge. 145 00:15:45,314 --> 00:15:47,166 - Where are you? - With a friend. 146 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:50,444 Look, I can't talk, but I wanted to let you know I'm okay. 147 00:15:50,754 --> 00:15:53,912 Gotta go. I'll talk to you soon. 148 00:15:55,591 --> 00:15:58,172 Sooner than you think. 149 00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:01,599 - What's up? - Wrong number. 150 00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:06,827 Evening, ladies. 151 00:16:07,171 --> 00:16:09,055 Playtime's over. 152 00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:11,277 Land O'Goshen, Harleen. 153 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:13,065 Look who's come a-courting. 154 00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:15,137 Looks like he's got us. 155 00:16:15,381 --> 00:16:16,622 Looks like! 156 00:16:23,622 --> 00:16:26,040 Poor Batman. All trussed up. 157 00:16:26,325 --> 00:16:28,688 And no place to go. 158 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,369 - Yes! - Yes! 159 00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:38,868 Here we have the typical male aggressor... 160 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:43,869 fittingly imprisoned within the bonds of female domestic slavery. 161 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,711 And, frankly, folks, he's never looked better. 162 00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,394 Admit it, darling... 163 00:16:53,622 --> 00:16:57,194 you didn't think two women were capable of bringing you down. 164 00:16:58,026 --> 00:17:01,436 Man or woman, a sick mind is capable of anything. 165 00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:04,958 A very enlightened statement, Batman. 166 00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:07,574 We'll carve it on your headstone. 167 00:17:09,072 --> 00:17:10,662 Aloha, sucker. 168 00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:18,043 Hey, did you leave the lights on? 169 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:28,962 My, haven't you been the busy little bees. 170 00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:31,036 Pudding? 171 00:17:31,832 --> 00:17:34,827 You were out, so we just made ourselves at home. 172 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,627 Hope you don't mind. 173 00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:38,524 You found me! 174 00:17:38,937 --> 00:17:40,658 So much for self-esteem. 175 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,807 I hope you realize we're on a toxic waste dump. 176 00:17:48,115 --> 00:17:51,971 I'd say you've got 10 minutes to clear out before the fumes do you in. 177 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,462 She's right, boss. 178 00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,181 I'm feeling kind of... 179 00:17:57,825 --> 00:17:59,000 sick. 180 00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:00,502 Hold it in, Rocco. 181 00:18:01,462 --> 00:18:05,732 I'm only staying long enough to collect what's mine. 182 00:18:08,136 --> 00:18:09,312 Hey! 183 00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,811 Look at the goodies. 184 00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:34,685 That's ours, you louse! 185 00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:38,901 Oh, Pammy, I wouldn't leave you empty-handed. 186 00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:42,082 Since you like flowers so much... 187 00:18:42,473 --> 00:18:44,575 Oh, pudding, no! 188 00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:47,913 You can have mine! 189 00:18:52,553 --> 00:18:53,729 Red! 190 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,445 It doesn't work on me. 191 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:16,915 Get them! 192 00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:47,498 Oh, Batsy! 193 00:19:57,089 --> 00:19:58,581 Stop shooting, you lunatic. 194 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,273 We're sitting on a powder keg. 195 00:20:25,186 --> 00:20:27,222 Dopey me. 196 00:21:07,031 --> 00:21:09,482 No man can take us prisoner. 197 00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:19,701 All right, ladies. 198 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,618 Raise them. 199 00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:30,464 That's it. 200 00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:34,297 Next time I start a gang, no women. 201 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,037 Do you hear me? 202 00:21:36,263 --> 00:21:37,690 No women! 203 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,500 I think we can still work it out. 204 00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:42,077 Don't you?